E6 - My Wife Left Me (for Two Weeks)

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SIGN    Mina-chan leaves
    for the factory
SIGN    Sun
SIGN    Mon
SIGN    Tue
SIGN    Wed
SIGN    Thu
SIGN    Fri
SIGN    Sat
SIGN    Mina-chan
    leaves
    for the
    factory
SIGN    Welcome
    home,
    Mina-chan!
[00:10] Takuma
    Peace.
[00:12] Mina
    Peace.
[00:15] Takuma
    Raise the knife higher.
[00:17] Mina
    Very well.
[00:18] Takuma
    There.
[00:19] Takuma
    That's cool.
[00:21] Mina
    I am ready anytime.
[00:23] Takuma
    Okay. Recording, start.
[00:30] Takuma
    However many times I see it, it's
    so cool when the steam comes out.
[00:34] Mina
    What is "cool"?
[00:36] Takuma
    Um, it's like when
    something's captivating.
[00:40] Mina
    Captivating... You do
    like steam, Takuma-sama.
[00:44] Takuma
    M-Maybe I do.
[00:47] Mina
    Here.
[00:48] Takuma
    Oh, thanks.
[00:51] Mina
    You are welcome.
SIGN    #06 My Wife Left Me (for Two Weeks)
[02:26] Takuma
    I think that'll do it.
[02:28] Takuma
    Thanks.
[02:29] Mina
    Why did you suddenly
    want to take pictures?
[02:32] Takuma
    I wanted to make a record of you
    this way, before you become fancy.
[02:37] Mina
    I see.
[02:38] Mina
    What is the pixel count
    of that smartphone?
[02:41] Takuma
    I think the rear camera is 12 million,
    and the front camera is 7 million.
[02:47] Mina
    My eye cameras
    number 13.17 million pixels.
[02:52] Mina
    The left and right are
    each 13.17 million.
[02:55] Takuma
    You got me beat.
[02:57] Mina
    Does it have a zoom feature?
[02:59] Takuma
    I'm pretty sure there's
    a kind of digital zoom.
[03:02] Mina
    My eye cameras have 5x optical zoom.
[03:05] Takuma
    That's amazing.
[03:07] Mina
    If I use both eyes, I can
    capture stereoscopic imagery.
[03:11] Mina
    You could say that even as a camera,
[03:13] Mina
    my abilities are sure to
    surpass your smartphone's.
[03:16] Takuma
    I'll say.
[03:17] Mina
    I recommend using me for photography
    instead of a smartphone.
[03:21] Takuma
    But I want to take pictures
    of you, Mina-chan.
[03:24] Mina
    Yes.
[03:25] Takuma
    You can't take pictures
    of yourself, can you?
[03:33] Takuma
    Mina-chan?
[03:38] Takuma
    Are you doing a
    Web search or something?
[03:51] Takuma
    Say what?
[03:53] Mina
    Takuma-sama, please
    do a V sign. Peace.
[03:56] Takuma
    Mina-chan, you point your
    palm outward for a V sign.
[04:01] Mina
    Very well.
[04:07] Takuma/Mina
    Peace.
[04:10] Mina
    I took a picture.
[04:11] Mina
    Now I will horizontally flip this photo data,
    and output it using my online printing feature.
[04:17] Takuma
    The mirror's a good idea.
    Did you find that online?
[04:21] Mina
    I was borrowing
    Super Mina-san's brain.
[04:24] Takuma
    Ah, you were
    asking her for advice.
[04:27] Mina
    No.
[04:28] Mina
    I directly connected my brain with Super
    Mina-san's, and had her do the thinking.
[04:34] Takuma
    Huh? You two can do that?
[04:36] Mina
    It is designed to be a feature where,
    when one owns multiple Mina Series units,
[04:42] Mina
    even a low-performance Mina will
    be capable of advanced thought
[04:47] Mina
    by using multiple brains
    as one over a network.
SIGN    Very smart Mina
[04:51] Takuma
    But it's a shame to have
    someone else do all the work.
[04:55] Mina
    That is not what happens.
[04:57] Takuma
    It's not?
[04:59] Mina
    Super Mina-san specializes in
    diversified, complex thought,
[05:03] Mina
    but the trade-off is that she is poor at
    focusing her thoughts on any single thing.
[05:07] Takuma
    Now that you mention it...
[05:08] Mina
    Normally she would resolve this
    issue after amassing experience,
[05:13] Mina
    but by demonstrating my own
    thought process within her,
[05:17] Mina
    I can provide Super Mina-san a reference for
    narrowing down her information framework.
[05:22] Super Mina
    Now I get it!
