E12 - What Can Be Done as a Vending Machine

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[00:09] Shiro
    Captain! Aka says he found a monster up
    ahead that appears to be the King of Souls!
[00:13] Kerioyl
    Found him, huh?
[00:15] Lammis
    Boxxo, it's a big responsibility,
    but let's do our best.
[00:19] Boxxo
    Hello there.
SIGN    What Can Be Done as a Vending Machine
[00:27] Kerioyl
    What's the situation?
[00:29] Aka
    Up ahead are the King of Souls and
    the monsters under his command.
[00:33] Aka
    Five corpse fiends, five undead,
    eight skeleton fiends, and four flame scolls.
[00:39] Kerioyl
    Twenty-two in all.
[00:42] Kerioyl
    Not undoable, but...
[00:44] Shui
    We could have wiped them out with magic
     if the vice captain were here.
[00:48] Shui
    Maybe I can take several with
    arrows before we get close.
[00:52] Kerioyl
    I'd like to at least start by
    whittling down their numbers.
[00:57] Mishuel
    Boxxo!
[00:58] Lammis
    Have you thought of something?
[01:05] Hulemy
    Looks like the device that sprays water.
[01:08] Hulemy
    I'd say something comes out
    of the tip if you pull this?
[01:11] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[01:13] Mikenne
    Something came out!
[01:15] Mikenne
    It stinks.
[01:18] Hulemy
    Is it safe to touch this?
[01:20] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[01:24] Hulemy
    It feels greasy, like oil.
[01:27] Hulemy
    Let's try lighting it on fire.
[01:30] Mikenne
    Hot! Hot!
[01:31] Hulemy
    Look at it burn!
[01:33] Hulemy
    We should douse the enemy
    in this flammable oil?
[01:36] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[01:42] Kerioyl
    Okay, follow the plan.
[01:44] Kerioyl
    Here goes!
[01:46] protagonist
    Now! Eliminate just the plastic bottle!
[01:59] protagonist
    Use the barrier to keep out flames,
    heat, and carbon dioxide!
[02:14] protagonist
    We're all set!
[02:16] protagonist
    I'll protect us from any kind of magic!
[02:24] King of Souls
    You defend against my magic?
[02:27] King of Souls
    That pale blue light must be a barrier!
[02:46] Shui
    Lammis!
[02:49] Pell
    Skeleton fiends!
[02:51] Kerioyl
    There's more of them now!
[02:53] protagonist
    Guess we can't count on backup!
[02:55] King of Souls
    Girl, there's something afoot
    with that box on your back!
[03:00] Lammis
    I wouldn't really know!
[03:03] King of Souls
    O stones of ice!
[03:05] King of Souls
    What? You withstand this?!
[03:08] King of Souls
    Then I'll just blow you
    and the barrier away!
[03:14] King of Souls
    All too easy.
[03:21] King of Souls
    What's happening? Is she hampering
    the winds with magic?!
[03:25] protagonist
    No, it's just her Blessing of Might.
[03:29] Lammis
    It'll take more than wind or hail!
[03:33] Lammis
    All or nothing!
[03:34] Lammis
    Forward!
[03:36] Lammis
    Crush!
[03:40] King of Souls
    I see, it seems I misunderstood your power.
[03:45] King of Souls
    But you'll be powerless against this!
[03:48] King of Souls
    O earthen expanse, utter your wail!
[03:55] Lammis
    H-Hey!
[03:56] Lammis
    Wait a minute!
[03:57] protagonist
    Form change!
[04:01] Lammis
    Thanks, Boxxo!
[04:02] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[04:04] King of Souls
    Jaws of earth, close!
[04:10] King of Souls
    Curse you!
[04:14] Shui
    Got it!
[04:15] Shiro/Aka
    Nice one, Shui!
[04:19] King of Souls
    I don't need to rely on these!
[04:20] Lammis
    No? Well I rely on something!
[04:24] Lammis
    Boxxo!
[04:25] protagonist
    Yeah!
[04:46] Kerioyl
    Oh yeah!
[04:48] Kerioyl
    Whoa!
[04:54] Shui
    You did it!
[04:55] Lammis
    Yeah!
[04:56] Kerioyl
    I never thought the two of you
    would take down the King of Souls.
[05:01] protagonist
    Yeah!
[05:02] protagonist
    All she needs is control of her power,
    and Lammis will get stronger and stronger!
[05:07] King of Souls
    Who do you people think I am?!
[05:11] Kerioyl
    This punk's still barely alive.
[05:15] King of Souls
    You deserve death for
    treading upon my greatness!
[05:19] Kerioyl
    Big talk for someone nearly dead himself.
