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E1 - The Vending Machine Travels

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[00:04] protagonist
    Where am I?
[00:10] protagonist
    A lake? What am I doing at a lake?
[00:13] protagonist
    I was...
[00:16] protagonist
    That's right!
[00:23] protagonist
    Oh no! That vending machine's in trouble!
[00:34] protagonist
    I was sure I had died,
    but it looks like I'm alive.
[00:39] protagonist
    Anyway, I need to...
[00:40] protagonist
    Huh?
[00:42] protagonist
    Huh?
[00:43] protagonist
    What, my body won't move?!
[00:45] protagonist
    Hey, somebody!
[00:46] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[00:48] protagonist
    Was that my voice just now?
[00:50] protagonist
    Wait, wait, calm down!
[00:52] Boxxo
    Thank you very much.
[00:54] protagonist
    That's my voice, all right!
[00:56] Boxxo
    I look forward to your next use.
[00:58] protagonist
    And I've heard these words countless times.
SIGN    Kokuuma Cream of Corn Soup
[01:03] Boxxo
    You might win an extra item!
[01:05] protagonist
    I'm a fan of any and all
    vending machines ever made.
[01:08] protagonist
    Everyone knows it's my passion.
    I'd never mistake that sound!
[01:13] protagonist
    This means...
[01:15] protagonist
    I've turned into a vending machine!
SIGN    Reborn as a Vending Machine,
    I Now Wander the Dungeon
SIGN    The Vending Machine Travels
[01:26] protagonist
    Have I been reborn as a vending
    machine after my death?!
[01:31] protagonist
    Oh, no way.
[01:32] protagonist
    No matter how gaga I was for them,
    such a thing could never...
[01:38] protagonist
    W-Wonderful!
[01:42] protagonist
    No matter how you look at it,
    I
have to be a vending machine!
[01:45] protagonist
    My stuff is also reasonably priced!
[01:48] protagonist
    My white, perfectly rectangular body
    is both elegant and functional!
SIGN    Megumi Natural Water
[01:53] protagonist
    Never mind that!
[01:55] protagonist
    This is crazy, impossible!
[01:56] protagonist
    Being reborn as a vending machine is the worst!
[01:59] protagonist
    Or not.
[02:01] protagonist
    Being reborn as the thing I loved.
    Could this be divine compassion?
[02:06] protagonist
    Well, at this point I am what I am.
[02:09] protagonist
    Honestly, that it doesn't bother me
    much is the sad side of my fandom.
[02:14] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[02:15] Boxxo
    Thank you very much.
[02:17] Boxxo
    I look forward to your next use.
[02:19] Boxxo
    You might win an extra item!
[02:21] Boxxo
    Too bad.
[02:22] Boxxo
    You win!
[02:24] Boxxo
    Please insert coins.
[02:26] protagonist
    That's everything I can say?
[02:28] protagonist
    I wonder what else I can do.
[02:31] protagonist
    You're a vending machine.
    Believe. Assume the role.
[02:34] protagonist
    You've got to be able to operate yourself!
[02:36] protagonist
    Understand your own body!
SIGN    (Cold) Mineral Water ¥130 100-count
     (Warm) Corn Soup ¥100 100-count
[02:40] protagonist
    Oh, in my brain...
[02:41] protagonist
    Uh, guess I don't have a brain.
[02:43] protagonist
    In my head, some text and numbers popped up.
[02:46] protagonist
    These are the goods I'm currently
    selling. Only two types?
SIGN    (Cold) Mineral Water ¥130 100-count
     (Warm) Corn Soup ¥100 100-count
[02:50] audio guide
    To change types, please spend points.
SIGN    <Function> Keep Cold • Keep Warm
[02:54] protagonist
    Change? I can change what I'm selling?
[02:57] protagonist
    What points? Oh, where it says "PT"!
