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E1 - CLUB Paradox

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[00:08] ---
    Stop it.
[00:09] ---
    - That's amazing.
    - You drank too much.
[00:48] ---
    We'll meet soon...
[00:51] ---
    Yasha.
[00:56] ---
    Ready?
[00:58] ---
    Yes.
[00:59] ---
    Yes.
[01:02] ---
    Now This Is The Moment
    We’ve Been Waiting For Ha Ha...
[01:06] ---
    Are You Ready!?
[01:09] ---
    Oh Yeah
[01:12] ---
    Let's Go Blow up the rotten days Get Away
[01:16] ---
    Badass Beats & My Rhyme & Flow is Airplane
[01:19] ---
    Boom “Go as you see fit”
[01:21] ---
    We Take You Sky High C’mon
    Just Get On Wow Oh
[01:25] ---
    My Singularity
[01:27] ---
    Spit out Reality
[01:28] ---
    Proof of this existence, gettin’ it, Bigger Dreams
[01:31] ---
    Oooh No Matter Where You Go
[01:34] ---
    Shake it BAE Sounds Gonna Rock The World
[01:37] ---
    Watch Your Back
[01:38] ---
    We The BAE
[01:39] ---
    Gonna Show You
[01:40] ---
    Who’s The Best
[01:40] ---
    Under to Over Ground, right to the top
[01:44] ---
    Watch Your Back
[01:44] ---
    We The BAE
[01:45] ---
    From the bottom
[01:46] ---
    Change The Game
[01:47] ---
    Straight Up To The Top
[01:49] ---
    Blaze Up Everybody On The Floor (Hey)
[01:52] ---
    Hands Up Gonna Take You To The Top (Hey)
[01:55] ---
    We've Got Everything That You Want (Hey)
[01:59] ---
    Yeah This Is What You Waiting For
[02:01] ---
    Welcome We The BAE
[02:02] ---
    Gonna Take You Higher Higher
[02:04] ---
    Gonna Take You Higher Now
[02:05] ---
    Gonna Make You Fire Fire
[02:07] ---
    Gonna Make You Fire Now
[02:08] ---
    Straight Up To The To (To The Top)
[02:11] ---
    From The Bottom To The Top
[02:13] ---
    Fly High We The BAE (Ooh Fly Fly Fly)
[02:17] ---
    Hands Up In The Air
[02:20] ---
    Fly High We The BAE (Ooh Ooh Fly Fly Fly)
[02:23] ---
    Hands Up In The Air
[02:26] ---
    Fly High We The BAE
[02:50] ---
    Why does the champagne
    after the show taste so good?
[02:57] ---
    I'm exhausted.
[02:58] ---
    Allen, you've been overworking from the beginning.
[03:02] ---
    Your illusions were so strong and vivid.
[03:03] ---
    You need to take us into consideration, too.
[03:07] ---
    Sorry, I was so immersed in it that I didn’t notice.
[03:11] ---
    But...
[03:13] ---
    Tonight was great.
[03:15] ---
    I really can't stand you.
[03:17] ---
    When it comes to music,
    you don't care about anything else.
[03:23] ---
    Oh, you scheming prince...
[03:26] ---
    Your fan letters are completely black.
[03:28] ---
    Unfortunately,
    it doesn't seem to have been sent to me.
[03:34] ---
    An invitation card?
[03:35] ---
    From which venue?
[03:38] ---
    Dear members of BAE,
[03:40] ---
    "CLUB paradox would like to invite you
    to participate in Paradox Live."
[03:46] ---
    "Details to follow."
[03:50] ---
    CLUB paradox is…
[03:51] ---
    Could it be some kind of prank?
[03:53] ---
    I remember CLUB paradox from 10 years ago…
[03:57] ---
    Yeah, it’s a venue that disappeared
    along with the legendary group, BURAIKAN.
[04:02] ---
    An invitation from a CLUB that disappeared.
[04:05] ---
    It must be a prank, right?
[04:06] ---
    But CLUB paradox is still
    a special venue for phantom rappers, even today.
[04:12] ---
    So this is...
[04:31] ---
    Phantometal...
[04:33] ---
    By discovering this special metal...
[04:36] ---
    the global hiphop scene has entered a new stage.
[04:42] ---
    Phantometal reacts with the body's DNA
[04:46] ---
    and weaving melodies
[04:47] ---
    thus giving rise to a strong effect.
[04:51] ---
    Phantometal reacts with the holder's emotions,
    causing hallucinations, or illusions.
[04:56] ---
    These hallucinatory phantoms occur
    and people all over the world are obsessed with it.
