E10 - Outlaws of the Town for Beginners Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:02] Kazuma     This is a load of crap! [00:03] Kazuma     How is someone from modern times     supposed to sleep in a stable?! [00:06] Aqua     And you think this is what I wanted?! [00:09] Aqua     Well, we don't have any money,     so we've got no options! [00:13] Kazuma     Damn it all! This isn't the kind     of life I wanted to live here! [00:17] Aqua     I should be saying that! [00:27] Megumin     Listen well, Yunyun. [00:29] Megumin     At times like these, the first     impression is crucial. [00:32] Megumin     Given that we are newcomers, and     young, we will be looked down upon. [00:36] Megumin     So when the door opens, we must     declare ourselves in a grand fashion! [00:39] Yunyun     Do we have to? It's gonna     draw so much attention. [00:42] Megumin     We are doing it in order     to attract attention! [00:44] Megumin     Crimson Demons cannot be     the target of derision! [00:47] Megumin     Come, off we go! [00:49] Yunyun     I hope we don't get mixed     up with any scary people... [00:55] Megumin     I am called Megumin! [00:57] Megumin     Foremost spell caster among Crimson Demons, [00:59] Megumin     and wielder of... explosion... [01:06] Yunyun     S-So embarrassing! SIGN    KONOSUBA - An Explosion on This Wonderful World! SIGN    Episode 10: Outlaws of the Town for Beginners [02:41] Megumin     Apparently, there's a bulletin board at the     Adventurer's Guild for soliciting party members. [02:46] Megumin     We should ask how to accept     quests while we're at it. [02:49] Yunyun     Good idea. We'll need to start by accepting     quests to cover our daily necessities, [02:54] Yunyun     and we need companions to do that. [02:59] Luna     Oh! What brings you two by so early? [03:02] Megumin     H-Hello there. [03:03] Megumin     My name is Megumin, and I'm an arch wizard. [03:06] Megumin     So... this is my first time     seeking work as an adventurer, [03:10] Megumin     and I'm not quite sure what to do. [03:12] Luna     Oh, those eyes...     You're Crimson Demons, aren't you? [03:15] Luna     I believe you create your     adventurer's card at school, right? [03:20] Luna     I can explain how we use it     over at the reception desk. [03:31] Megumin     Excuse me! Is it okay if I get     the explanation a bit later? [03:36] Luna     Well, I suppose that's fine... [03:38] Yunyun     Wait, Megumin, you're not gonna hear her out? [03:41] Yunyun     I'm gonna go ahead and hear about it now. [03:44] Megumin     Not a problem. I believe I'll wait     until there are more people around. [03:53] Yunyun     E-Excuse me... [03:59] Megumin     This should do nicely. [04:03] Luna     Next person in line, please. [04:06] Luna     Oh, it's the Crimson Demon from before. [04:08] Megumin     It's as you say. I am a Crimson Demon! [04:11] Megumin     Starting today, I will be     operating in this town, [04:14] Megumin     so I have come for an explanation     of the adventurer's card! [04:16] Adventurers     A Crimson Demon? [04:18] Adventurers     I've never seen one before. [04:19] Luna     If you'll let me examine     your card for a moment... [04:23] Luna     O-Oh, my! [04:24] Luna     This is remarkable!     Crimson Demons live up to their reputation. [04:27] Luna     Your intelligence and magic     power stats are incredible! [04:31] Megumin     Yes, this is what I was after! [04:33] Megumin     Now the adventurers of this town     won't dare look down on me! [04:37] Luna     Not quite as much as the     woman from yesterday, [04:39] Luna     but your magic power is     definitely remarkable. [04:42] Luna     Here you go. The card is the genuine article,     and there's no criminal record mentioned. [04:46] Luna     You'll be able to accept work from now on. [04:49] Megumin     Wait, hang on. "Not as much     as the woman from yesterday"? [04:53] Megumin     You're saying there's someone