4 - A Solomon-style Judgment at the Dinero Castle?!

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[00:09] ---
    "Disgaea"
[00:13] ---
    Ai no tameiki ni shibarareteru mitai.
[00:19] ---
    Donna jumon de mo hodokenai no yo.
[00:26] ---
    Urei wo hisometa shizuka na hitomi ga
[00:31] ---
    yokei ni kokoro kakimidashiteku.
[00:39] ---
    Sunao ja nai watashi yori motto
[00:45] ---
    sunao ja nai anata ga itoshii.
[00:51] ---
    Anata ga ii no, akuma de mo ii.
[00:58] ---
    Ah, ima meguriaeta kiseki.
[01:04] ---
    Kienai kizu mo, fukai karuma mo.
[01:11] ---
    Ah aishitageru,
[01:14] ---
    doko ni ite mo nando demo.
[01:22] ---
    Aishitageru.
[01:34] ---
    Laharl, we have a problem!
[01:37] ---
    Laharl, wake up! Laharl!
[01:40] ---
    It's a big emergency!
[01:42] ---
    Laharl, wake up! Please wake up!
[01:47] ---
    Please wake up!
[01:51] ---
    What is it? For your sake, I hope it's
    important enough to disturb my sleep.
[01:56] ---
    Of course!
[02:01] ---
    "A Solomon-style Judgment
    at the Dinero Castle!?"
[02:08] ---
    It's over here, Laharl! Hurry! Hurry!
[02:12] ---
    I'm coming, already! Unhand me!
[02:16] ---
    Better treatment for Prinnies, dood!
[02:20] ---
    What the hell do you think you're doing?
[02:22] ---
    Pay us, dood!
[02:24] ---
    We're on strike until we get our pay, dood!
[02:26] ---
    We demand better working conditions, dood!
[02:28] ---
    This is the big emergency?
[02:29] ---
    Yes!
[02:30] ---
    I mean, if the Prinnies go on strike,
[02:33] ---
    you won't have anyone to look
    after your needs, right?
[02:37] ---
    So? You do it. Problem solved.
[02:40] ---
    But I can't!
[02:42] ---
    You rank even lower than the Prinnies!
    When I tell you to do something, you do it!
[02:46] ---
    Yes, sir! Helping people in need
    is also part of an angel's duties!
[02:50] ---
    I'll do my best!
[02:51] ---
    Anyway, why should I have
    to pay the Prinnies wages?
[02:56] ---
    Well, my vassals are by default
    your vassals, right, Highness?
[02:59] ---
    In which case, it stands to reason
    that you should be the one to pay them.
[03:03] ---
    I think not! You pay them.
[03:07] ---
    Cheapskate.
[03:08] ---
    What?!
[03:10] ---
    Now, now! No fighting!
[03:13] ---
    Why do they need money in the first place?
[03:18] ---
    Oh, that.
[03:23] ---
    Inside each of these guys is
    a soul that's committed sins.
[03:28] ---
    Once they either perform an
    equal number of good deeds,
[03:31] ---
    or save up enough money to equal the weight
    to their sins, they can be reincarnated.
[03:36] ---
    Oh, I didn't know... In that case,
    we really do have to pay them.
[03:41] ---
    I'm hungry! Feed me!
[03:44] ---
    You want me to make it?
[03:45] ---
    Of course!
[04:02] ---
    Are you trying to kill me?!
[04:06] ---
    I'm sorry. As much as I love to eat,
    I'm not so good at cooking things...
[04:12] ---
    Cook me something else!
[04:13] ---
    Sure, but it'll be worse than this.
[04:15] ---
    And you two think that you're
    qualified to be my servants?!
[04:23] ---
    Of all the worthless...
[04:26] ---
    If I pay you, you'll cook for me, right?
[04:28] ---
    Sure will, dood!
[04:30] ---
    Right, then I'll go to get
    the Prinny Squad its pay!
[04:33] ---
    Take me to the richest person in the area!
[04:37] ---
    Yahoo!
[04:41] ---
    One, two, three, four, five, six...
