E2 - I Went Outdoors with My Wife

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[00:19] Takuma
    Mina-chan.
[00:20] Takuma
    Want to go out somewhere?
[00:22] Takuma
    Like, for a picnic?
[00:24] Mina
    Where will we go?
[00:26] Takuma
    Oh... to a nearby park,
    for instance?
SIGN    Asahi-cho Nature Park
[00:31] Mina
    You mean Asahi-cho Nature Park?
[00:33] Takuma
    Yeah.
SIGN    Park Map
[00:35] Mina
    That is about twenty minutes
    from home, on foot.
[00:38] Mina
    On a full battery, I can walk
    for about thirty minutes.
[00:42] Takuma
    Oh, whoops.
    You'd never make it home.
[00:45] Mina
    However.
[00:46] Takuma
    However?
[00:47] Mina
    My standard equipment includes a
    high-performance solar energy unit,
[00:53] Mina
    so I can walk forever provided
    the weather remains clear.
SIGN    So there.
[00:57] Takuma
    Oh, wow!
[00:59] Takuma
    But aren't you forgetting
    about nighttime?
SIGN    Disappointed
[01:05] Mina
    I did forget.
[01:07] Mina
    My lack of previous
    outdoor experience
[01:10] Mina
    seems to have rendered
    my simulation inaccurate.
[01:13] Takuma
    That makes sense.
[01:15] Takuma
    Is she disappointed?
[01:18] Mina
    Then let us go soon, while
    there is still daylight.
[01:21] Takuma
    Wait, wait!
[01:22] Takuma
    I meant we could picnic tomorrow.
[01:24] Takuma
    I mean, look, it's raining today.
SIGN    Disappointed
[01:28] Mina
    Very well.
[01:31] Takuma
    She is disappointed.
[01:32] Takuma
    H-Here's hoping the
    weather's nice tomorrow.
[01:36] Mina
    Yes.
SIGN    #02 I Went Outdoors with My Wife
[03:10] Takuma
    There.
[03:11] Takuma
    Ready to go?
[03:13] Mina
    Takuma-sama, let me carry the bag.
[03:15] Takuma
    No, I can manage.
[03:19] Takuma
    Mina-chan packed this,
    but what all did she put in here?
[03:24] Mina
    A bit of extra weight will not
    alter my energy consumption.
[03:28] Takuma
    Let the guy do this sort of thing.
[03:32] Mina
    Carrying capacity
    and gender are unrelated.
[03:36] Mina
    Are you sure you wish to carry it?
[03:38] Takuma
    It's fine.
[03:46] high school girl 1
    Hey, a robot! She's cute!
[03:48] high school girl 1
    You don't see this type often.
[03:50] high school girl 2
    Doesn't have much of
    an expression, huh?
[03:52] high school girl 1
    She does, doesn't she?
[03:54] high school girl 2
    Does she?
[03:55] high school girl 1
    Sure she does.
[03:57] high school girl 2
    She's probably for indoor
    uses. Chores and such.
[04:00] high school girl 1
    I wonder what she's doing outside.
[04:06] high school girl 1
    But you know that math
    test from the other day?
[04:10] Mina
    Takuma-sama.
[04:12] Mina
    Please walk a little slower.
[04:14] Mina
    I do not excel at walking.
[04:17] Takuma
    S-Sorry, I wasn't...
[04:22] Mina
    Takuma-sama, are you all right?
[04:25] Mina
    Your face looks red.
[04:28] Mina
    Should we cancel the picnic?
[04:30] Takuma
    No, I'm fine, I'm fine.
[04:42] Takuma
    Let's... hold hands.
[04:44] Takuma
    The cars are danger...
[04:46] Takuma
    I mean, if we—
[04:47] Mina
    Very well.
[04:52] Mina
    Let us proceed.
SIGN    Asahi-cho Nature Park
[05:00] Takuma
    Let's see. Want to have
    lunch at Kotori Square?
[05:04] Mina
    Yes, I will prepare food
    at Kotori Square.
[05:07] Takuma
    Mhm.
