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2 - Class Rep with a Normie Life, and a Fearless Fairy

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[00:02] ---
    I'm Megumi Jinno,
    Sagiri Izumi's classmate!
[00:06] ---
    Sagiri's classmate?
[00:08] ---
    Yes! I'm the class representative!
[00:18] ---
    So, are you Izumi-san's older brother?
[00:22] ---
    Y-Yeah.
[00:24] ---
    But, you're not related to her by blood, right?
[00:27] ---
    And you live all alone
    with your little sister. Is that okay?
[00:32] ---
    We do have a guardian,
    who is almost never home.
[00:37] ---
    Let's see, it was Jinno-san, right?
[00:40] ---
    Just call me Megumin!
[00:42] ---
    Then, Megumi-chan?
[00:45] ---
    That's no good!
[00:46] ---
    I want to get along with you,
    her big brother, too.
[00:51] ---
    If you can't call me Megumin, then please
    call me Megumi, without honorifics.
[00:57] ---
    W-Well then, nice to meet you, Megumi.
[01:00] ---
    Yup!
[01:01] ---
    So, what brings you here?
[01:04] ---
    What's wrong?
[01:06] ---
    This is strange.
[01:07] ---
    There can't be any boys who don't fall in love
    with me at first sight.
[01:11] ---
    Are you one of those who love boys?
[01:14] ---
    No way!
[01:15] ---
    I couldn't fall in love that fast.
[01:19] ---
    You fool.
[01:21] ---
    Every day, I wash the panties of my little sister,
    a much more beautiful girl than you.

[01:26] ---
    There's no way I'd fall for any woman
    at first sight.

[01:30] ---
    If you don't react to me,
[01:32] ---
    then your dick really is useless.
[01:36] ---
    Yeah, yeah, that's ri—
[01:37] ---
    What!?
[01:39] ---
    What... did you just...
[01:40] ---
    say "dick" or something?
[01:42] ---
    I did! Is something wrong with that?
[01:45] ---
    Dicks.
[01:46] ---
    I love them!
[01:48] ---
    L-Love!?
[01:50] ---
    Yes! Girls my age all love dicks!
[01:56] ---
    Stare...
[01:59] ---
    I-Impossible.
[02:00] ---
    - I'm sure your little sister loves dicks, too.
    - Wh-What has happened to Japan?
[02:04] ---
    That just can't be!
[02:06] ---
    That was a joke. Sheesh!
[02:09] ---
    Why the hell did you come here?
[02:12] ---
    I came here to get Sagiri Izumi-san
    to go to school!
[03:49] ---
    What are you looking at?
[03:51] ---
    Well...
[03:52] ---
    This is such a cute calendar.
[03:56] ---
    It's the calendar for a novel I like.
[03:59] ---
    Not Izumi-san, but you, Brother?
[04:01] ---
    Are you one of those otaku?
[04:03] ---
    Stab!
[04:04] ---
    W-Well, yeah.
[04:06] ---
    That's great!
[04:09] ---
    I'm also a big otaku as well.
[04:11] ---
    I've always been reading a lot of manga!
[04:15] ---
    Oh, that's unusual.
    What kind of things do you read?
[04:18] ---
    I love stuff like OnePi!
[04:21] ---
    I-I see. I love that, too.
[04:23] ---
    Right?
[04:25] ---
    Because it's a "super-popular" title
    that everyone knows about.
[04:28] ---
    By the way...
[04:30] ---
    Is Izumi-san's room on the second floor?
[04:33] ---
    Y-Yeah.
[04:39] ---
    Hold on a second.
[04:42] ---
    Sagiri.
[04:43] ---
    Your classmate's here to see you.
[04:48] ---
    She's rather angry.
[04:52] ---
    UNKNOWN NUMBER
[04:55] ---
    Yes, Izumi here. Who may this be?
[04:57] ---
    It's me.
[04:59] ---
    Sagiri!?
[05:00] ---
    Y-Yes.
[05:01] ---
    Why are you calling me
    while you're still in the house?

[05:05] ---
    It's the only way I could speak to you
    without opening the door.
[05:09] ---
    That's fine. But how did you know my number?
[05:12] ---
    A-Anyway, Big Brother,
    wh-what's the meaning of this?

