E4 - Mutsumune's Big Break

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SIGN    #04 Mutsumune's Big Break
[01:55] NIGHT D
    They're not here? What happened
    to tonight's announcer?
[02:00] AD SUZUKI
    Apparently, they went out to eat.
[02:03] AD SUZUKI
    They're not answering their phone.
[02:03] NIGHT D
    Isn't there anyone we can use?
[02:09] MUTSUMUNE
    Is there a problem?
[02:13] AD SUZUKI
    Mutsumune-san.
[02:15] MUTSUMUNE
    I may not be up to the task,
    but I'm willing to help.
SIGN    Getsuyuu
SIGN    Tsukudani
[02:22] TSUKUDA
    Oh, no!
[02:25] TSUKUDA
    When did I fall asleep?
[02:27] MUTSUMUNE
    Breaking news.
SIGN    Luna Festa Starts Tomorrow
SIGN    Mermaid Escapes
SIGN    Caused By Unhealthy Habits?!
    Horrors of Frozen Shoulder
SIGN    Super Popular! Ebimaki Art
SIGN    Actor Iguma's Shocking Marriage!!
[02:29] MUTSUMUNE
    The Gizmanite that was holed up
    in the city's sports memorial hall
[02:34] MUTSUMUNE
    was finally arrested by
    Otsuki Mina moments ago.
[02:38] TSUKUDA
    Huh? Is Mutsumune-senpai working overnight?
[02:42] BABY
    Tsukuda Mina, something has happened.
[02:44] BABY
    This morning at 4:39AM,
[02:46] BABY
    a mysterious UFO descended on
    Tokyo Bay before disappearing.
[02:50] BABY
    Unauthorized visits to Earth are a violation
[02:52] BABY
    of the Astral Civilization
    Non-intervention Policy.
[02:56] BABY
    The Rabbit Force is on alert level 2.
[03:00] BABY
    Await further instructions.
[03:04] BABY
    Tsukuda?
[03:06] TSUKUDA
    Isn't it Otsuki Mina-san's
    job to defend Earth?
[03:10] TSUKUDA
    Go ask her.
[03:14] BABY
    Tsukuda Mina, don't you realize you're
    a member of the Rabbit Force?
[03:19] BABY
    Japan is a rarity even on
    Earth with all its sports.
[03:24] BABY
    As you can see, Otsuki Mina
    can't defend it alone.
[03:28] TSUKUDA
    But today I've got extra lessons and
    an important event with Luna TV.
[03:33] TSUKUDA
    I can't be Mina on top of that.
[03:36] BABY
    You'll find a way.
[03:37] BABY
    Isn't positive thinking your selling point?
[03:41] TSUKUDA
    Can't I at least drink apple juice instead?
SIGN    Where: Tsukumi-cho Near Luna TV HQ
[03:46] STAFF
    Good work!
[03:48] MUTSUMUNE
    Take care, everyone.
[03:54] AD SUZUKI
    That's odd, though.
[03:56] NIGHT D
    What?
[03:57] AD SUZUKI
    Mutsumune-san's always at the station.
[04:00] AD SUZUKI
    I wonder when she goes home.
[04:05] MUTSUMUNE
    Perhaps I was a bit too helpful.
[04:08] MUTSUMUNE
    Well, as long as it earns me points.
[04:20] MUTSUMUNE
    Working first thing in the
    morning is exhausting.
SIGN    This summer, meet your favorite female
     announcers at the umetatechi!!
SIGN    "Luna TV is in your hands!"
     Two popular announcers shake hands!
[04:24] MUTSUMUNE
    But as long as I hang around the
    station, I'll get more and more work.
SIGN    Luna TV Intra-Station
    Female Announcer
SIGN    Beach Volleyball Tournament
[04:32] MUTSUMUNE
    Tsukudani-san, you just watch.
[04:35] MUTSUMUNE
    High school announcers are
    nothing more than a sideshow.