[05:08] Takuma
    Huh? "Prepare"?
SIGN    Kotori
    Square
SIGN    Tea
SIGN    Tofu
SIGN    Rice
[05:15] Takuma
    Ingredients and kitchen implements.
SIGN    Processed
    Ham
[05:20] Takuma
    A gas stove?
[05:22] Mina
    I packed the items necessary to prepare
    any menu item you frequently eat.
[05:26] Takuma
    Mina-chan.
[05:28] Mina
    Yes?
[05:29] Takuma
    Uh, could you read that sign over there?
SIGN    Not Allowed
    The use of open flames and dangerous substances
    is strictly prohibited. (Fireworks, barbecue, etc.)
[05:32] Mina
    It says "The use of open flames and
    dangerous substances is strictly prohibited."
[05:37] Takuma
    Yeah.
[05:39] Mina
    A gas stove is an open flame and dangerous.
[05:42] Mina
    We must follow the rules.
[05:44] Takuma
    Uh-huh.
SIGN    Disappointed
[05:45] Mina
    I have failed.
[05:47] Takuma
    Oh, no, no.
[05:49] Takuma
    Don't sweat it. It's not a failure.
[05:52] Takuma
    Let's think of some dishes
    that don't require fire.
[05:55] Mina
    Very well.
[05:57] Takuma
    Let's see, for starters...
[05:59] Takuma
    Rice is out, so... bread!
[06:02] Mina
    There is also ham.
[06:05] Takuma
    Done!
[06:06] Mina
    Yes.
[06:07] Takuma
    Time to eat.
[06:11] Takuma
    It's good!
[06:13] Takuma
    You know, I'm impressed the eggs
    and tomatoes weren't crushed.
[06:16] Mina
    I did not put the fragile
    ingredients in the backpack.
[06:23] Mina
    I put them in here.
[06:26] Takuma
    Whoa, that's kind of exciting.
[06:31] Mina
    I also brought a plastic
    bottle, for after the meal.
[06:35] Takuma
    It's cold!
[06:37] Takuma
    You have a built-in fridge. That's amazing.
[06:40] Mina
    It is amazing?
[06:41] Takuma
    Sure! Plenty amazing!
[06:44] Mina
    With some effort, I can
    also heat water to 158˚.
[06:47] Takuma
    It's like you're a teapot!
[06:50] Takuma
    I wonder, could you make something
    with that warming feature?
[06:53] Mina
    Yes.
[07:00] Mina
    By heating an egg in low-temperature
    hot water for thirty minutes,
[07:03] Mina
    I can make a hot spring egg.
[07:09] Mina
    I will put forth the effort.
[07:14] Takuma
    Wh-What's going on with your hair?
[07:18] Mina
    I increased the efficiency
    of my solar energy unit.
[07:21] Mina
    Is there some problem?
[07:23] Takuma
    No, it's good! It's totally good!
[07:25] Mina
    It is totally good?
[07:27] Takuma
    It is!
[07:28] Mina
    Commencing warming procedure, then.
[07:38] Takuma
    Y-You okay?
[07:40] Takuma
    I've never heard your
    voice sound like this.
[07:42] Mina
    Because I am allocating as many resources
    as possible to my warming feature,
[07:47] Mina
    it seems I cannot fully limit noise
    from coming through my speaker.
[07:55] Takuma
    It's never occurred to me,
[07:57] Takuma
    but there's a girl who'll "vibrate" for me.
[08:01] Takuma
    That's so adorable.
SIGN    Touched
[08:05] Mina
    As the internal item has reached 149˚,
[08:08] Mina
    I have automatically switched
    to insulation mode.
[08:11] Mina
    There should no longer be noise in my speech.
[08:13] Takuma
    Hey, you're right.
[08:18] Takuma
    Do you prefer to have
    your hair up, Mina-chan?
[08:22] Mina
    I had that hairstyle not due to
    preference, but as a factory setting.
[08:26] Mina
    But I do find its high efficiency desirable.
[08:30] Takuma
    Gotcha.
