8 - The Prinnies' Longest Day, Dood!

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[00:09] ---
    "Disgaea"
[00:13] ---
    Ai no tameiki ni shibarareteru mitai.
[00:19] ---
    Donna jumon de mo hodokenai no yo.
[00:26] ---
    Urei wo hisometa shizuka na hitomi ga
[00:31] ---
    yokei ni kokoro kakimidashiteku.
[00:39] ---
    Sunao ja nai watashi yori motto
[00:45] ---
    sunao ja nai anata ga itoshii.
[00:51] ---
    Anata ga ii no, akuma de mo ii.
[00:58] ---
    Ah, ima meguriaeta kiseki.
[01:04] ---
    Kienai kizu mo, fukai karuma mo.
[01:11] ---
    Ah aishitageru,
[01:14] ---
    doko ni ite mo nando demo.
[01:22] ---
    Aishitageru.
[01:35] ---
    Damn it, how come I'm stuck with
    doing the cleaning around here?!
[01:40] ---
    Stupid Prinnies!
[01:44] ---
    Ow...
[01:46] ---
    I'm sorry!
[01:48] ---
    What's all this, Flonne?
[01:50] ---
    Well, the dirty laundry has been piling up.
[01:53] ---
    Did the Prinnies go on strike again?
[01:56] ---
    No matter how many times I call them,
    they don't show up. Watch this.
[02:00] ---
    Prinnies! Front and center!
[02:05] ---
    See?
[02:06] ---
    "See?", my butt!
[02:08] ---
    Just how long do you expect me
    to go without a decent meal?
[02:12] ---
    Are you trying to starve me to death?!
[02:14] ---
    What about the food
    that Flonne made for you?
[02:16] ---
    You call that food?
[02:19] ---
    Guess it depends on your definition...
[02:23] ---
    That's so mean! Admittedly, I'm not
    very confident about the taste...
[02:27] ---
    Anyway, get out there and find the Prinnies,
    and then have them cook me dinner!
[02:39] ---
    What is all this stuff?
[02:40] ---
    Garbage that's been piling up, I guess.
[02:42] ---
    Sheesh, it sure is a hassle
    without the Prinnies around....
[02:45] ---
    Throw it out.
[02:46] ---
    --Sure.
[02:46] ---
    --Sure.
[02:47] ---
    "The Prinnies' Longest Day, Dood!"
[02:55] ---
    Heave ho, heave ho, heave ho...
[02:59] ---
    Highness, quit lounging around
    up there and give us a hand!
[03:03] ---
    I came along to look for the Prinnies.
    When I find them, they're going to regret it.
[03:09] ---
    Still, what do you think happened?
    Why would they all leave at once?
[03:12] ---
    It didn't happen all at once.
[03:14] ---
    At first, they came to me one
    by one, saying stuff like,
[03:16] ---
    "Can I have some time off, dood?"
[03:19] ---
    I blew 'em off, and before I knew it,
    they'd all vanished. It's crazy.
[03:22] ---
    Etna, look at that!
[03:26] ---
    C'mon, people, how are you
    supposed to walk down the street
[03:29] ---
    if you fill it with trash?
[03:36] ---
    That was some good thinking, Laharl!
[03:38] ---
    All right, let's go.
[03:40] ---
    Who dares?! Don't they know
    that I'm the great Overlord Laharl?!
[03:53] ---
    Looks like they're saying
    the same things as us, Highness.
[03:56] ---
    Do you suppose that the Prinnies
    vanished from here, too?
[04:05] ---
    At this rate, it won't be long before the
    Netherworld is up to its eyeballs in trash.
[04:14] ---
    Where do you think you're going?
[04:16] ---
    I'm sorry, dood! Have mercy!
[04:19] ---
    What are you people planning?
[04:22] ---
    Planning? Who, us?
    Um... Why, that's a good question!
[04:25] ---
    Where am I, dood? Who am I, dood?
[04:28] ---
    Can't breathe, dood...
[04:30] ---
    No, Laharl! You mustn't be
    so rough with the Prinnies!
[04:34] ---
    Where are the other Prinnies?!
[04:37] ---
    You know, don't you? Look, I think it's
    in your own best interests to start talking.
[04:47] ---
    So heavy... Can't take much more, dood...
[04:49] ---
    Shut your beak and take us to the others!
[04:51] ---
    I feel bad for him, Laharl.
[04:53] ---
    Then maybe you should
    get out and walk, Flonne.
[04:54] ---
    Well, um... I'm starving, too,
    so I can't walk another step.
