# E1 - The Vending Machine Travels
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GD9UV8MKQ/the-vending-machine-travels)
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**[00:04] protagonist**
*Where am I?*
**[00:10] protagonist**
*A lake? What am I doing at a lake?*
**[00:13] protagonist**
*I was...*
**[00:16] protagonist**
*That's right!*
**[00:23] protagonist**
*Oh no! That vending machine's in trouble!*
**[00:34] protagonist**
* I was sure I had died,*
* but it looks like I'm alive.*
**[00:39] protagonist**
*Anyway, I need to...*
**[00:40] protagonist**
*Huh?*
**[00:42] protagonist**
*Huh?*
**[00:43] protagonist**
*What, my body won't move?!*
**[00:45] protagonist**
*Hey, somebody!*
**[00:46] Boxxo**
*Hello there.*
**[00:48] protagonist**
*Was that my voice just now?*
**[00:50] protagonist**
*Wait, wait, calm down!*
**[00:52] Boxxo**
*Thank you very much.*
**[00:54] protagonist**
*That's my voice, all right!*
**[00:56] Boxxo**
*I look forward to your next use.*
**[00:58] protagonist**
*And I've heard these words countless times.*
***SIGN*** Kokuuma Cream of Corn Soup
**[01:03] Boxxo**
*You might win an extra item!*
**[01:05] protagonist**
* I'm a fan of any and all*
* vending machines ever made.*
**[01:08] protagonist**
* Everyone knows it's my passion.*
* I'd never mistake that sound!*
**[01:13] protagonist**
*This means...*
**[01:15] protagonist**
*I've turned into a vending machine!*
***SIGN*** Reborn as a Vending Machine,
I Now Wander the Dungeon
***SIGN*** The Vending Machine Travels
**[01:26] protagonist**
* Have I been reborn as a vending*
* machine after my death?!*
**[01:31] protagonist**
*Oh, no way.*
**[01:32] protagonist**
* No matter how gaga I was for them,*
* such a thing could never...*
**[01:38] protagonist**
*W-Wonderful!*
**[01:42] protagonist**
*No matter how you look at it,
I* have *to be a vending machine!*
**[01:45] protagonist**
*My stuff is also reasonably priced!*
**[01:48] protagonist**
* My white, perfectly rectangular body*
* is both elegant and functional!*
***SIGN*** Megumi Natural Water
**[01:53] protagonist**
*Never mind that!*
**[01:55] protagonist**
*This is crazy, impossible!*
**[01:56] protagonist**
*Being reborn as a vending machine is the worst!*
**[01:59] protagonist**
*Or not.*
**[02:01] protagonist**
* Being reborn as the thing I loved.*
* Could this be divine compassion?*
**[02:06] protagonist**
*Well, at this point I am what I am.*
**[02:09] protagonist**
* Honestly, that it doesn't bother me*
* much is the sad side of my fandom.*
**[02:14] Boxxo**
*Hello there.*
**[02:15] Boxxo**
*Thank you very much.*
**[02:17] Boxxo**
*I look forward to your next use.*
**[02:19] Boxxo**
*You might win an extra item!*
**[02:21] Boxxo**
*Too bad.*
**[02:22] Boxxo**
*You win!*
**[02:24] Boxxo**
*Please insert coins.*
**[02:26] protagonist**
*That's everything I can say?*
**[02:28] protagonist**
*I wonder what else I can do.*
**[02:31] protagonist**
* You're a vending machine.*
* Believe. Assume the role.*
**[02:34] protagonist**
*You've got to be able to operate yourself!*
**[02:36] protagonist**
*Understand your own body!*
***SIGN*** (Cold) Mineral Water ¥130 100-count
(Warm) Corn Soup ¥100 100-count
**[02:40] protagonist**
*Oh, in my brain...*
**[02:41] protagonist**
*Uh, guess I don't have a brain.*
**[02:43] protagonist**
*In my head, some text and numbers popped up.*
**[02:46] protagonist**
* These are the goods I'm currently*
* selling. Only two types?*
***SIGN*** (Cold) Mineral Water ¥130 100-count
(Warm) Corn Soup ¥100 100-count
