# E10 - Toxic? Are You Kidding Me?!
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**[00:04] Brantag**
Fifteen years ago,
**[00:06] ---**
the former Duke Bleichröder
led an expedition
**[00:09] ---**
into the Enchanted Forest in search
**[00:13] ---**
of a magical panacea,
**[00:14] Well**
*This makes me nostalgic...*
**[00:15] Brantag**
but it couldn't have ended worse,
leaving 2,000 soldiers
**[00:16] Well**
*This watered-down tea.*
**[00:19] Brantag**
and the former duke dead.
**[00:22] Artur**
We responded to the former duke's request
and dispatched our army, as well,
**[00:27] Artur**
but the leader and everyone else...
**[00:31] Brantag**
The corpses of all those fallen have now
become undead, specifically zombies.
**[00:38] Brantag**
This is why our Lord has requested that we
purify all the undead before they can become
**[00:44] ---**
greater undead, like liches.
**[00:49] Kurt**
He's asking us to send troops again?
**[00:52] Er**
Who's that guy with the bad attitude?
**[00:56] Iina**
They just mentioned it, remember?
**[00:57] Iina**
That's Well's eldest brother, Kurt.
**[01:01] Iina**
That one's the second brother, Hermann,
**[01:03] Iina**
and if I remember right, the one
behind them is a village chief
**[01:07] ---**
who's a close aide to their father.
**[01:09] Brantag**
We'll be handling the task of purification.
**[01:12] Brantag**
The reason we paid you a visit
**[01:13] ---**
was to discuss how to handle the monsters
we'll defeat during that process.
**[01:17] Kurt**
The Enchanted Forest is our domain!
**[01:20] Kurt**
So it's standard for you to pay tribute
**[01:22] ---**
after converting any raw materials from
the monsters defeated there into coin!
**[01:27] Brantag**
Yes, and we intend to do so.
**[01:29] Brantag**
Which is why we're here to
negotiate the rate of tribute.
**[01:35] Kurt**
Klaus, how much is standard?
**[01:38] Klaus**
I'd say... roughly thirty percent.
**[01:42] Kurt**
Fifty percent, then.
**[01:45] Kurt**
If you can't pay it, then give up and leave.
**[01:49] Hermann**
And what will you do with the arms
and armor of the purified soldiers?
**[01:52] Brantag**
We intend to recover as many of
their personal effects as possible.
**[01:56] Hermann**
I see.
**[01:58] Hermann**
Hear that, Brother?
**[02:00] Hermann**
They're willing to retrieve
our people's belongings.
**[02:03] Hermann**
Let's be reasonable.
**[02:05] Kurt**
There's no need to recover their belongings.
**[02:08] Hermann**
What are you saying?
**[02:10] Kurt**
All of our soldiers are poor.
**[02:13] Kurt**
None of them possess any
items worth anything.
**[02:15] Kurt**
So retrieving them isn't necessary.
**[02:18] Er**
This guy...
**[02:20] Kurt**
Besides, their funerals have already been held.
**[02:24] Elise**
Pardon me,
**[02:25] ---**
but unless funerals are conducted
after the souls have been purified,
**[02:29] Elise**
they won't give the dead true peace.
**[02:32] Elise**
I would be happy to help conduct the
funerals again after purification.
**[02:39] Kurt**
Could you please back down, "Saint"?
**[02:43] Kurt**
We're impoverished nobles.
**[02:45] Kurt**
You're after the gratuities due
when performing a funeral, right?
**[02:52] Er**
Hey! Would you cut it out already?
**[02:55] Kurt**
Wendelin, you might be the heroic
Dragon Slayer or whatever now,
**[02:59] Kurt**
but are all your men ruffians, as well?
**[03:02] Er**
Th-This jerk...
**[03:04] Well**
I sincerely appreciate your valuable opinion!
**[03:08] Well**
I will be sure to keep it in mind.
**[03:11] Well**
Now, shall we begin the official
negotiations, Sir Baumeister?
**[03:16] Kurt**
How dare you?!
**[03:17] Kurt**
Are you suggesting any discussion
with me isn't official?!
**[03:21] Iina**
We are here to negotiate with
the lord, Sir Baumeister.
**[03:25] Louise**
Furthermore, you should be
more considerate of your tone.
