2 - Class Rep with a Normie Life, and a Fearless Fairy
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[00:02] ---
I'm Megumi Jinno,
Sagiri Izumi's classmate!
[00:06] ---
Sagiri's classmate?
[00:08] ---
Yes! I'm the class representative!
[00:18] ---
So, are you Izumi-san's older brother?
[00:22] ---
Y-Yeah.
[00:24] ---
But, you're not related to her by blood, right?
[00:27] ---
And you live all alone
with your little sister. Is that okay?
[00:32] ---
We do have a guardian,
who is almost never home.
[00:37] ---
Let's see, it was Jinno-san, right?
[00:40] ---
Just call me Megumin!
[00:42] ---
Then, Megumi-chan?
[00:45] ---
That's no good!
[00:46] ---
I want to get along with you,
her big brother, too.
[00:51] ---
If you can't call me Megumin, then please
call me Megumi, without honorifics.
[00:57] ---
W-Well then, nice to meet you, Megumi.
[01:00] ---
Yup!
[01:01] ---
So, what brings you here?
[01:04] ---
What's wrong?
[01:06] ---
This is strange.
[01:07] ---
There can't be any boys who don't fall in love
with me at first sight.
[01:11] ---
Are you one of those who love boys?
[01:14] ---
No way!
[01:15] ---
I couldn't fall in love that fast.
[01:19] ---
You fool.
[01:21] ---
Every day, I wash the panties of my little sister,
a much more beautiful girl than you.
[01:26] ---
There's no way I'd fall for any woman
at first sight.
[01:30] ---
If you don't react to me,
[01:32] ---
then your dick really is useless.
[01:36] ---
Yeah, yeah, that's ri—
[01:37] ---
What!?
[01:39] ---
What... did you just...
[01:40] ---
say "dick" or something?
[01:42] ---
I did! Is something wrong with that?
[01:45] ---
Dicks.
[01:46] ---
I love them!
[01:48] ---
L-Love!?
[01:50] ---
Yes! Girls my age all love dicks!
[01:56] ---
Stare...
[01:59] ---
I-Impossible.
[02:00] ---
- I'm sure your little sister loves dicks, too.
- Wh-What has happened to Japan?
[02:04] ---
That just can't be!
[02:06] ---
That was a joke. Sheesh!
[02:09] ---
Why the hell did you come here?
[02:12] ---
I came here to get Sagiri Izumi-san
to go to school!
[03:49] ---
What are you looking at?
[03:51] ---
Well...
[03:52] ---
This is such a cute calendar.
[03:56] ---
It's the calendar for a novel I like.
[03:59] ---
Not Izumi-san, but you, Brother?
[04:01] ---
Are you one of those otaku?
[04:03] ---
Stab!
[04:04] ---
W-Well, yeah.
[04:06] ---
That's great!
[04:09] ---
I'm also a big otaku as well.
[04:11] ---
I've always been reading a lot of manga!
[04:15] ---
Oh, that's unusual.
What kind of things do you read?
[04:18] ---
I love stuff like OnePi!
[04:21] ---
I-I see. I love that, too.
[04:23] ---
Right?
[04:25] ---
Because it's a "super-popular" title
that everyone knows about.
[04:28] ---
By the way...
[04:30] ---
Is Izumi-san's room on the second floor?
[04:33] ---
Y-Yeah.
[04:39] ---
Hold on a second.
[04:42] ---
Sagiri.
[04:43] ---
Your classmate's here to see you.
[04:48] ---
She's rather angry.
[04:52] ---
UNKNOWN NUMBER
[04:55] ---
Yes, Izumi here. Who may this be?
[04:57] ---
It's me.
[04:59] ---
Sagiri!?
[05:00] ---
Y-Yes.
[05:01] ---
Why are you calling me
while you're still in the house?
[05:05] ---
It's the only way I could speak to you
without opening the door.
[05:09] ---
That's fine. But how did you know my number?
[05:12] ---
A-Anyway, Big Brother,
wh-what's the meaning of this?
[05:16] ---
Oh, the class rep for your class
is here at our place right now.
[05:21] ---
Why did you let her inside our house?
[05:24] ---
Well, maybe you would
come out of the room because of thi—
[05:28] ---
No way! I won't, won't, won't!
I said I won't, so I won't come out!
