E9 - Paradise SOS

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[00:01] Kuroha
    Well, you sure seem to be
    having a good time, Haru...
[00:05] Kuroha
    Without me and all.
[00:09] Maru
    Kuro!
[00:17] Maru
    That's weird... It's already 11:00.
[00:20] Kuroha
    Hmm?
[00:21] Kuroha
    I think I'm the one who should
    be saying this is weird.
[00:25] Kuroha
    Am I wrong?
[00:27] Maru
    Uh, well...
[00:29] Kuroha
    In which case, don't you have
    something you want to say?
[00:31] Maru
    Oh, you're gonna go there, huh?
[00:34] Maru
    Like you're any better?
[00:36] Kuroha
    Oh, what's this? Picking a fight, Haru?
[00:39] Midori
    Kuro-nee! You can't go on a
    rampage when everyone's here!
[00:42] Kuroha
    Let go of me, Midori!
[00:44] Kuroha
    And what do you mean, go on a rampage?!
[00:46] Aoi
    I'm sorry for the ruckus.
[00:48] ---
    Hey!
SIGN    Osamake: Romcom Where
    The Childhood Friend Won't Lose
[02:23] Kuroha
    So, Tetsuhiko-kun, what's
    the plan after this?
[02:26] Tetsu
    I'd like to see your singing and
    dancing first, Shida-chan.
[02:29] Tetsu
    We can try putting all three together.
[02:32] Kuroha
    Okay.
[02:33] Tetsu
    After lunch, we'll set up the stage,
[02:35] Tetsu
    and those who need to study will study.
[02:37] Tetsu
    But we should play on the beach
    for a bit after we eat.
[02:40] Tetsu
    I'd feel bad making you do nothing but
    help after coming all the way here.
[02:44] Tetsu
    Shida-chan, they can spare an hour, right?
[02:49] Kuroha
    Well, if it's only an hour.
[03:05] Tetsu
    Maria-chan has the balance I expected,
[03:07] Tetsu
    but Shida-chan's not far behind at all.
[03:10] Rena
    Here you go.
[03:10] Maru
    Yeah, and Kuro's a good singer.
[03:13] Tetsu
    Kachi's gotten a lot better, too.
[03:18] Rena
    You okay?
[03:19] Kachi
    I'm fine. Thank you.
[03:21] Maru
    Shiro!
[03:22] Maru
    You've gotten a lot better.
[03:24] Kachi
    Really, Su-chan?
[03:26] Maru
    Yeah.
[03:27] Kachi
    If that's true, your advice must
    have been right on point.
[03:31] Kuroha
    I was glad to see it didn't look
    like anything had happened,
[03:35] Kuroha
    but this...
[03:37] Kuroha
    I guess that's my only choice.
[03:44] Midori
    Man, this feels great!
[03:47] Midori
    The beach rocks!
[03:53] Aoi
    Haru-niisan!
[03:56] Akane
    Haru-nii.
[03:58] Maru
    Wait, where's Kuro?
[04:00] Aoi
    Oh... Kuro-neesan is...
[04:15] Tetsu
    She may be a childhood friend,
[04:17] Tetsu
    but this is your first time seeing her in a
    swimsuit as a potential love interest, eh?
[04:21] Tetsu
    The hell are you doing?!
[04:22] Maru
    You're wrong! I'm not captivated!
[04:25] ---
    
[04:25] Rena
    Hey!
[04:33] Tetsu
    Let go, Stupidharu.
[04:34] Kuroha
    Why do you have a watermelon?
[04:36] Rena
    We can't come to the beach
    and not break a watermelon!
[04:41] Rena
    All right! Let's crush it!
[04:43] Midori
    Kuro-nee!
[04:45] Midori
    That girl over there is the Akutami
    Award-winning novelist, Kachi-san, isn't she?
[04:51] Kuroha
    Why ask that now? You saw her once before.
[04:54] Midori
    Yeah, but only for a second.
[04:57] Midori
    Now that I get a good look,
    she's really pretty.
[05:00] Midori
    You're no match for her.
[05:02] Kuroha
    In what way?
[05:03] Midori
    Your face.
[05:04] Midori
    Your height.
[05:05] Midori
    Your chest.
[05:05] Kuroha
    Wow, Midori, you've got some guts.
[05:08] Kachi
    I like you, Midori-chan.
    You're a very honest girl.
[05:11] Kachi
    Why don't you and I have a chat?
[05:13] Midori
    Wow, really?!
[05:16] Kachi
    Of course.
[05:18] Midori
    You're in trouble, Kuro-nee!