[05:16] ---
    Oh, the class rep for your class
    is here at our place right now.
[05:21] ---
    Why did you let her inside our house?
[05:24] ---
    Well, maybe you would
    come out of the room because of thi—
[05:28] ---
    No way! I won't, won't, won't!
    I said I won't, so I won't come out!
[05:33] ---
    Chase her out of here!
[05:34] ---
    Maybe by phone,
    you can talk to your classmate—
[05:38] ---
    No!
[05:39] ---
    All right.
[05:40] ---
    But I can't chase her out immediately,
    so I'll just listen to what she has to say. Later.
[05:45] ---
    Oh, h-hold on.
[05:48] ---
    Is that class rep a girl?
[05:53] ---
    Sorry to make you wait.
[05:57] ---
    I'll give you orders every so often,
    so make sure she doesn't notice.

[06:01] ---
    S-Sure.
[06:02] ---
    Huh? Where's Izumi-san?
[06:04] ---
    I thought you went up to call her down?
[06:07] ---
    Yeah. I did call out to her, but...
[06:10] ---
    But?
[06:11] ---
    She just won't leave her room.
[06:13] ---
    How's that! There's nothing we can do!
[06:15] ---
    Don't say that so arrogantly.
[06:19] ---
    To think she won't leave her room....
[06:21] ---
    Brother, do you think it's okay
    to stay this way?
[06:24] ---
    Of course I don't think it's good.
[06:27] ---
    For the past year, I've been doing my best
    in my own way so she'll come out of her room.
[06:34] ---
    Then, your objective is the same as mine!
[06:37] ---
    W-Well, I guess so.
[06:39] ---
    Then, Brother, form an alliance with me!
[06:43] ---
    We'll call it the
    "Alliance to Drag Izumi-chan out of Her Room"!
[06:48] ---
    An alliance, huh...
[06:54] ---
    Please sit next to me.
[07:00] ---
    Huh? Brother, what's wrong with you?
[07:04] ---
    Your face is all red. So cute!
[07:07] ---
    Calling you "Brother"...
[07:09] ---
    What's with her? So irritating.
[07:11] ---
    Big Brother, you too.
[07:13] ---
    You're such an idiot.
[07:14] ---
    I'm sure you're being all spoony
    and stuff! You're the worst!
[07:18] ---
    I-In the first place,
    why do you want Sagiri to go to school?
[07:23] ---
    I love making new friends.
[07:26] ---
    After entering middle school,
[07:28] ---
    I immediately became friends
    with everyone in the same grade.
[07:31] ---
    E-Everyone!?
[07:33] ---
    But I realized I hadn't
    become friends with Izumi-chan yet.
[07:37] ---
    And so, I'm totally passionate about
    getting Izumi-chan to come to school.
[07:44] ---
    I really hate this type.
[07:46] ---
    A hypocrite forcing their kindness
    onto others. Go home!

[07:49] ---
    And? What are you specifically going to do?
[07:52] ---
    Brother, do you know exactly what Izumi-chan
    is doing, all cooped up in her room?
[07:58] ---
    Let's see...
[08:00] ---
    The typical case is someone plinking around
    forever on the computer.
[08:05] ---
    If so, there's a secret plan!
[08:07] ---
    Secret plan?
[08:10] ---
    Please cancel your internet.
[08:13] ---
    Now, let's call your provider right now,
    and cut off the root of all evil.
[08:19] ---
    You're not human!
    Do you think you're God or something!?
[08:23] ---
    Wh-When did this story get so big?
[08:26] ---
    All things considered, that's way too rough!
[08:29] ---
    If you have friends, you don't need
    the internet or computers and stuff, right?
[08:34] ---
    Wh-What?
[08:35] ---
    Or rather, it's kind of strange.
[08:38] ---
    If you don't have friends, isn't it meaningless
    to have just the internet on hand?
[08:42] ---
    I mean, you have no friends.
[08:44] ---
    W-Well, there's all sorts of stuff you can do
    if you have a computer.
[08:47] ---
    Isn't it a lot more fun
    to be chatting with friends at school?
[08:53] ---
    It's not fun at all!
[08:57] ---
    Brother? Are you all right?
[08:59] ---
    More like, that voice just now...
[09:02] ---
    I-It's fine. No problem.
[09:04] ---
    Stare...
[09:06] ---
    I see.
[09:08] ---
    Izumi-chan, you're listening, right?
[09:11] ---
    Big Brother, bluff your way.
[09:15] ---
    Don't ask for the impossible.
[09:18] ---
    - She found out, so...
    - Stop.
[09:22] ---
    Izumi-chan, if you end the conversation
    right now, you might regret it, you know?
[09:27] ---
    What is this wench saying?
[09:30] ---
    - Rub, rub! Rub, rub! Hehe, Brother smells nice!
    - H-Hey, what are you...
[09:40] ---
    Brother, your heart is finally racing for me.
[09:45] ---
    S-Stop th—
[09:48] ---
    Brother, have you ever...
[09:51] ---
    kissed anyone?
[09:57] ---
    This one's mine!
[10:01] ---
    Izumi-chan, nice to meet you! I'm Megumin!
[10:04] ---
    H-Hey! Give that back!
[10:08] ---
    Here you go. She hung up, though.
[10:11] ---
    Sheesh.
[10:13] ---
    I'm so sorry!
[10:14] ---
    Anyway, can I ask a few questions?
[10:18] ---
    What?
[10:19] ---
    What kind of a girl is Izumi-chan?
[10:22] ---
    What kind of a girl? Let's see...
[10:25] ---
    She's tremendously beautiful
    and cute in appearance.
[10:30] ---
    She hung up, right?
[10:32] ---
    Yes, yes. And?
[10:36] ---
    At first glance, she's expressionless,
    and quiet. But she's truly a lovely maiden.
[10:41] ---
    When you talk to her, her facial expression
    changes often, and she's really charming.
[10:45] ---
    I see.
[10:47] ---
    CALL IN PROGRESS
[10:48] ---
    What are you laughing about?
[10:50] ---
    Oh, nothing! And?
[10:53] ---
    And...
[10:55] ---
    She's a tremendously good artist!
[10:57] ---
    Oh? What kind of art?
[10:59] ---
    - She's really good at lewd art!
    - Lewd art?
[11:02] ---
    Yeah. Tremendously wonderful lewd art!
[11:06] ---
    C-Can it be that Izumi-chan
    is a perverted girl?

