# 9 - Little Sister and the Fairy Island
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GRQ40V31Y/eromanga-sensei)
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**[00:05] ---**
Well? Isn't it a gorgeous view?
**[00:10] ---**
You like it?
**[00:12] ---**
Th-That outfit...
**[00:15] ---**
What do you think?
**[00:16] ---**
M-My heart definitely isn't racing.
**[00:19] ---**
Yeah, yeah, be tsundere all you want.
**[00:21] ---**
And let's enjoy this situation
where we're all alone.
**[00:25] ---**
All alone, you say?
**[00:27] ---**
Now, let us confirm our love for each other,
without any constraints!
**[02:04] ---**
You guys seriously haven't gone
to an overseas event? Gross!
**[02:11] ---**
Muramasa-san, perhaps you've
been invited at some point?
**[02:14] ---**
I think not.
**[02:15] ---**
No, you have. You've just forgotten about it.
**[02:18] ---**
Then, how about we go to one,
even if it's domestic?
**[02:21] ---**
I'll call it the
"Summer Data Collection and Writing Camp"!
**[02:25] ---**
If you participate, you can see me
and Muramasa in lewd swimsuits!
**[02:28] ---**
Seriously!?
**[02:30] ---**
Wh-Why am I involved in this?
**[02:32] ---**
I will not wear one!
I will never wear one!
**[02:39] ---**
Izumi-kun, you were able to come as well.
**[02:41] ---**
At first, you said you won't be able to.
**[02:45] ---**
Well...
**[02:46] ---**
Big Brother, go to the camp.
**[02:48] ---**
Yeah, but...
**[02:49] ---**
I'll be fine. You'll get some new data, too.
**[02:53] ---**
Besides...
**[02:54] ---**
Right now, I'm drawing illustrations
for "The World's Cutest Little Sister".
**[02:59] ---**
So, Izumi-sensei, do your best to get new data
to write the "continuation" of that story.
**[03:04] ---**
So we can make our dream come true.
**[03:08] ---**
All right. If you say so, Sagiri.
**[03:11] ---**
That, and I've already talked things out
with Elf-chan.
**[03:15] ---**
In return for lending Big Brother out...
**[03:21] ---**
So, is Senpai still—
**[03:22] ---**
I have arrived quite a while ago.
**[03:28] ---**
Senpai, those clothes...
**[03:30] ---**
Th-This is part of my contract
with Eromanga-sensei.
**[03:34] ---**
I-Is it strange?
**[03:36] ---**
No, you're really cute. I'm surprised.
**[03:40] ---**
Y-You big idiot!
**[03:43] ---**
*And so...*
**[03:47] ---**
Welcome to my island!
**[03:50] ---**
Your island?
**[03:51] ---**
To be precise,
the island where my novels took place.
**[03:55] ---**
True, somehow it seems...
**[03:57] ---**
Right. It's not the Elven Forest,
but Elf's Island!
**[04:01] ---**
It's a pilgrimage of sorts.
**[04:06] ---**
A real elf...
**[04:09] ---**
To think one really existed.
**[04:12] ---**
Big Bro!
**[04:15] ---**
Let me introduce you.
This is my editor and older brother, Chris.
**[04:21] ---**
Nice to meet you, everyone.
**[04:23] ---**
I'm Chris Yamada
of the Full-Drive Bunko editorial division.
**[04:26] ---**
So Elf-sensei's editor is her big brother?
**[04:31] ---**
Come to think, we've met once before.
**[04:33] ---**
I hear this is a "data collection"
and "writing camp".
**[04:37] ---**
I cannot leave it to my little sister alone, so
I will also reside on this island for the duration.
**[04:42] ---**
I said that was unnecessary,
as you are all my frie... faithful servants.
**[04:51] ---**
S-So scary!
**[04:53] ---**
W-Well, we're here as your little sister's friends,
so feel free to be a bit more frank with us.
**[05:01] ---**
Understood. If that is the case...
**[05:04] ---**
I'm glad that my little sister
made friends close to her age.
**[05:08] ---**
She has all sorts of issues,
but please stay friends with her.
**[05:11] ---**
Wait, what are you talking—
**[05:13] ---**
Got it. Leave it to us!
**[05:15] ---**
Geez! You too, Masamune?
**[05:20] ---**
Elf, your pen-name was your real name?
**[05:23] ---**
I'm just using Big Bro's last name "Yamada"
as part of my pen-name. It's not my real name.
**[05:29] ---**
Then, what is your real name?
**[05:31] ---**
You want to know?
