E6 - My Wife Left Me (for Two Weeks) Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Mina-chan leaves     for the factory SIGN    Sun SIGN    Mon SIGN    Tue SIGN    Wed SIGN    Thu SIGN    Fri SIGN    Sat SIGN    Mina-chan     leaves     for the     factory SIGN    Welcome     home,     Mina-chan! [00:10] Takuma     Peace. [00:12] Mina     Peace. [00:15] Takuma     Raise the knife higher. [00:17] Mina     Very well. [00:18] Takuma     There. [00:19] Takuma     That's cool. [00:21] Mina     I am ready anytime. [00:23] Takuma     Okay. Recording, start. [00:30] Takuma     However many times I see it, it's     so cool when the steam comes out. [00:34] Mina     What is "cool"? [00:36] Takuma     Um, it's like when     something's captivating. [00:40] Mina     Captivating... You do     like steam, Takuma-sama. [00:44] Takuma     M-Maybe I do. [00:47] Mina     Here. [00:48] Takuma     Oh, thanks. [00:51] Mina     You are welcome. SIGN    #06 My Wife Left Me (for Two Weeks) [02:26] Takuma     I think that'll do it. [02:28] Takuma     Thanks. [02:29] Mina     Why did you suddenly     want to take pictures? [02:32] Takuma     I wanted to make a record of you     this way, before you become fancy. [02:37] Mina     I see. [02:38] Mina     What is the pixel count     of that smartphone? [02:41] Takuma     I think the rear camera is 12 million,     and the front camera is 7 million. [02:47] Mina     My eye cameras     number 13.17 million pixels. [02:52] Mina     The left and right are     each 13.17 million. [02:55] Takuma     You got me beat. [02:57] Mina     Does it have a zoom feature? [02:59] Takuma     I'm pretty sure there's     a kind of digital zoom. [03:02] Mina     My eye cameras have 5x optical zoom. [03:05] Takuma     That's amazing. [03:07] Mina     If I use both eyes, I can     capture stereoscopic imagery. [03:11] Mina     You could say that even as a camera, [03:13] Mina     my abilities are sure to     surpass your smartphone's. [03:16] Takuma     I'll say. [03:17] Mina     I recommend using me for photography     instead of a smartphone. [03:21] Takuma     But I want to take pictures     of you, Mina-chan. [03:24] Mina     Yes. [03:25] Takuma     You can't take pictures     of yourself, can you? [03:33] Takuma     Mina-chan? [03:38] Takuma     Are you doing a     Web search or something? [03:51] Takuma     Say what? [03:53] Mina     Takuma-sama, please     do a V sign. Peace. [03:56] Takuma     Mina-chan, you point your     palm outward for a V sign. [04:01] Mina     Very well. [04:07] Takuma/Mina     Peace. [04:10] Mina     I took a picture. [04:11] Mina     Now I will horizontally flip this photo data,     and output it using my online printing feature. [04:17] Takuma     The mirror's a good idea.     Did you find that online? [04:21] Mina     I was borrowing     Super Mina-san's brain. [04:24] Takuma     Ah, you were     asking her for advice. [04:27] Mina     No. [04:28] Mina     I directly connected my brain with Super     Mina-san's, and had her do the thinking. [04:34] Takuma     Huh? You two can do that? [04:36] Mina     It is designed to be a feature where,     when one owns multiple Mina Series units, [04:42] Mina     even a low-performance Mina will     be capable of advanced thought [04:47] Mina     by using multiple brains     as one over a network. SIGN    Very smart Mina [04:51] Takuma     But it's a shame to have     someone else do all the work. [04:55] Mina     That is not what happens. [04:57] Takuma     It's not? [04:59] Mina     Super Mina-san specializes in     diversified, complex thought, [05:03] Mina     but the trade-off is that she is poor at     focusing her thoughts on any single thing. [05:07] Takuma     Now that you mention it... [05:08] Mina     Normally she would resolve this     issue after amassing experience, [05:13] Mina     but by demonstrating my own     thought process within her, [05:17] Mina     I can provide Super Mina-san a reference for     narrowing down her information framework. [05:22] Super Mina     Now I get it! [05:23] Takuma     There are benefits for both of you. [05:25] Mina     Indeed. [05:27] Mina     Super Mina-san and I     are friends and equals. [05:37] Rihito     What's wrong, Mina? [05:40] Rihito     Is there some problem? [05:42] Super Mina     I-I am all right, master. [05:47] Super Mina     Mina-san, the     connection is still live. [05:50] Mina     Pardon me. [05:54] Super Mina     Mina-san,     say that again someday. [05:57] Super Mina     That we're friends. SIGN    Luminous Asahi [06:02] Iida     "Luminous Asahi." [06:05] Iida     Yep, this is the place. [06:07] Senju     Apartment 201, right?     