**[02:50] audio guide**
*To change types, please spend points.*
***SIGN*** Keep Cold • Keep Warm
**[02:54] protagonist**
*Change? I can change what I'm selling?*
**[02:57] protagonist**
*What points? Oh, where it says "PT"!*
**[03:00] audio guide**
*Points are converted from money,*
**[03:03] audio guide**
* and spending points enables the*
* replenishment and changing of goods,*
**[03:07] audio guide**
*and the acquisition of new functions.*
**[03:09] protagonist**
*That makes sense.*
**[03:11] protagonist**
*I found out more by investigating further.*
**[03:14] protagonist**
* Spending these point things not only*
* lets me keep items cold or warm,*
**[03:18] protagonist**
* it also lets me do things like warm up*
* frozen food, and add hot water to cup ramen.*
**[03:23] protagonist**
* I might as well try out my functions,*
* and check what other items I can sell.*
***SIGN*** Investigate
***SIGN*** Sleep
***SIGN*** Conserve Power
***SIGN*** Inspect
***SIGN*** Goods
***SIGN*** Inventory
***SIGN*** Status
***SIGN*** (Cold)
Mineral Water
***SIGN*** (Warm) Corn Soup
***SIGN*** (Warm) Sweet Sake
***SIGN*** (Warm) Canned Oden
***SIGN*** (Cold) Milk Tea
***SIGN*** (Warm) Milk Tea
***SIGN*** (Cold)
Royal Milk Tea
***SIGN*** (Warm)
Royal Milk Tea
***SIGN*** (Cold) Plain Tea
***SIGN*** (Warm) Plain Tea
**[03:29] protagonist**
* Oh! Looks like I have everything I would buy*
* from vending machines when I was alive!*
***SIGN*** (Cold) Mineral Water
(Warm) Corn Soup
(Warm) Sweet Sake
(Warm) Canned Oden
(Cold) Milk Tea
(Warm) Milk Tea
**[03:34] protagonist**
* I'll try spending ten points,*
* and switch to cold milk tea.*
***SIGN*** Megumi Natural Water
***SIGN*** Kocha Kadan
**[03:42] protagonist**
*Talk about convenient!*
***SIGN*** Keep Cold • Keep Warm
**[03:44] protagonist**
* ¥100 is good for the price. And it was*
* saying I can covert ¥100 into one point.*
***SIGN***
(Cold) Mineral Water ¥130 100-count
(Warm) Corn Soup ¥100 100-count
(Cold) Milk Tea ¥100 100-count
**[03:49] protagonist**
* Okay, might as well check*
* out my other functions!*
**[03:52] protagonist**
* And while doing so,*
* I realized one important thing.*
**[03:58] protagonist**
*My body does not run on electricity.*
**[04:00] protagonist**
* It looks like I consume*
* points to power myself instead.*
**[04:06] protagonist**
*One point an hour.*
***SIGN*** Hour
***SIGN*** Point
**[04:07] protagonist**
*So, I consume 24 points a day.*
***SIGN*** Day
***SIGN*** Points
**[04:10] protagonist**
*Which means I have to earn ¥2400 a day.*
***SIGN*** Yen
***SIGN*** Point
***SIGN*** Points
***SIGN*** Yen
**[04:15] protagonist**
* I still have over 900 points,*
* so I can run for a month,*
***SIGN*** Keep Cold • Keep Warm
**[04:20] protagonist**
* so I'd better not waste any*
* points until my income is steady.*
**[04:23] protagonist**
*Wait.*
**[04:25] protagonist**
*Will any customers even come here?*
**[04:33] protagonist**
*No one has come.*
***SIGN*** The Next Day
**[04:35] protagonist**
*All I'm doing is losing points!*
**[04:37] protagonist**
* At this rate, nobody will ever show up,*
* and I'll just stop functioning!*
**[04:45] protagonist**
*A frog?*
**[04:46] protagonist**
* But it's about as big as a human, it's wearing*
* what looks like armor, and it's holding...*
**[04:51] protagonist**
*I should probably be surprised,*
**[04:53] protagonist**
* but turning into a vending*
* machine kind of one-ups this.*
**[04:58] Boxxo**
*Hello there.*
**[05:02] protagonist**
*Uh, um...*
**[05:08] protagonist**
*Hey, stop that!*
***SIGN*** 3 damage!
Durability decreased by 3.