[03:00] audio guide
    Points are converted from money,
[03:03] audio guide
    and spending points enables the
    replenishment and changing of goods,
[03:07] audio guide
    and the acquisition of new functions.
[03:09] protagonist
    That makes sense.
[03:11] protagonist
    I found out more by investigating further.
[03:14] protagonist
    Spending these point things not only
    lets me keep items cold or warm,
[03:18] protagonist
    it also lets me do things like warm up
    frozen food, and add hot water to cup ramen.
[03:23] protagonist
    I might as well try out my functions,
    and check what other items I can sell.
SIGN    Investigate
SIGN    Sleep
SIGN    Conserve Power
SIGN    Inspect
SIGN    Goods
SIGN    Inventory
SIGN    Status
SIGN    (Cold)
     Mineral Water
SIGN    (Warm) Corn Soup
SIGN    (Warm) Sweet Sake
SIGN    (Warm) Canned Oden
SIGN    (Cold) Milk Tea
SIGN    (Warm) Milk Tea
SIGN    (Cold)
     Royal Milk Tea
SIGN    (Warm)
     Royal Milk Tea
SIGN    (Cold) Plain Tea
SIGN    (Warm) Plain Tea
[03:29] protagonist
    Oh! Looks like I have everything I would buy
    from vending machines when I was alive!
SIGN    (Cold) Mineral Water
    (Warm) Corn Soup
    (Warm) Sweet Sake
    (Warm) Canned Oden
    (Cold) Milk Tea
    (Warm) Milk Tea
[03:34] protagonist
    I'll try spending ten points,
    and switch to cold milk tea.
SIGN    Megumi Natural Water
SIGN    Kocha Kadan
[03:42] protagonist
    Talk about convenient!
SIGN    <Function> Keep Cold • Keep Warm
[03:44] protagonist
    ¥100 is good for the price. And it was
    saying I can covert ¥100 into one point.
SIGN    
    (Cold) Mineral Water ¥130 100-count
    (Warm) Corn Soup ¥100 100-count
    (Cold) Milk Tea ¥100 100-count
[03:49] protagonist
    Okay, might as well check
    out my other functions!
[03:52] protagonist
    And while doing so,
    I realized one important thing.
[03:58] protagonist
    My body does not run on electricity.
[04:00] protagonist
    It looks like I consume
    points to power myself instead.
[04:06] protagonist
    One point an hour.
SIGN    Hour
SIGN    Point
[04:07] protagonist
    So, I consume 24 points a day.
SIGN    Day
SIGN    Points
[04:10] protagonist
    Which means I have to earn ¥2400 a day.
SIGN    Yen
SIGN    Point
SIGN    Points
SIGN    Yen
[04:15] protagonist
    I still have over 900 points,
    so I can run for a month,
SIGN    <Function> Keep Cold • Keep Warm
[04:20] protagonist
    so I'd better not waste any
    points until my income is steady.
[04:23] protagonist
    Wait.
[04:25] protagonist
    Will any customers even come here?
[04:33] protagonist
    No one has come.
SIGN    The Next Day
[04:35] protagonist
    All I'm doing is losing points!
[04:37] protagonist
    At this rate, nobody will ever show up,
    and I'll just stop functioning!
[04:45] protagonist
    A frog?
[04:46] protagonist
    But it's about as big as a human, it's wearing
    what looks like armor, and it's holding...
[04:51] protagonist
    I should probably be surprised,
[04:53] protagonist
    but turning into a vending
    machine kind of one-ups this.
[04:58] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[05:02] protagonist
    Uh, um...
[05:08] protagonist
    Hey, stop that!
SIGN    3 damage!
     Durability decreased by 3.
[05:11] audio guide
    Three damage. Durability decreased by three.
[05:15] protagonist
    What's "durability"?!
[05:16] audio guide
    If durability is exhausted, the vending
    machine will break and become unusable.
[05:21] protagonist
    So, it's like hit points in a game!
