4 - Eromanga Sensei
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[00:02] ---
You cooked all this yourself?
[00:05] ---
Yes, everything. Starting from the preparation.
[00:08] ---
Now, eat up!
[00:09] ---
I thought you were going
to show me how you work.
[00:12] ---
Right. As you can see,
I'm in the middle of working!
[00:16] ---
You're a novel author, right?
[00:18] ---
Just shut up and eat!
[00:23] ---
I named that "Spring Pixie's Full Nudity Soup"!
[00:26] ---
H-How is it?
[00:29] ---
It's amazingly tasty!
[02:08] ---
Thank you for that meal. It was tasty.
[02:11] ---
I'm a professional author,
so of course it would be.
[02:14] ---
The feeling of wanting to cook a meal
from scratch for someone who's on your mind.
[02:18] ---
Thanks to you, I understand how
the heroine thinks when she cooks for others.
[02:23] ---
I see.
[02:24] ---
I write novels as a hobby.
[02:27] ---
But hobbies you don't seriously play
are all boring, right?
[02:31] ---
Because it's a hobby, I put all my might into it!
[02:38] ---
I think I like cooking even more thanks to you.
[02:44] ---
All right!
[02:49] ---
Sagiri, this is from the neighbor, for you.
[02:53] ---
The neighbor's home-cooked meal
is really delicious.
[03:02] ---
Um...
[03:04] ---
Liar.
[03:05] ---
Me!?
[03:09] ---
This!
[03:09] ---
The neighbor?
We don't get along at all.
[03:10] ---
Is that me?
[03:12] ---
Here!
[03:15] ---
So erotic!
[03:17] ---
No! Don't you have something else to say?
[03:22] ---
Why do you only draw girls with small boobs?
[03:26] ---
Th-That's because...
[03:28] ---
Even if I give a request to make
the heroine's boobs bigger, you ignore it.
[03:33] ---
Um...
[03:34] ---
I'm...
[03:36] ---
I'm picky about the types of lewd art to draw.
[03:39] ---
I don't want to draw anything
I haven't seen in real life!
[03:41] ---
I-In real life...
[03:44] ---
The illustration from the other day was...
[03:44] ---
"When you speak of dreams, you should laugh!"
[03:54] ---
Like this?
[03:57] ---
How outrageous!
[04:00] ---
Idiot! Lewd! Pervert!
[04:02] ---
You definitely just imagined me
doing really lewd things!
[04:06] ---
I bought those string panties
so I can draw that lewd illustration.
[04:10] ---
You're thinking I'm lewd!
[04:12] ---
I don't think that!
[04:13] ---
Not to that extent.
[04:14] ---
Lies!
[04:15] ---
Sagiri, listen to me!
[04:18] ---
A big brother doesn't think of lewd things
with his little sister!
[04:23] ---
No matter how erotic you are,
it won't turn me on.
[04:27] ---
And moreover, I'd never make fun of you!
[04:30] ---
That's what a big brother is.
[04:37] ---
So stupid.
[04:39] ---
I don't care about or trust any big brothers
who are lewd liars.
[04:46] ---
Hey, can that be...
[04:49] ---
Is that our neighbor, Yamada-san?
[04:53] ---
"The neighbor? We don't get along at all."
[04:57] ---
"Yee-haw."
[05:01] ---
"The neighbor's home-cooked meal
is really delicious."
[05:05] ---
Liar.
[05:06] ---
So that's what this is about.
[05:09] ---
It's true that I head over
to the neighbor's a lot lately.
[05:12] ---
But there's a reason for it.
[05:13] ---
What reason?
[05:14] ---
That's...
[05:17] ---
...something I can't say for now.
[05:21] ---
Liar.
[05:22] ---
Always, all the time, everything is a lie.
[05:26] ---
Big Brother...
[05:28] ---
Big Brother, I hate you.
[05:30] ---
I don't want to see your face.
[05:33] ---
Then, I'll prove that I'm not a liar.
[05:36] ---
For the past year, I've been thinking
[05:38] ---
about how I can get you
to recognize me as your big brother.
[05:42] ---
I finally get it now.
[05:43] ---
Sagiri, I...
[05:46] ---
I'll make my little sister my heroine!
[05:50] ---
I'll write a light-novel
that's about my little sister!
[05:53] ---
I'll write about my favorite thing in the world,
and create the ultimate light-novel!
[05:59] ---
I'm not happy about that one bit!
Not happy at all!
[06:01] ---
I'm not going to open up my heart
with anything like that! It's just gross!
[06:05] ---
I hate big brothers who are liars!
I don't trust you!
[06:09] ---
Hurry up and get out!
[06:19] ---
Let's do our best together next time, too!
[06:24] ---
Liar.
[06:29] ---
I'll do it.