**[03:29] Louise**
Even if this man is your younger brother,
he's still a baron.
**[03:32] Kurt**
You dare speak to me like
that as mere retainers?!
**[03:39] Wilma**
I'm hungry.
**[03:43] Well**
*For whatever reason,*
**[03:45] ---**
*my brother's turned into a toxic client.*
***SIGN*** The 8th Son?
Are You Kidding Me?
***SIGN*** The 8th Son?
Are You Kidding Me?
***SIGN*** The 8th Son?
Are You Kidding Me?
***SIGN*** The 8th Son?
Are You Kidding Me?
***SIGN*** The 8th Son?
Are You Kidding Me?
***SIGN*** The 8th Son?
Are You Kidding Me?
***SIGN*** The 8th Son?
Are You Kidding Me?
***SIGN*** The 8th Son?
Are You Kidding Me?
***SIGN*** Episode 10
Toxic? Are You Kidding Me?!
**[05:23] Kurt**
What was the head auditor thinking,
sending me such an injudicious letter?!
**[05:28] Eckhart**
Now, let's begin the village meeting.
**[05:31] Jurgen**
Um, before we start,
**[05:33] Jurgen**
I've heard that Sir Wendelin has
returned to purify our sons
**[05:37] ---**
who were left behind in the forest.
**[05:45] Kurt**
What of it?
**[05:47] Eckhart**
Listen! That man has not returned home!
**[05:51] Eckhart**
He is only here as an adventurer
fulfilling a quest!
**[05:54] Eckhart**
Once he finishes purifying them,
he will leave this land once more!
**[05:58] Eckhart**
Isn't that right, Sir Kurt?
**[06:05] Well**
Has he always hated me that much?
**[06:09] Hermann**
It was after you left home
that he lost all reason.
**[06:13] Hermann**
He's constantly been on edge,
**[06:15] Hermann**
afraid the heroic Dragon Slayer
would steal his position
**[06:18] ---**
as heir to the knightdom.
**[06:20] Well**
But I'd never do that to him.
**[06:23] Marlene**
All right, everyone,
**[06:25] Marlene**
thank you for waiting!
**[06:29] Wilma**
Marlene!
**[06:36] Marlene**
Darling, pour Brantag a drink.
**[06:39] Hermann**
Oh, sorry.
**[06:41] Hermann**
Here, have some.
**[06:43] Hermann**
This is mead made here on our land.
**[06:46] Brantag**
No, I'll pass on liquor tonight.
**[06:50] Louise**
What? That's unusual!
**[06:52] Louise**
You're usually drowning in
liquor from dawn to dusk.
**[06:55] Brantag**
That's an exaggeration.
**[06:59] Marlene**
Darling, offer Well some pie.
**[07:02] Hermann**
Oh, right, right.
**[07:03] Marlene**
I wish you luck, Well.
**[07:05] Marlene**
I'm sure my own grandfather has become
one of the undead in the forest, too.
**[07:10] Well**
He was the head attendant, right?
**[07:13] Marlene**
He took good care of me when I was little.
**[07:16] Well**
I'll search for his belongings.
**[07:20] Marlene**
What a fine man you are!
**[07:22] Marlene**
Nothing like that imbecile!
**[07:24] Marlene**
Oh, if only you were the heir, Well!
**[07:28] Hermann**
Hey, don't say that so loudly.
**[07:30] Marlene**
Who cares?
**[07:32] Marlene**
It's what everyone thinks!
**[07:34] Iina**
I think we're about to get
caught up in a succession crisis.
**[07:39] Louise**
It looks like...
**[07:41] Well**
The best thing to do is
finish up quickly and leave.
**[07:56] Well**
All right, let's commence the operation
to lure the zombies to us!
**[08:00] All**
One, two!
**[08:01] Er**
Hey! Soldiers of the Bleichröder Dukedom!
**[08:06] Iina**
How could you let 2,000 men die?
**[08:08] Iina**
Is your military incompetent?
**[08:11] Louise**
No, no, they're worse than that.
**[08:13] Louise**
Right, Dunce Dukedom?
**[08:16] Well**
You even brought my master down with you,
**[08:19] Well**
you useless commanders!
**[08:20] Wilma**
You're rotten and nasty!
You're rotten and nasty!
