E6 - The Fighting Vending Machine

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[00:03] Hulemy
    Long ago, a small village was
    attacked and wiped out by monsters.
[00:07] Hulemy
    Lammis and I are among the few survivors.
[00:12] Hulemy
    We both ended up losing our parents.
[00:15] Hulemy
    Lammis had her strength then,
[00:18] Hulemy
    but she was too scared to do anything,
    and she's regretted it ever since.
[00:23] protagonist
    I didn't know Lammis was harboring
    such a bitter memory.
[00:28] protagonist
    Once spring arrives, the hunters
    will become active again.
[00:33] protagonist
    Next time, I'll protect Lammis.
[00:43] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[00:46] Karios
    Sure is cold, though.
[00:48] Karios
    I should've worn an additional scarf.
[00:51] Gorth
    That one's a gaudy color.
[00:52] Karios
    Red's my lucky color!
[00:55] Boxxo
    Hello there.
SIGN    Oden
[00:57] Karios
    Nice and hot again today!
[00:59] Gorth
    All you ever buy is stewed stuff.
[01:02] Karios
    So what?
[01:03] Karios
    This stuff's my absolute favorite!
[01:07] Karios
    Catch you later, Boxxo.
[01:09] Gorth
    We appreciate it.
[01:10] Boxxo
    Thank you very much.
SIGN    Reborn as a Vending Machine, I Now Wander the Dungeon
SIGN    The Fighting Vending Machine
[02:48] Karios
    You know?!
[02:48] Karios
    I wish you could have seen
    their faces when it hap—
[02:49] Munami
    Thank you!
[02:52] Karios
    Wh-What a coincidence!
[02:54] Karios
    I was just headed over to your shop!
[02:57] clerk
    I-Is that so?
[02:59] clerk
    I'm on my way back there, too.
[03:03] clerk
    Uh, y-your scarf is a pretty color...
[03:07] Karios
    Y-Yeah, I like red...
[03:10] Gorth
    Why not offer to carry her things?
[03:13] Karios
    Y-You're right.
[03:14] Karios
    If you'd like.
[03:16] clerk
    Th-Thank you!
[03:22] clerk
    Here I am again, dressed in
    your favorite color today.
[03:27] clerk
    Yet all I can do is gaze as you walk away.
[03:30] protagonist
    Alrighty!
[03:35] clerk
    What's this?
[03:38] clerk
    A vegetable?
[03:41] clerk
    Is it all right for me to take it?
[03:43] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[03:50] clerk
    Now it's eggs.
SIGN    THE KONJAC
SIGN    Fishcake Friends
SIGN    Heaven's Stock
[03:57] clerk
    Um, what's this?
SIGN    Heaven's Stock
[04:00] protagonist
    Soup stock, made from flying fish.
[04:03] clerk
    What am I, um, supposed to do with all this?
SIGN    The Blessings of Oden
     Oden
[04:10] clerk
    You're telling me to stew
    these ingredients together!
[04:14] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[04:15] clerk
    Thank you so much!
[04:17] clerk
    I know I can get his attention with this!
[04:22] protagonist
    Say what?!
[04:23] Karios
    Gorth! Boxxo! Love is the best!
[04:26] Karios
    Every day seems to sparkle!
[04:28] Karios
    She cooked for me again yesterday,
    and it's unbelievably good!
SIGN    Oden
[04:36] Karios
    What, Boxxo? Are we celebrating
    with one on the house?
[04:41] Karios
    Hot!
[04:43] protagonist
    Eat it while it's hot*, why don'cha!
[04:52] Lammis
    Boxxo, we're back!
[04:54] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[04:56] Hulemy
    It's warm today, so we might as
    well have some cold bubbly stuff.
[05:05] Lammis
    We're setting out tomorrow, Boxxo. Okay?
[05:08] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[05:09] Hulemy
    Oh, your outing with
    the Menagerie of Fools starts tomorrow.
[05:14] Lammis
    Yeah, they said we're going to go
    check on the crocodile fiends.
[05:18] Hulemy
    Crocodile fiends, huh?
[05:21] Hulemy
    They're one of the three big monster factions
     that inhabit the Clearflow Lake stratum.
[05:26] Lammis
    We ended up defeating the frog
    fiends and two-headed snakes,
[05:28] Lammis
    so it looks like we're going to see if
    the crocodile fiends over-multiplied.
[05:31] Lammis
    But any culling would have
    to wait, apparently.
[05:34] Hulemy
    It's true that not looking
    into it would be dangerous.
[05:37] Hulemy
    A king frog fiend appeared,
    and even a giant two-headed snake.
