E7 - The Boss

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[00:15] Haga
    We worked our way through
    Bayle Castle's main quest,
[00:18] Haga
    overcoming many obstacles along the way.
[00:21] Sign
    Boss
[00:22] Haga
    Our ultimate goal is to steal the
    boss of Play-Ing's debugger stone.
[00:27] Haga
    To do that, we needed to get close
    to him without being noticed.
[00:31] Haga
    We came up with a plan to take advantage
    of the main quest instancing,
[00:32] Sign
    Main Quest Instance
[00:35] Haga
    as well as a few bugs,
[00:37] Haga
    and managed to reach
    the heart of the castle.
[00:41] Haga
    This will move us from the
    main quest back to the open world.
[00:46] Boss
    I'm thinking it's time we started
    looking for a way to log out.
[00:52] Boss
    We've all had enough fun.
[00:56] Boss
    We've got tons of weapons and items.
[00:58] Boss
    We've got invincibility mode too,
    so no enemy can touch us.
[01:02] Boss
    That's what makes it boring.
[01:04] Boss
    There's no point in staying here forever.
[01:07] Boss
    Right?
[01:11] Sakai
    Well, you see...
[01:14] Sakai
    We were actually having a
    little chat ourselves.
[01:18] Sakai
    Somebody had a great idea.
[01:21] Boss
    Oh, yeah?
[01:22] Boss
    What is it? Tell me.
[01:24] Sakai
    Well, all right.
[01:27] Sakai
    You wanna log out now, boss?
    Talk about a real dipshit!
[01:36] Tsukahara
    Boss, did you know we all hate
     your senile old ass?
[01:48] Boss
    Sakai...
[01:50] Boss
    You bastard!
[02:00] Sakai
    I think it's time for the old man to retire!
[02:03] Sakai
    Who here is with me?
[02:05] Debuggers
    Me!
[02:12] Amano
    Boss...
[02:14] Haga
    Amano-san, what's happening out there?
[02:17] Amano
    Th-The boss...
[02:20] Amano
    I don't know what's going on myself!
[03:57] Sign
    The Boss
[03:57] Sign
    The Boss
[04:00] Sakai
    Totally 'grammable.
[04:02] Ota
    Look at his cute little eyes!
[04:05] Sakai
    You made us work long hours for shit pay.
[04:09] Sakai
    We never liked you in the first place!
[04:13] Sakai
    Even in the game, you acted
    like you were in charge!
[04:18] Sakai
    We're finally settled in,
    and you want to go home?
[04:22] Sakai
    We've all decided to stay and have fun.
[04:25] Ota
    Majority rule, you know?
[04:29] Masubuchi
    Are you sure he won't respawn?
[04:31] Sakai
    I doubt it.
[04:33] Sakai
    All the other debuggers who
    have died just vanished.
[04:37] Masubuchi
    If he's lucky, he can log out,
     but we can't be sure.
[04:42] Kizaki
    That's the first time you've sounded
    like a debugger in ages.
[04:44] Masubuchi
    Shush, would you?
[04:47] Kawashima
    Let's go. I don't even want
    to see his ugly mug.
[04:50] Sakai
    Me, neither.
[04:54] Haga
    The way the game originally worked,
    unlike NPCs, players could revive with magic.
[05:02] Haga
    But if he's just left there
    and can't log out...
[05:07] Haga
    What happens to his mind?
[05:12] Haga
    Let's be especially careful
    to make sure we don't die, too.
[05:16] Haga
    Amano-san? You okay?
[05:20] Amano
    Y-Yeah...
[05:26] Kawashima
    What do you want to do?
    Go get some more vampires?
[05:31] Sakai
    I'm tired of that.
[05:45] Haga
    Here's his debugger stone.
[05:47] Haga
    Okay...
[05:50] Haga
    Tesla-san, hurry up and do your thing!
[05:50] Sign
    POKE
[05:53] Nikola
    H-Haga-san? Wh-What are you doing?
[05:57] Sign
    CHOMP
[06:00] Haga
    That takes care of that.