[05:23] protagonist
    How much do I have now?!
SIGN    Durability
SIGN    Toughness
SIGN    Strength
SIGN    Speed
SIGN    Dexterity
SIGN    Magic
[05:25] protagonist
    There it is! These must be my stats.
[05:28] protagonist
    Everything but durability
    and toughness is at 0!
[05:31] protagonist
    Well, I guess a vending
    machine wouldn't need those.
[05:35] protagonist
    Wait, magic power?
[05:36] protagonist
    Does magic exist in this world?
[05:38] audio guide
    Durability can be restored
    by spending points.
[05:42] protagonist
    Oh, yeah?! In that case, I still have about
    900 points. Maybe I can get through this.
[05:49] protagonist
    U-Uh-oh! I'm in it deep now!
[05:51] protagonist
    If I get hit with that thing...
[05:53] protagonist
    Maybe a function!
[05:54] protagonist
    Are there any good functions I can add?!
[05:56] protagonist
    Let's see.
SIGN    Pour Hot Water
[05:57] protagonist
    "Pour hot water."
SIGN    2L Support
SIGN    Switch Design
SIGN    Transaction Fanfare
[05:59] protagonist
    "Transaction fanfare."
SIGN    Boxed Goods Support
SIGN    Big Winner Roulette
[06:01] protagonist
    "Big winner roulette."
SIGN    Change Paint Color
[06:02] protagonist
    I can't use any of these!
SIGN    Vending Compartment Shock Absorber
[06:03] protagonist
    Isn't there some more groundbreaking
    function that can get me out of this jam?!
SIGN    Add Markings
[06:07] audio guide
    Two damage. Durability decreased by two.
[06:09] protagonist
    Damn it! I need something else!
[06:10] audio guide
    Four damage. Durability decreased by four.
[06:14] protagonist
    "Blessing"? What's this?
SIGN    Blessing
[06:16] audio guide
    A special power granted by a god.
[06:18] audio guide
    You may acquire it without
    spending a single point.
[06:21] protagonist
    I don't really understand,
    but it's like magic, right?
[06:25] protagonist
    Okay, I choose that!
SIGN    Visual Field Shift
    Telepathy
    Absorption
    Robbery
    Swordsmanship
    Martial Arts
    Bad Luck
SIGN    ???
    Relocation
    Summoning
    Necromancy
    Pseudo-Life Creation
     ???
     ???
     ???
SIGN    Erudition
    Education
    Memory Power
    Durability
    Originality
    Taste Insensitivity
    Makeup
    Attentive Listening
[06:27] protagonist
    What would I do with swordsmanship
    or martial arts?!
SIGN    2 damage!
     Durability decreased by 2.
[06:30] protagonist
    I can't move my limbs!
SIGN    3 damage!
     Durability decreased by 3.
[06:31] protagonist
    I don't even have limbs!
SIGN    3 damage!
     Durability decreased by 3.
SIGN    5 damage!
     Durability decreased by 5.
[06:32] protagonist
    What else is there?!
SIGN    Barrier
[06:34] audio guide
    "Barrier." An invisible barrier
    is deployed around you.
[06:38] audio guide
    You may choose what objects
    can pass through it.
[06:41] protagonist
    That's the one!
[06:49] Boxxo
    You might win an extra item!
[06:53] protagonist
    The invincible vending machine is born!
[06:57] Boxxo
    I look forward to your next use.
SIGN    Points reduced by 1.
SIGN    Points reduced by 1.
SIGN    Points reduced by 1.
SIGN    Points reduced by 1.
    Points reduced by 1.
    Points reduced by 1.
    Points reduced by 1.
    Points reduced by 1.
[07:01] protagonist
    Wait a minute, I'm leaking
    points like a sieve!
[07:06] protagonist
    I really think you guys
    should give up! For reals!
[07:14] protagonist
    Whew, I made it.
[07:17] protagonist
    I might as well recover my durability.