Let us go there now. [06:10] Iida     W-Wait a minute. Let's see... [06:14] Iida     First, we inspect the robot. SIGN    Ichijo Robotics Inc. SIGN    Mina Series SIGN    Maintenance     Manual     001 SIGN    Archive Version [06:16] Iida     If there's any damage or modding,     we'll check with the owner. [06:20] Iida     Consent is always required     for processing upgrades. [06:23] Senju     If you are nervous... [06:24] Senju     I will do the explaining,     and all the heavy lifting. [06:29] Senju     All you need to be is polite, Iida,     and there will be no problems. [06:34] Iida     I-I'm checking for safety's sake! [06:37] Iida     This is my first assignment! [06:38] Senju     I only wanted to reassure you. [06:41] Senju     You are hard to deal with, Iida. [06:44] Iida     Enough! [06:45] Iida     What's left is, let's see... [06:47] Iida     If the owner or co-owner views     the product as "human"... [06:52] Senju     It is highly unlikely any customers     have personified the CL Type. [06:56] Iida     Oh yeah. That robot's     practically an appliance. SIGN    Maintenance SIGN    ID. Number [07:01] Iida     But... [07:01] Iida     Here under additional comments... [07:04] Iida     I wonder what "I want the contents     of the order kept secret from SIGN    Additional comments SIGN    I want the contents of the order     kept secret from Kosugi Takuma. SIGN    That is all.     Thank you     for your time. [07:08] Iida     Kosugi Takuma" means. [07:09] Senju     It is highly likely someone other     than the owner placed the order. [07:13] Senju     Because Kosugi Takuma-sama will     be filling out the consent form. [07:17] Senju     This complicates things. [07:19] Iida     I'll say. [07:20] Senju     Let us abide by the request     as we figure this out. [07:23] Senju     Depending on circumstances, we     might have to void the order. [07:28] Iida     I'd hate for my first job     to turn out like that. [07:30] Iida     But in any case... [07:32] Iida     we have work to do! [07:45] Takuma     Yes? SIGN    Ichijo Robotics Inc. Product Maintenance Division Iida Arisa [07:47] Iida     We sincerely thank you for using     one of our company's Mina Series. [07:51] Takuma     Oh, sure. [07:53] Iida     We will offer all the support we     can to meet your expectations. [07:57] Takuma     Th-Thank you for that. [08:00] Iida     First, I would like to explain     how the process will work. [08:05] Takuma     Okay. [08:06] Iida     Right, then. SIGN    For living safely     with a robot     •Robot safety inspections     •Full 24-hour support center     •Regarding malfunctions [08:09] Iida     Do you have any questions     for us, at this point? [08:13] Takuma     Uh, well... [08:15] Iida     Yes? [08:16] Takuma     My Mina-ch— [08:18] Takuma     Oh, I mean,     my r-robot, well... [08:21] Takuma     On my omelet rice, it drew     a heart using ketchup, SIGN    LOVE Takuma [08:26] Takuma     and wrote "LOVE Takuma." [08:29] Takuma     Does that sort of feature exist? [08:32] Iida     Your name was written on     it as well, Kosugi-sama? [08:35] Takuma     Yes. [08:36] Senju     And you did not order     it written as such? [08:39] Takuma     I don't do that! [08:41] Senju     Unless there's a specific request, [08:43] Senju     the CL Type should follow     the recipe to the letter. [08:46] Senju     There is a possibility it saw omelet     rice with a heart drawn on it online, [08:51] Senju     but the idea of it incorporating     its owner's name is odd. [08:55] Senju     It is secondhand, so there