E8 - Shirokusa's Counterattack

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[00:00] Both
    ...a cooking contest!
[00:06] Maru
    What do we do about this?
[00:08] Tetsu
    Easy.
[00:09] Tetsu
    No matter what they cook,
    we just have to eat it.
[00:12] Tetsu
    If you die, I'll take care of
    all your affairs for you.
[00:15] Maru
    Oh, I'm making sure you eat.
     If I die, so do you.
[00:18] Tetsu
    Nope.
[00:18] Maru
    You're eating!
[00:19] Tetsu
    Nope.
[00:20] Maru
    You're eating!
[00:21] Tetsu
    Nope.
[00:22] Maru
    You're eating!
[00:23] Eri
    All right, you high school boys.
[00:25] Eri
    There's this thing called tact. Get some!
[00:28] Maru
    Ow!
[00:28] Tetsu
    Ow!
[00:29] Eri
    Now, if we're having a cooking contest,
     we'll need a theme.
[00:34] Tetsu
    Look, let's just compare local
    instant ramen flavors.
[00:39] Maru
    You're normally scum,
    but sometimes, you're a genius.
[00:42] Eri
    That wouldn't be any fun.
[00:43] Eri
    But we don't want anything
    too difficult, so...
[00:46] Kachi
    Th-Then how about fried chicken?
[00:48] Eri
    Oh, what about hotpot, then?
[00:50] Tetsu
    That's it!
[00:51] Maru
    Good idea!
[00:51] Maria
    That's fine with me.
[00:53] Kachi
    U-Um, I think fried chicken is—
[00:55] Eri
    Okay, hotpot it is!
[00:56] Tetsu
    All right!
[00:56] Maru
    Yeah!
[00:56] Maria
    Okay!
[00:58] Kachi
    Fried chicken...
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[02:32] Maria
    Hey, Onee-chan!
[02:33] Maria
    How much alcohol do you need to buy?
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[02:35] Eri
    Well, I won't have to drive anymore
    once we get to the villa,
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[02:39] Eri
    so I want to get enough
    for today and tomorrow.
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[02:45] Maria
    Rena-san!
[02:46] Maria
    Come over here and have fun with us.
[02:49] Rena
    To tell you the truth, I've never gone
    on any trips other than school events,
[02:54] Rena
    so I kinda don't know where I should be.
[02:57] Maria
    Then would you like to shop with me?
[03:02] Rena
    I appreciate your thoughtfulness!
[03:04] Maria
    You don't need to be so polite.
[03:07] Maria
    We're the same age, after all.
[03:09] Rena
    I could say the same to you.
[03:19] (Flashback) Aoi
    So I just wish you would do your best
    to accept her with an open mind.
[03:23] Tetsu
    I know you.
[03:25] Tetsu
    You're thinking about
    Shida-chan, aren't you?
[03:27] Maru
    Wha—
[03:28] Tetsu
    Up until now, you always made
    up right away after a fight.
[03:31] Maru
    This time is no different
    than all the rest!
[03:34] Tetsu
    Don't bother acting tough.
[03:36] Tetsu
    When you're stuck in a mess this bad,
[03:38] Tetsu
    you two are gonna be
    awkward for a long time,
[03:40] Tetsu
    even if you get to talking for
    the same reasons as usual.
[03:43] Maru
    What would you do in my position?
[03:46] Tetsu
    Hmm...
[03:48] Tetsu
    I'd seduce all the girls around
    me and start a harem.
[03:51] Maru
    You're such total scum,
    it actually puts me at ease.
[03:55] Tetsu
    I'm not telling you to
    hurt any of the girls.
[03:59] Tetsu
    In fact, I'm telling you to
    just make them all happy.
[04:02] Tetsu
    And if the result deviates a bit
    from what's considered the norm,
[04:05] Tetsu
    what's wrong with that?
[04:07] Tetsu
    Isn't it more important that the
    people you care about are happy?
[04:11] Tetsu
    In other words, it's both
    kindness and humanism.
