E5 - Red Card for Mina?

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[02:01] TSUKISHIRO
    Jersian, you're under arrest for violating
    the Astral Civilization Non-intervention Policy!
[02:11] NIKAIDO
    Thank you! You are victory goddess!
[02:16] NIKAIDO
    See you again!
[02:19] TSUKISHIRO
    Despite my complaining, have I
    gotten used to working as Mina?
SIGN    #05 Red Card for Mina?
[02:41] SUIREN
    Today our special guest is
[02:44] SUIREN
    Luna TV's fall campaign character,
    the popular grade school actress
[02:48] SUIREN
    Takanashi Yuu-chan.
[02:53] YUU
    Thank you for having me.
SIGN    Today's Guest
SIGN    Takanashi Yuu
[02:59] KIRYU
    Yuu-chan, I hear you're currently filming
    a special drama you're starring in.
[03:03] YUU
    Yes.
[03:04] YUU
    I play a grade school student who's
    an announcer despite her age.
[03:08] YUU
    It's based on a manga that's really
    popular among girls my age.
SIGN    Child Star
SIGN    The story of a grade school announcer! Starring Takanashi Yuu!
[03:12] MINA
    Huh.
[03:13] KIRYU
    Since you're here, why don't we
    have you read the next story?
[03:17] YUU
    Okay.
[03:18] MINA
    What?
[03:19] YUU
    Our next story is about
    major league baseball.
[03:22] YUU
    Isoda, who had been playing
    for the Miami Sharks,
[03:26] YUU
    suddenly returned to Japan
    due to extreme homesickness.
[03:29] MINA
    She's so good.
[03:30] KATO D
    Boy, she's good.
[03:33] KATO D
    She might even be better than Tsukuda.
[03:35] YUU
    Isoda, even if you're lonely, please do your
    best with this assignment away from home.
[03:40] KIRYU
    Bravo. With nine years of acting experience,
[03:43] KRIYU
    it's no wonder you have no trouble
    playing an announcer, too.
[03:46] YUU
    I was nervous, though.
[03:49] YUU
    Tsukuda-san, did I do a good job?
[03:52] MINA
    What?
[03:53] YUU
    I've been a fan of yours for some time.
[03:55] YUU
    I was really looking forward
    to meeting you today.
[04:00] MINA
    Thank you.
[04:02] SUIREN
    Tsukuda-san, read the next story.
[04:05] MINA
    Okay.
[04:06] MINA
    Our next story is on Japanese
    professional baseball.
[04:09] MINA
    Superstar team Shunichi will show up to their
[04:11] MINA
    third sequential game
    this Sunday at Shunichi Stadium...
[04:13] MINA
    Huh? This Sunday at Shinichi Stadium...
[04:17] YUU
    Tsukuda-san, you can do it.
[04:19] MINA
    I'm sorry. Let me try that again.
[04:21] MINA
    Superstar team Shunichi...
[04:29] MINA
    I'm such a dummy. I stuttered so badly.
[04:34] YUU
    Money.
[04:36] MINA
    Yes, ma'am.
[04:39] YUU
    Only 500 yen? You must be broke.
[04:41] YUU
    Well, whatever. It's enough for a soft drink.
[04:44] YUU
    Ugh, I'm not even a little
    interested in sports,
[04:45] MINA
    Um...
[04:48] YUU
    but they still made me do that job yesterday.
[04:58] (Flashback) MINA
    Here it comes.
[05:04] (Flashback) NIKAIDO
    Don't worry. I am strong.
[05:08] MINA
    You were at Aoyama Stadium last night, too?
[05:11] YUU
    Yeah. Here.
[05:13] YUU
    A token of friendship.
[05:15] MINA
    Thank you.
[05:16] YUU
    Anyway, it must be tough
    for you playing two roles.
SIGN    Carrot 100
    Made With 100% Organic Carrots
     Contains double the daily recommended intake of carotene!
[05:26] MINA
    What do you mean by two roles?
[05:29] YUU
    See you later.
[05:30] YUU
    Hop, hop. Hop, hop.
[05:39] MINA
    You're kidding, right?