might     be an issue with its programming. [09:01] Senju     Would you mind if we performed     an inspection first? [09:04] Takuma     Oh, go ahead. [09:17] Takuma     Huh? Huh?! [09:26] Senju     Pardon me. [09:28] Senju     Mina CL, Identification Number 02251. [09:32] Senju     Open your head cover. [09:39] Senju     Are your audio sensors broken? [09:42] Mina     They are not broken. [09:43] Senju     Open your head, and I will     perform an inspection. [09:51] Iida     I-Is it okay if we     continue our discussion? [09:55] Takuma     Oh, sure. [09:56] Iida     The Mina Series has the ability to learn, [09:59] Iida     so it is conceivable for one to     write such a thing on omelet rice. [10:03] Iida     But when it comes to the     limited cooking model... [10:06] Senju     02251, open your head cover. [10:10] Iida     it's not a type that's good at     inference or applied knowledge. [10:14] Senju     Open your head. [10:16] Iida     It's hard to imagine this happening. [10:18] Takuma     I see. [10:20] Iida     Perhaps it retains some limited     memory of its former owner. SIGN    Precautions [10:27] Takuma     Her former owner... [10:29] Senju     Master Identification     Code 0X9B289DQ00AD. [10:33] Iida     That's fine if that's what it is,     but the scenario that concerns me [10:36] Iida     is if the programming is buggy, or     there's a malfunction due to modding. [10:40] Takuma     I see. [10:42] Senju     Open your head. [10:44] Iida     There is the possibility     of it harming a human. [10:52] Senju     Beginning recording. Commencing inspection     of Identification Number 02251. [10:58] Takuma     Her former owner, huh?     This gets complicated. [11:02] Iida     If the inspection reveals any danger,     it might call for a memory reset. [11:08] Iida     Would that be okay? [11:10] Takuma     Yes. [11:11] Takuma     Huh? Reset? [11:13] Takuma     You mean all the memories     would be lost? [11:16] Iida     I do. [11:17] Senju     Parts are all standard issue. [11:19] Senju     No abnormal heat generation. [11:21] Senju     No abnormalities detected visually. [11:23] Iida     The relearning process would be difficult,     but for safety's sake, a reset- [11:27] Takuma     B-But then she'd become     someone else, not herself... [11:34] Iida     That is true. She would... [11:37] Iida     "She"? Huh? [11:55] Takuma     Have her stop. [11:57] Iida     Huh? [11:59] Takuma     Please have her stop immediately! [12:04] Takuma     Hurry, make her stop! [12:06] Iida     Y-Yes, sir! [12:07] Takuma     Hurry! [12:08] Senju     Sir. [12:12] Takuma     Owww! [12:14] Iida     S-Senju-chan! [12:17] Senju     Coercive behavior is     prohibited by law. [12:21] Iida     Senju-chan...! [12:32] Iida     I truly must apologize! [12:35] Iida     I failed to realize she     was family to you! [12:39] Takuma     No, I was the one     who raised my voice. [12:42] Iida     You apologize too, Senju-chan! [12:44] Senju     My duty is to protect my     partner from being attacked. [12:49] Senju     I am not allowed to disregard it. [12:51] Iida     Senju-chan! [12:52] Senju     Iida. Since the company was founded,     I have been linked to a supercomputer, [12:57] Senju     using it as part of my brain. [13:00] Senju     My age as an individual unit is three months,     but in some respects, I am your senior. [13:04] Senju     Please stop attaching     "chan" to my name. [13:07] Iida     Enough. [13:08] Iida     I'll handle the rest on my own. [13:11] Iida     This is an order. [13:12] Iida     Enter sleep mode. [13:14] Senju     Entering sleep mode. 3, 2, 1. [13:22] Takuma     Is she part of the Mina Series, too? [13:24] Iida     Yes. [13:26] Iida     She's helpful in an     employee-support capacity, [13:29] Iida     but newborn units sort of have the     intellect of both an adult and a toddler, [13:35] Iida     thus making them a bit unstable. [13:37] Iida     In cases like today, she's supposed     to issue a warning before acting. [13:42] Iida     It seems some units     have lots of quirks, [13:46] Iida     and she gets very aggressive if