[04:50] ---
    All right, this is all of it.
[04:51] ---
    I want you to pledge fealty to me,
    Zenisky, no, Overlord Zenisky,
[04:56] ---
    and not even think about defying me!
[04:59] ---
    Are you sure about that?
[05:05] ---
    So, Krichevskoy's son has returned, eh?
[05:10] ---
    Which is the true Overlord?
[05:12] ---
    You, the former butler of the
    old Overlord, or his son, Laharl?
[05:20] ---
    The Demon Tome here is
    proof that you are Overlord!
[05:23] ---
    It's been handed from Overlord to Overlord
    through the generations in the Netherworld!
[05:26] ---
    My having this means that
    I am the legitimate Overlord!
[05:31] ---
    Yes, sire!
[05:37] ---
    Daddy?
[05:38] ---
    Oh, is that you, Koganesky?
    What's the matter?
[05:44] ---
    Do you want me to get you anything?
[05:46] ---
    Daddy, do you know what everyone calls you?
[05:50] ---
    No, what's that?
[05:51] ---
    Zenisky the Money-grubber!
[05:53] ---
    That's just the grumblings
    of the sore losers!
[05:56] ---
    Let them talk all they want, I don't care.
[05:59] ---
    --Money-grubber! Money-grubber...!
[06:04] ---
    --Koganesky! Stop that nonsense this instant!
[06:07] ---
    --No matter what they say,
[06:09] ---
    I have the Demon Tome!
[06:12] ---
    As long as I have that, I'm Overlord
    no matter what anyone says!
[06:20] ---
    I wish you'd never become
    the stinky Overlord!
[06:27] ---
    Look at what you've done!
[06:30] ---
    This vase cost me 7 million HL!
[06:34] ---
    Oh, no...
[06:36] ---
    Look at you... I hate you, Daddy!
[06:44] ---
    Plunder everything that isn't nailed down!
[06:47] ---
    Aye aye, dood!
[06:57] ---
    Um... Doesn't this amount to burglary?
[07:00] ---
    What's your point?
[07:01] ---
    It's the owner's fault for leaving
    home with all this stuff lying around.
[07:04] ---
    Yeah, yeah! He brought it on himself!
[07:07] ---
    You two always try to rationalize
    the bad things you do,
[07:11] ---
    but you can't waltz in and steal other
    people's-- er, other demons'-- property!
[07:15] ---
    Please, everyone! Stop this!
[07:18] ---
    Right! Next up is Humbaba's place!
[07:21] ---
    Aye, dood!
[07:21] ---
    No, you can't!
[07:26] ---
    Next up, the Minotaur's place!
[07:27] ---
    --Aye, dood!
[07:28] ---
    --You're gonna loot more houses?!
[07:32] ---
    Right, next up is the Death Boar's place!
[07:35] ---
    --Aye, dood!
[07:35] ---
    --Stealing is wrong!
[07:40] ---
    500 HL is about as high as I can go.
[07:44] ---
    500 HL...? Is that a lot? Or a little?
[07:47] ---
    You could not buy a pizza
    at Bernie's for this.
[07:51] ---
    Mister, run the numbers again!
[07:53] ---
    If you don't like the
    offer, try someplace else.
[07:56] ---
    You're just trying to take us for a ride
    because we're human, aren't you?!
[08:00] ---
    Jennifer! Time for you to do your thing.
[08:02] ---
    Coming!
[08:03] ---
    Please, Mr. Shopkeeper,
    this would be a personal favor to me...
[08:08] ---
    We're in a real tight bind here...
[08:11] ---
    A-All right, all right...
    For you, I'll throw in a little extra.
[08:16] ---
    Here...
[08:20] ---
    Goodness, what a
    sweethearted demon you are!
[08:23] ---
    I'm in your debt... I'm looking
    forward to doing business with you again.
[08:32] ---
    Would it be all right if
    I took this book, too?
[08:34] ---
    G-Go right ahead...
[08:35] ---
    Men in the Netherworld are
    pretty straightforward too, I see.
