E10 - I Came From Space

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SIGN    #10 I Came From Space
[02:03] TSUKISHIRO
    Run, everyone!
[02:07] MAN
    It's Tsukishiro Mina.
[02:17] ALIEN
    What do you think of this special big wave?
[02:20] ALIEN
    I'm this summer's star.
[02:22] OTSUKI
    I don't think so.
[02:24] OTSUKI
    Milian, I'm arresting you for violating
    the Astral Civilization Non-intervention Policy.
[02:33] OTSUKI
    Go!
[02:38] ALIEN
    My giant tsunami generator!
[02:44] OTSUKI
    Aw, crud.
[02:47] OTSUKI
    Well, whatever. Everyone's been evacuated.
[02:56] OTSUKI
    Go, go, go!
[03:06] OTSUKI
    Ow...
[03:08] OTSUKI
    I'm sorry. Are you okay?
[03:10] AD SUZUKI
    I, uh...
[03:15] AD SUZUKI
    Kato-san...
[03:18] OTSUKI
    We'll meet again.
[03:24] TSUKISHIRO
    Otsuki-san.
SIGN    Otsuki
    Mina
    destroys
    public
    property
    again
SIGN    Tsukishiro Mina apologizes
[03:29] AD SUZUKI
    I wonder if she has a boyfriend.
[03:31] KATO D
    Sheesh. Everyone's been mesmerized
    by that damn rabbit.
[03:36] KATO D
    Because of Otsuki Mina
    Japan's sports facilities...
[03:38] KATO D
    are an absolute wreck!
SIGN    Tsukumi-cho Gymnasium
[03:47] AD SUZUKI
    I've heard her popularity has declined.
[03:54] AD SUZUKI
    Hello?
[03:56] AD SUZUKI
    What? Zatsudansha Publishing?
[03:59] SUIREN
    Athletes, thank you for another
    fine performance today.
[04:03] SUIREN
    We hope you'll do your best again tomorrow.
SIGN    See you tomorrow
[04:09] AD SUZUKI
    Okay, good.
[04:17] TSUKUDA
    It feels so strange.
[04:17] AD SUZUKI
    Good work today.
[04:18] SUIREN
    Good work.
[04:19] TSUKUDA
    I can't believe this person is Otsuki Mina.
[04:20] KIRYU
    Oh, right. Suzuki-san.
[04:21] AD SUZUKI
    Yes?
[04:24] SUIREN
    Tsukuda-san, do you have the scripts
    for next week's mini segments?
[04:28] TSUKUDA
    Yes. They're right here.
[04:32] SUIREN
    Huh.
[04:35] TSUKUDA
    Well, see you again tomorrow.
[04:38] TSUKUDA
    Good night.
[04:40] SUIREN
    Good night.
[04:43] KIRYU
    Tsukuda has grown, hasn't she?
[04:46] SUIREN
    She still has a lot to learn.
[04:48] SUIREN
    Look. She got the kanji wrong.
[04:51] TSUKUDA
    The rabbit hippity-hops three hops. In total...
[04:53] AD SUZUKI
    Tsukuda-chan!
[04:56] AD SUZUKI
    I'm really sorry,
[04:59] AD SUZUKI
    but would you do an interview with a magazine
    before coming to the studio tomorrow?
[05:03] TSUKUDA
    What? But we have
    an important broadcast that day.
[05:06] TSUKUDA
    If I'm late...
[05:08] AD SUZUKI
    But you don't go on until the evening.
[05:11] AD SUZUKI
    Could you do the interview
    real quick beforehand?
[05:17] TSUKUDA
    So, where am I doing it?
[05:23] SUIREN
    I did it again.
[05:26] KIRYU
    Hey.
[05:28] KIRYU
    The usual, please.
[05:31] KIRYU
    Hey, it's Otsuki Mina.
[05:33] SUIREN
    You like her?
[05:34] KIRYU
    I like her cleavage.
[05:36] SUIREN
    Pervy old man.
[05:38] KIRYU
    I don't dislike impish women,
    but I bet dating her would be a challenge.