**[08:27] Elise**
Um, will this really draw out the undead?
**[08:31] Brantag**
Yes, it'll lure them out.
**[08:34] Brantag**
They may not be all too smart,
**[08:36] Brantag**
but they still know when
they're being insulted.
**[08:45] Er**
Here they come.
**[08:47] Iina**
They're over here, too.
**[08:48] Well**
Now, Elise!
**[09:03] Well**
Now to expand the area of
this purification spell!
**[09:18] Louise**
Here come the zombies!
**[09:20] Louise**
A huge march of zombies!
**[09:22] Brantag**
Okay, everyone keep your guard up!
**[09:26] All**
Right!
**[09:38] Er**
We're not doing much.
**[09:42] Brantag**
Come on. Retrieving their
belongings is part of our job.
**[09:45] Er**
R-Right.
**[09:55] Louise**
Well, look!
**[09:57] Louise**
I see one that looks like their boss!
**[09:59] Louise**
Right there!
**[10:01] Well**
Armor and weapons with
prominent ornamentation...
**[10:04] Well**
There's no mistake.
**[10:05] Well**
That's the general commander of this army,
**[10:08] Well**
the former Duke Bleichröder.
**[10:12] Louise**
All done with the boss!
**[10:14] Er**
Huh? Are we finished now?
**[10:17] Wilma**
No, there's still that woman's grandfather.
**[10:20] Iina**
Right, I don't think we've seen the armor
**[10:23] ---**
Marlene said her grandfather was wearing.
**[10:33] Er**
Her grandfather?
**[10:42] Wilma**
A wyvern.
**[10:44] Iina**
It's turned undead, too.
**[10:48] Er**
Huh? Then why isn't it being
purified by the holy magic?
**[11:11] Elise**
The magic is working on it.
**[11:13] Elise**
But unlike the zombies,
it'll take time to purify it.
**[11:17] Louise**
Well, here come a lot of nasty-looking ones!
**[11:20] Er**
These must be the monsters the
expedition killed fifteen years ago.
**[11:25] Iina**
But regular soldiers could
never defeat these things!
**[11:28] Brantag**
Alfred was with them.
**[11:31] Well**
That's my master for you.
**[11:37] Brantag**
All right, keep your guards up this time!
**[11:40] Iina**
Right!
**[12:03] Louise**
Well, look.
**[12:07] Iina**
That armor...
**[12:09] Iina**
It's probably her grandfather.
**[12:20] Attendant**
My granddaughter?
**[12:23] Louise**
It spoke!
**[12:24] Brantag**
Tsk! It's turned into a damn lich.
**[12:28] Well**
She has her husband under her thumb,
**[12:30] Well**
and she's living a good life.
**[12:32] Attendant**
I see.
**[12:49] Attendant**
Take care of her.
**[13:07] Jurgen**
Honestly, thank you so much.
**[13:10] Jurgen**
Now my son can finally rest in peace.
**[13:13] Eckhart**
Listen up, everyone!
**[13:15] Eckhart**
Sir Kurt has a message for you!
**[13:18] Kurt**
Listen to me. Once the services are over,
**[13:22] Kurt**
you are to hand all of the rusted armor
**[13:24] ---**
and broken swords over to
our blacksmith, Eckhart!
**[13:27] Crowd**
What? No way!
**[13:31] Jurgen**
U-Um, Sir Kurt, we have no
bodies to bury for our dead,
**[13:36] Jurgen**
so we hoped to bury those in their stead.
**[13:39] Kurt**
What nonsense.
**[13:41] Kurt**
Our territory lacks enough iron.
**[13:44] Kurt**
We'll be reusing those
arms to develop this land.
**[13:49] Kurt**
That's what the dead would
truly want, is it not?
**[13:52] Jurgen**
But that's cruel.
**[13:55] Kurt**
Once the services are done,
turn them over at once!
**[13:59] Well**
Sir Kurt...
**[14:00] Kurt**
What, Wendelin?
**[14:03] Well**
I understand you're short on resources,
**[14:05] Well**
but you don't have to take their things.
**[14:07] Kurt**
Do I hear a lowly adventurer
questioning me, the lord heir?
**[14:12] Well**
Then if you had iron,
**[14:14] Well**
you wouldn't need to take away their things?