[05:41] MINA
    Does she know I'm Tsukishiro Mina?
SIGN    Getsuyuu
SIGN    Tsukudani
[05:50] DAD
    Where's Mina?
[05:51] MOM
    She's going to be a bit late.
[05:54] DAD
    She stuttered a lot today.
[05:58] MOM
    It's been her dream since grade school.
[06:00] MOM
    She'll be fine.
[06:07] MINA
    I can't keep working as an announcer, can I?
[06:12] BABY
    What?
[06:13] MINA
    If people find out I'm Tsukishiro Mina.
[06:16] BABY
    What?
SIGN    STOMP
[06:20] BABY
    Could it be?
[06:21] MINA
    I'm just speaking hypothetically!
[06:23] BABY
    Of course you can't.
[06:25] BABY
    It'd be difficult to live a normal
    life, much less work as an announcer.
[06:31] BABY
    I know. You can have this.
[06:33] MINA
    What?
[06:36] BABY
    It's a Rabbit Laser.
[06:37] BABY
    Its laser beam erases all
    of a person's memories.
[06:41] MINA
    What?
[06:42] BABY
    If anyone realizes who you are, you
    can shoot them with that. Then...
[06:48] YUU
    Tsukishiro Mina? Who's that?
[06:54] MINA
    I can't do that.
[06:56] MINA
    Has the Rabbit Force always been
    such a frightening organization?
[06:59] NAKORU
    Senpai.
[07:01] KANJI
    Were you just talking to someone?
[07:03] MINA
    It's just your imagination.
[07:07] MINA
    Anyway, were you at practice?
[07:09] KANJI
    Yeah, I guess.
[07:10] NAKORU
    My brother has been working really hard.
[07:13] NAKORU
    He's determined to make it
    to the Koshien next year.
[07:15] KANJI
    Don't tell her that.
[07:17] NAKORU
    What's you problem?
[07:19] MINA
    I see. You're working
    towards your dream, too.
[07:24] MINA
    What should I do?
[07:26] MINA
    I don't want to give up on my dream,
[07:30] MINA
    but what should I do?
[07:36] AD
    Okay, let's begin rehearsal.
[07:40] MINA
    Calm down, Mina. You need
    to confirm the facts first.
[07:44] MINA
    Has Yuu-chan really noticed
    I'm Tsukishiro Mina?
[07:47] MINA
    Huh?
[07:51] YUU
    Tsukudacchi, you're interested in my TV show?
[07:53] YUU
    You should've said so.
[07:57] AD
    We're ready to roll cameras.
[07:59] MINA
    Okay.
[08:00] AD
    Here we go. Three, two, one.
[08:04] MINA
    That's the grade school announcer
    everyone's talking about.
[08:13] MUTSUMUNE
    Serves you right, Tsukudani.
[08:15] MUTSUMUNE
    I won't allow you to make your
    TV show debut by yourself.
[08:21] MUTSUMUNE
    What?
[08:26] MINA
    I screwed up again.
[08:31] KIRYU
    Tsukuda-kun.
[08:33] KIRYU
    What are you doing? Are you
    going to be in a TV show?
[08:36] MINA
    Kiryu-san.
[08:37] MINA
    I guess. Are you on your
    way to cover a story?
[08:41] KIRYU
    I have to get lunch with a sponsor.
[08:44] KIRYU
    French food isn't really my thing, though.
[08:47] MINA
    That reminds me, I haven't eaten yet.
[08:52] KIRYU
    Should we get lunch together sometime?
[08:54] MINA
    What? Really?
[08:56] KIRYU
    Aw, crap. I'm going to be late.
[08:58] KIRYU
    See you later.
[09:05] YUU
    So you're in love with that wannabe hot guy.
[09:09] YUU
    Let's see. Kiryu's number is...
[09:11] MINA
    Don't!
[09:12] YUU
    You don't want me to tell him?
[09:14] MINA
    What?
[09:16] YUU
    You love him, don't you?
[09:18] YUU
    Then you should quit waffling
    and tell him the truth.