**[05:11] audio guide**
*Three damage. Durability decreased by three.*
**[05:15] protagonist**
*What's "durability"?!*
**[05:16] audio guide**
* If durability is exhausted, the vending*
* machine will break and become unusable.*
**[05:21] protagonist**
*So, it's like hit points in a game!*
**[05:23] protagonist**
*How much do I have now?!*
***SIGN*** Durability
***SIGN*** Toughness
***SIGN*** Strength
***SIGN*** Speed
***SIGN*** Dexterity
***SIGN*** Magic
**[05:25] protagonist**
*There it is! These must be my stats.*
**[05:28] protagonist**
* Everything but durability*
* and toughness is at 0!*
**[05:31] protagonist**
* Well, I guess a vending*
* machine wouldn't need those.*
**[05:35] protagonist**
*Wait, magic power?*
**[05:36] protagonist**
*Does magic exist in this world?*
**[05:38] audio guide**
* Durability can be restored*
* by spending points.*
**[05:42] protagonist**
* Oh, yeah?! In that case, I still have about*
* 900 points. Maybe I can get through this.*
**[05:49] protagonist**
*U-Uh-oh! I'm in it deep now!*
**[05:51] protagonist**
*If I get hit with that thing...*
**[05:53] protagonist**
*Maybe a function!*
**[05:54] protagonist**
*Are there any good functions I can add?!*
**[05:56] protagonist**
*Let's see.*
***SIGN*** Pour Hot Water
**[05:57] protagonist**
*"Pour hot water."*
***SIGN*** 2L Support
***SIGN*** Switch Design
***SIGN*** Transaction Fanfare
**[05:59] protagonist**
*"Transaction fanfare."*
***SIGN*** Boxed Goods Support
***SIGN*** Big Winner Roulette
**[06:01] protagonist**
*"Big winner roulette."*
***SIGN*** Change Paint Color
**[06:02] protagonist**
*I can't use any of these!*
***SIGN*** Vending Compartment Shock Absorber
**[06:03] protagonist**
* Isn't there some more groundbreaking*
* function that can get me out of this jam?!*
***SIGN*** Add Markings
**[06:07] audio guide**
*Two damage. Durability decreased by two.*
**[06:09] protagonist**
*Damn it! I need something else!*
**[06:10] audio guide**
*Four damage. Durability decreased by four.*
**[06:14] protagonist**
*"Blessing"? What's this?*
***SIGN*** Blessing
**[06:16] audio guide**
*A special power granted by a god.*
**[06:18] audio guide**
* You may acquire it without*
* spending a single point.*
**[06:21] protagonist**
* I don't really understand,*
* but it's like magic, right?*
**[06:25] protagonist**
*Okay, I choose that!*
***SIGN*** Visual Field Shift
Telepathy
Absorption
Robbery
Swordsmanship
Martial Arts
Bad Luck
***SIGN*** ???
Relocation
Summoning
Necromancy
Pseudo-Life Creation
???
???
???
***SIGN*** Erudition
Education
Memory Power
Durability
Originality
Taste Insensitivity
Makeup
Attentive Listening
**[06:27] protagonist**
* What would I do with swordsmanship*
* or martial arts?!*
***SIGN*** 2 damage!
Durability decreased by 2.
**[06:30] protagonist**
*I can't move my limbs!*
***SIGN*** 3 damage!
Durability decreased by 3.
**[06:31] protagonist**
*I don't even *have* limbs!*
***SIGN*** 3 damage!
Durability decreased by 3.
***SIGN*** 5 damage!
Durability decreased by 5.
**[06:32] protagonist**
*What else is there?!*
***SIGN*** Barrier
**[06:34] audio guide**
* "Barrier." An invisible barrier*
* is deployed around you.*
**[06:38] audio guide**
* You may choose what objects*
* can pass through it.*
**[06:41] protagonist**
*That's the one!*
**[06:49] Boxxo**
*You might win an extra item!*
**[06:53] protagonist**
*The invincible vending machine is born!*
**[06:57] Boxxo**
*I look forward to your next use.*
***SIGN*** Points reduced by 1.
***SIGN*** Points reduced by 1.
***SIGN*** Points reduced by 1.
***SIGN*** Points reduced by 1.
Points reduced by 1.
Points reduced by 1.
Points reduced by 1.
Points reduced by 1.