[05:22] Kerioyl
    I think I'll smash you
    so we can get that coin.
[05:25] King of Souls
    Coin? You think I'm merely a stratum—
[05:33] Kerioyl
    Everyone scatter!
[05:45] protagonist
    Wh-What?! Everything's gone black!
[05:46] Lammis
    Boxxo, what is this?! What's happening?!
[05:48] audio guide
    Points decreased by 500.
[05:55] protagonist
    It stopped?
[06:01] Lammis
    G-Guys!
[06:03] Mishuel
    What a blunder!
[06:14] Netherlord
    I wasn't aware there are any who
    can survive my Dark Torrent.
[06:18] Netherlord
    I'll take back this Arm of the Dead
     that clings to light.
[06:33] Netherlord
    Superior magic items belong
    to superior users.
[06:37] Netherlord
    Don't you agree, visitor from another world?
[06:41] protagonist
    He knows who I really am!
[06:44] Lammis
    Wh-Who're you?!
[06:47] Netherlord
    My name? That is long forgotten.
[06:50] Netherlord
    But I suppose I am often
    called the Netherlord.
[06:56] Netherlord
    So, this is a stratum lord's coin.
[07:00] Netherlord
    It is of no interest.
[07:05] Lammis
    Wh-Why're you doing this?
[07:08] Netherlord
    Why, you ask?
[07:10] Netherlord
    What is wrong with me hunting?
[07:13] Netherlord
    Didn't you, in turn, attack the King of Souls
     to satisfy your own desires?
[07:18] Lammis
    W-Well...
[07:20] Netherlord
    You would say this is different
    from that somehow?
[07:24] Netherlord
    Well, human?
[07:31] Netherlord
    Nice try.
[07:33] Netherlord
    That's a phantom.
[07:38] Lammis
    Mishuel!
[07:40] Netherlord
    Trying to blindside me, eh?
[07:42] Netherlord
    Care to enlighten me as to how
    righteousness should work?
[07:46] Hulemy
    Lammis!
[07:48] Hulemy
    Don't try to fight that thing head-on!
[07:50] Hulemy
    Boxxo!
[07:52] protagonist
    Eliminate!
[07:55] Netherlord
    Is that all you've got?
[07:57] Shui
    Think again!
[08:02] Shui
    Now's our chance to run!
[08:07] Netherlord
    Oh?
[08:08] Hulemy
    Make it quick!
[08:11] Kerioyl
    We're leaving for now!
[08:13] Netherlord
    You think you can escape?
[08:19] Netherlord
    You're a troublesome one.
[08:23] Lammis
    Hulemy!
[08:25] Netherlord
    Another blindside, after what I just said?
[08:33] Lammis
    Shui!
[08:38] Lammis
    Let them go!
[08:39] Hulemy
    Run...
[08:42] Shui
    Hurry...
[08:43] Shui
    Take the others...
[08:49] Netherlord
    The touching human spirit of self-sacrifice.
[08:53] Netherlord
    Very well.
[09:00] Lammis
    Stop it!
[09:13] Lammis
    You promised you'd always help me out.
[09:19] Lammis
    Everyone is waiting at the orphanage.
[09:22] Lammis
    So, please...
[09:25] Lammis
    I'm begging you, open your eyes!
[09:30] Netherlord
    It seems these two want
    to stay asleep forever.
[09:40] protagonist
    Not good!
[09:41] protagonist
    She's lost herself to anger!
[09:42] protagonist
    At this rate...
[09:49] Boxxo
    You-he-ad-too bad.
[09:51] Lammis
    I know, Boxxo.
[09:53] Lammis
    You're telling me to calm down?
[09:55] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[09:56] Lammis
    But if someone doesn't do something
    about him, we'll all be killed here.
[10:02] protagonist
    I know, that's why I have a plan!
[10:04] protagonist
    But if it doesn't work correctly,
    you'll just die for nothing!
[10:10] Netherlord
    What's the matter? Done attacking?
[10:13] Netherlord
    Then it's time for you to
    provide me with entertainment.
[10:18] Netherlord
    Bore!
[10:20] protagonist
    Be in time!
[10:25] Netherlord
    So prosaic.
[10:28] Lammis
    Thanks, Boxxo.
[10:30] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[10:33] Lammis
    I believe in you, Boxxo.
[10:36] Lammis
    That's why I won't lose to that creep!
[10:39] protagonist
    That's right, I believe, too.
[10:42] protagonist
    In you and in your strength!
[10:47] Lammis
    Boxxo?
[10:48] Boxxo
    You might win an extra item!
[10:50] Lammis
    I get it.
