E2 - The King Frog Fiend Appears

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[00:00] protagonist
    What?
[00:02] protagonist
    What, what, what, what, what?!
[00:04] protagonist
    What's the deal with this bear?!
[00:11] Lammis
    Morning, Boxxo!
[00:13] Lammis
    Huh? This is rare! The director of
    the Hunters Association is here.
[00:18] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[00:19] Director Bear
    Ah, so you're the talk of
    the village, the speaking magical tool.
[00:25] protagonist
    Director of the Hunters Association?!
[00:28] Director Bear
    You see, there's a plan to go
    attack a frog fiend base soon.
[00:32] Director Bear
    I'd like the two of you to take part.
[00:36] protagonist
    There's a request I never saw coming.
[00:38] Lammis
    Huh? Boxxo can't fight.
[00:41] Director Bear
    I know.
[00:42] Director Bear
    I want him to provide food and
    drinks while we're on the road.
[00:47] Director Bear
    Warm, ready-to-eat food would
    be invaluable for hunters.
[00:52] Director Bear
    If you come along, we'll make
    sure you're well guarded.
[00:57] Lammis
    What do you say, Boxxo?
    Do you accept this job?
[01:01] protagonist
    Sounds like if we ignore the frog fiends,
[01:03] protagonist
    the village will be exposed to danger,
    and that includes Lammis.
[01:08] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[01:09] Lammis
    Okay, count me in, too.
[01:12] Director Bear
    I appreciate it.
SIGN    Reborn as a Vending Machine, I Now Wander the Dungeon
SIGN    The King Frog Fiend Appears
[02:46] protagonist
    It's been three days since we
    made our pact with Director Bear.
[02:49] protagonist
    Lammis and I were taking part in
    the strike on the frog fiends.
[02:53] protagonist
    According to Director Bear,
    the survival of the village is important,
[02:56] protagonist
    but the most important thing is that it
    doesn't lose custody of its transfer circle.
[03:01] protagonist
    The transfer circle is apparently a magic
    device that lets people come and go
[03:05] protagonist
    from this Clearflow Lake stratum
    to other strata or the surface.
[03:10] hunter A
    Hey.
[03:11] hunter B
    A-Are they...?
[03:12] hunter C
    I'm sure of it.
[03:14] Aka
    Hey, Shiro.
[03:15] Aka
    It's that time of year again.
[03:17] Shiro
    It sure is, Aka.
[03:19] Shiro
    A lucrative time, so let's earn lots of money!
[03:22] protagonist
    Munami was saying frog fiends are
    troublesome because in breeding season,
[03:26] protagonist
    they lay lots of eggs, so you get
    a bunch of new adults all at once.
[03:31] Aka
    But the word is that there are more
    frog fiends than usual this year.
[03:36] Shiro
    Is that so?
[03:37] Shiro
    Well, look at all these hunters.
[03:39] Shiro
    I doubt it'll be a problem.
[03:45] someone
    Hey, somebody help out here!
[03:50] Kerioyl
    Don't be so tense.
[03:53] Kerioyl
    We're here to guard you.
[03:55] Kerioyl
    No need to be afraid of the frog fiends.
[03:58] Lammis
    Right.
[04:00] Kerioyl
    So this is that box with a mind of its own?
[04:03] Kerioyl
    I heard lots about it in the village.
[04:06] Lammis
    He's Boxxo. If you put money in,
     you can buy food or drinks.
[04:10] Kerioyl
    Hey, that's convenient.
[04:12] Kerioyl
    I might as well buy something
    for the occasion.
SIGN    Kokuuma Cream of Corn Soup
SIGN    Oden
[04:18] Kerioyl
    Yeah, I'll make it this one with the
    picture that looks like lomawa slices.
SIGN    Early Afternoon Tea
SIGN    Kocha Kadan
[04:23] Boxxo
    Thank you very much.
[04:27] Kerioyl
    Wow, it really talks!
[04:30] Kerioyl
    Must say, I'm impressed.