[05:42] Hulemy
    Something strange might be
    going on in this stratum.
[05:46] Hulemy
    Lammis, get away from there
    if things get dicey.
[05:49] Lammis
    Sure. If it gets dangerous,
    I'll run for it with Boxxo.
[05:53] Lammis
    Right?
[05:54] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[05:55] protagonist
    Yeah, never fear. I'll protect Lammis.
[06:02] Kerioyl
    Oh, here they come.
[06:04] Lammis
    Thanks for waiting, guys!
[06:06] Shui
    Lammis, Boxxo, here we go again!
[06:09] Aka
    You're a welcome sight!
[06:11] Shiro
    Yeah!
[06:12] Lammis
    Glad to be here!
[06:14] Karios
    Lammis! Boxxo!
[06:16] Karios
    Be careful out there.
[06:18] Lammis
    We will.
[06:19] Kerioyl
    Okay, time to go!
[06:22] Kerioyl
    Lammis and Boxxo, you can ride, too.
[06:24] Lammis
    No, I'll just walk like
    this. It's good training.
[06:28] Hulemy
    I'll be happy to take your place, then.
[06:33] Lammis
    You're coming too, Hulemy?
[06:35] Hulemy
    Sure.
[06:35] Hulemy
    If it's an ecological survey, shouldn't you
     have someone well-informed along?
[06:40] Hulemy
    Director Bear himself hired me to go.
[06:44] protagonist
    Did she keep it under wraps*
    just to surprise us?
[06:47] protagonist
    Well, things should be okay with
    the Menagerie of Fools along.
[06:52] Kerioyl
    Gotta love this weather.
[06:54] Kerioyl
    To be honest, it's not my style to live
    behind a stockade in town.
[06:59] Kerioyl
    I'll waste away if I don't take
    a breather outside now and then.
[07:03] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[07:05] Shui
    Anyone ready for a break?
[07:08] Shui
    I'm famished.
[07:18] Lammis
    Th-Thank you!
[07:20] Kerioyl
    No prob.
[07:24] Lammis
    Maybe I should do something, too.
[07:26] Lammis
    I could try throwing rocks.
[07:28] protagonist
    Throwing, huh?
[07:30] protagonist
    That'd put her excessive
    strength to good use.
[07:34] Hulemy
    Lammis.
[07:38] Lammis
    This is that bubbly drink.
[07:40] Lammis
    The container's harder than usual.
[07:43] Hulemy
    Isn't he telling you to throw that?
[07:45] Lammis
    Of course!
[07:51] Hulemy
    Wow, that got some serious distance.
[07:54] Lammis
    I can't stand it!
[08:01] Shui
    Getting to eat all this
    good stuff on a campaign?
[08:04] Shui
    I'm glad I took part!
[08:07] Filmina
    Looks like thanks to Boxxo, we aren't going
    to have to worry about running out of food.
[08:12] Aka
    This time we won't have to catch
    monsters and roast them whole!
[08:15] Shiro
    Good! I'm so glad!
[08:19] Hulemy
    Excuse me, I'll be back.
[08:22] Lammis
    Be careful.
[08:25] Hulemy
    Are you going to show us
    some new function again?
SIGN    Emergency
    Stockpile
[08:28] Boxxo
    Hello there.
SIGN    Emergency
     Stockpile
[08:29] Hulemy
    Something's been added onto your side.
[08:32] Hulemy
    Is this a foldable chair?
[08:35] Hulemy
    What's the hole for?
[08:38] Hulemy
    This bag fits right into the chair hole!
[08:41] Hulemy
    That just leaves how to use this.
[08:47] Hulemy
    A tent just big enough for one person...
[08:50] Hulemy
    And a chair with a hole and a bag...
[08:53] Hulemy
    Is this a toilet?!
[08:55] Lammis
    Toilet?
[08:56] protagonist
    Yes! It's a simple toilet, installed
    on the sides of vending machines
[09:00] protagonist
    as a disaster management service!
[09:02] Hulemy
    I get it.
[09:03] Hulemy
    This way, nobody will see you,
[09:06] Hulemy
    and if you close the bag once you're
    done, the stink won't get out.
[09:09] Filmina
    Is that true?!
[09:11] Hulemy
    Right, Boxxo?
[09:12] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[09:14] Filmina
    What a big help!
[09:16] Kerioyl
    How about it?
[09:18] Kerioyl
    It's because I talked Boxxo into coming
    that you can use these conveniences.
[09:23] Kerioyl
    Go on, sing my praises!
[09:26] Filmina
    You don't get credit on account
    of Boxxo being amazing.
[09:30] Kerioyl
    Ouch.