[10:51] Lammis
    You've got some plan.
[10:53] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[10:55] Lammis
    Let's go, then!
[11:01] Netherlord
    It looks like you've finished
    saying your good-byes.
[11:05] Netherlord
    But there's no call for sorrow.
[11:07] Netherlord
    You'll be reunited with those two soon,
[11:11] Netherlord
    by way of my most powerful technique.
[11:14] protagonist
    Now!
[11:15] protagonist
    Eject Lammis at full power from the barrier!
[11:21] Lammis
    Go!
[11:24] protagonist
    No you don't!
[11:25] protagonist
    Reject the balloons at full power, too!
[11:29] Netherlord
    This is absurd.
[11:49] Netherlord
    I never thought you'd break
    the Arm of the Dead.
[11:57] Netherlord
    I look forward to seeing
    how your group develops.
[12:00] Netherlord
    Come and seek vengeance anytime.
[12:09] Lammis
    Hulemy! Hulemy!
[12:13] Lammis
    You're promised you'd help me, didn't you?!
[12:17] Lammis
    That you'd stick with me!
[12:20] Lammis
    Hulemy!
[12:22] Lammis
    Shui, too! Let's eat together again!
[12:26] Lammis
    Open your eyes!
[12:30] Kerioyl
    That son of a bitch!
[12:33] Kerioyl
    Shui! Shui!
[12:36] Kerioyl
    I won't let you go!
[12:38] Kerioyl
    I swear I won't let any of my people go!
[12:41] Lammis
    Captain...
[12:42] Kerioyl
    Don't just sit there!
[12:43] Kerioyl
    You learned at the association
    what to do at times like this!
[12:47] Lammis
    Right!
[12:49] protagonist
    Cardiac massage.
[12:51] protagonist
    Which means cardiac arrest!
[12:54] protagonist
    In that case!
[12:59] Kerioyl
    If Boxxo changed, it probably
    means we should use this.
[13:03] Lammis
    But I've never seen this kind.
[13:06] [SONG] text (white background)
    Automated External Defibrillator
    
     Release the lock and open this door
[13:06] protagonist
    It's no wonder.
[13:07] protagonist
    Even in my old world, not many
    people know how to use an AED.
[13:12] protagonist
    That holds even more true
    for this world's people.
[13:15] [SONG] text (red background)
    Release the lock and open this door
[13:15] protagonist
    But I don't have time to explain!
SIGN    Abilities
SIGN    Coin Conversion
SIGN    Vending Compartment Shock Absorber
SIGN    Transformation
SIGN    Telekinesis
SIGN    Change Paint Color
[13:19] protagonist
    I'll spend all the points I have!
[13:24] Lammis
    It's floating.
[13:26] Lammis
    Are you doing this, Boxxo?!
[13:28] Boxxo
    Hello there.
SIGN    Use according to voice
     and visual instructions
[13:31] audio guide
    Expose the patient's chest and retrieve
    the square bag from the lid.
[13:36] audio guide
    Rip open the bag and take out the pads.
[13:39] Lammis
    O-Okay!
[13:41] protagonist
    Now for the hard part.
[13:43] protagonist
    To help increase the
    likelihood of resuscitation,
[13:45] protagonist
    I'll raise dexterity with
    my remaining points!
[13:49] Lammis
    Boxxo, I'm done!
[13:51] Lammis
    Is this good?
[13:52] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[13:54] protagonist
    Okay, first!
[14:01] audio guide
    Do not touch the body.
[14:03] audio guide
    Now measuring electrocardiogram.
[14:05] audio guide
    Do not touch the body.
[14:08] audio guide
    Electric shock is required.
[14:09] audio guide
    Move away from the body.
[14:12] protagonist
    Please work!
[14:16] audio guide
    Electric shock has been performed.
[14:17] audio guide
    Begin cardiac massage immediately.
[14:20] Lammis
    Okay!
[14:26] protagonist
    No...
[14:28] protagonist
    It was too late.
[14:30] protagonist
    My treatment was too slow!
[14:32] Lammis
    Hulemy, Boxxo helped, so you'll be fine now!
[14:36] Lammis
    So please, open your eyes!
[14:39] Lammis
    Hulemy!
[14:45] Hulemy
    Huh? What was I...
[14:48] Lammis
    Hulemy!
[14:50] Lammis
    Hulemy! Hulemy!
[14:50] Kerioyl
    Boxxo, do Shui, too!
[14:52] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[14:58] Shui
    Captain...
[15:00] Shui
    And you guys, too. What happened?
[15:04] Shui
    C-Captain?!
