E5 - Jolly Times at the River!

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[00:13] Izumi
    It's summer, all right.
[00:19] Shikimori
    You should wear this. It's quite hot today.
[00:22] Izumi
    Thanks, Shikimori-san.
[00:25] Shikimori
    Come on, Izumi-san, let's hurry!
[00:28] Izumi
    Sure!
[00:31] Inuzuka
    We worked hard on those exams!
    Now it's time to play hard!
[00:34] Nekozaki
    Hey, we're on break!
    Why'd you have to bring up exams?!
[00:38] Hachimitsu
    Don't dredge up that memory.
[00:40] Inuzuka
    Hey, that's all on you.
SIGN    Consecutive Failing Grades
[00:43] Inuzuka
    Be glad you only have to
    take supplementary lessons.
[00:47] Izumi
    Hey, guys! We're here.
[00:51] Nekozaki
    We're gonna play our hearts out today!
[00:54] All
    Yeah!
SIGN    Shikimori's Not Just a Cutie
SIGN    Shikimori's
SIGN    Not
SIGN    Just
SIGN    a
SIGN    Cutie
SIGN    Shikimori's
SIGN    Not
SIGN    Just
SIGN    a
SIGN    Cutie
SIGN    Shikimori's
    Not Just a Cutie
SIGN    Shikimori's
    Not Just a Cutie
SIGN    Shikimori's
    Not Just a Cutie
SIGN    Shikimori's
    Not Just a Cutie
SIGN    Shikimori's
    Not Just a Cutie
SIGN    Amusement Park
SIGN    Shikimori-san might like it??
SIGN    Get a reservation!!!
SIGN    Get gifts for the family
SIGN    Eat this!!
SIGN    Inuzuka-kun
SIGN    Eat this!!
SIGN    Keep warm and go to bed early!!
SIGN    Inuzuka-kun!!
SIGN    Please Help
SIGN    I'm going to an amusement park with
    Shikimori-san next week. Suggestions...?
SIGN    #05 Jolly Times at the River!
[02:31] Nekozaki
    Oh, there it is!
[02:35] Inuzuka
    The river!
[02:41] Inuzuka
    It's a miracle the weather's
    this nice when Izumi's with us!
[02:45] Hachimitsu
    That was low-key brutal.
[02:47] Inuzuka
    Right, Izumi?!
[02:48] Izumi
    It's true!
[02:50] Izumi
    I'm so glad I made all those
    teru teru bouzu dolls!
SIGN    Usually Brings Rain
[02:53] Nekozaki
    Are you in grade school?
[02:56] Inuzuka
    Anyway...
[02:58] Inuzuka
    Let's start the barbecue!
[03:00] Nekozaki
    I haven't eaten anything all day.
[03:05] Hachimitsu
    You're drooling.
[03:07] Izumi
    They're wild beasts...
[03:09] Inu/Neko
    Chow time!
[03:16] Izumi
    I'll leave the vegetables here.
[03:17] Inuzuka
    Okay.
[03:19] Nekozaki
    I held out until this meat was
    on sale at the grocery store!
[03:23] Inuzuka
    Hey, that looks tasty.
[03:25] Nekozaki
    More praise, please!
[03:27] Izumi
    We borrowed everything we'd need
    and we have all our food, so...
[03:30] Izumi
    Why don't we divide up the prep work?
[03:33] Inuzuka
    Heck, yeah!
[03:41] Nekozaki
    Why'd you volunteer yourself to cut
    vegetables with those knife skills?!
[03:45] Inuzuka
    I thought I could do it if I tried...
[03:48] Hachimitsu
    So says the defendant.
[03:50] Inuzuka
    Knock that off!
[03:51] Nekozaki
    We'll handle this! You just sit down!
[03:55] Izumi
    Let me help, then.
[03:57] Nekozaki
    That's an even worse idea!
[03:59] Hachimitsu
    Are we in Hell?