[05:23] Takuma
    There are benefits for both of you.
[05:25] Mina
    Indeed.
[05:27] Mina
    Super Mina-san and I
    are friends and equals.
[05:37] Rihito
    What's wrong, Mina?
[05:40] Rihito
    Is there some problem?
[05:42] Super Mina
    I-I am all right, master.
[05:47] Super Mina
    Mina-san, the
    connection is still live.
[05:50] Mina
    Pardon me.
[05:54] Super Mina
    Mina-san,
    say that again someday.
[05:57] Super Mina
    That we're friends.
SIGN    Luminous Asahi
[06:02] Iida
    "Luminous Asahi."
[06:05] Iida
    Yep, this is the place.
[06:07] Senju
    Apartment 201, right?
    Let us go there now.
[06:10] Iida
    W-Wait a minute. Let's see...
[06:14] Iida
    First, we inspect the robot.
SIGN    Ichijo Robotics Inc.
SIGN    Mina Series
SIGN    Maintenance
    Manual
    001
SIGN    Archive Version
[06:16] Iida
    If there's any damage or modding,
    we'll check with the owner.
[06:20] Iida
    Consent is always required
    for processing upgrades.
[06:23] Senju
    If you are nervous...
[06:24] Senju
    I will do the explaining,
    and all the heavy lifting.
[06:29] Senju
    All you need to be is polite, Iida,
    and there will be no problems.
[06:34] Iida
    I-I'm checking for safety's sake!
[06:37] Iida
    This is my first assignment!
[06:38] Senju
    I only wanted to reassure you.
[06:41] Senju
    You are hard to deal with, Iida.
[06:44] Iida
    Enough!
[06:45] Iida
    What's left is, let's see...
[06:47] Iida
    If the owner or co-owner views
    the product as "human"...
[06:52] Senju
    It is highly unlikely any customers
    have personified the CL Type.
[06:56] Iida
    Oh yeah. That robot's
    practically an appliance.
SIGN    Maintenance
SIGN    ID. Number
[07:01] Iida
    But...
[07:01] Iida
    Here under additional comments...
[07:04] Iida
    I wonder what "I want the contents
    of the order kept secret from
SIGN    Additional comments
SIGN    I want the contents of the order
    kept secret from Kosugi Takuma.
SIGN    That is all.
    Thank you
    for your time.
[07:08] Iida
    Kosugi Takuma" means.
[07:09] Senju
    It is highly likely someone other
    than the owner placed the order.
[07:13] Senju
    Because Kosugi Takuma-sama will
    be filling out the consent form.
[07:17] Senju
    This complicates things.
[07:19] Iida
    I'll say.
[07:20] Senju
    Let us abide by the request
    as we figure this out.
[07:23] Senju
    Depending on circumstances, we
    might have to void the order.
[07:28] Iida
    I'd hate for my first job
    to turn out like that.
[07:30] Iida
    But in any case...
[07:32] Iida
    we have work to do!
[07:45] Takuma
    Yes?
SIGN    Ichijo Robotics Inc. Product Maintenance Division Iida Arisa
[07:47] Iida
    We sincerely thank you for using
    one of our company's Mina Series.
[07:51] Takuma
    Oh, sure.
[07:53] Iida
    We will offer all the support we
    can to meet your expectations.
[07:57] Takuma
    Th-Thank you for that.
[08:00] Iida
    First, I would like to explain
    how the process will work.
[08:05] Takuma
    Okay.
[08:06] Iida
    Right, then.
SIGN    For living safely
    with a robot
    •Robot safety inspections
    •Full 24-hour support center
    •Regarding malfunctions
[08:09] Iida
    Do you have any questions
    for us, at this point?
[08:13] Takuma
    Uh, well...
[08:15] Iida
    Yes?
[08:16] Takuma
    My Mina-ch—
[08:18] Takuma
    Oh, I mean,
    my r-robot, well...
[08:21] Takuma
    On my omelet rice, it drew
    a heart using ketchup,
SIGN    LOVE Takuma
[08:26] Takuma
    and wrote "LOVE Takuma."
[08:29] Takuma
    Does that sort of feature exist?
[08:32] Iida
    Your name was written on
    it as well, Kosugi-sama?
[08:35] Takuma
    Yes.
[08:36] Senju
    And you did not order
    it written as such?
[08:39] Takuma
    I don't do that!
[08:41] Senju
    Unless there's a specific request,
[08:43] Senju
    the CL Type should follow
    the recipe to the letter.
[08:46] Senju
    There is a possibility it saw omelet
    rice with a heart drawn on it online,
[08:51] Senju
    but the idea of it incorporating
    its owner's name is odd.
