E10 - Outlaws of the Town for Beginners
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[00:02] Kazuma
This is a load of crap!
[00:03] Kazuma
How is someone from modern times
supposed to sleep in a stable?!
[00:06] Aqua
And you think this is what I wanted?!
[00:09] Aqua
Well, we don't have any money,
so we've got no options!
[00:13] Kazuma
Damn it all! This isn't the kind
of life I wanted to live here!
[00:17] Aqua
I should be saying that!
[00:27] Megumin
Listen well, Yunyun.
[00:29] Megumin
At times like these, the first
impression is crucial.
[00:32] Megumin
Given that we are newcomers, and
young, we will be looked down upon.
[00:36] Megumin
So when the door opens, we must
declare ourselves in a grand fashion!
[00:39] Yunyun
Do we have to? It's gonna
draw so much attention.
[00:42] Megumin
We are doing it in order
to attract attention!
[00:44] Megumin
Crimson Demons cannot be
the target of derision!
[00:47] Megumin
Come, off we go!
[00:49] Yunyun
I hope we don't get mixed
up with any scary people...
[00:55] Megumin
I am called Megumin!
[00:57] Megumin
Foremost spell caster among Crimson Demons,
[00:59] Megumin
and wielder of... explosion...
[01:06] Yunyun
S-So embarrassing!
SIGN KONOSUBA - An Explosion on This Wonderful World!
SIGN Episode 10: Outlaws of the Town for Beginners
[02:41] Megumin
Apparently, there's a bulletin board at the
Adventurer's Guild for soliciting party members.
[02:46] Megumin
We should ask how to accept
quests while we're at it.
[02:49] Yunyun
Good idea. We'll need to start by accepting
quests to cover our daily necessities,
[02:54] Yunyun
and we need companions to do that.
[02:59] Luna
Oh! What brings you two by so early?
[03:02] Megumin
H-Hello there.
[03:03] Megumin
My name is Megumin, and I'm an arch wizard.
[03:06] Megumin
So... this is my first time
seeking work as an adventurer,
[03:10] Megumin
and I'm not quite sure what to do.
[03:12] Luna
Oh, those eyes...
You're Crimson Demons, aren't you?
[03:15] Luna
I believe you create your
adventurer's card at school, right?
[03:20] Luna
I can explain how we use it
over at the reception desk.
[03:31] Megumin
Excuse me! Is it okay if I get
the explanation a bit later?
[03:36] Luna
Well, I suppose that's fine...
[03:38] Yunyun
Wait, Megumin, you're not gonna hear her out?
[03:41] Yunyun
I'm gonna go ahead and hear about it now.
[03:44] Megumin
Not a problem. I believe I'll wait
until there are more people around.
[03:53] Yunyun
E-Excuse me...
[03:59] Megumin
This should do nicely.
[04:03] Luna
Next person in line, please.
[04:06] Luna
Oh, it's the Crimson Demon from before.
[04:08] Megumin
It's as you say. I am a Crimson Demon!
[04:11] Megumin
Starting today, I will be
operating in this town,
[04:14] Megumin
so I have come for an explanation
of the adventurer's card!
[04:16] Adventurers
A Crimson Demon?
[04:18] Adventurers
I've never seen one before.
[04:19] Luna
If you'll let me examine
your card for a moment...
[04:23] Luna
O-Oh, my!
[04:24] Luna
This is remarkable!
Crimson Demons live up to their reputation.
[04:27] Luna
Your intelligence and magic
power stats are incredible!
[04:31] Megumin
Yes, this is what I was after!
[04:33] Megumin
Now the adventurers of this town
won't dare look down on me!
[04:37] Luna
Not quite as much as the
woman from yesterday,
[04:39] Luna
but your magic power is
definitely remarkable.
[04:42] Luna
Here you go. The card is the genuine article,
and there's no criminal record mentioned.
[04:46] Luna
You'll be able to accept work from now on.
[04:49] Megumin
Wait, hang on. "Not as much
as the woman from yesterday"?
[04:53] Megumin
You're saying there's someone with
even more magic power than me?!