[07:22] protagonist
    There, full recovery.
[07:24] protagonist
    I've got 311 points left.
[07:26] protagonist
    I'll still last over ten days,
    but unless somebody buys something,
[07:30] protagonist
    my points will run out and
    I'll stop functioning.
[07:32] protagonist
    What happens at that point?
[07:34] protagonist
    Will I die?
[07:35] protagonist
    What a tragic new life...
    or operating time, I guess.
[07:39] protagonist
    Someone!
[07:40] protagonist
    Someone, please show up!
SIGN    Several Days Later...
[07:46] protagonist
    I wish I could have sold something at least
    once as a vending machine before dying.
[07:50] Lammis
    I know you're there!
[08:01] Lammis
    Huh?
[08:02] Lammis
    I had a feeling they were here.
[08:05] Lammis
    But I'm glad they're not!
[08:07] Lammis
    I'm so hungry, I've got no strength left!
[08:12] Lammis
    Why does this always happen to me?
[08:14] Lammis
    I even dropped my food bag.
[08:17] Lammis
    I'm sorry, Ma and Pa!
[08:20] Lammis
    I wasn't cut out to be a hunter!
[08:23] protagonist
    Hunter? What's that about?
[08:25] Lammis
    I need to defeat some
    frog fiends for their meat.
[08:27] Lammis
    But my attacks don't hit when
    I'm alone, and I'm exhausted!
[08:32] Lammis
    Maybe if I had some food at least.
[08:35] Lammis
    Wait, what's that?
[08:40] Lammis
    Looks too metally to be a stone monument.
[08:44] Lammis
    They're a strange shape, but are
    those drinks behind that glass?
SIGN    Megumi Natural Water
[08:49] Lammis
    And that looks like writing,
    but I can't read it.
[08:51] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[08:53] Lammas
    Wh-What was that voice?!
    Where'd it come from?!
[08:55] Boxxo
    Please insert coins.
[08:58] Lammas
    Is this box talking?!
[09:00] Lammas
    Coins? You mean money?
[09:02] Lammas
    I wonder if a copper coin'll work.
[09:03] Lammas
    I'm sure it at least needs to be silver.
[09:06] Lammas
    Don't tell me it's gold?!
[09:08] Lammas
    As if I even had any.
[09:10] Lammas
    Insert? In this narrow hole?
[09:13] Lammas
    And I'm not sure what this hollow
    with the see-through cover is.
[09:18] Lammas
    Oh, I guess a copper coin
    wasn't enough after all.
[09:22] audio guide
    That is an unsupported coin.
[09:23] audio guide
    If you acquire the coin conversion function,
    you can accept it.
[09:26] protagonist
    For real?! H-H-Hold on a minute!
[09:29] protagonist
    There is is! I can afford 100 points.
SIGN    Coin Conversion
[09:33] protagonist
    The numbers went higher, but that
    doesn't mean I increased the prices.
[09:36] Lammis
    Huh? The numbers changed.
[09:38] Lammis
    One thousand owa?!
[09:41] Lammis
    That's a whole silver coin!
[09:42] protagonist
    So, this world's unit of
    currency is called the "owa."
[09:46] Lammis
    That's expensive, but my belly needs food!
[09:51] protagonist
    There it is!
[09:55] Lammis
    It's shining!
[09:56] Lammis
    Maybe I have to press this!
[10:00] Lammis
    Well, there's a picture of soup on here!
[10:03] Lammis
    Whoa, what?!
[10:05] Lammis
    Something came out?
[10:07] Lammis
    It's not gonna eat my hand
    if I reach in, right?
[10:10] protagonist
    I won't do that, so hurry and take it.
[10:12] protagonist
    I highly recommend this corn soup!
[10:19] Lammis
    Wow, that's so warm!
SIGN    Kokuuma Cream of Corn Soup
[10:21] Lammis
    So, do you twist the lid?