[04:32] Kerioyl
    I've never seen a container like this.
[04:34] Kerioyl
    There's no way this detailed picture
    was drawn by hand, line by line.
[04:39] Lammis
    Well, I'm not really sure.
[04:42] Lammis
    Oh, and empty containers disappear,
    so don't worry about trash.
[04:46] Kerioyl
    Seriously?!
[04:47] Kerioyl
    That just leaves the taste.
[04:52] Kerioyl
    Good stuff!
[04:54] Kerioyl
    It's even warm! Awesome!
[04:57] Kerioyl
    Hey, how does this stuff get refilled?
SIGN    Early Afternoon Tea
[05:00] Lammis
    About that... Boxxo's never once been refilled.
[05:04] Lammis
    Even though he's sold hundreds
    of items. Weird, huh?
[05:09] Kerioyl
    This box gets more and more interesting.
[05:12] Kerioyl
    Hey, Filmina! Come over here a minute!
[05:15] Filmina
    What is it, Captain Kerioyl?
[05:18] protagonist
    Stubble here is in charge?
[05:21] protagonist
    Which means the guards
    must all work for him.
[05:24] Kerioyl
    Don't you know lots about magic
    tools and ancient treasures?
[05:28] Kerioyl
    Have any idea what this Boxxo thing is?
[05:42] Filmina
    I don't sense any magical power.
[05:44] Filmina
    It just seems like an
    inorganic block of iron.
[05:47] protagonist
    Well, yeah, I am a vending machine.
[05:50] Kerioyl
    Yeah, but stuff comes out of
    it without any refills ever.
[05:54] Kerioyl
    Doesn't that mean the stuff's being transferred
    or stored in some otherworldly space?
[05:58] Filmina
    Normally, yes, but there are blessings that
     do things besides produce magical power.
[06:04] Filmina
    Not that a block of iron
    could ever use blessings.
[06:08] protagonist
    But little do you know that I can use them.
[06:11] Kerioyl
    Must be some kind of nonstandard being.
[06:14] Kerioyl
    I don't get it, but I'm
    grateful if it helps us out.
[06:19] Kerioyl
    Much appreciated, Boxxo.
[06:22] Boxxo
    Thank you very much.
[06:24] Director Bear
    Listen up! The sun will soon set!
[06:27] Director Bear
    We'll make our camp here!
[06:29] various
    Yes, sir!
[06:30] protagonist
    Now's my chance to make
    some repeat customers!
[06:35] Boxxo
    Thank you very much.
[06:37] Boxxo
    I look forward to your next use.
[06:39] protagonist
    Yes, for the sake of this campaign,
    I added a new function.
[06:46] hunter C
    This warms me to the core!
[06:50] hunter D
    This mysterious meat is a treat!
[06:53] protagonist
    Nights and mornings have
    started getting pretty cold,
[06:56] protagonist
    so I added cup noodles to my inventory.
[06:59] hunter E
    This is great!
[07:03] Shui
    This! And this! And this!
[07:06] Shui
    It's all so good!
[07:08] protagonist
    That's one of the guard girls.
[07:11] protagonist
    She eats a lot for being so small.
[07:14] Lammis
    Your appetite's incredible.
[07:16] Shui
    I'm just getting started.
[07:20] Lammis
    My name's Lammis. Nice to meet you.
[07:24] Shui
    I'm Shui. Well met.
[07:27] Director Bear
    May I join you?
[07:29] Lammis
    Oh, Director.
[07:31] Director Bear
    I want to talk to you about tomorrow.
[07:34] Director Bear
    It'll take about three hours from
    here to reach the frog fiend den.
[07:38] Director Bear
    You're here to provide food,
[07:41] Director Bear
    so I want you to decide whether to wait
    here or come with us to the battlefield.
[07:50] Lammis
    I'm technically a hunter, so I have
     no problem going into battle.
[07:55] Lammis
    But Boxxo, you don't want to get
    dragged into battle, correct?