with     even more magic power than me?! [04:58] Luna     Yes. I helped her register as an adventurer... [05:02] Luna     But her intelligence was too low     to qualify for any mage classes. [05:07] Luna     I believe she ended up as an arch priest. [05:12] Megumin     An arch priest... [05:16] Roughneck     Hey. Haven't seen you around before. [05:20] Roughneck     You looking for a crew? [05:23] Megumin     Indeed I am. [05:26] Roughneck     You're gonna want to avoid those two, then. [05:29] Roughneck     With them, all the luck in the     world couldn't save your skin. [05:33] Adventurer 2     He's right about that. Keep away from them. [05:36] Adventurer 1     And one's an Axis cultist, of all things. [05:38] Adventurer 1     She'd be pretty promising if every word     out of her mouth wasn't so obnoxious. [05:41] Adventurer 2     She's probably shouting that nonsense     because she's an Axis cult priestess. [05:46] Adventurer 2     Anyway, you wanna join our party? [05:48] Adventurer 1     Whoa, hang on, no fair! I get to ask first! [05:50] Adventurer 3     Our party has two members with advanced     classes! What do you think? [05:53] Unmarked Ad Libs     We've got advanced classes, too.     She'd fit in great with us. [05:54] Unmarked Ad Libs     Our old wizard suddenly switched     classes, so we're kind of at a loss... [06:05] Ryze     My name's Ryze, and I'm a warrior! [06:08] Ryze     This is my little sister, Laina. [06:10] Laina     I'm a thief. Nice to meet you. [06:12] Megumin     My name is Megumin. It's a pleasure. [06:16] Siblings     That's your real name? [06:17] Megumin     Indeed it is, and if you've got a     problem with that, let's hear it. [06:21] Ryze     No! It's not a problem at all. [06:23] Ryze     Come to think of it,     you are a Crimson Demon. [06:26] Laina     R-Right. I think it's a lovely name. [06:29] Ryze     You're sure about wanting     to join up with us? [06:31] Ryze     I would've thought you'd prefer a     party with more advanced classes... [06:34] Megumin     The bigger the share of     the rewards, the better. [06:37] Megumin     Don't worry! Consider yourselves in good hands. [06:40] Ryze     You sound pretty confident! That's reassuring. [06:43] Laina     Yeah! [06:44] Megumin     I noticed there was a quest for     exterminating chestnut rats posted. [06:47] Megumin     For now, let's go through a simple quest,     and see how we work together as a party. [06:52] Megumin     Consider it a bit of a trial period! [06:59] Megumin     I'm almost out of money from paying     off the chestnut trees I blew up... [07:29] (Flashback) Megumin     What do you think? [07:30] (Flashback) Laina     Well, where do I begin? [07:33] (Flashback) Laina     I don't think rookie adventurers like us [07:35] (Flashback) Laina     could provide you with the kind of     opportunities you deserve, Megumin! [07:39] (Flashback) Ryze     R-Right, exactly! [07:40] (Flashback) Ryze     You have this incredible explosion magic. [07:43] (Flashback) Ryze     You'd be wasting your     potential in our party! [07:47] (Flashback) Megumin     I don't mind, really. [07:49] (Flashback) Megumin     We can all take our time growing together. [07:52] (Flashback) Ryze     No, we couldn't! Besides,     we're only a duo, and just starting out. [07:55] (Flashback) Ryze     It was a presumptuous to try     and recruit a Crimson Demon! [07:59] (Flashback) Laina     Exactly! It's, like, a question of balance?     We're just not on your level! [08:13] Bar Owner     How do you not know what a saury is?! [08:15] Bar Owner     What kind of life have you even lived?! [08:17] Bar Owner     All I asked was for you to grab two saury     from the field behind the guild hall! [08:21] Kazuma     Screw you, old timer! [08:23] Kazuma     You think you can mess with me just     because I'm a kid who's new in town?! [08:26] Bar Owner     Put a sock in it! And what the hell     has your little buddy been doing?! [08:29] Bar Owner     Serving my customers that damned water! [08:31] Bar Owner     Where the hell is the booze I gave you?!     