**[07:01] protagonist**
* Wait a minute, I'm leaking*
* points like a sieve!*
**[07:06] protagonist**
* I really think you guys*
* should give up! For reals!*
**[07:14] protagonist**
*Whew, I made it.*
**[07:17] protagonist**
*I might as well recover my durability.*
**[07:22] protagonist**
*There, full recovery.*
**[07:24] protagonist**
*I've got 311 points left.*
**[07:26] protagonist**
* I'll still last over ten days,*
* but unless somebody buys something,*
**[07:30] protagonist**
* my points will run out and*
* I'll stop functioning.*
**[07:32] protagonist**
*What happens at that point?*
**[07:34] protagonist**
*Will I die?*
**[07:35] protagonist**
* What a tragic new life...*
* or operating time, I guess.*
**[07:39] protagonist**
*Someone!*
**[07:40] protagonist**
*Someone, please show up!*
***SIGN*** Several Days Later...
**[07:46] protagonist**
* I wish I could have sold something at least*
* once as a vending machine before dying.*
**[07:50] Lammis**
I know you're there!
**[08:01] Lammis**
Huh?
**[08:02] Lammis**
I had a feeling they were here.
**[08:05] Lammis**
But I'm glad they're not!
**[08:07] Lammis**
I'm so hungry, I've got no strength left!
**[08:12] Lammis**
Why does this always happen to me?
**[08:14] Lammis**
I even dropped my food bag.
**[08:17] Lammis**
I'm sorry, Ma and Pa!
**[08:20] Lammis**
I wasn't cut out to be a hunter!
**[08:23] protagonist**
*Hunter? What's that about?*
**[08:25] Lammis**
I need to defeat some
frog fiends for their meat.
**[08:27] Lammis**
But my attacks don't hit when
I'm alone, and I'm exhausted!
**[08:32] Lammis**
Maybe if I had some food at least.
**[08:35] Lammis**
Wait, what's that?
**[08:40] Lammis**
Looks too metally to be a stone monument.
**[08:44] Lammis**
They're a strange shape, but are
those drinks behind that glass?
***SIGN*** Megumi Natural Water
**[08:49] Lammis**
And that looks like writing,
but I can't read it.
**[08:51] Boxxo**
*Hello there.*
**[08:53] Lammas**
Wh-What was that voice?!
Where'd it come from?!
**[08:55] Boxxo**
*Please insert coins.*
**[08:58] Lammas**
Is this box talking?!
**[09:00] Lammas**
Coins? You mean money?
**[09:02] Lammas**
I wonder if a copper coin'll work.
**[09:03] Lammas**
I'm sure it at least needs to be silver.
**[09:06] Lammas**
Don't tell me it's gold?!
**[09:08] Lammas**
As if I even had any.
**[09:10] Lammas**
Insert? In this narrow hole?
**[09:13] Lammas**
And I'm not sure what this hollow
with the see-through cover is.
**[09:18] Lammas**
Oh, I guess a copper coin
wasn't enough after all.
**[09:22] audio guide**
*That is an unsupported coin.*
**[09:23] audio guide**
* If you acquire the coin conversion function,*
* you can accept it.*
**[09:26] protagonist**
*For real?! H-H-Hold on a minute!*
**[09:29] protagonist**
*There is is! I can afford 100 points.*
***SIGN*** Coin Conversion
**[09:33] protagonist**
* The numbers went higher, but that*
* doesn't mean I increased the prices.*
**[09:36] Lammis**
Huh? The numbers changed.
**[09:38] Lammis**
One thousand owa?!
**[09:41] Lammis**
That's a whole silver coin!
**[09:42] protagonist**
* So, this world's unit of*
* currency is called the "owa."*
**[09:46] Lammis**
That's expensive, but my belly needs food!
**[09:51] protagonist**
*There it is!*
**[09:55] Lammis**
It's shining!
**[09:56] Lammis**
Maybe I have to press this!
**[10:00] Lammis**
Well, there's a picture of soup on here!
**[10:03] Lammis**
Whoa, what?!
**[10:05] Lammis**
Something came out?
**[10:07] Lammis**
It's not gonna eat my hand
if I reach in, right?
**[10:10] protagonist**
*I won't do that, so hurry and take it.*
**[10:12] protagonist**
*I highly recommend this corn soup!*
**[10:19] Lammis**
Wow, that's so warm!