[04:58] Luna
Yes. I helped her register as an adventurer...
[05:02] Luna
But her intelligence was too low
to qualify for any mage classes.
[05:07] Luna
I believe she ended up as an arch priest.
[05:12] Megumin
An arch priest...
[05:16] Roughneck
Hey. Haven't seen you around before.
[05:20] Roughneck
You looking for a crew?
[05:23] Megumin
Indeed I am.
[05:26] Roughneck
You're gonna want to avoid those two, then.
[05:29] Roughneck
With them, all the luck in the
world couldn't save your skin.
[05:33] Adventurer 2
He's right about that. Keep away from them.
[05:36] Adventurer 1
And one's an Axis cultist, of all things.
[05:38] Adventurer 1
She'd be pretty promising if every word
out of her mouth wasn't so obnoxious.
[05:41] Adventurer 2
She's probably shouting that nonsense
because she's an Axis cult priestess.
[05:46] Adventurer 2
Anyway, you wanna join our party?
[05:48] Adventurer 1
Whoa, hang on, no fair! I get to ask first!
[05:50] Adventurer 3
Our party has two members with advanced
classes! What do you think?
[05:53] Unmarked Ad Libs
We've got advanced classes, too.
She'd fit in great with us.
[05:54] Unmarked Ad Libs
Our old wizard suddenly switched
classes, so we're kind of at a loss...
[06:05] Ryze
My name's Ryze, and I'm a warrior!
[06:08] Ryze
This is my little sister, Laina.
[06:10] Laina
I'm a thief. Nice to meet you.
[06:12] Megumin
My name is Megumin. It's a pleasure.
[06:16] Siblings
That's your real name?
[06:17] Megumin
Indeed it is, and if you've got a
problem with that, let's hear it.
[06:21] Ryze
No! It's not a problem at all.
[06:23] Ryze
Come to think of it,
you are a Crimson Demon.
[06:26] Laina
R-Right. I think it's a lovely name.
[06:29] Ryze
You're sure about wanting
to join up with us?
[06:31] Ryze
I would've thought you'd prefer a
party with more advanced classes...
[06:34] Megumin
The bigger the share of
the rewards, the better.
[06:37] Megumin
Don't worry! Consider yourselves in good hands.
[06:40] Ryze
You sound pretty confident! That's reassuring.
[06:43] Laina
Yeah!
[06:44] Megumin
I noticed there was a quest for
exterminating chestnut rats posted.
[06:47] Megumin
For now, let's go through a simple quest,
and see how we work together as a party.
[06:52] Megumin
Consider it a bit of a trial period!
[06:59] Megumin
I'm almost out of money from paying
off the chestnut trees I blew up...
[07:29] (Flashback) Megumin
What do you think?
[07:30] (Flashback) Laina
Well, where do I begin?
[07:33] (Flashback) Laina
I don't think rookie adventurers like us
[07:35] (Flashback) Laina
could provide you with the kind of
opportunities you deserve, Megumin!
[07:39] (Flashback) Ryze
R-Right, exactly!
[07:40] (Flashback) Ryze
You have this incredible explosion magic.
[07:43] (Flashback) Ryze
You'd be wasting your
potential in our party!
[07:47] (Flashback) Megumin
I don't mind, really.
[07:49] (Flashback) Megumin
We can all take our time growing together.
[07:52] (Flashback) Ryze
No, we couldn't! Besides,
we're only a duo, and just starting out.
[07:55] (Flashback) Ryze
It was a presumptuous to try
and recruit a Crimson Demon!
[07:59] (Flashback) Laina
Exactly! It's, like, a question of balance?
We're just not on your level!
[08:13] Bar Owner
How do you not know what a saury is?!
[08:15] Bar Owner
What kind of life have you even lived?!
[08:17] Bar Owner
All I asked was for you to grab two saury
from the field behind the guild hall!
[08:21] Kazuma
Screw you, old timer!
[08:23] Kazuma
You think you can mess with me just
because I'm a kid who's new in town?!
[08:26] Bar Owner
Put a sock in it! And what the hell
has your little buddy been doing?!