[07:59] Boxxo
    Too bad.
[08:00] Lammis
    Huh? You're okay with being in the fight?
[08:02] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[08:04] Lammis
    All right.
[08:05] Lammis
    Director, Boxxo and I will join the battle.
[08:10] Director Bear
    I'll be counting on you.
[08:17] protagonist
    I'll protect Lammis. Just you watch.
[08:20] protagonist
    She's my first customer in this
    world and my first friend!
[08:30] Lammis
    It's so humid!
[08:35] Lammis
    Poor footing, too.
[08:37] Shui
    The ground's all muddy.
[08:42] Director Bear
    They're up ahead! Charge!
[08:49] Aka
    Captain!
[08:50] Kerioyl
    Here they come.
[08:55] Kerioyl
    We get paid extra for the number we put down!
[08:57] Kerioyl
    Get fired up, guys!
[08:59] Shui
    Yes, sir!
[08:59] Shiro
    You got it!
[09:00] Lammis
    Boxxo, let's do this together!
[09:03] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[09:04] protagonist
    But Lammis was saying she's bad at
    landing hits. I wonder if this'll work.
[09:15] Lammis
    Huh? I hit it?
[09:17] Lammis
    Did I defeat that one?
[09:19] protagonist
    Looks like having me on her back balanced
    her and made it easier to connect!
[09:26] Lammis
    That hit because of you, Boxxo! Thanks!
[09:30] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[09:31] protagonist
    Nothing makes me happier than
    to help her, even indirectly.
[09:44] Filmina
    O water, form swirls and pierce!
[09:55] Kerioyl
    It's not natural for so
    many enemies to pop up.
[09:58] Kerioyl
    This is startin' to seem fishy.
[10:01] Kerioyl
    Group up, people! If you go off on your own,
    that might be the end of you!
[10:06] protagonist
    This looks like real trouble!
[10:08] Filmina
    Isn't this more than we can handle, captain?
[10:12] Kerioyl
    You can whine later.
[10:13] Kerioyl
    If it comes down to it, I don't
    care if you abandon the pork wagon.
[10:16] Kerioyl
    Now, come and get us!
[10:21] Lammis
    Shui! Thanks!
[10:23] Shui
    That was easy enough!
[10:26] Lammis
    Look out!
[10:28] Lammis
    No!
[10:33] Shui
    What's this light? Is it your power?
[10:36] Lammis
    I-It's not.
[10:38] Shui
    Then who put up this wall of light?
[10:41] protagonist
    That was close.
[10:43] protagonist
    I'd like to widen my field
    of view some, after all.
SIGN    Omnidirectional Vision
[10:47] protagonist
    There it is! It's 1,000 points, but I'd rather
    spend the points than not have it.
[10:52] protagonist
    Oh! My field of vision just opened up!
[10:55] Lammis
    Boxxo, tell me if an
    enemy comes up behind us!
[10:59] Boxxo
    You might win an extra item!
[11:01] Lammis
    Got it. If you say "You might win,"
     that means there's an enemy?
[11:06] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[11:07] Kerioyl
    You're not bad, you know.
[11:09] Kerioyl
    Your destructive power and
    parrying skills are impressive.
[11:13] Lammis
    Don't say that. You're making me blush.
[11:15] Boxxo
    You might win an extra item!
[11:17] Lammis
    Don't you heap on the praise too, Boxxo!
[11:17] Boxxo
    You might win an extra item!
[11:19] Boxxo
    You might win an extra item!
[11:20] protagonist
    No, I mean there are enemies!
[11:26] Kerioyl
    What's this blue light? A blessing of yours?
[11:30] Lammis
    Nope. This is Boxxo's power.
[11:33] Kerioyl
    Boxxo's?
[11:35] Kerioyl
    Well, well...
[11:37] protagonist
    That's an up-to-no-good look.
[11:40] protagonist
    Time to upgrade him to
    "potentially dangerous."
[11:43] Kerioyl
    I think I'd like to get in good with Boxxo.
