# E5 - Red Card for Mina?
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**[02:01] TSUKISHIRO**
Jersian, you're under arrest for violating
the Astral Civilization Non-intervention Policy!
**[02:11] NIKAIDO**
Thank you! You are victory goddess!
**[02:16] NIKAIDO**
See you again!
**[02:19] TSUKISHIRO**
Despite my complaining, have I
gotten used to working as Mina?
***SIGN*** #05 Red Card for Mina?
**[02:41] SUIREN**
Today our special guest is
**[02:44] SUIREN**
Luna TV's fall campaign character,
the popular grade school actress
**[02:48] SUIREN**
Takanashi Yuu-chan.
**[02:53] YUU**
Thank you for having me.
***SIGN*** Today's Guest
***SIGN*** Takanashi Yuu
**[02:59] KIRYU**
Yuu-chan, I hear you're currently filming
a special drama you're starring in.
**[03:03] YUU**
Yes.
**[03:04] YUU**
I play a grade school student who's
an announcer despite her age.
**[03:08] YUU**
It's based on a manga that's really
popular among girls my age.
***SIGN*** Child Star
***SIGN*** The story of a grade school announcer! Starring Takanashi Yuu!
**[03:12] MINA**
Huh.
**[03:13] KIRYU**
Since you're here, why don't we
have you read the next story?
**[03:17] YUU**
Okay.
**[03:18] MINA**
What?
**[03:19] YUU**
Our next story is about
major league baseball.
**[03:22] YUU**
Isoda, who had been playing
for the Miami Sharks,
**[03:26] YUU**
suddenly returned to Japan
due to extreme homesickness.
**[03:29] MINA**
*She's so good.*
**[03:30] KATO D**
Boy, she's good.
**[03:33] KATO D**
She might even be better than Tsukuda.
**[03:35] YUU**
Isoda, even if you're lonely, please do your
best with this assignment away from home.
**[03:40] KIRYU**
Bravo. With nine years of acting experience,
**[03:43] KRIYU**
it's no wonder you have no trouble
playing an announcer, too.
**[03:46] YUU**
I was nervous, though.
**[03:49] YUU**
Tsukuda-san, did I do a good job?
**[03:52] MINA**
What?
**[03:53] YUU**
I've been a fan of yours for some time.
**[03:55] YUU**
I was really looking forward
to meeting you today.
**[04:00] MINA**
Thank you.
**[04:02] SUIREN**
Tsukuda-san, read the next story.
**[04:05] MINA**
Okay.
**[04:06] MINA**
Our next story is on Japanese
professional baseball.
**[04:09] MINA**
Superstar team Shunichi will show up to their
**[04:11] MINA**
third sequential game
this Sunday at Shunichi Stadium...
**[04:13] MINA**
Huh? This Sunday at Shinichi Stadium...
**[04:17] YUU**
Tsukuda-san, you can do it.
**[04:19] MINA**
I'm sorry. Let me try that again.
**[04:21] MINA**
Superstar team Shunichi...
**[04:29] MINA**
I'm such a dummy. I stuttered so badly.
**[04:34] YUU**
Money.
**[04:36] MINA**
Yes, ma'am.
**[04:39] YUU**
Only 500 yen? You must be broke.
**[04:41] YUU**
Well, whatever. It's enough for a soft drink.
**[04:44] YUU**
Ugh, I'm not even a little
interested in sports,
**[04:45] MINA**
Um...
**[04:48] YUU**
but they still made me do that job yesterday.
**[04:58] (Flashback) MINA**
Here it comes.
**[05:04] (Flashback) NIKAIDO**
Don't worry. I am strong.
**[05:08] MINA**
You were at Aoyama Stadium last night, too?
**[05:11] YUU**
Yeah. Here.
**[05:13] YUU**
A token of friendship.
**[05:15] MINA**
Thank you.
**[05:16] YUU**
Anyway, it must be tough
for you playing two roles.
***SIGN*** Carrot 100
Made With 100% Organic Carrots
Contains double the daily recommended intake of carotene!
**[05:26] MINA**
What do you mean by two roles?
**[05:29] YUU**
See you later.
**[05:30] YUU**
Hop, hop. Hop, hop.
**[05:39] MINA**
You're kidding, right?