[10:24] Lammis
    There!
[10:26] Lammis
    Smells good!
[10:34] Lammis
    What gives?! It's so tasty!
[10:36] Lammis
    It's worlds tastier than the
    joint where I've been eating!
[10:40] protagonist
    What is this happiness?
[10:43] protagonist
    Pleasing someone this much makes me
    feel blessed to be a vending machine.
[10:49] Lammis
    It's all gone already.
[10:51] Lammis
    I bet the other stuff in there's good, too.
[10:54] Lammis
    These clear ones're probably water.
[10:57] Lammis
    Which means I'd better try
    that light brown drink, too.
[11:02] protagonist
    Looks like she took quite a
    liking to the milk tea as well.
[11:05] protagonist
    After that, she bought three more
    corn soups, along with a water.
[11:10] protagonist
    I earned six silver coins and
    thirty coppers for a total of 6,300 owa.
[11:15] protagonist
    Which means I recovered 63 points.
[11:23] protagonist
    A full belly must have
    broken the tension for her,
[11:26] protagonist
    because the hunter girl
    ended up falling asleep.
[11:29] protagonist
    She's extremely vulnerable,
    but also my best customer.
[11:32] protagonist
    I'll protect you with my
    barrier, so don't you worry.
[11:37] protagonist
    Even trash removal is a snap!
[11:39] protagonist
    Looks like I'm a kindhearted vending
    machine in this other world.
[11:48] Lammis
    Oh, I fell asleep.
[11:52] Lammis
    Good thing no monsters showed up.
[11:55] Lammis
    I'm down a lot of money, but my belly
    and mind are in much better shape.
[11:59] Lammis
    Thanks a lot.
[12:00] Boxxo
    Thank you very much.
[12:01] Lammis
    Oh, uh, yes. And thank you, too.
[12:05] Lammis
    Um, you can talk?
[12:11] Lammis
    Maybe you can only say certain things.
[12:15] Lammis
    See, someone I know is inventing tools
    with magical power inside them.
[12:19] Lammis
    I wonder if that's your deal, too.
[12:22] Lammis
    If that's right, I'd like it if
    you said something. Anything.
[12:26] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[12:28] Lammis
    You understand me!
[12:30] Lammis
    I bet Hulemy would be impressed if she knew!
[12:32] Lammis
    Oh, I haven't told you my name.
[12:35] Lammis
    It's Lammis.
[12:37] protagonist
    Lammis. That has a mysterious ring to it.
[12:40] Lammis
    Oh, hey. If you like, why not say,
    "Hello there," when you mean "yes,"
[12:44] Lammis
    and something else when you mean "no"?
[12:47] Boxxo
    Too bad.
[12:49] Lammis
    Is that gonna work in place of "no"?
[12:52] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[12:53] Lammis
    "Yes," huh? Got it.
[12:55] Lammis
    Let's see. Can you tell me your name?
[12:58] Boxxo
    Too bad.
[12:59] Lammis
    Oh, okay. What are you doing here?
    Do you have some important mission?
[13:04] Boxxo
    Too bad.
[13:06] Lammis
    This is just a guess... but are you lonely?
[13:10] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[13:12] Lammis
    That's what I thought.
[13:15] Lammis
    For some reason, you looked lonely.
[13:17] Lammis
    Would it be okay if I moved you?
[13:20] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[13:21] Lammis
    Oh, okay!
[13:23] Lammis
    Would you like to move from
    here and meet Hulemy?
[13:26] Lammis
    I think you and she would hit it off.
[13:29] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[13:30] Lammis
    You're cool with it?
[13:31] Lammis
    Okay, pardon me real quick.
[13:35] Lammis
    Heave!
[13:37] protagonist
    You're kidding! I weigh 500 kilograms!
[13:40] Lammis
    You're a little heavy, but I can manage.
[13:44] Lammis
    Hup, hup!
[13:53] protagonist
    Thank you so much!