Did you drink it all?! Is that it?! [08:35] Aqua     I-It's not like that! My fingers     just happened to touch the liquor! [08:38] Aqua     I have a condition! [08:40] Aqua     The truth is, I'm the water goddess— [08:41] Megumin     I'll have Yunyun treat me to dinner. [08:42] Bar Owner     You're both fired! [08:50] Yunyun     H-Hello! [08:51] Yunyun     It's a pleasure to meet you. My name is Yunyun. [08:54] Yunyun     I'm an arch wizard, but can only     use intermediate magic so far... [09:00] Megumin     What kind of attitude is that? [09:02] Megumin     And here I thought I could     do a favor for one of my kin, [09:05] Megumin     who was sulking by herself in the corner     of a pub, by sharing a meal with her. [09:08] Yunyun     Food? You want to eat with me? [09:12] Megumin     It's only been one day so far. A bit     too early to start getting depressed. [09:16] Megumin     Ma'am! One salt-grilled saury dinner special! [09:19] Yunyun     M-Make it two! [09:24] Megumin     Now, then... [09:26] Megumin     Let's try one of these today. [09:31] Yunyun     "Looking for party members. [09:33] Yunyun     Wanted: kind people, people who     will listen to boring stories, [09:37] Yunyun     people who won't laugh at silly names, [09:39] Yunyun     people who want to hang out     even if there are no quests. [09:41] Yunyun     Preferably close in age.     All classes accepted. [09:44] Yunyun     I am an arch wizard and—" [09:54] Megumin     This is for Yunyun's own good. [09:58] Megumin     Now, then... [10:00] Megumin     "Searching for a blonde-haired,     blue-eyed noble girl." [10:04] Megumin     That is quite the reward! [10:06] Megumin     Maybe I'll pursue it once I get     closer to running out of money. [10:11] Megumin     This one is soliciting for... [10:13] Megumin     A spell caster! [10:18] Ein     I see. So you're Megumin. [10:20] Ein     That's a Crimson Demon     name if I ever heard one. [10:22] Ein     We're counting on you. [10:24] Megumin     It's a pleasure to join you. [10:25] Ein     For now, let's— [10:26] Darkness     Just you wait, demon of the forest! [10:27] Darkness     I don't care what manner of     shame is waiting for me. [10:30] Darkness     I am going to slay you! [10:32] Chris     Come on, how many times do you plan on     getting covered head to toe in goop?! [10:36] Darkness     In the name of the divine Eris,     I am going to slaughter that demon! [10:40] Chris     Oh, you're all sticky! [10:41] Chris     Maybe you should get changed first? Come on! [10:42] Darkness     Don't mind me. [10:43] Darkness     Don't mind me— [10:43] Chris     Come on! Please! [10:45] Ein     Well, there's a feisty pair. [10:48] Lott     Demonic monsters have been     spotted in the area lately. [10:52] Lott     We're supposed to be hunting     one of them, but... [10:57] Ein     Come on, we've got a Crimson Demon     mage with us. We'll be fine. [11:01] Megumin     Indeed, you will! [11:02] Megumin     Demon or not, I'll defeat whatever     it is in a single blow! [11:15] Megumin     Explosion! [11:34] Ein     Damn, you Crimson Demons really earn     your reputation! I'm impressed. [11:38] Ein     You actually took out a slime, with all     its magic resistance, in one shot. [11:42] Lott     I dunno how to say this...     I owe you an apology. [11:45] Lott     I figured you were one of those mages     that were all talk. I'm sorry. [11:51] Megumin     No, there's actually something     I should come clean about. [11:55] Megumin     The apologies can wait until after that. [11:59] Megumin     The truth is, the explosion magic you saw     earlier is the only spell I can cast. [12:03] Megumin     In other words, I can only use     that spell, and only once a day. [12:07] Megumin     It's excellent for foes like the     one from this afternoon, but... [12:12] Megumin     Does your party really contend with     those kinds of threats every day? [12:17] Ein     And you have... no other spells?     