[09:35] Kerioyl
    We're in their territory now,
    so you guys stay on guard.
[09:39] Aka
    Then you should keep watch too, Captain.
[09:42] Kerioyl
    Screw that.
[09:43] Shiro
    Wanna poke him from below with a spear?
[09:46] protagonist
    I think you should!
[09:47] Filmina
    Captain, please come down.
[09:49] Filmina
    We want do discuss how
    we're going to proceed.
[09:52] Kerioyl
    If you insist.
[09:55] Kerioyl
    Aka and Shiro, you guys go scouting.
[09:57] Aka
    All right, fine.
[10:00] protagonist
    He wants those two to handle recon?
[10:03] Shiro
    Okay, let's get going.
[10:03] protagonist
    By all appearances, they look more like the
    guys in a group who are the life of the party.
[10:05] Aka
    This'll be a breeze.
[10:12] protagonist
    This just goes to show you shouldn't
    judge people by their appearances.
[10:17] Kerioyl
    Might as well wait and take it easy.
[10:20] Kerioyl
    Boxxo, you got any tasty snacks?
[10:23] Filmina
    Some of that sweetened tea for me.
[10:25] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[10:28] Aka
    We're back!
[10:30] Shiro
    Just now!
[10:31] Kerioyl
    Hey, good work.
[10:33] Kerioyl
    Take a break, then report.
[10:35] Shiro/Aka
    Yes, sir!
[10:39] Shiro
    Let's see. Was it about two
    hours northeast of here, Aka?
[10:44] Aka
    That's right, Shiro.
[10:45] Aka
    There's a small marsh, without about
    thirty of them splashing around.
[10:49] Kerioyl
    Thirty? How big is that
    for a typical group?
[10:53] Hulemy
    They range from ten to fifty at the most.
[10:56] Hulemy
    Thirty means a mid-sized group.
[10:59] Hulemy
    How tall were they?
[11:00] Hulemy
    Um, on their hind legs,
    maybe about as tall as us.
[11:05] Shiro
    Yeah, about the same.
[11:07] Hulemy
    That's smaller than usual.
[11:09] Hulemy
    Have they been short on food,
    since they can't attack frog fiends?
[11:13] Kerioyl
    Aren't crocodile fiends the most
    vicious of the three major groups?
[11:19] Kerioyl
    If frog fiend numbers increased lately,
    wouldn't they be happy since that means more food?
[11:25] Hulemy
    That's because of that
    recent king frog fiend.
[11:29] Hulemy
    They're certainly absurdly strong
    in battle, but they also lead well.
[11:33] Hulemy
    Small groups and individuals
    tend to gather to them.
[11:37] protagonist
    No wonder we had to be so
    careful dealing with them.
[11:40] Kerioyl
    If it's not a big group,
    why not just leave them be?
[11:44] Filmina
    Captain, crocodile fiends are carnivorous.
[11:47] Filmina
    What do you think they'll attack
    to satisfy their hunger?
[11:50] Kerioyl
    Humans...
[11:53] Kerioyl
    Still though, this job only
    involves information gathering.
[11:57] Kerioyl
    We don't need to go killing them.
[11:59] Filmina
    Crocodile fiend materials
    fetch a high price!
[12:02] Filmina
    Now's our chance, while they've been weakened!
[12:04] Aka
    The vice captain changes completely
    when money is involved.
[12:04] Kerioyl
    Yeah, but there's still risk involved,
    and we should make sure we're prepared.
[12:08] Shiro
    She usually has such a cool head, too.
[12:11] protagonist
    Is Vice Captain Filmina a miser?
[12:15] protagonist
    No, look at her captain.
    Money's probably a big challenge.
[12:19] Kerioyl
    Then I guess we'll go put them down.
[12:21] Kerioyl
    We usually attack at night.
[12:24] Hulemy
    I'd avoid that.
[12:26] Hulemy
    Crocodile fiends are nocturnal.
[12:28] Hulemy
    They're more ferocious at night.
[12:30] Lammis
    Oh, is that so?
[12:30] protagonist
    Oh, is that so?
[12:33] protagonist
    Lammis and I overlapped.
[12:35] Kerioyl
    Then we'll get plenty of rest
    tonight and move in the morning.
[12:39] Kerioyl
    I'm countin' on all of you!
[12:41] Aka/Shiro/Lammis/Shui
    Yeah!
[12:52] Hulemy
    Once the fighting starts,
    I'll have nothing to do.
[12:55] Hulemy
    Lammis, don't take too many chances.
[12:57] Lammis
    Sure.
[12:58] Hulemy
    Boxxo, if things get bad,
    protect Lammis for me.