[06:01] Amano
    Damn it.
[06:04] Amano
    Don't kick it before I can get to you.
[06:09] Amano
    Damn it!
[06:10] Amano
    Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!
[06:12] Amano
    Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!
[06:16] Amano
    Damn it! Damn it!
[06:17] Amano
    Damn it!
[06:18] Haga
    Amano-san!
[06:24] Amano
    I thought killing him would make a difference.
[06:28] Amano
    But...
[06:30] Amano
    Of course not.
[06:32] Amano
    Lu's not coming back! Nothing's changed!
[06:35] Amano
    I don't feel any better at all!
[06:43] Haga
    Amano-san, there's still the others.
[06:47] Haga
    We need to remove their privileges
    by taking their debugger stones.
[06:54] Amano
    That won't change a thing—
[06:56] Nikola
    It will.
[06:59] Nikola
    As long as this world remains imperfect,
    these awful things will keep happening.
[07:04] Nikola
    But if we fix things, bit by bit,
    the world will someday change for the better.
[07:10] Haga
    Tesla-san...
[07:15] Nikola
    I feel so full all of a sudden.
[07:18] Haga
    M-Must be your imagination.
[07:24] Haga
    Anyway, let's get out of here.
[07:27] Haga
    We're out of potions.
[07:30] Haga
    I think we need to come up with a new plan.
[07:33] Nikola
    Yeah.
[07:34] Amano
    If we run into Sakai or the others,
    should I use invisibility to cloak us?
[07:40] Haga
    No, save your MP in case we need it.
[07:47] Amano
    What in the world?
[07:54] Kizaki
    We're nearing the end of
     our tower balancing game.
[07:56] Ota
    I don't ever want to see
    the boss's spire again.
[08:00] Sakai
    Whoever knocks it over
     goes reverse bungee jumping.
[08:02] Ota
    Take that one to the lower left next!
[08:04] Kizaki
    Sure thing.
[08:06] Tsukahara
    Okay, I'll go with the one
    to the bottom right!
[08:08] Kizaki
    Got it!
[08:23] Kizaki
    Crap!
[08:24] Tsukahara
    Man, it was me?
[08:27] Sakai
    The debris's gonna be dangerous,
    so turn invincibility mode on.
[08:30] Ota
    Okay!
[08:42] Sakai
    Whoa, awesome!
[08:49] Sakai
    Boss...
[08:50] Sakai
    Rest in peace.
[09:06] Sakai
    You!
[09:08] Sakai
    You're that one debugger
    who actually does his job!
[09:12] Ota
    Hey, isn't that Amanocchi?
[09:16] Kizaki
    You're right. What the heck?
[09:18] Haga
    Seven debuggers...
[09:20] Haga
    And they'll all use debug
    mode without hesitation.
[09:24] Haga
    This is unbelievably bad!
[09:26] Amano
    Haga, I'll use invisibility...
[09:30] Haga
    No! Save your magic!
[09:33] Haga
    That's the gate entrance.
[09:35] Haga
    Okay!
[09:38] Haga
    We're making a break for it!
[09:42] Amano
    Hey!
[09:43] Nikola
    Haga-san?
[09:44] Haga
    That gang of cheaters will kill us instantly!
[09:48] Sakai
    What were they doing in
    the castle, you think?
[09:52] Ota
    They legged it as soon as they saw us.
[09:54] Sakai
    That big dude got Sumida-san.
[09:59] Ota
    He's the guy you were talking about?!
[10:01] Sakai
    I say...
[10:04] Sakai
    we should probably kill them.
[10:07] Masubuchi
    Okay!
[10:09] Ota
    Get 'em!
[10:10] Masubuchi
    This is for Sumidacchi!
[10:20] Sakai
    You've got the aim assist on? Nice!
[10:26] Masubuchi
    He's tough. Is he in debug mode?
[10:29] Sakai
    Nah. Knowing him, there's no way.
[10:32] Masubuchi
    So he's just tanking the damage?
[10:35] Masubuchi
    Ew.
[10:37] Ota
    Okay, time for me to pitch in for once!