[08:55] Senju
    It is secondhand, so there might
    be an issue with its programming.
[09:01] Senju
    Would you mind if we performed
    an inspection first?
[09:04] Takuma
    Oh, go ahead.
[09:17] Takuma
    Huh? Huh?!
[09:26] Senju
    Pardon me.
[09:28] Senju
    Mina CL, Identification Number 02251.
[09:32] Senju
    Open your head cover.
[09:39] Senju
    Are your audio sensors broken?
[09:42] Mina
    They are not broken.
[09:43] Senju
    Open your head, and I will
    perform an inspection.
[09:51] Iida
    I-Is it okay if we
    continue our discussion?
[09:55] Takuma
    Oh, sure.
[09:56] Iida
    The Mina Series has the ability to learn,
[09:59] Iida
    so it is conceivable for one to
    write such a thing on omelet rice.
[10:03] Iida
    But when it comes to the
    limited cooking model...
[10:06] Senju
    02251, open your head cover.
[10:10] Iida
    it's not a type that's good at
    inference or applied knowledge.
[10:14] Senju
    Open your head.
[10:16] Iida
    It's hard to imagine this happening.
[10:18] Takuma
    I see.
[10:20] Iida
    Perhaps it retains some limited
    memory of its former owner.
SIGN    Precautions
[10:27] Takuma
    Her former owner...
[10:29] Senju
    Master Identification
    Code 0X9B289DQ00AD.
[10:33] Iida
    That's fine if that's what it is,
    but the scenario that concerns me
[10:36] Iida
    is if the programming is buggy, or
    there's a malfunction due to modding.
[10:40] Takuma
    I see.
[10:42] Senju
    Open your head.
[10:44] Iida
    There is the possibility
    of it harming a human.
[10:52] Senju
    Beginning recording. Commencing inspection
    of Identification Number 02251.
[10:58] Takuma
    Her former owner, huh?
    This gets complicated.
[11:02] Iida
    If the inspection reveals any danger,
    it might call for a memory reset.
[11:08] Iida
    Would that be okay?
[11:10] Takuma
    Yes.
[11:11] Takuma
    Huh? Reset?
[11:13] Takuma
    You mean all the memories
    would be lost?
[11:16] Iida
    I do.
[11:17] Senju
    Parts are all standard issue.
[11:19] Senju
    No abnormal heat generation.
[11:21] Senju
    No abnormalities detected visually.
[11:23] Iida
    The relearning process would be difficult,
    but for safety's sake, a reset-
[11:27] Takuma
    B-But then she'd become
    someone else, not herself...
[11:34] Iida
    That is true. She would...
[11:37] Iida
    "She"? Huh?
[11:55] Takuma
    Have her stop.
[11:57] Iida
    Huh?
[11:59] Takuma
    Please have her stop immediately!
[12:04] Takuma
    Hurry, make her stop!
[12:06] Iida
    Y-Yes, sir!
[12:07] Takuma
    Hurry!
[12:08] Senju
    Sir.
[12:12] Takuma
    Owww!
[12:14] Iida
    S-Senju-chan!
[12:17] Senju
    Coercive behavior is
    prohibited by law.
[12:21] Iida
    Senju-chan...!
[12:32] Iida
    I truly must apologize!
[12:35] Iida
    I failed to realize she
    was family to you!
[12:39] Takuma
    No, I was the one
    who raised my voice.
[12:42] Iida
    You apologize too, Senju-chan!
[12:44] Senju
    My duty is to protect my
    partner from being attacked.
[12:49] Senju
    I am not allowed to disregard it.
[12:51] Iida
    Senju-chan!
[12:52] Senju
    Iida. Since the company was founded,
    I have been linked to a supercomputer,
[12:57] Senju
    using it as part of my brain.
[13:00] Senju
    My age as an individual unit is three months,
    but in some respects, I am your senior.
[13:04] Senju
    Please stop attaching
    "chan" to my name.
[13:07] Iida
    Enough.
[13:08] Iida
    I'll handle the rest on my own.
[13:11] Iida
    This is an order.
[13:12] Iida
    Enter sleep mode.
[13:14] Senju
    Entering sleep mode. 3, 2, 1.
[13:22] Takuma
    Is she part of the Mina Series, too?
[13:24] Iida
    Yes.
[13:26] Iida
    She's helpful in an
    employee-support capacity,
[13:29] Iida
    but newborn units sort of have the
    intellect of both an adult and a toddler,
[13:35] Iida
    thus making them a bit unstable.
[13:37] Iida
    In cases like today, she's supposed
    to issue a warning before acting.
