9 - Little Sister and the Fairy Island
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[00:05] ---
Well? Isn't it a gorgeous view?
[00:10] ---
You like it?
[00:12] ---
Th-That outfit...
[00:15] ---
What do you think?
[00:16] ---
M-My heart definitely isn't racing.
[00:19] ---
Yeah, yeah, be tsundere all you want.
[00:21] ---
And let's enjoy this situation
where we're all alone.
[00:25] ---
All alone, you say?
[00:27] ---
Now, let us confirm our love for each other,
without any constraints!
[02:04] ---
You guys seriously haven't gone
to an overseas event? Gross!
[02:11] ---
Muramasa-san, perhaps you've
been invited at some point?
[02:14] ---
I think not.
[02:15] ---
No, you have. You've just forgotten about it.
[02:18] ---
Then, how about we go to one,
even if it's domestic?
[02:21] ---
I'll call it the
"Summer Data Collection and Writing Camp"!
[02:25] ---
If you participate, you can see me
and Muramasa in lewd swimsuits!
[02:28] ---
Seriously!?
[02:30] ---
Wh-Why am I involved in this?
[02:32] ---
I will not wear one!
I will never wear one!
[02:39] ---
Izumi-kun, you were able to come as well.
[02:41] ---
At first, you said you won't be able to.
[02:45] ---
Well...
[02:46] ---
Big Brother, go to the camp.
[02:48] ---
Yeah, but...
[02:49] ---
I'll be fine. You'll get some new data, too.
[02:53] ---
Besides...
[02:54] ---
Right now, I'm drawing illustrations
for "The World's Cutest Little Sister".
[02:59] ---
So, Izumi-sensei, do your best to get new data
to write the "continuation" of that story.
[03:04] ---
So we can make our dream come true.
[03:08] ---
All right. If you say so, Sagiri.
[03:11] ---
That, and I've already talked things out
with Elf-chan.
[03:15] ---
In return for lending Big Brother out...
[03:21] ---
So, is Senpai still—
[03:22] ---
I have arrived quite a while ago.
[03:28] ---
Senpai, those clothes...
[03:30] ---
Th-This is part of my contract
with Eromanga-sensei.
[03:34] ---
I-Is it strange?
[03:36] ---
No, you're really cute. I'm surprised.
[03:40] ---
Y-You big idiot!
[03:43] ---
And so...
[03:47] ---
Welcome to my island!
[03:50] ---
Your island?
[03:51] ---
To be precise,
the island where my novels took place.
[03:55] ---
True, somehow it seems...
[03:57] ---
Right. It's not the Elven Forest,
but Elf's Island!
[04:01] ---
It's a pilgrimage of sorts.
[04:06] ---
A real elf...
[04:09] ---
To think one really existed.
[04:12] ---
Big Bro!
[04:15] ---
Let me introduce you.
This is my editor and older brother, Chris.
[04:21] ---
Nice to meet you, everyone.
[04:23] ---
I'm Chris Yamada
of the Full-Drive Bunko editorial division.
[04:26] ---
So Elf-sensei's editor is her big brother?
[04:31] ---
Come to think, we've met once before.
[04:33] ---
I hear this is a "data collection"
and "writing camp".
[04:37] ---
I cannot leave it to my little sister alone, so
I will also reside on this island for the duration.
[04:42] ---
I said that was unnecessary,
as you are all my frie... faithful servants.
[04:51] ---
S-So scary!
[04:53] ---
W-Well, we're here as your little sister's friends,
so feel free to be a bit more frank with us.
[05:01] ---
Understood. If that is the case...
[05:04] ---
I'm glad that my little sister
made friends close to her age.
[05:08] ---
She has all sorts of issues,
but please stay friends with her.
[05:11] ---
Wait, what are you talking—
[05:13] ---
Got it. Leave it to us!
[05:15] ---
Geez! You too, Masamune?
[05:20] ---
Elf, your pen-name was your real name?
[05:23] ---
I'm just using Big Bro's last name "Yamada"
as part of my pen-name. It's not my real name.
[05:29] ---
Then, what is your real name?
[05:31] ---
You want to know?
[05:33] ---
I can't tell you
because that's a maiden's secret.