[05:20] Midori
    She's way ahead of you in personality, too!
[05:22] Midori
    The only thing you've got on her
    is your blackheartedness!
[05:25] Kuroha
    Midori!
[05:28] Maru
    Come on, Kuro, just calm down...
[05:31] Kuroha
    There's something I want
    to say to you, Haru.
[05:36] Maru
    Ow, ow, ow, ow!
[05:38] Kuroha
    Sorry, everyone. We'll be right back.
[05:38] Maru
    Ow, ow, ow!
[05:40] Maru
    Kuro, wait a minute!
[05:41] Midori
    Sueharu... Rest in peace.
[05:45] Maru
    Ow!
[05:46] Kuroha
    Haru-san, you lashed out at
    me the moment we got here.
[05:51] Kuroha
    I know why. You're mad at me, aren't you?
[05:54] Maru
    Y-Yeah, that's right.
[05:56] Maru
    I mean, you lied to me,
    and you won't even apologize.
[06:00] Maru
    What's wrong with me being mad?
[06:02] Kuroha
    Hmm...
[06:06] Maru
    K-Kuro?!
[06:07] Kuroha
    You don't trust me, do you, Haru?
[06:12] Kuroha
    So from now on, I'll say,
    "I love you," ten times as often.
[06:17] Kuroha
    What? Got a problem with that?
[06:19] Maru
    That's...
[06:20] Kuroha
    It's fine. I'm just gonna say,
    "I love you," whenever I feel like it.
[06:23] Kuroha
    You can just listen and
    take it as a joke, right?
[06:27] Maru
    K-Kuro's fallen all the
    way to the dark side!
SIGN    Ultimate Kuroha
SIGN    Dark
[06:31] Maru
    Ultimate Kuroha!
SIGN    <Demon Race • Effect • Fusion>
SIGN     After summer break
     Converts all defensive power
     to offensive power.
     Becomes extremely assertive.
SIGN     With amnesia
     Pure and innocent. Shy.
SIGN    <Angel Race • Effect>
[06:36] Maru
    Pure Kuroha!
SIGN    Light
SIGN    Pure Kuroha
SIGN    Light
SIGN    Sergeant Kuroha
[06:39] Maru
    Sergeant Kuroha!
SIGN    <Warrior Race ・ Ritual>
SIGN     For high school entrance exams
    Beast Sergeant
[06:43] Maru
    This is different from all the
    other Kurohas I've seen!
[06:45] Maru
    I should call her... I know!
SIGN     Super sadist
     Entangling sex appeal
     "I love you" 1000%
SIGN    <Illusion Race ・ Counter>
[06:48] Maru
    Alter Kuroha!
SIGN    Alter Kuroha
SIGN    Snare
SIGN    Alter Kuroha
SIGN    Snare
SIGN    Alter Kuroha
SIGN    Snare
[06:51] Kuroha
    For now, consider this
    a declaration of war.
[06:55] Kuroha
    You'd better be ready.
[06:57] Maru
    Sh-She's completely in this mode now.
[07:07] Kuroha
    You look a little sexy when
    your hair's all wet.
[07:12] Kuroha
    I love you.
[07:13] Kuroha
    What's wrong, Haru? Your face is red.
[07:17] Kuroha
    How cute. You don't need
    to try to act tough.
[07:21] Kuroha
    I love you.
[07:25] Maria
    Manta!
[07:29] Kuroha
    Hey, Haru, are you okay?
[07:32] Kuroha
    I love you.
[07:34] Kuroha
    Hey, now.
[07:36] Kuroha
    Tired or not, you still
    have to study later.
[07:39] Kuroha
    I love you.
[07:43] Kuroha
    Worn out, Haru?
[07:45] Kuroha
    I love you.
[07:49] Maru
    Damn Kuroha! Why is she saying
    "I love you" like it's a tic now?!
[07:56] Maru
    I'm scared! It scares me that
    she even came up with this!
[08:00] Maru
    She's totally messing with me.
[08:04] Maru
    No! I can't be like this!
[08:06] Maru
    I'm fighting with Kuro right now!
[08:08] Maru
    Until she apologizes, until she tells me
    why she lied, I'm not gonna forgiv—
[08:13] Kuroha
    I love you.
[08:21] Maru
    I'm stuck in the Shisa!
[08:23] Tetsu
    Yo, what the hell are you doing?
[08:26] Tetsu
    Shida-chan says it's time to start studying,
     so get a move on.
[08:32] Kuroha
    I made up this test for you.
[08:34] Kuroha
    There are five subjects, and you
    have 30 minutes to complete each.
