E3 - Rebuilding

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[00:01] protagonist
    We finished our battle with the frog fiends,
    and returned to the village.
[00:05] protagonist
    No unusual events transpired
    on our way home, but...
[00:11] Kerioyl
    Hey!
[00:15] Lammis
    The village!
[00:18] Director Bear
    Everyone, I'm sorry. I know you're tired.
[00:21] Director Bear
    But it looks like there's
    one more thing we must do.
[00:27] Lammis
    Munami, missus...
[00:30] protagonist
    She's known them far longer
    than me, so for her this is...
[00:35] protagonist
    There must be some way to let
    her know what I'm thinking!
[00:39] Boxxo
    Forward-to-there, insert coins.
[00:41] Lammis
    Boxxo?
[00:43] Boxxo
    Thank you-look-to-there-coins.
[00:48] Boxxo
    Forward to there, insert coins.
[00:51] Lammis
    Forward? Look there?
[00:54] Lammis
    You're right! We won't know
    anything if we don't go look!
SIGN    Reborn as a Vending Machine, I Now Wander the Dungeon
SIGN    Rebuilding
[02:33] protagonist
    It looks like something
    got dragged through here.
[02:35] protagonist
    But what?
[02:37] Lammis
    The inn!
[02:38] Lammis
    Is the inn okay?!
[02:42] Lammis
    No... This is terrible!
[02:46] Lammis
    Munami! Missus!
[02:48] protagonist
    Uh-oh! She might go running inside!
[02:51] Boxxo
    You-might-too bad.
[02:53] Lammis
    Boxxo!
[02:58] Lammis
    Sorry, Boxxo. You're telling
     me to calm down.
[03:02] Lammis
    And if there's no answer, it might
    mean they evacuated somewhere.
[03:06] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[03:07] Lammis
    Let's see, at a time like
    this they'd go to...
[03:10] Lammis
    Oh, the Hunters Association!
[03:17] Karios
    Hey! Lammis and Boxxo!
[03:19] Lammis
    Karios! Gorth!
[03:22] Karios
    You guys are safe and sound too!
[03:24] Gorth
    Can't beat that.
[03:25] Lammis
    Um, where are those two?
[03:27] Karios
    Oh, don't worry! They're inside.
[03:30] Lammis
    Th-Thank goodness!
[03:32] Gorth
    This is where the transfer circle is.
     It's fully defended.
[03:37] protagonist
    Of course. This village was
    built inside a dungeon,
[03:40] protagonist
    so maybe it's no surprise they
    have all these defenses.
[03:44] Munami
    Lammy! Welcome back!
[03:46] Lammis
    Munami! Missus!
[03:48] missus
    Well, what a heck of a day today was.
[03:50] Munami
    Did you two get hurt?
[03:52] Lammis
    Nope! I'm fine!
[03:54] Boxxo
    Thank you very much.
[03:57] protagonist
    These people I see every day...
[03:59] protagonist
    I've only lived here for a few weeks,
    but I already don't want to lose any of them.
[04:04] protagonist
    I feel that all the more because
    I've already died once.
[04:09] protagonist
    All goods are on me today!
[04:11] protagonist
    It's a steal!
[04:19] protagonist
    This two-headed snake monster is apparently
    a natural enemy of the frog men.
[04:30] Shui
    All the fat makes it yummy!
[04:33] protagonist
    But they eat the monsters they defeat!
[04:35] protagonist
    I'm not sure whether to call this
    world's people wild or resilient.
[04:41] protagonist
    This free giveaway means there are
    some brand new faces in line.
[04:46] protagonist
    A new type of alcoholic beverage
    is selling like crazy,
[04:48] protagonist
    with potato chips and oden as accompaniment.
SIGN    Oden
[04:53] protagonist
    The free stuff ends after tonight!
[04:56] protagonist
    Tomorrow, I'm going to make loads of money!
[05:01] Lammis
    Boxxo!
[05:03] Lammis
    Are you drinking?
[05:05] Lammis
    We've been through a lot since we went on
    that expedition, but it sure was rewarding!