[11:46] protagonist
    Stubble, your request is denied.
[11:54] Kerioyl
    Looks like this place is nearly dealt with.
[11:57] Kerioyl
    You guys, be sure to cut off those tongues.
[11:59] Kerioyl
    We'll hand them over to
    the association later.
[12:02] Filmina
    Do some of them yourself, Captain.
[12:05] Filmina
    This is all gooey and gross.
[12:08] Kerioyl
    I'm the captain because I don't want
    to deal with that sort of mess.
[12:12] Shui
    Tyrant!
[12:13] Aka
    No fair!
[12:14] Shiro
    Our pay's too low!
[12:15] Aka
    Boo!
[12:15] Kerioyl
    You guys have got some serious guts.
[12:16] Shiro
    Boo!
[12:20] protagonist
    I'm surprised by how comfortable
    they are with each other.
[12:23] Kerioyl
    So, what to do next?
[12:26] Kerioyl
    This isn't bad for earnings, but we could
    always step it up and head for the front lines.
[12:33] Filmina
    Our duty is still to guard
    Miss Lammis and Boxxo.
[12:38] Kerioyl
    Yeah, but Vice Captain Filmina...
[12:42] Kerioyl
    The more money we make now,
    the easier it'll be to run the group.
[12:46] Kerioyl
    There might even be a bonus in
    it for you guys, so it's a shame if we don't go.
[12:51] Kerioyl
    Truly a shame.
[12:53] Filmina
    All right. Let's go help on the front lines.
[12:57] Filmina
    But only if Miss Lammis consents.
[13:01] Kerioyl
    Yeah, I hear you!
[13:03] Kerioyl
    Spend all your time worrying over details,
    and it'll give you more wrinkles.
[13:07] Kerioyl
    Let's just take it easy.
[13:10] protagonist
    Vice Captain Filmina,
    feel free to take a swing at him.
[13:14] Filmina
    On that note, what say you, Miss Lammis?
[13:18] Kerioyl
    Let's go! Let's fight!
[13:22] Kerioyl
    I bet you want some combat action too, right?
[13:25] Kerioyl
    That's cold.
[13:26] Lammis
    Well...
[13:28] Lammis
    If they're having a hard time
    at the front, I'd like to help!
[13:32] Kerioyl
    That's a wise decision.
[13:35] Lammis
    You okay with that, Boxxo?
[13:37] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[13:45] Kerioyl
    Takes care of them!
[13:47] wounded guy
    Shit...
[13:49] wounded guy
    Ow...
[13:50] Lammis
    We've got to carry all
    our wounded in the wagon.
[13:53] Lammis
    You okay?
[13:55] wounded A
    Y-Yeah.
[13:56] protagonist
    I don't like not being able
    to help at times like this.
[14:01] protagonist
    Can't I do something?
[14:02] protagonist
    I know!
[14:07] Shui
    What's this?
[14:08] Boxxo
    You might win an extra item!
[14:10] Lammis
    You want to give that to our wounded?
[14:13] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[14:14] protagonist
    I'll at least provide some sports drinks.
[14:17] Lammis
    Feel free to drink as much as you like.
[14:20] wounded B
    Sure.
[14:21] wounded B
    Thank you.
[14:25] wounded B
    That's good!
[14:26] wounded C
    Yeah, a life saver.
[14:27] Lammis
    Way to go, Boxxo!
[14:29] Boxxo
    Thank you very much.
[14:31] Director Bear
    Thanks for the help, Kerioyl.
[14:34] Director Bear
    Just what I'd expect from
    the Menagerie of Fools.
[14:37] protagonist
    Menagerie of Fools?
    That's a weird name for a group.
[14:41] Kerioyl
    We had too much time on our hands.
[14:44] Kerioyl
    Maybe you didn't need the help?
[14:45] Director Bear
    I appreciate the cooperation.
[14:48] Director Bear
    Thanks to that, we managed to subdue them.