[04:14] Maru
    Just how demonic are you?
[04:15] Maru
    I bet when you die, it's gonna
    be because a woman stabbed you.
[04:19] Tetsu
    Isn't that how every man wants to die?
[04:21] Maru
    The fact that I even vaguely understand
    the trashy things you say scares me.
[04:28] Maru
    Whew, good. No one heard me.
[04:32] Tetsu
    Man, it's hot. Let's go get some ice cream.
[04:35] Maru
    Sure.
[04:39] Maria
    We can't tell him we actually did hear.
[04:42] Rena
    This is normal for them, honestly.
[04:44] Rena
    I don't even think a thing of hearing
    them talk like that anymore.
[04:47] Maria
    Really?
[04:48] Maria
    I never would've thought of it,
    so I found it very informative.
[04:52] Rena
    Informative?
[04:55] Maria
    Sueharu-oniichan isn't like Tetsuhiko-san.
[04:58] Maria
    He tends to lean more on
    common sense and logic.
[05:02] Maria
    That's why he's drawn to
    Tetsuhiko-san's ideas,
[05:05] Maria
    but part of him also envies how
    he's so true to his own desires.
[05:10] Rena
    Oh, yeah, I guess so.
[05:13] Maria
    Finding out that Sueharu-oniichan
    doesn't totally lack interest
[05:17] Maria
    in having a harem was a
    new discovery for me.
[05:20] Rena
    But what good does it do to discover that?
[05:24] Maria
    Rena-san, what position do
    you think I'm in right now?
[05:28] Rena
    You mean romantically, right?
[05:30] Maria
    Correct!
[05:32] Rena
    If you want me to be honest,
[05:34] Rena
    I think you're falling
    behind the other two.
[05:36] Rena
    Oh, but I don't mean in
    terms of personal charm!
[05:40] Maria
    Thank you for being honest.
[05:42] Maria
    That's what I think, too.
[05:44] Maria
    Romantically, I'm falling behind
    Kuroha-san and Shirokusa-san.
[05:49] Maria
    That said, I'm not drastically far behind.
[05:52] Maria
    I think it's only because I'm
    not a romantic interest yet.
[05:57] Rena
    Wow... You're so cool-headed
    about all this.
[05:59] Maria
    Which means the best thing for me
[06:01] Maria
    is to make him aware of
    me while the two of them
[06:05] Maria
    are preventing each other from
    getting together with him.
[06:09] Rena
    I get it.
[06:11] Rena
    The general understanding of a harem is
    that the guy's chosen all the girls,
[06:15] Rena
    but you could also say it means
    he won't just choose one.
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[06:20] Maria
    I call it Sueharu-oniichan's
    Plan for the Three Kingdoms!
[06:24] Rena
    That sounds like Paisen's only future is
    being torn into pieces by three jealous girls.
[06:30] Kachi
    Our villa will be coming into sight soon.
[06:35] Kachi
    What do you think, Su-chan?
[06:37] Maru
    My sincerest thanks for allowing
    us to accompany you, milady.
[06:40] Kachi
    H-Huh?!
[06:42] Maru
    I am ready to obey any order you may have.
[06:45] Kachi
    Wait... Stop that, Su-chan!
[06:47] Maru
    I am delighted that you
    address me with such ease.
[06:50] Maru
    Supremely delighted!
[06:51] Kachi
    Su-chan! You just sound weird now!
[06:54] Tetsu
    Sueharu's really something, huh?
[06:56] Tetsu
    He has no resistance to people
    with money and power.
[06:59] Rena
    Peasants are weak in the face of greatness.
[07:02] Tetsu
    Are you, too?
[07:03] Rena
    I still have my pride!
[07:05] Maru
    Can't you two choose your
    words a little better?
[07:07] Maru
    Especially you, Rena! I know
    you're making fun of me!
[07:11] Rena
    Frankly... yeah, I am.
[07:13] Maru
    Don't think I'll let you off the
    hook just because you were honest!