**[05:33] ---**
I can't tell you
because that's a maiden's secret.
**[05:35] ---**
If you really want to know...
**[05:37] ---**
My little sister's name is E—
**[05:39] ---**
D-Don't say it!
**[05:41] ---**
Come to think,
I don't know everyone's real names.
**[05:44] ---**
For my Kunimitsu Shidou, I just changed around
the kanji a bit. It's basically my real name.
**[05:49] ---**
So you're like me.
**[05:51] ---**
What about you, Muramasa-senpai?
**[05:52] ---**
I will not tell you. It is embarrassing.
**[05:55] ---**
And people like this
tend to have the cutest names.
**[06:03] ---**
This is our vacation home!
**[06:05] ---**
Everyone, think of this
as your own home, and relax!
**[06:10] ---**
We have more than enough rooms,
so we could each have our own rooms.
**[06:14] ---**
But that defeats the purpose of a camp, right?
**[06:16] ---**
So, how about Masamune with me,
and Kunimitsu with Muramasa? Sound good?
**[06:20] ---**
How could that be good!?
**[06:22] ---**
Be serious about this, or die. Take your pick.
**[06:25] ---**
O-Of course that was a joke.
**[06:27] ---**
I'll be with you,
and Masamune with Kunimitsu, okay?
**[06:30] ---**
What? I'm with Izumi-kun?
**[06:32] ---**
Um, Shidou-kun, is there an issue?
**[06:35] ---**
I-I'm sorry, I'm straight,
so I rather not be in the same room.
**[06:40] ---**
So you do misunderstand me!
**[06:41] ---**
Eromanga-sensei and I
aren't in that kind of a relationship!
**[06:45] ---**
Then, you guys can be in separate rooms.
Anyway, let's hurry to the beach and pla—
**[06:50] ---**
I mean, do some data collection!
**[06:55] ---**
*And there you have it.*
**[06:57] ---**
A-All alone? Where's Muramasa-senpai?
**[07:02] ---**
I'm sure she's...
**[07:05] ---**
Wear these <3 -Elf
**[07:05] ---**
...not going to be here for a while.
**[07:08] ---**
Shidou-kun said he'll be down
after sending a work e-mail.
**[07:12] ---**
So it's just you and me, all alone.
**[07:14] ---**
Let's play together until everyone gets here!
**[07:18] ---**
Why are you so bashful?
**[07:20] ---**
You need to gather data to write
an interesting romantic comedy, right?
**[07:22] ---**
R-Right! Data collection!
**[07:25] ---**
I-I see. So that's why you're acting
like we're lovers or something.
**[07:30] ---**
You don't want to?
**[07:31] ---**
It's not that I don't want to...
**[07:34] ---**
Well then!
**[07:35] ---**
First piece of data to collect!
The staple event at the beach!
**[07:42] ---**
N-Now, Masamune,
please apply sunscreen to my body!
**[07:47] ---**
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
**[07:48] ---**
Stop it, you exhibitionist!
**[07:50] ---**
D-Don't get me wrong!
**[07:52] ---**
I wouldn't let anyone else do this to me!
**[07:55] ---**
We need to get data on a staple event,
so I'm reluctantly doing this.
**[07:59] ---**
Okay, I get it.
But at least lie face-down!
**[08:04] ---**
You're such a loser, Masamune Izumi.
**[08:07] ---**
H-Here. I'm lying face-down now.
G-Go ahead.
**[08:26] ---**
What's wrong? Hurry up.
**[08:28] ---**
Go ahead and spread that lewd aphrodisiac
slime all over my beautiful, young body.
**[08:36] ---**
*She is such a...*
**[08:40] ---**
Whatever you, the lowest of all scum,
would do to me,
**[08:43] ---**
my heart will never be at your disposal.
**[08:46] ---**
It's not what it seems, Chris-san!
This is just data-collecting...
**[08:49] ---**
Huh?
**[08:51] ---**
Second data collection point!
**[08:53] ---**
Lovey-dovey water splashing
between two lovers!
**[08:55] ---**
You know, that usual "Oh, so cold!
Sheesh, how dare you?" thing.
**[09:01] ---**
It's embarrassing, so I rather not.
**[09:02] ---**
What?
**[09:04] ---**
Fine. We'll start with
the third data collection point,
**[09:07] ---**
"teaching a beautiful girl how to swim".
**[09:09] ---**
I can't swim.
**[09:13] ---**
I-Impossible! My perfect plan...
**[09:16] ---**
You can teach me how to swim instead.
**[09:18] ---**
I can't swim, either!