[05:45] KIRYU
    So, what's on your mind?
[05:50] KIRYU
    You're always like this.
[05:53] KIRYU
    You don't talk to me about anything.
[05:55] KIRYU
    I know you're a strong person,
    but maybe you could share...
[06:00] KIRYU
    Suiren.
[06:01] SUIREN
    I thought you didn't like impish women.
[06:03] KIRYU
    Hey.
[06:04] SUIREN
    Thanks for the drink.
[06:05] KIRYU
    Wait.
[06:07] BARTENDER
    Why don't you have some tea, sir?
[06:13] BABY
    Otsuki, I can't believe you!
[06:15] SUIREN
    I know. I'm sorry.
[06:17] SUIREN
    But I can't stop myself when I become Mina.
[06:20] BABY
    Imagine what it's like to support you.
[06:24] BABY
    At least you have the top arrest rate.
[06:27] SUIREN
    Am I really that uncute?
[06:31] BABY
    What are you...?
[06:34] SUIREN
    Not that you liking me does me any good.
[06:39] SUMIRE
    I'm finally here.
[06:41] SUMIRE
    So this is the Harajuku
    I've heard so much about.
[06:44] SUMIRE
    These humans are clamoring about
    like ants gathering around sugar.
[06:49] TSUKUDA
    I remember that idol.
[06:51] TSUKUDA
    Anyway, I wonder where the interviewer is.
[06:55] TSUKUDA
    If they don't show up soon,
    I'll be late to the studio.
[06:58] SUMIRE
    Thanks for waiting. You're Tsukuda-san, right?
[07:00] TSUKUDA
    Who are you?
[07:02] SUMIRE
    Magazine reporter, uh... Nishiwa Sumire.
[07:07] SUMIRE
    Nice to meet you.
[07:10] TSUKUDA
    What? You're the reporter?
[07:14] SUMIRE
    Don't just stand there.
    We've got an interview to do.
[07:17] SUMIRE
    There are tons of places I want to go.
[07:19] TSUKUDA
    Wait!
[07:30] TSUKUDA
    Um, Ms. Reporter?
[07:33] TSUKUDA
    What exactly are you reporting on?
[07:35] SUMIRE
    What? Uh, your day off.
[07:38] SUMIRE
    The article is called "Touring Harajuku
    on Announcer Tsukuda's Day Off."
[07:42] TSUKUDA
    I see.
SIGN    Best Friends
[07:47] SUMIRE
    Huh?
[07:54] SUMIRE
    Otsuki...
[07:59] SUMIRE
    Tsukuda-san, you frequently meet
    the Minas through work, don't you?
[08:04] TSUKUDA
    What? Yes, I suppose.
[08:06] SUMIRE
    What's up with Otsuki Mina?
[08:08] SUMIRE
    Is she really a super violent savage?
[08:10] TSUKUDA
    Of course not.
    Otsuki-san is a wonderful person.
[08:14] TSUKUDA
    Sometimes she goes too far,
    but I still don't even compare to her.
[08:20] TSUKUDA
    ...Is what Tsukishiro Mina said.
[08:23] SUMIRE
    Uh huh.
[08:25] SUMIRE
    But she's destroyed
    tons of sports facilities, right?
[08:28] SUMIRE
    What's your opinion on that?
[08:31] TSUKUDA
    Well...
[08:32] SUMIRE
    Normally she'd be fired.
[08:34] SUMIRE
    I guess we'd be fine. Japan has other Minas.
[08:38] TSUKUDA
    We can't fire her.
[08:40] SUMIRE
    I see. So you're taking
    Otsuki's side after all.
[08:42] TSUKUDA
    What?
[08:44] SUMIRE
    Come with me.
[08:51] MAN
    What are those?
[08:53] WOMAN
    Aliens?
[08:55] TSUKUDA
    What is that?
[09:11] REF
    The winner is Muscle Mask!
[09:17] SUIREN
    Who will claim the top spot
    as the world's best martial artist?
[09:20] SUIREN
    BattLuna King has already
    completed its third match.