[14:51] Director Bear
    However, there were easily more than
    twice as many frog fiends as expected.
[14:56] Kerioyl
    I can only think of one reason.
[15:00] Lammis
    What does it mean?
[15:03] Director Bear
    This is merely speculation, but there's a
    good chance a king frog fiend has arisen.
[15:08] Lammis
    A king frog fiend?!
[15:10] protagonist
    What's that?
[15:12] protagonist
    Sounds strong, based on the name.
[15:14] Director Bear
    Kerioyl, you've been asked to act as guards,
[15:18] Director Bear
    but if a king frog fiend has
    appeared, that changes things.
[15:22] Director Bear
    My only choice is to ask for your assistance.
[15:25] Kerioyl
    Sure, leave it to Menagerie of Fools.
[15:30] Director Bear
    I appreciate that.
[15:32] Director Bear
    Lammis, can I ask you both to remain here
[15:34] Director Bear
    and provide food for the
    wounded and the hunters?
[15:38] Lammis
    Sure! Boxxo and I have it covered!
[15:46] hunter A
    Hey! Could someone come
    help tend to the wounded?
[15:49] Lammis
    I'll do it!
[15:51] Lammis
    Boxxo, I'll leave you alone for a bit.
     Don't cry because you're lonely!
[15:56] Boxxo
    I look forward to your next use.
[15:58] Lammis
    What gives?
[16:00] Lammis
    Don't look at me later if you do get lonely.
[16:03] protagonist
    We might look like lovers if I were
    flesh and blood, but I'm inorganic.
[16:11] Gugoyle
    Now, then...
[16:13] protagonist
    Who's this guy?
[16:17] protagonist
    Whoa, whoa, whoa!
    Are you trying to steal my money?!
[16:19] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[16:21] Gugoyle
    L-Listen, you!
[16:22] Gugoyle
    Keep quiet if you don't
    want to get destroyed!
[16:26] Gugoyle
    That's more like it.
[16:32] Gugoyle
    Hot!
[16:35] protagonist
    How about some red-hot corn soup?
[16:38] Gugoyle
    Screw you, you dumbass box!
[16:42] Gugoyle
    I'll bust you open!
[16:47] Lammis
    What do you think you're doing to Boxxo?
[16:50] Gugoyle
    S-Stop it!
[16:55] Lammis
    Don't cause any more trouble.
[16:59] protagonist
    You reap what you sow.
[17:15] hunter C
    It's the king frog fiend!
    What the hell's it doing over here?!
[17:19] hunter D
    And it looks pissed!
[17:21] hunter E
    Retreat! All hands, retreat!
[17:22] Boxxo
    Too bad. Too bad.
[17:24] Lammis
    Y-You're right. I need to calm down.
[17:27] Lammis
    Boxxo, let's get out of here too!
[17:30] wagoner
    Shit! The unasusu are rooted to the spot!
[17:33] wounded A
    They must be afraid of that thing!
[17:35] wounded A
    Come on, move!
[17:42] Lammis
    It'll be okay.
[17:47] protagonist
    That's what I thought she'd do.
[17:50] wounded D
    Wh-Why'd you let them run off?!
    Are you telling us to die?!
[17:54] Lammis
    I'll pull it in their place!
[18:00] wounded A
    Say what?!
[18:01] wagoner
    We're moving!
[18:05] protagonist
    Now what? What should I do?!
[18:07] protagonist
    Just withstand its attacks with a barrier?!
[18:11] protagonist
    But while I might be able to save Lammis,
    I can't also save the wounded!
[18:19] protagonist
    Don't I have some way to slow it down?!
[18:22] protagonist
    Some item that will buy
    time or get in its way?!
[18:26] protagonist
    Damn it, something! Something!
SIGN    Apple Juice
    Orange Juice
    Apple Juice
    Orange Juice
    Grape Juice
    Pineapple Juice
    Tomato Juice
    Honey Lemon
    Energy Drink
    Soda Pop
    Ramune
    Cola
    Diet Cola
    Zero Calorie Cola
[18:29] protagonist
    Wait a minute! I can use this!