**[09:23] ---**
There are all sorts of ways
to enjoy an island on the south seas!
**[09:26] ---**
Now, let's pull ourselves together and be
lovey-dovey, for the sake of data collection.
**[09:30] ---**
I will not allow it!
**[09:33] ---**
Elf Yamada, your evil plans
end right here and now!
**[09:37] ---**
Oh, that was faster than I thought.
**[09:39] ---**
S-Senpai, you refused so much.
B-But you really are wearing a lewd swimsuit.
**[09:45] ---**
Y-You have it wrong, Masamune-kun.
**[09:48] ---**
It is her! She is the root of all this evil!
**[09:51] ---**
What the hell did you do?
**[09:54] ---**
Sh-She even hid the towels!
**[09:57] ---**
To think I would walk out in such a swimsuit...
**[10:02] ---**
Senpai, please, use this.
**[10:08] ---**
Masamune-kun.
**[10:11] ---**
The reason why I came to this camp
was because I wanted to read your stories.
**[10:16] ---**
My stories?
**[10:18] ---**
You have a lot of shelved stories
on your computer, don't you?
**[10:22] ---**
Of course, I have some...
**[10:24] ---**
I want to read them!
**[10:25] ---**
The condition Muramasa gave
to join this camp was to read them.
**[10:30] ---**
I don't mind, but just the shelved ones?
**[10:34] ---**
I know, I'll write something new.
**[10:37] ---**
A new piece from Masamune Izumi-sensei?
**[10:40] ---**
It won't be much of anything, though.
**[10:41] ---**
Maybe like an after-story
for the Silverwolf series.
**[10:44] ---**
I want to read!
**[10:45] ---**
Then, I'll finish it up during the camp
and hand it over.
**[10:48] ---**
P-Please!
**[10:49] ---**
Since I'm going to write it,
**[10:51] ---**
I'll write you a "super-interesting piece of junk"
that I'd never be able to sell!
**[10:55] ---**
Okay!
**[10:57] ---**
Now, let's continue collecting data!
**[11:03] ---**
That was fun!
**[11:05] ---**
When we get back, let's take a bath!
**[11:08] ---**
We have an open-air bath!
**[11:09] ---**
An open-air bath, huh?
**[11:11] ---**
So elegant.
**[11:14] ---**
Oh, Masamune.
It'll be useless if you try to peek.
**[11:17] ---**
If you're not careful while climbing the fence,
it'll just start creaking like crazy.
**[11:21] ---**
It's fine if you climb carefully,
but you can't peek, okay?
**[11:28] ---**
I see, this is a good bath.
**[11:41] ---**
*This is kind of awkward
because of what happened earlier.*
**[11:44] ---**
You seem to get along rather well
with my little sister.
**[11:48] ---**
Well, um, I don't think
we're on bad terms or anything.
**[11:53] ---**
Izumi-sensei, no, Masamune Izumi-kun.
**[11:56] ---**
How about marriage?
**[11:58] ---**
What?
**[12:03] ---**
S-Sorry to interrupt you!
**[12:08] ---**
No, hold on...
**[12:10] ---**
Please marry my little sister.
**[12:12] ---**
Oh, your little sister!?
**[12:14] ---**
Wait... m-marry Elf?
**[12:18] ---**
I won't say you should right away.
**[12:20] ---**
If both of you are emotionally set to do so,
you can at least get engaged.
**[12:24] ---**
No, no, no, no!
There's a misunderstanding!
**[12:26] ---**
I'm not like that at all with her!
**[12:30] ---**
You're not dating my little sister?
**[12:32] ---**
I am not. How did you come
to such a misunderstanding?
**[12:35] ---**
My little sister's tweet said
"I'm dating Masamune Izumi-sensei".
**[12:41] ---**
Th-That was a really bad practical joke.
**[12:43] ---**
I see. Sorry to make that misunderstanding.
**[12:47] ---**
No, it's not your fault, Chris-san.
**[12:50] ---**
So, how about it?
**[12:51] ---**
I believe my little sister is a great find,
if I say so myself.
**[12:57] ---**
Don't you think so?
**[12:58] ---**
Well, yeah. I agree.
**[13:01] ---**
She's a good cook, and she's cute.
**[13:07] ---**
And moreover, it's fun to be with her.
I think in the future, she'll be a good wife.
**[13:15] ---**
She may look like that, but once she falls
for someone, she'll devote herself fully to him.
**[13:20] ---**
She has good chemistry with you, too.
**[13:21] ---**
Musical instruments, foreign languages...
**[13:23] ---**
She has mastered anything you can call
homemaking training.