[15:05] Kerioyl
    You had me so worried, dummy!
[15:08] Shui
    Hey! Captain, it's hard to breathe!
[15:11] Shui
    What's got into you?
[15:11] protagonist
    The people of this world are
    sturdier than I thought.
[15:13] Shui
    Come on Captain, I need to breathe!
[15:18] Mishuel
    I sincerely apologize!
[15:21] Mishuel
    I was accompanying you, yet I still
     exposed you both to danger!
[15:25] Hulemy
    Don't feel so bad.
[15:26] Hulemy
    I talked big, too, and then
    couldn't do anything.
[15:30] Shui
    Me too.
[15:31] Hulemy
    Still, the Netherlord. That guy's bad news.
[15:36] Hulemy
    We've got to inform Director Bear
     as soon as possible.
[15:39] protagonist
    True, he was a monstrous opponent.
[15:42] protagonist
    The next time we meet, will I be
    able to protect everyone?
[15:48] protagonist
    Several days later, Hulemy and Shui recovered,
[15:51] protagonist
    and we returned to Clearflow Lake stratum.
[15:55] protagonist
    And then we reported the
    incident to Director Bear.
[16:00] Director Bear
    The Netherlord, huh?
[16:02] Hulemy
    You know something about him?
[16:05] Director Bear
    I've only read about him in old records, but I
    suspect he's a general serving the Demon Lord.
[16:13] protagonist
    In other words, there's someone
    even stronger than him*!
[16:17] Director Bear
    I'm going to request an emergency meeting
    with the directors of each stratum.
[16:23] Director Bear
    I want everyone to get plenty of rest
    in case anything unexpected happens.
[16:27] Lammis
    Yes, sir!
[16:31] Lammis
    Missus, I'm back!
[16:33] missus
    Lammis! I was worried!
[16:36] missus
    You're not hurt at all?
[16:37] Lammis
    Nope.
[16:40] Munami
    Lammis!
[16:44] protagonist
    I feel like I've seen this before.
[16:47] Munami
    You okay?! You're not hurt anywhere?!
[16:50] Lammis
    I-I'm fine.
[16:52] Munami
    Good!
[16:54] Munami
    I heard you fought an enemy stronger than
    a stratum lord, and I was so worried!
[17:00] Lammis
    Thank you, Munami.
[17:04] protagonist
    Apparently the story about us fighting the*
    Netherlord had spread throughout the village.
[17:10] Karios
    We heard the news, Boxxo! Sounds like
     you were the star of the show again!
[17:15] Boxxo
    Too bad.
[17:16] Gorth
    Don't be modest.
[17:17] Gorth
    You drove off a monster
    stronger than a stratum lord,
[17:20] Gorth
    and you saved Hulemy's and Shui's lives.
[17:23] Shirley
    You're an indispensable part
    of this village now, Boxxo.
[17:28] protagonist
    It makes me happy to hear that, but I...
[17:33] Suori
    I heard about your heroism
    as well, Mr. Boxxo.
[17:37] Suori
    It makes me want to invite you
    into my home all the more.
[17:41] Suori
    Until then, I imagine it's inconvenient,
    but put up with life with Lammis.
[17:48] Karios
    Wh-What was all that?
[17:50] Gorth
    Who knows?
[17:54] Mishuel
    There are so many people in this village.
[17:57] Mikenne
    Mishuel!
[17:58] Mishuel
    Y-Yes?!
[18:00] Mishuel
    Oh, it's the Band of Gluttons.
[18:02] Mishuel
    What brings all of you here?
[18:04] Suco
    What are you going to do after this?
[18:07] Mishuel
    What?
[18:08] Pell
    He's the "Netherlord," right?
    I'm scared of an enemy that strong!
[18:13] Short
    Please fight alongside us, Mishuel!
[18:18] Mishuel
    The Netherlord defeated
    me in that last battle.
[18:22] Suco
    Mishuel...
[18:24] Mishuel
    That's why I swear upon this sword...
[18:28] Mishuel
    that next time, I won't lose!
[18:30] Mishuel
    I will succeed in defending
    my precious comrades.
[18:37] Mikenne/Short/Pell/Suco
    Yay!
[18:40] Suco
    You know it!
[18:41] Mikenne
    Director Bear said he would summon
    expert hunters from each stratum!
[18:41] Pell
    I'm not so scared now!
[18:45] Mishuel
    Huh?
[18:46] Short
    About forty or fifty, was it?
[18:48] Suco
    I heard it was two or three hundred.
[18:51] Pell
    I wonder if we could gather up a thousand.
[18:56] Mikenne
    Isn't that reassuring, Mishuel?
