# E1 - CLUB Paradox
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GG1U24044/club-paradox)
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**[00:08] ---**
Stop it.
**[00:09] ---**
- That's amazing.
- You drank too much.
**[00:48] ---**
We'll meet soon...
**[00:51] ---**
Yasha.
**[00:56] ---**
Ready?
**[00:58] ---**
Yes.
**[00:59] ---**
Yes.
**[01:02] ---**
Now This Is The Moment
We’ve Been Waiting For Ha Ha...
**[01:06] ---**
Are You Ready!?
**[01:09] ---**
Oh Yeah
**[01:12] ---**
Let's Go Blow up the rotten days Get Away
**[01:16] ---**
Badass Beats & My Rhyme & Flow is Airplane
**[01:19] ---**
Boom “Go as you see fit”
**[01:21] ---**
We Take You Sky High C’mon
Just Get On Wow Oh
**[01:25] ---**
My Singularity
**[01:27] ---**
Spit out Reality
**[01:28] ---**
Proof of this existence, gettin’ it, Bigger Dreams
**[01:31] ---**
Oooh No Matter Where You Go
**[01:34] ---**
Shake it BAE Sounds Gonna Rock The World
**[01:37] ---**
Watch Your Back
**[01:38] ---**
We The BAE
**[01:39] ---**
Gonna Show You
**[01:40] ---**
Who’s The Best
**[01:40] ---**
Under to Over Ground, right to the top
**[01:44] ---**
Watch Your Back
**[01:44] ---**
We The BAE
**[01:45] ---**
From the bottom
**[01:46] ---**
Change The Game
**[01:47] ---**
Straight Up To The Top
**[01:49] ---**
Blaze Up Everybody On The Floor (Hey)
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Hands Up Gonna Take You To The Top (Hey)
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We've Got Everything That You Want (Hey)
**[01:59] ---**
Yeah This Is What You Waiting For
**[02:01] ---**
Welcome We The BAE
**[02:02] ---**
Gonna Take You Higher Higher
**[02:04] ---**
Gonna Take You Higher Now
**[02:05] ---**
Gonna Make You Fire Fire
**[02:07] ---**
Gonna Make You Fire Now
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Straight Up To The To (To The Top)
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From The Bottom To The Top
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Fly High We The BAE (Ooh Fly Fly Fly)
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Hands Up In The Air
**[02:20] ---**
Fly High We The BAE (Ooh Ooh Fly Fly Fly)
**[02:23] ---**
Hands Up In The Air
**[02:26] ---**
Fly High We The BAE
**[02:50] ---**
Why does the champagne
after the show taste so good?
**[02:57] ---**
I'm exhausted.
**[02:58] ---**
Allen, you've been overworking from the beginning.
**[03:02] ---**
Your illusions were so strong and vivid.
**[03:03] ---**
You need to take us into consideration, too.
**[03:07] ---**
Sorry, I was so immersed in it that I didn’t notice.
**[03:11] ---**
But...
**[03:13] ---**
Tonight was great.
**[03:15] ---**
I really can't stand you.
**[03:17] ---**
When it comes to music,
you don't care about anything else.
**[03:23] ---**
Oh, you scheming prince...
**[03:26] ---**
Your fan letters are completely black.
**[03:28] ---**
Unfortunately,
it doesn't seem to have been sent to me.
**[03:34] ---**
An invitation card?
**[03:35] ---**
From which venue?
**[03:38] ---**
Dear members of BAE,
**[03:40] ---**
"CLUB paradox would like to invite you
to participate in Paradox Live."
**[03:46] ---**
"Details to follow."
**[03:50] ---**
CLUB paradox is…
**[03:51] ---**
Could it be some kind of prank?
**[03:53] ---**
I remember CLUB paradox from 10 years ago…
**[03:57] ---**
Yeah, it’s a venue that disappeared
along with the legendary group, BURAIKAN.