[09:22] TSUKUDA
    So she does know I'm Tsukishiro Mina.
[09:29] YUU
    If you're determined to keep it a
    secret, then I won't say anything.
[09:34] YUU
    I've made up my mind.
[09:35] YUU
    As of today, you're my servant.
[09:38] YUU
    Talk back to me, and I'll kill you.
[09:44] CLERK
    Hup, hup, hup.
[09:45] MINA
    Could you make out the receipt to
    Takanashi Entertainment Productions?
[09:48] YUU
    You idiot!
[09:50] YUU
    How many times do I have to tell you?
[09:52] YUU
    Mixed fruit? I only drink 100% orange juice.
[09:55] YUU
    Nothing else will do.
[09:56] MINA
    But it's good.
[09:58] MINA
    It's got apples, cherries,
    and all kinds of stuff.
[10:01] YUU
    I said no!
[10:03] MINA
    Why is this happening to me?
[10:05] MINA
    What should I do?
[10:09] YUU
    Tsukudacchi, rub my shoulders.
[10:11] MINA
    Yes, ma'am.
[10:12] YUU
    Rub my feet next.
[10:13] MINA
    Yes, ma'am.
[10:14] YUU
    Oh, no. The priceless vase
    my art dealer gave me.
[10:19] MINA
    But you told me to carry it.
[10:21] YUU
    Maybe I'll reveal your secret.
[10:22] MINA
    Can I pay it off over time?
[10:26] YUU
    Tsukudacchi, I'm bored. Dance for me.
[10:28] MINA
    What?
[10:31] YUU
    Actually, sing me a sad song instead.
[10:35] YUU
    Do an impression of Nikaido
    the baseball player.
[10:38] MINA
    Yay! You are Japanese top actor!
[10:41] YUU
    I'm an actress.
[10:43] YUU
    What do they teach you in school?
[10:52] DAD
    Come on, this way.
[10:59] YUU
    You can go for today.
[11:00] MINA
    What?
[11:01] YUU
    You've got your show, don't you?
[11:03] YUU
    Come back tomorrow.
[11:05] MINA
    Okay.
[11:08] BABY
    What?
[11:11] BABY
    The Jersian escaped in transit?
[11:14] BABY
    They're prone to making assumptions.
[11:17] BABY
    It's possible they'll return to Earth.
[11:29] AD SUZUKI
    Okay, good.
[11:31] AD SUZUKI
    Good work, everyone.
[11:33] KIRYU
    What's wrong? You seem tired.
[11:37] MINA
    I'm totally fine.
[11:39] SUIREN
    Liar. Yuu-chan's working you to the bone.
[11:42] KIRYU
    What?
[11:43] MINA
    Suiren-san, how do you know that?
[11:46] SUIREN
    People are talking about
    it around the station.
[11:48] SUIREN
    Most of the staff know already.
[11:50] KIRYU
    Why are you listening to a child?
[11:53] MINA
    You're wrong.
[11:55] MINA
    Oh, please. That's obviously not the case.
[12:03] BABY
    Tsukuda, be honest.
[12:06] MINA
    No!
[12:08] MINA
    Why do you always pop out of weird places?
[12:12] BABY
    That child knows your identity, doesn't she?
[12:16] BABY
    I still need you to keep working.
[12:19] BABY
    You have to protect yourself.
[12:21] BABY
    Hit her with the beam.
[12:23] MINA
    Hey, wait.
[12:26] MINA
    What should I do? I'm at my limit.
[12:29] MINA
    I need to set things straight tomorrow.
[12:35] MINA
    But how should I bring up the subject?
[12:40] MINA
    I didn't order this.
[12:43] SHIRAHIME
    You've been friendly with Yuu, haven't you?
[12:45] MINA
    What?
[12:46] SHIRAHIME
    Thank you.
[12:48] SHIRAHIME
    Her mother and I were
    once friends as children.
[12:50] SHIRAHIME
    She visits my shop sometimes.
[12:53] MINA
    I see.
[12:54] SHIRAHIME
    She can be selfish and a handful,
    but please be kind to her.
[12:58] SHIRAHIME
    I think she wants someone to talk to.
