E7 - The Boss Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:15] Haga     We worked our way through     Bayle Castle's main quest, [00:18] Haga     overcoming many obstacles along the way. [00:21] Sign     Boss [00:22] Haga     Our ultimate goal is to steal the     boss of Play-Ing's debugger stone. [00:27] Haga     To do that, we needed to get close     to him without being noticed. [00:31] Haga     We came up with a plan to take advantage     of the main quest instancing, [00:32] Sign     Main Quest Instance [00:35] Haga     as well as a few bugs, [00:37] Haga     and managed to reach     the heart of the castle. [00:41] Haga     This will move us from the     main quest back to the open world. [00:46] Boss     I'm thinking it's time we started     looking for a way to log out. [00:52] Boss     We've all had enough fun. [00:56] Boss     We've got tons of weapons and items. [00:58] Boss     We've got invincibility mode too,     so no enemy can touch us. [01:02] Boss     That's what makes it boring. [01:04] Boss     There's no point in staying here forever. [01:07] Boss     Right? [01:11] Sakai     Well, you see... [01:14] Sakai     We were actually having a     little chat ourselves. [01:18] Sakai     Somebody had a great idea. [01:21] Boss     Oh, yeah? [01:22] Boss     What is it? Tell me. [01:24] Sakai     Well, all right. [01:27] Sakai     You wanna log out now, boss?     Talk about a real dipshit! [01:36] Tsukahara     Boss, did you know we all hate      your senile old ass? [01:48] Boss     Sakai... [01:50] Boss     You bastard! [02:00] Sakai     I think it's time for the old man to retire! [02:03] Sakai     Who here is with me? [02:05] Debuggers     Me! [02:12] Amano     Boss... [02:14] Haga     Amano-san, what's happening out there? [02:17] Amano     Th-The boss... [02:20] Amano     I don't know what's going on myself! [03:57] Sign     The Boss [03:57] Sign     The Boss [04:00] Sakai     Totally 'grammable. [04:02] Ota     Look at his cute little eyes! [04:05] Sakai     You made us work long hours for shit pay. [04:09] Sakai     We never liked you in the first place! [04:13] Sakai     Even in the game, you acted     like you were in charge! [04:18] Sakai     We're finally settled in,     and you want to go home? [04:22] Sakai     We've all decided to stay and have fun. [04:25] Ota     Majority rule, you know? [04:29] Masubuchi     Are you sure he won't respawn? [04:31] Sakai     I doubt it. [04:33] Sakai     All the other debuggers who     have died just vanished. [04:37] Masubuchi     If he's lucky, he can log out,      but we can't be sure. [04:42] Kizaki     That's the first time you've sounded     like a debugger in ages. [04:44] Masubuchi     Shush, would you? [04:47] Kawashima     Let's go. I don't even want     to see his ugly mug. [04:50] Sakai     Me, neither. [04:54] Haga     The way the game originally worked,     unlike NPCs, players could revive with magic. [05:02] Haga     But if he's just left there     and can't log out... [05:07] Haga     What happens to his mind? [05:12] Haga     Let's be especially careful     to make sure we don't die, too. [05:16] Haga     Amano-san? You okay? [05:20] Amano     Y-Yeah... [05:26] Kawashima     What do you want to do?     Go get some more vampires? [05:31] Sakai     I'm tired of that. [05:45] Haga     Here's his debugger stone. [05:47] Haga     Okay... [05:50] Haga     Tesla-san, hurry up and do your thing! [05:50] Sign     POKE [05:53] Nikola     H-Haga-san? Wh-What are you doing? [05:57] Sign     CHOMP [06:00] Haga     That takes care of that. [06:01] Amano     Damn it. [06:04] Amano     Don't kick it before I can get to you. [06:09] Amano     Damn it! [06:10] Amano     Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! [06:12] Amano     Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! [06:16] Amano     Damn it! Damn it! [06:17] Amano     Damn it! [06:18] Haga     Amano-san! [06:24] Amano     I thought killing him would make a difference. [06:28] Amano     But... [06:30] Amano     Of course not. [06:32] Amano     Lu's not coming back! Nothing's changed! [06:35] Amano     I don't feel any better at all! [06:43] Haga     Amano-san, there's still the others. [06:47] Haga     We need to remove their privileges     by taking their debugger stones. [06:54] Amano     That won't change a thing— [06:56] Nikola     It will. [06:59] Nikola     