E11 - Final Announcement

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SIGN    #11 Final Announcement
[01:57] SUMIRE
    Earthlings, good morning.
[02:01] SUMIRE
    I, Shiwasu Mina, will be replacing Otsuki Mina
[02:06] SUMIRE
    and taking over managing Earth's
    unique sports culture and, uh...
[02:14] YAYOI
    "Protecting."
[02:16] SUMIRE
    Yeah, I'll totally protect it.
[02:21] SUMIRE
    Anyway, what was it? Sportsmanship?
[02:24] SUMIRE
    Make sure you play with that.
[02:26] SUMIRE
    I love all of you.
[02:31] YOSHIMI
    See? Weird, right?
[02:33] YOSHIMI
    All Mina sites have been shut down
    and rewritten as Shiwasu Mina sites.
[02:38] KANJI
    Even your Tsukishiro Mina site?
[02:41] YOSHIMI
    That Shiwasu lady seems fishy to me.
[02:44] YOSHIMI
    At first I kind of liked her because
    she was a cute and sexy pacifist,
[02:50] YOSHIMI
    but her methods are kind of arrogant.
[02:53] HENCHMINA
    Rebel spotted.
[02:56] YOSHIMI
    I feel like we're under her control now.
[03:01] KANJI
    Yoshimi!
[03:04] KANJI
    Hey, are you okay?
[03:06] YOSHIMI
    Shiwasu-sama rules.
[03:09] YOSHIMI
    No more Otsuki! Welcome Shiwasu!
[03:14] YOSHIMI
    No more Otsuki! Welcome Shiwasu!
[03:14] KANJI
    Yoshimi has lost his mind.
[03:19] MOCHIMURA
    Is it true that announcer Suiren quit Luna TV?
[03:23] TSUKUDA
    Yeah.
[03:25] MOCHIMURA
    And now you're the main caster of SpoLuna.
[03:28] TSUKUDA
    Yeah.
SIGN    Getsuyuu
SIGN    Tsukudani
[03:31] TSUKUDA
    I am main caster Tsukuda Mina.
[03:34] TSUKUDA
    I'd like to start by apologizing
    on behalf of the program
[03:38] TSUKUDA
    for the scandal caused by Koshu
    Suiren, who quit last week.
[03:49] TSUKUDA
    I can't say this.
[03:52] TSUKUDA
    What would Suiren-senpai do?
[03:56] (Flashback) SUIREN
    Hey, you.
[03:58] (Flashback) YOUNG TSUKUDA
    Huh?
[04:00] (Flashback) SUIREN
    You worked hard until the end.
[04:08] (Flashback) SUIREN
    That looks painful. Hold on.
[04:13] (Flashback) YOUNG TSUKUDA
    Thank you.
[04:15] (Flashback) SUIREN
    Would it be all right if I interviewed you?
[04:18] (Flashback) YOUNG TSUKUDA
    Why? I'm the pitcher of the losing team.
[04:22] (Flashback) YOUNG TSUKUDA
    Nobody would watch a story about that.
[04:27] (Flashback) SUIREN
    You're right. When you consider
    ratings, maybe it's a dumb idea.
[04:33] (Flashback) SUIREN
    But even though you lost,
    you still gained something important.
[04:37] (Flashback) YOUNG TSUKUDA
    What?
[04:38] (Flashback) SUIREN
    And communicating that is
    an important part of my job, too.
[04:44] TSUKUDA
    I wanted to be like her.
[04:49] TAKURO
    Being trusted with the show
    can't be easy for Mina.
[04:53] TAKURO
    Maybe juggling both school and
    work is too much for her after all.
[04:58] MIKASA
    She's got three jobs, honey.
[05:01] MIKASA
    She's a high school student,
    an announcer, and Tsukishiro Mina.
[05:08] TAKURO
    Wait a minute.
[05:09] MIKASA
    Being a Mina is passed from mother
    to daughter through her genes.
[05:14] MIKASA
    And Mina is, in fact, a Mina.
[05:17] TAKURO
    What are you talking about?
[05:20] MIKASA
    Didn't I tell you? I used to be a Mina.
[05:25] TAKURO
    No way. I thought you were joking.
[05:28] MIKASA
    Do you not want me if I'm a Mina?