even     the smallest thing happens to me. [13:50] Takuma     That means you're very     important to her. [13:55] Iida     Huh? [13:57] Iida     Who can say! [14:01] Iida     So, let's continue     with the procedure. [14:03] Iida     When our company performs maintenance     on a robot, we inspect its programming, [14:07] Iida     making any necessary     modifications or deletions. SIGN    Regarding support for a family member [14:11] Takuma     Right. [14:12] Iida     But in cases where the robot's considered     family, it's a different story. [14:16] Takuma     Different? [14:18] Iida     Because then, she's part of the customer's     valued family, not a company product. [14:24] Takuma     What's this? [14:25] Iida     A process is followed that     differs from the usual sort. [14:29] Iida     In order to protect privacy, [14:31] Iida     we hardly do any checks on the     personality program or memory storage. [14:35] Takuma     Oh, okay. [14:36] Iida     We only check for modifications [14:38] Iida     to the most important part of the     programming that relates to safety. [14:43] Iida     If we come across any problems,     we can't perform the upgrade. [14:47] Iida     The robot would then be     returned directly to you. [14:49] Takuma     That makes sense.     I understand. [14:52] Iida     This is the partner registration form. [14:55] Iida     We will send you the data later on. SIGN    Partner Registration Form [14:57] Takuma     Partner registration form? [14:59] Iida     It re-registers our company's robot as a     valued member of the customer's family. [15:04] Takuma     Oh, huh. [15:05] Iida     After you register, we will perform monthly     inspections and memory backups free of charge. [15:12] Takuma     I can have those sorts of things done? [15:14] Iida     Of course. [15:16] Iida     Unlike with people, we're the only ones who     can care for this valued family member! [15:21] (Flashback) Iida     Huh? Even free inspections? [15:24] (Flashback) Iida     Isn't that an excessive guarantee,     just for them becoming partners? [15:28] (Flashback) Senju     Iida. Please envision whomever in     your family is most important to you. [15:33] (Flashback) Iida     Huh? [15:33] (Flashback) Senju     How would you feel if one day, a     vendor showed up and switched out [15:37] (Flashback) Senju     their brain without asking? [15:38] (Flashback) Iida     Well, I wouldn't stand for it. [15:41] (Flashback) Iida     But what we deal with     is robots. Machines. [15:45] (Flashback) Iida     Is it even necessary to take the     customer's feelings into account? [15:49] (Flashback) Senju     You would be amazed. [15:51] (Flashback) Iida     Huh? [15:52] (Flashback) Senju     Even if we think of them as machines, to     some customers they are undeniably family. [15:57] (Flashback) Senju     What we view as service and repair,     that customer might view as murder. [16:03] (Flashback) Senju     A member of their family     has been killed. [16:05] (Flashback) Senju     They might devote their lives to     seeking atonement from our company, [16:08] (Flashback) Senju     and from you personally. SIGN    Sign here SIGN    Kosugi SIGN    Ichijo Robotics Inc. [16:16] Iida     We might have been dangerously     close to committing murder... [16:19] Takuma     I'm finished. [16:20] Iida     Oh, right. [16:22] Iida     Thank you. [16:24] Iida     That takes care of     the formalities. [16:26] Iida     Is it really all right that we don't     inform you of the nature of the upgrade? [16:30] Takuma     Y-Yes. She said it's     going to be a surprise. [16:35] Iida     Understood. [16:36] Iida     Senju-chan, cancel sleep mode. [16:41] Senju     I am back in active mode. [16:44] Iida     So, once Mina-sama is ready,     she can come downstairs. [16:48] Takuma     All right. [16:50] Iida     Thank you for your time. [16:55] Mina     Takuma-sama. SIGN    Day 2 SIGN    Day 1 [16:57] Mina     In the refrigerator, [16:58] Mina     you will find four days' worth of     side dishes prepared in advance. SIGN    Day 3 SIGN    Day 4 [17:01] Takuma     