**[04:02] ---**
An invitation from a CLUB that disappeared.
**[04:05] ---**
It must be a prank, right?
**[04:06] ---**
But CLUB paradox is still
a special venue for phantom rappers, even today.
**[04:12] ---**
So this is...
**[04:31] ---**
Phantometal...
**[04:33] ---**
By discovering this special metal...
**[04:36] ---**
the global hiphop scene has entered a new stage.
**[04:42] ---**
Phantometal reacts with the body's DNA
**[04:46] ---**
and weaving melodies
**[04:47] ---**
thus giving rise to a strong effect.
**[04:51] ---**
Phantometal reacts with the holder's emotions,
causing hallucinations, or illusions.
**[04:56] ---**
These hallucinatory phantoms occur
and people all over the world are obsessed with it.
**[05:02] ---**
This is the story of those who manipulate these illusions.
**[05:28] ---**
Allen! Allen!
**[05:32] ---**
Allen, you sleepy head!
**[05:36] ---**
It's time to get up!
**[05:39] ---**
Wai—! Anne!
**[05:41] ---**
Let me sleep! Yesterday really tired me out.
**[05:45] ---**
That's because you work too hard
when it comes to live performances.
**[05:49] ---**
By the way, this thing...
**[05:53] ---**
Yesterday's invitation was a real one.
**[05:57] ---**
CLUB paradox was resurrected.
**[06:01] ---**
Everyone, please take a look.
**[06:03] ---**
Maintaining its former glory, the legendary CLUB is here once again.
**[06:08] ---**
No way...
**[06:10] ---**
A building that suddenly disappeared 10 years ago...
**[06:13] ---**
returned to its original state overnight.
**[06:17] ---**
In one night?
**[06:18] ---**
How is that possible?
**[06:20] ---**
Ah, maybe Hajun’s family could do it...
**[06:23] ---**
Not even the Yeon Conglomerate can do that.
**[06:26] ---**
But then...
**[06:29] ---**
This invitation is real.
**[06:31] ---**
Seems so.
**[06:38] ---**
Mail?
**[06:43] ---**
Did that spook you?
**[06:45] ---**
Tremble with fear!
**[06:47] ---**
Be afraid, for I am Paradox Devil!
**[06:51] ---**
Paradevi, for short!
**[06:54] ---**
Paradevi?
**[06:55] ---**
Paradox Live...
**[06:57] ---**
It refers to the stage battles held on the CLUB paradox stage.
**[07:01] ---**
There will be four teams who participate
that are the strongest in their respective styles.
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Then the winner will be determined in a round robin!
**[07:08] ---**
In addition, if the ratios are the same,
an extra battle will be added!
**[07:13] ---**
This is a survival battle to determine the strongest of the strongest.
**[07:17] ---**
We're one of them.
**[07:21] ---**
And the victor of the battle...
**[07:24] ---**
You will receive a whopping prize!
**[07:27] ---**
Ten...ten billion?!
**[07:30] ---**
Really?
**[07:32] ---**
Hey, the prize money for the champion is ten million-billion yen.
**[07:35] ---**
Ten million-billion yen...
**[07:37] ---**
It’s ten billion yen.
**[07:38] ---**
There is no such unit as million-billion.
**[07:41] ---**
Ah? How's that different?
**[07:44] ---**
Are you finally to the point
where you can’t even read numbers?
**[07:46] ---**
You wanna fight, you bastard?
**[07:49] ---**
Young Master, this...
**[07:49] ---**
Why are you getting mad, Satsuki?
Young Master, this...
**[07:51] ---**
Why are you getting mad, Satsuki?
**[07:52] ---**
Yeah, it is suspicious.
You know I'm right!
**[07:53] ---**
Yeah, it is suspicious.
**[07:54] ---**
Of course I'm mad, you're making fun of me!
Yeah, it is suspicious.
**[07:56] ---**
Oo-oo-ee-ee! I don't understand monkeys!