[13:02] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[13:04] Lammis
    I'm relying on you, Boxxo.
[13:07] Hulemy
    I wish I could help somehow, too.
[13:10] Hulemy
    When it comes to crocodile
    fiend weaknesses—
[13:14] Hulemy
    What's up, Boxxo?
SIGN    Automatic Ice Machine
    
    For inquires, contact
    Iceberg Ice Machines, Inc.
[13:16] Hulemy
    You're using a weird form again.
[13:22] Hulemy
    What's this?
[13:23] Lammis
    Wow, it's cold!
[13:26] Hulemy
    That's ice, isn't it?
[13:29] Lammis
    But what's he doing, dispensing ice?
[13:32] Hulemy
    He's telling us to use it
    for the crocodile hunt.
[13:35] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[13:37] Hulemy
    Boxxo, can you dispense a
    ridiculous amount of this ice?
[13:41] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[13:43] Hulemy
    Looks like this will turn
    out to be interesting.
[13:46] Boxxo
    You might win an extra item!
[13:48] Lammis
    Come on, tell me so I understand, too!
[13:56] Aka
    Captain!
[13:58] Aka
    The crocodile fiends have come ashore!
[14:01] Shiro
    They were shivering like they were cold!
[14:03] Kerioyl
    Good work.
[14:04] Kerioyl
    Looks like it worked as planned.
[14:07] Kerioyl
    Vice Captain, is it possible to
    obstruct their view with fog magic?
[14:12] Filmina
    Covering the entire marsh
    with fog is too difficult.
[14:15] Kerioyl
    What to do, then?
[14:18] Kerioyl
    We could split them into groups...
[14:22] Kerioyl
    What is it, Boxxo?!
[14:25] Lammis
    What's this shape? I've never seen it.
[14:29] Kerioyl
    What's that? It's awful cloudy to be ice.
[14:32] Kerioyl
    Is it like hardened snow?
[14:35] Boxxo
    Too bad.
[14:37] Lammis
    Captain, I think maybe
    he's saying, "Don't touch."
[14:41] Hulemy
    Maybe it's dangerous to touch it barehanded.
[14:44] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[14:45] Kerioyl
    S-Sure...
[14:49] Kerioyl
    Say what?!
[14:50] Kerioyl
    It's giving off a fog!
[14:52] Filmina
    That's amazing, Boxxo!
[14:54] Filmina
    Combined with my magic, we can
    cover the entire marsh with fog.
[14:58] Kerioyl
    Not bad, Boxxo! I knew
    I picked the right magic item.
[15:03] Filmina
    He's more useful than you are, Captain.
[15:09] Filmina
    Captain, stop moping and give us orders.
[15:14] Kerioyl
    Just go pick them off one by one.
[15:16] Kerioyl
    Your useless captain's going to help
    himself to sweetened tea while he watches.
[15:22] Lammis
    Well, I'm going to go, but Boxxo
    needs to keep dumping that stuff.
[15:29] Lammis
    Will you be okay without me?
[15:31] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[15:32] Hulemy
    Go on, and be careful.
[15:34] Hulemy
    If it gets dangerous, come back right away.
[15:37] Lammis
    Sure!
[15:39] Lammis
    Okay, we'll be back!
[15:41] Hulemy
    Yep!
[15:43] Hulemy
    Well, the Menagerie of Fools
    are a bunch of master hunters.
[15:47] Hulemy
    I'm sure they know when it's
    too dangerous to stick around.
[15:50] Hulemy
    Boxxo, I want to talk to you for a bit.
[15:53] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[15:54] Hulemy
    I accepted this job straight
    from the director.
[15:59] Hulemy
    But what he wanted me to do was go find out
    why things are awry in Clearflow Lake stratum.
[16:05] Hulemy
    I don't think you know this, but each
    stratum has a being called a "lord."
[16:11] Hulemy
    It will appear on rare occasions,
    but nobody knows what triggers it.
[16:15] Hulemy
    It's been known to take years, even decades.
[16:19] protagonist
    That must be the boss character, like you
    often see on each level of a dungeon.
[16:23] Hulemy
    Looks like the director thinks these
    disturbances might mean the revival of the lord.
[16:29] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[16:31] Hulemy
    You know, there's a rumor that if you defeat
    a lord, you'll get a superb treasure.
[16:36] Hulemy
    Well, in any case, we're never going
    to hit the jackpot on our first try.
[16:42] Hulemy
    What's this sound?
[16:46] Hulemy
    No way!
[16:58] Hulemy
    What's with this timing?!
    The damn lord's here?!