Like intermediate magic? [12:20] Megumin     I do not. [12:22] Lott     Well, even if you don't, [12:25] Lott     we could help you level up, and then     maybe learn some intermediate magic to— [12:30] Megumin     I have no intention of     learning any skills that won't [12:32] Megumin     maximize the potency of my explosion magic. [12:37] Ein     Sorry, but... you're gonna     need to find another party. [12:44] Megumin     I thought I should've let     them know early on... [12:48] Megumin     Could it be that I am not,     in fact, a prodigy? [12:52] Audience 1     Damn! [12:53] Audience 2     How did she do that?! I've never     seen a trick like that before! [12:56] Audience 1     Hey, I want in on this!     Gimme one of those bananas! [12:59] Audience 2     Same here! [13:00] Audience 3     I want some! [13:01] Audience 3     Two bunches for me! [13:03] Kazuma     Thank you so much! [13:04] Kazuma     Hey, if this keeps up, we'll hit our quota easy! [13:07] Kazuma     Come on, hand over those bananas that     you hid. Let's make some money! [13:10] Aqua     What are you talking about? I made     them disappear. They're gone. [13:14] Aqua     Come on, hand me some new     bananas that we can sell! [13:18] Kazuma     Are you freaking kidding me?!     Stop spouting nonsense! [13:20] Kazuma     Bananas, now— [13:22] Fruit Stand Owner     You're fired! [13:23] Aqua Unmarked Ad Lib     Hang on a sec— [13:23] Unmarked Ad Lib     Gimme my bananas back! [13:25] Unmarked Ad Libs     You sure you didn't count them wrong? [13:27] Unmarked Ad Libs     You'd better not have eaten them! [13:28] Kazuma Unmarked Ad Libs     We need this money! [13:29] Unmarked Ad Libs     What did you say?! [13:30] Aqua Unmarked Ad Libs     We're sleeping in the damned stables! [13:32] Unmarked Ad Libs     I don't care! [13:33] Kazuma Unmarked Ad Libs     This is your fault, you useless goddess! [13:39] Yunyun     Oh, welcome back, Megumin!     I've got some bananas. Want any? [13:48] Yunyun     So, how'd it go today?     Did you find a nice party yet? [13:52] Megumin     No. We took on a quest together, but... [13:55] Megumin     They said that I was wasted on a party like     theirs, and they declined me joining them. [14:01] Yunyun     I see. Well, your magic is powerful,     but only useful in certain situations. [14:06] Megumin     What about you, Yunyun? Any takers? [14:09] Megumin     You've been posting on     the bulletin board, right? [14:11] Yunyun     Someone did. But I'm not so sure... [14:14] Yunyun     He was obviously about as old as my dad, [14:19] Yunyun     but he said, "We're about     the same age, aren't we? [14:21] Yunyun     Leave it to me! I'll keep     you safe, sweetheart." [14:26] Yunyun     Your turn, Megumin. [14:28] Megumin     You turned him down, right?     You had to have, yes? [14:32] Yunyun     W-Well, yeah... [14:34] Yunyun     But he was willing to chat     with me and bought me lunch, [14:39] Yunyun     and he seemed really nice. [14:40] Yunyun     And he said he wanted     to talk again sometime. [14:43] Yunyun     And that's check. [14:45] Megumin     If I back off, her Swordmaster     can charge in... [14:49] Megumin     But this piece is within     her Archer's range, so... [14:53] Yunyun     Do you think people are avoiding us     because of how young we are? [14:58] Megumin     I haven't seen many mages around town, [15:02] Megumin     so there should be plenty of demand... [15:05] Megumin     No other options. Teleport! [15:09] Yunyun     You underestimated me because the     Adventurer is the weakest piece, didn't you? [15:13] Yunyun     Well, this one is changing     classes to Swordmaster! [15:15] Yunyun     Looks like the game's just about over! [15:22] Megumin     Explosion! [15:24] Megumin     Come now, Yunyun, let's get to bed     so we can be ready for another day! [15:28] Yunyun     Hey! Don't sleep already!     