[13:57] protagonist
    Apparently, Lammis has the blessing
    called "Blessing of Might."
[14:01] protagonist
    So, that explains her incredible strength.
[14:07] Lammis
    I'm going to take a short break here.
[14:10] Lammis
    Now I'm all hungry.
[14:12] Lammis
    Wonder if I can buy some
    of that thick yellow soup.
[14:15] protagonist
    Corn soup isn't all that filling.
[14:18] protagonist
    How about something else?
[14:20] protagonist
    Oh, this looks good!
[14:25] Lammis
    Th-That surprised me! You suddenly glowed...
[14:29] Lammis
    Did your items change?
[14:31] Lammis
    Is that food, by chance?
[14:33] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[14:35] Lammis
    Oh, it is!
[14:36] Lammis
    It's the same price. Maybe I'll buy some.
[14:47] Lammis
    What's with this texture?!
[14:49] Lammis
    They're just salty, that's it.
[14:51] Lammis
    But I can't stop myself!
[14:53] Lammis
    I'm going through money like a sieve!
[14:56] Lammis
    But I can't stop!
[14:58] Boxxo
    Thank you very much.
[15:00] protagonist
    Thanks to that, I've recovered
    up to 320 points.
[15:04] protagonist
    I'll try using those to change
    the price of mineral water.
SIGN    Mineral Water
SIGN    owa
[15:09] protagonist
    I'd like to offer it for less,
    but my life depends on it.
[15:14] Lammis
    Soon we'll reach the entrance of this stratum.
[15:16] protagonist
    Stratum?
[15:17] Lammis
    After that it's a village,
    so we can take it easy.
[15:25] Lammis
    I'm back!
[15:27] Karios
    Lammis!
[15:28] Gorth
    You're unharmed!
[15:30] Lammis
    Karios, Gorth...
[15:32] Lammis
    Somehow I made it back alive.
[15:35] Karios
    We were worried, after your
    group came back all but dead.
[15:39] Lammis
    I'm sorry.
[15:41] Gorth
    By the way, what's this?
[15:43] Lammis
    It's apparently a magic tool with its own
    will. I brought it back from lakeside.
[15:47] Lammis
    It gives you items if you put money in it.
[15:49] Karios
    A magic tool?
[15:51] Karios
    I've never heard of such a thing,
    here in the Clearflow Lake stratum.
[15:56] Lammis
    Should I not have brought it?
[15:58] Gorth
    I doubt it's any problem.
[16:00] Karios
    The way the dungeon works is,
[16:02] Karios
    whoever finds something lying around
    in a stratum gets right of ownership.
[16:08] protagonist
    Dungeon?
[16:09] protagonist
    They've been talking about levels and such.
    Are we inside some kind of labyrinth?
[16:14] protagonist
    But there's a sky.
[16:16] Karios
    Hey, can we buy stuff too if we pay?
[16:19] Lammis
    Yes, I think you can.
[16:22] Lammis
    Is that okay?
[16:23] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[16:24] Gorth
    It talked!
[16:26] Karios
    A magic tool that can talk.
[16:29] Karios
    You could get a high price for that, huh?
[16:30] Lammis
    I'm not selling him! He's going
     with me to see Hulemy.
[16:36] Karios
    That crazy magic item engineer, huh?
SIGN    Kocha Kadan
[16:41] Karios
    A silver coin, huh?
[16:43] Karios
    That's not cheap, but I'll have one of these.
[16:47] Boxxo
    Please insert coins.
SIGN    Kokuuma Cream of Corn Soup
[16:51] Karios
    Well, I'll be! It's really good!
[16:54] Gorth
    So's this!
[16:55] Karios
    I'm gonna try some of this
    fried-looking stuff!
[16:57] Gorth
    Let me have a little.
[16:58] protagonist
    In the end, they bought every item.
[17:03] Karios
    Being able to drink warm things
    and cold things is the best!