[08:37] Kuroha
    Also, we can't be the only ones to
    get out of setting up the stage,
[08:43] Kuroha
    so we'll be taking a break
    to go out and help.
[08:46] Maru
    That doesn't seem like much of a break.
[08:48] Kuroha
    Got a problem?
[09:02] Maru
    Huh?
[09:03] Maru
    This problem looks a lot like
    one I got wrong before.
[09:08] Maru
    Did she make this test based on
    problems I got wrong in the past?
[09:13] Maru
    Wouldn't it be really hard to
    put together a test like that?
[09:17] Maru
    And she had to practice the
    song and dance, too...
[09:24] Maru
    That's right.
[09:25] Maru
    Everyone said I couldn't get into this
    high school because it's a prep school,
[09:31] Maru
    but I got in because of Kuro.
[09:38] Maru
    Kuro has always been...
[09:47] Kuroha
    Haru?
[09:48] Maru
    Sorry, it's nothing.
[09:50] Maru
    Just psyching myself up a little.
[09:52] Kuroha
    Finally feeling motivated?
[09:54] Maru
    Yeah.
[09:55] Kuroha
    You take way too long
    getting to that point.
[09:59] Kuroha
    I love you.
SIGN    Osamake: Romcom Where
    The Childhood Friend Won't Lose
SIGN    Episode 9
    Paradise SOS
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    Nothing!
[10:10] Maru
    And... there.
[10:12] Akane
    Haru-nii, where are you
    putting the speakers?
[10:15] Maru
    You're wondering about that?
[10:17] Maru
    Oh, that's right.
    You're in the light music club.
[10:20] Maru
    How's that going? You enjoying it?
[10:22] Akane
    I don't get along with the other members,
    so I haven't attended since summer break.
[10:26] Maru
    Oh... How did you not get along with them?
[10:29] Akane
    Well, I want to get better at playing
    my instrument, but they never practice.
[10:34] Akane
    They all suck at theirs,
    but all they do is talk trash,
[10:37] Akane
    so I stopped caring.
[10:38] Maru
    Ah, I see. That must've been rough.
[10:43] Akane
    I never knew you had so many friends.
[10:46] Maru
    Do I look like someone who
    doesn't have many friends?
[10:49] Akane
    Oh, sorry, Haru-nii.
    That's not what I meant.
[10:53] Akane
    Watching you talk to people I don't know
    just made you seem kind of far away.
[11:00] Maru
    Akane...
[11:03] Maru
    Okay.
[11:04] Maru
    Hey, Tetsuhiko.
[11:05] Maru
    Akane has a suggestion for
    where the speakers should go.
[11:09] Maru
    Just say what you want to
    say. I'll back you up.
[11:13] Tetsu
    Sure, let's hear it.
[11:27] Tetsu
    I love it!
[11:29] Maru
    That's pretty awesome, Akane.
[11:31] Maru
    I didn't know you were that good at this.
[11:33] Akane
    Yeah... Thanks, Haru-nii.
[11:36] Maru
    I didn't even do anything.
[11:38] Akane
    Still, thank you.
[11:52] Maru
    Shiro, you okay?
[11:54] Kachi
    Oh... Yes, I'm fine.
[11:57] Kachi
    It just feels a little strange.
[11:59] Maru
    Oh, yeah. You're the only one who
    kept practicing for two whole days.
[12:03] Maru
    Midori, could you take a look at Shiro?
[12:06] Midori
    Do you feel any pain here?
[12:08] Kachi
    Yes, a bit.
[12:10] Midori
    We can fix this up with a bit of taping.
[12:14] Midori
    A compress would help, too. I'll go get one.
[12:17] Kachi
    Thanks...
[12:18] Maru
    Can you walk?
[12:20] Kachi
    Yes, I'm fine.
[12:50] Maru
    Shiro...
[12:52] Maru
    Even with an injured foot,
    she's still practicing this late.
[12:59] Kachi
    Hi, Meiko.
[13:01] Kachi
    Thanks for calling me back.
[13:02] Kachi
    Sorry to make you call so late.
[13:04] Maru
    Why am I hiding?
[13:07] Kachi
    Yeah. I'm the only one who's bad
    at it, so I have to practice.
[13:12] Kachi
    No, I have no intention of
    asking Su-chan for help.
[13:17] Kachi
    I realized yesterday that
[13:19] Kachi
    I don't need to push myself too
    hard to stand next to him.
[13:23] Kachi
    I want to walk a step behind him,
[13:26] Kachi
    and be the one to prop him up
    when he gets into trouble.
[13:32] Maru
    Shiro feels the same way as me.
