12 - Eromanga Festival
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- Pervy!
- Finally! We've been waiting!
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- I always watch your stream!
- nervous nervous
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Eromanga-sensei's
Let's chat while I draw Part 25
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- Draw something erotic today, too!
- Meruru~
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- It's already the 25th time, huh?
- He's here!
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Good evening, everyone!
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- Good evening!
- Too close, get back!
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Have all of you read
"Sekaimo: The World's Cutest Little Sister",
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- It was great!!
- Totally erotic!
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- Meruru mask!
- Yeah, I read it!
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the new novel by Masamune Izumi-sensei
that I drew the illustrations for?
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- Sekaimo!
- Volume 2, hurry.
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Thanks!
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We'll make sure volume 2
will be an interesting read, too!
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Of course, I plan to draw more illustrations
that will be super erotic-cute!
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More so than ever before!
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- I can't wait!!!!
- That mask, lololol
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More so than ever before! (LoL)
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- Scary
- Too freaking close
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- Yeah, do moar!
- Nothing less from Ero.
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Actually, I have a secret for drawing
the best erotic-cute illustrations!
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- It's not even on the level of anticipation.
- Seriously, I'm definitely buying it.
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Data collection camp?
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I'd like to let him go, but Big Brother has
an important mission of taking care of a shut-in.
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Don't say that!
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I know! If you help me out...
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Muramasa and I will do anything
you want us to do!
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Anything? Really?
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Yes! Women never back down on their words!
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All right, that's a promise!
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- Alright, let's hear this secret.
- Kyapi!
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- Is it just your pervy thoughts?
- Exercise ball? Swimsuits??
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- This is great.
- It's a healthy kind of erotic.
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- Uniforms are great.
- The pairings are too erotic!
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The curtain is rising on the festival!
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Yeah, yeah. Coming right up.
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Sagiri.
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Th-Thanks.
[03:18] ---
What?
[03:21] ---
Nothing.
[03:22] ---
Oh, that's right.
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Elf-chan and Muramasa-chan
are coming over today.
[03:27] ---
Huh? Why?
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For the "festival".
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Festival?
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You'll see later.
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More importantly, I promised everyone that
volume 2 will be a super-interesting novel, too.
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So, I'm counting on you.
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Of course...
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...is what I want to say.
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I'm a little stuck right now.
[03:49] ---
Oh yeah, perfect timing.
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I need advice from you with full confidence
in you as the "little sister".
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So, what advice did you need?
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Until now, I've been writing battle-based novels,
so I'm not used to romantic comedy.
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Ideas for a "cute little sister" aren't coming up
in my head, and I'm in trouble.
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I see. That's not good.
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So...
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Let me pat you on the head.
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I-I don't get the meaning of that.
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You said so yourself the other day, right?
When you draw illustrations...
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I don't want to draw anything
I haven't seen in real life!
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Right?
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I'm the same way, so...
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I want to see a cute little sister
being really cute!
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Okay, I'm gonna touch you.
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G-Go ahead.
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D-Don't be so bashful like that.
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B-But I...
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Sheesh!
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You're so lewd, Big Brother!
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Sketchy! Perverted! Light-novel protagonist!
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What part of me is a light-novel protagonist?
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Everything about you!
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You pat your little sister on the head
and have lewd thoughts!
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You're the worst!
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Okay, that's enough, right?
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- Get out! Get out right now!
- H-Hold on a bit!
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Geez...
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Idiot.
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A super-duper amazing idea
just welled up inside me!
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I'll write up the epitome of a cute little sister!
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Yes, I'll be waiting!
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Izumi-sensei seems to be on a roll.
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It's all thanks to my advice.
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All right, I should do my best, too!
[06:14] ---
Morning.
[06:16] ---
What are you doing,
coming in without permission?
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I'm enjoying some tea time.
And ditching my work.
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Come over here and sit down.
[06:26] ---
Here, I baked you some cookies.
[06:30] ---
You look like you own the place.
This is my house, you know.