[06:31] ---
With my max-fire motivation, I'll do what I can.
[06:46] ---
Several days passed. Before I knew it,
roughly two weeks were already gone.
[06:50] ---
I haven't seen Sagiri's face ever since.
[06:56] ---
Sensei, please do something about
the proposal for your new title by this week.
[07:00] ---
I'm sorry, but I'd like a little bit more time.
[07:05] ---
All right. Then take your time to think it out.
[07:09] ---
It's really scary to turn down work.
[07:11] ---
If I don't publish a new title,
my position disappears all too quickly.
[07:16] ---
Even the fans forget about me.
[07:19] ---
Two years ago, I wrote and wrote,
yet not one book was published.
[07:22] ---
I was losing heart,
and I'm about to be back in that state.
[07:26] ---
I'm fighting such fears, but still, I...
[07:38] ---
I wrote something interesting.
I have a good feeling about this.
[07:44] ---
It's open?
[07:45] ---
Elf Yamada-sensei? Are you here?
[07:49] ---
I hope you don't mind my intrusion.
[07:54] ---
Elf...
[08:02] ---
This is...
[08:04] ---
Oh, you were here?
[08:07] ---
Right. Today was the promised day.
[08:10] ---
Wait for me in the living room.
[08:12] ---
Got it.
[08:17] ---
Such a serious look on her face...
I've never seen it before.
[08:21] ---
Sorry to make you wait!
[08:24] ---
This is my new novel!
[08:25] ---
"Chronicles of
Wandering Cat Girls"
[08:27] ---
You said yesterday
that you haven't written one word of it yet!
[08:31] ---
With my ability "Summon Darkness",
[08:33] ---
I summoned a completed manuscript
from the demon realm!
[08:37] ---
I-Impossible! Such an ability!?
[08:40] ---
You thought I'd be surprised? You were
desperately writing that until moments ago!
[08:44] ---
I totally wasn't writing.
I totally summoned this from the demon realm!
[08:48] ---
If you think I'm lying,
you can check my laptop.
[08:52] ---
You erased it just for a stupid little trick?
[08:55] ---
E-Elf Yamada's new title...
[08:57] ---
B-But I'm Elf Yamada...
[09:01] ---
Besides, see?
[09:02] ---
The manuscript is right here.
[09:05] ---
Time for the showdown, Masamune Izumi.
[09:07] ---
I'll see through your little piece
with my God Eye!
[09:10] ---
Bring it on, Elf Yamada.
[09:12] ---
That novel you summoned
from the demon realm with all your might...
[09:15] ---
I'll have a read of it!
[09:23] ---
Interesting. It's tremendously interesting!
[09:26] ---
The hand keeps flipping the pages.
And my heart keeps wanting more!
[09:29] ---
Is this the true skills of an author whose works
get turned into anime?
[09:32] ---
On top of that, all the heroines
have small breasts.
[09:35] ---
There are so many poses that Eromanga Sensei
would love to draw.
[09:37] ---
And it's full of situations and outfits
that she might like!
[09:41] ---
And then...
[09:43] ---
It's super erotic.
[09:44] ---
It's tuned to be ultra-specialized.
[09:47] ---
This is a light-novel made for Eromanga Sensei!
[09:50] ---
You know, this...
[09:55] ---
Is this manuscript for real?
[10:05] ---
Well, Masamune?
[10:06] ---
This is very important. Answer me.
[10:09] ---
O-Of course, I'm dead serious.
[10:11] ---
I see!
[10:21] ---
What the hell is going on?
[10:22] ---
I can't...
[10:26] ---
I can't win against this.
[10:29] ---
So unfair!
[10:31] ---
Was my manuscript that interestin—
[10:33] ---
No! That's not what I'm talking about!
[10:36] ---
How dare you make me
read something like this?
[10:39] ---
Such... Such...
[10:42] ---
Was it that boring?
[10:45] ---
The one I wrote will sell ten billion times more!
[10:49] ---
But this...
[10:51] ---
I can't compete against this!
[10:54] ---
H-Hey!
[10:55] ---
What's up with you?
[10:57] ---
This manuscript wasn't written
to amuse a lot of readers.
[11:02] ---
You put your soul into this,
and wrote this just for one person!
[11:09] ---
Reading this crap of a manuscript
that is definitely not sellable,
[11:13] ---
the only ones who would get emotional
in this whole world would be myself, and
[11:16] ---
your little sister, Eromanga Sensei!
[11:19] ---
H-How'd you find out?
[11:22] ---
It's pretty obvious after reading this.
[11:24] ---
Seriously?
[11:27] ---
It's like you plainly wrote here
that your little sister is Eromanga Sensei.
[11:31] ---
I was planning on having
my little sister read this novel.
[11:37] ---
Why don't you do that?
[11:39] ---
I think your thoughtfulness
will get across to her.