[07:14] Rena
    Ow, ow, ow, ow!
[07:17] Rena
    No bullying your juniors!
[07:18] Eri
    All right, all right. Shirokusa-chan,
    unlock the door.
[07:22] Eri
    Come on, everyone has to carry something.
     Especially the boys!
[07:34] Kachi
    Your bedrooms are on the first floor.
[07:37] Kachi
    There are five bedrooms,
    each with two beds.
[07:40] Kachi
    As for how to split up the rooms...
[07:42] Maria
    Sueharu-chan and I will share a room!
[07:45] Eri
    You're so bold, Maria.
[07:48] Kachi
    Okay, so Momosaka-san and her
    sister will get one room.
[07:52] Rena
    Kachi-senpai's a pro at
    ignoring provocation!
[07:54] Kachi
    Su-chan and Kai-kun will share one room,
[07:56] Kachi
    Asagi-san and I will share one room,
[07:59] Kachi
    and the four Shida sisters can have the
    last two rooms. How does that sound?
[08:03] All
    No objections.
[08:05] Kachi
    Also, the bath is on the third floor.
[08:07] Kachi
    You can get a nice view from the terrace,
[08:09] Kachi
    but the stars at night look
    better from the bath.
[08:15] Maru
    Shiro, I've got a good idea.
[08:18] Maru
    We could all put on our swimsuits
    and get in the bath toge—
[08:20] Kachi
    Do you really think I'll allow
    something so salacious?
[08:23] Kachi
    Well, Su-chan? Do you?
[08:26] Maru
    S-Sorry. Just kidding.
[08:29] Tetsu
    Hey, is it possible to
    dive in from up here?
[08:32] Kachi
    Yes.
[08:34] Tetsu
    All right, got it.
[08:36] Tetsu
    Go to hell!
[08:40] Maru
    Damn it, Tetsuhiko!
[08:42] Maru
    Take this!
[08:45] Eri
    Ah, youth.
[08:54] Akane
    Impressive, Kuro-nee. I can't believe
    you got this far in just a few days.
[08:59] Kuroha
    Well, I did promise Tetsuhiko-kun.
[09:02] Akane
    It's not just that, is it?
[09:04] Akane
    It's more than just the dance practice.
     For Haru-nii, you're...
[09:09] Kuroha
    Well, I'm basically his older sister.
[09:12] Akane
    Even though you're fighting?
[09:14] Kuroha
    That's one thing. This is another.
[09:16] Akane
    You really are amazing.
[09:18] Akane
    He might be out having fun as we speak.
[09:22] Akane
    It seems likely that he's using your absence
    as a chance to skip out on studying.
[09:28] Akane
    And since he's such a pervert,
[09:30] Akane
    he might be gawking at the other girls.
[09:35] Maria
    Oh? What's the matter, Sueharu-oniichan?
[09:39] Maria
    It's not often I put on a swimsuit.
    You should take a better look.
[09:43] Maru
    Wait, Momo!
[09:47] Maria
    Did that make your heart pound?
[09:49] Maria
    You're so kyoote! Kyoote, kyoote, kyoote!
[09:52] Maru
    Okay, fine, I get it.
    Just don't get any closer!
[09:55] Maria
    Telling me that won't do you any good.
[09:57] Maria
    There, there!
[10:03] Akane
    A-Aoi, sorry to interrupt
    your club meeting,
[10:06] Akane
    but I need you to get home
    as soon as possible.
[10:08] Akane
    I don't think I can hold
    Kuro-nee back by myself.
[10:19] Tetsu
    Why don't you stop filming
    and go play with them?
[10:22] Rena
    Can I?
[10:23] Tetsu
    Since we're not allowed
    to film the swimsuits,
[10:25] Tetsu
    there's no point in shooting
    footage we can't use.
[10:38] Maria
    You look adorable!
[10:41] Tetsu
    Hi-yah!
[10:43] Maru
    Damn it, Tetsuhiko! What was that for?!