[08:38] ---
    At this rate, we'll have enough
    to cover our repair bill in no time!
[08:41] ---
    It's only a matter of time before
    our spaceship is as good as new!
[08:55] ---
    I want to hock all this crap!
[08:57] ---
    S-Sure thing, sir.
[08:59] ---
    It's for our Prinnies' paychecks,
    so just give us whatever you feel like.
[09:02] ---
    You can't! Please pay them lots of money!
[09:06] ---
    More importantly, isn't
    there any food in here?
[09:08] ---
    Hey!
[09:10] ---
    How dare you trample over the great
    Captain Gordon, Defender of Earth?!
[09:15] ---
    Oh, it's Mr. Gordon! Hello!
[09:18] ---
    Oh, for crying out loud...
    You're still here, human?
[09:20] ---
    Naturally. I've been earning money to pay
    for repairs on my ship, which you wrecked!
[09:26] ---
    We just finished pawning
    some Defender merchandise.
[09:28] ---
    Wow, is there really a line
    of Defender merchandise?!
[09:31] ---
    I'd love to have something!
    I'll buy something!
[09:33] ---
    Have a look at our catalog.
[09:36] ---
    Oh, thank you so much!
[09:37] ---
    Perhaps you'd like to buy something,
    too, Prince? I'll give you a discount.
[09:41] ---
    Not interested! It'll shoot my HL's to hell!
[09:43] ---
    My, what a stingy boy you are!
[09:45] ---
    And that wasn't a very good pun, either.
[09:49] ---
    Get thee behind me, hussy!
[09:53] ---
    That was horrible!
    They didn't do anything to you!
[09:55] ---
    Look, I'm about to die of hunger over here!
    Is there any food, or what?!
[10:00] ---
    Make aboslutely sure that you don't put
    these anywhere the Prince might see them!
[10:03] ---
    If he spots one here, all the work
    I've put into this will go up in smoke!
[10:07] ---
    That'll be extra, dood.
[10:10] ---
    I-I'll cut you a special deal!
[10:12] ---
    You find something back there?
[10:14] ---
    I hope for your sake that you're
    not eating something behind my back!
[10:18] ---
    I wouldn't dream of eating something
    and not sharing it with you, Highness!
[10:22] ---
    I can't trust a word you say.
[10:25] ---
    Look out, Highness!
[10:30] ---
    W-Why, you little--
[10:34] ---
    Hey, this is... This is my old cradle!
[10:39] ---
    This one... And that one, too!
[10:43] ---
    All this stuff used to be
    in the Overlord's Castle!
[10:45] ---
    What's it doing in a pawn shop?!
[10:47] ---
    Burglars must've swiped them.
[10:50] ---
    You know, sometime during
    the two years you spent napping.
[10:52] ---
    It's your own fault for leaving them
    out while you were away, dood!
[10:54] ---
    You brought it on yourself, dood!
[10:55] ---
    I got burglarized...
[10:59] ---
    Oh, wow! What's this? It's so cute!
[11:03] ---
    It looks like King Krichevskoy's
    favorite fountain pen.
[11:06] ---
    You mean Laharl's father?
[11:08] ---
    Yep. Um, let's see...
[11:10] ---
    Ah, over there! That's him!
[11:13] ---
    Wow, so that's Overlord Krichevskoy...
[11:17] ---
    That's the man himself.
    He was such a great man...
[11:20] ---
    Isn't that right, Highness?
[11:33] ---
    You're still too young, Laharl.
[11:35] ---
    I wanna read it!
[11:36] ---
    Then you must first become Overlord.
[11:38] ---
    That goes without saying.
[11:41] ---
    I have no doubt that you will!
[11:49] ---
    I had always planned to
    take out the old geezer myself,
[11:52] ---
    but he up and croaked on his own.
[11:54] ---
    You mustn't talk about your father that way.
[12:00] ---
    The important thing now is,
    where is that Demon Tome right now?
[12:04] ---
    I know where it is!
[12:13] ---
    "Disgaea"
[12:16] ---
    "Disgaea"
[12:22] ---
    I know where it is!
