E10 - Toxic? Are You Kidding Me?!

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[00:04] Brantag
    Fifteen years ago,
[00:06] ---
    the former Duke Bleichröder
    led an expedition
[00:09] ---
    into the Enchanted Forest in search
[00:13] ---
    of a magical panacea,
[00:14] Well
    This makes me nostalgic...
[00:15] Brantag
    but it couldn't have ended worse,
    leaving 2,000 soldiers
[00:16] Well
    This watered-down tea.
[00:19] Brantag
    and the former duke dead.
[00:22] Artur
    We responded to the former duke's request
    and dispatched our army, as well,
[00:27] Artur
    but the leader and everyone else...
[00:31] Brantag
    The corpses of all those fallen have now
    become undead, specifically zombies.
[00:38] Brantag
    This is why our Lord has requested that we
    purify all the undead before they can become
[00:44] ---
    greater undead, like liches.
[00:49] Kurt
    He's asking us to send troops again?
[00:52] Er
    Who's that guy with the bad attitude?
[00:56] Iina
    They just mentioned it, remember?
[00:57] Iina
    That's Well's eldest brother, Kurt.
[01:01] Iina
    That one's the second brother, Hermann,
[01:03] Iina
    and if I remember right, the one
    behind them is a village chief
[01:07] ---
    who's a close aide to their father.
[01:09] Brantag
    We'll be handling the task of purification.
[01:12] Brantag
    The reason we paid you a visit
[01:13] ---
    was to discuss how to handle the monsters
    we'll defeat during that process.
[01:17] Kurt
    The Enchanted Forest is our domain!
[01:20] Kurt
    So it's standard for you to pay tribute
[01:22] ---
    after converting any raw materials from
    the monsters defeated there into coin!
[01:27] Brantag
    Yes, and we intend to do so.
[01:29] Brantag
    Which is why we're here to
    negotiate the rate of tribute.
[01:35] Kurt
    Klaus, how much is standard?
[01:38] Klaus
    I'd say... roughly thirty percent.
[01:42] Kurt
    Fifty percent, then.
[01:45] Kurt
    If you can't pay it, then give up and leave.
[01:49] Hermann
    And what will you do with the arms
    and armor of the purified soldiers?
[01:52] Brantag
    We intend to recover as many of
    their personal effects as possible.
[01:56] Hermann
    I see.
[01:58] Hermann
    Hear that, Brother?
[02:00] Hermann
    They're willing to retrieve
    our people's belongings.
[02:03] Hermann
    Let's be reasonable.
[02:05] Kurt
    There's no need to recover their belongings.
[02:08] Hermann
    What are you saying?
[02:10] Kurt
    All of our soldiers are poor.
[02:13] Kurt
    None of them possess any
    items worth anything.
[02:15] Kurt
    So retrieving them isn't necessary.
[02:18] Er
    This guy...
[02:20] Kurt
    Besides, their funerals have already been held.
[02:24] Elise
    Pardon me,
[02:25] ---
    but unless funerals are conducted
    after the souls have been purified,
[02:29] Elise
    they won't give the dead true peace.
[02:32] Elise
    I would be happy to help conduct the
    funerals again after purification.
[02:39] Kurt
    Could you please back down, "Saint"?
[02:43] Kurt
    We're impoverished nobles.
[02:45] Kurt
    You're after the gratuities due
    when performing a funeral, right?
[02:52] Er
    Hey! Would you cut it out already?
[02:55] Kurt
    Wendelin, you might be the heroic
    Dragon Slayer or whatever now,
[02:59] Kurt
    but are all your men ruffians, as well?
[03:02] Er
    Th-This jerk...
[03:04] Well
    I sincerely appreciate your valuable opinion!
[03:08] Well
    I will be sure to keep it in mind.
[03:11] Well
    Now, shall we begin the official
    negotiations, Sir Baumeister?
[03:16] Kurt
    How dare you?!
[03:17] Kurt
    Are you suggesting any discussion
    with me isn't official?!