[08:29] Bar Owner
Serving my customers that damned water!
[08:31] Bar Owner
Where the hell is the booze I gave you?!
Did you drink it all?! Is that it?!
[08:35] Aqua
I-It's not like that! My fingers
just happened to touch the liquor!
[08:38] Aqua
I have a condition!
[08:40] Aqua
The truth is, I'm the water goddess—
[08:41] Megumin
I'll have Yunyun treat me to dinner.
[08:42] Bar Owner
You're both fired!
[08:50] Yunyun
H-Hello!
[08:51] Yunyun
It's a pleasure to meet you. My name is Yunyun.
[08:54] Yunyun
I'm an arch wizard, but can only
use intermediate magic so far...
[09:00] Megumin
What kind of attitude is that?
[09:02] Megumin
And here I thought I could
do a favor for one of my kin,
[09:05] Megumin
who was sulking by herself in the corner
of a pub, by sharing a meal with her.
[09:08] Yunyun
Food? You want to eat with me?
[09:12] Megumin
It's only been one day so far. A bit
too early to start getting depressed.
[09:16] Megumin
Ma'am! One salt-grilled saury dinner special!
[09:19] Yunyun
M-Make it two!
[09:24] Megumin
Now, then...
[09:26] Megumin
Let's try one of these today.
[09:31] Yunyun
"Looking for party members.
[09:33] Yunyun
Wanted: kind people, people who
will listen to boring stories,
[09:37] Yunyun
people who won't laugh at silly names,
[09:39] Yunyun
people who want to hang out
even if there are no quests.
[09:41] Yunyun
Preferably close in age.
All classes accepted.
[09:44] Yunyun
I am an arch wizard and—"
[09:54] Megumin
This is for Yunyun's own good.
[09:58] Megumin
Now, then...
[10:00] Megumin
"Searching for a blonde-haired,
blue-eyed noble girl."
[10:04] Megumin
That is quite the reward!
[10:06] Megumin
Maybe I'll pursue it once I get
closer to running out of money.
[10:11] Megumin
This one is soliciting for...
[10:13] Megumin
A spell caster!
[10:18] Ein
I see. So you're Megumin.
[10:20] Ein
That's a Crimson Demon
name if I ever heard one.
[10:22] Ein
We're counting on you.
[10:24] Megumin
It's a pleasure to join you.
[10:25] Ein
For now, let's—
[10:26] Darkness
Just you wait, demon of the forest!
[10:27] Darkness
I don't care what manner of
shame is waiting for me.
[10:30] Darkness
I am going to slay you!
[10:32] Chris
Come on, how many times do you plan on
getting covered head to toe in goop?!
[10:36] Darkness
In the name of the divine Eris,
I am going to slaughter that demon!
[10:40] Chris
Oh, you're all sticky!
[10:41] Chris
Maybe you should get changed first? Come on!
[10:42] Darkness
Don't mind me.
[10:43] Darkness
Don't mind me—
[10:43] Chris
Come on! Please!
[10:45] Ein
Well, there's a feisty pair.
[10:48] Lott
Demonic monsters have been
spotted in the area lately.
[10:52] Lott
We're supposed to be hunting
one of them, but...
[10:57] Ein
Come on, we've got a Crimson Demon
mage with us. We'll be fine.
[11:01] Megumin
Indeed, you will!
[11:02] Megumin
Demon or not, I'll defeat whatever
it is in a single blow!
[11:15] Megumin
Explosion!
[11:34] Ein
Damn, you Crimson Demons really earn
your reputation! I'm impressed.
[11:38] Ein
You actually took out a slime, with all
its magic resistance, in one shot.
[11:42] Lott
I dunno how to say this...
I owe you an apology.
[11:45] Lott
I figured you were one of those mages
that were all talk. I'm sorry.
[11:51] Megumin
No, there's actually something
I should come clean about.
[11:55] Megumin
The apologies can wait until after that.
[11:59] Megumin
The truth is, the explosion magic you saw
earlier is the only spell I can cast.
[12:03] Megumin
In other words, I can only use
that spell, and only once a day.