[12:24] ---
    Who's there?
[12:28] ---
    It's been a long time, Prince!
[12:31] ---
    Oh, you two know each other?
[12:34] ---
    No, I don't know this little piggy.
[12:37] ---
    Hand that over!
[12:42] ---
    Laharl!
[12:48] ---
    You pig, there isn't a single crumb left!
[12:52] ---
    Hey, aren't you Koganesky, Zenisky's son?
[12:56] ---
    Etna! You used to serve the old Overlord!
[13:00] ---
    Zenisky? As in my old
    man's butler? That Zenisky?
[13:04] ---
    Do you remember me now?
[13:06] ---
    Yeah.
[13:08] ---
    I have a favor to ask, Prince!
[13:11] ---
    A favor?
[13:12] ---
    There's also money in it for you!
[13:15] ---
    You said that you knew where
    I could find the Demon Tome.
[13:18] ---
    Wait a minute, is Zenisky using it to
    claim the title of Overlord or something?
[13:22] ---
    Yeah, that's exactly what he's doing!
[13:25] ---
    This is unforgivable!
[13:26] ---
    How dare he call himself
    Overlord without my permission!
[13:31] ---
    I know, that's why I want
    you to defeat my father!
[13:37] ---
    You want me to off your dad, huh?
[13:39] ---
    Now that's more like it!
[13:40] ---
    All good little demons should be like you!
[13:43] ---
    There has to be some
    reason for you to ask this.
[13:46] ---
    There is, isn't there?
[13:51] ---
    The weather report didn't say anything
    about a slight chance of spears today!
[13:54] ---
    Where did you see a weather report?
[13:56] ---
    Who's there?!
[13:58] ---
    We'll have your head!
[14:04] ---
    What the heck was that all about?
[14:06] ---
    She said something about a head.
[14:08] ---
    Setting that aside for the moment, Highness,
[14:10] ---
    will you take Koganesky up on his offer?
[14:15] ---
    Highness?
[14:16] ---
    I'm going there, but it's only so I can
    take back the Demon Tome for myself.
[14:21] ---
    Well, he up and left. What now?
[14:26] ---
    You guys stay here and make sure you get
    all the money that's coming to us, okay?
[14:28] ---
    Aye aye, dood!
[14:29] ---
    I better not catch you pocketing any of it.
[14:34] ---
    Wow, has Zenisky really changed
    that much since he became Overlord?
[14:39] ---
    Yeah... all he does is count his money,
[14:41] ---
    not knowing that everyone mocks him
    behind his back, calling him a money-grubber.
[14:45] ---
    It's so pathetic...
[14:50] ---
    The truth is, you actually
    love your father, don't you?
[14:57] ---
    Koganesky genuinely
    cares about Zenisky, so why...
[15:03] ---
    Never mind. Still, are you sure
    that you want to ask such a thing?
[15:07] ---
    When they hear that he's
    been beaten by the Prince,
[15:09] ---
    people will stop thinking
    of Daddy as the Overlord!
[15:12] ---
    That's why I want the Prince
    to beat him to a pulp!
[15:16] ---
    Money, how do I love thee?
    Let me count the bills...
[15:19] ---
    It's been a long time, Zenisky!
[15:22] ---
    Who said that?
[15:30] ---
    Don't try to tell me that
    you don't remember my face.
[15:32] ---
    You...! You're Laharl, Krichevskoy's son!
[15:39] ---
    No, not "Laharl"!
    Address me as "Overlord Laharl"!
[15:42] ---
    The way I hear it, you're going
    around calling yourself Overlord,
[15:45] ---
    but with my old man dead,
    that makes me the heir to the Netherworld!
[15:52] ---
    That's a good one!
[15:53] ---
    In that case, show me the Demon Tome,
    the mark of the Overlord!
[15:57] ---
    Tell you what, you show me yours!
[15:59] ---
    Very well.
[16:02] ---
    Oh, that's right. I left it
    on this table over here.
[16:06] ---
    It's not here! It's gone!