**[14:17] Kurt**
Of course.
**[14:18] Well**
In that case...
**[14:22] Well**
I present you with this.
**[14:25] Well**
Now there's no need to take away
the dead men's belongings, right?
**[14:30] Kurt**
Wendelin...
**[14:32] Eckhart**
What shall we do, Sir Kurt?
**[14:36] Kurt**
Leave him be.
**[14:37] Kurt**
He's done with his purification.
**[14:40] Kurt**
He'll be leaving this land soon enough.
**[14:42] Kurt**
We just have to be patient until then.
**[14:46] Jurgen**
Thank you so much, Sir Wendelin!
**[14:54] Bleichröder**
You've done well.
**[14:56] Bleichröder**
Now we will begin the task
of identifying their owners.
**[15:01] Bleichröder**
We will notify you once
our assessment is complete.
**[15:04] Well**
Mission complete. Now I can
bid farewell to my old home.
**[15:08] Bleichröder**
Now, I would like you to remain on
standby in the Baumeister Knightdom.
**[15:13] Well**
Huh?
**[15:14] Bleichröder**
I'll write a letter to Sir Baumeister myself
**[15:17] Bleichröder**
so you can go hunting in the Enchanted
Forest and other undeveloped lands.
**[15:21] Well**
Um, if possible, I would prefer to
be stationed anywhere but my home.
**[15:25] Brantag**
Come on, what's wrong with
staying there a while?
**[15:28] Well**
Huh?
**[15:29] Brantag**
Their mead is superb!
**[15:32] Louise**
You never drank any, Brantag.
**[15:42] Ruckner**
All goes as planned?
**[15:45] Bleichröder**
Yes.
**[15:54] Klaus**
Oh, Sir Wendelin.
**[15:57] Klaus**
I thought you had left already.
**[15:59] Well**
That was our plan,
**[16:02] Well**
but we were ordered to remain here until
they identified the owners of those items.
**[16:07] Klaus**
Oh?
**[16:08] Iina**
But identifying the belongings of
2,000 dead won't be easy, will it?
**[16:13] Louise**
They all look the same, too,
**[16:15] Louise**
so it'll take some time.
**[16:17] Klaus**
I see.
**[16:21] Klaus**
In that case, would you like to participate
in the funerals being held tomorrow?
**[16:26] Well**
Funerals?
**[16:32] Elise**
Now, let us offer up our prayers.
**[16:40] Woman**
We're so lucky to have the
Saint offer prayers for us.
**[16:46] Er**
Why is Elise doing this?
**[16:48] Well**
Because the priest here
is getting old, Klaus said.
**[16:55] Jurgen**
I can't believe Sir Kurt wouldn't come.
**[17:15] Jurgen**
Sir Wendelin, please have
some mead, if you'd like.
**[17:18] Well**
Oh, I'm good. Offer it to Brantag.
**[17:22] Jurgen**
Actually, Sir Brantag refused, too.
**[17:26] Well**
Huh?
**[17:36] Er**
Hey, that's...
**[17:39] Er**
The eldest brother's wife, right?
**[17:41] Well**
Yeah, that's my sister-in-law, Amalie.
**[17:46] Amalie**
Now, let's pray.
**[17:48] Both**
Okay.
**[17:58] Well**
I'm sorry for not paying you a proper visit.
**[18:02] Amalie**
You've been quite busy, Well.
**[18:05] Amalie**
Oh, pardon me. I spoke out of old habit.
**[18:09] Amalie**
You're a baron now, so I must be more polite.
**[18:12] Well**
Oh, I don't mind. This isn't
a formal setting, anyway.
**[18:16] Karl**
Wow, it really is the heroic Dragon Slayer!
**[18:20] Oscar**
Hey, please tell us about the time you
defeated that bone dragon!
**[18:27] Louise**
I can't believe it's a bone dragon!
**[18:29] Louise**
What is it doing here?!
**[18:32] Er**
Bone, bone! Bone, bone, bone!
**[18:35] Louise**
Damn! At this rate,
the airship will be taken down!
**[18:36] ---**
Bone, bone, bone, bone!
Bone, bone, bone, bone! Bone!
**[18:39] Iina**
Um, Brantag, if you'd like, he...
**[18:39] ---**
Bone, bone, bone, bone, bone!