[04:00] Nekozaki
    Izumi! Don't do anything rash!
[04:03] Hachimitsu
    Please, God...
[04:19] Nekozaki
    Izumi, you can cook?
[04:21] Izumi
    Yeah.
[04:22] Izumi
    I help my mom a lot, so I can
    probably make just about anything.
[04:27] Shikimori
    Huh?!
[04:29] Shikimori
    I-I had no idea...
[04:32] Inuzuka
    Wait, Izumi, if you can cook that well,
    shouldn't girls be falling all over you?
[04:37] Shikimori
    Please don't say weird things like that.
[04:40] Shikimori
    Are you after him?
[04:41] Inuzuka
    Why are you getting all
    competitive toward me?
[05:17] Inuzuka
    Let's put some more on!
[05:19] Nekozaki
    Good idea!
[05:35] Inuzuka
    That sound is making my mouth water!
[05:38] Nekozaki
    Think they're ready?
[05:39] Hachimitsu
    Not yet. Be patient.
[05:49] Shikimori
    Done!
[05:52] Shikimori
    Izumi-san, please have this if you'd like.
[05:55] Izumi
    Ajillo?
[05:58] Shikimori
    I made it just for you.
[06:00] Izumi
    Oh, wow! It looks great!
[06:04] Inuzuka
    No fair, Izumi!
[06:06] Nekozaki
    It smells so good.
[06:08] Hachimitsu
    Irresistible.
[06:11] Izumi
    Shikimori-san really can do anything.
[06:15] Shikimori
    I-Is there something wrong with it?
[06:18] Izumi
    Oh, no! It just looks so good,
    I was at a loss for words.
[06:22] Izumi
    I'm really happy.
[06:24] Izumi
    I'll try it now.
[06:26] Izumi
    I mean, she's cute, she's smart,
    she's athletic, and she can cook?
[06:31] Izumi
    Shikimori-san is perfect in every single...
[06:36] Shikimori
    Izumi-san?!
[06:42] Inu/Neko
    Huh?
[06:44] Izumi
    Wh-What is this? It burns!
[06:47] Izumi
    And it's bitter. No... Sweet?!
[06:50] Izumi
    It's so intense that I thought my tongue
    was exploding right out of my mouth!
[06:55] Shikimori
    H-Huh? Does it really taste that...
[07:03] Izumi
    I guess she's not so good
    at cooking after all.
[07:06] Inuzuka
    I've got tissues.
[07:08] Nekozaki
    Need some water?
[07:09] Hachimitsu
    There's juice, too.
[07:20] Shikimori
    Izumi-san?
[07:24] Shikimori
    Please spit that out! It could be deadly!
[07:28] Izumi
    It's okay.
[07:30] Izumi
    You put your all into making this for me.
[07:34] Izumi
    I get seasonings wrong all the time, too.
[07:42] Izumi
    Please, body... hold out!
[07:46] Shikimori
    I swear...
[07:48] Shikimori
    I'll learn how to make delicious meals.
[07:52] Shikimori
    Just you wait.
[07:56] Izumi
    Okay. I'll look forward to it.
[07:59] Hachimitsu
    Well played.
[08:00] Inuzuka
    Impressive.
[08:06] Nekozaki
    Whew, I'm stuffed.
[08:09] Hachimitsu
    He's still glutting himself.
[08:11] Nekozaki
    Growth spurts are scary.
[08:13] Nekozaki
    Hmm... Anyone else feel like something sweet?
[08:17] Nekozaki
    Did we bring any dessert?
[08:19] Izumi
    Yes.
[08:21] Izumi
    I made s'mores from the snacks we brought.
[08:25] Nekozaki
    S'mores?
[08:26] Izumi
    You toast a marshmallow and sandwich it
    between crackers and chocolate.
[08:30] Nekozaki
    Who came up with this work of art?!
[08:32] Hachimitsu
    Thank you, God.