Oh, thanks. [17:03] Mina     Please be mindful of your     nutritional balance. [17:06] Mina     You have a tendency toward     meals with a high salt content. [17:10] Takuma     I'll be careful. [17:16] Takuma     I won't get to see her     for two weeks. [17:26] Mina     If you need my hands,     I will leave them here. [17:29] Takuma     It's fine. [17:35] Mina     Please refrain from eating within     two hours of going to bed. [17:39] Takuma     Ow. [17:40] Mina     Or the quality of     your sleep will suffer. [17:43] Takuma     Yeah... [17:44] Mina     Also, it is not good     to shout at people. [17:47] Takuma     You're right. I'm sorry. [17:50] Mina     It is said that peak anger     lasts no more than six seconds. [17:53] Mina     When you feel a strong sense of anger,     please attempt six seconds of deep breaths. [17:58] Takuma     Sure. [18:23] Takuma     Oww... [18:27] Mina     You fell down. [18:28] Mina     Are you injured? [18:30] Takuma     I'm fine, fine. [18:35] Takuma     I'll be looking forward to you coming home. [18:39] Mina     Yes. [18:45] Mina     I will be on my way, then. [18:47] Takuma     Mina-chan, come back     as soon as possible. [18:51] Mina     I will strive to. [19:01] Senju     This really is odd. [19:03] Iida     What is? [19:05] Senju     There is no precedent for making     the CL type a family member. [19:08] Senju     He might be filing a fraudulent     application for support. [19:13] Iida     But there's no way     to confirm that. [19:15] Senju     When one expects a robot to     fulfill a familial function, [19:19] Senju     one typically purchases     a Super Mina. [19:21] Iida     Well, that is true. [19:23] Senju     Otherwise, it is highly likely his idea to     add her to his family arose post-purchase. [19:29] Iida     Huh? [19:30] Senju     But that is inconceivable. [19:32] Iida     How can you be so sure? [19:34] Senju     That robot's metal parts stand out. [19:37] Senju     She is stiff, unexpressive,     and not good at communication. [19:41] Senju     She is not made to     be loved by people. [19:44] Senju     The same as me. [19:49] Iida     Is that so? [19:51] Senju     It is. [19:53] Iida     Oh. [19:56] Iida     But you know. [19:58] Iida     I have a...     fondness for you. [20:07] Mina     I apologize for the wait. [20:10] Iida     Ah, you're ready now? [20:12] Mina     Yes. [20:13] Iida     Then let's go.     You get in too, Senju-chan. [20:18] Iida     Senju-chan? [20:20] Iida     Senju-chan?!     What's the matter?! [20:23] Mina     It appears to be a temporary     freeze due to shock. [20:27] Iida     Shock?! What shock?! [20:29] Mina     No need to worry. She will     restart in sixty seconds. [20:31] Iida     Senju-chan! [20:33] Iida     Senju-chan! Senju-chan! [20:43] Takuma     What's this big thing? [20:45] Takuma     There's water. [20:46] Takuma     And someone's crying. [20:48] Takuma     Yoomp. [20:50] Takuma     Excuse me, are you all right? [20:54] Mina     How could I be all right? [20:59] Mina     I chose the upgrades I wanted,     and I ended up huge like this. [21:04] Mina     Now I can't do any work. [21:07] Mina     I'm an unfit robot. [21:09] Takuma     You don't have to force     yourself to work! [21:12] Mina     If you take work away from     a robot, what's left? [21:16] Takuma     It doesn't mean you     aren't you, Mina-chan! [21:19] Mina     Oh, I just knew it. [21:21] Mina     You don't care what becomes     of me, Takuma-sama. [21:24] Mina     You cannot be in a relationship with a     regular woman, so you have me in place of one! [21:29] Takuma     No! I really do     love you, Mina-chan! [21:32] Mina     That is a lie. [21:33] Takuma     No it's not! [21:35] Takuma     I want you to let me learn what     I have to do to make you happy! [21:39] Takuma     Let's move! To a bigger house,     one you can work in! [21:45] Takuma     Mina-chan...     I love... you... [21:56] Takuma     Moving, huh? [21:59] Takuma     That might be nice. [23:35] Takuma     Next time. SIGN    #07 An Appliance Became My Child [23:36] Mina     An appliance became my child.