[19:01] Mishuel
    Right...
[19:08] Filmina
    What's the matter, Captain?
[19:11] Filmina
    Captain?
[19:12] Kerioyl
    What is it that we're doing, anyway?
[19:17] Kerioyl
    I figure if I'm trying to get my own wish
    granted, it's okay if I drop dead somewhere.
[19:23] Kerioyl
    But now, I'm not so sure about
    putting my people in danger
[19:29] Kerioyl
    for some goal I don't even
    know if we can accomplish.
[19:33] Filmina
    Kerioyl...
[19:35] Aka
    Since when do you go around
    saying such timid things?
[19:39] Shiro
    That's right. A look that serious
    doesn't suit your face.
[19:43] Kerioyl
    You guys...
[19:45] Aka
    The fact that we follow you is
    something we decided ourselves!
[19:51] Shiro
    So Captain Kerioyl, keep moving
    forward and don't worry.
[19:56] Shiro
    Because we'll cover the rear.
[19:58] Filmina
    I share their opinion.
[20:05] Kerioyl
    When did you start saying
    such commendable things?
[20:08] Kerioyl
    Okay, tomorrow we go on the hunt!
[20:10] Kerioyl
    Aka, Shiro! Go prepare thirty days'
    worth of food! And you're paying!
[20:15] Aka
    Th-Thirty days' worth?!
[20:17] Shiro
    With our own money?!
[20:18] Filmina
    On that note, Captain. We still
    haven't been paid for this month.
[20:26] protagonist
    One morning, Lammis put me on her
    back and departed the village
[20:31] protagonist
    without saying where we were going.
[20:35] protagonist
    Where does she plan to go?
[20:38] Lammis
    Here we are, Boxxo.
[20:44] protagonist
    This is...
[20:45] Lammis
    Do you remember, Boxxo?
[20:47] Lammis
    This is where you and I first met.
[20:50] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[20:52] Lammis
    And it's the first place you ever saved me.
[20:57] protagonist
    Lammis...
[20:59] Lammis
    So many things have happened
    since I got to know you.
[21:03] Lammis
    Plenty of it was dangerous.
[21:06] Lammis
    But each of those times,
    you protected me and my friends.
[21:12] protagonist
    You're wrong, Lammis.
[21:14] protagonist
    We've just been lucky until now.
[21:16] protagonist
    But during that last battle...
[21:19] Lammis
    Boxxo, are you by chance thinking
    it's your fault people got hurt?
[21:25] Lammis
    That's not true.
[21:27] Lammis
    Not true at all.
[21:29] Lammis
    It's because you were there
    that I didn't get hurt.
[21:33] Lammis
    And it's thanks to you Hulemy
    and Shui pulled through.
[21:38] Lammis
    So don't think such sad things.
[21:43] Lammis
    Please don't.
[21:46] protagonist
    Lammis, I'm amazed you care for me
    this much when I'm a vending machine.
[21:53] Hulemy
    So we were thinking we'd encourage you too.
[21:57] Shui
    Looks like there was no need, though.
[22:00] Lammis
    Hulemy! Shui!
[22:01] Lammis
    What're you doing here?!
[22:03] Hulemy
    Well, hey, we heard you left
    the village with Boxxo.
[22:10] Hulemy
    And besides, we still had yet to thank him.
[22:13] Shui
    That's right.
[22:15] protagonist
    Huh?! Um, hey...
[22:19] Lammis
    Wh-Wh-What are you two doing?!
[22:23] Hulemy
    Thanking him, that's what.
[22:25] Shui
    He did save our lives, after all.
[22:28] Hulemy
    You owe Boxxo a lot too, don't you?
[22:31] Hulemy
    At least thank him now and then.
[22:33] Lammis
    Th-Thank him?
[22:34] Lammis
    Yeah, it would be right for me to thank him.
[22:38] Lammis
    Ma did say you should always thank people.
[22:42] protagonist
    OMG!
[22:49] Lammis
    No, I can't do it!
[22:52] Lammis
    I'd die of embarrassment!
[22:54] Hulemy
    It's easy.
[22:55] Shui
    Go on.
[22:56] Hulemy/Shui
    Do it.
[23:10] Lammis
    Dang it, Hulemy!
[23:13] Hulemy
    Good for you!
[23:16] Shui
    You looked great!
[23:18] Lammis
    You too, Shui?!
[23:21] protagonist
    Being reborn as a vending machine to wander
    the dungeon in another world is ridiculous.
[23:28] protagonist
    But there I was, thinking I'd like
    to keep living this sort of life!
SIGN    Reborn as a Vending Machine, I Now Wander the Dungeon