[05:13] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[05:14] Lammis
    You know what? I'm happy.
[05:20] Lammis
    Super happy that everyone's still alive,
[05:24] Lammis
    but also really happy to see
    everyone gather to you.
[05:32] Lammis
    It makes me think... at some point,
    you became a necessary part of this place.
[05:39] Lammis
    And that makes me happy, so happy...
[05:47] protagonist
    So, that's what she's been thinking.
[05:49] protagonist
    She really is a nice girl.
[05:53] protagonist
    Good night, Lammis.
[05:55] protagonist
    And here's to tomorrow.
[05:58] protagonist
    The merchants are as busy as can
    be getting their shops ready.
[06:03] protagonist
    There will be lots of carpenters
    around and hunters on guard duty.
[06:07] protagonist
    That much I expect.
[06:09] protagonist
    And Lammis was summoned by Director Bear.
[06:12] protagonist
    I just hope her assessment as a hunter
    improved as a result of that expedition.
[06:17] Lammis
    Listen, Boxxo!
[06:19] Lammis
    I got a personal request from the director!
[06:22] Lammis
    Incredible, huh!
[06:23] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[06:24] Lammis
    Check it out! It's for rubble removal!
[06:27] protagonist
    Of course it is.
[06:30] Lammis
    Munami! Missus!
[06:32] Lammis
    I'm here to help!
[06:34] Munami
    So you are, Lammy!
[06:36] missus
    This'll be a huge help.
[06:39] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[06:41] young hunter A
    This is the site?
[06:42] young hunter A
    Oh, there's the box with a mind of its own.
[06:45] young hunter B
    Great! We're in luck.
[06:46] young hunter C
    And the pay is good, so we'll buy tons—
[06:54] Lammis
    This is full, so I'll go dump it!
[06:59] protagonist
    Because of that Blessing of Might,
    Lammis apparently used to be a screw-up,
[07:03] protagonist
    and her colleagues treated
    her like a nuisance.
[07:06] protagonist
    Maybe if she'd been given enough
    of this simple manual labor,
[07:09] protagonist
    they'd have thought better of her.
[07:11] Kerioyl
    Oh, Lammis. Hard at work, I see!
[07:14] Kerioyl
    I've come to deliver a bribe to
    you hard-working youngsters.
[07:15] young hunter B
    This guy's...
[07:16] young hunter A
    Yeah.
[07:18] Kerioyl
    Choose whatever you like
    from Boxxo. It's on me.
[07:22] Kerioyl
    Naturally, that goes for you ladies as well.
[07:25] Lammis
    Your treat? Then I'll have this and this!
[07:28] Munami
    Lammy, at times like this you should
    choose the most expensive things.
[07:32] missus
    In that case, I'll have about a hundred
    stewed items for snacking purposes.
[07:35] Kerioyl
    W-Well, that's...
[07:38] Kerioyl
    Actually, Lammis. Would you
    care to join our menagerie?
[07:43] Kerioyl
    That goes for Boxxo too, of course.
[07:45] Lammis
    I would not.
[07:47] Kerioyl
    O-Oh...
[07:49] young hunter A
    Hey, why'd you refuse?
[07:52] young hunter A
    It's an invitation to
    the Menagerie of Fools!
[07:54] Lammis
    Because we're rebuilding right now,
    so we need all the help we can get.
[08:02] Acowi
    You must be Mister Boxxo,
    the box with a mind of its own?
[08:06] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[08:08] Acowi
    May I take that as a "yes"?
[08:11] Lammis
    Boxxo, what's up?
[08:13] Lammis
    Uh, who might you be?
[08:15] Acowi
    I am Acowi, from the Exchange House.
[08:19] Acowi
    Standing behind me here
    is my assistant, Gocguy.
[08:22] Gocguy
    Nice to meet you.
[08:24] Acowi
    We've come here because we received word
    this stratum is low on silver coins.
[08:30] protagonist
    Whoever could be hoarding silver coins?
[08:33] protagonist
    Disgraceful.
[08:34] Lammis
    Oh, that's because Boxxo gets paid
    practically only with silver coins!