[12:07] Megumin
It's excellent for foes like the
one from this afternoon, but...
[12:12] Megumin
Does your party really contend with
those kinds of threats every day?
[12:17] Ein
And you have... no other spells?
Like intermediate magic?
[12:20] Megumin
I do not.
[12:22] Lott
Well, even if you don't,
[12:25] Lott
we could help you level up, and then
maybe learn some intermediate magic to—
[12:30] Megumin
I have no intention of
learning any skills that won't
[12:32] Megumin
maximize the potency of my explosion magic.
[12:37] Ein
Sorry, but... you're gonna
need to find another party.
[12:44] Megumin
I thought I should've let
them know early on...
[12:48] Megumin
Could it be that I am not,
in fact, a prodigy?
[12:52] Audience 1
Damn!
[12:53] Audience 2
How did she do that?! I've never
seen a trick like that before!
[12:56] Audience 1
Hey, I want in on this!
Gimme one of those bananas!
[12:59] Audience 2
Same here!
[13:00] Audience 3
I want some!
[13:01] Audience 3
Two bunches for me!
[13:03] Kazuma
Thank you so much!
[13:04] Kazuma
Hey, if this keeps up, we'll hit our quota easy!
[13:07] Kazuma
Come on, hand over those bananas that
you hid. Let's make some money!
[13:10] Aqua
What are you talking about? I made
them disappear. They're gone.
[13:14] Aqua
Come on, hand me some new
bananas that we can sell!
[13:18] Kazuma
Are you freaking kidding me?!
Stop spouting nonsense!
[13:20] Kazuma
Bananas, now—
[13:22] Fruit Stand Owner
You're fired!
[13:23] Aqua Unmarked Ad Lib
Hang on a sec—
[13:23] Unmarked Ad Lib
Gimme my bananas back!
[13:25] Unmarked Ad Libs
You sure you didn't count them wrong?
[13:27] Unmarked Ad Libs
You'd better not have eaten them!
[13:28] Kazuma Unmarked Ad Libs
We need this money!
[13:29] Unmarked Ad Libs
What did you say?!
[13:30] Aqua Unmarked Ad Libs
We're sleeping in the damned stables!
[13:32] Unmarked Ad Libs
I don't care!
[13:33] Kazuma Unmarked Ad Libs
This is your fault, you useless goddess!
[13:39] Yunyun
Oh, welcome back, Megumin!
I've got some bananas. Want any?
[13:48] Yunyun
So, how'd it go today?
Did you find a nice party yet?
[13:52] Megumin
No. We took on a quest together, but...
[13:55] Megumin
They said that I was wasted on a party like
theirs, and they declined me joining them.
[14:01] Yunyun
I see. Well, your magic is powerful,
but only useful in certain situations.
[14:06] Megumin
What about you, Yunyun? Any takers?
[14:09] Megumin
You've been posting on
the bulletin board, right?
[14:11] Yunyun
Someone did. But I'm not so sure...
[14:14] Yunyun
He was obviously about as old as my dad,
[14:19] Yunyun
but he said, "We're about
the same age, aren't we?
[14:21] Yunyun
Leave it to me! I'll keep
you safe, sweetheart."
[14:26] Yunyun
Your turn, Megumin.
[14:28] Megumin
You turned him down, right?
You had to have, yes?
[14:32] Yunyun
W-Well, yeah...
[14:34] Yunyun
But he was willing to chat
with me and bought me lunch,
[14:39] Yunyun
and he seemed really nice.
[14:40] Yunyun
And he said he wanted
to talk again sometime.
[14:43] Yunyun
And that's check.
[14:45] Megumin
If I back off, her Swordmaster
can charge in...
[14:49] Megumin
But this piece is within
her Archer's range, so...
[14:53] Yunyun
Do you think people are avoiding us
because of how young we are?
[14:58] Megumin
I haven't seen many mages around town,
[15:02] Megumin
so there should be plenty of demand...
[15:05] Megumin
No other options. Teleport!
[15:09] Yunyun
You underestimated me because the
Adventurer is the weakest piece, didn't you?
[15:13] Yunyun
Well, this one is changing
classes to Swordmaster!