[10:41] Ota
    Here I go!
[10:46] Ota
    Inferno Sphere 8!
[10:52] Masubuchi
    You overdid it.
[10:54] Ota
    Sorry!
[10:55] Kawashima
    That has to have gotten them.
[11:00] Tsukahara
    Wait, he can still run?
    How much HP does he have?
[11:05] Imai
    He's tough.
[11:06] Sakai
    Hand of the Dryad.
[11:12] Amano
    Take this! And this! And this!
    And this! And this! Eat it!
[11:16] Haga
    Almost there!
[11:18] Sakai
    Maybe they think they can survive
    if they make it outside
[11:23] Ota
    Idiots.
[11:25] Kizaki
    Haste!
[11:28] Kizaki
    Sucks for you!
[11:35] Ota
    You leveled your melee skill way too high!
[11:38] Nikola
    Haga-san!
[11:39] Nikola
    Are you okay? Haga-san!
[11:41] Amano
    Haga!
[11:42] Haga
    I'm going to die.
[11:43] Haga
    I'm going to die!
[11:47] Nikola
    Haga-san!
[11:50] Haga
    The gate... Gotta reach the gate...
[11:58] Sakai
    Yeah, sorry.
[12:03] Sakai
    Now then...
[12:05] Sakai
    Let's end this already.
[12:09] Sign
     Thief
    
    While officially banned, organizations of thieves are an absolute necessity
    for gathering intelligence on enemy nations. Thus, in this country,
    they are tacitly allowed to exist. None can escape eyes of the thieves guild.
[12:14] Sign
    Shaman
    
    Those who commune with spirits and the divine. With the use of special
    catalysts and rituals, they can borrow the power of such beings.
    Common among races descended from the gods,
    such as lord elves and dwarves.
[12:23] Nikola
    Please don't die, Haga-san!
[12:25] Masubuchi
    Who's that? An NPC?
[12:27] Sakai
    Yeah, the big guy took her with him.
[12:31] Kawashima
    Looks like any old villager to me.
[12:34] Kawashima
    What a weirdo.
[12:36] Sakai
    So, Haga-san from Nishima Tech...
[12:38] Sakai
    Why not stop being stubborn
    and use debug mode?
[12:41] Sakai
    It might help you escape.
[12:45] Sakai
    You'll still have to fight
     the seven of us, though.
[12:50] Kizaki
    You're just as nasty as the boss was.
[12:52] Sakai
    Aw, thanks.
[12:54] Ota
    Hey!
[12:56] Sakai
    What is it, Kana-chan?
[12:57] Ota
    Why don't we just let Amanocchi live?
[13:00] Ota
    He's a former coworker.
[13:02] Sakai
    Ah, right. You always used to push him around.
[13:06] Tsukahara
    He always hated the boss, too.
[13:11] Masubuchi
    He liked the boring, pain-in-the-ass work,
    so maybe he'll be useful.
[13:14] Kawashima
    I'm okay with it. What about you?
[13:17] Imai
    Sure.
[13:19] Sakai
    Hey, Amano!
[13:22] Sakai
    I don't know why you're with them,
     but want to come back?
[13:30] Haga
    Amano-san...
[13:33] Amano
    That's right.
[13:34] Amano
    If I had just stayed in the castle,
    I wouldn't have had to suffer like this.
[13:43] Amano
    Are you sure?
[13:45] Amano
    I can join you again?
[13:49] Ota
    Just get on your knees and say
    you're sorry for running away.
[13:55] Kizaki
    You did something bad, so apologize.
[13:57] Tsukahara
    You used to grovel all the time, didn't you?
[14:08] Masubuchi
    He's actually going to do it.
[14:12] Kizaki
    That's right. A nice, deep bow.
[14:15] Ota
    It's a good look for you, Amano-chan.
[14:23] Nikola
    Amano-san!
[14:24] Sakai
    You don't have your debugger
    stone anymore, do you?
[14:28] Sakai
    You'll be our slave forever.
    I hope you're prepared, Amano-kun.