**[13:27] ---**
It's our house policy.
**[13:29] ---**
When you hear it like that,
that's pretty amazing.
**[13:31] ---**
So let me ask you, what of my little sister
are you dissatisfied with?
**[13:36] ---**
Well, if I had to give a reason...
**[13:39] ---**
Everything you didn't mention just now.
**[13:43] ---**
You really do know her well.
**[13:45] ---**
Yup, my little sister has so many faults,
it ruins all of her good points.
**[13:51] ---**
She never keeps her deadlines.
**[13:53] ---**
She has an attitude,
and she spends too much money.
**[13:56] ---**
She will never be cured of that illness
called 8th Grade Syndrome.
**[13:58] ---**
And more than anything, she is dumb.
**[14:00] ---**
She is dumb.
**[14:03] ---**
But...
**[14:05] ---**
Her dumb moments can be cute,
and her pathetic lines can sound really cool.
**[14:09] ---**
Elf is an amazing girl
who can wipe out all of her faults.
**[14:14] ---**
She is a charming woman.
**[14:16] ---**
And, she is a reliable senpai.
**[14:18] ---**
That's why I think I'm here right now.
**[14:22] ---**
If I wasn't already in love with someone,
**[14:25] ---**
I think I'd have fallen in love with her
five times already.
**[14:28] ---**
I see, I fully understand.
**[14:31] ---**
I fully understand.
**[14:33] ---**
Men's Bath
**[14:37] ---**
Women's Bath
**[14:37] ---**
Men's Bath
**[14:40] ---**
Your face is all red.
Did you soak in the bath too long?
**[14:46] ---**
Shut up! Idiot!
**[14:54] ---**
And then, we all ate food that Elf made.
**[14:58] ---**
*Was it tasty?*
**[14:59] ---**
Yeah, it was tasty.
**[15:02] ---**
I'll try making it for you once I get home.
**[15:04] ---**
*Big Brother, do you have your own room?*
**[15:06] ---**
Yeah. Shidou-kun still has
a misunderstanding about me.
**[15:12] ---**
And, how is the data collection going?
**[15:14] ---**
*Well, I felt being on an island
of the south seas would be something like this.*
**[15:17] ---**
*You'll talk about certain things
while you're here.*
**[15:19] ---**
*I gathered things like that.*
**[15:21] ---**
I see. Then it's a good thing you went.
**[15:25] ---**
Yeah, it's all thanks to you sending me off.
**[15:28] ---**
Let's go to a hot springs trip
or something like that sometime.
**[15:32] ---**
*No way.*
**[15:33] ---**
Wh-Why?
**[15:34] ---**
*Because you were obviously thinking
of something lewd right now.*
**[15:38] ---**
No I wasn't!
**[15:41] ---**
*Well... Hey, Big Brother?*
**[15:43] ---**
Hm?
**[15:45] ---**
*Actually, a lot happened on my end, too.*
**[15:48] ---**
*Take a look at this.*
**[15:52] ---**
Can this be the cover illustration?
**[15:54] ---**
*Yup. I was drawing this today.*
**[15:57] ---**
*Amazing! She's super cute!*
**[16:00] ---**
When you come home,
I'll show you the completed version.
**[16:05] ---**
So, please make sure to come home.
**[16:08] ---**
Sagiri...
**[16:11] ---**
Of course I will!
**[16:13] ---**
What would you like as a souvenir?
**[16:15] ---**
*Elf-chan's socks!*
**[16:16] ---**
We're holding a family meeting
when I get home.
**[16:27] ---**
Elf.
**[16:35] ---**
Hey, can you tell me?
**[16:38] ---**
Where're we going?
**[16:40] ---**
The Fairy Forest.
**[16:42] ---**
You read my debut piece, right?
**[16:45] ---**
The model for the Elven Forest
in the story is this place.
**[16:49] ---**
I see.
**[16:54] ---**
There's something I want to show you.
**[17:06] ---**
Spirits of light...
**[17:10] ---**
Fireflies.
**[17:11] ---**
What do you think,
stepping foot into the Elven Forest?
**[17:16] ---**
Amazing. Just amazing.
**[17:18] ---**
Ah, I'm glad.
**[17:21] ---**
This is where my father
proposed marriage to my mother.
**[17:27] ---**
I see.
**[17:28] ---**
However, it didn't go well.
**[17:31] ---**
Why?
**[17:32] ---**
Mother hated insects.
**[17:35] ---**
She said, "You're the worst to propose to me
in a place that's full of bugs!"