***SIGN*** Kokuuma Cream of Corn Soup
**[10:21] Lammis**
So, do you twist the lid?
**[10:24] Lammis**
There!
**[10:26] Lammis**
Smells good!
**[10:34] Lammis**
What gives?! It's so tasty!
**[10:36] Lammis**
It's worlds tastier than the
joint where I've been eating!
**[10:40] protagonist**
*What is this happiness?*
**[10:43] protagonist**
* Pleasing someone this much makes me*
* feel blessed to be a vending machine.*
**[10:49] Lammis**
It's all gone already.
**[10:51] Lammis**
I bet the other stuff in there's good, too.
**[10:54] Lammis**
These clear ones're probably water.
**[10:57] Lammis**
Which means I'd better try
that light brown drink, too.
**[11:02] protagonist**
* Looks like she took quite a*
* liking to the milk tea as well.*
**[11:05] protagonist**
* After that, she bought three more*
* corn soups, along with a water.*
**[11:10] protagonist**
* I earned six silver coins and*
* thirty coppers for a total of 6,300 owa.*
**[11:15] protagonist**
*Which means I recovered 63 points.*
**[11:23] protagonist**
* A full belly must have*
* broken the tension for her,*
**[11:26] protagonist**
* because the hunter girl*
* ended up falling asleep.*
**[11:29] protagonist**
* She's extremely vulnerable,*
* but also my best customer.*
**[11:32] protagonist**
* I'll protect you with my*
* barrier, so don't you worry.*
**[11:37] protagonist**
*Even trash removal is a snap!*
**[11:39] protagonist**
* Looks like I'm a kindhearted vending*
* machine in this other world.*
**[11:48] Lammis**
Oh, I fell asleep.
**[11:52] Lammis**
Good thing no monsters showed up.
**[11:55] Lammis**
I'm down a lot of money, but my belly
and mind are in much better shape.
**[11:59] Lammis**
Thanks a lot.
**[12:00] Boxxo**
*Thank you very much.*
**[12:01] Lammis**
Oh, uh, yes. And thank you, too.
**[12:05] Lammis**
Um, you can talk?
**[12:11] Lammis**
Maybe you can only say certain things.
**[12:15] Lammis**
See, someone I know is inventing tools
with magical power inside them.
**[12:19] Lammis**
I wonder if that's your deal, too.
**[12:22] Lammis**
If that's right, I'd like it if
you said something. Anything.
**[12:26] Boxxo**
*Hello there.*
**[12:28] Lammis**
You understand me!
**[12:30] Lammis**
I bet Hulemy would be impressed if she knew!
**[12:32] Lammis**
Oh, I haven't told you my name.
**[12:35] Lammis**
It's Lammis.
**[12:37] protagonist**
*Lammis. That has a mysterious ring to it.*
**[12:40] Lammis**
Oh, hey. If you like, why not say,
"Hello there," when you mean "yes,"
**[12:44] Lammis**
and something else when you mean "no"?
**[12:47] Boxxo**
*Too bad.*
**[12:49] Lammis**
Is that gonna work in place of "no"?
**[12:52] Boxxo**
*Hello there.*
**[12:53] Lammis**
"Yes," huh? Got it.
**[12:55] Lammis**
Let's see. Can you tell me your name?
**[12:58] Boxxo**
*Too bad.*
**[12:59] Lammis**
Oh, okay. What are you doing here?
Do you have some important mission?
**[13:04] Boxxo**
*Too bad.*
**[13:06] Lammis**
This is just a guess... but are you lonely?
**[13:10] Boxxo**
*Hello there.*
**[13:12] Lammis**
That's what I thought.
**[13:15] Lammis**
For some reason, you looked lonely.
**[13:17] Lammis**
Would it be okay if I moved you?
**[13:20] Boxxo**
*Hello there.*
**[13:21] Lammis**
Oh, okay!
**[13:23] Lammis**
Would you like to move from
here and meet Hulemy?
**[13:26] Lammis**
I think you and she would hit it off.
**[13:29] Boxxo**
*Hello there.*
**[13:30] Lammis**
You're cool with it?
**[13:31] Lammis**
Okay, pardon me real quick.
**[13:35] Lammis**
Heave!