You didn't let me avenge my loss! [15:32] Yunyun     Aw come on, no fair!     Let's play again! Again! [15:33] Megumin     Tomorrow, I will have my companions. [15:41] Megumin     Explosion! [15:56] Megumin     For this entire week, I've been joining and     completing quests with assorted parties... [16:02] Megumin     And every time, [16:04] Megumin     once the job is done, they put me     at arm's length and break our contact. [16:09] Megumin     It seems a mage who can only use     explosion magic is of little use. [16:14] Megumin     They're acting like I'm not needed... [16:17] Megumin     Me... the child prodigy... [16:21] Megumin     Me... [16:23] Megumin     They're treating me like that! [16:29] Bossman     You again?! [16:33] Megumin     My apologies. I'll be in need     of your help again today. [16:40] Bossman     You get the amount of work it takes     to fill these craters, right? [16:44] Bossman     Use that spell of yours further away from     town next time, on a strong monster. [16:49] Megumin     After using my magic, I'm rendered     immobile due to magic power depletion. [16:49] Aqua     Unbelievable! Why is a divine     water goddess like me [16:52] Aqua     having to do infrastructure crap like this?! [16:53] Megumin     If I were unable to move     while far away from town, [16:55] Aqua     It doesn't even have anything to do with water! [16:55] Megumin     I'd be devoured by a swarm     of monsters in short order. [16:57] Kazuma     Because we've run out of     jobs that don't involve [16:58] Kazuma     sweating our asses off under the     glaring sun! Besides, it's easy! [16:59] Megumin     That's just how explosion magic works. [17:01] Aqua     I wanna do sales again!     Let me try one more time! [17:01] Bossman     That magic of yours sure     doesn't sound very convenient. [17:04] Bossman     Come to think of it, that poor     shopkeeper could use it, too. [17:04] Aqua     I think I've got it figured out this time! [17:06] Kazuma     Where is all this confidence coming from?! [17:07] Megumin     What poor shopkeeper? [17:09] Bossman     She runs a famous magic item shop in town. [17:09] Kazuma     Quit whining already and get to work! [17:12] Kazuma     It's time to surpass our physical limits! [17:13] Bossman     Used to be an adventurer. [17:14] Aqua     Ew! You're a shut-in NEET!     Where is all this positivity coming from?! [17:15] Bossman     I heard she was a hell of a spell caster,     with a hell of a rack to boot... [17:18] Bossman     But doesn't have a clue     about running a business. [17:19] Kazuma     I am not... [17:22] Megumin     Finally, a clue to her whereabouts. [17:31] Bossman     Well, if I were you, I'd scare up some     companions before anything else. [17:38] Megumin     At least now... I know I can     see her when I'm ready. [17:45] Megumin     But first, I need to sort myself out     as a proper adventurer in this town! [18:05] Lady Adventurer     Down this goes... [18:08] Megumin     Excuse me. [18:09] Lady Adventurer     Y-Yes?! How can I help you?! [18:11] Megumin     I was hoping to get a look at     the notice you just took down. [18:15] Lady Adventurer     I'd rather you didn't. [18:17] Megumin     Give it! [18:21] Megumin     "Spell caster classes wanted.     No magic specification necessary." [18:24] Megumin     Well, this certainly is convenient! [18:27] Megumin     I just so happen to be a mage     who's free at the moment... [18:30] Lady Adventurer     S-Sorry, the position's been filled! [18:32] Lady Adventurer     Just a few moments ago, actually... [18:34] Lady Adventurer     That's why I was taking it down— [18:37] Megumin     I've had enough of these excuses. [18:40] Megumin     What is this? Some sort of     explosion magic prejudice? [18:42] Megumin     Has the entire guild decided to cancel me? [18:47] Megumin     What are you doing?! Quit it! [18:49] Luna     