[17:06] Gorth
    We lookouts have to stay here, so it'd be
    great if you brought it by now and then.
[17:10] Lammis
    Sure!
[17:11] protagonist
    Business is looking up.
[17:25] Lammis
    Just now...
[17:30] hooligan A
    Quit makin' a fuss and wastin' our time.
[17:34] hooligan B
    It'll just make things worse for you.
[17:38] hooligan A
    What the hell're you doin'?!
[17:40] Lammis
    A bunch of nasty-looking dudes
    ganging up on a helpless girl?
[17:43] Lammis
    That's a crime.
[17:45] hooligan B
    Well aren't we high and mighty.
[17:47] hooligan B
    You better be ready for this!
[17:49] hooligan B
    We won't hold back because you're a woman!
[17:58] hooligan A
    W-We'll let that be enough
    of a lesson for today!
[18:01] Boxxo
    I look forward to your next use.
[18:04] Lammis
    Sure enough, my hits didn't land.
[18:08] Lammis
    Are you okay?
[18:09] Lammis
    They didn't hurt you?
[18:10] Suori
    Yes, I'm perfectly fine.
[18:17] Lammis
    Missus, I'm back!
[18:20] missus
    You're not hurt?!
[18:22] missus
    I was so worried!
[18:23] Lammis
    Sorry, missus.
[18:27] Munami
    Lammis!
[18:30] Munami
    You're alive?! You're not a corpse fiend?!
[18:32] Lammis
    I'm alive! I'm alive, Munami!
[18:35] Munami
    Do you know how much you worried me?!
[18:40] Lammis
    Sorry.
[18:42] Munami
    When I questioned the hunters,
    they said they ran off and left you!
[18:48] Munami
    I badmouthed them to so many people,
[18:51] Munami
    they'll never make a living
    in this village again.
[18:55] Munami
    By the way, what's that?
[18:57] Lammis
    Oh, I found him by the lake.
[18:59] Munami
    You brought back another weird thing?
[19:01] Lammis
    Th-This time it's different!
[19:03] Lammis
    He's very useful, and he
    helped me out of a bind.
[19:09] Lammis
    Ayoomp!
[19:11] Munami
    You're going back to the
    surface to show it to Hulemy?
[19:14] Munami
    Do you have money to pay the transfer circle?
[19:18] Lammis
    No, I do not.
[19:21] protagonist
    "Transfer circle."
    Apparently that's a thing here.
[19:25] protagonist
    Incidentally, Lammis's lack of funds
    is partially my fault. Sorry.
[19:30] Munami
    Okay, fine. You'll have to
    work at our inn for a while.
[19:34] Munami
    Maybe we'll have this box sit
    here and attract guests.
[19:37] Munami
    It can sell its contents, too.
    Two birds with one stone, huh?
[19:40] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[19:42] Munami
    It really does speak.
[19:45] Munami
    Well, drum up business for us.
[19:48] protagonist
    Thus did I come to be located
    in front of the inn.
[19:53] protagonist
    There's a sky, but this is apparently
    a dungeon stratum called Clearflow Lake.
[19:59] protagonist
    People started talking about their novelty
    and deliciousness, and my goods sold like mad.
[20:04] protagonist
    Then when night comes, Lammis carries
    me and places me in front of the gate.
[20:10] Karios
    I'm thirsty, but I'm also finally
    bored with all the drinks.
[20:15] protagonist
    That's because you're buying at
    least five of them every day.
[20:19] protagonist
    Guess it's about time to change my stock.
[20:22] protagonist
    What's my current status?
SIGN    (Cold) Mineral Water 1,000 owa 130-count
     (Warm) Corn Soup 1,000 owa 19-count
     (Cold) Milk Tea 1,000 owa 24-count
     Shaped Potato Chips 1,000 owa 36-count
    
     <Function> Keep Cold • Keep Warm
     <Blessing> Barrier
[20:25] protagonist
    Oh! After replenishing over and over,
    and selling over 400 items,
[20:29] protagonist
    I have over 3,000 points!