[03:21] Iina
    We are here to negotiate with
    the lord, Sir Baumeister.
[03:25] Louise
    Furthermore, you should be
    more considerate of your tone.
[03:29] Louise
    Even if this man is your younger brother,
     he's still a baron.
[03:32] Kurt
    You dare speak to me like
    that as mere retainers?!
[03:39] Wilma
    I'm hungry.
[03:43] Well
    For whatever reason,
[03:45] ---
    my brother's turned into a toxic client.
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SIGN    Episode 10
    Toxic? Are You Kidding Me?!
[05:23] Kurt
    What was the head auditor thinking,
    sending me such an injudicious letter?!
[05:28] Eckhart
    Now, let's begin the village meeting.
[05:31] Jurgen
    Um, before we start,
[05:33] Jurgen
    I've heard that Sir Wendelin has
    returned to purify our sons
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    who were left behind in the forest.
[05:45] Kurt
    What of it?
[05:47] Eckhart
    Listen! That man has not returned home!
[05:51] Eckhart
    He is only here as an adventurer
    fulfilling a quest!
[05:54] Eckhart
    Once he finishes purifying them,
    he will leave this land once more!
[05:58] Eckhart
    Isn't that right, Sir Kurt?
[06:05] Well
    Has he always hated me that much?
[06:09] Hermann
    It was after you left home
    that he lost all reason.
[06:13] Hermann
    He's constantly been on edge,
[06:15] Hermann
    afraid the heroic Dragon Slayer
    would steal his position
[06:18] ---
    as heir to the knightdom.
[06:20] Well
    But I'd never do that to him.
[06:23] Marlene
    All right, everyone,
[06:25] Marlene
    thank you for waiting!
[06:29] Wilma
    Marlene!
[06:36] Marlene
    Darling, pour Brantag a drink.
[06:39] Hermann
    Oh, sorry.
[06:41] Hermann
    Here, have some.
[06:43] Hermann
    This is mead made here on our land.
[06:46] Brantag
    No, I'll pass on liquor tonight.
[06:50] Louise
    What? That's unusual!
[06:52] Louise
    You're usually drowning in
    liquor from dawn to dusk.
[06:55] Brantag
    That's an exaggeration.
[06:59] Marlene
    Darling, offer Well some pie.
[07:02] Hermann
    Oh, right, right.
[07:03] Marlene
    I wish you luck, Well.
[07:05] Marlene
    I'm sure my own grandfather has become
    one of the undead in the forest, too.
[07:10] Well
    He was the head attendant, right?
[07:13] Marlene
    He took good care of me when I was little.
[07:16] Well
    I'll search for his belongings.
[07:20] Marlene
    What a fine man you are!
[07:22] Marlene
    Nothing like that imbecile!
[07:24] Marlene
    Oh, if only you were the heir, Well!
[07:28] Hermann
    Hey, don't say that so loudly.
[07:30] Marlene
    Who cares?
[07:32] Marlene
    It's what everyone thinks!
[07:34] Iina
    I think we're about to get
    caught up in a succession crisis.
[07:39] Louise
    It looks like...
[07:41] Well
    The best thing to do is
    finish up quickly and leave.
[07:56] Well
    All right, let's commence the operation
    to lure the zombies to us!
[08:00] All
    One, two!
[08:01] Er
    Hey! Soldiers of the Bleichröder Dukedom!
[08:06] Iina
    How could you let 2,000 men die?
[08:08] Iina
    Is your military incompetent?
[08:11] Louise
    No, no, they're worse than that.
[08:13] Louise
    Right, Dunce Dukedom?
[08:16] Well
    You even brought my master down with you,
[08:19] Well
    you useless commanders!
[08:20] Wilma
    You're rotten and nasty!
    You're rotten and nasty!
[08:27] Elise
    Um, will this really draw out the undead?
[08:31] Brantag
    Yes, it'll lure them out.
[08:34] Brantag
    They may not be all too smart,
[08:36] Brantag
    but they still know when
    they're being insulted.
[08:45] Er
    Here they come.
[08:47] Iina
    They're over here, too.