SIGN    Intra-Station
    Women's
    Beach Volleyball Tournament
[05:20] MALE CASTER
    Let's try calling them at the event now.
[05:22] MALE CASTER
    Princess Ren on the special stage.
[05:26] SUIREN
    Summer has arrived at the
    Tokyo Bay again this year,
[05:29] SUIREN
    and the Umetate Luna Festa has begun.
SIGN    Luna Festa
SIGN    Handshake Event
SIGN    Mutsumune
    Escartin
SIGN    Shake her hand
     at Tsukumi-cho!
[05:35] FAN 1
    Mucchi, your hot bath commercial was great.
[05:39] FAN 2
    Your reading skills are top-notch.
    Keep up the good work.
[05:43] MUTSUMUNE
    Thank you for your support.
[05:47] MUTSUMUNE
    I do have people watching me!
[05:50] MUTSUMUNE
    I'm an announcer who's
    undergone proper training.
[05:54] MUTSUMUNE
    I won't lose to a sideshow who
    cheated her way into the company.
[05:56] TSUKUDA
    Excuse me.
SIGN    Everyone's Luna Announcers
[05:58] TSUKUDA
    Let me through, please.
[06:02] TSUKUDA
    I'm sorry.
[06:04] TSUKUDA
    I'm late because I failed a test.
[06:07] MUTSUMUNE
    No problem. Hurry up and get changed.
[06:10] TSUKUDA
    Huh?
[06:11] MUTSUMUNE
    It's a festival, after all.
[06:13] MUTSUMUNE
    You can't wear your plain old uniform.
[06:15] MUTSUMUNE
    You need to get dressed up in
    something a little different.
[06:18] TSUKUDA
    Mutsumune-senpai.
[06:21] TSUKUDA
    Okay, everyone. Please form a single-file line.
SIGN    Tsukuda Mina
    Impromptu Handshake Event
[06:30] MUTSUMUNE
    The temperature is already 32.6 degrees.
[06:33] MUTSUMUNE
    Enjoy the hellish experience of wearing a
    full-body costume in this heat, Tsukudani-san.
[06:39] ALL
    Tsukuda! Tsukuda! Tsukuda!
[06:39] FAN 2
    Tsukuda-chan, you can do it.
[06:42] FAN 1
    I never miss SpoLuna.
[06:44] FAN 2
    We all love how hardworking you are.
[06:49] TSUKUDA
    Tsukuda Mina will do her very best.
[06:57] MUTSUMUNE
    Oh, no. I accidentally awakened
    Tsukudani's professionalism again.
[07:02] MUTSUMUNE
    At this rate, Luna TV will be...
[07:09] MUTSUMUNE
    Not bad, Tsukudani.
[07:12] MUTSUMUNE
    It's a dog-eat-dog world.
[07:14] TSUKUDA
    Mutsumune-senpai, I learned
    a lot. Thank you.
[07:23] YOSHIMI
    Apparently, that's the trophy for the beach
    volleyball tournament Tsukuda's playing in.
[07:29] YOSHIMI
    They say some famous artist designed it.
[07:33] YOSHIMI
    It's super rare.
[07:34] KANJI
    Huh.
[07:35] YOSHIMI
    Tsukuda has a handshake event.
[07:37] YOSHIMI
    Aw, crap! I forgot to check!
[07:40] MOCHIMURA
    You see her at school all the time.
[07:43] YOSHIMI
    This is different.
SIGN    Female Announcer
SIGN    Handshake
    Event
[07:47] KANJI
    She'll probably just wear her
    plain old school swimsuit, too.
[07:55] TSUKUDA
    Does this look strange?
[07:57] TSUKUDA
    I've never worn anything so bold before.
[08:04] SUIREN
    You've got a terrible sunburn on your face.
[08:09] SUIREN
    Put that on.
[08:10] TSUKUDA
    Thank you.
[08:12] SUIREN
    You'll run out of energy if
    you don't eat something.