[08:31] Mina
    Although, today I discovered something that's
    desirable despite its poor efficiency.
[08:37] Takuma
    Huh? What's that?
[08:38] Mina
    Eating outdoors.
[08:42] Mina
    I do not know the reason,
    but I find it nice.
[08:50] Mina
    It is time.
[08:55] Mina
    Here you are.
[08:55] Takuma
    Th-Thank you.
[09:01] Takuma
    That's great!
[09:03] Mina
    Good.
[09:05] Takuma
    I'm so happy I get to
    live with you, Mina-chan.
[09:12] Takuma
    That really did taste great.
[09:15] Mina
    Good. I will go wash the dishes.
[09:17] Takuma
    Oh, I'll help.
[09:19] Mina
    That will reduce efficiency,
    so please remain seated.
[09:22] Takuma
    Okay...
[09:28] Mina
    Takuma-sama.
[09:31] Mina
    You are happy to be
    able to live with me?
[09:36] Takuma
    Yeah.
[09:42] Takuma
    What?
[09:45] Takuma
    I'm glad we came here.
[09:50] Takuma
    Uh oh! It started raining!
[10:00] Takuma
    Crap!
[10:17] Takuma
    Mina!
[10:22] Takuma
    Mina-chan!
[10:29] Takuma
    Mina-chan, you okay?!
[10:31] Takuma
    Mina-chan!
[10:33] Mina
    Takuma-sama.
[10:37] Takuma
    Mina-chan.
[10:39] Mina
    My battery level has fallen below
    15%, so I went into power-save mode.
[10:43] Mina
    I cannot make any major
    movements until I recharge.
[10:47] Takuma
    Is it okay that you're wet?!
[10:49] Mina
    That is no problem. My waterproof
    rating is level eight.
[10:54] Takuma
    How protective is level eight?
[10:57] Mina
    I can make fried rice underwater.
[11:00] Takuma
    Yeah.
[11:02] Takuma
    I mean, no.
[11:02] Takuma
    Fried rice has no waterproofing feature.
[11:06] Mina
    This is true.
[11:09] Takuma
    For now, let's find some shelter.
[11:12] Mina
    I have no experience making
    fried rice underwater,
[11:15] Mina
    which seems to have rendered
    my simulation inaccurate.
[11:20] Takuma
    Got it.
[11:31] Takuma
    It comes as no surprise, but
    Mina-chan's quite heavy.
[11:34] Takuma
    My legs ache.
[11:38] Takuma
    I'll dry you off.
[11:40] Mina
    I am fine.
[11:42] Takuma
    Even at waterproof level eight,
    I still need to wipe you dry.
[11:47] Mina
    Takuma-sama.
[11:49] Takuma
    Don't want to risk water getting
    in and causing real trouble.
[11:53] Mina
    Takuma-sama.
[11:55] Takuma
    What?
[11:56] Mina
    Please leave me and return home.
[11:58] Takuma
    Huh?!
[11:59] Mina
    The sun is going down,
[12:01] Mina
    and I cannot operate while the rainy weather
    hampers power generation efficiency.
[12:05] Mina
    I will enter sleep mode here.
[12:07] Mina
    Tomorrow morning, solar power generation
    should allow me to walk again.
[12:13] Takuma
    Mina-chan...
[12:14] Mina
    Please leave me face down, to
    increase generation efficiency.
[12:19] Mina
    Preferably outside, where I
    will be in direct sunlight.
[12:22] Takuma
    That's too unsettling.
[12:28] Takuma
    I'll sleep here, too.
[12:30] Mina
    Sleeping outside involves
    health risks. Please go home.
[12:35] Takuma
    But...
[12:37] Mina
    It is my responsibility
    that I cannot move.
[12:40] Mina
    I will not burden you.
[12:46] Takuma
    Fine. Once you're in sleep mode,
    I'll place you face down and leave.
[12:50] Takuma
    All right?
[12:51] Mina
    Yes.
[13:00] Takuma
    M-Mina-chan.