[05:09] ---
    So long, doods!
[05:12] ---
    Ow, dood!
[05:16] ---
    Should've known better, dood...
[05:22] ---
    Prinny, are you all right?!
[05:25] ---
    What's going on down there?
[05:42] ---
    Wow, look at all the Prinnies down there!
[05:44] ---
    Where do you think they're all going?
[05:49] ---
    To that island, looks like.
[05:52] ---
    This is rebellion against the Netherworld!
[05:54] ---
    No, even worse! It's a rebellion
    against Laharl, the next Overlord!
[05:59] ---
    Highness, I think the first order of business
    should be to find out what they're up to!
[06:03] ---
    You'll still have plenty of time to
    blow them to smithereens afterwards!
[06:07] ---
    I've found you, Prince!
[06:09] ---
    The time has finally come for, Gordon,
    the 37th Defender of Earth and his sidekicks
[06:12] ---
    to settle this once and for all!
[06:14] ---
    Let's see what you've got!
[06:16] ---
    --Come on!
[06:16] ---
    --Come on!
[06:17] ---
    You traitorous Prinnies,
    prepare to be shown the error of your ways!
[06:20] ---
    Wha--?
[06:21] ---
    Oh, dear.
[06:22] ---
    I'm sorry! It looks like Laharl doesn't
    have time to play with you right now.
[06:27] ---
    More to the point, why do you
    always have such bad timing? Bye bye!
[06:31] ---
    Why? Was there something
    wrong with our pose?
[06:34] ---
    How about this one? Or maybe this one?
[06:38] ---
    We did it! It's perfect!
[06:40] ---
    You look wonderful in that, Laharl!
[06:42] ---
    You're the spitting image of a Prinny,
    no ifs, ands, or buts!
[06:45] ---
    Way to go, master of disguise!
[06:46] ---
    Are you two mocking me?!
[06:48] ---
    Not at all! The only way to sneak onto
    that island without arousing any suspicion
[06:51] ---
    is to mix in with the Prinnies!
[06:54] ---
    See? We have disguises, too!
[06:55] ---
    Actually, I had hoped to make mine a
    little cuter by adding ribbons and frills.
[07:00] ---
    Let's go. If this goes on much longer,
    I won't be able to stand upright.
[07:06] ---
    All aboard, doods!
[07:07] ---
    Wait!
[07:10] ---
    Pardon us. Coming through.
[07:12] ---
    Sorry, everyone!
[07:14] ---
    Whew, we made it...
[07:16] ---
    I was worried for a second there...
[07:19] ---
    Hey. Hey!
[07:21] ---
    Something the matter, Highness?
[07:24] ---
    Why does my disguise only have a head?!
[07:26] ---
    Um... I kinda miscalculated on the budget.
[07:29] ---
    But it looks wonderful!
[07:31] ---
    Sure does!
[07:32] ---
    Are you three doods really Prinnies?
[07:36] ---
    What? Why do you ask?
[07:38] ---
    You doods talk funny.
[07:40] ---
    Yeah, dood! It's weird!
[07:42] ---
    There's nothing weird
    about us at all! Um, "doods."
[07:45] ---
    Of course we're Prinnies, doods!
[07:47] ---
    We're all one big happy
    Prinny family here, right, dood?
[07:49] ---
    Ha ha ha, dood!
[07:51] ---
    Set sail, dood!
[07:58] ---
    Why isn't our size raising any eyebrows?
[08:00] ---
    Sshh! Well, they are Prinnies, dood.
[08:02] ---
    Put a "dood" at the end, dood!
[08:05] ---
    Dood.
[08:33] ---
    It's like a big festival or something, dood.
[08:35] ---
    Why do you think is about to happen, dood?
[08:37] ---
    Doods! Our day has come at last!
[08:40] ---
    We're not gonna let 'em work
    us like slaves anymore, doods!
[08:43] ---
    Join together and achieve victory, doods!
[08:46] ---
    Right on, dood!
[08:47] ---
    For one thing, the demons are stupid!
[08:50] ---
    If they think we're gonna be their
    obedient little Prinnies forever,
[08:54] ---
    they're in for a nasty surprise, doods!
[08:55] ---
    Right on, dood!
[08:57] ---
    What did he say?!
[08:58] ---
    Dood! I see we have a stouthearted
    fellow Prinny with us today!
[09:02] ---
    We can expect great things from this dood!
[09:07] ---
    Tomorrow is zero hour, dood!
[09:09] ---
    Fight alongside us, dood!