Of course I'm mad, you're making fun of me!
Yeah, it is suspicious.
**[07:56] ---**
Yeah, it is suspicious.
Oo-oo-ee-ee! I don't understand monkeys!
**[07:56] ---**
Oo-oo-ee-ee! I don't understand monkeys!
**[07:59] ---**
But since we were invited,
Oo-oo-ee-ee! I don't understand monkeys!
**[08:00] ---**
But since we were invited,
**[08:00] ---**
What? Quit it! Knock it off!
But since we were invited,
**[08:01] ---**
What? Quit it! Knock it off!
**[08:01] ---**
we can't back down here.
What? Quit it! Knock it off!
**[08:03] ---**
What? Quit it! Knock it off!
**[08:04] ---**
You lot!
**[08:06] ---**
We'll show up to that large venue and win in such a flashy way...
**[08:09] ---**
that everyone will learn who Akanyatsura is!
**[08:12] ---**
We'll make bank winning that ten billion and...
**[08:14] ---**
resurrect the Suiseki Group to full health!
**[08:18] ---**
Yeah!
**[08:20] ---**
How about it? Money can make all the difference.
**[08:24] ---**
Yahoo! We can buy a space battleship!
**[08:28] ---**
Stop, Ryu!
**[08:29] ---**
We should look at it all together!
**[08:31] ---**
Say, what kind of spaceship do you want, Shiki?
**[08:35] ---**
Ten billion is not a coincidence, is it.
**[08:38] ---**
Yeah.
**[08:39] ---**
It's saying if we want to keep the bar,
we should join in these stage battles.
**[08:44] ---**
Are you kidding? I'm not giving it to anyone.
**[08:48] ---**
I agree.
**[08:50] ---**
After all, this place is important to The Cat's Whiskers
**[08:54] ---**
and stray cats alike.
**[08:59] ---**
Yes and...
**[09:04] ---**
We're not going to lose to anyone.
**[09:07] ---**
My thoughts exactly, Yohei.
**[09:10] ---**
Don't get too happy just yet!
**[09:13] ---**
The super-celestial level rewards don’t stop there!
**[09:18] ---**
Want to know? Want to know?
**[09:20] ---**
Ah, it’s so annoying...
**[09:23] ---**
Shouldn't you listen to the end?
**[09:25] ---**
I'll listen later.
**[09:27] ---**
Ten billion...
**[09:36] ---**
If we win, we can say goodbye to this shithole.
**[09:40] ---**
Yeah.
**[09:42] ---**
As long as we have money
**[09:44] ---**
maybe we'll be able to get you treatment, Nayuta.
**[09:48] ---**
Kanata.
**[09:49] ---**
No matter who our opponent is, we won't lose.
**[09:53] ---**
We can't lose.
**[09:55] ---**
I think so.
**[09:57] ---**
We'll effortlessly get to the top
and take that ten billion for ourselves.
**[10:02] ---**
It'll be a piece of cake.
**[10:04] ---**
As long as Nayuta and I...
**[10:05] ---**
If we're together...
**[10:08] ---**
The second super heavenly reward
**[10:12] ---**
What's this?! Taking on the legendary King of Kings!
**[10:15] ---**
A direct confrontation with BURAIKAN!
**[10:20] ---**
BURAIKAN?!
**[10:21] ---**
A direct confrontation with...BURAIKAN!?
**[10:25] ---**
That's all the info from me!
**[10:27] ---**
Those who receive this invitation
are asked to attend the Opening Show in one month!
**[10:31] ---**
That's the condition to participate in the stage battle!
**[10:34] ---**
Don't be late!
**[10:37] ---**
Ah, it’s over.
**[10:38] ---**
Speaking of BURAIKAN, ten years ago...
**[10:42] ---**
They were a legendary group that
suddenly disappeared along with CLUB paradox.
**[10:47] ---**
All in all, those conditions are pretty fair.
**[10:51] ---**
There are no downsides!