[13:02] Mina
    Yes?
[13:04] Takuma
    I-Is it okay if I...
    w-wipe your torso, too?
[13:11] Mina
    You are my owner, so you
    have every right to decide.
[13:16] Mina
    You do not need permission.
[13:21] Takuma
    I want permission.
[13:25] Mina
    Why?
[13:26] Takuma
    "Why"?
[13:27] Takuma
    You're... well... my precious wife, so I
    don't want to do anything against your will.
[13:35] Takuma
    Not ever.
[13:40] Takuma
    You don't mind it if I touch your body?
[13:44] Mina
    I do not mind.
[13:45] Takuma
    Okay, then I'll wipe.
[13:47] Mina
    Please do it after you wipe yourself dry.
[13:53] Mina
    My body's waterproof rating is level eight.
[13:57] Takuma
    Yeah, I know.
[14:03] Takuma
    Mina-chan.
[14:05] Takuma
    Are you already in sleep mode?
[14:09] Takuma
    Good thing it's not a cold time of year.
[14:14] Takuma
    I just said "good."
[14:54] Mina
    Takuma-sama, you are a liar.
[15:08] Takuma
    The ankake spaghetti
    you make is so tasty.
[15:12] Mina
    How tasty is it?
[15:15] Takuma
    It's in my top three.
[15:17] Mina
    Is it truly tasty?
[15:19] Takuma
    Huh?
[15:20] Takuma
    Yeah, I really mean it. It's good.
[15:24] Takuma
    She sure is laying into me.
[15:26] Takuma
    I really am glad you're around, Mina-chan.
[15:29] Mina
    Is that true?
[15:31] Takuma
    Huh?
[15:32] Mina
    Is it true? It is not a lie?
[15:38] Takuma
    Oh, is that why?
[15:43] (Flashback) Takuma
    Fine. Once you're in sleep mode,
    I'll place you face down and leave.
[15:48] Takuma
    I know I lied to you yesterday!
[15:51] Takuma
    Sorry! I couldn't leave you there, and
    it was hard to convince you, so...
[15:56] Mina
    Deviations are arising in my simulations.
[15:58] Mina
    Please lie as little as possible.
[16:00] Takuma
    You forgive me?
[16:02] Mina
    How would I go about forgiving you?
SIGN    I will do whatever is within my power.
[16:08] Takuma
    You know, you got pretty soaked.
    Is that okay?
[16:11] Mina
    A self-inspection revealed no issues.
[16:14] Takuma
    Okay. That's good.
[16:16] Mina
    But there is one item of concern.
[16:18] Takuma
    What is it?
[16:20] Mina
    When I was heating the egg yesterday,
[16:23] Mina
    I inferred the weather was
    worsening based on the
[16:25] Mina
    decline in my power-generating efficiency.
[16:28] Mina
    If I continue this way, my charge
    will run out, I will be immobilized,
[16:32] Mina
    and Takuma-sama might injure himself
    trying to transport my heavy body.
[16:36] Mina
    But at the time, I could not stop
    myself from heating the egg.
[16:43] Mina
    There might be a fault in my programming.
[16:47] Mina
    I will consult with the
    online support center and—
[16:50] Takuma
    No, I like that about you!
[16:51] Takuma
    Don't fix it!
[16:55] Mina
    Very well.
[16:59] senpai
    Oh?
[17:00] senpai
    A box lunch today? Nice.
[17:03] Takuma
    Ah, yes.
[17:04] senpai
    Looks full of love, as they say.
    You find yourself a girlfriend?
[17:08] Takuma
    Oh, no...
[17:10] Takuma
    You could say she's an appliance.
    A housekeeping robot.
[17:13] senpai
    Wow, robots these days are incredible.
[17:17] senpai
    That looks really good.
[17:18] senpai
    Would you mind if I tried a piece?
[17:21] Takuma
    Go ahead.
[17:22] senpai
    Thanks.
[17:28] senpai
    What's up?
[17:29] Takuma
    Oh, just, your ring.
[17:32] senpai
    Oh, this?