[13:42] Iida
    It seems some units
    have lots of quirks,
[13:46] Iida
    and she gets very aggressive if even
    the smallest thing happens to me.
[13:50] Takuma
    That means you're very
    important to her.
[13:55] Iida
    Huh?
[13:57] Iida
    Who can say!
[14:01] Iida
    So, let's continue
    with the procedure.
[14:03] Iida
    When our company performs maintenance
    on a robot, we inspect its programming,
[14:07] Iida
    making any necessary
    modifications or deletions.
SIGN    Regarding support for a family member
[14:11] Takuma
    Right.
[14:12] Iida
    But in cases where the robot's considered
    family, it's a different story.
[14:16] Takuma
    Different?
[14:18] Iida
    Because then, she's part of the customer's
    valued family, not a company product.
[14:24] Takuma
    What's this?
[14:25] Iida
    A process is followed that
    differs from the usual sort.
[14:29] Iida
    In order to protect privacy,
[14:31] Iida
    we hardly do any checks on the
    personality program or memory storage.
[14:35] Takuma
    Oh, okay.
[14:36] Iida
    We only check for modifications
[14:38] Iida
    to the most important part of the
    programming that relates to safety.
[14:43] Iida
    If we come across any problems,
    we can't perform the upgrade.
[14:47] Iida
    The robot would then be
    returned directly to you.
[14:49] Takuma
    That makes sense.
    I understand.
[14:52] Iida
    This is the partner registration form.
[14:55] Iida
    We will send you the data later on.
SIGN    Partner Registration Form
[14:57] Takuma
    Partner registration form?
[14:59] Iida
    It re-registers our company's robot as a
    valued member of the customer's family.
[15:04] Takuma
    Oh, huh.
[15:05] Iida
    After you register, we will perform monthly
    inspections and memory backups free of charge.
[15:12] Takuma
    I can have those sorts of things done?
[15:14] Iida
    Of course.
[15:16] Iida
    Unlike with people, we're the only ones who
    can care for this valued family member!
[15:21] (Flashback) Iida
    Huh? Even free inspections?
[15:24] (Flashback) Iida
    Isn't that an excessive guarantee,
    just for them becoming partners?
[15:28] (Flashback) Senju
    Iida. Please envision whomever in
    your family is most important to you.
[15:33] (Flashback) Iida
    Huh?
[15:33] (Flashback) Senju
    How would you feel if one day, a
    vendor showed up and switched out
[15:37] (Flashback) Senju
    their brain without asking?
[15:38] (Flashback) Iida
    Well, I wouldn't stand for it.
[15:41] (Flashback) Iida
    But what we deal with
    is robots. Machines.
[15:45] (Flashback) Iida
    Is it even necessary to take the
    customer's feelings into account?
[15:49] (Flashback) Senju
    You would be amazed.
[15:51] (Flashback) Iida
    Huh?
[15:52] (Flashback) Senju
    Even if we think of them as machines, to
    some customers they are undeniably family.
[15:57] (Flashback) Senju
    What we view as service and repair,
    that customer might view as murder.
[16:03] (Flashback) Senju
    A member of their family
    has been killed.
[16:05] (Flashback) Senju
    They might devote their lives to
    seeking atonement from our company,
[16:08] (Flashback) Senju
    and from you personally.
SIGN    Sign here
SIGN    Kosugi
SIGN    Ichijo Robotics Inc.
[16:16] Iida
    We might have been dangerously
    close to committing murder...
[16:19] Takuma
    I'm finished.
[16:20] Iida
    Oh, right.
[16:22] Iida
    Thank you.
[16:24] Iida
    That takes care of
    the formalities.
[16:26] Iida
    Is it really all right that we don't
    inform you of the nature of the upgrade?
[16:30] Takuma
    Y-Yes. She said it's
    going to be a surprise.
[16:35] Iida
    Understood.
[16:36] Iida
    Senju-chan, cancel sleep mode.
[16:41] Senju
    I am back in active mode.
[16:44] Iida
    So, once Mina-sama is ready,
    she can come downstairs.
[16:48] Takuma
    All right.
[16:50] Iida
    Thank you for your time.
[16:55] Mina
    Takuma-sama.
SIGN    Day 2
SIGN    Day 1
[16:57] Mina
    In the refrigerator,
[16:58] Mina
    you will find four days' worth of
    side dishes prepared in advance.
SIGN    Day 3
SIGN    Day 4
[17:01] Takuma
    Oh, thanks.
[17:03] Mina
    Please be mindful of your
    nutritional balance.
[17:06] Mina
    You have a tendency toward
    meals with a high salt content.