[08:14] TSUKUDA
    Okay.
[08:19] TSUKUDA
    Suiren-san's definitely fed up with me.
[08:22] TSUKUDA
    I can't believe how badly I burned.
[08:24] TSUKUDA
    Maybe I lack self-awareness as an announcer.
[08:28] TSUKUDA
    Okay.
[08:29] TSUKUDA
    I'll do my best at beach volleyball.
[08:30] TSUKUDA
    This is part of my job, too.
[08:32] TSUKUDA
    I need to be perfect.
[08:37] TOURNAMENT MC
    The intra-station female announcer
    beach volleyball tournament has begun.
SIGN    NemuLuna TV
    Shopping Team
[08:42] TOURNAMENT MC
    Which team will win?
[08:45] MUTSUMUNE
    What is my partner doing?
[08:48] SUIREN
    Are you ready, Tsukuda-san?
[08:51] TSUKUDA
    Yes. Good to go.
[08:55] KIRYU
    You think they'll do well?
[09:01] BABY
    That's odd.
[09:03] BABY
    There's no movement.
[09:05] BABY
    What is the alien who snuck in plotting?
[09:11] BABY
    A message? How unusual.
[09:13] BABY
    It's from the European Rabbit Force.
[09:15] BABY
    Hi, this is Nanashi speaking.
[09:19] BABY
    What?
[09:26] MUTSUMUNE
    You're late, Pyokotan.
[09:30] MUTSUMUNE
    Don't just stand there.
    Get in line behind me.
[09:34] TOURNAMENT MC
    The players are entering the arena.
SIGN    Intra-Station Women's Beach Volleyball Tournament
[09:37] TOURNAMENT MC
    Let's give them a round of applause.
[09:58] SAKURA
    Here it comes.
[10:15] MOCHIMURA
    What's wrong with Mina?
[10:16] MOCHIMURA
    She's weirdly stiff.
[10:19] KANJI
    What is she doing?
SIGN    Intra-Station Women's Beach Volleyball Tournament
[10:21] TOURNAMENT MC
    That's game.
[10:22] TOURNAMENT MC
    The first match of block A goes to SpoLuna.
[10:30] TSUKUDA
    I'm sorry, Suiren-san.
[10:32] TSUKUDA
    I'll be perfect next time.
[10:43] WOMAN 1
    There are tacks on the court!
[10:53] WOMAN 2
    My G cups!
[10:59] MUTSUMUNE
    You're incredible, Pyokotan!
[11:02] MUTSUMUNE
    Winning the whole thing isn't just a dream!
[11:08] TSUKUDA
    Mutsumune-senpai is amazing.
[11:10] TSUKUDA
    I need to try harder.
[11:13] SUIREN
    We'll probably face them in the final.
[11:17] TSUKUDA
    Yes.
[11:18] TSUKUDA
    Announcer Tsukuda will do
    a perfect job next match.
SIGN    Final
    SpoLuna vs NemuLuna TV Shopping
[11:34] MUTSUMUNE
    Tsukuda-san, let's do our best not
    to disgrace the name of Luna TV.
[11:40] TSUKUDA
    Looking forward to it.
[11:44] MUTSUMUNE
    How green to forget oneself
    at a major event.
[11:48] MUTSUMUNE
    Tsukudani-san, I shall crush you in
    front of all these Luna TV fans.
[12:00] KANJI
    Tsukuda!
[12:01] TOURNAMENT MC
    Point to the NemuLuna TV Shopping team!
[12:08] SUIREN
    I know this is a job, but why
    don't you relax a little?
[12:12] TSUKUDA
    What?
[12:14] SUIREN
    Let's enjoy playing volleyball.
[12:17] SUIREN
    If we're not having fun,
    neither will the audience.
[12:26] MUTSUMUNE
    Get up, Tsukuda.
[12:29] MUTSUMUNE
    The match isn't over yet.