[08:35] Shikimori
    Wow...
[08:39] Izumi
    Actually...
[08:41] Izumi
    I really wanted you to try these.
[08:45] Shikimori
    I-I'll try one right now!
[08:53] Nekozaki
    You ate too many.
[08:55] Izumi
    What do you think?
[08:56] Shikimori
    It's delicious.
[08:58] Izumi
    Really?
[08:59] Shikimori
    Really.
[09:02] Shikimori
    I could eat these every day.
[09:07] Izumi
    G-G... Glad to hear it!
[09:10] Hachimitsu
    "Every day," she says.
[09:13] Nekozaki
    Shameless!
[09:15] Izumi
    Sh-She didn't mean it like that!
[09:17] Izumi
    Right, Shikimori-san?!
[09:20] Shikimori
    Who knows?
[09:21] Izumi
    Stop teasing me!
[09:23] Neko/Hachi
    She's a devil...
[09:25] Inuzuka
    Man, I'm stuffed!
[09:32] Inuzuka
    Okay, everything's cleaned up.
[09:34] Nekozaki
    Thanks!
[09:35] Nekozaki
    All right, let's hit that river!
[09:37] Inuzuka
    Yeah!
[09:43] Shikimori
    About before...
[09:44] Izumi
    Hmm?
[09:46] Shikimori
    Next time, let's have them
     with just the two of us.
[09:55] Izumi
    Yeah.
[10:03] Izumi
    Ooh, that's cold!
[10:07] Izumi
    It's nice, isn't it?
[10:09] Shikimori
    Y-Yes, it is.
[10:13] Izumi
    Huh? Is something wrong, Shikimori-san?
[10:16] Shikimori
    N-No! I was just thinking
    about how relaxing the river is.
[10:25] Hachimitsu
    Here I am.
[10:26] Child 1
    Oh, wow!
[10:28] Child 2
    A giant shell!
[10:29] Inuzuka
    The kids are loving it!
[10:32] Nekozaki
    Where were you even keeping that?!
[10:34] Nekozaki
    Just swim like a normal person.
[10:36] Hachimitsu
    I guess I'll leave it to the kids.
[10:38] Hachimitsu
    Don't put it in the water.
[10:40] Children
    Okay!
[10:43] Izumi
    Wow, I guess some modern swimsuits are
    made to look like Western clothes.
[10:47] Izumi
    That's cool.
[10:48] Shikimori
    Y-Yes, I guess so!
[10:52] Inuzuka
    Come on in, you two.
[10:54] Shikimori
    I-Izumi-san, let's go join them.
[10:57] Izumi
    Sure.
[11:04] Izumi
    All that aside, the river's so nice and cool.
[11:08] Izumi
    I should thank everyone.
[11:11] Izumi
    Even the kids here are having fun.
[11:22] Izumi
    The current's taking her?!
[11:24] Nekozaki
    Micchon!
[11:27] Nekozaki
    So when's the big reveal?
[11:30] Shikimori
    W-Well, I, uh...
[11:34] Nekozaki
    You bought it just for your bae, didn't you?
[11:39] Shikimori
    I... I don't think... I can do it.
[11:45] Inuzuka
    Hey, where's Izumi?
[12:02] Little Girl
    Mommy...
[12:07] Izumi
    Hi there—
[12:08] Izumi
    Ow, ow, ow! D-Don't get violent!
[12:15] Izumi
    Let's go back to your mom, okay?
[12:24] Izumi
    See? Nothing to be scared of anymore.
[12:28] Izumi
    I'm not a great swimmer,
[12:31] Izumi
    but I have to get her back to safety.
[12:37] Izumi
    Can you reach?
[12:38] Little Girl
    Uh-huh.
[12:46] Izumi
    Thank goodness.
[12:54] Izumi
    Ooh!
[13:01] Little Girl
    Mister?!
[13:07] Shikimori
    Izumi-san!
[13:09] Inuzuka
    Izumi!