**[05:41] MINA**
Does she know I'm Tsukishiro Mina?
***SIGN*** Getsuyuu
***SIGN*** Tsukudani
**[05:50] DAD**
Where's Mina?
**[05:51] MOM**
She's going to be a bit late.
**[05:54] DAD**
She stuttered a lot today.
**[05:58] MOM**
It's been her dream since grade school.
**[06:00] MOM**
She'll be fine.
**[06:07] MINA**
I can't keep working as an announcer, can I?
**[06:12] BABY**
What?
**[06:13] MINA**
If people find out I'm Tsukishiro Mina.
**[06:16] BABY**
What?
***SIGN*** STOMP
**[06:20] BABY**
Could it be?
**[06:21] MINA**
I'm just speaking hypothetically!
**[06:23] BABY**
Of course you can't.
**[06:25] BABY**
It'd be difficult to live a normal
life, much less work as an announcer.
**[06:31] BABY**
I know. You can have this.
**[06:33] MINA**
What?
**[06:36] BABY**
It's a Rabbit Laser.
**[06:37] BABY**
Its laser beam erases all
of a person's memories.
**[06:41] MINA**
What?
**[06:42] BABY**
If anyone realizes who you are, you
can shoot them with that. Then...
**[06:48] YUU**
Tsukishiro Mina? Who's that?
**[06:54] MINA**
I can't do that.
**[06:56] MINA**
Has the Rabbit Force always been
such a frightening organization?
**[06:59] NAKORU**
Senpai.
**[07:01] KANJI**
Were you just talking to someone?
**[07:03] MINA**
It's just your imagination.
**[07:07] MINA**
Anyway, were you at practice?
**[07:09] KANJI**
Yeah, I guess.
**[07:10] NAKORU**
My brother has been working really hard.
**[07:13] NAKORU**
He's determined to make it
to the Koshien next year.
**[07:15] KANJI**
Don't tell her that.
**[07:17] NAKORU**
What's you problem?
**[07:19] MINA**
I see. You're working
towards your dream, too.
**[07:24] MINA**
*What should I do?*
**[07:26] MINA**
*I don't want to give up on my dream,*
**[07:30] MINA**
*but what should I do?*
**[07:36] AD**
Okay, let's begin rehearsal.
**[07:40] MINA**
Calm down, Mina. You need
to confirm the facts first.
**[07:44] MINA**
Has Yuu-chan really noticed
I'm Tsukishiro Mina?
**[07:47] MINA**
Huh?
**[07:51] YUU**
Tsukudacchi, you're interested in my TV show?
**[07:53] YUU**
You should've said so.
**[07:57] AD**
We're ready to roll cameras.
**[07:59] MINA**
Okay.
**[08:00] AD**
Here we go. Three, two, one.
**[08:04] MINA**
That's the grade school announcer
everyone's talking about.
**[08:13] MUTSUMUNE**
Serves you right, Tsukudani.
**[08:15] MUTSUMUNE**
I won't allow you to make your
TV show debut by yourself.
**[08:21] MUTSUMUNE**
What?
**[08:26] MINA**
I screwed up again.
**[08:31] KIRYU**
Tsukuda-kun.
**[08:33] KIRYU**
What are you doing? Are you
going to be in a TV show?
**[08:36] MINA**
Kiryu-san.
**[08:37] MINA**
I guess. Are you on your
way to cover a story?
**[08:41] KIRYU**
I have to get lunch with a sponsor.
**[08:44] KIRYU**
French food isn't really my thing, though.
**[08:47] MINA**
That reminds me, I haven't eaten yet.
**[08:52] KIRYU**
Should we get lunch together sometime?
**[08:54] MINA**
What? Really?
**[08:56] KIRYU**
Aw, crap. I'm going to be late.
**[08:58] KIRYU**
See you later.
**[09:05] YUU**
So you're in love with that wannabe hot guy.
**[09:09] YUU**
Let's see. Kiryu's number is...
**[09:11] MINA**
Don't!
**[09:12] YUU**
You don't want me to tell him?
**[09:14] MINA**
What?
**[09:16] YUU**
You love him, don't you?
**[09:18] YUU**
Then you should quit waffling
and tell him the truth.
**[09:22] TSUKUDA**
*So she does know I'm Tsukishiro Mina.*
**[09:29] YUU**
If you're determined to keep it a
secret, then I won't say anything.
