1 - The Sleeping Prince in the Garbage Dump

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[00:50] ---
    "Disgaea"
[00:54] ---
    It's like I'm tied up tight
    by the sighs of love.
[01:00] ---
    I can't break free no
    matter what spell I try.
[01:07] ---
    Tranquil eyes that conceal sorrow behind them
[01:13] ---
    throw my heart into turmoil
    more than they ought to.
[01:20] ---
    You mean more to me than I do,
[01:26] ---
    even though we both
    refuse to admit to our feelings.
[01:33] ---
    You're the one for me.
    I don't care if you're a demon.
[01:39] ---
    Oh, this is a miracle
    that I've stumbled upon.
[01:45] ---
    Even these wounds that never fade,
    even this profound karma.
[01:52] ---
    Oh, I'll give you my love.
[01:55] ---
    Time and again, no matter where you are.
[02:03] ---
    I'll give you my love.
[02:21] ---
    "The Sleeping Prince in the Garbage Dump"
[02:54] ---
    Is anyone home?
[03:06] ---
    Ouch...
[03:10] ---
    Ew, it smells in here...
[03:13] ---
    What is this place, a garbage dump?
    W-Where's the exit?
[03:27] ---
    This is it, no doubt about it!
    It has the Overlord's crest on it!
[03:32] ---
    Finally...! At long last I've
    found it, Seraph Lamington!
[03:36] ---
    Thank you for your guidance!
[03:42] ---
    Now, it is finally time for me
    to carry out my mission!
[03:46] ---
    I'm gonna give it everything I've got!
[03:47] ---
    Prinpretty pripannica!
[03:52] ---
    Holy Arrow!
[04:05] ---
    Uh-oh, it looks like I have
    a ways to go... In that case--!
[04:09] ---
    Hup!
[04:23] ---
    Okay, then!
[05:01] ---
    Who goes there?!
[05:04] ---
    What suicidal fool dares disturb
    the sleep of the mighty Laharl?!
[05:20] ---
    Oh, dear.
[05:23] ---
    Where the hell am I?
[05:24] ---
    I think it's some kind of garbage dump.
[05:26] ---
    Garbage?! I could've sworn
    I was in the Overlord's Castle...
[05:31] ---
    Hey, wait a minute.
    Were you the one who woke me up?
[05:36] ---
    Yes. Um, I'm sorry for disturbing
    you while you were resting.
[05:40] ---
    I'm Flonne, an assassin
    dispatched from Celestia!
[05:44] ---
    What?
[05:45] ---
    Well, like I said, I'm
    an assassin named Flonne.
[05:50] ---
    You're an angel?
[05:52] ---
    Actually, I'm just an Angel Trainee.
[05:56] ---
    A lowly angel in training
    thinks she can assassinate me?!
[06:03] ---
    No, that's not quite right!
    I had the wrong person!
[06:06] ---
    Er, make that the wrong demon!
[06:09] ---
    Come again?
[06:10] ---
    If you don't mind my asking...
    Did you just say that your name was Laharl?
[06:13] ---
    The one and only! I am the mighty Laharl!
[06:16] ---
    Oh, I knew it! I had the wrong person!
[06:19] ---
    But that coffin had the crest
    of the Overlord on it,
[06:22] ---
    so I assumed that
    King Krichevskoy was sleeping inside.
[06:27] ---
    You moron!
[06:34] ---
    King Krichevskoy is my old man!
[06:38] ---
    He's your father?!
[06:39] ---
    So let me get this straight. A flunky like
    you came here to assassinate the Overlord?
[06:43] ---
    Right!
[06:46] ---
    Well, he is a weakling, so it's no surprise
    that Celestia doesn't think much of him.
[06:51] ---
    Um, to be perfectly honest, I think
    that assassination is a terrible thing.
[06:58] ---
    But I was told that it was of
[06:59] ---
    vital importance for both the
    Netherworld and Celestia.
[07:02] ---
    You are such a moron.
[07:04] ---
    Even when you yourself
    don't agree with something,
[07:06] ---
    if somebody tells you to
    do it, you go, "Sir, yes sir!"?
[07:10] ---
    So, Celestia's full of lapdogs like you, huh?
[07:19] ---
    It went out.
[07:21] ---
    Are you okay?
[07:22] ---
    Don't touch me!
[07:25] ---
    What the hell? I've got no strength...
[07:28] ---
    You don't seem to be feeling well.
[07:31] ---
    I'll use a restoration spell
    to make you feel better!
[07:34] ---
    Prinpretty Pripannica!
[07:38] ---
    Be restored, strength of love!
[07:40] ---
    Love, you say? Love is for losers!
[07:46] ---
    Don't you ever say the word
    "love" in front of me!
[08:05] ---
    Hey, this is the ancestral
    crypt of the Overlords.
[08:08] ---
    What was I doing in a place like this?
[08:14] ---
    What's going on?