[13:35] Kachi
    I'm going to try to be more honest,
[13:38] Kachi
    and rely on Su-chan for help
    and advice from now on.
[13:42] Kachi
    But I think it's wrong to rely
    on him unconditionally.
[13:46] Kachi
    I feel it's rude to start being dependent
    before I've done whatever I can myself.
[13:52] Kachi
    I won't be going back to the days when
    I just clung to Su-chan unconditionally.
[13:58] Kachi
    Meiko, thanks for listening.
[14:01] Kachi
    Okay, talk to you later.
[14:04] Kachi
    Well, back to work.
[14:15] Kachi
    I want to show Su-chan that
    I can do it when I try.
[14:19] Kachi
    I want to let him know that
    I am who I am because of him.
[14:41] Maru
    You can do it, Shiro.
[14:45] Maru
    First love is poison.
[14:48] Maru
    I thought I had eased the
    pain with a new love.
[14:52] Maru
    But the poison of my first love
[14:55] Maru
    is still eating away at me.
[15:10] Aoi
    Akane-chan...
[15:17] Akane
    Aoi, I don't know why, but my heart hurts.
[15:20] Aoi
    Akane-chan?
[15:22] Akane
    Why, though? This has
    never happened before.
[15:26] Akane
    But when I look at Haru-nii,
    my chest feels all tight.
[15:34] Aoi
    No, Akane-chan. Don't.
[15:39] Aoi
    It's poison. What you're feeling
    can't be anything but poison.
[15:43] Aoi
    No light will ever touch it.
[15:47] Aoi
    And yet, even the smallest things
    will make you so happy.
[15:50] Aoi
    You'll get all excited, even giddy.
[15:53] Aoi
    But in the end, you'll just be sad.
[15:56] Aoi
    I know my feelings clash with
    my beloved Kuro-neesan's.
[16:02] Aoi
    Maybe with Midori-neesan's, too.
[16:05] Aoi
    But is there...
[16:07] Aoi
    Is there no chance for me at all?
[16:12] Akane
    Aoi, you're hurting me.
[16:14] Aoi
    Sorry...
[16:16] Akane
    Are you okay?
[16:17] Aoi
    Yeah, I'm fine.
[16:20] Akane
    I'm glad.
[16:22] Aoi
    If love really is poison...
[16:26] Aoi
    Then for me, lies are medicine.
[16:30] Aoi
    Not medicine to heal me, though.
[16:35] Aoi
    All for everyone else.
[16:37] Aoi
    It's a painkiller that lets me get away
    with claiming a noble cause like that.
[16:43] Aoi
    Also, after I use this medicine, it hurts.
[16:47] Aoi
    Because the more I lie, the stronger
    these feelings I shouldn't have get.
[16:52] Aoi
    Hey, Haru-niisan, please tell me...
[16:57] Aoi
    What should I do?
[17:09] Kuroha
    Oh, Haru...
[17:10] Maru
    Hey, Shiro.
[17:11] Maru
    How's your foot doing?
[17:13] Kachi
    It's just fine.
[17:16] Maru
    Really? Let me take a look.
[17:18] Kachi
    W-Wait, Su-chan...
[17:20] Maru
    Does it hurt here? How about here?
[17:22] Kachi
    Su-chan...
[17:23] Rena
    What do you think that's
    all about, Tetsu-senpai?
[17:24] Kachi
    Don't do lewd things in front of everyone.
[17:26] Maru
    Huh? What'd you say?
[17:26] Tetsu
    Yeah, I dunno, either.
[17:27] Kachi
    Uh, nothing.
[17:29] Maria
    I may have taken this a bit too lightly.
[17:33] Rena
    Momo-chi?
[17:35] Maru
    Can you make it, Shiro?
[17:36] Kachi
    Yeah. Thanks.
[17:39] Maru
    Keep it up.
[17:40] Kachi
    I will.
[19:29] Maru
    You did it. You really did your best,
[19:33] Maru
    Shiro.
[19:34] Tetsu
    Okay, that's it.
[19:36] Maru
    That was good, right? It was perfect!
[19:39] Tetsu
    We still have some time.
    Should we do one more take?
[19:42] Maru
    No way, no way! It'll never
    get any better than that!
[19:45] Maru
    There's no need to do it again! That was enough!
[19:47] Tetsu
    What're you getting all heated about?
[19:50] Kachi
    Su-chan, what's wrong?
[19:52] Kachi
    Ow!
[19:53] Maru
    Shiro!
[20:04] Maru
    Ow!
[20:07] Kachi
    Su-chan!
[20:10] Kuroha
    Haru!