[05:35] ---
If you really want to know...
[05:37] ---
My little sister's name is E—
[05:39] ---
D-Don't say it!
[05:41] ---
Come to think,
I don't know everyone's real names.
[05:44] ---
For my Kunimitsu Shidou, I just changed around
the kanji a bit. It's basically my real name.
[05:49] ---
So you're like me.
[05:51] ---
What about you, Muramasa-senpai?
[05:52] ---
I will not tell you. It is embarrassing.
[05:55] ---
And people like this
tend to have the cutest names.
[06:03] ---
This is our vacation home!
[06:05] ---
Everyone, think of this
as your own home, and relax!
[06:10] ---
We have more than enough rooms,
so we could each have our own rooms.
[06:14] ---
But that defeats the purpose of a camp, right?
[06:16] ---
So, how about Masamune with me,
and Kunimitsu with Muramasa? Sound good?
[06:20] ---
How could that be good!?
[06:22] ---
Be serious about this, or die. Take your pick.
[06:25] ---
O-Of course that was a joke.
[06:27] ---
I'll be with you,
and Masamune with Kunimitsu, okay?
[06:30] ---
What? I'm with Izumi-kun?
[06:32] ---
Um, Shidou-kun, is there an issue?
[06:35] ---
I-I'm sorry, I'm straight,
so I rather not be in the same room.
[06:40] ---
So you do misunderstand me!
[06:41] ---
Eromanga-sensei and I
aren't in that kind of a relationship!
[06:45] ---
Then, you guys can be in separate rooms.
Anyway, let's hurry to the beach and pla—
[06:50] ---
I mean, do some data collection!
[06:55] ---
And there you have it.
[06:57] ---
A-All alone? Where's Muramasa-senpai?
[07:02] ---
I'm sure she's...
[07:05] ---
Wear these <3 -Elf
[07:05] ---
...not going to be here for a while.
[07:08] ---
Shidou-kun said he'll be down
after sending a work e-mail.
[07:12] ---
So it's just you and me, all alone.
[07:14] ---
Let's play together until everyone gets here!
[07:18] ---
Why are you so bashful?
[07:20] ---
You need to gather data to write
an interesting romantic comedy, right?
[07:22] ---
R-Right! Data collection!
[07:25] ---
I-I see. So that's why you're acting
like we're lovers or something.
[07:30] ---
You don't want to?
[07:31] ---
It's not that I don't want to...
[07:34] ---
Well then!
[07:35] ---
First piece of data to collect!
The staple event at the beach!
[07:42] ---
N-Now, Masamune,
please apply sunscreen to my body!
[07:47] ---
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
[07:48] ---
Stop it, you exhibitionist!
[07:50] ---
D-Don't get me wrong!
[07:52] ---
I wouldn't let anyone else do this to me!
[07:55] ---
We need to get data on a staple event,
so I'm reluctantly doing this.
[07:59] ---
Okay, I get it.
But at least lie face-down!
[08:04] ---
You're such a loser, Masamune Izumi.
[08:07] ---
H-Here. I'm lying face-down now.
G-Go ahead.
[08:26] ---
What's wrong? Hurry up.
[08:28] ---
Go ahead and spread that lewd aphrodisiac
slime all over my beautiful, young body.
[08:36] ---
She is such a...
[08:40] ---
Whatever you, the lowest of all scum,
would do to me,
[08:43] ---
my heart will never be at your disposal.
[08:46] ---
It's not what it seems, Chris-san!
This is just data-collecting...
[08:49] ---
Huh?
[08:51] ---
Second data collection point!
[08:53] ---
Lovey-dovey water splashing
between two lovers!
[08:55] ---
You know, that usual "Oh, so cold!
Sheesh, how dare you?" thing.
[09:01] ---
It's embarrassing, so I rather not.
[09:02] ---
What?
[09:04] ---
Fine. We'll start with
the third data collection point,
[09:07] ---
"teaching a beautiful girl how to swim".
[09:09] ---
I can't swim.
[09:13] ---
I-Impossible! My perfect plan...
[09:16] ---
You can teach me how to swim instead.
[09:18] ---
I can't swim, either!