[05:02] ---
    This is the story of those who manipulate these illusions.
[05:28] ---
    Allen! Allen!
[05:32] ---
    Allen, you sleepy head!
[05:36] ---
    It's time to get up!
[05:39] ---
    Wai—! Anne!
[05:41] ---
    Let me sleep! Yesterday really tired me out.
[05:45] ---
    That's because you work too hard
    when it comes to live performances.
[05:49] ---
    By the way, this thing...
[05:53] ---
    Yesterday's invitation was a real one.
[05:57] ---
    CLUB paradox was resurrected.
[06:01] ---
    Everyone, please take a look.
[06:03] ---
    Maintaining its former glory, the legendary CLUB is here once again.
[06:08] ---
    No way...
[06:10] ---
    A building that suddenly disappeared 10 years ago...
[06:13] ---
    returned to its original state overnight.
[06:17] ---
    In one night?
[06:18] ---
    How is that possible?
[06:20] ---
    Ah, maybe Hajun’s family could do it...
[06:23] ---
    Not even the Yeon Conglomerate can do that.
[06:26] ---
    But then...
[06:29] ---
    This invitation is real.
[06:31] ---
    Seems so.
[06:38] ---
    Mail?
[06:43] ---
    Did that spook you?
[06:45] ---
    Tremble with fear!
[06:47] ---
    Be afraid, for I am Paradox Devil!
[06:51] ---
    Paradevi, for short!
[06:54] ---
    Paradevi?
[06:55] ---
    Paradox Live...
[06:57] ---
    It refers to the stage battles held on the CLUB paradox stage.
[07:01] ---
    There will be four teams who participate
    that are the strongest in their respective styles.
[07:05] ---
    Then the winner will be determined in a round robin!
[07:08] ---
    In addition, if the ratios are the same,
    an extra battle will be added!
[07:13] ---
    This is a survival battle to determine the strongest of the strongest.
[07:17] ---
    We're one of them.
[07:21] ---
    And the victor of the battle...
[07:24] ---
    You will receive a whopping prize!
[07:27] ---
    Ten...ten billion?!
[07:30] ---
    Really?
[07:32] ---
    Hey, the prize money for the champion is ten million-billion yen.
[07:35] ---
    Ten million-billion yen...
[07:37] ---
    It’s ten billion yen.
[07:38] ---
    There is no such unit as million-billion.
[07:41] ---
    Ah? How's that different?
[07:44] ---
    Are you finally to the point
    where you can’t even read numbers?
[07:46] ---
    You wanna fight, you bastard?
[07:49] ---
    Young Master, this...
[07:49] ---
    Why are you getting mad, Satsuki?
    Young Master, this...
[07:51] ---
    Why are you getting mad, Satsuki?
[07:52] ---
    Yeah, it is suspicious.
    You know I'm right!
[07:53] ---
    Yeah, it is suspicious.
[07:54] ---
    Of course I'm mad, you're making fun of me!
    Yeah, it is suspicious.
[07:56] ---
    Oo-oo-ee-ee! I don't understand monkeys!
    Of course I'm mad, you're making fun of me!
    Yeah, it is suspicious.
[07:56] ---
    Yeah, it is suspicious.
    Oo-oo-ee-ee! I don't understand monkeys!
[07:56] ---
    Oo-oo-ee-ee! I don't understand monkeys!
[07:59] ---
    But since we were invited,
    Oo-oo-ee-ee! I don't understand monkeys!
[08:00] ---
    But since we were invited,
[08:00] ---
    What? Quit it! Knock it off!
    But since we were invited,
[08:01] ---
    What? Quit it! Knock it off!
[08:01] ---
    we can't back down here.
    What? Quit it! Knock it off!
[08:03] ---
    What? Quit it! Knock it off!
[08:04] ---
    You lot!
[08:06] ---
    We'll show up to that large venue and win in such a flashy way...
[08:09] ---
    that everyone will learn who Akanyatsura is!
[08:12] ---
    We'll make bank winning that ten billion and...
[08:14] ---
    resurrect the Suiseki Group to full health!
[08:18] ---
    Yeah!
[08:20] ---
    How about it? Money can make all the difference.
[08:24] ---
    Yahoo! We can buy a space battleship!
[08:28] ---
    Stop, Ryu!
[08:29] ---
    We should look at it all together!
[08:31] ---
    Say, what kind of spaceship do you want, Shiki?
[08:35] ---
    Ten billion is not a coincidence, is it.
[08:38] ---
    Yeah.