[08:38] protagonist
    Lammis, shush!
[08:40] Acowi
    That's what I suspected.
[08:41] Acowi
    In that case, I have a
    proposal for Mister Boxxo.
[08:44] Acowi
    We're brought about a hundred gold coins.
[08:47] Acowi
    Could you exchange them for the
    silver coins you've saved up?
[08:50] protagonist
    Exchange, huh?
[08:51] protagonist
    I do believe one gold coin
    is worth 100 silver?
[08:54] protagonist
    And I'd say one gold coin is
    worth ¥100,000 Japanese yen.
[08:57] protagonist
    That's quite a lot of money!
[08:59] Acowi
    What do you say?
[09:00] Boxxo
    Too bad.
[09:01] Acowi
    That means you cannot accept?
[09:03] protagonist
    I want to do the exchange,
[09:05] protagonist
    but this vending machine isn't
    equipped with an exchange function.
[09:08] Lammis
    Oh! Maybe if you buy something with
    a gold coin, you'll get change!
[09:15] protagonist
    The first gold coin I've had in me!
[09:23] Acowi
    This will work! Let's keep purchasing!
[09:26] Gugoyle
    Damn! I got put through the
    wringer thanks to him!
[09:30] Acowi
    Any more might be an imposition on
    Mister Boxxo, so we will stop here.
[09:40] Acowi
    We will be back another day
    to make more purchases.
[09:44] Acowi
    I look forward to doing business then.
[09:45] Lammis
    Boxxo, you're so rich!
[09:48] Lammis
    Better watch out so nobody robs you.
[09:51] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[09:55] Boxxo
    You might win an extra item!
[09:57] Shimelai
    Yeah, yeah!
[09:59] Shimelai
    Come on, come on!
SIGN    Vending
SIGN    yen
[10:02] Shimelai
    Seven, seven...
[10:04] Shimelai
    Six!
[10:06] Shimelai
    No way!
[10:08] Boxxo
    Too bad.
[10:10] protagonist
    I'm finally able to use this bit of
    speech for its intended purpose.
[10:15] protagonist
    I added the digital lottery function!
[10:18] protagonist
    Since I installed this,
    I've made close to 30% more sales!
[10:21] Shimelai
    Calm down, just calm down.
    I'll make this the last one!
[10:26] Shimelai
    The chances of winning a water are high!
[10:29] Shimelai
    I wager my whole gambling
    life on this one shot!
[10:33] Yumite
    What are you doing, old man?
[10:37] Yumite
    That bad old habit of yours is back.
[10:40] Yumite
    You don't remember what today is, do you?
[10:43] Shimelai
    I remember! I do!
[10:47] Lammis
    Sorry, Boxxo!
[10:49] Lammis
    I sent a letter to Hulemy,
    but there's been no reply.
[10:52] Lammis
    She's probably still hanging
    around in a stratum somewhere.
[10:55] Lammis
    So do you mind waiting here
    until she contacts me?!
[10:58] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[11:00] Director Bear
    Are you busy right now?
[11:01] Lammis
    Director!
[11:02] Director Bear
    I have something to discuss. Could you
     come to the Association?
[11:08] Director Bear
    As I told Lammis before,
    you both did well on the campaign.
[11:13] Director Bear
    Without the two of you,
[11:15] Director Bear
    there's a good chance the situation
    would have gone from bad to worse.
[11:18] Director Bear
    I thank you.
[11:20] Director Bear
    By the way, Boxxo. I have a
    favor to ask, if it's possible.
[11:25] Director Bear
    Would you mind leaving the
    room for this, Lammis?
[11:28] Lammis
    I guess not.
[11:30] Lammis
    Can I wait downstairs?
[11:32] Director Bear
    Please. I'll send for you once we're done.
[11:36] Lammis
    Yes, sir.
[11:40] Director Bear
    Recent developments have seen quite a
    few hoping to migrate to the village.
[11:44] Director Bear
    But a population increase brings
    with it a range of issues.
[11:47] Director Bear
    I very much hope you'll help
    out with any food shortfalls,
[11:51] Director Bear
    but right now it's a matter of hygiene
    that has me tearing out my fur.