[17:10] Takuma
    I'll be careful.
[17:16] Takuma
    I won't get to see her
    for two weeks.
[17:26] Mina
    If you need my hands,
    I will leave them here.
[17:29] Takuma
    It's fine.
[17:35] Mina
    Please refrain from eating within
    two hours of going to bed.
[17:39] Takuma
    Ow.
[17:40] Mina
    Or the quality of
    your sleep will suffer.
[17:43] Takuma
    Yeah...
[17:44] Mina
    Also, it is not good
    to shout at people.
[17:47] Takuma
    You're right. I'm sorry.
[17:50] Mina
    It is said that peak anger
    lasts no more than six seconds.
[17:53] Mina
    When you feel a strong sense of anger,
    please attempt six seconds of deep breaths.
[17:58] Takuma
    Sure.
[18:23] Takuma
    Oww...
[18:27] Mina
    You fell down.
[18:28] Mina
    Are you injured?
[18:30] Takuma
    I'm fine, fine.
[18:35] Takuma
    I'll be looking forward to you coming home.
[18:39] Mina
    Yes.
[18:45] Mina
    I will be on my way, then.
[18:47] Takuma
    Mina-chan, come back
    as soon as possible.
[18:51] Mina
    I will strive to.
[19:01] Senju
    This really is odd.
[19:03] Iida
    What is?
[19:05] Senju
    There is no precedent for making
    the CL type a family member.
[19:08] Senju
    He might be filing a fraudulent
    application for support.
[19:13] Iida
    But there's no way
    to confirm that.
[19:15] Senju
    When one expects a robot to
    fulfill a familial function,
[19:19] Senju
    one typically purchases
    a Super Mina.
[19:21] Iida
    Well, that is true.
[19:23] Senju
    Otherwise, it is highly likely his idea to
    add her to his family arose post-purchase.
[19:29] Iida
    Huh?
[19:30] Senju
    But that is inconceivable.
[19:32] Iida
    How can you be so sure?
[19:34] Senju
    That robot's metal parts stand out.
[19:37] Senju
    She is stiff, unexpressive,
    and not good at communication.
[19:41] Senju
    She is not made to
    be loved by people.
[19:44] Senju
    The same as me.
[19:49] Iida
    Is that so?
[19:51] Senju
    It is.
[19:53] Iida
    Oh.
[19:56] Iida
    But you know.
[19:58] Iida
    I have a...
    fondness for you.
[20:07] Mina
    I apologize for the wait.
[20:10] Iida
    Ah, you're ready now?
[20:12] Mina
    Yes.
[20:13] Iida
    Then let's go.
    You get in too, Senju-chan.
[20:18] Iida
    Senju-chan?
[20:20] Iida
    Senju-chan?!
    What's the matter?!
[20:23] Mina
    It appears to be a temporary
    freeze due to shock.
[20:27] Iida
    Shock?! What shock?!
[20:29] Mina
    No need to worry. She will
    restart in sixty seconds.
[20:31] Iida
    Senju-chan!
[20:33] Iida
    Senju-chan! Senju-chan!
[20:43] Takuma
    What's this big thing?
[20:45] Takuma
    There's water.
[20:46] Takuma
    And someone's crying.
[20:48] Takuma
    Yoomp.
[20:50] Takuma
    Excuse me, are you all right?
[20:54] Mina
    How could I be all right?
[20:59] Mina
    I chose the upgrades I wanted,
    and I ended up huge like this.
[21:04] Mina
    Now I can't do any work.
[21:07] Mina
    I'm an unfit robot.
[21:09] Takuma
    You don't have to force
    yourself to work!
[21:12] Mina
    If you take work away from
    a robot, what's left?
[21:16] Takuma
    It doesn't mean you
    aren't you, Mina-chan!
[21:19] Mina
    Oh, I just knew it.
[21:21] Mina
    You don't care what becomes
    of me, Takuma-sama.
[21:24] Mina
    You cannot be in a relationship with a
    regular woman, so you have me in place of one!
[21:29] Takuma
    No! I really do
    love you, Mina-chan!
[21:32] Mina
    That is a lie.
[21:33] Takuma
    No it's not!
[21:35] Takuma
    I want you to let me learn what
    I have to do to make you happy!
[21:39] Takuma
    Let's move! To a bigger house,
    one you can work in!
[21:45] Takuma
    Mina-chan...
    I love... you...
[21:56] Takuma
    Moving, huh?
[21:59] Takuma
    That might be nice.
[23:35] Takuma
    Next time.
SIGN    #07 An Appliance Became My Child
[23:36] Mina
    An appliance became my child.