[08:39] ---
    It's saying if we want to keep the bar,
    we should join in these stage battles.
[08:44] ---
    Are you kidding? I'm not giving it to anyone.
[08:48] ---
    I agree.
[08:50] ---
    After all, this place is important to The Cat's Whiskers
[08:54] ---
    and stray cats alike.
[08:59] ---
    Yes and...
[09:04] ---
    We're not going to lose to anyone.
[09:07] ---
    My thoughts exactly, Yohei.
[09:10] ---
    Don't get too happy just yet!
[09:13] ---
    The super-celestial level rewards don’t stop there!
[09:18] ---
    Want to know? Want to know?
[09:20] ---
    Ah, it’s so annoying...
[09:23] ---
    Shouldn't you listen to the end?
[09:25] ---
    I'll listen later.
[09:27] ---
    Ten billion...
[09:36] ---
    If we win, we can say goodbye to this shithole.
[09:40] ---
    Yeah.
[09:42] ---
    As long as we have money
[09:44] ---
    maybe we'll be able to get you treatment, Nayuta.
[09:48] ---
    Kanata.
[09:49] ---
    No matter who our opponent is, we won't lose.
[09:53] ---
    We can't lose.
[09:55] ---
    I think so.
[09:57] ---
    We'll effortlessly get to the top
    and take that ten billion for ourselves.
[10:02] ---
    It'll be a piece of cake.
[10:04] ---
    As long as Nayuta and I...
[10:05] ---
    If we're together...
[10:08] ---
    The second super heavenly reward
[10:12] ---
    What's this?! Taking on the legendary King of Kings!
[10:15] ---
    A direct confrontation with BURAIKAN!
[10:20] ---
    BURAIKAN?!
[10:21] ---
    A direct confrontation with...BURAIKAN!?
[10:25] ---
    That's all the info from me!
[10:27] ---
    Those who receive this invitation
    are asked to attend the Opening Show in one month!
[10:31] ---
    That's the condition to participate in the stage battle!
[10:34] ---
    Don't be late!
[10:37] ---
    Ah, it’s over.
[10:38] ---
    Speaking of BURAIKAN, ten years ago...
[10:42] ---
    They were a legendary group that
    suddenly disappeared along with CLUB paradox.
[10:47] ---
    All in all, those conditions are pretty fair.
[10:51] ---
    There are no downsides!
[10:53] ---
    They said BURAIKAN!
[10:54] ---
    The best phantom rappers in history.
[10:58] ---
    BURAIKAN used their melodies and singing to make me realize
[11:03] ---
    I have an everlasting flame residing right here...
[11:06] ---
    What my music is all about.
[11:09] ---
    It looks like the scale of this competition is pretty big.
[11:12] ---
    Just win and you'll be famous overnight?
[11:14] ---
    Indeed, then the Yeon Conglomerate
    will no longer be able to ignore my existence.
[11:19] ---
    This is our chance for BAE's music to get recognized!
[11:24] ---
    Right?
[11:25] ---
    Here we go again.
    There’s no point in just participating.
[11:29] ---
    That's right.
[11:30] ---
    If we do it, we've got to aim to be number one!
[11:32] ---
    Well, of course.
[11:34] ---
    We'll win and prove ourselves!
[11:39] ---
    Yeah!
[11:41] ---
    Yeah.
[11:50] ---
    Allen, you're going to be late for school.
[11:54] ---
    Don't bother.
[11:56] ---
    He was pulling another all-nighter last night.
[11:59] ---
    What, again?
[12:01] ---
    Participating in the Opening Show
    does require new songs, but...
[12:05] ---
    Uh, no, not that sound...
[12:11] ---
    It's also necessary to be strategic.
[12:13] ---
    The other groups are most likely also making preparations.
[12:17] ---
    We can't be careless.
[12:22] ---
    Paper… Paper...
[12:26] ---
    Paper!
[12:34] ---
    Yes, this sound!
[12:36] ---
    It's this! This is it!
[12:37] ---
    Inspiration is here!
[12:41] ---
    I might be a genius!
[12:44] ---
    No, you're just an idiot.
[12:55] ---
    Good morning, Hajun!
[12:57] ---
    Good morning.
[12:59] ---
    Hajun, you're going to be on the cover of "FLOW" next month, right?
[13:02] ---
    Yes, thanks to everyone's support.
[13:05] ---
    Thank you all!
[13:10] ---
    Where did this big star come from?
[13:12] ---
    He's the eldest son of Korea's top conglomerate,
    has excellent grades and is proficient in sports.