[14:37] Sakai
    First off, let's see if we can stand
    a hundred people on Amano!
[14:42] Ota
    Hilarious!
[14:44] Ota
    He's dead meat without invincibility mode!
[14:53] Amano
    I remember...
[14:55] Amano
    I always hated you guys' sense of humor.
[15:02] Amano
    Fly.
[15:03] Amano
    Gust!
[15:08] Kizaki
    Gust?
[15:10] Sign
    Gust
[15:10] Kizaki
    That's the default spirit magic spell.
[15:12] Kizaki
    The most it can do is blow us
    back a few dozen meters.
[15:17] Kizaki
    What's he thinking?
[15:19] Sakai
    And here we gave him a chance!
[15:21] Guards
    Wait!
[15:21] Tsukahara
    Kind of impressive for a low-level dweeb.
[15:22] Guards
    You're suspicious! Wait!
[15:25] Guards
    Get down here!
[15:25] Kizaki
    The guards are freaking out 'cause
    they can't do their patdown.
[15:26] Guards
    Halt! Halt, I say!
[15:29] Kawashima
    This is pretty nice. Should we move
    around like this from now on?
[15:33] Sakai
    I've had enough. Let's kill them
    as soon as we get back.
[15:36] Sakai
    That cool?
[15:37] Ota
    Fine by me, I guess!
[15:46] Haga
    Amano-san...
[15:48] Sakai
    Now, how shall we make him suffer?
[16:08] Amano
    Did it... work?
[16:11] (Flashback) Haga
    Amano-san, I'll lure them
    all in front of the gate.
[16:15] (Flashback) Haga
    Blast them with Gust when you get a chance!
[16:18] (Flashback) Haga
    Push them through the gate! We'll...
[16:24] Sign
    Loading the Interior Area
[16:24] Sign
    Patdown
[16:24] Sign
    Loading the External Area
[16:25] Haga
    You know how this place uses the
    patdown to buy time to load the map?
[16:31] Haga
    So...
[16:32] Amano
    I get it. That means if they're blasted out
    of the gate before the map loads...
[16:38] Haga
    Yes. Their games should be frozen.
[16:45] Haga
    Nikola-san, grab their debugger
    stones and potions.
[16:49] Nikola
    R-Right!
[16:52] Amano
    I thought we were goners this time.
[16:58] Haga
    I-I'm saved.
[17:00] Haga
    That was close.
[17:02] Haga
    I just broke out in the shakes.
[17:04] Amano
    Hey, Haga...
[17:06] Amano
    Do you think they're still conscious?
[17:10] Haga
    I don't know.
[17:11] Haga
    I hope they've logged out.
[17:15] Haga
    It's possible they'll stay here,
    frozen like that forever.
[17:20] Amano
    Well, what are you gonna do now?
[17:22] Haga
    We'll go back inside.
[17:25] Haga
    With them and the boss gone,
    we need to figure this place out.
[17:30] Amano
    You really do take your job seriously.
[17:34] Haga
    What about you, Amano-san?
[17:39] Amano
    I'm thinking of going back
    to Lu's village, I guess.
[17:42] Haga
    Any plans to join us in
    debugging after this?
[17:47] Amano
    I don't know if it's safer or more
    dangerous to stick with them.
[17:52] Nikola
    It would make me happy
     if you came with us, too.
[17:56] Nikola
    I don't know what we would've done
     without you this time.
[18:01] Haga
    Nikola-san, let's hit the guilds in town
    tomorrow to find you a new job.
[18:06] Nikola
    A new job?!
[18:08] Haga
    I can't go on... Huzzah!
[18:09] Nikola
    Kazam!
[18:11] Haga
    Yeah.
[18:13] Haga
    We need new equipment, too. We'll be busy.
[18:16] Nikola
    R-Right!
[18:17] Haga
    And tonight, we can splurge
     a little and stay at an inn.
[18:21] Nikola
    Leave the price haggling to me!
[18:24] Haga
    Okay, sounds like a plan.
[18:26] Nikola
    Great!