[09:10] ---
    Which moron have you been serving, dood?
[09:14] ---
    Keep your hands off me!
[09:21] ---
    What are you feathered
    clowns planning to do?
[09:24] ---
    --Dood!
[09:24] ---
    --Dood!
[09:25] ---
    What?
[09:30] ---
    What's the big idea?
[09:32] ---
    He's had too much to drink, doods!
[09:34] ---
    You stinker! When you're drunk, the first
    thing you do is try to pick a fight, dood!
[09:36] ---
    We're sorry we caused a scene, doods!
[09:39] ---
    Hey! Where are you taking me?!
    What do you think you're doing?!
[09:41] ---
    --Dood!
[09:41] ---
    --Dood!
[09:45] ---
    How dare you treat me like
    some common drunkard?!
[09:49] ---
    I don't care how powerful you are, Highness!
    Ticking off that many Prinnies is a bad idea!
[09:54] ---
    Besides, the fireball you conjured
    up wasn't as big as usual, dood.
[09:58] ---
    You don't need to keep talking like that.
[10:00] ---
    Oh.
[10:01] ---
    I'm so hungry that I'm at my limit.
[10:04] ---
    Desperate times call for desperate measures!
    Make me something to eat!
[10:07] ---
    In that case, I'll--
[10:09] ---
    Not you!
[10:13] ---
    You three doods are spies, aren't you?!
[10:15] ---
    We have you completely surrounded!
    You have nowhere to run, dood!
[10:19] ---
    Now, doods! Attack!
[10:21] ---
    Yeah, dood!
[10:26] ---
    Laharl, what are we going to do?
[10:36] ---
    "Disgaea"
[10:40] ---
    "Disgaea"
[10:55] ---
    I don't believe it!
    They've set the place on fire!
[10:58] ---
    Laharl!
[10:59] ---
    I don't have the energy...
[11:02] ---
    In that case, allow me!
[11:03] ---
    Be restored, strength of love!
[11:07] ---
    Um, there doesn't seem
    to be any light coming out...
[11:09] ---
    Sorry, I'm really hungry, too.
[11:14] ---
    We're in a real pinch here!
[11:17] ---
    You can escape through here!
[11:19] ---
    This way!
[11:22] ---
    Who are you?
[11:26] ---
    Hurry!
[11:35] ---
    I'm glad to see that you are safe.
[11:41] ---
    Oh, so you were the one who rescued us.
    I don't know how to thank you.
[11:46] ---
    Haven't I seen you somewhere before?
    You're one of my vassals, aren't you?
[11:50] ---
    Follow me.
[11:51] ---
    Hey, wait!
[11:56] ---
    Where are you taking us?
[11:58] ---
    Please watch your step.
[12:08] ---
    What is this, a secret base?
[12:10] ---
    Oh! This must be one of
    those "secret hideout" things!
[12:13] ---
    You know, like in the spy movies!
    This is so exciting!
[12:15] ---
    I don't care what it is, just bring me food!
[12:22] ---
    Delicious!
[12:24] ---
    I'm moved beyond words to be able to eat
    a decent meal again... It's been so long!
[12:28] ---
    And I'm moved to tears over meeting
    a decent vassal for the first time in ages.
[12:32] ---
    But I have to ask, why did you save us?
[12:41] ---
    What is taking shape here is nothing
    less than a Prinny coup d'etat.
[12:47] ---
    They hope to overthrow the Netherworld
    that is now ruled by the Overlord
[12:50] ---
    and establish an independent country
    that is of, for, and by the Prinnies.
[12:53] ---
    They're what?
[12:55] ---
    At first, the movement was only to demand
    improvements in working conditions.
[13:00] ---
    But eventually, the talk escalated
    into a plan for founding a Prinny utopia.
[13:05] ---
    But is that really what made
    all the Prinnies gather here?
[13:10] ---
    There is someone controlling the
    Prinnies from behind the scenes.
[13:13] ---
    So, who is this secret mastermind?
[13:15] ---
    I don't know that.
[13:17] ---
    Who do they think they are?
    Bunch of stupid Prinnies!
[13:22] ---
    T-They'll pay for this!
[13:29] ---
    Thank you for waiting, doods!
[13:33] ---
    Without further ado, let the
    Prinnyworld Founding Ceremony begin!
[13:41] ---
    Prinnyworld, huh?!
[13:42] ---
    Highness, they'll see you! They'll see you!
[13:45] ---
    I wonder when the mastermind
    will show himself?
[13:47] ---
    First up is our opening attraction!
    The Prinny All-stars Baseball Tournament!