[13:11] Little Girl
    Mister!
[13:16] Nekozaki
    Are you okay?
[13:18] Little Girl
    That guy... He's...
[13:23] Nekozaki
    Wh-What do we do?!
    Should we call someone?!
[13:36] Izumi
    My foot cramped up...
[13:39] Izumi
    Wait, this is really bad...
[13:43] Izumi
    I... can't breathe...
[13:57] Shikimori
    It's okay.
[14:01] Shikimori
    Everything's okay now.
[14:14] Izumi
    Thanks, Shikimori-san.
[14:17] Izumi
    Ow!
[14:18] Shikimori
    Why didn't you call for me?
[14:22] Izumi
    S-Sorry...
[14:28] Nekozaki
    You guys! Are you okay?!
[14:32] Nekozaki
    Oh, thank God you're both okay!
[14:36] Inuzuka
    Don't underestimate the river! It'll kill you!
[14:38] Hachimitsu
    If you're hurt, say so.
[14:40] Izumi
    Okay. Thanks.
[14:42] Mom
    Thank you so much!
[14:44] Mom
    I'm so sorry this happened!
[14:47] Izumi
    M-Ma'am?!
[14:51] Little Girl
    Thank you.
[14:57] Izumi
    And I'm sorry. Did I scare you?
[15:00] Little Girl
    Nuh-uh.
[15:01] Little Girl
    You were really cool!
[15:05] Shikimori
    Wha—
[15:10] Izumi
    Thank you... You're so kind...
[15:14] Nekozaki
    All right! Back to the fun!
[15:18] Nekozaki
    Hey, cheer up! She's just a little kid.
[15:22] Izumi
    Maybe I'll swim, too.
[15:24] Inuzuka
    Are you insane?!
[15:26] Hachi
    He bounces back quick.
[15:28] Inuzuka
    Yahoo!
[15:28] Nekozaki
    Whee!
[15:35] Shikimori
    Take that!
[15:37] Izumi
    Now you've done it!
[15:38] Shikimori
    That's cold!
[15:40] Izumi
    Take that!
[15:44] Hachimitsu
    Neko, there's a fish.
[15:47] Nekozaki
    What? Where?
[15:48] Inuzuka
    Yah!
[15:50] Nekozaki
    Hey, where'd it go?
[16:01] Izumi
    Shikimori-san...
[16:03] Izumi
    Your swimsuit is really cute.
[16:05] Nekozaki
    Just now?!
SIGN    Konjac Souvenirs Miso Pickles Miso-Preserved Pork Boy Choy Manjuu
[16:10] Hachimitsu
    This is it.
[16:17] Shikimori
    How do I look?
[16:20] Izumi
    Really cute.
SIGN    Baron of Local Specialties
[16:27] Nekozaki
    That suits you so well!
[16:30] Izumi
    Thanks for picking it out
    for me, Hachimitsu-san.
[16:32] Hachimitsu
    Stop. You'll make me blush.
[16:36] Shikimori
    What's going on there?
SIGN    GELATO
SIGN    Made with milk from local dairy farmers
SIGN    20 Flavors of Gelato
[16:38] Hachimitsu
    It's an ice cream shop.
[16:39] Inuzuka
    Oh, they've got gelato!
[16:41] Inuzuka
    Looks pretty popular.
[16:43] Izumi
    Ice cream!
[16:44] Shikimori
    Let's go get some.
[16:48] Izumi
    Where's everyone?
[16:49] Shikimori
    They're still waiting in line.
[16:51] Izumi
    It is pretty busy.
[16:53] Shikimori
    We had to wait quite a while.
[16:57] Izumi
    Yum!
[16:58] Izumi
    Yours looks good, too. What flavor is it?
[17:00] Shikimori
    I think it was... mocha almond, if I recall.
[17:05] Izumi
    Wow...
[17:08] Shikimori
    Do you want a taste?