[13:18] ---
    And he's a model. You might call him the perfect prince.
[13:21] ---
    Sure, but in front of us, he's such a sinister prince.
[13:25] ---
    Speaking of which, it takes guts if you commute to school like this.
[13:29] ---
    What's wrong with that? It's comfortable.
[13:31] ---
    All of the expenses are paid for by Hajun’s family.
[13:34] ---
    That's true.
[13:40] ---
    Starting tomorrow, I'm walking.
[13:45] ---
    Professor Saimon’s group is also participating in Paradox Live?
[13:49] ---
    Yes, we received an invitation.
[13:52] ---
    But I didn’t expect that our opponent would be BAE.
[13:57] ---
    You're a formidable group.
[14:00] ---
    Professor, you've seen BURAIKAN perform, haven't you?
[14:04] ---
    I’ve seen them. It was the ultimate experience.
[14:09] ---
    I'm so jealous!
[14:10] ---
    That must be your motivation then, huh.
[14:14] ---
    Yes, defeat the strongest group in history and seize the throne.
[14:20] ---
    It's a perfect opportunity to show BAE's value to the world.
[14:25] ---
    Value...
[14:28] ---
    You have different motives, Professor?
[14:31] ---
    Unfortunately, my motives are not as innocent as yours.
[14:34] ---
    It is very tempting to compete
    on the same stage as BURAIKAN.
[14:38] ---
    But more importantly…
[14:41] ---
    I have my sights set on that bounty.
[14:43] ---
    That’s a bit unexpected of you, Professor.
[14:46] ---
    How should I put it? It’s an adult’s problem.
[14:49] ---
    I see. The difficulties of being an adult.
[14:53] ---
    That's unfortunate. I thought TCW
    was a group with more lofty aspirations.
[14:58] ---
    I didn’t expect you'd go after the bounty.
[15:01] ---
    That's harsh of you.
[15:03] ---
    Apologies, Professor, but we'll be the ones to win.
[15:08] ---
    At the very least,
[15:10] ---
    our reason for winning is far more important than money.
[15:15] ---
    Hey, Hajun!
[15:17] ---
    Sorry, professor.
[15:19] ---
    No, it's okay. I don't mind.
[15:25] ---
    He's still so young...
[15:37] ---
    It's finally tomorrow.
[15:40] ---
    What's Allen up to?
[15:41] ---
    He’s re-writing the song because it’s not to his standard.
[15:44] ---
    Again?
[15:46] ---
    I tried reminding him that it's important to rest before the performance.
[15:55] ---
    Come here, you two!
[15:58] ---
    I know that look...
[16:00] ---
    Look, I changed the arrangement and it drew me right in.
[16:03] ---
    -Especially this flow, it's so addictive.
    - I don't think...
[16:06] ---
    I was particularly fussy over this pace, here.
    -Especially this flow, it's so addictive.
    - I don't think...
[16:06] ---
    he's going to let us sleep tonight.
    I was particularly fussy over this pace, here.
[16:09] ---
    I was particularly fussy over this pace, here.
[16:10] ---
    Anne, come and check this out, too!
[16:12] ---
    Okay, but you can't stay up late tonight.
[16:12] ---
    This part! Right there!
    Okay, but you can't stay up late tonight.
[16:13] ---
    Okay, but you can't stay up late tonight.
[16:15] ---
    We need to go to bed early.
[16:17] ---
    I get it, okay!
[16:31] ---
    As soon as I came here I remembered it all, Yohei.
[16:34] ---
    Yes, the day you brought me here
    and heard BURAIKAN's music for the first time.
[16:45] ---
    As a result, I became a phantom rapper.
[16:49] ---
    Must have been fate.
[16:53] ---
    You really think that?
[16:56] ---
    Where did Ryu go?
[17:01] ---
    Sorry!
[17:06] ---
    Nayuta?
[17:10] ---
    Yeah, and?
[17:12] ---
    Why?
[17:14] ---
    But…
[17:18] ---
    What? You're being creepy.
[17:20] ---
    Nayuta!
[17:22] ---
    What are you doing? It's time to go.
[17:25] ---
    Yeah.
[17:28] ---
    Who's that?
[17:29] ---
    Don’t know. Never seen him before.
[17:30] ---
    Why?
    Don’t know. Never seen him before.
[17:36] ---
    Why is Nayuta here?
[17:49] ---
    Just five more minutes...
[17:52] ---
    YO Sorry for the wait!
    Where are all my Phantom Live-addicted HEADs at?
[17:57] ---
    Tonight, this place will be a Pandora's box that'll drive you crazy!