**[10:53] ---**
They said BURAIKAN!
**[10:54] ---**
The best phantom rappers in history.
**[10:58] ---**
BURAIKAN used their melodies and singing to make me realize
**[11:03] ---**
I have an everlasting flame residing right here...
**[11:06] ---**
What my music is all about.
**[11:09] ---**
It looks like the scale of this competition is pretty big.
**[11:12] ---**
Just win and you'll be famous overnight?
**[11:14] ---**
Indeed, then the Yeon Conglomerate
will no longer be able to ignore my existence.
**[11:19] ---**
This is our chance for BAE's music to get recognized!
**[11:24] ---**
Right?
**[11:25] ---**
Here we go again.
There’s no point in just participating.
**[11:29] ---**
That's right.
**[11:30] ---**
If we do it, we've got to aim to be number one!
**[11:32] ---**
Well, of course.
**[11:34] ---**
We'll win and prove ourselves!
**[11:39] ---**
Yeah!
**[11:41] ---**
Yeah.
**[11:50] ---**
Allen, you're going to be late for school.
**[11:54] ---**
Don't bother.
**[11:56] ---**
He was pulling another all-nighter last night.
**[11:59] ---**
What, again?
**[12:01] ---**
Participating in the Opening Show
does require new songs, but...
**[12:05] ---**
Uh, no, not that sound...
**[12:11] ---**
It's also necessary to be strategic.
**[12:13] ---**
The other groups are most likely also making preparations.
**[12:17] ---**
We can't be careless.
**[12:22] ---**
Paper… Paper...
**[12:26] ---**
Paper!
**[12:34] ---**
Yes, this sound!
**[12:36] ---**
It's this! This is it!
**[12:37] ---**
Inspiration is here!
**[12:41] ---**
I might be a genius!
**[12:44] ---**
No, you're just an idiot.
**[12:55] ---**
Good morning, Hajun!
**[12:57] ---**
Good morning.
**[12:59] ---**
Hajun, you're going to be on the cover of "FLOW" next month, right?
**[13:02] ---**
Yes, thanks to everyone's support.
**[13:05] ---**
Thank you all!
**[13:10] ---**
Where did this big star come from?
**[13:12] ---**
He's the eldest son of Korea's top conglomerate,
has excellent grades and is proficient in sports.
**[13:18] ---**
And he's a model. You might call him the perfect prince.
**[13:21] ---**
Sure, but in front of us, he's such a sinister prince.
**[13:25] ---**
Speaking of which, it takes guts if you commute to school like this.
**[13:29] ---**
What's wrong with that? It's comfortable.
**[13:31] ---**
All of the expenses are paid for by Hajun’s family.
**[13:34] ---**
That's true.
**[13:40] ---**
Starting tomorrow, I'm walking.
**[13:45] ---**
Professor Saimon’s group is also participating in Paradox Live?
**[13:49] ---**
Yes, we received an invitation.
**[13:52] ---**
But I didn’t expect that our opponent would be BAE.
**[13:57] ---**
You're a formidable group.
**[14:00] ---**
Professor, you've seen BURAIKAN perform, haven't you?
**[14:04] ---**
I’ve seen them. It was the ultimate experience.
**[14:09] ---**
I'm so jealous!
**[14:10] ---**
That must be your motivation then, huh.
**[14:14] ---**
Yes, defeat the strongest group in history and seize the throne.
**[14:20] ---**
It's a perfect opportunity to show BAE's value to the world.
**[14:25] ---**
Value...
**[14:28] ---**
You have different motives, Professor?
**[14:31] ---**
Unfortunately, my motives are not as innocent as yours.
**[14:34] ---**
It is very tempting to compete
on the same stage as BURAIKAN.
**[14:38] ---**
But more importantly…
**[14:41] ---**
I have my sights set on that bounty.
**[14:43] ---**
That’s a bit unexpected of you, Professor.