[09:23] ---
There are all sorts of ways
to enjoy an island on the south seas!
[09:26] ---
Now, let's pull ourselves together and be
lovey-dovey, for the sake of data collection.
[09:30] ---
I will not allow it!
[09:33] ---
Elf Yamada, your evil plans
end right here and now!
[09:37] ---
Oh, that was faster than I thought.
[09:39] ---
S-Senpai, you refused so much.
B-But you really are wearing a lewd swimsuit.
[09:45] ---
Y-You have it wrong, Masamune-kun.
[09:48] ---
It is her! She is the root of all this evil!
[09:51] ---
What the hell did you do?
[09:54] ---
Sh-She even hid the towels!
[09:57] ---
To think I would walk out in such a swimsuit...
[10:02] ---
Senpai, please, use this.
[10:08] ---
Masamune-kun.
[10:11] ---
The reason why I came to this camp
was because I wanted to read your stories.
[10:16] ---
My stories?
[10:18] ---
You have a lot of shelved stories
on your computer, don't you?
[10:22] ---
Of course, I have some...
[10:24] ---
I want to read them!
[10:25] ---
The condition Muramasa gave
to join this camp was to read them.
[10:30] ---
I don't mind, but just the shelved ones?
[10:34] ---
I know, I'll write something new.
[10:37] ---
A new piece from Masamune Izumi-sensei?
[10:40] ---
It won't be much of anything, though.
[10:41] ---
Maybe like an after-story
for the Silverwolf series.
[10:44] ---
I want to read!
[10:45] ---
Then, I'll finish it up during the camp
and hand it over.
[10:48] ---
P-Please!
[10:49] ---
Since I'm going to write it,
[10:51] ---
I'll write you a "super-interesting piece of junk"
that I'd never be able to sell!
[10:55] ---
Okay!
[10:57] ---
Now, let's continue collecting data!
[11:03] ---
That was fun!
[11:05] ---
When we get back, let's take a bath!
[11:08] ---
We have an open-air bath!
[11:09] ---
An open-air bath, huh?
[11:11] ---
So elegant.
[11:14] ---
Oh, Masamune.
It'll be useless if you try to peek.
[11:17] ---
If you're not careful while climbing the fence,
it'll just start creaking like crazy.
[11:21] ---
It's fine if you climb carefully,
but you can't peek, okay?
[11:28] ---
I see, this is a good bath.
[11:41] ---
This is kind of awkward
because of what happened earlier.
[11:44] ---
You seem to get along rather well
with my little sister.
[11:48] ---
Well, um, I don't think
we're on bad terms or anything.
[11:53] ---
Izumi-sensei, no, Masamune Izumi-kun.
[11:56] ---
How about marriage?
[11:58] ---
What?
[12:03] ---
S-Sorry to interrupt you!
[12:08] ---
No, hold on...
[12:10] ---
Please marry my little sister.
[12:12] ---
Oh, your little sister!?
[12:14] ---
Wait... m-marry Elf?
[12:18] ---
I won't say you should right away.
[12:20] ---
If both of you are emotionally set to do so,
you can at least get engaged.
[12:24] ---
No, no, no, no!
There's a misunderstanding!
[12:26] ---
I'm not like that at all with her!
[12:30] ---
You're not dating my little sister?
[12:32] ---
I am not. How did you come
to such a misunderstanding?
[12:35] ---
My little sister's tweet said
"I'm dating Masamune Izumi-sensei".
[12:41] ---
Th-That was a really bad practical joke.
[12:43] ---
I see. Sorry to make that misunderstanding.
[12:47] ---
No, it's not your fault, Chris-san.
[12:50] ---
So, how about it?
[12:51] ---
I believe my little sister is a great find,
if I say so myself.
[12:57] ---
Don't you think so?
[12:58] ---
Well, yeah. I agree.
[13:01] ---
She's a good cook, and she's cute.
[13:07] ---
And moreover, it's fun to be with her.
I think in the future, she'll be a good wife.
[13:15] ---
She may look like that, but once she falls
for someone, she'll devote herself fully to him.
[13:20] ---
She has good chemistry with you, too.
[13:21] ---
Musical instruments, foreign languages...