[13:57] ---
    Next up, the All-Netherworld Quiz Contest!
[14:01] ---
    Do any of you doods wanna go to Celestia?!
[14:07] ---
    This is ridiculous.
[14:08] ---
    And now, doods, the Prinny Magic Show!
[14:13] ---
    Will the second Princess Prinny
    manage to escape this time?!
[14:20] ---
    I can't take it anymore!
[14:22] ---
    Highness, don't!
[14:26] ---
    All right, you bastards! Stop this nonsense!
[14:38] ---
    Doods, all rise for the national anthem.
[14:44] ---
    ♪ Oh, Prinnies, where is your home?
    Oh, Prinnies, our home is Prinnyworld! ♪
[14:56] ---
    ♪ Prinny, prinny, prinny... ♪
[14:58] ---
    Amazing, they even made a flag!
[15:01] ---
    What's going on around here?
[15:04] ---
    How long are you clowns
    going to keep this up?!
[15:15] ---
    He's a spy, dood!
[15:21] ---
    Look, Etna! Prinny hooliganism!
[15:24] ---
    Why do you know all about that kind of stuff?
[15:28] ---
    Hear me, Prinnies! Calm yourselves, doods!
[15:37] ---
    Well, well, if it isn't Prince Laharl.
[15:41] ---
    Who are you?!
[15:42] ---
    I am just an old Prinny.
[15:45] ---
    How do you do, Highness?
[15:48] ---
    An old Prinny?
[15:51] ---
    He's laying it on a little thick, isn't he?
[15:52] ---
    You honor us by attending
    this ceremony to commemorate
[15:56] ---
    the founding of our independent nation.
[16:00] ---
    Do you seriously believe that I would
    ever give my blessing to such a thing?
[16:05] ---
    How droll, Highness.
[16:08] ---
    We will win our independence
    regardless of whether or not
[16:11] ---
    you grant recognition
    to our country, Highness.
[16:13] ---
    What?
[16:14] ---
    For far too long have we
    Prinnies been mistreated
[16:17] ---
    at the hands of you demons
    here in the Netherworld.
[16:20] ---
    Our dearest dream is to achieve
    independence from Netherworld rule!
[16:23] ---
    Rather, it is the dream of the
    guardian god who watches over us!
[16:40] ---
    What the heck kind of ritual is this?
[16:43] ---
    This is seriously spooky...
[16:45] ---
    For the last time, quit messing--
[16:51] ---
    Look!
[17:07] ---
    You have awakened the anger of the guardian!
[17:19] ---
    Guardian, huh? We'll see about that!
[17:21] ---
    This is clearly the time to send
    in Gordon, 37th Defender of Earth!
[17:25] ---
    My throwing arm is plenty warmed up!
[17:28] ---
    You clowns again?
[17:31] ---
    Listen, no one is going to
    defeat the Prince but me!
[17:33] ---
    I won't let anyone interfere!
[17:35] ---
    Thursday, Robo-bazooka! Blow it into orbit!
[17:39] ---
    Roger. Now charging.
[17:46] ---
    Energy charging... Charging... Charging...
[17:50] ---
    Fire!
[17:55] ---
    We got it! It's a home run!
[18:11] ---
    Really?!
[18:17] ---
    It's Pringer X, dood!
[18:19] ---
    The guardian has
    transformed into Pringer X, dood!
[18:23] ---
    Pringer X?
[18:25] ---
    Wow, that's so cool!
[18:34] ---
    How can this be?!
[18:35] ---
    Why?!
[18:36] ---
    Game, set and match.
[18:39] ---
    That's what they get for butting in.
[18:41] ---
    Behold, doods!
[18:43] ---
    Look on, Prinnies from
    across the Netherworld!
[18:46] ---
    Look where he is!
[18:48] ---
    You're pretty spry for an old-timer, mister.
[18:51] ---
    I hereby proclaim the
    independence of Prinnyworld!
[18:56] ---
    And I proclaim myself Dartsbrink III,
    first Prinny Overlord!
[19:04] ---
    If he's Dartsbrink III, doesn't that
    mean that there's also a I and II?
[19:09] ---
    Hey! Don't let the moment go to your head!
[19:11] ---
    Prinny Overlord, eh?
[19:13] ---
    Indeed, dood! The Netherworld
    is already under our control!
[19:18] ---
    I am the only one fit to be called Overlord!
    We no longer have any use for you!
[19:22] ---
    Fire, Pringer X!
[19:25] ---
    Cool, it answered him!