As long as this world remains imperfect,     these awful things will keep happening. [07:04] Nikola     But if we fix things, bit by bit,     the world will someday change for the better. [07:10] Haga     Tesla-san... [07:15] Nikola     I feel so full all of a sudden. [07:18] Haga     M-Must be your imagination. [07:24] Haga     Anyway, let's get out of here. [07:27] Haga     We're out of potions. [07:30] Haga     I think we need to come up with a new plan. [07:33] Nikola     Yeah. [07:34] Amano     If we run into Sakai or the others,     should I use invisibility to cloak us? [07:40] Haga     No, save your MP in case we need it. [07:47] Amano     What in the world? [07:54] Kizaki     We're nearing the end of      our tower balancing game. [07:56] Ota     I don't ever want to see     the boss's spire again. [08:00] Sakai     Whoever knocks it over      goes reverse bungee jumping. [08:02] Ota     Take that one to the lower left next! [08:04] Kizaki     Sure thing. [08:06] Tsukahara     Okay, I'll go with the one     to the bottom right! [08:08] Kizaki     Got it! [08:23] Kizaki     Crap! [08:24] Tsukahara     Man, it was me? [08:27] Sakai     The debris's gonna be dangerous,     so turn invincibility mode on. [08:30] Ota     Okay! [08:42] Sakai     Whoa, awesome! [08:49] Sakai     Boss... [08:50] Sakai     Rest in peace. [09:06] Sakai     You! [09:08] Sakai     You're that one debugger     who actually does his job! [09:12] Ota     Hey, isn't that Amanocchi? [09:16] Kizaki     You're right. What the heck? [09:18] Haga     Seven debuggers... [09:20] Haga     And they'll all use debug     mode without hesitation. [09:24] Haga     This is unbelievably bad! [09:26] Amano     Haga, I'll use invisibility... [09:30] Haga     No! Save your magic! [09:33] Haga     That's the gate entrance. [09:35] Haga     Okay! [09:38] Haga     We're making a break for it! [09:42] Amano     Hey! [09:43] Nikola     Haga-san? [09:44] Haga     That gang of cheaters will kill us instantly! [09:48] Sakai     What were they doing in     the castle, you think? [09:52] Ota     They legged it as soon as they saw us. [09:54] Sakai     That big dude got Sumida-san. [09:59] Ota     He's the guy you were talking about?! [10:01] Sakai     I say... [10:04] Sakai     we should probably kill them. [10:07] Masubuchi     Okay! [10:09] Ota     Get 'em! [10:10] Masubuchi     This is for Sumidacchi! [10:20] Sakai     You've got the aim assist on? Nice! [10:26] Masubuchi     He's tough. Is he in debug mode? [10:29] Sakai     Nah. Knowing him, there's no way. [10:32] Masubuchi     So he's just tanking the damage? [10:35] Masubuchi     Ew. [10:37] Ota     Okay, time for me to pitch in for once! [10:41] Ota     Here I go! [10:46] Ota     Inferno Sphere 8! [10:52] Masubuchi     You overdid it. [10:54] Ota     Sorry! [10:55] Kawashima     That has to have gotten them. [11:00] Tsukahara     Wait, he can still run?     How much HP does he have? [11:05] Imai     He's tough. [11:06] Sakai     Hand of the Dryad. [11:12] Amano     Take this! And this! And this!     And this! And this! Eat it! [11:16] Haga     Almost there! [11:18] Sakai     Maybe they think they can survive     if they make it outside [11:23] Ota     Idiots. [11:25] Kizaki     Haste! [11:28] Kizaki     Sucks for you! [11:35] Ota     You leveled your melee skill way too high! [11:38] Nikola     Haga-san! [11:39] Nikola     Are you okay? Haga-san! [11:41] Amano     Haga! [11:42] Haga     I'm going to die. [11:43] Haga     I'm going to die! [11:47] Nikola     Haga-san! [11:50] Haga     The gate... Gotta reach the gate... [11:58] Sakai     Yeah, sorry. [12:03] Sakai     Now then... [12:05] Sakai     Let's end this already. [12:09] Sign      Thief          While officially banned, organizations of thieves are an absolute necessity     for gathering intelligence on enemy nations. Thus, in this country,     they are tacitly allowed to exist. None can escape eyes of the thieves guild. [12:14] Sign     Shaman          Those who commune with spirits and the divine. With the use of special     catalysts and rituals, they can borrow the power of such beings.     