[05:33] TAKURO
    No matter who you are,
    my love for you will never change!
[05:38] MIKASA
    Okay, okay.
[05:40] MIKASA
    Look. Your mother managed to get everything.
[05:43] MIKASA
    See, Mina-chan?
[05:47] TSUKUDA
    Mom...
[05:50] TSUKUDA
    Good morning.
[05:58] TSUKUDA
    Um...
[06:00] MUTSUMUNE
    Apparently, Kiryu-san quit, too.
[06:02] TSUKUDA
    What?
[06:05] ONOUE
    This may be the end of SpoLuna.
[06:08] KATO D
    If I may, the staff will do everything
    in its power to win back the public's trust.
[06:12] ONOUE
    Fully cooperating with Mina's total
    management is our station's directive.
[06:17] AD SUZUKI
    But...
[06:18] KATO D
    So Suiren quitting wasn't enough
    to earn their forgiveness.
[06:22] TSUKUDA
    Why?
[06:24] KATO D
    Because she was Otsuki Mina, obviously.
[06:27] AD SUZUKI
    We don't have a choice.
[06:29] AD SUZUKI
    We'd be fooling the viewers otherwise.
[06:33] KATO D
    SpoLuna is my dream.
[06:37] KATO D
    Yesterday, I gave you
    a script criticizing Otsuki.
[06:40] KATO D
    If we broadcast it as written,
    SpoLuna will be saved.
[06:43] KATO D
    Please. You gotta protect my dream!
[06:53] TV
    Tootle-oo!
[06:55] TV
    Thank you for waiting.
[06:57] TV
    It's time to announce
    this week's top Mina in the universe.
SIGN    Astral Mina Ranking
SIGN    Otsuki Mina
[07:01] TV
    Otsuki Mina didn't even make it
    into the rankings, so who placed first?
SIGN    Shiwasu Mina
[07:07] TV
    It's Shiwasu Mina.
[07:10] SUMIRE
    Heck yeah!
[07:14] YAYOI
    You're in a good mood, miss.
[07:16] SUMIRE
    Huh?
[07:17] SUMIRE
    What is it, Yayoi?
[07:19] YAYOI
    Nothing. I was just thinking
    this matter has grown quite serious.
[07:22] YAYOI
    We may end up needing to shoot
    all earthlings with a brainwashing beam.
[07:29] YAYOI
    If word of this reaches the home planet...
[07:32] SUMIRE
    I know, I know.
[07:35] YAYOI
    This all started because Otsuki Mina took
    your universe's number one Mina spot.
[07:40] YAYOI
    I thought you were just going to get back
    at her by being a little nasty to her.
[07:45] SUMIRE
    Quiet!
[07:46] SUMIRE
    What if someone's listening?
[07:50] YAYOI
    If you raise your voice like that,
    someone will hear you.
[07:56] SUMIRE
    Anyway, what am I going to do?
[08:02] SUMIRE
    Answer the door. We have a guest.
[08:05] SUMIRE
    Hold on. We're a thousand meters in the air.
[08:08] YAYOI
    She's here.
[08:09] SUMIRE
    Who?
[08:10] YAYOI
    Otsuki Mina.
[08:13] SUMIRE
    What?
[08:18] SUMIRE
    Wait a minute.
[08:20] SUMIRE
    Couldn't I blame Otsuki for everything?
[08:25] TSUKUDA
    Suiren-senpai did what?
[08:27] KIRYU
    Yeah. She's going to quit being a Mina, too.
[08:31] KIRYU
    She said, "Chase two rabbits,
    and you'll catch neither."
[08:35] KIRYU
    Not only did I get in her way, but I couldn't
    even accept her when she was hurt.
[08:50] (Flashback) SUIREN
    Keep being an announcer,
    no matter what happens.
[08:56] TSUKUDA
    What should I do?
[08:59] TSUKUDA
    I'm glad you're here. What should I do?
[09:03] BABY
    I have a message from the new
    commander regarding the future.
[09:06] TSUKUDA
    What?
[09:08] SUMIRE
    Hey. How's it going?
[09:10] SUMIRE
    Otsuki Mina just turned herself in.