[19:38] ---
    So, you're the mastermind behind this sham?
[19:42] ---
    When it comes to Prinnies trying to found
    a country or whatever, I couldn't care less!
[19:47] ---
    But when a lowly Prinny like you has
    the gall to call himself Overlord,
[19:50] ---
    that will not stand!
[19:51] ---
    Silence, dood!
[19:53] ---
    The Netherworld and Prinnyworld now
    both belong to me, the Prinny Overlord!
[19:56] ---
    Finish him, dood!
[20:17] ---
    No, Laharl, don't! Don't do it!
[20:40] ---
    Aw, I was hoping to take
    back Pringer X as a souvenir...
[20:44] ---
    That's why you told him to stop?
[20:46] ---
    Now what?!
[20:50] ---
    King Darts! King Darts! King Darts!
[20:52] ---
    King Darts!
[20:53] ---
    I don't hear you.
[20:55] ---
    Prinny Overlord!
[20:57] ---
    What is it, dood?
[20:58] ---
    Dood, I have terrible news!
[21:00] ---
    Prinnyworld has begun to sink under
    the collected weight of the Prinnies
[21:03] ---
    that came here from the four
    corners of the Netherworld!
[21:06] ---
    It's what?!
[21:08] ---
    Well, that's Prinnies for you.
    They aren't too bright.
[21:11] ---
    Let's get out of here!
[21:13] ---
    The revolution has ended
    in failure, King Darts...
[21:17] ---
    You will address me as Prinny Overlord, dood!
[21:25] ---
    Prinnies! Laundry!
[21:27] ---
    Yes, dood!
[21:28] ---
    Is my food ready yet?!
[21:30] ---
    Coming right up, dood!
[21:32] ---
    Prinnies, could you take
    out the garbage, please?
[21:34] ---
    Yessir, yessir, dood!
[21:36] ---
    Just one "Yessir" is plenty!
[21:37] ---
    Yessir, dood!
[21:39] ---
    The Prinnies are working a lot harder
    than they did before, aren't they?
[21:43] ---
    That's not surprising. After all, they came
    back after trying to launch a rebellion.
[21:49] ---
    Hey, no running in the hallway!
[21:50] ---
    Yes, dood! Sorry, dood!
[21:52] ---
    Well, this obedience might not last for long.
[21:56] ---
    Hey, you're that Prinny who--
[22:00] ---
    I'll never understand what
    goes on inside a Prinny's head...
[22:04] ---
    Prinnies!
[22:06] ---
    Yessir! You rang, dood?
[22:09] ---
    I was just checking.
[22:12] ---
    Highness, you're terrible.
[22:14] ---
    We're setting out after we're
    through eating. Is that clear?
[22:17] ---
    --Right!
[22:17] ---
    --Right!
[22:19] ---
    Until the day comes when
    we shall rise up once again...
[22:22] ---
    ...we shall silently
    endure this ordeal, dood!
[22:24] ---
    ♪ ...Oh, Prinnies, our
    home is Prinnyworld! ♪
[22:44] ---
    Aoi hiru ga meguru hoshi de
    toki no ruupu mezametara,
[22:51] ---
    chigau kokoro motta mono
    atsumareba nanika ga okiru yo.
[22:59] ---
    Yokubou de umeru no ka?
    Ai wa hito no tame ni ugoko no ka?
[23:07] ---
    Dotchi datte kamawanai yo, suki ni yaru dake.
[23:15] ---
    Hikari to kage kono sekai
    de subete ga imi aru egoisuto.
[23:23] ---
    Hitotsu hitotsu no kakera wa
    sou baransu wo ninai ikiteru.
[23:31] ---
    Omou no mama, kokoro no mama
    ni ima wa onaji sora no shita
[23:43] ---
    hikari to kage wa kurikaesu.
[23:47] ---
    Chain react
[23:59] ---
    I'm bored with doing a "babe this,"
    "babe that" schtick for each preview.
[24:02] ---
    Isn't there anything new we could try?
[24:05] ---
    Why don't you try dropping the "babe" part?
[24:07] ---
    What should I say, then?
[24:09] ---
    Hmm... How about using "ugly" instead?
[24:12] ---
    Uh, Flonne, would you be
    able to call yourself that?
[24:16] ---
    Next time on Disgaea,
    "Space Battleship Gargantua"!
[24:21] ---
    Seriously, can you call yourself that?
    Can you call yourself ugly? Fess up.
[24:23] ---
    "Next Time: Space Battleship Gargantua"
[24:25] ---
    Um, probably not.