**[14:46] ---**
How should I put it? It’s an adult’s problem.
**[14:49] ---**
I see. The difficulties of being an adult.
**[14:53] ---**
That's unfortunate. I thought TCW
was a group with more lofty aspirations.
**[14:58] ---**
I didn’t expect you'd go after the bounty.
**[15:01] ---**
That's harsh of you.
**[15:03] ---**
Apologies, Professor, but we'll be the ones to win.
**[15:08] ---**
At the very least,
**[15:10] ---**
our reason for winning is far more important than money.
**[15:15] ---**
Hey, Hajun!
**[15:17] ---**
Sorry, professor.
**[15:19] ---**
No, it's okay. I don't mind.
**[15:25] ---**
He's still so young...
**[15:37] ---**
It's finally tomorrow.
**[15:40] ---**
What's Allen up to?
**[15:41] ---**
He’s re-writing the song because it’s not to his standard.
**[15:44] ---**
Again?
**[15:46] ---**
I tried reminding him that it's important to rest before the performance.
**[15:55] ---**
Come here, you two!
**[15:58] ---**
I know that look...
**[16:00] ---**
Look, I changed the arrangement and it drew me right in.
**[16:03] ---**
-Especially this flow, it's so addictive.
- I don't think...
**[16:06] ---**
I was particularly fussy over this pace, here.
-Especially this flow, it's so addictive.
- I don't think...
**[16:06] ---**
he's going to let us sleep tonight.
I was particularly fussy over this pace, here.
**[16:09] ---**
I was particularly fussy over this pace, here.
**[16:10] ---**
Anne, come and check this out, too!
**[16:12] ---**
Okay, but you can't stay up late tonight.
**[16:12] ---**
This part! Right there!
Okay, but you can't stay up late tonight.
**[16:13] ---**
Okay, but you can't stay up late tonight.
**[16:15] ---**
We need to go to bed early.
**[16:17] ---**
I get it, okay!
**[16:31] ---**
As soon as I came here I remembered it all, Yohei.
**[16:34] ---**
Yes, the day you brought me here
and heard BURAIKAN's music for the first time.
**[16:45] ---**
As a result, I became a phantom rapper.
**[16:49] ---**
Must have been fate.
**[16:53] ---**
You really think that?
**[16:56] ---**
Where did Ryu go?
**[17:01] ---**
Sorry!
**[17:06] ---**
Nayuta?
**[17:10] ---**
Yeah, and?
**[17:12] ---**
Why?
**[17:14] ---**
But…
**[17:18] ---**
What? You're being creepy.
**[17:20] ---**
Nayuta!
**[17:22] ---**
What are you doing? It's time to go.
**[17:25] ---**
Yeah.
**[17:28] ---**
Who's that?
**[17:29] ---**
Don’t know. Never seen him before.
**[17:30] ---**
Why?
Don’t know. Never seen him before.
**[17:36] ---**
Why is Nayuta here?
**[17:49] ---**
Just five more minutes...
**[17:52] ---**
YO Sorry for the wait!
Where are all my Phantom Live-addicted HEADs at?
**[17:57] ---**
Tonight, this place will be a Pandora's box that'll drive you crazy!
**[18:02] ---**
I, Paradox Devil, hereby announce:
**[18:08] ---**
Paradox Live starts now!!
**[18:20] ---**
Let’s introduce the four participating teams, shall we!
**[18:25] ---**
Playing a unique melody in an established identity.
**[18:30] ---**
A drop of the wonderful essences in the universe.
**[18:32] ---**
What you get is a magic cocktail that can even intoxicate the devil.
**[18:38] ---**
The Cat's Whiskers!
**[18:43] ---**
Thrilling sounds and first class brawlers!
**[18:46] ---**
Naughty guys who like to make noise and cause trouble!
**[18:49] ---**
A display of benevolence and righteousness.
**[18:51] ---**
They're here to make a big fuss tonight!
**[18:54] ---**
Akanyatsura!