[12:36] TSUKUDA
    Mutsumune-senpai is absolutely glowing.
[12:40] TSUKUDA
    I got in my own head again
    just because it was a job.
[12:50] SUIREN
    Toss.
[12:50] TSUKUDA
    Got it.
[12:55] TOURNAMENT MC
    Point to SpoLuna!
[12:59] TSUKUDA
    Yes!
[13:01] TSUKUDA
    Senpai, thank you!
[13:04] MUTSUMUNE
    What?
[13:05] TSUKUDA
    That was very informative.
[13:08] TSUKUDA
    But we won't lose.
[13:14] MUTSUMUNE
    Crap. I accidentally helped her grow again.
[13:20] MUTSUMUNE
    But this is why she's my rival.
[13:23] MUTSUMUNE
    Tsukudani, come at me with
    everything you've got!
[13:30] KIRYU
    Those two are putting on a great show.
[13:33] MOCHIMURA
    Go, Mina! You can do it!
[13:58] MUTSUMUNE
    I lost.
[14:01] MUTSUMUNE
    Did I stand no chance against the
    stamina of a high school girl?
[14:06] TSUKUDA
    Nice game.
[14:07] TSUKUDA
    That was a great match, Mutsumune-senpai.
[14:29] FANS
    Nice! Good job!
[14:30] FANS
    That was amazing!
[14:32] FANS
    We love both of you!
[14:38] TSUKUDA
    Thank you, everyone.
[14:42] MUTSUMUNE
    Tsukuda-san, you're not too bad yourself.
[14:46] MUTSUMUNE
    But you still have a lot to learn.
[14:50] TSUKUDA
    Right.
[14:55] ALIEN
    Hand over the trophy!
[15:05] PYOKOTAN
    Someone help!
[15:08] YOSHIMI
    Kanji...
[15:09] KANJI
    Pull yourself together.
[15:11] MOCHIMURA
    Huh? Where's Mina?
[15:15] TSUKUDA
    I'm the only one who can protect everyone.
[15:18] BABY
    I've identified the mysterious UFO.
[15:21] BABY
    According to the European Rabbit Force,
    there was a Ripplite on board.
[15:26] BABY
    They're sports trophy smugglers.
[15:29] BABY
    They illegally acquire sports trophies and
    sell them to sports fans across the universe.
[15:36] BABY
    Tsukishiro Mina, now is the time to act.
SIGN    Vegetable Juice
SIGN    7820μg of β-Carotene
[15:42] TSUKUDA
    Fine, then. Just this once.
[15:49] TSUKUDA
    Jujitsu...
[15:54] MALE ANNOUNCER
    The carrot she consumed contains
    an abundance of β-carotene.
[15:59] MALE ANNOUNCER
    When provitamin A is converted to vitamin A,
[16:03] MALE ANNOUNCER
    the active oxygen in her body is
    removed, and her cells are regenerated
[16:07] MALE ANNOUNCER
    as Tsukuda Mina completes
    her Jujitsu transformation
[16:11] MALE ANNOUNCER
    into Tsukishiro Mina of the Rabbit Force.
[16:26] TSUKISHIRO
    Freeze! I, Tsukishiro Mina, will
    arrest anyone who harms—
[16:38] TSUKISHIRO
    Some guests haven't escaped yet.
[16:46] TSUKISHIRO
    Otsuki-san!
[16:53] OTSUKI
    Now get out of here.
[16:56] FANS
    We will. Thank you.
[17:07] OTSUKI
    You're an earnest one, aren't you?
[17:17] OTSUKI
    I'll show you how to really fight.
[17:20] TSUKISHIRO
    What?
[17:20] OTSUKI
    Here we go!
[17:52] TSUKISHIRO
    You did it, Otsuki-san.
[17:54] OTSUKI
    No, it's not over yet.
[18:12] OTSUKI
    If you have to work, might
    as well make it fun, right?