[08:21] ---
    W-Wait for me!
[08:27] ---
    That hurt...
[08:33] ---
    King Krichevskoy has passed away?!
[08:35] ---
    What?!
[08:36] ---
    Oh, I've seen this castle before! I saw it
    when I first came down to the Netherworld!
[08:42] ---
    Gimme!
[08:43] ---
    There was smoke and fire everywhere.
[08:46] ---
    What's this?! He died two years ago?!
[08:50] ---
    But he was alive and kicking
    right before I lay down for my nap!
[08:53] ---
    So I've been asleep for two years...?
[08:57] ---
    I've been searching for two whole years, too.
[08:59] ---
    I'm a little amazed that you didn't know,
    and not in a good way.
[09:02] ---
    Darn it, and here I thought
    that I'd finally found the castle...
[09:05] ---
    This isn't the castle! It's a crypt.
[09:08] ---
    That first castle you saw
    was the Overlord's Castle.
[09:13] ---
    You're pretty dense, aren't you?
[09:16] ---
    Where are you going?
[09:17] ---
    Back to the castle!
    This is wrong! It's all wrong!
[09:21] ---
    It says here, "The great
    Overlord met a tragic end
[09:24] ---
    when he choked on a
    Dumpling of the Damned."
[09:37] ---
    My old man was a fool,
    right up to the very end!
[09:40] ---
    That weakling!
[09:41] ---
    You shouldn't laugh! It's cruel!
[09:44] ---
    Excuse me?
[09:45] ---
    I mean, you'll never,
    ever see your father again!
[09:49] ---
    Yeah, what about it?
[09:51] ---
    It's so mean! It's so sad!
[09:53] ---
    Should a girl who came here to assassinate
    my old man be saying stuff like that?
[09:58] ---
    This and that are two
    entirely different things.
[10:00] ---
    Aren't you sad?
[10:02] ---
    Nope. Not one bit.
[10:04] ---
    That can't be true.
[10:06] ---
    When you lose a loved one or
    something that's precious to you,
[10:09] ---
    I think you're supposed to cry!
[10:11] ---
    I think you're supposed to be heartbroken!
[10:13] ---
    I don't understand a single
    word you're saying.
[10:16] ---
    But why...?
[10:17] ---
    What do you mean, why?!
    'Cause I'm a demon, that's why!
[10:21] ---
    Do you mean to say that demons
    don't know what it's like to feel sad?
[10:26] ---
    Nope.
[10:29] ---
    If that's true, then demons don't
    know what it's like to feel love, either?
[10:35] ---
    Sadness is made possible because of love!
[10:40] ---
    Exactly! Demons don't feel love, either!
[10:42] ---
    But that's... That's so sad...!
[10:45] ---
    I'll never, ever acknowledge
    love as anything but worthless!
[11:16] ---
    You bastard... Do you have any idea who I am?
[11:21] ---
    You're Laharl, legitimate
    heir to King Krichevskoy.
[11:24] ---
    I didn't expect you to wake up.
[11:26] ---
    What?
[11:28] ---
    Violence is never the answer!
    Let's talk this out!
[11:33] ---
    Quit butting in with your mindless yammering!
[11:35] ---
    I doubt you have any strength left to fight!
[11:43] ---
    Are you all right?
[11:44] ---
    My body isn't doing what I tell it to do...
[12:11] ---
    "Disgaea"
[12:14] ---
    "Disgaea"
[12:27] ---
    What the hell is that?
[12:44] ---
    How cool!
[12:45] ---
    You think so?
[13:01] ---
    The emissary of justice who endlessly fights
    the good fight to safeguard peace on Earth!
[13:06] ---
    Who the hell are these irritating fools?
[13:08] ---
    Don't interrupt!
[13:10] ---
    The rule for the villain is that he hears the
    hero out while he makes his entrance speech!
[13:15] ---
    Don't assume that I'm the villain here!
[13:19] ---
    Captain Gordon, 37th
    Defender of Earth, has arrived!
[13:27] ---
    Earth, huh?
[13:28] ---
    Amazing! That was so cool!
[13:31] ---
    Thank you, fair maiden!
    Have no fear, Captain Gordon is here!
[13:42] ---
    You two aren't hurt, are you?
[13:44] ---
    You're safe now, we've taken
    care of those two scary demons.
[13:49] ---
    We're here to rescue you.
    Now, climb aboard our spaceship.
[14:00] ---
    What's the matter?
[14:03] ---
    Stay away from me!
[14:05] ---
    Keep that freakishly
    voluptuous body away from me!
[14:10] ---
    Laharl, what's the matter?
[14:12] ---
    Oh, I understand now!
    You're going through puberty, aren't you?
[14:15] ---
    My body is completely different
    from your girlfriend's, so it's no wonder.
[14:21] ---
    Who are you calling my girlfriend,
    you insolent wench...?
[14:25] ---
    Laharl, hang in there!