**[13:37] protagonist**
*You're kidding! I weigh 500 kilograms!*
**[13:40] Lammis**
You're a little heavy, but I can manage.
**[13:44] Lammis**
Hup, hup!
**[13:53] protagonist**
*Thank you so much!*
**[13:57] protagonist**
* Apparently, Lammis has the blessing*
* called "Blessing of Might."*
**[14:01] protagonist**
*So, that explains her incredible strength.*
**[14:07] Lammis**
I'm going to take a short break here.
**[14:10] Lammis**
Now I'm all hungry.
**[14:12] Lammis**
Wonder if I can buy some
of that thick yellow soup.
**[14:15] protagonist**
*Corn soup isn't all that filling.*
**[14:18] protagonist**
*How about something else?*
**[14:20] protagonist**
*Oh, this looks good!*
**[14:25] Lammis**
Th-That surprised me! You suddenly glowed...
**[14:29] Lammis**
Did your items change?
**[14:31] Lammis**
Is that food, by chance?
**[14:33] Boxxo**
*Hello there.*
**[14:35] Lammis**
Oh, it is!
**[14:36] Lammis**
It's the same price. Maybe I'll buy some.
**[14:47] Lammis**
What's with this texture?!
**[14:49] Lammis**
They're just salty, that's it.
**[14:51] Lammis**
But I can't stop myself!
**[14:53] Lammis**
I'm going through money like a sieve!
**[14:56] Lammis**
But I can't stop!
**[14:58] Boxxo**
*Thank you very much.*
**[15:00] protagonist**
* Thanks to that, I've recovered*
* up to 320 points.*
**[15:04] protagonist**
* I'll try using those to change*
* the price of mineral water.*
***SIGN*** Mineral Water
***SIGN*** owa
**[15:09] protagonist**
* I'd like to offer it for less,*
* but my life depends on it.*
**[15:14] Lammis**
Soon we'll reach the entrance of this stratum.
**[15:16] protagonist**
*Stratum?*
**[15:17] Lammis**
After that it's a village,
so we can take it easy.
**[15:25] Lammis**
I'm back!
**[15:27] Karios**
Lammis!
**[15:28] Gorth**
You're unharmed!
**[15:30] Lammis**
Karios, Gorth...
**[15:32] Lammis**
Somehow I made it back alive.
**[15:35] Karios**
We were worried, after your
group came back all but dead.
**[15:39] Lammis**
I'm sorry.
**[15:41] Gorth**
By the way, what's this?
**[15:43] Lammis**
It's apparently a magic tool with its own
will. I brought it back from lakeside.
**[15:47] Lammis**
It gives you items if you put money in it.
**[15:49] Karios**
A magic tool?
**[15:51] Karios**
I've never heard of such a thing,
here in the Clearflow Lake stratum.
**[15:56] Lammis**
Should I not have brought it?
**[15:58] Gorth**
I doubt it's any problem.
**[16:00] Karios**
The way the dungeon works is,
**[16:02] Karios**
whoever finds something lying around
in a stratum gets right of ownership.
**[16:08] protagonist**
*Dungeon?*
**[16:09] protagonist**
* They've been talking about levels and such.*
* Are we inside some kind of labyrinth?*
**[16:14] protagonist**
*But there's a sky.*
**[16:16] Karios**
Hey, can we buy stuff too if we pay?
**[16:19] Lammis**
Yes, I think you can.
**[16:22] Lammis**
Is that okay?
**[16:23] Boxxo**
*Hello there.*
**[16:24] Gorth**
It talked!
**[16:26] Karios**
A magic tool that can talk.
**[16:29] Karios**
You could get a high price for that, huh?
**[16:30] Lammis**
I'm not selling him! He's going
with me to see Hulemy.
**[16:36] Karios**
That crazy magic item engineer, huh?
***SIGN*** Kocha Kadan
**[16:41] Karios**
A silver coin, huh?
**[16:43] Karios**
That's not cheap, but I'll have one of these.
**[16:47] Boxxo**
*Please insert coins.*
***SIGN*** Kokuuma Cream of Corn Soup
**[16:51] Karios**
Well, I'll be! It's really good!
**[16:54] Gorth**
So's this!
**[16:55] Karios**
I'm gonna try some of this
fried-looking stuff!
**[16:57] Gorth**
Let me have a little.