[11:55] Director Bear
    We bear fiends don't have much in the way
    of physical desire outside breeding season,
[12:00] Director Bear
    but humans are not so orderly.
[12:03] Director Bear
    Diseases often end up spreading, which would
     delay reconstruction efforts.
[12:07] protagonist
    Aha, so that's why he wanted
    Lammis to leave the room.
[12:12] protagonist
    I mean hey, that's just
    part of human behavior.
[12:15] Director Bear
    Shirley, please come in.
[12:22] Shirley
    Nice to meet you. My name is Shirley.
[12:25] protagonist
    Wow, she's pretty!
[12:28] Shirley
    It would be a delight for the
    village to grow more energized.
[12:33] Shirley
    And if we tighten regulations
    to deal with the hygiene issues,
[12:37] Shirley
    that then creates other problems.
[12:39] protagonist
    One thing comes to mind,
    for preventing such diseases.
[12:42] protagonist
    But will they be able to understand it?
[12:46] protagonist
    Well, might as well show them and see.
[12:51] Director Bear
    So this is how you go about
    changing your products.
SIGN    OUTLET
[12:58] Director Bear
    What might this box be?
[13:00] Director Bear
    Is this your secret plan, Boxxo?
SIGN    Firm Fit
[13:03] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[13:04] Shirley
    Ten silver coins. That isn't cheap.
SIGN    OUTLET
[13:11] Shirley
    You tear open this little notched bag
     and take out what's inside?
[13:16] Boxxo
    Hello there.
SIGN    Healthy! Family Planning
[13:17] Shirley
    My... what a strange material.
[13:20] Shirley
    It's interesting how it
    stretches and contracts.
[13:23] Shirley
    There's slimy liquid on one side.
[13:26] protagonist
    What's this immoral mood I'm in?
[13:30] Director Bear
    I have no idea how to use it.
[13:31] Director Bear
    There was some paper in the box, though.
[13:34] Shirley
    I shall take a look.
[13:37] Shirley
    Ah, so that's how it works.
[13:39] Shirley
    Good thing it's easy to understand,
    thanks to this diagram.
[13:43] Shirley
    This is indeed a wonderful product.
[13:46] Shirley
    It should protect against diseases.
[13:49] Shirley
    Let's purchase a large amount, and
    distribute them in the entertainment quarter.
[13:56] protagonist
    I made lots of sales.
[13:57] Lammis
    Boxxo, your body feels a little hot.
     Did something happen?
[14:02] protagonist
    There's a girl who shows
    up in the afternoon.
[14:05] protagonist
    I had been overlooking her
    little bouts of mischief.
[14:11] protagonist
    But this time, no way.
[14:14] Boxxo
    Please insert coins.
[14:16] Suori
    You rude thing! D-Do you
    have any idea who I am?!
[14:21] Suori
    Break that thing! Break it!
[14:23] MIB A
    My, my. Miss Suori's tomboyish
    antics are so troublesome.
[14:28] protagonist
    As per usual, the girl showed up again.
[14:32] Suori
    Father, you said you'd come home today.
[14:35] Suori
    Liar.
[14:41] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[14:45] Suori
    I can have this?
[14:47] Boxxo
    Thank you very much.
[14:51] Suori
    U-Um...
[14:53] Suori
    Thank you.
[14:55] Boxxo
    I look forward to your next use.
[15:03] Lammis
    I wish I had your figure, Shirley!
[15:07] Shirley
    Thank you.
[15:09] protagonist
    It's not like anyone's going
    to get on my case for gawking,
[15:13] protagonist
    but I'm glad I'm not flesh and blood!
[15:15] Lammis
    Boxxo, could you sell me the usual?
SIGN    Men's Underwear
[15:25] Lammis
    This liquid hair cleaner!
[15:28] Lammis
    It's great stuff, the way it
    makes hair unbelievably glossy!
[15:31] protagonist
    Yes! That's why I've been installed here!
[15:34] protagonist
    I'd like to emphasize it wasn't
    because I wanted it this way!