[08:48] Well
    Now, Elise!
[09:03] Well
    Now to expand the area of
    this purification spell!
[09:18] Louise
    Here come the zombies!
[09:20] Louise
    A huge march of zombies!
[09:22] Brantag
    Okay, everyone keep your guard up!
[09:26] All
    Right!
[09:38] Er
    We're not doing much.
[09:42] Brantag
    Come on. Retrieving their
    belongings is part of our job.
[09:45] Er
    R-Right.
[09:55] Louise
    Well, look!
[09:57] Louise
    I see one that looks like their boss!
[09:59] Louise
    Right there!
[10:01] Well
    Armor and weapons with
    prominent ornamentation...
[10:04] Well
    There's no mistake.
[10:05] Well
    That's the general commander of this army,
[10:08] Well
    the former Duke Bleichröder.
[10:12] Louise
    All done with the boss!
[10:14] Er
    Huh? Are we finished now?
[10:17] Wilma
    No, there's still that woman's grandfather.
[10:20] Iina
    Right, I don't think we've seen the armor
[10:23] ---
    Marlene said her grandfather was wearing.
[10:33] Er
    Her grandfather?
[10:42] Wilma
    A wyvern.
[10:44] Iina
    It's turned undead, too.
[10:48] Er
    Huh? Then why isn't it being
    purified by the holy magic?
[11:11] Elise
    The magic is working on it.
[11:13] Elise
    But unlike the zombies,
    it'll take time to purify it.
[11:17] Louise
    Well, here come a lot of nasty-looking ones!
[11:20] Er
    These must be the monsters the
    expedition killed fifteen years ago.
[11:25] Iina
    But regular soldiers could
    never defeat these things!
[11:28] Brantag
    Alfred was with them.
[11:31] Well
    That's my master for you.
[11:37] Brantag
    All right, keep your guards up this time!
[11:40] Iina
    Right!
[12:03] Louise
    Well, look.
[12:07] Iina
    That armor...
[12:09] Iina
    It's probably her grandfather.
[12:20] Attendant
    My granddaughter?
[12:23] Louise
    It spoke!
[12:24] Brantag
    Tsk! It's turned into a damn lich.
[12:28] Well
    She has her husband under her thumb,
[12:30] Well
    and she's living a good life.
[12:32] Attendant
    I see.
[12:49] Attendant
    Take care of her.
[13:07] Jurgen
    Honestly, thank you so much.
[13:10] Jurgen
    Now my son can finally rest in peace.
[13:13] Eckhart
    Listen up, everyone!
[13:15] Eckhart
    Sir Kurt has a message for you!
[13:18] Kurt
    Listen to me. Once the services are over,
[13:22] Kurt
    you are to hand all of the rusted armor
[13:24] ---
    and broken swords over to
    our blacksmith, Eckhart!
[13:27] Crowd
    What? No way!
[13:31] Jurgen
    U-Um, Sir Kurt, we have no
    bodies to bury for our dead,
[13:36] Jurgen
    so we hoped to bury those in their stead.
[13:39] Kurt
    What nonsense.
[13:41] Kurt
    Our territory lacks enough iron.
[13:44] Kurt
    We'll be reusing those
    arms to develop this land.
[13:49] Kurt
    That's what the dead would
    truly want, is it not?
[13:52] Jurgen
    But that's cruel.
[13:55] Kurt
    Once the services are done,
    turn them over at once!
[13:59] Well
    Sir Kurt...
[14:00] Kurt
    What, Wendelin?
[14:03] Well
    I understand you're short on resources,
[14:05] Well
    but you don't have to take their things.
[14:07] Kurt
    Do I hear a lowly adventurer
    questioning me, the lord heir?
[14:12] Well
    Then if you had iron,
[14:14] Well
    you wouldn't need to take away their things?
[14:17] Kurt
    Of course.
[14:18] Well
    In that case...
[14:22] Well
    I present you with this.
[14:25] Well
    Now there's no need to take away
    the dead men's belongings, right?