[09:24] COMMENTATOR
    That was an impressive fight.
[09:26] IDOL
    I'm so excited.
[09:29] SUIREN
    Let's switch over to the next competitors.
[09:33] SUIREN
    Reporter Mutsumune-san.
[09:34] MISTER SUNSET
    One, two, three, four.
[09:34] MUTSUMUNE
    Hello. In the red corner
    is a very pumped up Mister Sunset.
[09:39] MISTER SUNSET
    I'm all pumped up.
[09:41] KIRYU
    I see. Looking good.
[09:41] MISTER SUNSET
    By the way, Mucchi-san,
    do you like guys like me?
[09:44] MUTSUMUNE
    Of course I do.
[09:44] AD SUZUKI
    Maybe Tsukuda-chan's interview is running long.
[09:45] MUTSUMUNE
    I love fighting men.
[09:47] AD SUZUKI
    I need her to swap in for Mucchi-san soon.
[09:47] MISTER SUNSET
    Then maybe I'll dedicate today's battle to you.
[09:50] MUTSUMUNE
    Really? Thank you.
[09:53] MUTSUMUNE
    Don't you dare show up, Tsukudani.
[09:56] MUTSUMUNE
    I may only be filling time until you
    get here, but I finally seized this job.
[09:59] MUTSUMUNE
    I won't hand it over so easily.
[10:02] MUTSUMUNE
    What is that?
[10:04] ALIEN
    Lucha!
[10:10] ALIEN
    The Luchachites have taken over this arena!
[10:14] ALIEN
    Lucha! Lucha! Lucha!
[10:16] ALIEN
    Best martial artist in the world?
[10:19] ALIEN
    We'll show you our strength.
[10:22] SUIREN
    Stop what you're doing.
[10:23] ALIEN
    Lucha?
[10:25] ALIEN
    Lucha.
[10:28] ALIEN
    Luchacha Style!
[10:32] IDOL
    My D-cups!
[10:35] MUTSUMUNE
    Suiren-san?
[10:38] KIRYU
    You jerks.
[10:40] ALIEN
    Lucha, lucha!
[10:41] KIRYU
    Hey! Cut that out!
[10:42] MUTSUMUNE
    What should I do?
[10:44] OTSUKI
    Enough!
[10:48] OTSUKI
    Luchachites, you're all under arrest!
[10:58] TSUKUDA
    Who are you?
[11:00] SUMIRE
    Now, now. Have a seat.
[11:03] SUMIRE
    Do you want soda or some other soft drink?
[11:05] TSUKUDA
    You lied about being a reporter.
[11:06] TSUKUDA
    You're an alien, aren't you?
[11:08] TSUKUDA
    What are you planning?
[11:09] SUMIRE
    Oh, shut up.
[11:11] SUMIRE
    Let me ask you this.
[11:13] SUMIRE
    What do you know about the Rabbit Force?
[11:16] TSUKUDA
    What?
[11:19] SUMIRE
    I came all the way here for work, you know.
[11:23] SUMIRE
    Though I doubt you know anything about that.
[11:26] TSUKUDA
    Work?
[11:36] OTSUKI
    Stop!
[11:41] OTSUKI
    You jerks!
[11:46] OTSUKI
    Crud.
[11:58] MUTSUMUNE
    Otsuki Mina is on a wild rampage once again.
[12:00] MUTSUMUNE
    I narrowly escaped danger myself.
[12:02] PERSON 1
    Be careful! Watch it!
[12:05] PERSON 2
    We nearly got caught up in the fighting!
[12:08] OTSUKI
    Sorry.
[12:09] ALIEN
    That's enough, Otsuki Mina!
[12:11] ALIEN
    Lucha, cha, cha.
[12:13] ALIEN
    If you care about this earthling,
    then do as we say.
[12:18] KIRYU
    Don't worry about me.
[12:25] ALIEN
    I said don't move!
[12:30] ALIEN
    Prepare yourself, cha!
[12:33] ALIEN
    This might tingle.
[12:38] BABY
    Otsuki, why are you hesitating?
[12:40] BABY
    Arrest them.