[05:33] ---
Chase her out of here!
[05:34] ---
Maybe by phone,
you can talk to your classmate—
[05:38] ---
No!
[05:39] ---
All right.
[05:40] ---
But I can't chase her out immediately,
so I'll just listen to what she has to say. Later.
[05:45] ---
Oh, h-hold on.
[05:48] ---
Is that class rep a girl?
[05:53] ---
Sorry to make you wait.
[05:57] ---
I'll give you orders every so often,
so make sure she doesn't notice.
[06:01] ---
S-Sure.
[06:02] ---
Huh? Where's Izumi-san?
[06:04] ---
I thought you went up to call her down?
[06:07] ---
Yeah. I did call out to her, but...
[06:10] ---
But?
[06:11] ---
She just won't leave her room.
[06:13] ---
How's that! There's nothing we can do!
[06:15] ---
Don't say that so arrogantly.
[06:19] ---
To think she won't leave her room....
[06:21] ---
Brother, do you think it's okay
to stay this way?
[06:24] ---
Of course I don't think it's good.
[06:27] ---
For the past year, I've been doing my best
in my own way so she'll come out of her room.
[06:34] ---
Then, your objective is the same as mine!
[06:37] ---
W-Well, I guess so.
[06:39] ---
Then, Brother, form an alliance with me!
[06:43] ---
We'll call it the
"Alliance to Drag Izumi-chan out of Her Room"!
[06:48] ---
An alliance, huh...
[06:54] ---
Please sit next to me.
[07:00] ---
Huh? Brother, what's wrong with you?
[07:04] ---
Your face is all red. So cute!
[07:07] ---
Calling you "Brother"...
[07:09] ---
What's with her? So irritating.
[07:11] ---
Big Brother, you too.
[07:13] ---
You're such an idiot.
[07:14] ---
I'm sure you're being all spoony
and stuff! You're the worst!
[07:18] ---
I-In the first place,
why do you want Sagiri to go to school?
[07:23] ---
I love making new friends.
[07:26] ---
After entering middle school,
[07:28] ---
I immediately became friends
with everyone in the same grade.
[07:31] ---
E-Everyone!?
[07:33] ---
But I realized I hadn't
become friends with Izumi-chan yet.
[07:37] ---
And so, I'm totally passionate about
getting Izumi-chan to come to school.
[07:44] ---
I really hate this type.
[07:46] ---
A hypocrite forcing their kindness
onto others. Go home!
[07:49] ---
And? What are you specifically going to do?
[07:52] ---
Brother, do you know exactly what Izumi-chan
is doing, all cooped up in her room?
[07:58] ---
Let's see...
[08:00] ---
The typical case is someone plinking around
forever on the computer.
[08:05] ---
If so, there's a secret plan!
[08:07] ---
Secret plan?
[08:10] ---
Please cancel your internet.
[08:13] ---
Now, let's call your provider right now,
and cut off the root of all evil.
[08:19] ---
You're not human!
Do you think you're God or something!?
[08:23] ---
Wh-When did this story get so big?
[08:26] ---
All things considered, that's way too rough!
[08:29] ---
If you have friends, you don't need
the internet or computers and stuff, right?
[08:34] ---
Wh-What?
[08:35] ---
Or rather, it's kind of strange.
[08:38] ---
If you don't have friends, isn't it meaningless
to have just the internet on hand?
[08:42] ---
I mean, you have no friends.
[08:44] ---
W-Well, there's all sorts of stuff you can do
if you have a computer.
[08:47] ---
Isn't it a lot more fun
to be chatting with friends at school?
[08:53] ---
It's not fun at all!
[08:57] ---
Brother? Are you all right?
[08:59] ---
More like, that voice just now...
[09:02] ---
I-It's fine. No problem.
[09:04] ---
Stare...
[09:06] ---
I see.
[09:08] ---
Izumi-chan, you're listening, right?
[09:11] ---
Big Brother, bluff your way.
[09:15] ---
Don't ask for the impossible.
[09:18] ---
- She found out, so...
- Stop.
[09:22] ---
Izumi-chan, if you end the conversation
right now, you might regret it, you know?
[09:27] ---
What is this wench saying?
[09:30] ---
- Rub, rub! Rub, rub! Hehe, Brother smells nice!