[11:11] ---
    Erotic!
[11:12] ---
    I mean, she's a first year in middle school,
    but quite the panties...
[11:15] ---
    ...are worn!?
[11:16] ---
    ...are drawn!
[11:18] ---
    G-Geez. I had totally thought Izumi-chan
    and Brother were in a really weird relationship.
[11:25] ---
    Stop with the impossible misunderstanding.
[11:27] ---
    Just because we live together doesn't mean
    brother and sister have a romantic relationship.
[11:33] ---
    Why are you quiet there?
[11:34] ---
    N-No, nothing.
[11:37] ---
    Then, one last question.
[11:39] ---
    How do you want your little sister to end up?
[11:43] ---
    What do you mean, how?
[11:44] ---
    Are you really serious
    about making her go to school?

[11:47] ---
    I mean, it's like you're protecting
    your little sister from me.

[11:52] ---
    - You could say that I'm not, come to think.
    - What?

[11:55] ---
    I just want Sagiri to come out of her room.
[11:58] ---
    If she stayed home,
    she'll never have any friends.
[12:03] ---
    Friends, huh...
[12:05] ---
    She does have friends, or rather,
    lots of people who think dearly of her.
[12:11] ---
    "When you speak of dreams,
    you should laugh!"
[12:13] ---
    Isn't that amazing?
[12:15] ---
    That's...
[12:16] ---
    So, even if she's not going to school,
    or even if she doesn't leave her room,
[12:21] ---
    My little sister is my pride and joy.
    I'm proud of her.
[12:25] ---
    I see.
[12:27] ---
    So that's what you think about Izumi-chan!
[12:32] ---
    Thanks for coming today.
[12:34] ---
    Oh no, I'll be coming again.
    I haven't given up yet.
[12:39] ---
    I'll come up with a plan that'll make
    Izumi-chan volunteer to go to school!
[12:43] ---
    Yeah!
[12:44] ---
    Then, my regards
    for the days to come, Brother!
[12:51] ---
    Sagiri, I heard a strange sound earlier,
    but are you okay?
[13:00] ---
    SAGIRI
    END CALL?
[13:02] ---
    I guess she won't answer.
[13:09] ---
    Izumi-chan,
    you sure are loved by your brother!

[13:20] ---
    All the project proposals you sent us
    are no good.