[13:23] ---
She has mastered anything you can call
homemaking training.
[13:27] ---
It's our house policy.
[13:29] ---
When you hear it like that,
that's pretty amazing.
[13:31] ---
So let me ask you, what of my little sister
are you dissatisfied with?
[13:36] ---
Well, if I had to give a reason...
[13:39] ---
Everything you didn't mention just now.
[13:43] ---
You really do know her well.
[13:45] ---
Yup, my little sister has so many faults,
it ruins all of her good points.
[13:51] ---
She never keeps her deadlines.
[13:53] ---
She has an attitude,
and she spends too much money.
[13:56] ---
She will never be cured of that illness
called 8th Grade Syndrome.
[13:58] ---
And more than anything, she is dumb.
[14:00] ---
She is dumb.
[14:03] ---
But...
[14:05] ---
Her dumb moments can be cute,
and her pathetic lines can sound really cool.
[14:09] ---
Elf is an amazing girl
who can wipe out all of her faults.
[14:14] ---
She is a charming woman.
[14:16] ---
And, she is a reliable senpai.
[14:18] ---
That's why I think I'm here right now.
[14:22] ---
If I wasn't already in love with someone,
[14:25] ---
I think I'd have fallen in love with her
five times already.
[14:28] ---
I see, I fully understand.
[14:31] ---
I fully understand.
[14:33] ---
Men's Bath
[14:37] ---
Women's Bath
[14:37] ---
Men's Bath
[14:40] ---
Your face is all red.
Did you soak in the bath too long?
[14:46] ---
Shut up! Idiot!
[14:54] ---
And then, we all ate food that Elf made.
[14:58] ---
Was it tasty?
[14:59] ---
Yeah, it was tasty.
[15:02] ---
I'll try making it for you once I get home.
[15:04] ---
Big Brother, do you have your own room?
[15:06] ---
Yeah. Shidou-kun still has
a misunderstanding about me.
[15:12] ---
And, how is the data collection going?
[15:14] ---
Well, I felt being on an island
of the south seas would be something like this.
[15:17] ---
You'll talk about certain things
while you're here.
[15:19] ---
I gathered things like that.
[15:21] ---
I see. Then it's a good thing you went.
[15:25] ---
Yeah, it's all thanks to you sending me off.
[15:28] ---
Let's go to a hot springs trip
or something like that sometime.
[15:32] ---
No way.
[15:33] ---
Wh-Why?
[15:34] ---
Because you were obviously thinking
of something lewd right now.
[15:38] ---
No I wasn't!
[15:41] ---
Well... Hey, Big Brother?
[15:43] ---
Hm?
[15:45] ---
Actually, a lot happened on my end, too.
[15:48] ---
Take a look at this.
[15:52] ---
Can this be the cover illustration?
[15:54] ---
Yup. I was drawing this today.
[15:57] ---
Amazing! She's super cute!
[16:00] ---
When you come home,
I'll show you the completed version.
[16:05] ---
So, please make sure to come home.
[16:08] ---
Sagiri...
[16:11] ---
Of course I will!
[16:13] ---
What would you like as a souvenir?
[16:15] ---
Elf-chan's socks!
[16:16] ---
We're holding a family meeting
when I get home.
[16:27] ---
Elf.
[16:35] ---
Hey, can you tell me?
[16:38] ---
Where're we going?
[16:40] ---
The Fairy Forest.
[16:42] ---
You read my debut piece, right?
[16:45] ---
The model for the Elven Forest
in the story is this place.
[16:49] ---
I see.
[16:54] ---
There's something I want to show you.
[17:06] ---
Spirits of light...
[17:10] ---
Fireflies.
[17:11] ---
What do you think,
stepping foot into the Elven Forest?
[17:16] ---
Amazing. Just amazing.
[17:18] ---
Ah, I'm glad.
[17:21] ---
This is where my father
proposed marriage to my mother.
[17:27] ---
I see.
[17:28] ---
However, it didn't go well.
[17:31] ---
Why?
[17:32] ---
Mother hated insects.
[17:35] ---
She said, "You're the worst to propose to me
in a place that's full of bugs!"
[17:39] ---
But they managed
to get married afterwards, right?