- H-Hey, what are you...
[09:40] ---
Brother, your heart is finally racing for me.
[09:45] ---
S-Stop th—
[09:48] ---
Brother, have you ever...
[09:51] ---
kissed anyone?
[09:57] ---
This one's mine!
[10:01] ---
Izumi-chan, nice to meet you! I'm Megumin!
[10:04] ---
H-Hey! Give that back!
[10:08] ---
Here you go. She hung up, though.
[10:11] ---
Sheesh.
[10:13] ---
I'm so sorry!
[10:14] ---
Anyway, can I ask a few questions?
[10:18] ---
What?
[10:19] ---
What kind of a girl is Izumi-chan?
[10:22] ---
What kind of a girl? Let's see...
[10:25] ---
She's tremendously beautiful
and cute in appearance.
[10:30] ---
She hung up, right?
[10:32] ---
Yes, yes. And?
[10:36] ---
At first glance, she's expressionless,
and quiet. But she's truly a lovely maiden.
[10:41] ---
When you talk to her, her facial expression
changes often, and she's really charming.
[10:45] ---
I see.
[10:47] ---
CALL IN PROGRESS
[10:48] ---
What are you laughing about?
[10:50] ---
Oh, nothing! And?
[10:53] ---
And...
[10:55] ---
She's a tremendously good artist!
[10:57] ---
Oh? What kind of art?
[10:59] ---
- She's really good at lewd art!
- Lewd art?
[11:02] ---
Yeah. Tremendously wonderful lewd art!
[11:06] ---
C-Can it be that Izumi-chan
is a perverted girl?
[11:11] ---
Erotic!
[11:12] ---
I mean, she's a first year in middle school,
but quite the panties...
[11:15] ---
...are worn!?
[11:16] ---
...are drawn!
[11:18] ---
G-Geez. I had totally thought Izumi-chan
and Brother were in a really weird relationship.
[11:25] ---
Stop with the impossible misunderstanding.
[11:27] ---
Just because we live together doesn't mean
brother and sister have a romantic relationship.
[11:33] ---
Why are you quiet there?
[11:34] ---
N-No, nothing.
[11:37] ---
Then, one last question.
[11:39] ---
How do you want your little sister to end up?
[11:43] ---
What do you mean, how?
[11:44] ---
Are you really serious
about making her go to school?
[11:47] ---
I mean, it's like you're protecting
your little sister from me.
[11:52] ---
- You could say that I'm not, come to think.
- What?
[11:55] ---
I just want Sagiri to come out of her room.
[11:58] ---
If she stayed home,
she'll never have any friends.
[12:03] ---
Friends, huh...
[12:05] ---
She does have friends, or rather,
lots of people who think dearly of her.
[12:11] ---
"When you speak of dreams,
you should laugh!"
[12:13] ---
Isn't that amazing?
[12:15] ---
That's...
[12:16] ---
So, even if she's not going to school,
or even if she doesn't leave her room,
[12:21] ---
My little sister is my pride and joy.
I'm proud of her.
[12:25] ---
I see.
[12:27] ---
So that's what you think about Izumi-chan!
[12:32] ---
Thanks for coming today.
[12:34] ---
Oh no, I'll be coming again.
I haven't given up yet.
[12:39] ---
I'll come up with a plan that'll make
Izumi-chan volunteer to go to school!
[12:43] ---
Yeah!
[12:44] ---
Then, my regards
for the days to come, Brother!
[12:51] ---
Sagiri, I heard a strange sound earlier,
but are you okay?
[13:00] ---
SAGIRI
END CALL?
[13:02] ---
I guess she won't answer.
[13:09] ---
Izumi-chan,
you sure are loved by your brother!
[13:20] ---
All the project proposals you sent us
are no good.
[13:23] ---
They were all crap.
[13:25] ---
Bring some new ones
before the meeting tomorrow.
[13:28] ---
- See you.
- H-Hey, wait!
[13:33] ---
Balse!
[13:35] ---
Let's do this!
[13:40] ---
Morning.
[13:41] ---
Sagiri. I'll leave your meal here!
[13:45] ---
"Replenish snacks soon"?
[13:49] ---
Got it.
[13:50] ---
Adachi Fourth Public High School
[13:50] ---
- See you!
- Bye!