[09:14] SUMIRE
    She's been kicked off the Rabbit
    Force for neglecting her duties
[09:18] SUMIRE
    and causing social unrest.
[09:20] SUMIRE
    She's been stripped of her Mina powers, too.
[09:23] TSUKUDA
    No.
[09:25] SUMIRE
    Now you have to swear loyalty to me.
[09:28] TSUKUDA
    But...
[09:29] SUMIRE
    Or will you suffer the same fate as Otsuki?
[09:32] SUMIRE
    If your identity is exposed, you won't be
    able to keep working as an announcer.
[09:36] SUMIRE
    Your show might get canceled first, though.
[09:40] SUMIRE
    Well, later.
[09:42] TSUKUDA
    Nanashi!
[09:43] BABY
    Shiwasu is the commander now.
[09:46] BABY
    If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
[10:00] KATO D
    The continued existence of the new
    SpoLuna is riding on this one chance!
[10:03] KATO D
    Give it everything you've got, team!
[10:05] KATO D
    Follow the script, Tsukuda. Got it?
[10:10] NIKAIDO
    Yeah! No problem!
[10:19] TSUKUDA
    Good evening. I am main caster Tsukuda Mina.
SIGN    Tsukuda
    Mina
[10:23] TSUKUDA
    As of today, SpoLuna begins anew
    with a brand new lineup.
[10:28] TSUKUDA
    Assisting me is...
SIGN    Mutsumune Escartin
[10:31] MUTSUMUNE
    Hello. I'm Mutsumune Escartin.
[10:34] TSUKUDA
    And our commentator is
    former major leaguer Nikaido-san.
[10:38] NIKAIDO
    Okay! You can count on me!
SIGN    Nikaido Takeshi
[10:41] AD SUZUKI
    They're off to a good start.
[10:43] KATO D
    Yeah.
[10:46] SUMIRE
    Since I used my authority
    to put a little pressure on her,
[10:49] SUMIRE
    Tsukishiro-chan will be forced to yield.
[10:52] SUMIRE
    You've got a good junior.
    You have nothing to worry about.
[10:59] TSUKUDA
    I'd like to start
[11:01] TSUKUDA
    by apologizing for the scandal caused by
    Koshu Suiren, who quit last week...
[11:10] KATO D
    What's she doing?
[11:14] TSUKUDA
    Suiren-senpai, don't give up.
[11:18] KATO D
    Hey, that's not what the script says!
[11:22] AD SUZUKI
    Kato-san, we're on air.
[11:24] KATO D
    Let go of me! My dream!
[11:28] TSUKUDA
    Otsuki Mina-san told me to seize everything.
[11:32] TSUKUDA
    Suiren-senpai told me we gain
    something important even when we lose.
[11:37] TSUKUDA
    I want all of that, too.
[11:40] TSUKUDA
    Both winning and losing.
[11:42] TSUKUDA
    Both happiness and disappointment.
[11:46] TSUKUDA
    All the things I encounter.
[11:48] KATO D
    I'm done for!
[11:51] AD SUZUKI
    Are you sure about that?
[11:53] AD SUZUKI
    The viewers aren't idiots.
[11:59] TSUKUDA
    That's how I feel now.
[12:01] SUIREN
    Could it be?
[12:03] SUMIRE
    That dumb girl.
[12:05] NIKAIDO
    What?
[12:08] MUTSUMUNE
    Tsukudani...
[12:13] ONOUE
    What is she doing?
[12:16] SUIREN
    You idiot. Are you trying
    to lose your announcer job?
[12:22] TSUKUDA
    Jujitsu.
SIGN    Tsukishiro
[12:44] WOMAN
    Tsukishiro Mina is always so pretty.
[12:54] KANJI
    Tsukuda is Tsukishiro Mina?
[12:56] YOSHIMI
    What?!
[12:58] NIKAIDO
    Unbelievable!
[13:02] TSUKISHIRO
    As both Tsukuda Mina and Tsukishiro Mina,
[13:06] TSUKISHIRO
    I want it all!
[13:08] ONOUE
    She did it. She doesn't mean
    to give up on anything.
[13:14] ONOUE
    It's the viewers who will decide now.
[13:29] HENCHMINA
    Tsukishiro Mina is breaking through the armor.