[15:38] tanuki
    I've been shedding like crazy lately.
[15:41] fox
    Because your new coat's
     growing in, right?
[15:43] tanuki
    Yeah, but I ache so much, I can't stand it.
[15:46] fox
    Yeah, it's almost mating season!
[15:48] tanuki
    Oh, Boxxo's here today!
[15:50] tanuki
    I'll stock up on fur wash.
[15:52] fox
    Me too.
[15:53] tanuki
    If I can improve my coat with this,
     all the males will notice!
[15:57] fox
    Turns out the scent is irresistible!
[16:00] fox
    My boyfriend got all hot and bothered before,
     even though it wasn't mating season!
[16:05] protagonist
    Only in the bathhouse...
[16:05] tanuki
    You serious? That's awesome!
[16:09] protagonist
    Putting one's hand on one's hip is so universal,
    they even do it in other worlds.
[16:15] Lammis
    That hits the spot right after a bath!
[16:18] Shirley
    A cold one for me too, Boxxo.
[16:21] Shirley
    Make it the brown kind today.
[16:23] Lammis
    That faint sweetness is just the best!
[16:26] protagonist
    Sure enough, after a bath it's got to be
    either fruit-flavored or coffee-flavored milk.
[16:30] protagonist
    In a bottle, of course.
[16:32] protagonist
    That's nonnegotiable in a bathhouse!
SIGN    Vending
SIGN    yen
[16:34] May
    Grandpa, what are these numbers?
[16:37] Shimelai
    They change when you buy something.
[16:39] Shimelai
    If they all end up as the same number,
    you can get another one for free.
[16:43] Shimelai
    And they say if you win here,
    it can make you happy all day.
[16:49] May
    I want to try!
[16:51] Shimelai
    Let's try it, then.
[16:52] Shimelai
    By the way, what I recommend
    for you is water.
[16:55] May
    Okay, I'll try that!
[16:57] mother
    I'm glad I got up the nerve to come see you.
[17:01] mother
    I'm sorry for being such
    a bad daughter, Mom.
[17:04] Yumite
    For a parent, the worst thing a
    child can do is die before them.
SIGN    Vending
SIGN    yen
[17:12] May
    Yes! I only need one more, right?
[17:15] Shimelai
    This is the one that never hits.
SIGN    Vending
SIGN    yen
[17:17] May
    Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven!
[17:22] May
    I got a seven! I did it!
[17:24] Shimelai
    Wh-What?!
[17:28] Shimelai
    May, hurry and decide or you'll run out
    of time to get something for free.
[17:33] May
    Okay, this!
[17:36] May
    This is for you, Grandpa!
[17:38] Shimelai
    You're giving it to me?
[17:41] Shimelai
    Thank you.
[17:43] Shimelai
    Ah, but the day's almost over. It'll only make
     you happy for a little while. What a waste.
[17:49] May
    So what?
[17:51] May
    I've been happy all day today,
    since I got to see you and Grandma!
[17:56] May
    That's why it's not a waste!
[18:02] Shimelai
    You're right.
[18:05] protagonist
    Was it a coincidence or not
    that May hit the jackpot?
[18:06] May
    Bet it tastes good, Grandpa.
[18:08] Shimelai
    Bet it does.
[18:09] protagonist
    That's something best left unsaid.
[18:16] Director Bear
    Boxxo, I heard you can use "mimicry"
    to blend in with your surroundings.
[18:21] Director Bear
    Is that true?
[18:23] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[18:26] Director Bear
    Well, that's really something!
[18:29] Director Bear
    I suppose nobody would find you like this.
[18:31] Director Bear
    Could I ask you to perform
    a task with that ability?
[18:35] protagonist
    Task?
[18:36] Director Bear
    I'd like you to hide out where a
    rash of crimes have been occurring,
[18:39] Director Bear
    so you can identify the offender.
[18:42] Director Bear
    First, could we test just how
    useful this mimicry of yours is?
[18:47] protagonist
    From here, I have a clear view
    of the Hunters Association.
[18:50] protagonist
    Nice change of pace.