**[16:58] protagonist**
*In the end, they bought every item.*
**[17:03] Karios**
Being able to drink warm things
*and* cold things is the best!
**[17:06] Gorth**
We lookouts have to stay here, so it'd be
great if you brought it by now and then.
**[17:10] Lammis**
Sure!
**[17:11] protagonist**
*Business is looking up.*
**[17:25] Lammis**
Just now...
**[17:30] hooligan A**
Quit makin' a fuss and wastin' our time.
**[17:34] hooligan B**
It'll just make things worse for you.
**[17:38] hooligan A**
What the hell're *you* doin'?!
**[17:40] Lammis**
A bunch of nasty-looking dudes
ganging up on a helpless girl?
**[17:43] Lammis**
That's a crime.
**[17:45] hooligan B**
Well aren't *we* high and mighty.
**[17:47] hooligan B**
You better be ready for this!
**[17:49] hooligan B**
We won't hold back because you're a woman!
**[17:58] hooligan A**
W-We'll let that be enough
of a lesson for today!
**[18:01] Boxxo**
*I look forward to your next use.*
**[18:04] Lammis**
Sure enough, my hits didn't land.
**[18:08] Lammis**
Are you okay?
**[18:09] Lammis**
They didn't hurt you?
**[18:10] Suori**
Yes, I'm perfectly fine.
**[18:17] Lammis**
Missus, I'm back!
**[18:20] missus**
You're not hurt?!
**[18:22] missus**
I was so worried!
**[18:23] Lammis**
Sorry, missus.
**[18:27] Munami**
Lammis!
**[18:30] Munami**
You're alive?! You're not a corpse fiend?!
**[18:32] Lammis**
I'm alive! I'm alive, Munami!
**[18:35] Munami**
Do you know how much you worried me?!
**[18:40] Lammis**
Sorry.
**[18:42] Munami**
When I questioned the hunters,
they said they ran off and left you!
**[18:48] Munami**
I badmouthed them to so many people,
**[18:51] Munami**
they'll never make a living
in this village again.
**[18:55] Munami**
By the way, what's that?
**[18:57] Lammis**
Oh, I found him by the lake.
**[18:59] Munami**
You brought back another weird thing?
**[19:01] Lammis**
Th-This time it's different!
**[19:03] Lammis**
He's very useful, and he
helped me out of a bind.
**[19:09] Lammis**
Ayoomp!
**[19:11] Munami**
You're going back to the
surface to show it to Hulemy?
**[19:14] Munami**
Do you have money to pay the transfer circle?
**[19:18] Lammis**
No, I do not.
**[19:21] protagonist**
* "Transfer circle."*
* Apparently that's a thing here.*
**[19:25] protagonist**
* Incidentally, Lammis's lack of funds*
* is partially my fault. Sorry.*
**[19:30] Munami**
Okay, fine. You'll have to
work at our inn for a while.
**[19:34] Munami**
Maybe we'll have this box sit
here and attract guests.
**[19:37] Munami**
It can sell its contents, too.
Two birds with one stone, huh?
**[19:40] Boxxo**
*Hello there.*
**[19:42] Munami**
It really does speak.
**[19:45] Munami**
Well, drum up business for us.
**[19:48] protagonist**
* Thus did I come to be located*
* in front of the inn.*
**[19:53] protagonist**
* There's a sky, but this is apparently*
* a dungeon stratum called Clearflow Lake.*
**[19:59] protagonist**
* People started talking about their novelty*
* and deliciousness, and my goods sold like mad.*
**[20:04] protagonist**
* Then when night comes, Lammis carries*
* me and places me in front of the gate.*
**[20:10] Karios**
I'm thirsty, but I'm also finally
bored with all the drinks.
**[20:15] protagonist**
* That's because you're buying at*
* least five of them every day.*
**[20:19] protagonist**
*Guess it's about time to change my stock.*
**[20:22] protagonist**
*What's my current status?*
***SIGN*** (Cold) Mineral Water 1,000 owa 130-count
(Warm) Corn Soup 1,000 owa 19-count
(Cold) Milk Tea 1,000 owa 24-count
Shaped Potato Chips 1,000 owa 36-count
Keep Cold • Keep Warm
Barrier
**[20:25] protagonist**
* Oh! After replenishing over and over,*
* and selling over 400 items,*
**[20:29] protagonist**
*I have over 3,000 points!*
**[20:30] protagonist**
*Okay, what to add?*
**[20:34] protagonist**
*It's best to put the customer's needs first.*
**[20:37] protagonist**
*So, I know!*
**[20:43] Karios**
The darn items have changed!