[06:34] ---
It's like a two-family house
combined with my place, isn't it?
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No way!
[06:38] ---
Sagiri mentioned something
about a "festival".
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I promised her before we went to camp.
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In return for borrowing you, Muramasa and I
will do anything she wants us to do.
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The last request she made
was for the two of us to be models for her art.
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About being a model,
did you tell Muramasa-senpai?
[06:57] ---
Of course I didn't tell her.
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Man, just as I thought.
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I'm not responsible
for anything that happens.
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Muramasa-chan!
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Today, there's something
I really want you to do.
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You are being awfully chummy.
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I have no reason to listen to your requests.
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Even if I say this is for Masamune's sake?
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Leave it to me, kouhai!
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No matter what the challenge is,
I will complete it in a glorious manner!
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Festival, part one!
[07:31] ---
Drawing Tornado Game!
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Wh-What is the meaning of this?
[07:38] ---
You and I are going to be models
for Eromanga-sensei's illustrations.
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I did not hear anything about this!
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Because I didn't tell you. I promised
Eromanga-sensei for mine and your part.
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You are such a....
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What part of this is going to be
for Masamune-kun's sake?
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If Eromanga-sensei's skills go up,
it will benefit Masamune, right?
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So far-fetched.
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But you know, Eromanga-sensei.
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All things considered,
isn't this a bit too lewd?
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You said you'll do anything, right?
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I'm fine with stripping, but...
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You said you'll do anything, right...
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Oh, fine!
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You want me to do it, don't you!
[08:19] ---
Muramasa, you're okay, right?
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A-Are we really going to do this?
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If you're a samurai,
you should accept your fate!
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A samurai...
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- Is this something you wear?
- Yes, it is!
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We have to wear this!
[08:38] ---
Big Brother, you can't watch!
[08:40] ---
Y-Yeah, you're right. Sorry.
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All right. All hindrances are gone now.
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Elf-chan, right hand on yellow.
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Okay.
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Muramasa-chan, left hand on yellow.
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L-Like this?
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Yeah.
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I'll pick up the tempo a bit!
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Green!
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Blue!
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Red!
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Blue!
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Yellow!
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I-I am at my limit!
I am going to die of shame!
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S-Such an embarrassing pose!
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Give it up, Muramasa.
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I'm embarrassed too,
so the conditions are equal for us, right?
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It is absolutely different!
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You exhibitionist pervert!
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Muramasa-chan, next is left foot on blue!
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All right, the poses
have a nice look to them now!
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Let's stop right here. Don't move!
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S-Such a...
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Good, wonderful.
That facial expression is great!
[10:07] ---
Oh, if you collapse the pose,
you have to take a piece of clothing off.
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You demon!
[10:18] ---
I read the newest volume!
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Who's that!?
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I won't be able to marry anyone...
[10:28] ---
Eromanga-sensei, I'm almost at my limit...
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Both of you, wait for me just like that.
[10:36] ---
Grats on the publication of your new book.
[10:38] ---
I made a special corner for it at our shop, too.
[10:41] ---
I saw it, I saw it. Thank you.
[10:43] ---
You're welcome.
[10:45] ---
Well, it was interesting.
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Seriously?
[10:47] ---
Yeah. Very.
[10:56] ---
You came all the way out to tell me
what you thought of it? Thanks.
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That too, but well, here.
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I got a copy of a doujinshi for
"Sekaimo: The World's Cutest Little Sister".
[11:07] ---
The book just came out yesterday.
[11:09] ---
You published a short story
a little bit ago, right?
[11:11] ---
Apparently this was drawn after reading that.
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Wait, this is porn!
[11:18] ---
Yeah, it's porn.
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So, how is it?
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Even if you ask me how it is...
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Well, I guess I'm happy.
[11:30] ---
The author took time
to draw my characters, so I'm honored.
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Even if it's porn?
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Even if it's porn.
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Her boobs aren't this big!
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Mune-kun, I'll be going now.
[11:52] ---
What, already? You should come in.
[11:55] ---
I have errands to run.