[11:42] ---
This super-duper-ultra-passionate
300 page love letter.
[11:51] ---
I was wondering what kind
of an exhibitionist you were.
[11:54] ---
But to think you weren't conscious of it.
[11:55] ---
Untitled
Masamune Izumi
[11:57] ---
I lost. I totally lost this one.
[12:00] ---
Wait, what are you doing!?
[12:04] ---
Why are you crying?
[12:06] ---
Such a lewd, amusing masterpiece...
Lost forever...
[12:10] ---
Well, thank you.
[12:12] ---
If it won't have those illustrations,
then there's no point in leaving it around.
[12:18] ---
Listen, I've lost,
but that doesn't mean you've won.
[12:22] ---
How are those different?
[12:24] ---
That's why you're so dense.
[12:28] ---
I'll win next time!
[12:31] ---
So, what are you going to do with that?
[12:34] ---
You won't say, "Nah, I'm not gonna
show this to my little sister," are you?
[12:39] ---
I'll do it! I was planning on it anyway.
[12:44] ---
What are you planning to do?
[12:46] ---
Are you serious? If you fall, you'll get hurt!
[12:51] ---
Eromanga-sensei!
[12:57] ---
Sagiri! I'm coming for you right now!
[12:59] ---
Big Brother?
[13:24] ---
Well, this is, um, well...
[13:28] ---
Sagiri! I completed the manuscript
for my new piece! I want you to read it!
[13:37] ---
Well, I'm sorry.
[13:39] ---
It's okay now. But, it's not okay.
[13:41] ---
Why did you do something so dangerous?
[13:44] ---
Because you never opened
the door for me since that time.
[13:48] ---
Here.
[13:49] ---
What?
[13:50] ---
The reason I didn't open my door for a while.
[13:55] ---
This is...
[13:57] ---
Battle scenes. Have I gotten better
at drawing them?
[13:59] ---
It's almost like someone else drew them!
[14:02] ---
I see.
[14:03] ---
I watched videos of martial arts matches,
and read up on many references for weapons.
[14:08] ---
So that's why it's so...
[14:10] ---
But I don't like stories
with people getting hurt or dying.
[14:17] ---
That's from—
[14:19] ---
No, I've always been like that from before.
Don't get me wrong.
[14:23] ---
It's sad when the character you like
is no longer in the story.
[14:25] ---
That's why I've always resisted drawing that.
[14:29] ---
But, seeing face-to-face for the first time,
and talking about creating titles...
[14:34] ---
I felt it wasn't right
for me to just be good at drawing what I like.
[14:38] ---
Because I said you sucked...
[14:41] ---
I was really disappointed,
so I felt that I should fight as well.
[14:46] ---
Fight, as in, against me?
[14:48] ---
No. Look at this, too.
[14:52] ---
When I color it, it looks like this.
[14:55] ---
This is a version with a different hair style.
[14:57] ---
How is it?
[14:58] ---
You learned how to draw
characters with big boobs?
[15:01] ---
I got it to a level where I can barely get by.
[15:04] ---
She looks like this when stripped.
[15:07] ---
What do you think?
[15:09] ---
I think it's really erotic and very good.
[15:13] ---
I see. So for the past couple weeks,
you were practicing this.
[15:17] ---
Izumi-sensei.
[15:19] ---
Do you understand now?
[15:20] ---
It's impossible to drop me
from working on your new title.
[15:25] ---
What do you mean? Who said that?
[15:28] ---
I mean, you were hiding something from me.
[15:30] ---
You were secretly meeting
with our neighbor, Yamada-san.
[15:33] ---
You seemed to have fun.
[15:35] ---
You'd never meet anyone like that
outside of your job.
[15:40] ---
Since you started seeing her,
you seemed really motivated.
[15:45] ---
I thought, she must be your new illustrator.
[15:50] ---
So I cooped myself up
in my room and practiced.
[15:53] ---
Sagiri...
[15:54] ---
Izumi-sensei said his little sister
was going to be his heroine.
[15:58] ---
He said he was going to create
the ultimate light-novel.
[16:00] ---
I was actually happy about that,
[16:02] ---
and that's when I thought I had to draw
the illustrations for it, no matter what.
[16:08] ---
I'm never, ever going to lose!
[16:10] ---
I won't hand over Izumi-sensei
to someone like that!
[16:16] ---
That's my line.
[16:19] ---
It's all a misunderstanding.
[16:21] ---
Yamada-san next door is the popular author,
Elf Yamada-sensei.
[16:26] ---
Elf Yamada-sensei...
[16:28] ---
Yes. Sh-She's a huge fan of Eromanga Sensei,
and wants to work together with her.
[16:35] ---
So we engaged in a novel duel,
with Eromanga-sensei at stake.
[16:40] ---
What? I didn't hear about this.