[13:33] SUMIRE
    Damn that dumb kid.
[13:41] TSUKISHIRO
    Isn't that right, Senpai?
[13:46] SUIREN
    You dummy.
[13:48] SUMIRE
    Ouch...
[13:51] SUMIRE
    You think you can get away with doing this?
[13:52] TSUKISHIRO
    Let's go, Suiren-senpai.
[13:54] SUMIRE
    Hey!
[14:00] SUMIRE
    Otsuki Mina and Tsukishiro Mina are under
    arrest for escaping and assisting an escape.
[14:06] SUMIRE
    All vessels, open fire.
SIGN    Caster Tsukuda is Tsukishiro Mina?!
[14:20] BABY
    You must be Kiryu-dono. I have a request.
[14:24] KIRYU
    You...
[14:25] BABY
    There's no time.
[14:27] BABY
    I'd like you to broadcast this.
SIGN    Tsukishiro
[14:31] WOMAN
    You can do it, Tsukishiro Mina.
[14:34] ALL
    You can do it, Tsukishiro Mina!
[14:36] ALL
    You can do it, Otsuki Mina!
[14:38] ALL
    We're counting on you, Otsuki Mina!
[14:39] ALL
    You've got this, Tsukishiro Mina!
[14:41] ALL
    You can do it!
[14:43] ALL
    Good luck!
[14:48] KANJI
    You can do it, Tsukishiro Mina!
[14:57] NAKORU
    Jujitsu.
[15:01] TAKANASHI
    Jujitsu.
[15:05] TSUTSUJI
    Duwah!
[15:08] TSUTSUJI
    No, wait. I mean Jujitsu.
[15:17] BOTH
    Jujitsu.
SIGN    Shiwasu's vessel opens fire!!
[15:28] AKIYAMA
    Jujitsu.
[15:30] AKIYAMA
    I'll be back, master.
[15:42] HARUMINA
    Time for Jujitsu.
[15:46] KISARAGI
    Here we go, yo.
[15:48] SHIMOTSUKI
    Kisaragi-sensei.
[15:54] GUARD A
    Kiryu-san, please.
[15:56] GUARD A
    You can't go in there.
[15:57] KIRYU
    Oh, yeah?
[16:00] GUARD A
    Hey, stop!
[16:06] KIRYU
    I've got the scoop on
    the criticism against Otsuki!
[16:09] KIRYU
    Broadcast this!
[16:10] NIKAIDO
    You no longer work for SpoLuna.
[16:18] KIRYU
    Mutsumune!
[16:21] MUTSUMUNE
    You can count on me, Kiryu-san.
[16:25] KATO D
    Don't let Mutsumune leave!
[16:26] AD SUZUKI
    But...
[16:34] MUTSUMUNE
    Someone help!
[16:38] ONOUE
    We'll play this during the show.
[16:42] MUTSUMUNE
    Ono P?
[16:44] KATO D
    What are you talking about?
[16:45] KATO D
    What about the script?
    Who's going to be the announcer?
[16:49] ONOUE
    I'll do it.
[16:50] BOTH
    What?
[16:51] ONOUE
    Despite how I seem, I used to be
    in the announcer club, you know.
[16:59] SHIWASU
    You think you can defeat me,
    commander of Earth's Rabbit Force?
[17:03] SHIWASU
    I'll make you do hard
    mochi-pounding labor on the moon
[17:06] SHIWASU
    or ship you off to a frontier planet.
[17:09] SHIWASU
    All ships, destroy them!
[17:20] SHIWASU
    What?
[17:25] TAMAMUSHI
    Cherry Teardrop!
[17:32] MINAZUKI
    Mini Tomato Boom Boom!
[17:39] SATSUKI
    Here we go!
[17:46] AKIYAMA
    Lotus Revolver!
[17:54] SHIMOTSUKI
    Kisaragi-sensei, you finally acknowledged me.
[17:59] KISARAGI
    Sure.
[18:05] SHIMOTSUKI
    Sensei!
[18:15] TSUKISHIRO
    Guys...
[18:18] SHIWASU
    Are you...?
[18:21] MINAZUKI
    Our feelings are united.
[18:23] SATSUKI
    That's right. Shiwasu-han,
    we don't consider you our commander.
