E1 - The Behavior of Bears

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SIGN    The Behavior of Bears
[00:00] PITY
    "The Behavior of Bears."
SIGN    The Behavior of Bears
[00:01] GLOOMY
    Bear!
[00:03] ANNOUNCER
    Hi, everyone!
[00:04] ANNOUNCER
    Did you know that bears chase
    after you if you run away?
SIGN    Danger! Bear From Zoo on the Loose
[00:08] ---
    Scary, huh?
[00:09] ---
    When you encounter a bear,
    don't run away from it, okay?
[00:12] PITY
    Wow, that sure is scary. Right, Gloomy?
[00:21] PITY
    Look at your face!
[00:23] ---
    People might report you, and the guys
    in orange uniforms will come for you!
[00:27] DELIVERY GUY
    A package for you!
[00:29] PITY
    Oh, the White Bear Musashi Transport!
[00:31] ---
    Might be the bear teaser I ordered yesterday.
[00:48] DELIVERY GUY
    A package for you!
[00:50] GLOOMY
    Bear.
[00:51] PITY
    I…I didn't run away from you, though…
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