[18:15] TSUKISHIRO
    What?
[18:17] TSUKISHIRO
    That's the same thing Suiren-san said.
[18:20] OTSUKI
    Take this!
[18:22] OTSUKI
    Receive!
[18:26] TSUKISHIRO
    Huh?
[18:30] MALE ANNOUNCER
    By merging with the wielder's body, Mina
    weapons achieve their maximum power.
[18:36] MALE ANNOUNCER
    They are the ultimate weapon.
[18:47] TSUKISHIRO
    Toss!
[18:53] OTSUKI
    This ends now!
[19:01] OTSUKI
    Black Turnip Punch!
[19:07] TSUKISHIRO
    So cool.
[19:10] TSUKISHIRO
    But...
[19:12] OTSUKI
    Yes, yes, yes!
[19:17] TSUKISHIRO
    Otsuki-san is smiling?
[19:20] OTSUKI
    Go on!
[19:35] OTSUKI
    Aw, man. I always take things too far.
[19:39] TSUKISHIRO
    Otsuki-san.
[19:41] TSUKISHIRO
    What's her deal?
[19:44] TSUKISHIRO
    She's also my senior, but she's
    nothing like Suiren-san.
[19:50] OTSUKI
    Huh?
[19:52] OTSUKI
    Aw, crap.
[19:55] BABY
    Hey, Otsuki! You're lucky no one got hurt,
[19:59] BABY
    but I'm going to get in trouble with
    Space Planetary Insurance again.
[20:02] TSUKISHIRO
    Um, who exactly is Otsuki-san?
[20:05] BABY
    Don't you learn from her, Tsukishiro.
[20:08] BABY
    Catch up to her and surpass her.
[20:16] OTSUKI
    Aw, darn. They escaped.
[20:24] OTSUKI
    Well, that was a decent pass.
[20:27] OTSUKI
    But I still can't let you take
    over the number one spot.
[20:35] BOTH
    Good work!
[20:43] NIGHT D
    I can't believe an alien
    took your teammate's place.
[20:48] AD SUZUKI
    That must've been tough, Mutsumune-san.
[20:52] MUTSUMUNE
    This must be because I accidentally
    helped Tsukudani again.
[20:57] TV
    The Intra-Station Women's
    Beach Volleyball Tournament
[21:00] TV
    was held earlier today at
    the Umetate Luna Festa,
[21:02] MUTSUMUNE
    I want to be surrounded by more fans, too!
[21:03] TV
    which was won by SpoLuna.
[21:11] ALIEN
    Friends, it's too dangerous to
    continue smuggling trophies.
[21:16] ALIEN
    But today, I discovered a
    potential new hit product.
[21:21] ALIEN
    Mutsumune Escartin is the best!
[21:24] ALIEN
    From now on, we'll sell Mutsumune
    merch throughout the universe!
[21:31] MUTSUMUNE
    Someone's talking about me.
[21:34] MUTSUMUNE
    Perhaps they're handsome fans of mine.
[21:40] MUTSUMUNE
    A second sneeze. Love is in the air.
[21:44] MUTSUMUNE
    Oh, please.
[23:08] GIRL
    Nice to meet you, Tsukuda-san.
[23:10] GIRL
    I've been a fan of yours for a while now.
[23:12] TSUKUDA
    Uh, thanks.
[23:13] GIRL
    Anyway, it must be tough
    playing two roles at once.
[23:17] TSUKUDA
    You're kidding, right?
[23:19] TSUKUDA
    Does she know I'm Tsukishiro Mina?
[23:22] TSUKUDA
    Next time on Getsumento Heiki
    Mina, "Red Card for Mina."
[23:26] TSUKUDA
    Jersian, I, Tsukishima Mina,
    am placing you under arrest.
[23:29] GIRL
    If you insist on keeping it a
    secret, I won't say anything.
[23:33] GIRL
    But starting today, you're my servant.
[23:35] TSUKUDA
    Oh...