    The Demon Tome is missing!
[16:10] ---
    Did you take it?!
[16:12] ---
    I'd never stoop to such low behavior!
[16:15] ---
    But he'll gladly rob you blind
    while you're away from home!
[16:20] ---
    Koganesky!
[16:22] ---
    Watch closely. I'm about to do as you asked.
[16:24] ---
    What does he mean by that?
[16:28] ---
    I sold the Demon Tome to the pawn broker!
[16:31] ---
    What?!
[16:32] ---
    Koganesky? Why would you do that?
[16:37] ---
    Koganesky...
[16:40] ---
    Betrayed by your own son!
[16:42] ---
    You had the devil's own luck,
    but it just ran out, Zenisky!
[16:45] ---
    Silence! All right, you
    guys! Take care of him!
[16:50] ---
    What're you doing?!
    I'm paying you for times like this!
[16:56] ---
    W-We were wiped out...
[17:05] ---
    What can I say, your hired muscle
    didn't put up much of a fight.
[17:08] ---
    I'll do it myself, then!
[17:13] ---
    Have a taste of my Darkness Slash!
[17:34] ---
    Earth Shaker!
[17:41] ---
    Daddy!
[17:45] ---
    Looks like I win.
[17:47] ---
    From now on, don't you
    ever claim to be the Overlord.
[17:50] ---
    I'll also be taking every last thing you own.
[17:53] ---
    You can't! Without money, I won't be
    able to pay my power, gas, or water bills!
[18:00] ---
    I can't live with all
    my utilities turned off!
[18:03] ---
    You have a sword to your throat
    and you're still pinching pennies?
[18:06] ---
    That's Zenisky for you...
[18:07] ---
    Koganesky! Please, spare me!
[18:10] ---
    What'll it be, Koganesky?
[18:15] ---
    F-Finish him...!
[18:17] ---
    You're going to forsake your own father?!
[18:21] ---
    Begging your son to spare
    your life is pathetic.
[18:24] ---
    I think I should put you out of
    your misery right here and now!
[18:39] ---
    What do you think you're doing? Stand aside!
[18:43] ---
    I won't go easy on you
    just because you're a kid!
[18:48] ---
    I-I'm not moving!
[18:50] ---
    Why are you protecting your old man?
    I thought you wanted me to kill him!
[18:55] ---
    Don't you see, Laharl? This is what love is.
[18:59] ---
    More of your "love" crap?!
[19:01] ---
    Love, love, love! I'm sick of you and
    your "love" prattle, you damn Love Freak!
[19:04] ---
    You can call me whatever
    you like, I don't care!
[19:07] ---
    What's so bad about believing in love?
[19:09] ---
    You and your people are just refusing to
    see the love that's right in front of you!
[19:15] ---
    You, too, Koganesky. Be honest
    with yourself about your feelings.
[19:19] ---
    The truth is, you love your father very much.
[19:22] ---
    I do not! I hate Daddy!
[19:25] ---
    I hate him more than anything!
[19:27] ---
    Sounds to me like you like him, though.
[19:29] ---
    I just... I just wanted him
    to not be Overlord anymore...
[19:33] ---
    ...and go back to being my plain old Daddy!
[19:36] ---
    I want my old Daddy back,
    the one who would play with me!
[19:41] ---
    O my son, forgive me for being
    the cause of such loneliness in you!
[19:45] ---
    The fault lies with me!
[19:46] ---
    No, it was I who was the horrible one!
[19:48] ---
    No, our sorrows can be traced
    back to my having neglected you!
[19:55] ---
    Oh, father!
[19:56] ---
    My son!
[19:58] ---
    Oh, puke!
[20:00] ---
    Go spout this crap somewhere else!
[20:10] ---
    Did you send them to
    another dimension or something?
[20:13] ---
    Are you sure that not finishing
    him off was a smart idea?
[20:15] ---
    Killing him wouldn't have earned me
    any more money to pay the Prinnies with.
[20:19] ---
    Oh, so you passed judgment like Solomon did!