[14:30] Kurt
    Wendelin...
[14:32] Eckhart
    What shall we do, Sir Kurt?
[14:36] Kurt
    Leave him be.
[14:37] Kurt
    He's done with his purification.
[14:40] Kurt
    He'll be leaving this land soon enough.
[14:42] Kurt
    We just have to be patient until then.
[14:46] Jurgen
    Thank you so much, Sir Wendelin!
[14:54] Bleichröder
    You've done well.
[14:56] Bleichröder
    Now we will begin the task
    of identifying their owners.
[15:01] Bleichröder
    We will notify you once
    our assessment is complete.
[15:04] Well
    Mission complete. Now I can
    bid farewell to my old home.
[15:08] Bleichröder
    Now, I would like you to remain on
    standby in the Baumeister Knightdom.
[15:13] Well
    Huh?
[15:14] Bleichröder
    I'll write a letter to Sir Baumeister myself
[15:17] Bleichröder
    so you can go hunting in the Enchanted
    Forest and other undeveloped lands.
[15:21] Well
    Um, if possible, I would prefer to
    be stationed anywhere but my home.
[15:25] Brantag
    Come on, what's wrong with
    staying there a while?
[15:28] Well
    Huh?
[15:29] Brantag
    Their mead is superb!
[15:32] Louise
    You never drank any, Brantag.
[15:42] Ruckner
    All goes as planned?
[15:45] Bleichröder
    Yes.
[15:54] Klaus
    Oh, Sir Wendelin.
[15:57] Klaus
    I thought you had left already.
[15:59] Well
    That was our plan,
[16:02] Well
    but we were ordered to remain here until
    they identified the owners of those items.
[16:07] Klaus
    Oh?
[16:08] Iina
    But identifying the belongings of
    2,000 dead won't be easy, will it?
[16:13] Louise
    They all look the same, too,
[16:15] Louise
    so it'll take some time.
[16:17] Klaus
    I see.
[16:21] Klaus
    In that case, would you like to participate
    in the funerals being held tomorrow?
[16:26] Well
    Funerals?
[16:32] Elise
    Now, let us offer up our prayers.
[16:40] Woman
    We're so lucky to have the
    Saint offer prayers for us.
[16:46] Er
    Why is Elise doing this?
[16:48] Well
    Because the priest here
    is getting old, Klaus said.
[16:55] Jurgen
    I can't believe Sir Kurt wouldn't come.
[17:15] Jurgen
    Sir Wendelin, please have
    some mead, if you'd like.
[17:18] Well
    Oh, I'm good. Offer it to Brantag.
[17:22] Jurgen
    Actually, Sir Brantag refused, too.
[17:26] Well
    Huh?
[17:36] Er
    Hey, that's...
[17:39] Er
    The eldest brother's wife, right?
[17:41] Well
    Yeah, that's my sister-in-law, Amalie.
[17:46] Amalie
    Now, let's pray.
[17:48] Both
    Okay.
[17:58] Well
    I'm sorry for not paying you a proper visit.
[18:02] Amalie
    You've been quite busy, Well.
[18:05] Amalie
    Oh, pardon me. I spoke out of old habit.
[18:09] Amalie
    You're a baron now, so I must be more polite.
[18:12] Well
    Oh, I don't mind. This isn't
    a formal setting, anyway.
[18:16] Karl
    Wow, it really is the heroic Dragon Slayer!
[18:20] Oscar
    Hey, please tell us about the time you
    defeated that bone dragon!
[18:27] Louise
    I can't believe it's a bone dragon!
[18:29] Louise
    What is it doing here?!
[18:32] Er
    Bone, bone! Bone, bone, bone!
[18:35] Louise
    Damn! At this rate,
    the airship will be taken down!
[18:36] ---
    Bone, bone, bone, bone!
     Bone, bone, bone, bone! Bone!
[18:39] Iina
    Um, Brantag, if you'd like, he...
[18:39] ---
    Bone, bone, bone, bone, bone!
     Bone, bone, bone, bone! Bone!