[15:15] Yunyun
Looks like the game's just about over!
[15:22] Megumin
Explosion!
[15:24] Megumin
Come now, Yunyun, let's get to bed
so we can be ready for another day!
[15:28] Yunyun
Hey! Don't sleep already!
You didn't let me avenge my loss!
[15:32] Yunyun
Aw come on, no fair!
Let's play again! Again!
[15:33] Megumin
Tomorrow, I will have my companions.
[15:41] Megumin
Explosion!
[15:56] Megumin
For this entire week, I've been joining and
completing quests with assorted parties...
[16:02] Megumin
And every time,
[16:04] Megumin
once the job is done, they put me
at arm's length and break our contact.
[16:09] Megumin
It seems a mage who can only use
explosion magic is of little use.
[16:14] Megumin
They're acting like I'm not needed...
[16:17] Megumin
Me... the child prodigy...
[16:21] Megumin
Me...
[16:23] Megumin
They're treating me like that!
[16:29] Bossman
You again?!
[16:33] Megumin
My apologies. I'll be in need
of your help again today.
[16:40] Bossman
You get the amount of work it takes
to fill these craters, right?
[16:44] Bossman
Use that spell of yours further away from
town next time, on a strong monster.
[16:49] Megumin
After using my magic, I'm rendered
immobile due to magic power depletion.
[16:49] Aqua
Unbelievable! Why is a divine
water goddess like me
[16:52] Aqua
having to do infrastructure crap like this?!
[16:53] Megumin
If I were unable to move
while far away from town,
[16:55] Aqua
It doesn't even have anything to do with water!
[16:55] Megumin
I'd be devoured by a swarm
of monsters in short order.
[16:57] Kazuma
Because we've run out of
jobs that don't involve
[16:58] Kazuma
sweating our asses off under the
glaring sun! Besides, it's easy!
[16:59] Megumin
That's just how explosion magic works.
[17:01] Aqua
I wanna do sales again!
Let me try one more time!
[17:01] Bossman
That magic of yours sure
doesn't sound very convenient.
[17:04] Bossman
Come to think of it, that poor
shopkeeper could use it, too.
[17:04] Aqua
I think I've got it figured out this time!
[17:06] Kazuma
Where is all this confidence coming from?!
[17:07] Megumin
What poor shopkeeper?
[17:09] Bossman
She runs a famous magic item shop in town.
[17:09] Kazuma
Quit whining already and get to work!
[17:12] Kazuma
It's time to surpass our physical limits!
[17:13] Bossman
Used to be an adventurer.
[17:14] Aqua
Ew! You're a shut-in NEET!
Where is all this positivity coming from?!
[17:15] Bossman
I heard she was a hell of a spell caster,
with a hell of a rack to boot...
[17:18] Bossman
But doesn't have a clue
about running a business.
[17:19] Kazuma
I am not...
[17:22] Megumin
Finally, a clue to her whereabouts.
[17:31] Bossman
Well, if I were you, I'd scare up some
companions before anything else.
[17:38] Megumin
At least now... I know I can
see her when I'm ready.
[17:45] Megumin
But first, I need to sort myself out
as a proper adventurer in this town!
[18:05] Lady Adventurer
Down this goes...
[18:08] Megumin
Excuse me.
[18:09] Lady Adventurer
Y-Yes?! How can I help you?!
[18:11] Megumin
I was hoping to get a look at
the notice you just took down.
[18:15] Lady Adventurer
I'd rather you didn't.
[18:17] Megumin
Give it!
[18:21] Megumin
"Spell caster classes wanted.
No magic specification necessary."
[18:24] Megumin
Well, this certainly is convenient!
[18:27] Megumin
I just so happen to be a mage
who's free at the moment...
[18:30] Lady Adventurer
S-Sorry, the position's been filled!
[18:32] Lady Adventurer
Just a few moments ago, actually...
[18:34] Lady Adventurer
That's why I was taking it down—
[18:37] Megumin
I've had enough of these excuses.
[18:40] Megumin
What is this? Some sort of
explosion magic prejudice?