[13:57] ---
Yo! You look somewhat tired there.
[14:01] ---
I was writing up a plot until morning.
[14:03] ---
I'm heading to a meeting for it.
[14:05] ---
Oh, right. I still have a bit of time,
so I'll drop by Takasago Books.
[14:10] ---
Please buy a lot.
[14:13] ---
Tomoe's Recommendation Corner
[14:15] ---
Nothing less from Tomoe.
[14:17] ---
There's a great lineup here.
[14:19] ---
I wonder if my books are selling.
[14:26] ---
Silverwolf of Reincarnation
[14:27] ---
All volumes are still in stock?
[14:39] ---
- All right.
- Hey!
[14:41] ---
What are you doing?
[14:43] ---
Well, the author is promoting his own work.
[14:46] ---
You're interfering with my business.
[14:48] ---
Put them back in the shelves they were in.
[14:51] ---
At the least, as a friend, can't you put them
in the recommendation shelf?
[14:55] ---
Nope!
[14:57] ---
Currently, I'm displaying Elf Yamada-sensei's
autographed books with the cover showing.
[15:00] ---
Then, I'll sign my books too!
[15:02] ---
Stop it.
[15:04] ---
I won't be able to return them if you do.
[15:06] ---
Dammit.
[15:07] ---
Dark Elf of Explosive Fire Vol.1
*It's signed by Elf Yamada-sensei
[15:07] ---
Circlet Girl Vol.1
*Maisel-chan Love
[15:09] ---
I'm so jealous.
[15:11] ---
It's getting an anime version.
But it really is an interesting series.
[15:14] ---
Mune-kun, if you want your stuff
lined up on my recommendation shelf,
[15:18] ---
write some super-interesting novel
that strikes chords in readers' hearts!
[15:23] ---
Damn! Just you wait!
[15:25] ---
That aside, can I get the autographed book
by Elf Yamada-sensei?
[15:29] ---
Thanks, as always!
[15:34] ---
Why isn't it all right?
[15:36] ---
I, as an Oricon #1 author, am saying so!
[15:40] ---
So? Why do you think I'd do something
that would benefit another company?
[15:44] ---
Kagurazaka-san?
[15:46] ---
You're so selfish.
[15:48] ---
All right, I have no choice.
[15:51] ---
As a special favor,
I'll write my next series for your company!
[15:55] ---
Huh? No thank you.
[15:57] ---
What? I couldn't hear you clearly.
[16:02] ---
I am an Oricon #1 author!
[16:04] ---
I am the prettiest
and best light-novel author in history!
[16:08] ---
And I'm saying I'll wear the tainted name of
traitor to write for this publishing company!
[16:13] ---
Such an exceptional condition won't ever come
again for all eternity if you miss it right now!
[16:19] ---
Can you go home soon, please?
[16:22] ---
Izumi-sensei, I've been waiting for you.
[16:24] ---
Hey!
[16:25] ---
Sheesh, you don't have to be hiding over there.
[16:28] ---
N-No, it's not that...
[16:30] ---
I'm talking to her right now.
Please don't butt in!
[16:33] ---
Um, what's the situation here?
[16:35] ---
More like, who's this?
[16:38] ---
This is Masamune Izumi-sensei.
[16:41] ---
And, this is Elf Yamada-sensei.
[16:47] ---
- E-Elf Yamada-sensei?
- Masamune Izumi?
[16:49] ---
Sh-She's such a young girl!
[16:52] ---
You're one to talk.
[16:56] ---
So there were authors this young
other than myself.
[16:59] ---
So, what is Elf Yamada-sensei
doing in our editorial office?
[17:03] ---
Why, thank you for asking!
[17:05] ---
It's because Eromanga-sensei
will be drawing illustrations for my next title!
[17:12] ---
I'm head over heels in love
with Eromanga-sensei's illustrations.
[17:15] ---
I want that lewd paintbrush to draw
the best, fully naked human in the world!
[17:20] ---
Add my literary talent to that,
and without a doubt, it's a decisive advantage!
[17:27] ---
The "ultimate light-novel" that nobody
has ever seen before will be complete!
[17:32] ---
No, Eromanga-sensei is paired up with me...
[17:34] ---
I know that.
[17:36] ---
Instead of drawing illustrations for
a lowly author who isn't even on the rankings,
[17:41] ---
working together with me,
a super-popular author, has got to be better!