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I see. Thanks for everything.
[12:00] ---
Yeah. See you.
[12:03] ---
Bye-bye!
[12:09] ---
Oh, that's right!
[12:12] ---
Mune-kun, if you create a mega-hit title
that turns into an anime,
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and make tons of money
like Elf Yamada-sensei...
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I wouldn't mind becoming your wife,
Mune-kun!
[12:26] ---
You're only after the money!
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See you later!
[12:42] ---
Let me see that, too!
[12:45] ---
No way! You're too young
to read stuff like this!
[12:48] ---
It's a lewd book about my characters, right?
[12:50] ---
I'm definitely going to read it!
[12:54] ---
Just how much does this little sister
want to read porn about her own characters?
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Show! Me!
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I wanna see it, too!
[13:06] ---
I wanna read lewd doujinshi, too!
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Oh, geez! What am I going to do about this?
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Just kill me now...
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Eromanga-sensei! Is it time yet?
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You're off guard!
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Got it.
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Give it back!
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Wh— Ow!
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Hiss! Reow!
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Are you a cat or something?
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Just how much do you want
to protect a porn book?
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See?
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All right!
I'm going to draw lewd manga, too!
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Don't go up against some doujinshi!
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Just you wait! I'll draw manga that'll definitely
make your heart race more than this book!
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It's finally done.
[14:20] ---
Festival part two!
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This. Is. My. Eromanga!
[14:25] ---
"The Word's Most Erotic Little Sister"
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How should I respond as a big brother
to a little sister who boasts
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that she just finished drawing porn manga?
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Big Brother, you have to read it at once!
[14:36] ---
Is this torture?
[14:37] ---
Eromanga-sensei is really you-know-what
when she gets into creative mode.
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No shame or any of that crap here.
[14:44] ---
Big Brother, hurry up and read it!
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Y-You want me to read this, don't you?
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Big Brother...
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Saya...
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- I love you.
- Me too.
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Big Brother...
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Wh-What's wrong, Masamune-kun!?
[15:17] ---
Is your head all right?
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It's not fine at all.
It's not fine at all!
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Because this is modeled after me and Sagiri!
[15:25] ---
Big Brother, the manga was so lewd
that you'd have such a violent reaction to it?
[15:30] ---
What's lewd isn't the manga, but you!
[15:32] ---
Damn you, Eromanga-sensei.
You really are "Eromanga Sensei" today!
[15:39] ---
Th-That's not it! I just like drawing lewd art,
but I'm not lewd myself!
[15:44] ---
- Say what!?
- You cannot make excuses anymore!
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I can too!
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Just tell me what you thought
after reading it.
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Like in what way was it lewd, and stuff!
[15:54] ---
You forcefully changed the topic.
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In the first place,
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this porn manga drawn by Eromanga-sensei
is erroneous in all sorts of places!
[16:03] ---
- Wh-Where is it wrong?
- All sorts of places!
[16:07] ---
- First, the biggest mistake is...
- Is?
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Crap, what should I do?
[16:12] ---
I can't say that his dick is in the wrong spot,
and it's the wrong shape.
[16:16] ---
You see...
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What is it? Hurry up and tell me.
[16:22] ---
H-How should I answer this?
[16:24] ---
Sagiri, isn't this dick a bit off?
[16:26] ---
No way! Impossible!
[16:29] ---
So what part of my manga is wrong?
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E-Elf, help me out!
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Huh? M-Me?
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I know you can do it!
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You're kidding me.
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What is this? How are they doing it?
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You, how could you make a girl do this?
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I-I had no choice!
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- Big Brother, pervert...
- I don't want to hear that from you!
[17:04] ---
Anyway Elf, what do you think?
[17:06] ---
I did read the whole thing.
But were there any parts that were wrong?
[17:11] ---
So you don't know
the correct spot for the dick, either?
[17:15] ---
Useless!
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What's with that attitude? If you're going
to say that, you can explain it yourself!
[17:21] ---
Yeah, yeah!