[18:42] Megumin
Has the entire guild decided to cancel me?
[18:47] Megumin
What are you doing?! Quit it!
[18:49] Luna
What's all this about?! Settle down!
[18:54] Luna
Megumin, you can't be
fighting in the guild hall!
[18:58] Luna
If you're going to fight, take it outside!
[19:01] Megumin
Fine.
[19:02] Man
I'm begging you!
[19:04] Man
Even a date would be fine... just
for an hour! Even thirty minutes!
[19:09] Yunyun
But that's not really what I'm here for...
[19:12] Man
Please! Please! Please! Please!
[19:15] Man
You're the only one I can turn to, Yunyun!
[19:20] Yunyun
I-In that case... I guess just
a little while would be fine...
[19:24] Man
Really?!
[19:28] Megumin
Like hell it would!
[19:31] Megumin
What in the world are you doing?!
[19:33] Yunyun
B-But he said he needs money, and a
fake girlfriend, for his sick mom...
[19:37] Megumin
Those are obviously total lies!
[19:39] Megumin
Just how easily duped can one girl be?
[19:42] Megumin
What else?! Have any other weirdos made
bizarre requests of you while I was gone?
[19:47] Yunyun
N-Nothing bizarre, no.
[19:50] Yunyun
But the old man who's
always day drinking here
[19:53] Yunyun
asked me to start calling him "Daddy,"
and offered me some allowance money...
[19:59] Megumin
And you took it?!
[20:00] Yunyun
No. I actually gave him some of mine,
since he seemed to be down on his luck...
[20:05] Megumin
You gave him money?!
[20:07] Yunyun
Wh-What else could I have done?
[20:09] Yunyun
He's drinking here by himself every single day!
[20:12] Yunyun
When he talked to me, he said he was
gathering alms for the Axis sect...
[20:16] Megumin
Why do you even have that?!
Throw it away right now!
[20:22] Megumin
Unbelievable!
[20:24] Megumin
I tried leaving you be, hoping it'd help
you grow out of your awkwardness,
[20:27] Megumin
but it's gotten so much worse, you're
approaching a dangerous threshold!
[20:32] Megumin
Then again, there's my own lack of funds
[20:34] Megumin
and difficulty in finding
adventuring companions...
[20:38] Megumin
I've got it!
[20:40] Megumin
What do you say? Until we
each find new party members,
[20:45] Megumin
we could temporarily form a party.
[20:49] Yunyun
What?!
[20:51] Megumin
I only offered to form a party.
[20:54] Megumin
Why are you so shocked?
[20:57] Yunyun
S-Say, Megumin...
[20:59] Yunyun
Do you remember what I told
you the other day? Y'know...
[21:03] Yunyun
About us settling things once
I've learned advanced magic?
[21:08] Megumin
Oh, when you were mumbling in
the coach after I beat Arnes?
[21:13] Megumin
What of it?
[21:15] Yunyun
"What of it"?
[21:17] Yunyun
How could you?!
[21:20] Yunyun
Did that promise seriously
just slip off your brain?!
[21:24] Yunyun
Is your memory shot?! Have the shock waves
from explosion magic ruined your brain?!
[21:28] Megumin
I have no idea what you're talking about!
[21:30] Megumin
Let's take on some quests and earn money,
[21:33] Megumin
or we won't even be able
to afford lodging tonight!
[21:38] Yunyun
W-Wait, are we about to
be stuck in the stables?
[21:43] Luna
Megumin! Yunyun!
I can't have you fighting in here!
[21:50] Crimson Demons
Miss...
[21:52] Crimson Demons
We need work!
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[23:25] Yunyun
Big trouble, Megumin!
[23:26] Yunyun
This is a town full of beginners,
but a serious threat just appeared!
[23:29] Megumin
A striking performance here will have
people begging us to join them!
[23:31] Megumin
It's time to make everyone who cast
me aside regret their foolishness!
[23:34] Yunyun
But this demon is supposed
to be really, really strong!
[23:36] Yunyun
N-Next time, we'll light up your
need for validation with an...
[23:38] Megumin
Explosion!
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