**[17:39] ---**
But they managed
to get married afterwards, right?
**[17:42] ---**
He kept donating time and money
for about five years,
**[17:44] ---**
begging and pleading,
until she agreed to marry him.
**[17:48] ---**
Mother was very poplar with the guys.
**[17:51] ---**
Well, I can kinda see that.
**[17:55] ---**
You too?
**[17:56] ---**
If it would get the person I love,
to love me back, I would also do anything.
**[18:01] ---**
I think so, too.
**[18:03] ---**
Father's ways were very pathetic...
**[18:08] ---**
but very correct.
**[18:10] ---**
Why are you telling me this?
**[18:13] ---**
Big Bro told you something weird, didn't he?
**[18:17] ---**
Y-Yeah. Something like,
"Will you marry my little sister?"
**[18:20] ---**
Can you let me explain?
**[18:22] ---**
My father died quite a while ago.
**[18:25] ---**
Is that so...
**[18:27] ---**
Before he passed away,
Father said to Mother...
**[18:30] ---**
"Please raise them to be proper adults.
Please keep them happy."
**[18:36] ---**
*It's the same for any family.*
**[18:37] ---**
Mother replied, "Fine. Since this is the end,
I'll grant your request this once."
**[18:43] ---**
And thanks to that,
I was forced to learn a lot of things.
**[18:47] ---**
She said, "This is all so you can be
happy in the future."
**[18:50] ---**
Big Bro quickly left our home.
**[18:53] ---**
That's why he feels
like he has a debt to pay me.
**[18:58] ---**
I was raised in a strict family, but it's not like
I have a grudge against Mother.
**[19:02] ---**
Rather, I appreciate it.
**[19:05] ---**
I really love my parents.
**[19:09] ---**
But, I want to choose who I marry on my own.
**[19:12] ---**
Marry?
**[19:13] ---**
One day, Mother started saying
she was going to choose my fiance for me.
**[19:17] ---**
I've been obediently listening to her until then,
but I couldn't obey that.
**[19:21] ---**
I have to be absolutely sure
I will end up happy.
**[19:25] ---**
For that, I will ascertain and decide
for myself who my partner will be.
**[19:30] ---**
That's why you left home.
**[19:33] ---**
I didn't run away from home.
I talked it out with Mother.
**[19:37] ---**
"Mother, you are such an idiot!"
**[19:39] ---**
"Mother, you had fun every day
being together with Father, right?"
**[19:44] ---**
"Weren't you happy?"
**[19:46] ---**
"That's why I will do just as Father did."
**[19:49] ---**
"I will catch a wonderful husband,
and we'll spend our lives having fun!"
**[19:53] ---**
"You got a problem with that?"
**[19:56] ---**
I think that's how it went.
**[19:59] ---**
I see.
**[20:02] ---**
I get it. You brought me here
so you could tell me that story.
**[20:06] ---**
Thank you. Because of that,
I got to see something wonderful.
**[20:10] ---**
Don't finish this story without permission!
**[20:14] ---**
I-I'll say this only once. So, listen up.
**[20:21] ---**
You're a candidate to be my husband!
**[20:25] ---**
What? Th-That means...
**[20:27] ---**
D-Don't get me wrong!
**[20:30] ---**
It's not like I'm in love with you or anything!
**[20:33] ---**
But, well, you know. Yeah!
**[20:36] ---**
I thought every day would be fun
if I married you.
**[20:41] ---**
I thought I'd become happy.
That's what I thought!
**[20:44] ---**
In-In other words, I'm being p-p-p-proposed
for marriage from you right now?
**[20:50] ---**
Th-That's not it!
**[20:51] ---**
I'm not, but you are going to propose to me!
**[20:55] ---**
If you do, I'll consider it in a positive light.
**[20:59] ---**
M-Me, propose to you?
**[21:03] ---**
Th-That'd never happen, because I...
**[21:05] ---**
No, you will.
**[21:09] ---**
Because you will fall in love with me.
**[21:13] ---**
I-In the near future, you will love me the most,
and not anyone else.
**[21:22] ---**
Wh-Why don't you say something?
**[21:27] ---**
Um...
**[21:28] ---**
N-Never mind all of that!
**[21:30] ---**
L-Let's head back!
**[21:32] ---**
For today, I'll let you off the hook about here!
**[21:47] ---**
Masamune, I'll allow you to know
my True Name.
**[21:54] ---**
It's Emily. When you propose to me,
**[21:57] ---**
call me by that name.
**[22:07] ---**
Elf Yamada the Great Sensei
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Masamune Izumi and the Younger Senpai