**[09:34] YUU**
I've made up my mind.
**[09:35] YUU**
As of today, you're my servant.
**[09:38] YUU**
Talk back to me, and I'll kill you.
**[09:44] CLERK**
Hup, hup, hup.
**[09:45] MINA**
Could you make out the receipt to
Takanashi Entertainment Productions?
**[09:48] YUU**
You idiot!
**[09:50] YUU**
How many times do I have to tell you?
**[09:52] YUU**
Mixed fruit? I only drink 100% orange juice.
**[09:55] YUU**
Nothing else will do.
**[09:56] MINA**
But it's good.
**[09:58] MINA**
It's got apples, cherries,
and all kinds of stuff.
**[10:01] YUU**
I said no!
**[10:03] MINA**
*Why is this happening to me?*
**[10:05] MINA**
*What should I do?*
**[10:09] YUU**
Tsukudacchi, rub my shoulders.
**[10:11] MINA**
Yes, ma'am.
**[10:12] YUU**
Rub my feet next.
**[10:13] MINA**
Yes, ma'am.
**[10:14] YUU**
Oh, no. The priceless vase
my art dealer gave me.
**[10:19] MINA**
But you told me to carry it.
**[10:21] YUU**
Maybe I'll reveal your secret.
**[10:22] MINA**
Can I pay it off over time?
**[10:26] YUU**
Tsukudacchi, I'm bored. Dance for me.
**[10:28] MINA**
What?
**[10:31] YUU**
Actually, sing me a sad song instead.
**[10:35] YUU**
Do an impression of Nikaido
the baseball player.
**[10:38] MINA**
Yay! You are Japanese top actor!
**[10:41] YUU**
I'm an actress.
**[10:43] YUU**
What do they teach you in school?
**[10:52] DAD**
Come on, this way.
**[10:59] YUU**
You can go for today.
**[11:00] MINA**
What?
**[11:01] YUU**
You've got your show, don't you?
**[11:03] YUU**
Come back tomorrow.
**[11:05] MINA**
Okay.
**[11:08] BABY**
What?
**[11:11] BABY**
The Jersian escaped in transit?
**[11:14] BABY**
They're prone to making assumptions.
**[11:17] BABY**
It's possible they'll return to Earth.
**[11:29] AD SUZUKI**
Okay, good.
**[11:31] AD SUZUKI**
Good work, everyone.
**[11:33] KIRYU**
What's wrong? You seem tired.
**[11:37] MINA**
I'm totally fine.
**[11:39] SUIREN**
Liar. Yuu-chan's working you to the bone.
**[11:42] KIRYU**
What?
**[11:43] MINA**
Suiren-san, how do you know that?
**[11:46] SUIREN**
People are talking about
it around the station.
**[11:48] SUIREN**
Most of the staff know already.
**[11:50] KIRYU**
Why are you listening to a child?
**[11:53] MINA**
You're wrong.
**[11:55] MINA**
Oh, please. That's obviously not the case.
**[12:03] BABY**
Tsukuda, be honest.
**[12:06] MINA**
No!
**[12:08] MINA**
Why do you always pop out of weird places?
**[12:12] BABY**
That child knows your identity, doesn't she?
**[12:16] BABY**
I still need you to keep working.
**[12:19] BABY**
You have to protect yourself.
**[12:21] BABY**
Hit her with the beam.
**[12:23] MINA**
Hey, wait.
**[12:26] MINA**
What should I do? I'm at my limit.
**[12:29] MINA**
I need to set things straight tomorrow.
**[12:35] MINA**
*But how should I bring up the subject?*
**[12:40] MINA**
I didn't order this.
**[12:43] SHIRAHIME**
You've been friendly with Yuu, haven't you?
**[12:45] MINA**
What?
**[12:46] SHIRAHIME**
Thank you.
**[12:48] SHIRAHIME**
Her mother and I were
once friends as children.
**[12:50] SHIRAHIME**
She visits my shop sometimes.
**[12:53] MINA**
I see.
**[12:54] SHIRAHIME**
She can be selfish and a handful,
but please be kind to her.
**[12:58] SHIRAHIME**
I think she wants someone to talk to.
**[13:00] MINA**
What?