[18:52] Lammis
    Boxxo! Where are you, Boxxo?!
[18:55] Munami
    Didn't the director say
    he was borrowing him?
[18:58] Lammis
    He did?
[18:59] Munami
    What'll you do today? Want to
    help out around here again?
[19:02] Lammis
    I'm going to help out at
    the Association today,
[19:05] Lammis
    so I can meet Boxxo whenever
    he's ready to come back.
[19:08] Munami
    Okay, okay.
[19:13] Shirley
    Oh, Boxxo isn't with you?
[19:16] Lammis
    Right, he's doing something
    for the director today.
[19:19] Shirley
    Oh, that's too bad.
[19:22] Lammis
    Boxxo sure is popular.
[19:26] protagonist
    What a quiet day.
[19:29] Suori
    I wanted to have some alowaz fruit juice.
[19:32] Suori
    Boxxo's a jerk! Jerk! Jerk!
[19:35] Lammis
    Hey, Suori!
[19:37] Lammis
    You shouldn't go calling Boxxo a jerk.
[19:40] Suori
    So there you are, booby monster.
[19:43] Lammis
    I already told you before, it's "Lammis."
[19:46] Suori
    By the way, Lammaries, have you
    given any thought to you-know-what?
[19:50] Lammis
    It's "Lammis"!
[19:52] Lammis
    No matter how much money
    you offer, I won't hand over Boxxo!
[19:56] Suori
    You could have so much money,
[19:59] Suori
    your family could fritter it away for
    three generations and not run out.
[20:02] Lammis
    I told you before, Boxxo isn't my property.
[20:06] Lammis
    Besides, money can't replace him.
[20:09] Suori
    Don't you think you
    restrict Boxxo too much?!
[20:12] Suori
    Rather than spend every day with some
    stumpy woman with no sex appeal,
[20:16] Suori
    wouldn't he be happier passing the time
    elegantly with me in my magnificent residence?!
[20:21] Lammis
    Stumpy? No sex appeal?
[20:24] Lammis
    Maybe you're not one to talk, Suori.
[20:28] Suori
    But I'm still growing.
[20:30] Suori
    I have plenty to look forward to.
[20:32] Suori
    Mother's are even larger than yours!
[20:35] MIB A
    How heartbreaking, Miss Suori!
[20:37] MIB B
    She doesn't know that the
    madam pads her chest!
[20:40] Suori
    Well, enough of that for now.
[20:43] Suori
    Lammaries, is it all right
    if I ask you something?
[20:46] Lammis
    I'll think about it, if you
    call me by my proper name.
[20:52] Suori
    Lammis...
[20:54] Lammis
    Yes?
[20:55] Suori
    Boxxo isn't just some magic tool, is he?
[20:59] Suori
    Exactly what is going on inside there?
[21:02] Lammis
    Well, about that... I'm not too sure either.
[21:07] Lammis
    But he understands what you say,
    and he responds accordingly,
[21:11] Lammis
    so he's probably the same as any human.
[21:13] protagonist
    So, that's how you think of me.
[21:16] protagonist
    Thank you, Lammis.
[21:19] Suori
    Well, that will do.
[21:21] Suori
    I'll use all the time and money
    it takes to acquire Boxxo.
[21:25] Suori
    Sooner or later, you'll see
    what makes me so good.
[21:29] Lammis
    Anyway! Boxxo isn't around today.
[21:32] Lammis
    Go on home.
[21:34] Suori
    I'll be back another day.
[21:38] Suori
    Until then, I'll leave Boxxo in your care,
    so polish him up nice and shiny for me!
[21:45] Lammis
    Suori is willing to talk a lot
    more than she was before.
[21:50] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[21:51] Lammis
    Boxxo?! How long have you been there?!
[21:54] Lammis
    You should speak up sooner!
[21:56] Lammis
    You know what? All sorts
    of things happened today!
[21:59] Lammis
    Want to hear about it?
[22:01] Boxxo
    Hello there.
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    Boxxo Is Abducted
[23:35] Boxxo
    Thank you very much.
[23:37] Boxxo
    I look forward to your next use.