What's all this about?! Settle down! [18:54] Luna     Megumin, you can't be     fighting in the guild hall! [18:58] Luna     If you're going to fight, take it outside! [19:01] Megumin     Fine. [19:02] Man     I'm begging you! [19:04] Man     Even a date would be fine... just     for an hour! Even thirty minutes! [19:09] Yunyun     But that's not really what I'm here for... [19:12] Man     Please! Please! Please! Please! [19:15] Man     You're the only one I can turn to, Yunyun! [19:20] Yunyun     I-In that case... I guess just     a little while would be fine... [19:24] Man     Really?! [19:28] Megumin     Like hell it would! [19:31] Megumin     What in the world are you doing?! [19:33] Yunyun     B-But he said he needs money, and a     fake girlfriend, for his sick mom... [19:37] Megumin     Those are obviously total lies! [19:39] Megumin     Just how easily duped can one girl be? [19:42] Megumin     What else?! Have any other weirdos made     bizarre requests of you while I was gone? [19:47] Yunyun     N-Nothing bizarre, no. [19:50] Yunyun     But the old man who's     always day drinking here [19:53] Yunyun     asked me to start calling him "Daddy,"     and offered me some allowance money... [19:59] Megumin     And you took it?! [20:00] Yunyun     No. I actually gave him some of mine,     since he seemed to be down on his luck... [20:05] Megumin     You gave him money?! [20:07] Yunyun     Wh-What else could I have done? [20:09] Yunyun     He's drinking here by himself every single day! [20:12] Yunyun     When he talked to me, he said he was     gathering alms for the Axis sect... [20:16] Megumin     Why do you even have that?!     Throw it away right now! [20:22] Megumin     Unbelievable! [20:24] Megumin     I tried leaving you be, hoping it'd help     you grow out of your awkwardness, [20:27] Megumin     but it's gotten so much worse, you're     approaching a dangerous threshold! [20:32] Megumin     Then again, there's my own lack of funds [20:34] Megumin     and difficulty in finding     adventuring companions... [20:38] Megumin     I've got it! [20:40] Megumin     What do you say? Until we     each find new party members, [20:45] Megumin     we could temporarily form a party. [20:49] Yunyun     What?! [20:51] Megumin     I only offered to form a party. [20:54] Megumin     Why are you so shocked? [20:57] Yunyun     S-Say, Megumin... [20:59] Yunyun     Do you remember what I told     you the other day? Y'know... [21:03] Yunyun     About us settling things once     I've learned advanced magic? [21:08] Megumin     Oh, when you were mumbling in     the coach after I beat Arnes? [21:13] Megumin     What of it? [21:15] Yunyun     "What of it"? [21:17] Yunyun     How could you?! [21:20] Yunyun     Did that promise seriously     just slip off your brain?! [21:24] Yunyun     Is your memory shot?! Have the shock waves     from explosion magic ruined your brain?! [21:28] Megumin     I have no idea what you're talking about! [21:30] Megumin     Let's take on some quests and earn money, [21:33] Megumin     or we won't even be able     to afford lodging tonight! [21:38] Yunyun     W-Wait, are we about to     be stuck in the stables? [21:43] Luna     Megumin! Yunyun!     I can't have you fighting in here! [21:50] Crimson Demons     Miss... [21:52] Crimson Demons     We need work! SIGN    Next Episode Preview SIGN    Next Episode Preview SIGN    Episode 11: "The Explosion Girl and the Forest Irregularity" [23:25] Yunyun     Big trouble, Megumin! [23:26] Yunyun     This is a town full of beginners,     but a serious threat just appeared! [23:29] Megumin     A striking performance here will have     people begging us to join them! [23:31] Megumin     It's time to make everyone who cast     me aside regret their foolishness! [23:34] Yunyun     But this demon is supposed     to be really, really strong! [23:36] Yunyun     N-Next time, we'll light up your     need for validation with an... [23:38] Megumin     Explosion!