[13:00] MINA
    What?
[13:02] SHIRAHIME
    All year around, her parents
    travel overseas for business.
[13:08] SHIRAHIME
    So she stays with her aunt all by herself.
[13:09] YUU
    One, two, three, four, five, six.
[13:13] SHIRAHIME
    They don't seem to be getting along, though.
[13:18] SHIRAHIME
    When she came the other day, she
    said she didn't want to go home.
[13:22] MINA
    I see.
[13:25] ANNOUNCER
    Here's our next story.
[13:27] ANNOUNCER
    Tsukumi-cho's famous Ferris wheel has
    been ridden over 15 million times.
[13:35] MINA
    That's...
[13:40] MINA
    Is Yuu-chan lonely?
[13:44] MINA
    Is that why she's so demanding?
[13:48] MINA
    I'm done hesitating.
[13:52] YUU
    What do you mean?
[13:54] MINA
    You want to ride that, don't you?
[13:58] MINA
    You're so busy every day, so I
    thought you could use a break.
[14:06] MINA
    Right?
[14:08] YUU
    Don't just stand there. Hurry up.
[14:19] MINA
    What?
[14:21] EMPLOYEE
    I'm sorry, but the Ferris wheel is
    closed today due to strong winds.
[14:25] YUU
    Turn it on.
[14:27] MINA
    Listen, Yuu-chan...
[14:28] YUU
    I decided I'm going to ride this today.
[14:31] EMPLOYEE
    I'm sorry, but for your safety...
[14:33] YUU
    Quit yapping and turn it on.
[14:35] YUU
    Can't you listen to a star?
[14:37] EMPLOYEE
    It's against regulations, so...
[14:41] YUU
    I wanna ride!
[14:42] MINA
    I'm sorry. I thought it would make you happy.
[14:43] YUU
    Turn it on! Turn it on so I can ride!
[14:46] MINA
    I just wanted to have a
    serious talk with you.
[14:49] MINA
    I'm really sorry this happened.
[14:55] YUU
    Don't try to use clever tricks.
    It's not your style.
[14:58] MINA
    What?
[14:59] YUU
    You're just a dumb high school girl.
[15:07] YUU
    So, what did you want to talk about?
[15:13] MINA
    What should I do?
[15:14] MINA
    If Yuu-chan really does know
    I'm Tsukishiro Mina, then...
[15:26] MINA
    Oh, right. That Ferris wheel
    is special to Yuu-chan.
[15:32] MINA
    There's no way I can shoot her.
[15:35] MINA
    I'll have to honestly explain the situation
    and ask her not to tell anyone.
[15:39] YUU
    It must be hard for you, Tsukudacchi.
[15:41] MINA
    Huh?
[15:44] YUU
    Attending high school and working
    as an announcer must be hard.
[15:48] MINA
    What?
[15:50] YUU
    I'm super popular, you know?
    I have a lot of stress.
[15:56] YUU
    It makes me want to be mean.
[15:59] YUU
    I'm not apologizing, though.
[16:01] YUU
    But if you really want to be my
    friend, then I might consider it.
[16:12] MINA
    Of course. I hope we can keep hanging out!
[16:15] MINA
    I see. That's what she meant by two roles.
[16:19] MINA
    I'm such a dummy. I got the wrong idea.
[16:31] MINA
    I don't need this thing.
[16:33] MINA
    Even if someone finds out who I am,
    I'll solve the problem on my own.
[16:39] BABY
    Okay, okay. Now put the gun down.
[16:46] ANNOUNCER
    Can you hear the sound of
    this packed stadium, viewers?
[16:51] ANNOUNCER
    An unprecedented event in soccer history
    is playing out right before our eyes.
[16:56] KIRYU
    I know. I've never seen anything like this.
[16:59] MINA
    Has soccer always been played like this?
[17:04] REF
    You're off the field!
[17:05] PLAYER
    What?
[17:06] REF
    Nobody likes rough play!
[17:08] FAN 1
    Come on, ref! Enough!
[17:13] AD SUZUKI
    Is he an alien?