[20:21] ---
    Be quiet! Looking at those two made me sick,
    so I got rid of them, that's all!
[20:25] ---
    Too bad, you had all kinds of
    different punishment options.
[20:29] ---
    You could've made an
    example of him by exiling him,
[20:31] ---
    or forcing him to mine gold in the
    Netherworld mines for all eternity.
[20:35] ---
    The important thing is, does this
    place have anything to eat in it?!
[20:37] ---
    I'll cook you something!
[20:38] ---
    You're off cooking duty!
[20:40] ---
    That's okay, Flonne!
[20:48] ---
    Laharl.
[20:50] ---
    Do you love your father?
[20:53] ---
    No, I hate you!
[20:55] ---
    Very good, that is the
    typical answer for a demon.
[20:58] ---
    I don't mind you saying that for now.
[21:00] ---
    But one day, I...
[21:03] ---
    I wonder what my old man
    was trying to tell me back then?
[21:06] ---
    Laharl!
[21:08] ---
    The Prinnies are done making dinner.
    Aren't you going to eat?
[21:11] ---
    Oh, right.
[21:14] ---
    Um, would it be okay if I
    spoke frankly for a minute?
[21:19] ---
    I was wrong about you, Laharl.
[21:22] ---
    It's true that you're
    conceited and self-centered
[21:25] ---
    and think the world revolves around you.
[21:28] ---
    And there are plenty more
    shortcomings where those came from.
[21:31] ---
    Would you get to the point, already?!
[21:32] ---
    Today, I discovered the slightest
    hint of kindness in your heart!
[21:39] ---
    Oh, would you give it a rest?!
    I don't have to stand here and take this!
[21:43] ---
    Anyway, it's you and your Love Freak crap
[21:45] ---
    that made me think of my
    old man in the first place!
[21:49] ---
    Hey! Where's the Demon Tome?!
[21:51] ---
    It's wasn't there, dood!
[21:52] ---
    What did you say?! Who the hell bought it?!
[21:57] ---
    Laharl, it might be just a small
    hint of kindness right now,
[22:02] ---
    but I have great hope that
    you will open your eyes to love.
[22:10] ---
    What the heck is this?
[22:12] ---
    Oh, I bought that at the
    pawn shop this afternoon.
[22:15] ---
    Isn't the elaborate binding wonderful?
[22:21] ---
    --Why, this is...!
[22:21] ---
    --Why, this is...!
[22:44] ---
    Aoi hiru ga meguru hoshi de
    toki no ruupu mezametara,
[22:51] ---
    chigau kokoro motta mono
    atsumareba nanika ga okiru yo.
[22:59] ---
    Yokubou de umeru no ka?
    Ai wa hito no tame ni ugoko no ka?
[23:07] ---
    Dotchi datte kamawanai yo, suki ni yaru dake.
[23:15] ---
    Hikari to kage kono sekai
    de subete ga imi aru egoisuto.
[23:23] ---
    Hitotsu hitotsu no kakera wa
    sou baransu wo ninai ikiteru.
[23:31] ---
    Omou no mama, kokoro no mama
    ni ima wa onaji sora no shita
[23:43] ---
    hikari to kage wa kurikaesu.
[23:47] ---
    Chain react
[23:59] ---
    Super-babe treasure hunter Etna
    begins her grand adventure
[24:01] ---
    in search of a legendary treasure right now!
[24:05] ---
    Maybe, maybe not, dood.
[24:07] ---
    Mysteries that lie in wait! Horrifying traps!
[24:10] ---
    When I get the treasure,
    it's going to trigger something!
[24:12] ---
    Maybe, maybe not, dood.
[24:14] ---
    Next time on Disgaea! "The Dungeon
    of Temptation! Maybe, Maybe Not..."
[24:20] ---
    Maybe, maybe not, dood.
[24:21] ---
    This seems kinda iffy.
    Are they really gonna air it?
[24:23] ---
    "Next Time: The Dungeon of
    Temptation! Maybe, Maybe Not..."
[24:24] ---
    Maybe, maybe not, dood.