**[13:02] SHIRAHIME**
All year around, her parents
travel overseas for business.
**[13:08] SHIRAHIME**
So she stays with her aunt all by herself.
**[13:09] YUU**
One, two, three, four, five, six.
**[13:13] SHIRAHIME**
They don't seem to be getting along, though.
**[13:18] SHIRAHIME**
When she came the other day, she
said she didn't want to go home.
**[13:22] MINA**
I see.
**[13:25] ANNOUNCER**
*Here's our next story.*
**[13:27] ANNOUNCER**
* Tsukumi-cho's famous Ferris wheel has*
* been ridden over 15 million times.*
**[13:35] MINA**
That's...
**[13:40] MINA**
*Is Yuu-chan lonely?*
**[13:44] MINA**
*Is that why she's so demanding?*
**[13:48] MINA**
I'm done hesitating.
**[13:52] YUU**
What do you mean?
**[13:54] MINA**
You want to ride that, don't you?
**[13:58] MINA**
You're so busy every day, so I
thought you could use a break.
**[14:06] MINA**
Right?
**[14:08] YUU**
Don't just stand there. Hurry up.
**[14:19] MINA**
What?
**[14:21] EMPLOYEE**
I'm sorry, but the Ferris wheel is
closed today due to strong winds.
**[14:25] YUU**
Turn it on.
**[14:27] MINA**
Listen, Yuu-chan...
**[14:28] YUU**
I decided I'm going to ride this today.
**[14:31] EMPLOYEE**
I'm sorry, but for your safety...
**[14:33] YUU**
Quit yapping and turn it on.
**[14:35] YUU**
Can't you listen to a star?
**[14:37] EMPLOYEE**
It's against regulations, so...
**[14:41] YUU**
I wanna ride!
**[14:42] MINA**
I'm sorry. I thought it would make you happy.
**[14:43] YUU**
Turn it on! Turn it on so I can ride!
**[14:46] MINA**
I just wanted to have a
serious talk with you.
**[14:49] MINA**
I'm really sorry this happened.
**[14:55] YUU**
Don't try to use clever tricks.
It's not your style.
**[14:58] MINA**
What?
**[14:59] YUU**
You're just a dumb high school girl.
**[15:07] YUU**
So, what did you want to talk about?
**[15:13] MINA**
*What should I do?*
**[15:14] MINA**
* If Yuu-chan really does know*
* I'm Tsukishiro Mina, then...*
**[15:26] MINA**
* Oh, right. That Ferris wheel*
* is special to Yuu-chan.*
**[15:32] MINA**
*There's no way I can shoot her.*
**[15:35] MINA**
* I'll have to honestly explain the situation*
* and ask her not to tell anyone.*
**[15:39] YUU**
It must be hard for you, Tsukudacchi.
**[15:41] MINA**
Huh?
**[15:44] YUU**
Attending high school and working
as an announcer must be hard.
**[15:48] MINA**
What?
**[15:50] YUU**
I'm super popular, you know?
I have a lot of stress.
**[15:56] YUU**
It makes me want to be mean.
**[15:59] YUU**
I'm not apologizing, though.
**[16:01] YUU**
But if you really want to be my
friend, then I might consider it.
**[16:12] MINA**
Of course. I hope we can keep hanging out!
**[16:15] MINA**
*I see. That's what she meant by two roles.*
**[16:19] MINA**
*I'm such a dummy. I got the wrong idea.*
**[16:31] MINA**
I don't need this thing.
**[16:33] MINA**
Even if someone finds out who I am,
I'll solve the problem on my own.
**[16:39] BABY**
Okay, okay. Now put the gun down.
**[16:46] ANNOUNCER**
* Can you hear the sound of*
* this packed stadium, viewers?*
**[16:51] ANNOUNCER**
* An unprecedented event in soccer history*
* is playing out right before our eyes.*
**[16:56] KIRYU**
I know. I've never seen anything like this.
**[16:59] MINA**
Has soccer always been played like this?
**[17:04] REF**
You're off the field!
**[17:05] PLAYER**
What?
**[17:06] REF**
Nobody likes rough play!
**[17:08] FAN 1**
Come on, ref! Enough!
**[17:13] AD SUZUKI**
Is he an alien?