[17:10] Izumi
    Can I? I'd love to!
[17:12] Izumi
    Thanks!
[17:20] Shikimori
    What's the matter?
[17:21] Izumi
    Oh, uh... I just...
[17:24] Izumi
    Nothing.
[17:31] Shikimori
    How is it?
[17:34] Izumi
    It's delicious.
[17:37] Shikimori
    Then I'll try yours, too.
[17:43] Inuzuka
    Nom!
[17:55] Shikimori
    My... My ice cream...
[17:57] Izumi
    No, that was mine!
[17:59] Inuzuka
    Sorry, man! Here, you can have mine.
[18:02] Izumi
    Jeez...
[18:10] Inuzuka
    Hey! What are you, a little kid?!
SIGN    Throb
SIGN    Throb
[18:19] Shikimori
    Serves you right.
[18:21] Inuzuka
    You took damage from that, though!
[18:23] Inuzuka
    Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!
[18:25] Shikimori
    Who's the little kid?!
[18:27] Inuzuka
    My ice cream!
[18:27] Izumi
    Guys, we're in high school...
[18:29] Shikimori
    How dare you eat Izumi-san's?!
[18:30] Izumi
    Is ice cream worth all this?
[18:31] Nekozaki
    Grudges over food are scary.
[18:34] Hachimitsu
    Ice cream is truly sinful.
[18:37] Nekozaki
    Mm, this is the best!
[18:43] Inuzuka
    Time flies, huh? How is it so late already?
[18:46] Nekozaki
    Man, I played like crazy today.
[18:49] Inuzuka
    Ready to head home?
[18:51] Nekozaki
    No! Not yet!
[18:53] Inuzuka
    The real world awaits!
[18:53] Shikimori
    Are you all right?
[18:56] Izumi
    I'm fine.
[19:00] Nekozaki
    The place is all ours! Let's grab seats!
[19:03] Izumi
    It sure is hot.
[19:04] Nekozaki
    Wanna open a window?
[19:12] Shikimori
    The sweetfish was delicious, wasn't it?
[19:16] Nekozaki
    Look. This was you eating sweetfish, Inu.
[19:18] Inuzuka
    Don't drop the "zuka."
[19:21] Izumi
    The line for the ice cream sure was crazy.
[19:24] Inuzuka
    Sure was.
[19:26] Nekozaki
    Wait, is Hachimitsu asleep?
[19:28] Shikimori
    Is she breathing?
[19:30] Nekozaki
    She's dead.
[19:34] Nekozaki
    Oh, crap. I just dozed off for a second.
[19:36] Inuzuka
    Mph... Me, too.
[19:46] Izumi
    All three of them are asleep.
[19:49] Shikimori
    Yes... they are...
[19:52] Izumi
    Wow, she's spent.
[19:54] Izumi
    You can sleep, Shikimori-san.
[20:01] Izumi
    What'd you say?
[20:12] Izumi
    She's so cute!
[20:13] Izumi
    G-Gotta think about something else...
[20:16] Izumi
    Um... Um...
[20:19] Izumi
    Today sure was fun!
[20:21] Izumi
    I caused everyone a lot of stress,
[20:24] Izumi
    but it was nice to play
    to our hearts' content.
[20:27] Izumi
    Going shopping was fun, too.
[20:30] Izumi
    And the cucumbers were great.
[20:32] Izumi
    I hope Mom and Dad like the
    souvenirs I got for them.
[20:43] Izumi
    This really was fun.
[20:46] Izumi
    And I guess that's because
    I was with these guys.
[20:51] Izumi
    I'm glad I got to be friends them...
[20:54] Izumi
    and that I met Shikimori-san.
[20:57] Izumi
    I'm really... so glad...
[21:08] Shikimori
    Huh?
[21:47] Izumi/Hachi
    Can't walk any more...
[21:50] Nekozaki
    The indoorsy types are dead!
SIGN    SEE YOU~