[13:23] ---
    They were all crap.
[13:25] ---
    Bring some new ones
    before the meeting tomorrow.
[13:28] ---
    - See you.
    - H-Hey, wait!
[13:33] ---
    Balse!
[13:35] ---
    Let's do this!
[13:40] ---
    Morning.
[13:41] ---
    Sagiri. I'll leave your meal here!
[13:45] ---
    "Replenish snacks soon"?
[13:49] ---
    Got it.
[13:50] ---
    Adachi Fourth Public High School
[13:50] ---
    - See you!
    - Bye!
[13:57] ---
    Yo! You look somewhat tired there.
[14:01] ---
    I was writing up a plot until morning.
[14:03] ---
    I'm heading to a meeting for it.
[14:05] ---
    Oh, right. I still have a bit of time,
    so I'll drop by Takasago Books.
[14:10] ---
    Please buy a lot.
[14:13] ---
    Tomoe's Recommendation Corner
[14:15] ---
    Nothing less from Tomoe.
[14:17] ---
    There's a great lineup here.
[14:19] ---
    I wonder if my books are selling.
[14:26] ---
    Silverwolf of Reincarnation
[14:27] ---
    All volumes are still in stock?
[14:39] ---
    - All right.
    - Hey!
[14:41] ---
    What are you doing?
[14:43] ---
    Well, the author is promoting his own work.
[14:46] ---
    You're interfering with my business.
[14:48] ---
    Put them back in the shelves they were in.
[14:51] ---
    At the least, as a friend, can't you put them
    in the recommendation shelf?
[14:55] ---
    Nope!
[14:57] ---
    Currently, I'm displaying Elf Yamada-sensei's
    autographed books with the cover showing.
[15:00] ---
    Then, I'll sign my books too!
[15:02] ---
    Stop it.
[15:04] ---
    I won't be able to return them if you do.
[15:06] ---
    Dammit.
[15:07] ---
    Dark Elf of Explosive Fire Vol.1
    *It's signed by Elf Yamada-sensei
[15:07] ---
    Circlet Girl Vol.1
    *Maisel-chan Love
[15:09] ---
    I'm so jealous.
[15:11] ---
    It's getting an anime version.
    But it really is an interesting series.
[15:14] ---
    Mune-kun, if you want your stuff
    lined up on my recommendation shelf,
[15:18] ---
    write some super-interesting novel
    that strikes chords in readers' hearts!
[15:23] ---
    Damn! Just you wait!
[15:25] ---
    That aside, can I get the autographed book
    by Elf Yamada-sensei?
[15:29] ---
    Thanks, as always!
[15:34] ---
    Why isn't it all right?
[15:36] ---
    I, as an Oricon #1 author, am saying so!
[15:40] ---
    So? Why do you think I'd do something
    that would benefit another company?
[15:44] ---
    Kagurazaka-san?
[15:46] ---
    You're so selfish.
[15:48] ---
    All right, I have no choice.
[15:51] ---
    As a special favor,
    I'll write my next series for your company!
[15:55] ---
    Huh? No thank you.
[15:57] ---
    What? I couldn't hear you clearly.
[16:02] ---
    I am an Oricon #1 author!
[16:04] ---
    I am the prettiest
    and best light-novel author in history!
[16:08] ---
    And I'm saying I'll wear the tainted name of
    traitor to write for this publishing company!
[16:13] ---
    Such an exceptional condition won't ever come
    again for all eternity if you miss it right now!
[16:19] ---
    Can you go home soon, please?
[16:22] ---
    Izumi-sensei, I've been waiting for you.
[16:24] ---
    Hey!
[16:25] ---
    Sheesh, you don't have to be hiding over there.
[16:28] ---
    N-No, it's not that...
[16:30] ---
    I'm talking to her right now.
    Please don't butt in!
[16:33] ---
    Um, what's the situation here?
[16:35] ---
    More like, who's this?
[16:38] ---
    This is Masamune Izumi-sensei.
[16:41] ---
    And, this is Elf Yamada-sensei.
[16:47] ---
    - E-Elf Yamada-sensei?
    - Masamune Izumi?
[16:49] ---
    Sh-She's such a young girl!
[16:52] ---
    You're one to talk.
[16:56] ---
    So there were authors this young
    other than myself.
[16:59] ---
    So, what is Elf Yamada-sensei
    doing in our editorial office?
[17:03] ---
    Why, thank you for asking!
[17:05] ---
    It's because Eromanga-sensei
    will be drawing illustrations for my next title!
[17:12] ---
    I'm head over heels in love
    with Eromanga-sensei's illustrations.
[17:15] ---
    I want that lewd paintbrush to draw
    the best, fully naked human in the world!
[17:20] ---
    Add my literary talent to that,
    and without a doubt, it's a decisive advantage!
[17:27] ---
    The "ultimate light-novel" that nobody
    has ever seen before will be complete!
[17:32] ---
    No, Eromanga-sensei is paired up with me...
[17:34] ---
    I know that.
[17:36] ---
    Instead of drawing illustrations for
    a lowly author who isn't even on the rankings,
[17:41] ---
    working together with me,
    a super-popular author, has got to be better!
[17:48] ---
    Sales numbers are justice!
[17:51] ---
    Just you wait. I'll pile my books
    on top of yours at the bookstore again.
[17:55] ---
    Stop that. My books will be tainted if you do!
[17:58] ---
    And did you just say "again"?
    You really are the scum of humanity!
[18:01] ---
    Yamada-sensei. I've said this many times,
    but the decision is up to Eromanga-sensei.
[18:06] ---
    And I've been telling you
    that Eromanga-sensei hasn't replied to me!
[18:11] ---
    I want you to do some convincing, too!
[18:13] ---
    Yeah, yeah.
[18:14] ---
    What's with that attitude!
[18:15] ---
    Do you know who I,
    an Oricon #1 author, exactly am!?
[18:19] ---
    I think your popularity is merely a fluke.
    How about that?
[18:23] ---
    What was that? Correct yourself, stupid editor!
[18:26] ---
    You will bow down before my literary talent!
[18:28] ---
    Literary talent? Yamada-sensei,
    your novels are often dissed
[18:32] ---
    in curator websites,
    claiming you write terrible sentences.
[18:36] ---
    That's wrong! I'm writing in a way
    that's easy to understand!
[18:40] ---
    Really! You don't understand anything!
    Such an incompetent editor!
[18:44] ---
    Look here, remember this.
[18:47] ---
    All light-novel authors
    other than me are outdated scum.
[18:51] ---
    And nowadays, my sentences,
    that are easy to read and understand,
[18:55] ---
    is paving the new path
    for the world of light-novels!
[18:59] ---
    In other words,
    I am the savior of the light-novel world.
[19:03] ---
    No! I am light-novel itself!
[19:08] ---
    - Yeah, yeah. See you later, Light-novel-chan.
    - H-Hey, what...
[19:12] ---
    If you don't go home soon, I'll file
    a complaint to the editor in charge of you.
[19:17] ---
    What, th-that's unfair!
[19:18] ---
    Okay. 10, 9, 8, 7...
[19:20] ---
    I-I'll go home for today! But, just you wait!
[19:24] ---
    I'm going to go tattle
    to all my cute servants on Twitter!
[19:33] ---
    Now, Izumi-sensei.
    This is turning into a bad situation.
[19:38] ---
    Wh-What is?
[19:40] ---
    You don't get it?
[19:43] ---
    What that troublesome author was saying
    had a pretty good point.
[19:49] ---
    I know that.
[19:51] ---
    Instead of a no-name like me,
    a popular author like Elf Yamada is better....