[10:46] Tetsu
    Well, you were spacing out.
[10:48] Tetsu
    That was a prompt to get
    me to attack you, right?
[10:50] Maru
    If that's an attack cue,
    I can never space out again!
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    I want to show you my swimsuit, but...
[10:55] Maru
    Oh...
[10:56] Kachi
    I want to show you my swimsuit,
[10:58] Kachi
    but not in front of everyone.
[11:00] Kachi
    If you step outside the front
    door and head to the right,
[11:03] Kachi
    you'll find a small beach.
[11:05] Kachi
    I want to show you there in secret.
[11:08] Maru
    Oops! Just remembered something I gotta do!
[11:11] Maru
    Back, clear!
[11:12] Maru
    Front door, clear!
[11:13] Maru
    Now head right!
[11:15] Maru
    I can't wait! Dash!
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    Shirokusa's Counterattack
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[11:37] Kachi
    Sorry for the wait, Su-chan.
[11:40] Kachi
    What's wrong?
[11:41] Maru
    Uh, nothing...
[11:44] Kachi
    Su-chan?
[11:53] Maru
    Oh, that's it?!
[11:54] Kachi
    What do you mean, "that's it"?
[11:56] Maru
    Well, you said you were gonna
    show me your swimsuit.
[11:59] Maru
    To be honest, I expected
    something like a bikini.
[12:01] Kachi
    I just put this cover on because I
    didn't want the others to see me!
[12:06] Maru
    Huh?
[12:07] Kachi
    This is what I wanted to show you.
[12:14] Shiro
    What do you think?
[12:18] Maru
    U-Um... I-I'm not sure what to say...
[12:22] Kachi
    That doesn't tell me anything.
[12:23] Kachi
    Give me more details.
[12:26] Kachi
    Well, Su-chan?
[12:28] Maru
    It looks great on you!
    I think you look gorgeous!
[12:31] Maru
    Seriously, I'm really,
    really moved right now!
[12:34] Maru
    You're beautiful!
[12:36] Maru
    What's wrong, Shiro?
[12:37] Kachi
    I'm fine. I'm fine, Su-chan.
[12:41] Kachi
    I'm just so happy. I've wanted to
    hear you say that for so long.
[12:47] Maru
    Shiro, are you sure you're okay?
[12:55] Kachi
    May I sit with you?
[12:57] Maru
    Y-Yeah, of course.
[13:27] Maru
    Uh, hello?
[13:28] Maria
    You certainly seem to be enjoying yourself,
     Sueharu-oniichan.
[13:32] Maru
    Momo?! You were watching?!
[13:34] Maria
    I was filming.
[13:37] Maru
    At least keep it to just watching!
[13:39] Maru
    And tell the guy next to you
    to drop dead right now!
[13:44] Maria
    Right... Okay.
[13:46] Maria
    Oh, Sueharu-oniichan?
[13:47] Maria
    I have a message from
    the person next to me.
[13:50] Maria
    He says, "I got video of
    Shirokusa-san in her swimsuit.
[13:53] Maria
    Want me to send you the data?"
[13:55] Maru
    I mean, hell yes, I want it!
[14:00] Maria
    By the way, I was going to run out
    and interrupt you right away,
[14:05] Maria
    but I held back because Tetsuhiko-san
    wanted to record more.
[14:09] Maru
    Huh? O-Oh...
[14:11] Maria
    So you should know that I'm very angry.
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[14:17] Maria
    You won't get away, Sueharu-oniichan!
[14:21] Maru
    Get off of me, Momo!
[14:23] Maria
    No! I want to sit in your lap, too!
[14:26] Kachi
    Momosaka-san, that's enough!
[14:28] Maru
    Come on, both of you!
[14:35] Maru
    Don't worry about it.
[14:36] Maria
    Sueharu-oniichan, I'll kill
    you and then myself!
[14:39] ---
    Calm the eff down, Momo!
[14:48] Rena
    Paisen, your hands aren't moving.