Common among races descended from the gods,     such as lord elves and dwarves. [12:23] Nikola     Please don't die, Haga-san! [12:25] Masubuchi     Who's that? An NPC? [12:27] Sakai     Yeah, the big guy took her with him. [12:31] Kawashima     Looks like any old villager to me. [12:34] Kawashima     What a weirdo. [12:36] Sakai     So, Haga-san from Nishima Tech... [12:38] Sakai     Why not stop being stubborn     and use debug mode? [12:41] Sakai     It might help you escape. [12:45] Sakai     You'll still have to fight      the seven of us, though. [12:50] Kizaki     You're just as nasty as the boss was. [12:52] Sakai     Aw, thanks. [12:54] Ota     Hey! [12:56] Sakai     What is it, Kana-chan? [12:57] Ota     Why don't we just let Amanocchi live? [13:00] Ota     He's a former coworker. [13:02] Sakai     Ah, right. You always used to push him around. [13:06] Tsukahara     He always hated the boss, too. [13:11] Masubuchi     He liked the boring, pain-in-the-ass work,     so maybe he'll be useful. [13:14] Kawashima     I'm okay with it. What about you? [13:17] Imai     Sure. [13:19] Sakai     Hey, Amano! [13:22] Sakai     I don't know why you're with them,      but want to come back? [13:30] Haga     Amano-san... [13:33] Amano     That's right. [13:34] Amano     If I had just stayed in the castle,     I wouldn't have had to suffer like this. [13:43] Amano     Are you sure? [13:45] Amano     I can join you again? [13:49] Ota     Just get on your knees and say     you're sorry for running away. [13:55] Kizaki     You did something bad, so apologize. [13:57] Tsukahara     You used to grovel all the time, didn't you? [14:08] Masubuchi     He's actually going to do it. [14:12] Kizaki     That's right. A nice, deep bow. [14:15] Ota     It's a good look for you, Amano-chan. [14:23] Nikola     Amano-san! [14:24] Sakai     You don't have your debugger     stone anymore, do you? [14:28] Sakai     You'll be our slave forever.     I hope you're prepared, Amano-kun. [14:37] Sakai     First off, let's see if we can stand     a hundred people on Amano! [14:42] Ota     Hilarious! [14:44] Ota     He's dead meat without invincibility mode! [14:53] Amano     I remember... [14:55] Amano     I always hated you guys' sense of humor. [15:02] Amano     Fly. [15:03] Amano     Gust! [15:08] Kizaki     Gust? [15:10] Sign     Gust [15:10] Kizaki     That's the default spirit magic spell. [15:12] Kizaki     The most it can do is blow us     back a few dozen meters. [15:17] Kizaki     What's he thinking? [15:19] Sakai     And here we gave him a chance! [15:21] Guards     Wait! [15:21] Tsukahara     Kind of impressive for a low-level dweeb. [15:22] Guards     You're suspicious! Wait! [15:25] Guards     Get down here! [15:25] Kizaki     The guards are freaking out 'cause     they can't do their patdown. [15:26] Guards     Halt! Halt, I say! [15:29] Kawashima     This is pretty nice. Should we move     around like this from now on? [15:33] Sakai     I've had enough. Let's kill them     as soon as we get back. [15:36] Sakai     That cool? [15:37] Ota     Fine by me, I guess! [15:46] Haga     Amano-san... [15:48] Sakai     Now, how shall we make him suffer? [16:08] Amano     Did it... work? [16:11] (Flashback) Haga     Amano-san, I'll lure them     all in front of the gate. [16:15] (Flashback) Haga     Blast them with Gust when you get a chance! [16:18] (Flashback) Haga     Push them through the gate! We'll... [16:24] Sign     Loading the Interior Area [16:24] Sign     Patdown [16:24] Sign     Loading the External Area [16:25] Haga     You know how this place uses the     patdown to buy time to load the map? [16:31] Haga     So... [16:32] Amano     I get it. That means if they're blasted out     of the gate before the map loads... [16:38] Haga     Yes. Their games should be frozen. [16:45] Haga     Nikola-san, grab their debugger     stones and potions. [16:49] Nikola     R-Right! [16:52] Amano     I thought we were goners this time. [16:58] Haga     I-I'm saved. [17:00] Haga     That was close. [17:02] Haga     I just broke out in the shakes. [17:04] Amano     Hey, Haga... [17:06] Amano     Do you think they're still conscious? [17:10] Haga     I don't know. [17:11] Haga     I hope they've logged out. [17:15] Haga     It's possible they'll stay here,     frozen like that forever. [17:20] Amano     Well, what are you gonna do now? [17:22] Haga     We'll go back inside. [17:25] Haga     With them and the boss gone,     we need to figure this place out. [17:30] Amano     You really do take your job seriously. [17:34] Haga     What about you, Amano-san? [17:39] Amano     I'm thinking of going back     