[16:42] ---
I didn't want to tell you.
[16:44] ---
Because I was afraid to be told you'd rather
work with a popular author instead of me.
[16:50] ---
I was scared.
[16:53] ---
Impossible! Big Brother, you really are an idiot!
[16:56] ---
I think so, too.
I have to tell you in the end, anyway.
[17:01] ---
That's not what I mean!
That's exactly how—
[17:06] ---
Enough.
[17:07] ---
I'm sorry but, I've already defeated her.
I won!
[17:14] ---
That's amazing.
To think you'd win against her...
[17:17] ---
Izumi-sensei, you're amazing!
[17:19] ---
Actually, we were going to have you
read both and decide.
[17:23] ---
No need for that.
From the start, I've already decided.
[17:29] ---
Let's keep working together
from now on, Izumi-sensei!
[17:34] ---
The pleasure is all mine, Eromanga-sensei.
[17:39] ---
I don't know anyone by that name.
[17:46] ---
Untitled
Masamune Izumi
[17:47] ---
Let me read this.
[17:48] ---
R-R-R-Right. Y-Y-Y-Yeah.
[17:51] ---
Why are you flustered?
[17:53] ---
I'm not flustered! No, not flustered one bit!
[17:57] ---
Hurry up.
[17:58] ---
Y-Yeah.
[18:00] ---
Please read it!
[18:04] ---
Then, I'll be over there—
[18:07] ---
No. Stay here.
[18:26] ---
N-No good. I might die from shock.
[18:30] ---
S-Sagiri?
[18:32] ---
Y-Yes?
[18:33] ---
H-How was it?
[18:36] ---
U-U-Um...
[18:38] ---
I think it's really interesting!
[18:40] ---
Really!?
[18:41] ---
It's just...
[18:43] ---
You can't publish it as a book like this.
[18:47] ---
I can't have anyone else read this.
[18:49] ---
It's so embarrassing.
[18:51] ---
Y-You're right. That's right.
[18:56] ---
Big Brother...
[18:59] ---
I'm...
[19:01] ---
I'm in love with someone.
[19:06] ---
I-I see.
[19:10] ---
Right. That's how it should be.
[19:12] ---
Because we're siblings.
I decided that I was going to be her family.
[19:21] ---
Got it.
[20:53] ---
Oh, I see, I see.
[20:56] ---
So you got rejected.
[20:58] ---
What's with that stupid grin on your face?
[21:01] ---
Serves you right!
[21:02] ---
So? What happened after that?
[21:04] ---
After that...
[21:08] ---
You know, Sagiri...
[21:10] ---
I have a dream now, too.
[21:12] ---
Dream?
[21:13] ---
That's right, a really big dream!
[21:16] ---
I'll turn this manuscript into a book.
[21:19] ---
It's out of the question as is,
so I'll rethink it, and write a project proposal.
[21:24] ---
I'll have my editor approve it, too.
That's where it begins.
[21:27] ---
But I'll make sure to turn this into a book.
[21:30] ---
I'll amuse tons of people with it, and have them
love the main character and the heroine.
[21:35] ---
It'll get super popular, and make enough money
for us to easily live on our own.
[21:39] ---
And then, have it turn into an anime!
[21:42] ---
Is that your dream, Big Brother?
[21:44] ---
No, no. That's all preparation.
[21:47] ---
We'll buy a large LCD television
for the living room,
[21:50] ---
and get ridiculously expensive speakers.
[21:52] ---
And then we'll have
a magnificent cake, with candles.
[21:55] ---
I'll take you out of your room,
and we'll watch the anime together!
[21:59] ---
It'll be our anime, where I wrote the story
and you drew the illustrations!
[22:04] ---
That way, I think both of us
would have a lot of fun!
[22:07] ---
All the sad things will be blown away by it!
[22:11] ---
That's my dream. It's the goal I have to get to!
[22:15] ---
How is it? Isn't it amazing?
[22:19] ---
It won't help if I speak in a loud voice.
[22:23] ---
I see. This time, too, huh?
[22:27] ---
This time?
[22:40] ---
Sagiri, you...
[22:43] ---
You've always been like that, Izumi-sensei.
[22:49] ---
You always give me dreams.
[22:52] ---
That's great, Izumi-sensei.
Let's do it!
[22:55] ---
I'm not gonna let you
do something so fun all by yourself!
[22:59] ---
That's not a dream for you alone.
[23:02] ---
Let's make that our dream, together.
[23:09] ---
I'm a little hungry.
[23:13] ---
Right, right. I got it. Hold on for a bit.
[23:18] ---
Our first step towards our dream.
[23:23] ---
I don't think I'll ever forget about this day
for the rest of my life.
[23:31] ---
Next Episode:
Let's Plan a Light-Novel with your Little Sister
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