[18:43] ---
    Bone! Bone! Bone! Bone!
[18:43] Iina
    I mean, I could blast it with holy magic?
[18:46] ---
    Bone!
[18:46] Louise
    Come on! You're the main character,
    so put some more spirit into it!
[18:48] ---
    Oh, bone! Bone, bone! Bone! Bone!
[18:51] Iina
    But...
[18:52] ---
    Bone! If you don't attack me,
    I'm gonna attack you, bone!
[18:52] Iina
    Why am I playing Well in the first place?
[18:56] Louise
    Would you rather play Brantag, then?
[18:57] ---
    Is that what you want, bone?
    A-Are you sure, bone?!
[18:59] Iina
    I'll stick with Well.
[19:00] Er
    Bone, bone!
[19:02] ---
    Bone! Bone, bone! Bone, bone!
[19:02] Louise
    Hey, boy, do something with your magic!
[19:06] ---
    Bone! Bone, bone... bone...
[19:07] Iina
    Uh, first I fly...
[19:09] Louise
    More spirit!
[19:14] Well
    Your kids have really grown.
[19:17] Amalie
    Yes, and I've gotten older, too.
[19:21] Amalie
    Those children are all I ever think about.
[19:24] Amalie
    I hope they can always get along as brothers.
[19:28] Karl
    Hey! Are we gonna get some candy?
[19:30] Oscar
    Hey, this isn't a festival.
[19:33] Well
    Okay, leave this one to your uncle.
[19:36] Well
    Ta-da!
[19:37] Well
    Stir, stir, stir...
[19:39] Well
    Okay, here you go.
[19:41] Karl
    What is it?
[19:42] Well
    It's mizuame. Try it.
[19:44] Oscar
    Um, okay...
[19:46] Both
    Thank you.
[19:50] Both
    It's good!
[19:52] Wilma
    Hey.
[19:54] Wilma
    Me, too. Me, too!
[19:56] Wilma
    Mizuame for me, too!
[20:00] Wilma
    Stir, stir, stir...
[20:06] Both
    Bye-bye!
[20:13] Klaus
    Sir Wendelin...
[20:18] Klaus
    I have a request.
[20:22] Klaus
    Would you please become
    the heir of this territory?
[20:26] ---
    What?
[20:27] Klaus
    I'm sure you've at least vaguely realized
[20:31] Klaus
    that this is what the people here desire.
[20:34] Well
    Wait, wait... Wh-What brought this on?
[20:37] Klaus
    This land has no future under Sir Kurt.
[20:40] Well
    Um, a-at any rate,
[20:42] ---
    you shouldn't let my father or
    older brother hear about this.
[20:46] Klaus
    I don't care if they do.
[20:47] Klaus
    I've already made my peace.
[20:50] Well
    But I still want to live as an adventurer,
[20:54] Well
    so owning territory would just be...
[20:56] Klaus
    So long as you leave someone
    you trust in charge of the land,
[20:59] ---
    you should be able to continue your adventures.
[21:01] Klaus
    I've heard you already have a retainer
    with talent for such things.
[21:05] Well
    You mean Roderich?
    Where did you learn about him?
[21:10] Klaus
    If you decide to do so,
[21:12] Klaus
    then you will have my support, too.
[21:15] Well
    Wait.
[21:16] Well
    I've already been made the head
    of a different, independent line.
[21:20] Well
    So the royal palace would never
    allow me to inherit this territory.
[21:25] Klaus
    Those at the royal palace aren't
    concerned with such formalities.
[21:29] Well
    What makes you say that?
[21:32] Klaus
    This is something they desire, too.
[21:37] Well
    The palace?
[21:38] Brantag
    You're very clever.
[21:44] Brantag
    I'm surprised a man from these outskirts could
     reach that conclusion from conjecture alone.
[21:49] Klaus
    I'm honored by your compliment.
[21:52] Well
    Brantag, what on earth is going on here?
[21:56] Brantag
    It's exactly as he just said.
[21:59] Brantag
    Those at the palace want you to
    become the lord of this territory.