**[18:59] ---**
We have to give them mention when we talk about hell.
**[19:01] ---**
The music these pale twins play
**[19:03] ---**
is a devilish swamp with no way out once you're addicted!
**[19:06] ---**
Who will be the victim tonight?
**[19:10] ---**
cozmez!
**[19:14] ---**
Last but not least!
**[19:16] ---**
Taking the lead in the Opening Show tonight are these guys!
**[19:19] ---**
A shape-shifting musical fantasy star!!
**[19:27] ---**
What?
**[19:29] ---**
There's no one here!
**[19:32] ---**
BAE? What's going on?
**[19:35] ---**
Hello?
**[19:37] ---**
What...what... Uh, uh...
**[19:39] ---**
That... Okay, I got it.
**[19:42] ---**
Listen carefully, you lot!
**[19:45] ---**
If you don't attend the Opening Show,
**[19:47] ---**
your team loses the right to participate in the stage battle!
**[19:50] ---**
The show must go on!
**[19:52] ---**
After all, the devil still has to be punctual.
**[19:55] ---**
If the team doesn't appear when the hour hand hit the top,
**[19:59] ---**
BAE is out!
**[20:01] ---**
Are you for real?
**[20:02] ---**
Maybe they’re chickening out!
**[20:07] ---**
Cowards.
**[20:11] ---**
Ah, BAE's running out of time...
**[20:21] ---**
A helicopter?
**[20:29] ---**
Hajun, isn't this going too far?
**[20:33] ---**
This was the fastest way to get here, we had to.
**[20:36] ---**
You were the one who said we could do better
and then kept us up all night for two days!
**[20:43] ---**
What a flashy appearance!
**[20:45] ---**
Are those guys idiots?
**[20:48] ---**
Come on, hurry it up!
**[20:50] ---**
I'm afraid of heights...
**[20:53] ---**
Don't look at my underwear!
**[20:54] ---**
Why would I do that?!
**[20:56] ---**
Tsk, looks like they made it!
**[20:59] ---**
And now our Opening Show!
**[21:01] ---**
It's time for the team to take the stage in our first performance!
**[21:07] ---**
The legendary venue is now resurrected!
**[21:14] ---**
Stir up the night with raging fire!
**[21:17] ---**
BAE!
**[21:22] ---**
Everybody Let It Bang!
**[21:23] ---**
My Rhyme Is Damn Exclusive,
**[21:25] ---**
Other Wack MC’S are So Bull Shit
**[21:27] ---**
I'm the smiling noble Prince
**[21:29] ---**
Bang, Shooting through Music's Cupid
**[21:32] ---**
“Feeling great? I’m the best”
**[21:34] ---**
Before I know it's a dirty trick
**[21:37] ---**
I'll show you who's the best
**[21:39] ---**
I'm teaching your body, honey.
**[21:40] ---**
Rock Rock Y’All To The Beat Y’All Everybody
**[21:43] ---**
How you Doing? What's Up!?
**[21:45] ---**
This Microphone breaks Rapstar
**[21:47] ---**
What’s my Name!? SUZAKU
**[21:50] ---**
Following the note is boring Routine
**[21:52] ---**
Smash it, Let’s Get Stupid
**[21:54] ---**
AlI You Need Is A BANG, huh!?
**[21:56] ---**
What you want is a revolution, huh!?
**[21:58] ---**
The light that each of us emits
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Like A Diamond One And Only
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Sleeping talent, all of it, Show Me
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Don’t close up, Spread Your Feeling
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For Once In Your Life
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Honest thoughts Collide, Tonight Tonight
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Everybody Let It Bang!
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Oh Oh Oh Oh
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B.A.E. Gonna Blow Your Brain!
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Go over limit, shoot through!
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Oh Oh Oh Oh
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Let’s Get Start It With Da BAE!
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We the best!
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Everybody Let It Bang!
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Everybody Let It Bang!