[14:50] Rena
    Try looking at reality instead of Momo-chi.
[14:52] Maru
    Just a little won't hurt.
[14:55] Maru
    Oh, but I heard you were a scholarship
    student who's always at the top of your grade.
[15:00] Rena
    Paisen, did you actually
    think I was stupid?
[15:05] Maru
    Well, you're just like me, aren't you?
[15:07] Rena
    Seriously, please don't put
    me on the same level as you.
[15:10] Maru
    You little...
[15:12] Rena
    No bullying your tutor!
[15:13] ---
    Yeah? How do you like that?
[15:16] Maru
    Wow, Momo's really something, huh?
[15:18] Rena
    This is the first time I've
    really seen her as an actress.
[15:21] Tetsu
    There's nothing to even critique.
[15:24] Tetsu
    Okay, Kachi, you're up next.
[15:32] Rena
    Is Kachi-senpai nervous?
[15:38] Tetsu
    Kachi...
[15:39] Kachi
    What?
[15:40] Tetsu
    You're not cute at all.
[15:42] Kachi
    Well, sorry I'm not good at this!
[15:44] Tetsu
    I didn't say you're not good.
    I said you're not cute.
[15:47] Kachi
    Well, sorry I'm not cute!
[15:50] Tetsu
    That's not the point. I'm saying
    you should try to look cuter.
[15:53] Kachi
    You make it sound so easy.
[15:55] Maru
    Tetsuhiko...
[15:57] Maru
    I don't know if it'll be a good example,
[15:59] Maru
    but can I try doing the dance once?
[16:01] Tetsu
    Can you, though? You haven't practiced it.
[16:05] Maru
    I've mastered the basic movements.
[16:08] Maru
    Though I won't be singing,
    of course. Just dancing.
[16:10] Kachi
    Su-chan...
[16:12] Tetsu
    Okay, sure. Go for it.
[16:23] Rena
    I feel the urge to kill.
[16:25] Tetsu
    Ditto.
[16:27] Rena
    What I really can't stand is that I thought
    he looked cute for just a second.
[16:32] Tetsu
    Seeing the look that comes to his face
    when he suddenly comes to his senses
[16:36] Tetsu
    is just depressing.
[16:38] Rena
    Right now, I'm just cursing the god
    who gave that moron so much talent.
[16:44] Maria
    You're amazing, Sueharu-oniichan!
[16:46] Maria
    Other than the fact that it's gross
    when a boy does it, that was perfect!
[16:51] Maru
    Was that a compliment or an insult?
[16:53] Maria
    A compliment, of course.
[16:55] Maru
    What'd you think, Shiro?
[16:57] Kachi
    You really are amazing, Su-chan.
[17:00] Maru
    Hey, Shiro...
[17:02] Maru
    Remember how I couldn't dance until
    just recently because of my trauma?
[17:06] Maru
    What made me able to do it again
    was something really small.
[17:10] Maru
    It was... deciding to
    dance for someone else.
[17:14] Kachi
    For... someone else?
[17:17] Maru
    Is there anyone you want to dance for?
[17:20] Maru
    If not, is there anyone
    you want to smile for?
[17:27] Kachi
    Su-chan... Thank you.
[17:34] Maria
    Sueharu-oniichan, when you finish
    with that, could you help me?
[17:39] Maru
    Sure. What do you want me to do?
[17:41] Maria
    Just hold me tight, so I don't go far away.
[17:45] Maru
    Could you not just hit me
    like that out of the blue?!
[17:47] Maru
    The shock is too much!
[17:49] Maria
    I was actually half-joking.
[17:51] Maria
    I'm making chanko nabe,
    so I could use a hand.
[17:54] Maru
    Okay, I get it now, but why only half?
[17:57] Maria
    Would you prefer if I'd
    only been 10% joking?
[18:00] Maru
    That's not where I was going with that!
[18:03] Maru
    Wait, where's Shiro?
[18:05] Maria
    She just walked out the front door
    earlier without saying a word.