**[20:46] Karios**
Three silver coins is steep, but if there's
new stuff to try, I have to spring for it!
***SIGN*** Oden
**[20:53] Karios**
Whoa, that's hot.
**[20:55] Karios**
How do you open it?
**[20:57] Gorth**
Hey, there are pictures drawn on it.
**[20:58] Gorth**
Is that how to open it and eat what's inside?
***SIGN*** Oden
**[21:01] protagonist**
* This became famous in a*
* certain "electric town."*
**[21:03] protagonist**
* A kind and meticulous*
* explanation was added to it,*
***SIGN*** How to enjoy this product
**[21:06] protagonist**
* so even foreign tourists*
* can understand the product.*
**[21:09] Karios**
Ah, it opened.
**[21:11] Gorth**
Sure smells good.
**[21:16] Karios**
Wow, this is the stuff!
**[21:18] Karios**
This might be my favorite!
**[21:20] Karios**
I've never had these ingredients, and they're
steeped in a complex yet light flavor!
**[21:25] Karios**
Damn! This makes me want strong drink!
**[21:27] Gorth**
My turn!
**[21:28] Karios**
Hey! I was just about to buy something else!
**[21:31] protagonist**
* That hooked them! Looks like I can*
* count on lots of canned oden sales!*
**[21:37] protagonist**
*Several days passed.*
**[21:39] protagonist**
* After that, word got around*
* about the canned oden,*
**[21:42] protagonist**
* and it caused a bit of*
* a boom in the village.*
**[21:46] protagonist**
* Must be because the weather*
* had recently turned colder.*
**[21:49] protagonist**
* A new sports drink I had recently*
* stocked up on is also doing well.*
**[21:54] protagonist**
* During the day, I make*
* canned oden unavailable.*
**[21:56] protagonist**
* That's when the inn's restaurant does*
* peak business, so I try not to disrupt that.*
**[22:01] protagonist**
*Instead, I help with pulling in guests.*
**[22:07] protagonist**
* I think this is the girl*
* Lammis saved in the alley.*
**[22:10] Suori**
Uh...
**[22:11] Boxxo**
*Hello there.*
**[22:12] Suori**
I was going to talk first so I'd
have the negotiating advantage!
**[22:19] protagonist**
*Hey!*
**[22:23] protagonist**
*What was that about?*
**[22:26] protagonist**
* When evening comes,*
* Lammis carries me to the gate.*
**[22:30] protagonist**
* She says carrying me in a*
* bear hug is inconvenient,*
**[22:32] protagonist**
* so she purchased a wooden*
* frame that goes on her back.*
**[22:39] Karios**
I'm stuffed.
**[22:41] Lammis**
I'm heading back now!
**[22:44] Lammis**
An interesting guest came to the inn today.
**[22:47] Boxxo**
*Hello there.*
**[22:48] Lammis**
How were things over your way?
**[22:50] Boxxo**
*You might win an extra item!*
**[22:52] Lammis**
Did you have fun, maybe?
**[22:56] Lammis**
I hope someday you can do lots of talking.
**[22:59] Lammis**
That's part of why I'll hurry and
save up so we can go see Hulemy.
**[23:04] Boxxo**
*Thank you very much.*
**[23:06] Lammis**
Don't thank me!
**[23:08] Lammis**
*I* was the one *you* saved, Boxxo.
**[23:12] protagonist**
*Boxxo?*
**[23:13] Lammis**
It's a pain to go on calling you
"you," so what do you think?
**[23:17] Boxxo**
*You win!*
**[23:18] Lammis**
Great! Here's to the future, Boxxo!
**[23:22] protagonist**
* Being a vending machine in*
* another world is ridiculous,*
**[23:27] protagonist**
* but there I was, starting to think*
* this wasn't such a bad life.*
***SIGN*** Next Time
***SIGN*** The King Frog Fiend Appears
**[23:35] Boxxo**
*Thank you very much.*
**[23:37] Boxxo**
*I look forward to your next use.*