Bone, bone, bone, bone! Bone!
**[18:43] ---**
Bone! Bone! Bone! Bone!
**[18:43] Iina**
I mean, I could blast it with holy magic?
**[18:46] ---**
Bone!
**[18:46] Louise**
Come on! You're the main character,
so put some more spirit into it!
**[18:48] ---**
Oh, bone! Bone, bone! Bone! Bone!
**[18:51] Iina**
But...
**[18:52] ---**
Bone! If you don't attack me,
I'm gonna attack you, bone!
**[18:52] Iina**
Why am I playing Well in the first place?
**[18:56] Louise**
Would you rather play Brantag, then?
**[18:57] ---**
Is that what you want, bone?
A-Are you sure, bone?!
**[18:59] Iina**
I'll stick with Well.
**[19:00] Er**
Bone, bone!
**[19:02] ---**
Bone! Bone, bone! Bone, bone!
**[19:02] Louise**
Hey, boy, do something with your magic!
**[19:06] ---**
Bone! Bone, bone... bone...
**[19:07] Iina**
Uh, first I fly...
**[19:09] Louise**
More spirit!
**[19:14] Well**
Your kids have really grown.
**[19:17] Amalie**
Yes, and I've gotten older, too.
**[19:21] Amalie**
Those children are all I ever think about.
**[19:24] Amalie**
I hope they can always get along as brothers.
**[19:28] Karl**
Hey! Are we gonna get some candy?
**[19:30] Oscar**
Hey, this isn't a festival.
**[19:33] Well**
Okay, leave this one to your uncle.
**[19:36] Well**
Ta-da!
**[19:37] Well**
Stir, stir, stir...
**[19:39] Well**
Okay, here you go.
**[19:41] Karl**
What is it?
**[19:42] Well**
It's mizuame. Try it.
**[19:44] Oscar**
Um, okay...
**[19:46] Both**
Thank you.
**[19:50] Both**
It's good!
**[19:52] Wilma**
Hey.
**[19:54] Wilma**
Me, too. Me, too!
**[19:56] Wilma**
Mizuame for me, too!
**[20:00] Wilma**
Stir, stir, stir...
**[20:06] Both**
Bye-bye!
**[20:13] Klaus**
Sir Wendelin...
**[20:18] Klaus**
I have a request.
**[20:22] Klaus**
Would you please become
the heir of this territory?
**[20:26] ---**
What?
**[20:27] Klaus**
I'm sure you've at least vaguely realized
**[20:31] Klaus**
that this is what the people here desire.
**[20:34] Well**
Wait, wait... Wh-What brought this on?
**[20:37] Klaus**
This land has no future under Sir Kurt.
**[20:40] Well**
Um, a-at any rate,
**[20:42] ---**
you shouldn't let my father or
older brother hear about this.
**[20:46] Klaus**
I don't care if they do.
**[20:47] Klaus**
I've already made my peace.
**[20:50] Well**
But I still want to live as an adventurer,
**[20:54] Well**
so owning territory would just be...
**[20:56] Klaus**
So long as you leave someone
you trust in charge of the land,
**[20:59] ---**
you should be able to continue your adventures.
**[21:01] Klaus**
I've heard you already have a retainer
with talent for such things.
**[21:05] Well**
You mean Roderich?
Where did you learn about him?
**[21:10] Klaus**
If you decide to do so,
**[21:12] Klaus**
then you will have my support, too.
**[21:15] Well**
Wait.
**[21:16] Well**
I've already been made the head
of a different, independent line.
**[21:20] Well**
So the royal palace would never
allow me to inherit this territory.
**[21:25] Klaus**
Those at the royal palace aren't
concerned with such formalities.
**[21:29] Well**
What makes you say that?
**[21:32] Klaus**
This is something they desire, too.
**[21:37] Well**
The palace?
**[21:38] Brantag**
You're very clever.
**[21:44] Brantag**
I'm surprised a man from these outskirts could
reach that conclusion from conjecture alone.
**[21:49] Klaus**
I'm honored by your compliment.
**[21:52] Well**
Brantag, what on earth is going on here?
**[21:56] Brantag**
It's exactly as he just said.
**[21:59] Brantag**
Those at the palace want you to
become the lord of this territory.