[17:23] ---
So, on this page...
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I don't understand!
[17:28] ---
We should just strip him down, and confirm
what's different from what you drew!
[17:32] ---
Huh!?
[17:37] ---
S-Senpai!
[17:38] ---
You reap what you sow.
I cannot cover for you here.
[17:42] ---
Now, Masamune, brace yourself!
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I'll have you offer me
some materials for drawing.
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Let's stop things like this? Okay?
[17:51] ---
No way!
[17:52] ---
Big Brother, hurry up and strip!
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Buck! Naked! Buck! Naked!
[17:59] ---
H-Hold on! If that's the case...
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Zoom!
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Incoming call
Big Brother
[18:15] ---
I'm going to have an important call,
so shhh, okay?
[18:17] ---
Okay!
[18:20] ---
Hello, Brother, it's Megumin!
[18:22] ---
Hey! Is it a good time now?
[18:25] ---
I'm fine for a little bit.
I'm with a boy right now.
[18:29] ---
I-I see.
[18:31] ---
I have a special favor to ask you!
[18:33] ---
I want you to teach Eromanga-sensei
about a guy's anatomy!
[18:38] ---
I-I've never been asked anything
that embarrassing by a guy before!
[18:43] ---
I'm really sorry! But Megumi,
you're the only one who I can depend on!
[18:48] ---
Eromanga-sensei is a girl?
[18:51] ---
Yeah, though it's a secret.
So please, I beg you!
[18:54] ---
At this rate, my underwear
is going to be pulled off by savage girls!
[18:59] ---
Help me, Megumi-sama!
[19:03] ---
Fine, okay!
[19:05] ---
Just for Izumi-sensei, I'll lend a helping hand
as I'm totally familiar with boys!
[19:14] ---
I sent an e-mail of an illustration
with my boyfriend as reference!
[19:18] ---
Here! Here it is!
[19:25] ---
It's cute.
[19:31] ---
A dick looks like this!!
[19:32] ---
Megumi? Megumi!? Who did you say
you used as reference for this illustration?
[19:35] ---
My boyfriend!
[19:37] ---
Is your boyfriend still in kindergarten!?
[19:39] ---
H-Huh? He's 20! He's a totally handsome
college student and stuff!
[19:44] ---
There's no way a college student
would be this cute!
[19:50] ---
I cannot stand to listen to this.
[19:51] ---
Are you all truly middle school students?
[20:03] ---
This is the correct shape.
[20:09] ---
Y-You...
[20:11] ---
Wh-What?
[20:12] ---
It looks like we've determined the girl who is
most knowledgeable with the male body.
[20:18] ---
This is normal! We are in middle school,
so you see it in works of art.
[20:22] ---
Hey! So how did it turn out?
[20:25] ---
Muramasa-chan, you're lewd!
So precocious! Adult light-novel author!
[20:29] ---
Wha...
[20:31] ---
Masamune-kun, you understand, right?
[20:34] ---
Senpai, you're surprisingly mature
in that aspect.
[20:40] ---
That is not it!
[20:47] ---
Both of you, thank you for everything today.
[20:50] ---
Sagiri seemed to have lots of fun.
[20:53] ---
It's fine! We had fun, too!
[20:56] ---
Right, Muramasa?
[20:58] ---
Yes—
[21:03] ---
Well... I guess.
[21:07] ---
Sagiri, see you later!
[21:14] ---
If you don't mind, come by again sometime.
[21:17] ---
Of course!
[21:18] ---
Absolutely! I will come every day, even!
[21:21] ---
Every day would be a bit much...
[21:23] ---
Next time, Muramasa will do something
even more risque!
[21:26] ---
I-I will not!
[21:30] ---
Well then, take care on your way home.
[21:32] ---
I'll be fine, I live next door!
[21:34] ---
See you!
[21:35] ---
Yeah!
[21:46] ---
S-See you!
[21:49] ---
See you, Eromanga-sensei!
[21:53] ---
I don't know anyone by that name!
[22:01] ---
Geez!
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