[18:38] Boxxo
    Thank you very much.
[18:39] Lammis
    What? Are you saying to use that item?
[18:43] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[18:45] Lammis
    You must have some plan!
[18:48] wounded A
    I don't get it, but I'll take this!
[18:50] protagonist
    Now to buy a new function: form change!
[19:01] Lammis
    Huh?! Boxxo's all rounded now!
[19:03] protagonist
    That makes it sound like my
    personality was too harsh...
[19:10] Lammis
    You want me to take this too, right?
[19:13] protagonist
    So far, so good. Now comes the hard part.
[19:16] protagonist
    How do I get her to understand?
[19:19] Boxxo
    Please insert coins.
[19:21] Boxxo
    Please insert coins.
[19:23] Boxxo
    Please insert coins.
[19:23] Lammis
    I need to put in coins, even after
     all this stuff came out?!
[19:27] Boxxo
    Too bad.
[19:28] Boxxo
    Please insert coins.
[19:30] Boxxo
    Please insert coins.
[19:31] Lammis
    Wh-What do you mean?!
[19:33] protagonist
    To say I'm not explaining
    enough is an understatement.
[19:36] protagonist
    But there's nothing else I can do!
[19:40] wounded A
    Lammis, maybe it's broken!
[19:44] Lammis
    That's not true!
[19:45] Lammis
    I'm sure Boxxo is desperately
    trying to tell me something!
[19:50] protagonist
    She believes in me, and she's
    trying to piece it together!
[19:53] protagonist
    Lammis trusts me this much, but still...
[19:56] Lammis
    So I don't put coins in here?
[20:03] Gugoyle
    What is that?! Untie my ropes!
[20:06] Gugoyle
    I don't plan on dying with you guys!
[20:08] wounded D
    Shut up!
[20:10] Gugoyle
    What's this paper?
[20:12] Gugoyle
    C-Can't breathe! Water, water!
[20:15] wounded C
    Drink some of this!
[20:20] Lammis
    Maybe...
[20:26] wounded A
    What?! It blew up!
[20:28] wounded C
    My eyes sting!
[20:29] protagonist
    Yes! This is the phenomenon that
    went viral on video sharing sites!
[20:34] protagonist
    If you put a specific candy into cola,
    the contents will gush out all at once!
[20:39] Lammis
    I get it! Just put this candy into here!
[20:42] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[20:44] Lammis
    Everyone help out!
[20:49] Lammis
    Ready!
[20:50] wounded A/B/C/D
    Ready!
[20:55] Lammis
    Get it right in the eyes!
[21:01] Kerioyl
    So this is where it was!
[21:02] Director Bear
    Lend Lammis and Boxxo a hand!
[21:05] Filmina
    Understood.
[21:05] Shui
    On it!
[21:15] wounded
    Yeah!
[21:15] Lammis
    We did it!
[21:18] wounded A
    It was thanks to you, Boxxo!
[21:20] Boxxo
    I look forward to your next use.
[21:25] Director Bear
    Lammis, rein it in a little.
    I was scared to death.
[21:30] Lammis
    I'm sorry, Director.
[21:32] Director Bear
    Well, it was our error that
    exposed your group to danger.
[21:38] Director Bear
    I apologize.
[21:39] Lammis
    N-Not at all! I'm the one who's
    sorry for going out on a limb!
[21:44] protagonist
    The bear and the girl are
    busily bowing to each other.
[21:48] protagonist
    It's a surreal, but heartwarming sight.
[21:51] Director Bear
    Well done, everyone! Let's head for home.
[21:55] Director Bear
    But until we reach the village,
    the campaign continues.
[21:59] Director Bear
    Stay on your toes.
[22:00] Lammis/hunters
    Yes, sir!
[23:34] Boxxo
    Thank you very much.
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    Rebuilding
[23:37] Boxxo
    I look forward to your next use.
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