[18:02] ---
    I, Paradox Devil, hereby announce:
[18:08] ---
    Paradox Live starts now!!
[18:20] ---
    Let’s introduce the four participating teams, shall we!
[18:25] ---
    Playing a unique melody in an established identity.
[18:30] ---
    A drop of the wonderful essences in the universe.
[18:32] ---
    What you get is a magic cocktail that can even intoxicate the devil.
[18:38] ---
    The Cat's Whiskers!
[18:43] ---
    Thrilling sounds and first class brawlers!
[18:46] ---
    Naughty guys who like to make noise and cause trouble!
[18:49] ---
    A display of benevolence and righteousness.
[18:51] ---
    They're here to make a big fuss tonight!
[18:54] ---
    Akanyatsura!
[18:59] ---
    We have to give them mention when we talk about hell.
[19:01] ---
    The music these pale twins play
[19:03] ---
    is a devilish swamp with no way out once you're addicted!
[19:06] ---
    Who will be the victim tonight?
[19:10] ---
    cozmez!
[19:14] ---
    Last but not least!
[19:16] ---
    Taking the lead in the Opening Show tonight are these guys!
[19:19] ---
    A shape-shifting musical fantasy star!!
[19:27] ---
    What?
[19:29] ---
    There's no one here!
[19:32] ---
    BAE? What's going on?
[19:35] ---
    Hello?
[19:37] ---
    What...what... Uh, uh...
[19:39] ---
    That... Okay, I got it.
[19:42] ---
    Listen carefully, you lot!
[19:45] ---
    If you don't attend the Opening Show,
[19:47] ---
    your team loses the right to participate in the stage battle!
[19:50] ---
    The show must go on!
[19:52] ---
    After all, the devil still has to be punctual.
[19:55] ---
    If the team doesn't appear when the hour hand hit the top,
[19:59] ---
    BAE is out!
[20:01] ---
    Are you for real?
[20:02] ---
    Maybe they’re chickening out!
[20:07] ---
    Cowards.
[20:11] ---
    Ah, BAE's running out of time...
[20:21] ---
    A helicopter?
[20:29] ---
    Hajun, isn't this going too far?
[20:33] ---
    This was the fastest way to get here, we had to.
[20:36] ---
    You were the one who said we could do better
    and then kept us up all night for two days!
[20:43] ---
    What a flashy appearance!
[20:45] ---
    Are those guys idiots?
[20:48] ---
    Come on, hurry it up!
[20:50] ---
    I'm afraid of heights...
[20:53] ---
    Don't look at my underwear!
[20:54] ---
    Why would I do that?!
[20:56] ---
    Tsk, looks like they made it!
[20:59] ---
    And now our Opening Show!
[21:01] ---
    It's time for the team to take the stage in our first performance!
[21:07] ---
    The legendary venue is now resurrected!
[21:14] ---
    Stir up the night with raging fire!
[21:17] ---
    BAE!
[21:22] ---
    Everybody Let It Bang!
[21:23] ---
    My Rhyme Is Damn Exclusive,
[21:25] ---
    Other Wack MC’S are So Bull Shit
[21:27] ---
    I'm the smiling noble Prince
[21:29] ---
    Bang, Shooting through Music's Cupid
[21:32] ---
    “Feeling great? I’m the best”
[21:34] ---
    Before I know it's a dirty trick
[21:37] ---
    I'll show you who's the best
[21:39] ---
    I'm teaching your body, honey.
[21:40] ---
    Rock Rock Y’All To The Beat Y’All Everybody
[21:43] ---
    How you Doing? What's Up!?
[21:45] ---
    This Microphone breaks Rapstar
[21:47] ---
    What’s my Name!? SUZAKU
[21:50] ---
    Following the note is boring Routine
[21:52] ---
    Smash it, Let’s Get Stupid
[21:54] ---
    AlI You Need Is A BANG, huh!?
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    What you want is a revolution, huh!?
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    The light that each of us emits
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    Like A Diamond One And Only
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    Sleeping talent, all of it, Show Me
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    Don’t close up, Spread Your Feeling
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    For Once In Your Life
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    Honest thoughts Collide, Tonight Tonight
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    Everybody Let It Bang!
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    Oh Oh Oh Oh
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    B.A.E. Gonna Blow Your Brain!
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    Go over limit, shoot through!
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    Oh Oh Oh Oh
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    Let’s Get Start It With Da BAE!
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    We the best!
[22:34] ---
    Everybody Let It Bang!
[22:42] ---
    Everybody Let It Bang!