[17:34] senpai
    My wife picked it out. Nice, huh?
[17:37] senpai
    I've got no eye for things like this.
[17:43] Takuma
    That is nice.
[17:50] Takuma
    Um, Senpai?
[17:53] Takuma
    My housekeeper...
[17:54] Takuma
    Earlier, I made her sound like
    she's just an appliance.
[17:59] Takuma
    But she's the best.
[18:00] Takuma
    The truth is, I care for
    her like she's family.
[18:05] senpai
    Is that so?
[18:06] Takuma
    Yes.
[18:10] senpai
    Well, good.
[18:14] senpai
    Given how much that box lunch
    said she cares about you,
[18:18] senpai
    if you were to treat her
    like an appliance...
[18:20] senpai
    that'd be a problem.
[18:23] senpai
    So, yeah.
[18:24] senpai
    Family, huh?
[18:29] Takuma
    Yes.
SIGN    Three minutes from a station!!
    Ask us about purchasing a condo.
[18:47] Takuma
    Mina-chan, here.
[18:53] Takuma
    It's meant to be a wedding ring.
[18:55] Takuma
    Not that it's expensive.
[18:57] Mina
    It indicates that the person
    wearing it is married?
[19:01] Takuma
    Yeah.
[19:07] Takuma
    M-May I put it on you?
[19:10] Mina
    Yes.
[19:26] alarm voice
    Error code H-29. Foreign
    material attached to finger.
[19:31] alarm voice
    Please remove it immediately.
[19:33] Takuma
    Wh-What's that synthesized voice?
[19:36] Mina
    It is a hygiene-related warning.
[19:40] Takuma
    You're a food-prep robot, so I
    guess those rules are strict.
[19:43] Takuma
    Oh well, so much for—
[19:46] Takuma
    Ow!
[19:48] Mina
    Takuma-sama, you were saying you wish
    to care for me as if I were human.
[19:53] Takuma
    Yeah...
[19:54] Mina
    Taking something from a human is theft.
[20:03] Takuma
    A-All right. I won't steal it.
[20:11] Takuma
    Will that work?
[20:13] Mina
    No problem.
[20:15] Takuma
    Good.
[20:16] Mina
    I will now go into charge mode. If
    you need anything, please summon me.
[20:21] Takuma
    Okay.
SIGN    30 minutes later
[20:37] Takuma
    She's still looking at it.
[20:39] Mina
    It was written online that couples
    wear wedding rings together.
[20:44] Mina
    Do you not have a ring, Takuma-sama?
[20:46] Takuma
    I do.
[20:50] Takuma
    Mine has no gemstone.
[20:54] Mina
    That is unfortunate.
[20:57] Takuma
    Do you like sparkly things?
[20:59] Mina
    I do not fully grasp the
    concepts of "like" and "love."
[21:02] Mina
    But for some reason, I keep looking at it.
[21:04] Takuma
    Gotcha.
[21:06] Takuma
    I'm glad I chose these rings.
[21:08] Mina
    You like these rings?
[21:12] Takuma
    Yeah.
SIGN    Akari
SIGN    Cell phone
SIGN    Akari
SIGN    Ongoing call
[23:01] Mina
    Hello, Kosugi residence.
[23:03] Akari
    Uh, hello?
[23:05] Akari
    Huh? Is this Kosugi Takuma's cell?
[23:09] Mina
    Yes. My master is
    currently out shopping.
[23:13] Akari
    Huh? "Mas—"
SIGN    Akari
SIGN    Ongoing call
[23:15] Akari
    U-Um, wh-who might you be?
[23:19] Mina
    My name is Mina.
[23:21] Akari
    Mina-san...
[23:22] Mina
    Takuma-sama and I—
[23:24] Akari
    "Sama"?!
[23:24] Mina
    We are not legally married, but our
    relationship is similar to marriage.
SIGN    Akari
SIGN    Ongoing call
[23:35] Mina
    Next time.
[23:36] Takuma
    My wife met my sister.
SIGN    #03 My Wife Met My Sister