[17:48] ---
Sales numbers are justice!
[17:51] ---
Just you wait. I'll pile my books
on top of yours at the bookstore again.
[17:55] ---
Stop that. My books will be tainted if you do!
[17:58] ---
And did you just say "again"?
You really are the scum of humanity!
[18:01] ---
Yamada-sensei. I've said this many times,
but the decision is up to Eromanga-sensei.
[18:06] ---
And I've been telling you
that Eromanga-sensei hasn't replied to me!
[18:11] ---
I want you to do some convincing, too!
[18:13] ---
Yeah, yeah.
[18:14] ---
What's with that attitude!
[18:15] ---
Do you know who I,
an Oricon #1 author, exactly am!?
[18:19] ---
I think your popularity is merely a fluke.
How about that?
[18:23] ---
What was that? Correct yourself, stupid editor!
[18:26] ---
You will bow down before my literary talent!
[18:28] ---
Literary talent? Yamada-sensei,
your novels are often dissed
[18:32] ---
in curator websites,
claiming you write terrible sentences.
[18:36] ---
That's wrong! I'm writing in a way
that's easy to understand!
[18:40] ---
Really! You don't understand anything!
Such an incompetent editor!
[18:44] ---
Look here, remember this.
[18:47] ---
All light-novel authors
other than me are outdated scum.
[18:51] ---
And nowadays, my sentences,
that are easy to read and understand,
[18:55] ---
is paving the new path
for the world of light-novels!
[18:59] ---
In other words,
I am the savior of the light-novel world.
[19:03] ---
No! I am light-novel itself!
[19:08] ---
- Yeah, yeah. See you later, Light-novel-chan.
- H-Hey, what...
[19:12] ---
If you don't go home soon, I'll file
a complaint to the editor in charge of you.
[19:17] ---
What, th-that's unfair!
[19:18] ---
Okay. 10, 9, 8, 7...
[19:20] ---
I-I'll go home for today! But, just you wait!
[19:24] ---
I'm going to go tattle
to all my cute servants on Twitter!
[19:33] ---
Now, Izumi-sensei.
This is turning into a bad situation.
[19:38] ---
Wh-What is?
[19:40] ---
You don't get it?
[19:43] ---
What that troublesome author was saying
had a pretty good point.
[19:49] ---
I know that.
[19:51] ---
Instead of a no-name like me,
a popular author like Elf Yamada is better....
[19:57] ---
Dammit!
[19:58] ---
So? What will you do?
[20:01] ---
That's already been decided.
[20:02] ---
Ugh, oh my god!
[20:04] ---
Why isn't this elevator coming!
[20:10] ---
Sagiri! I'll do my best!
[20:13] ---
I'll definitely write a novel
that's more interesting than hers!
[20:16] ---
So don't abandon me!
[20:24] ---
Why are you being rowdy?
[20:26] ---
Abandon and all that...
What's that about? Did you have a nightmare?
[20:32] ---
N-No, i-it's nothing. Forget it.
[20:37] ---
Anyway, what's up with you?
[20:39] ---
What do you mean?
[20:41] ---
I mean, you opened the door...
[20:45] ---
Well... Um, uh... Umm....
[20:52] ---
I-I don't know.
[20:54] ---
Hey, that's the important part!
[20:58] ---
Big Brother... Um...
Did you hear anything from that girl?
[21:05] ---
That girl? You mean Megumi?
What do you mean by anything?
[21:10] ---
N-Nothing.
[21:12] ---
A-Anyway, did you buy the snacks
that I asked for?
[21:16] ---
Yeah, I bought you some.
[21:20] ---
Konbu and Rakugan.
[21:23] ---
Wh-What's wrong?
[21:25] ---
This is a good time, so I want to tell you.
[21:27] ---
Big Brother, the snacks you buy
[21:29] ---
are like offerings for Buddhist altars,
and not all that tasty.
[21:33] ---
Don't buy snacks of this kind anymore.
[21:36] ---
I-I'm sorry.
[21:41] ---
That, and...
[21:43] ---
From now on, I'll wash my own underwear.
[21:48] ---
So please don't touch them ever again.
[21:55] ---
Th-This can't...
What in the world has happened?
[23:29] ---
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