[12:43] OTSUKI
    But...
[12:47] OTSUKI
    I could blast him, but if I'm
    not careful, then Kiryu-kun...
[12:52] OTSUKI
    I must pick one of two choices.
[12:54] OTSUKI
    I...
[12:56] (Flashback) OTSUKI
    You should seize everything you want.
[13:01] OTSUKI
    What should I do?
[13:05] TSUKUDA
    Don't!
[13:05] SUMIRE
    Whoa, there. Calm down.
[13:08] SUMIRE
    Since we have the opportunity,
    let's watch her work.
[13:11] SUMIRE
    Let's see if your senior can do
    her job as a Rabbit Force member.
[13:16] KIRYU
    Otsuki Mina, don't worry about me!
[13:19] KIRYU
    Hurry up and blast them!
[13:21] KIRYU
    Where's your spunky spirit?
[13:24] OTSUKI
    I... I'm not as strong as you think I am.
[13:31] OTSUKI
    I can't abandon you.
[13:41] OTSUKI
    No!
[13:42] ALIEN
    This ends now.
[13:49] ALIEN
    Lucha-cha-cha?
[14:12] KIRYU
    Impossible...
[14:13] KATO D
    Suiren?
[14:15] NAKORU
    She's Otsuki Mina?
[14:19] TSUTSUJI
    This is gonna be huge.
[14:25] MUTSUMUNE
    Suiren-san.
[14:37] SUIREN
    This is who I really am.
[14:45] KIRYU
    Why didn't you tell me?
[14:50] KIRYU
    Did you really trust me so little?
[14:54] SUIREN
    Kiryu-kun...
[14:56] KIRYU
    I'm sorry. I don't want to hear it right now.
[15:12] TSUKUDA
    Suiren-senpai...
[15:14] SUMIRE
    Oh, come on.
[15:16] SUMIRE
    She failed to arrest them, and
    her identity was revealed to the earthlings.
[15:20] SUMIRE
    What a hopeless old lady.
[15:28] SUMIRE
    This is a space sweet potato.
[15:31] SUMIRE
    It contains a hundred times
    more fiber than one of Earth's.
[15:35] SUMIRE
    Anyway, why is my transformation vegetable
    a potato when I'm so hip with the times?
[15:42] YAYOI
    Because you cannot choose it yourself.
[15:47] TSUKUDA
    Transformation? Could it be?
[15:53] SUMIRE
    Jujitsu.
[15:58] NARRATION
    Fake magazine reporter
    Nishiwa Sumire is actually
[16:02] NARRATION
    a Rabbit Force inspector from
    the Mina Planet thousands of light years away.
[16:10] NARRATION
    Her name is Shiwasu Mina.
[16:12] NARRATION
    She's a super famous rich girl Mina.
[16:35] ALIEN
    Who are you?
[16:43] ALIEN
    What is this music?
[16:45] ALIEN
    The ring belongs to men!
[17:01] FAN 1
    Sexy and cute!
[17:02] FAN 2
    She's so sexy and cute!
[17:21] SHIWASU
    Luchachites, I see exactly
    how lovely and tough you are.
[17:27] ALIEN
    Really?
[17:29] SHIWASU
    Yes, so I have a suggestion.
[17:33] SHIWASU
    I'm thinking of spending my allowance
    on a present for your star system.
[17:41] SHIWASU
    I call it the Lucha-cha Colosseum.
[17:45] SHIWASU
    With this, you can enjoy space
    martial arts as much as you want.
[17:49] ALIEN
    Perhaps that would be better.
[17:52] ALIEN
    We've never experienced
    anything so incredible in our lives.
[17:56] ALIEN
    Thank you, Shiwasu Mina.
[18:01] SHIWASU
    As a Main Rabbit Force member,
    I'll overlook this policy violation.
[18:08] TSUKUDA
    Shiwasu Mina?
[18:11] TSUKUDA
    What's the Main Rabbit Force?
[18:14] YAYOI
    It's a force based out the Mina home planet.
[18:17] YAYOI
    Lady Shiwasu leads one such company.