[17:42] ---
He kept donating time and money
for about five years,
[17:44] ---
begging and pleading,
until she agreed to marry him.
[17:48] ---
Mother was very poplar with the guys.
[17:51] ---
Well, I can kinda see that.
[17:55] ---
You too?
[17:56] ---
If it would get the person I love,
to love me back, I would also do anything.
[18:01] ---
I think so, too.
[18:03] ---
Father's ways were very pathetic...
[18:08] ---
but very correct.
[18:10] ---
Why are you telling me this?
[18:13] ---
Big Bro told you something weird, didn't he?
[18:17] ---
Y-Yeah. Something like,
"Will you marry my little sister?"
[18:20] ---
Can you let me explain?
[18:22] ---
My father died quite a while ago.
[18:25] ---
Is that so...
[18:27] ---
Before he passed away,
Father said to Mother...
[18:30] ---
"Please raise them to be proper adults.
Please keep them happy."
[18:36] ---
It's the same for any family.
[18:37] ---
Mother replied, "Fine. Since this is the end,
I'll grant your request this once."
[18:43] ---
And thanks to that,
I was forced to learn a lot of things.
[18:47] ---
She said, "This is all so you can be
happy in the future."
[18:50] ---
Big Bro quickly left our home.
[18:53] ---
That's why he feels
like he has a debt to pay me.
[18:58] ---
I was raised in a strict family, but it's not like
I have a grudge against Mother.
[19:02] ---
Rather, I appreciate it.
[19:05] ---
I really love my parents.
[19:09] ---
But, I want to choose who I marry on my own.
[19:12] ---
Marry?
[19:13] ---
One day, Mother started saying
she was going to choose my fiance for me.
[19:17] ---
I've been obediently listening to her until then,
but I couldn't obey that.
[19:21] ---
I have to be absolutely sure
I will end up happy.
[19:25] ---
For that, I will ascertain and decide
for myself who my partner will be.
[19:30] ---
That's why you left home.
[19:33] ---
I didn't run away from home.
I talked it out with Mother.
[19:37] ---
"Mother, you are such an idiot!"
[19:39] ---
"Mother, you had fun every day
being together with Father, right?"
[19:44] ---
"Weren't you happy?"
[19:46] ---
"That's why I will do just as Father did."
[19:49] ---
"I will catch a wonderful husband,
and we'll spend our lives having fun!"
[19:53] ---
"You got a problem with that?"
[19:56] ---
I think that's how it went.
[19:59] ---
I see.
[20:02] ---
I get it. You brought me here
so you could tell me that story.
[20:06] ---
Thank you. Because of that,
I got to see something wonderful.
[20:10] ---
Don't finish this story without permission!
[20:14] ---
I-I'll say this only once. So, listen up.
[20:21] ---
You're a candidate to be my husband!
[20:25] ---
What? Th-That means...
[20:27] ---
D-Don't get me wrong!
[20:30] ---
It's not like I'm in love with you or anything!
[20:33] ---
But, well, you know. Yeah!
[20:36] ---
I thought every day would be fun
if I married you.
[20:41] ---
I thought I'd become happy.
That's what I thought!
[20:44] ---
In-In other words, I'm being p-p-p-proposed
for marriage from you right now?
[20:50] ---
Th-That's not it!
[20:51] ---
I'm not, but you are going to propose to me!
[20:55] ---
If you do, I'll consider it in a positive light.
[20:59] ---
M-Me, propose to you?
[21:03] ---
Th-That'd never happen, because I...
[21:05] ---
No, you will.
[21:09] ---
Because you will fall in love with me.
[21:13] ---
I-In the near future, you will love me the most,
and not anyone else.
[21:22] ---
Wh-Why don't you say something?
[21:27] ---
Um...
[21:28] ---
N-Never mind all of that!
[21:30] ---
L-Let's head back!
[21:32] ---
For today, I'll let you off the hook about here!
[21:47] ---
Masamune, I'll allow you to know
my True Name.
[21:54] ---
It's Emily. When you propose to me,
[21:57] ---
call me by that name.
[22:07] ---
Elf Yamada the Great Sensei
[23:29] ---
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