[20:30] protagonist
    Okay, what to add?
[20:34] protagonist
    It's best to put the customer's needs first.
[20:37] protagonist
    So, I know!
[20:43] Karios
    The darn items have changed!
[20:46] Karios
    Three silver coins is steep, but if there's
    new stuff to try, I have to spring for it!
SIGN    Oden
[20:53] Karios
    Whoa, that's hot.
[20:55] Karios
    How do you open it?
[20:57] Gorth
    Hey, there are pictures drawn on it.
[20:58] Gorth
    Is that how to open it and eat what's inside?
SIGN    Oden
[21:01] protagonist
    This became famous in a
    certain "electric town."
[21:03] protagonist
    A kind and meticulous
    explanation was added to it,
SIGN    How to enjoy this product
[21:06] protagonist
    so even foreign tourists
    can understand the product.
[21:09] Karios
    Ah, it opened.
[21:11] Gorth
    Sure smells good.
[21:16] Karios
    Wow, this is the stuff!
[21:18] Karios
    This might be my favorite!
[21:20] Karios
    I've never had these ingredients, and they're
    steeped in a complex yet light flavor!
[21:25] Karios
    Damn! This makes me want strong drink!
[21:27] Gorth
    My turn!
[21:28] Karios
    Hey! I was just about to buy something else!
[21:31] protagonist
    That hooked them! Looks like I can
    count on lots of canned oden sales!
[21:37] protagonist
    Several days passed.
[21:39] protagonist
    After that, word got around
    about the canned oden,
[21:42] protagonist
    and it caused a bit of
    a boom in the village.
[21:46] protagonist
    Must be because the weather
    had recently turned colder.
[21:49] protagonist
    A new sports drink I had recently
    stocked up on is also doing well.
[21:54] protagonist
    During the day, I make
    canned oden unavailable.
[21:56] protagonist
    That's when the inn's restaurant does
    peak business, so I try not to disrupt that.
[22:01] protagonist
    Instead, I help with pulling in guests.
[22:07] protagonist
    I think this is the girl
    Lammis saved in the alley.
[22:10] Suori
    Uh...
[22:11] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[22:12] Suori
    I was going to talk first so I'd
    have the negotiating advantage!
[22:19] protagonist
    Hey!
[22:23] protagonist
    What was that about?
[22:26] protagonist
    When evening comes,
    Lammis carries me to the gate.
[22:30] protagonist
    She says carrying me in a
    bear hug is inconvenient,
[22:32] protagonist
    so she purchased a wooden
    frame that goes on her back.
[22:39] Karios
    I'm stuffed.
[22:41] Lammis
    I'm heading back now!
[22:44] Lammis
    An interesting guest came to the inn today.
[22:47] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[22:48] Lammis
    How were things over your way?
[22:50] Boxxo
    You might win an extra item!
[22:52] Lammis
    Did you have fun, maybe?
[22:56] Lammis
    I hope someday you can do lots of talking.
[22:59] Lammis
    That's part of why I'll hurry and
    save up so we can go see Hulemy.
[23:04] Boxxo
    Thank you very much.
[23:06] Lammis
    Don't thank me!
[23:08] Lammis
    I was the one you saved, Boxxo.
[23:12] protagonist
    Boxxo?
[23:13] Lammis
    It's a pain to go on calling you
    "you," so what do you think?
[23:17] Boxxo
    You win!
[23:18] Lammis
    Great! Here's to the future, Boxxo!
[23:22] protagonist
    Being a vending machine in
    another world is ridiculous,
[23:27] protagonist
    but there I was, starting to think
    this wasn't such a bad life.
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    The King Frog Fiend Appears
[23:35] Boxxo
    Thank you very much.
[23:37] Boxxo
    I look forward to your next use.