[17:15] KATO D
    This is a great shot. Roll cameras.
[17:17] MINA
    Hey, stop that!
[17:19] REF
    You're off the field for yelling at the ref!
[17:27] YUU
    She's such a klutz.
[17:29] YUU
    Fine. I guess I'll help.
[17:34] MINA
    What should I do?
[17:35] MINA
    I need to become Mina, but...
[17:48] YUU
    Jujitsu.
[17:52] NARRATION
    Popular child actress Takanashi
    Yuu is actually another Mina.
[17:59] NARRATION
    Her name is Tamamushi Mina.
[18:02] NARRATION
    She is the renowned and precious
    prodigy of the Rabbit Force.
[18:19] NARRATION
    Mina's weapon is launched from the Rabbit
    Force base secretly constructed on the moon.
[18:26] NARRATION
    The red-shift gravity catapult's super
    acceleration allows the weapon to
[18:31] NARRATION
    reach Earth in an average
    time of 14.7 seconds.
[19:04] TAMAMUSHI
    You must be the Jersians.
[19:07] TAMAMUSHI
    I understand being upset about rough
    play, but you've gone too far.
[19:10] REF
    No unauthorized entry to the field!
[19:18] TAMAMUSHI
    You hit me.
[19:21] TAMAMUSHI
    Not even my parents have ever hit me!
[19:31] TAMAMUSHI
    Cherry Teardrop!
[19:42] MINA
    Found some. Great.
[19:49] MINA
    Jujitsu...
[19:54] TSUKISHIRO
    Jersians, for violating the Astral
    Civilization Non-intervention Policy,
[19:59] TSUKISHIRO
    Tsukishiro Mina of the Rabbit Force
    is placing you under arrest again.
[20:06] TSUKISHIRO
    Huh? What?
[20:08] TSUKISHIRO
    What's going on?
[20:16] YUU
    Superstar team Shunichi will show up to
[20:20] YUU
    their third sequential game
    this Sunday at Shunichi Stadium...
[20:28] YUU
    Impersonating you wasn't easy, Tsukudacchi.
[20:31] YUU
    I'll hang out with you anytime.
[20:36] BABY
    You're such a mean girl.
    You even made that toy.
[20:42] GUN
    Shots fired! You're not cut out to be a Mina!
[20:47] BABY
    You pretended you knew Tsukuda was
    Tsukushiro Mina and approached her.
[20:50] BABY
    If she had tried to shoot you, then
    she wouldn't be cut out to be a Mina.
[20:55] YUU
    It's not okay to sacrifice
    others, even for a noble cause.
[21:00] BABY
    Because of you, now I look like the bad guy.
[21:02] BABY
    I need clear this up later.
[21:05] YUU
    I'm a true member of the Rabbit Force.
[21:08] YUU
    It's my duty to make sure
    Tsukudacchi's fit to be one of us.
[21:16] YUU
    Someday, she'll realize the
    significance of our genes.
SIGN    New Star Tamamushi Mina!
SIGN    Solves Soccer
     Stadium Incident!
[21:28] MINA
    Who is Tamamushi Mina?
[21:30] MINA
    I'd like to meet her someday.
[21:34] MINA
    But first, I need to make
    Yuu-chan admit defeat.
[21:40] MINA
    Level 1: Though blue dye comes from the
    indigo plant, it is bluer than indigo.
[23:08] DAD
    Mina's late coming home today.
[23:10] MOM
    What are you talking about?
[23:12] MOM
    She's staying overnight
    with Kiryu-san for a story.
[23:14] DAD
    She's staying out overnight with a man?
[23:16] DAD
    I never gave her permission to do that.
[23:18] MOM
    But I did. She'll be all right.
[23:22] TSUKUDA
    Next time on Getsumento Heiki
    Mina, "In the Open-Air Bath."
[23:25] HAIBARA
    Are you newlyweds? How nice.
[23:28] HAIBARA
    I've prepared a bed for you.
[23:30] KIRYU
    What? Actually, we're here to cover a story.
[23:32] TSUKUDA
    She thought we were newlyweds? Wow.