**[17:15] KATO D**
This is a great shot. Roll cameras.
**[17:17] MINA**
Hey, stop that!
**[17:19] REF**
You're off the field for yelling at the ref!
**[17:27] YUU**
She's such a klutz.
**[17:29] YUU**
Fine. I guess I'll help.
**[17:34] MINA**
What should I do?
**[17:35] MINA**
I need to become Mina, but...
**[17:48] YUU**
Jujitsu.
**[17:52] NARRATION**
* Popular child actress Takanashi*
* Yuu is actually another Mina.*
**[17:59] NARRATION**
*Her name is Tamamushi Mina.*
**[18:02] NARRATION**
* She is the renowned and precious*
* prodigy of the Rabbit Force.*
**[18:19] NARRATION**
* Mina's weapon is launched from the Rabbit*
* Force base secretly constructed on the moon.*
**[18:26] NARRATION**
* The red-shift gravity catapult's super*
* acceleration allows the weapon to*
**[18:31] NARRATION**
* reach Earth in an average*
* time of 14.7 seconds.*
**[19:04] TAMAMUSHI**
You must be the Jersians.
**[19:07] TAMAMUSHI**
I understand being upset about rough
play, but you've gone too far.
**[19:10] REF**
No unauthorized entry to the field!
**[19:18] TAMAMUSHI**
You hit me.
**[19:21] TAMAMUSHI**
Not even my parents have ever hit me!
**[19:31] TAMAMUSHI**
Cherry Teardrop!
**[19:42] MINA**
Found some. Great.
**[19:49] MINA**
Jujitsu...
**[19:54] TSUKISHIRO**
Jersians, for violating the Astral
Civilization Non-intervention Policy,
**[19:59] TSUKISHIRO**
Tsukishiro Mina of the Rabbit Force
is placing you under arrest again.
**[20:06] TSUKISHIRO**
Huh? What?
**[20:08] TSUKISHIRO**
What's going on?
**[20:16] YUU**
*Superstar team Shunichi will show up to*
**[20:20] YUU**
* their third sequential game*
* this Sunday at Shunichi Stadium...*
**[20:28] YUU**
*Impersonating you wasn't easy, Tsukudacchi.*
**[20:31] YUU**
*I'll hang out with you anytime.*
**[20:36] BABY**
You're such a mean girl.
You even made that toy.
**[20:42] GUN**
*Shots fired! You're not cut out to be a Mina!*
**[20:47] BABY**
You pretended you knew Tsukuda was
Tsukushiro Mina and approached her.
**[20:50] BABY**
If she had tried to shoot you, then
she wouldn't be cut out to be a Mina.
**[20:55] YUU**
It's not okay to sacrifice
others, even for a noble cause.
**[21:00] BABY**
Because of you, now I look like the bad guy.
**[21:02] BABY**
I need clear this up later.
**[21:05] YUU**
I'm a true member of the Rabbit Force.
**[21:08] YUU**
It's my duty to make sure
Tsukudacchi's fit to be one of us.
**[21:16] YUU**
Someday, she'll realize the
significance of our genes.
***SIGN*** New Star Tamamushi Mina!
***SIGN*** Solves Soccer
Stadium Incident!
**[21:28] MINA**
Who is Tamamushi Mina?
**[21:30] MINA**
I'd like to meet her someday.
**[21:34] MINA**
But first, I need to make
Yuu-chan admit defeat.
**[21:40] MINA**
Level 1: Though blue dye comes from the
indigo plant, it is bluer than indigo.
**[23:08] DAD**
Mina's late coming home today.
**[23:10] MOM**
What are you talking about?
**[23:12] MOM**
She's staying overnight
with Kiryu-san for a story.
**[23:14] DAD**
She's staying out overnight with a man?
**[23:16] DAD**
I never gave her permission to do that.
**[23:18] MOM**
But I did. She'll be all right.
**[23:22] TSUKUDA**
* Next time on Getsumento Heiki*
* Mina, "In the Open-Air Bath."*
**[23:25] HAIBARA**
*Are you newlyweds? How nice.*
**[23:28] HAIBARA**
*I've prepared a bed for you.*
**[23:30] KIRYU**
*What? Actually, we're here to cover a story.*
**[23:32] TSUKUDA**
*She thought we were newlyweds? Wow.*