[20:11] Maria
    Sueharu-oniichan!
[20:13] Tetsu
    Hey, Rena, look up nearby hospitals.
[20:15] Rena
    Roger!
[20:16] Tetsu
    Eri-san, start the car.
[20:19] Tetsu
    Midori-chan, can you give him first aid?
[20:19] Kachi
    Su-chan... This is my fault.
[20:21] ---
    Y-Yes!
[20:23] Maru
    Shiro... You're still such a crybaby.
[20:28] Maru
    Don't worry about me. This is no big deal.
[20:33] Kachi
    Su-chan...
[20:41] Abe
    Mind if I interrupt?
[20:43] Tetsu
    As long as you know that's
    what you're doing.
[20:45] Tetsu
    You're interrupting. Could you leave?
[20:48] Abe
    I've started to look forward
    to these reactions of yours.
[20:51] Abe
    I'm glad you met my expectations.
[20:53] Tetsu
    Are you that masochistic?
[20:55] Abe
    I'll have to deny that.
[20:57] Abe
    It's just that there's no one else
    who reacts to me like you do.
[21:00] Abe
    It just feels so new.
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[21:03] Abe
    Anyway, how'd the filming trip go?
[21:06] Tetsu
    You're gonna hang around until I tell you?
[21:08] Abe
    Actually, I got into Keio
    U on a recommendation,
[21:11] Abe
    so thankfully, I have
    ample time on my hands.
[21:14] Tetsu
    Shooting that PV with the girls was
    all I wanted out of that trip.
[21:20] Tetsu
    I didn't really get involved
    between the four of them.
[21:24] Tetsu
    If I had to name a winner,
[21:26] Tetsu
    it'd definitely be Kachi.
[21:28] Abe
    Oh?
[21:29] Tetsu
    Maria-chan was so scared of Shida-chan
[21:32] Tetsu
    that she didn't do anything
    to try to stop Kachi.
[21:35] Tetsu
    That's how I saw it.
[21:37] Tetsu
    Kachi must've thought that if she wanted
    to stop Shida-chan's intense attack,
[21:40] Tetsu
    it'd work out better for her
    to be a bit more competitive.
[21:44] Tetsu
    But that was a mistake.
[21:46] Tetsu
    On the last day, all three of
    us filmed them on the stage,
[21:51] Tetsu
    and this is Sueharu's.
[21:53] Abe
    Huh... It's nothing but
    shots of Shirokusa-chan.
[21:57] Tetsu
    Obvious, right?
[21:59] Abe
    It's strange.
[22:00] Abe
    Based on what Shirokusa-chan told me,
     all she did was screw up.
[22:05] Abe
    What on earth happened
    between the two of them?
[22:08] Tetsu
    I didn't see it myself, so to
    be honest, I have no idea.
[22:12] Tetsu
    I guess it means that just
    because the plan failed,
[22:15] Tetsu
    it doesn't mean she failed
    in the romantic aspect.
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[22:19] Abe
    Does that mean Shirokusa-chan failing
    actually made his protective instinct kick in?
[22:27] Tetsu
    Well, if we're being frank about it.
[22:29] Abe
    In which case,
[22:31] Abe
    rather than the pushy,
    aggressive Shida-san,
[22:34] Abe
    Maru-kun prefers someone like Shirokusa-chan,
     who's clumsy but always does her best?
[22:40] Tetsu
    That's what I've thought all along.
[22:42] Tetsu
    I mean, he was in love with
     Kachi, not Shida-chan.
[22:45] Abe
    Oh, yeah, that's right.
[22:48] Abe
    Which means this is going
    to be quite a mess.
[22:51] Tetsu
    How so?
[22:52] Abe
    Because...
[22:54] Abe
    Maru-kun and Shirokusa-chan are going
    to live in the same house together.
[23:01] Maru
    Huh? What do you mean?
[23:03] Dad
    Just what I said.
[23:05] Dad
    To take responsibility for your injury,
    Shiro is going to stay at your house
[23:09] Dad
    and take care of all your needs.
[23:11] Dad
    With your dominant arm in that shape,
    you'll have a hard time getting by.
[23:15] Dad
    I've already talked it
    over with your father.
[23:17] Kuroha
    B-But making a teenage girl live with a
    male classmate just because of that...
[23:24] Dad
    It won't be Shiro alone, of course.
[23:26] Dad
    She will be staying there, too.
[23:28] Kuroha
    I can look after Haru!
[23:30] Kachi
    Shida-san, I'm the one who hurt Su-chan.
[23:34] Kachi
    Let me take responsibility for that.