[19:57] ---
    Dammit!
[19:58] ---
    So? What will you do?
[20:01] ---
    That's already been decided.
[20:02] ---
    Ugh, oh my god!
[20:04] ---
    Why isn't this elevator coming!
[20:10] ---
    Sagiri! I'll do my best!
[20:13] ---
    I'll definitely write a novel
    that's more interesting than hers!
[20:16] ---
    So don't abandon me!
[20:24] ---
    Why are you being rowdy?
[20:26] ---
    Abandon and all that...
    What's that about? Did you have a nightmare?
[20:32] ---
    N-No, i-it's nothing. Forget it.
[20:37] ---
    Anyway, what's up with you?
[20:39] ---
    What do you mean?
[20:41] ---
    I mean, you opened the door...
[20:45] ---
    Well... Um, uh... Umm....
[20:52] ---
    I-I don't know.
[20:54] ---
    Hey, that's the important part!
[20:58] ---
    Big Brother... Um...
    Did you hear anything from that girl?
[21:05] ---
    That girl? You mean Megumi?
    What do you mean by anything?
[21:10] ---
    N-Nothing.
[21:12] ---
    A-Anyway, did you buy the snacks
    that I asked for?
[21:16] ---
    Yeah, I bought you some.
[21:20] ---
    Konbu and Rakugan.
[21:23] ---
    Wh-What's wrong?
[21:25] ---
    This is a good time, so I want to tell you.
[21:27] ---
    Big Brother, the snacks you buy
[21:29] ---
    are like offerings for Buddhist altars,
    and not all that tasty.
[21:33] ---
    Don't buy snacks of this kind anymore.
[21:36] ---
    I-I'm sorry.
[21:41] ---
    That, and...
[21:43] ---
    From now on, I'll wash my own underwear.
[21:48] ---
    So please don't touch them ever again.
[21:55] ---
    Th-This can't...
    What in the world has happened?
[23:29] ---
    Next Episode:
    Buck Naked Mansion and the Fallen Master