to Lu's village, I guess. [17:42] Haga     Any plans to join us in     debugging after this? [17:47] Amano     I don't know if it's safer or more     dangerous to stick with them. [17:52] Nikola     It would make me happy      if you came with us, too. [17:56] Nikola     I don't know what we would've done      without you this time. [18:01] Haga     Nikola-san, let's hit the guilds in town     tomorrow to find you a new job. [18:06] Nikola     A new job?! [18:08] Haga     I can't go on... Huzzah! [18:09] Nikola     Kazam! [18:11] Haga     Yeah. [18:13] Haga     We need new equipment, too. We'll be busy. [18:16] Nikola     R-Right! [18:17] Haga     And tonight, we can splurge      a little and stay at an inn. [18:21] Nikola     Leave the price haggling to me! [18:24] Haga     Okay, sounds like a plan. [18:26] Nikola     Great! [18:28] Boss     Hey, what did you do to them? [18:34] Amano     Boss! [18:36] Haga     I thought they killed you! [18:38] Amano     So you can respawn? The game allows it? [18:43] Boss     Nah, I didn't respawn. [18:45] Boss     I had a soul stone.     They protect you upon death. [18:48] Boss     Glad I kept one on me, just in case. [18:51] Haga     Did you use debugger mode to get that? [18:53] Boss     Don't get the wrong idea. I crafted it myself. [18:57] Boss     It took a ton of rare materials. [19:00] Boss     It was one of my little secrets. [19:04] Haga     A soul stone... [19:06] Haga     I remember reading about them in the manual. [19:09] Haga     But when I checked in your room,      you were definitely dead! [19:13] Haga     And it took you a long time to come back. [19:16] Haga     How does that work? [19:18] Boss     You really care about the little stuff, huh? [19:21] Boss     True to the rumors. [19:23] Amano     He said one of his little secrets. [19:28] Amano     So if I kill him again... [19:34] Haga     Amano-san! [19:39] Amano     Die! Die, die, die! [19:42] Amano     Let me go, damn it! [19:42] Boss     You guys are debugging     the game as you go, right? [19:45] Boss     I'm planning on playing through myself,      so I can log out. [19:50] Boss     But I'm down my debugger stone now. [19:53] Boss     There's no point in us fighting, right? [19:56] Boss     Why don't we work together— [19:57] Amano     Hell no! [19:59] Amano     You killed Lu! [20:00] Amano     You'll pay, you piece of shit! [20:02] Boss     Lu? [20:03] Amano     The village girl you crushed! [20:07] Boss     An NPC, huh? [20:08] Boss     I see. [20:09] Haga     Amano-san, without his debugger stone,     he can't do anything bad anymore. [20:15] Haga     We can just leave him. [20:16] Amano     Shut up! Shut your mouth! [20:18] Boss     Your name's Haga, right? [20:21] Boss     You're serious about playing this     damn game without debug mode? [20:25] Haga     Yes. What of it? [20:27] Boss     If our goal is the same, then join me. [20:32] Nikola     Haga-san... [20:35] Boss     At least, I'd like it if you would. [20:38] Boss     But it's not happening, huh? [20:45] Boss     Amano. [20:46] Boss     I'm sorry. [20:54] Boss     If we both follow the story,     we'll see each other again. [20:58] Boss     Let's try to log out alive, shall we? [21:07] Boss     Oh, they're frozen, huh? [21:10] Boss     Look at your dumb ass now, Sakai! [21:17] Haga     So this is the real King Bayle. [21:20] Amano     Yeah, the Mad King. [21:23] King Bayle     Capture all the Seekers,     who are the root of these disasters! [21:28] Soldiers     Yes, sire! [21:30] Haga     Looks like the link with the     main quest is working fine. [21:33] Haga     Let's go. [21:35] Amano     Yeah. [21:37] Nikola     Wow, that was scary. [21:39] Amano     Satisfied now? [21:41] Amano     You've had enough, right?     There's no reason to stick around here. [21:44] Haga     Yeah. They've started rebuilding the castle, [21:49] Haga     and the map's being restored as well. [21:52] Haga     Law and order within the game     should return to normal. [21:57] Haga     I guess it's finally over. [22:00] Haga     What a long day that was. [22:03] Nikola     Right? Let's hurry up and find an inn! [22:07] Nikola     One with nice, soft beds! [22:14] (Flashback) Boss     There's a way to bring that Lu girl back. [22:18] (Flashback) Boss     If you want to know it,     let's make a secret deal. [22:28] Amano     What does that bastard want?