[18:28] TAMAMUSHI
    Can you afford to antagonize
    all of Japan's Minas?
[18:33] BABY
    Your plot will be exposed soon.
[18:36] BABY
    Take a look at this.
[18:39] ONOUE
    The SpoLuna staff have acquired
    the truth about Shiwasu Mina.
[18:45] ONOUE
    Take a look.
[18:47] SUMIRE
    I know, I know.
[18:49] YAYOI
    This all started because Otsuki Mina
    took your universe's number one Mina spot.
[18:54] YAYOI
    I thought you were just going to get back
    at her by being a little nasty to her.
[18:59] SUMIRE
    Quiet!
[19:00] SUMIRE
    What if someone's listening?
[19:03] SUMIRE
    Wait a minute.
[19:04] SUMIRE
    Couldn't I blame Otsuki for everything?
[19:08] ONOUE
    As you saw in this video,
    this disturbance was a plot
[19:12] ONOUE
    created by Shiwasu Mina because
    she was jealous of Otsuki Mina's popularity.
[19:17] SHIWASU
    Crap! How did they get this?
[19:20] BABY
    I secretly filmed you.
[19:23] TSUKISHIRO
    Senpai, look.
[19:27] VOICE
    You can do it, Otsuki Mina!
[19:27] VOICE
    You can do it, Tsukishiro Mina!
[19:32] TSUKISHIRO
    Senpai.
[19:33] SUIREN
    I feel like kicking some butt now, too.
[19:36] TSUKISHIRO
    Nobody will complain about it today.
[19:38] TSUKISHIRO
    Should we do it?
[19:39] SUIREN
    Yeah.
[19:42] SUIREN
    Jujitsu.
[20:11] SHIWASU
    Oh, fine. I'll just destroy all of you.
[20:20] OTSUKI
    Let's do this, Tsukishiro.
[20:21] TSUKISHIRO
    Yes, Senpai.
[20:24] SHIWASU
    Take this!
[20:36] BOTH
    Go!
[21:02] YAYOI
    What shall we do, miss?
[21:06] SHIWASU
    Now that it's come to this...
[21:09] SHIWASU
    We'll have to temporarily
    retreat to the Mina Planet.
[21:12] SHIWASU
    See you later, earthlings!
[21:19] TSUKISHIRO
    Senpai.
[21:30] AD SUZUKI
    We're being flooded with calls and messages
[21:32] AD SUZUKI
    in support of announcer Suiren
    returning to Luna TV.
[21:37] ONOUE
    That settles that.
[21:40] KATO D
    Ahem. To the future success of SpoLuna.
[21:46] KATO D
    Cheers!
[21:48] ALL
    Cheers!
SIGN    Tsukishima Shopping Center
[22:15] MAN
    Are you working at Luna TV this morning?
[22:18] WOMAN
    We heard you got the morning show.
[22:20] MAN
    Good luck.
[22:22] TSUKUDA
    Thank you.
[22:23] TSUKUDA
    I'll do my best again today.
[22:31] TSUKUDA
    Wait!
[22:33] TSUKUDA
    I mustn't run, even if I'm running late.
[22:43] VEGETABLE MAN
    Mina-chan.
[22:46] VEGETABLE MAN
    Chew on this.
[22:49] TSUKUDA
    Thanks, mister.
[22:55] TSUKUDA
    Jujitsu.
[22:59] TSUKISHIRO
    I'd better hurry.
SIGN    See you later
[24:25] HAIBARA
    A strange rumor is spreading
    among part-time workers.
[24:28] HAIBARA
    According to information we received,
    the female part-timer is a bespectacled beauty
[24:33] HAIBARA
    who takes various part-time
    positions all over Japan,
[24:36] HAIBARA
    leaving powerful impressions
    on the people who meet her.
[24:39] AD SUZUKI
    H-san—no, Haibara Minamo-san,
[24:42] AD SUZUKI
    who are you really?
[24:45] HAIBARA
    You've grown, Suzuki-san.
[24:47] TSUKUDA
    Next time on Getsumento Heiki Mina,
    "The Legend of Akiyama Mina."
[24:51] HAIBARA
    Now that's a secret.
[24:53] TSUKUDA
    Whoa!