[18:28] Boss
    Hey, what did you do to them?
[18:34] Amano
    Boss!
[18:36] Haga
    I thought they killed you!
[18:38] Amano
    So you can respawn? The game allows it?
[18:43] Boss
    Nah, I didn't respawn.
[18:45] Boss
    I had a soul stone.
    They protect you upon death.
[18:48] Boss
    Glad I kept one on me, just in case.
[18:51] Haga
    Did you use debugger mode to get that?
[18:53] Boss
    Don't get the wrong idea. I crafted it myself.
[18:57] Boss
    It took a ton of rare materials.
[19:00] Boss
    It was one of my little secrets.
[19:04] Haga
    A soul stone...
[19:06] Haga
    I remember reading about them in the manual.
[19:09] Haga
    But when I checked in your room,
     you were definitely dead!
[19:13] Haga
    And it took you a long time to come back.
[19:16] Haga
    How does that work?
[19:18] Boss
    You really care about the little stuff, huh?
[19:21] Boss
    True to the rumors.
[19:23] Amano
    He said one of his little secrets.
[19:28] Amano
    So if I kill him again...
[19:34] Haga
    Amano-san!
[19:39] Amano
    Die! Die, die, die!
[19:42] Amano
    Let me go, damn it!
[19:42] Boss
    You guys are debugging
    the game as you go, right?
[19:45] Boss
    I'm planning on playing through myself,
     so I can log out.
[19:50] Boss
    But I'm down my debugger stone now.
[19:53] Boss
    There's no point in us fighting, right?
[19:56] Boss
    Why don't we work together—
[19:57] Amano
    Hell no!
[19:59] Amano
    You killed Lu!
[20:00] Amano
    You'll pay, you piece of shit!
[20:02] Boss
    Lu?
[20:03] Amano
    The village girl you crushed!
[20:07] Boss
    An NPC, huh?
[20:08] Boss
    I see.
[20:09] Haga
    Amano-san, without his debugger stone,
    he can't do anything bad anymore.
[20:15] Haga
    We can just leave him.
[20:16] Amano
    Shut up! Shut your mouth!
[20:18] Boss
    Your name's Haga, right?
[20:21] Boss
    You're serious about playing this
    damn game without debug mode?
[20:25] Haga
    Yes. What of it?
[20:27] Boss
    If our goal is the same, then join me.
[20:32] Nikola
    Haga-san...
[20:35] Boss
    At least, I'd like it if you would.
[20:38] Boss
    But it's not happening, huh?
[20:45] Boss
    Amano.
[20:46] Boss
    I'm sorry.
[20:54] Boss
    If we both follow the story,
    we'll see each other again.
[20:58] Boss
    Let's try to log out alive, shall we?
[21:07] Boss
    Oh, they're frozen, huh?
[21:10] Boss
    Look at your dumb ass now, Sakai!
[21:17] Haga
    So this is the real King Bayle.
[21:20] Amano
    Yeah, the Mad King.
[21:23] King Bayle
    Capture all the Seekers,
    who are the root of these disasters!
[21:28] Soldiers
    Yes, sire!
[21:30] Haga
    Looks like the link with the
    main quest is working fine.
[21:33] Haga
    Let's go.
[21:35] Amano
    Yeah.
[21:37] Nikola
    Wow, that was scary.
[21:39] Amano
    Satisfied now?
[21:41] Amano
    You've had enough, right?
    There's no reason to stick around here.
[21:44] Haga
    Yeah. They've started rebuilding the castle,
[21:49] Haga
    and the map's being restored as well.
[21:52] Haga
    Law and order within the game
    should return to normal.
[21:57] Haga
    I guess it's finally over.
[22:00] Haga
    What a long day that was.
[22:03] Nikola
    Right? Let's hurry up and find an inn!
[22:07] Nikola
    One with nice, soft beds!
[22:14] (Flashback) Boss
    There's a way to bring that Lu girl back.
[22:18] (Flashback) Boss
    If you want to know it,
    let's make a secret deal.
[22:28] Amano
    What does that bastard want?