[18:08] Maru
    Wait, wha—
[18:10] Maria
    Sueharu-oniichan!
[18:12] Maru
    What?
[18:14] Maria
    I'm not all that concerned
    about this cooking contest.
[18:18] Maru
    Huh? What makes you say this now?
[18:20] Maria
    No particular reason.
[18:22] Maru
    O-Okay...
[18:31] Kachi
    I practiced making it because
    I heard it was Su-chan's favorite.
[18:35] Kachi
    So why hotpot? How do you even make hotpot?
[18:40] Kachi
    Do you just boil stuff?
    Is that all it takes?
[18:42] Kachi
    There are too many recipes out there.
     I don't know what to do.
[18:46] Maru
    Shiro...
[18:49] Kachi
    Wh-What is it, Su-chan?
[18:51] Kachi
    I'd kind of like to be alone right now.
[18:53] Maru
    Shiro, do you feel like you have
    to act tough around me, too?
[18:58] Maru
    I know the old Shiro.
[19:00] Maru
    There's no need to hide any
    weakness from me now, is there?
[19:04] Maru
    I know there was a time when you didn't even
    want to step outside the gate to your house,
[19:08] Maru
    so you actually cried.
[19:10] Kachi
    I'm not the same person I was then!
[19:13] Kachi
    I got stronger! Strong enough to
    stand on even footing with you!
[19:17] Maru
    Shiro...
[19:21] Maru
    I won't say I don't care whether
    you're strong or not,
[19:24] Maru
    but I don't think it's good
    to fixate too much on it.
[19:30] Maru
    If devoting too much of yourself
    to get stronger makes you suffer,
[19:33] Maru
    I don't want you to try that hard.
[19:35] Maru
    Being too weak might not be a good thing,
[19:37] Maru
    but aren't there things more
    important than being strong?
[19:40] Kachi
    What are you trying to say, Su-chan?
[19:43] Maru
    I think being honest is more important.
[19:47] Maru
    It looks to me like you're digging your own
    grave because you can't just be honest.
[19:54] Kachi
    I understand what you're saying...
     but I'm scared.
[20:00] Maru
    You've never even seen anyone
    make hotpot before, have you?
[20:04] Kachi
    How do you know?
[20:05] Maru
    I kind of overheard.
[20:07] Maru
    Also, you practiced making
    my favorite food?
[20:10] Kachi
    You heard that, too?!
[20:11] Maru
    Only bits and pieces.
[20:13] Kachi
    I wanted to look good without
    having to say anything!
[20:16] Maru
    Thanks, Shiro.
[20:18] Maru
    It makes me really happy that
    you practiced just for me.
[20:22] Maru
    Make some for me sometime.
[20:24] Kachi
    B-But it's a hotpot challenge...
[20:26] Maru
    Who cares? It'll work out.
[20:28] Maru
    What did you practice making?
[20:31] Kachi
    Fried chicken.
[20:33] Maru
    That really is my favorite!
[20:35] Maru
    Did you get the stuff to make it?
[20:36] Kachi
    I did, just in case.
[20:38] Maru
    Then there's no problem!
[20:40] Maru
    I'll make up some excuse
    to give the others.
[20:42] Maru
    Just focus on cooking and
    don't worry about a thing.
[20:47] Kachi
    You so easily do things that I can't.
[20:52] Maru
    That's not true.
[20:54] Maru
    I can't write novels like you.
[20:56] Kachi
    You always pinpoint the good things
    about whoever you're with.
[21:00] Kachi
    I'm a stubborn, pessimistic coward,
[21:04] Kachi
    but you give me so much
    courage and strength.
[21:19] Aoi
    I think you should be wary
    of the magic of travel.
[21:33] Maru
    We should head back.
[21:36] Kachi
    Yeah.
[21:54] Kuroha
    Well, you sure seem to be
    having a good time, Haru...
[21:58] Kuroha
    Without me and all.
[22:03] Maru
    Kuro!