[18:23] SHIWASU
    Listen up, everyone.
[18:25] SHIWASU
    I am Shiwasu Mina, a Rabbit Force inspector
    from the very distant Mina Planet.
[18:33] SHIWASU
    I am here to accuse Otsuki Mina.
[18:36] SHIWASU
    People of Earth, Otsuki has been fooling you.
[18:42] SHIWASU
    Look at this insane expression.
[18:45] SHIWASU
    She's not fighting to protect you.
[18:48] SHIWASU
    She's just going on violent
    rampages because she enjoys it.
[18:53] SHIWASU
    She breaks all kinds of things.
[18:55] SHIWASU
    She put some of you in danger just now.
[18:59] SHIWASU
    Don't you think Otsuki is terrible?
[19:03] FAN 3
    Yeah! Otsuki sucks!
[19:06] FAN 4
    She fooled us!
[19:08] FAN 5
    I don't care about her anymore!
[19:09] FAN 5
    From now on, it's Shiwasu-chan time!
[19:11] SHIWASU
    Thank you, everyone.
[19:13] SHIWASU
    I will reform this planet's Rabbit Force.
[19:17] SHIWASU
    I will drive out
    the violence-loving Otsuki Mina!
[19:22] SHIWASU
    Say it with me!
[19:24] SHIWASU
    No more!
[19:25] ALL
    Violence!
[19:26] SHIWASU
    No more!
[19:28] ALL
    Otsuki!
[19:29] SHIWASU
    Three, two, one!
[19:32] ALL
    Yeah!
[19:43] BABY
    Shiwasu Mina is the unruly daughter
    of an influential family on the home planet.
[19:49] BABY
    I won't make it out of this unscathed.
SIGN    Resignation
[20:11] AD SUZUKI
    She didn't have to quit.
[20:13] KATO D
    You idiot! She's been
    fooling us this whole time!
[20:17] KATO D
    How much violence do you think
    Otsuki Mina has caused?
[20:20] KATO D
    If we try to protect her, there's no telling
    what could happen to SpoLuna.
[20:28] TSUKUDA
    Suiren-senpai!
[20:35] SUIREN
    Keep being an announcer,
    no matter what happens.
[20:39] TSUKUDA
    What?
[20:40] SUIREN
    You can make it without me now.
[20:44] TSUKUDA
    No, wait!
[20:50] TSUKUDA
    Suiren-san...
[20:58] SUMIRE
    Hey. That was rough, huh?
[21:00] SUMIRE
    I'm sure your ridiculous senior
    made you suffer, too.
[21:04] SUMIRE
    Otsuki was a problem
    on the Mina home planet, too.
[21:10] SUMIRE
    Hup.
[21:11] SUMIRE
    I'm putting together a No More Otsuki campaign.
[21:15] SUMIRE
    You'll help, right?
[21:17] TSUKUDA
    Why would I?
[21:19] SUMIRE
    I order you to as Earth's commanding
    member of the Rabbit Force.
[21:24] SUMIRE
    Nanashi has been demoted.
[21:26] SUMIRE
    He deserves it for letting
    Otsuki do as she pleased.
[21:33] SHIWASU
    I expect a positive response, soulmate.
[21:37] SHIWASU
    See you later.
[21:41] TSUKUDA
    Suiren-san, what should I do?
[23:08] SUMIRE
    I'll take total control of Earth's
    unique sports culture and totally protect it.
[23:13] KATO D
    If we broadcast this script criticizing
    Otsuki as written, SpoLuna will be saved!
[23:17] TSUKUDA
    What?
[23:18] KIRYU
    Not only did I get in her way, but I couldn't
    even accept her when she was hurt.
[23:22] TSUKUDA
    Kiryu-san.
[23:23] BABY
    Shiwasu is the commander now.
[23:25] BABY
    If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
[23:27] TSUKUDA
    Nanashi.
[23:29] TSUKUDA
    Next time on Getsumento Heiki Mina,
    "Last Announcement."
[23:32] TSUKUDA
    Suiren-senpai, you mustn't give up.