[17:03] Hulemy
    Shit! There's even stratum split!
[17:06] protagonist
    Stratum split?
[17:07] protagonist
    I don't know what that is, but I can
    tell something bad is happening!
[17:11] Hulemy
    Where's Lammis?!
[17:12] Kerioyl
    She's just unconscious!
[17:14] Kerioyl
    Hulemy, grab hold of my hand!
[17:16] Hulemy
    What about Boxxo?!
    You're saying leave him here?!
[17:21] Hulemy
    Boxxo, what's the big idea?!
[17:27] Kerioyl
    Sorry, Boxxo! We'll come back for you!
[17:30] Hulemy
    Get your damn hands off me!
[17:32] Hulemy
    Boxxo!
[17:34] Boxxo
    I look forward to your next use.
[17:36] protagonist
    Okay.
[17:37] protagonist
    Form change!
[17:42] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[17:43] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[17:45] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[17:46] protagonist
    Raise durability by 100 to 200!
[17:48] protagonist
    Raise toughness by 30 to 50!
[17:51] protagonist
    Might not make much difference, though!
[17:58] audio guide
    Points decreased by 1,000.
[18:00] protagonist
    One thousand?!
[18:01] protagonist
    That must mean, I use up a lot of points
[18:04] protagonist
    when I get hit with an attack
    stronger than the barrier.
[18:06] protagonist
    If that hit me without the barrier,
    there wouldn't be even a trace left!
[18:10] protagonist
    Which makes it even more important
    I don't let it go after the group!
[18:19] protagonist
    I'll use the barrier to expel
    these fried-chicken lunches!
[18:29] protagonist
    Good, it took the bait!
[18:31] protagonist
    In that case, here's a ton of them!
SIGN    Deep-Fried Chicken
[18:39] Boxxo
    Hello there.
[18:54] protagonist
    Okay.
[18:59] protagonist
    So, this is its stomach.
[19:03] protagonist
    My points are dropping in a hurry!
[19:05] protagonist
    Which means I don't have much time.
[19:08] protagonist
    So I'll start right in on being a pain!
SIGN    Completely gets rid
    of any and all stains
[19:15] protagonist
    I'll use the barrier!
[19:18] protagonist
    Look at 'em go.
[19:20] protagonist
    I'll give your stomach a good cleanse!
[19:28] protagonist
    That's having quite an effect.
[19:30] protagonist
    But it'll only give it a stomachache!
[19:32] protagonist
    It won't be enough to finish it off.
[19:36] protagonist
    Now I'm a gas vending machine! You sometimes
    see these around old inns and dorms.
[19:40] protagonist
    I only have one goal for changing into this!
[19:44] protagonist
    First, I'll fill the barrier with lots
    of gas, then release it outside!
[19:54] protagonist
    The problem is fire.
[19:55] protagonist
    I'll change into the mode
    where I warm up frozen food,
SIGN    Imagawayaki
SIGN    Yakisoba
[19:59] protagonist
    then replenish an item into
    my internal microwave!
[20:02] protagonist
    Can I manage to put just one item
    in there, like how I normally replenish?
[20:07] protagonist
    This vending machine is my body.
[20:10] protagonist
    I've been with it for months now!
[20:12] protagonist
    I can handle this!
[20:14] protagonist
    Please, work!
[20:17] protagonist
    Good!
[20:18] protagonist
    Now a towel and a newspaper, the same way!
SIGN    Kokuuma Cream of Corn Soup
[20:23] protagonist
    And now, the forbidden step!
[20:26] protagonist
    Heating a can in a microwave!
[20:38] audio guide
    Ten damage. Durability decreased by ten.
[20:41] protagonist
    And then, I expel these
    three items from the barrier!
[20:47] protagonist
    I look forward to your next use.
[21:05] protagonist
    Ow!
[21:09] protagonist
    Where'd it go?!
[21:12] protagonist
    Those look like the eight-legged
    crocodile's bones.
[21:25] protagonist
    Is this the superb treasure
    Hulemy was talking about?
[21:29] protagonist
    Might as well take—
[21:32] protagonist
    W-W-Wait a minute!
[21:34] protagonist
    Is this that "stratum split" thing?!
[21:36] protagonist
    Hello!
[21:37] protagonist
    Is anyone around with the Blessing of Might?!
[21:39] protagonist
    Are there any customers strong enough to
    easily carry around a vending machine?!
[21:53] protagonist
    During this desperate situation,
    an image came to mind...
[22:00] protagonist
    That of Lammis crying.
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    The Voracious Devils
[23:35] Boxxo
    Thank you very much.
[23:37] Boxxo
    I look forward to your next use.