[14:27] ---
    Laharl, your weakness
    isn't voluptuous bodies, is it?
[14:31] ---
    Still, it would be terrible if these
    tremors developed into something serious.
[14:35] ---
    Thursday, run a diagnosis.
[14:37] ---
    Roger. Now scanning in medical mode.
[14:46] ---
    Check complete.
    Poison detected in subject's body.
[14:51] ---
    Poison?
[14:52] ---
    Poison?! Was it you?!
[14:54] ---
    I would never do such a cowardly thing!
[14:56] ---
    Wait right here! I'll get the first aid kit!
[14:59] ---
    That's all right! I'll
    cast an antidote spell!
[15:03] ---
    Spell?
[15:12] ---
    What a warm, gentle light...
[15:15] ---
    Miss, what in the world
    was that power you just used?
[15:18] ---
    I'm Flonne, an Angel Trainee.
[15:22] ---
    An angel, you say?
[15:23] ---
    Oh, so we saved the life of an angel!
[15:27] ---
    This is Laharl! He's a demon prince!
[15:30] ---
    You're saying that this boy is a demon?!
[15:34] ---
    Now I see! We interrupted
    you and those monsters
[15:37] ---
    as you were about to attack
    this helpless little angel girl!
[15:40] ---
    Don't be stupid!
[15:44] ---
    Oh, that's wonderful! The poison's gone!
[15:53] ---
    Laharl!
[15:54] ---
    How rude!
[16:01] ---
    Oh, my!
[16:02] ---
    Oh!
[16:04] ---
    Danger! Danger! Sexual harassment!
[16:08] ---
    That's weird.
[16:09] ---
    What is?
[16:11] ---
    Thanks to that flat chest of yours,
    I don't feel like barfing anymore.
[16:15] ---
    I'm glad that I could help!
[16:16] ---
    Hands off the angel, foul demon!
[16:19] ---
    Angel, come over here! Hurry!
[16:21] ---
    Come, come! Hurry over to us!
[16:23] ---
    Hey, human!
[16:24] ---
    What do you want, vile fiend?!
[16:29] ---
    Hey, that hurt!
[16:31] ---
    The Netherworld belongs to me!
    I won't stand for this invasion!
[16:36] ---
    What invasion? I came
    here to vanquish demons!
[16:40] ---
    Jennifer! Thursday! Begin formation!
[16:44] ---
    Roger!
[16:54] ---
    Now, taste the fierce attack of justice!
[16:57] ---
    Oh, shut up!
[17:15] ---
    I'm back! I'm back in action!
[17:18] ---
    Now that's the power I'm used to!
[17:27] ---
    What have you done?
[17:29] ---
    Laharl! Violence is never the answer!
[17:32] ---
    This was just a misunderstanding!
    We could have worked it out by talking!
[17:36] ---
    Look, your job is done,
    so go back to Celestia.
[17:38] ---
    After all, my old man's dead.
    All you have to do is take credit for it.
[17:43] ---
    It's wrong to lie!
[17:47] ---
    Have it your way, then.
    I'm going back to the Overlord's Castle.
[17:56] ---
    It's gone! Gone! My pendant is missing!
[17:59] ---
    Laharl, have you seen my pendant?!
[18:01] ---
    Nope.
[18:02] ---
    I got that pendant from the Seraph himself...
[18:05] ---
    Without that pendant, an Angel Trainee like
    me can't stay in the Netherworld for long!
[18:12] ---
    I was only able to search for
    the Overlord these past two years
[18:15] ---
    because I was under that
    pendant's protection!
[18:18] ---
    If I can't find it, all my strength will be
    sapped away by the Netherworld, and I'll die!
[18:24] ---
    Sounds good to me.
[18:27] ---
    It'll save me the trouble
    of killing you myself.
[18:30] ---
    But if you really, really need it, I could
    help you look for it if the price is right.
[18:35] ---
    Really, you will?! Then please! Help me look!
[18:38] ---
    Oh, dear... What happened to all
    the spending money I was given?
[18:42] ---
    If you're gonna ask a demon for a favor,
    you better have some money on hand.
[18:46] ---
    Wait! Laharl!
[18:55] ---
    Curse that demon! He looked like a child,
    so I let my guard down! But not next time!
[18:59] ---
    Thursday, where did you get that pendant?
[19:02] ---
    I found it.
[19:07] ---
    Shiny, shiny, shiny...
[19:09] ---
    It's not here...
[19:10] ---
    Or here! Or here! Or here! Or here! Or here!
[19:13] ---
    I can't find it!
[19:18] ---
    What am I gonna do...?
    If I don't find it, I'm gonna disappear...
[19:32] ---
    Would you give it a rest?!
[19:33] ---
    It wasn't--
[19:36] ---
    Laharl!
[19:39] ---
    I guess you're not the only one
    who doesn't know when to quit.
[19:58] ---
    He isn't fighting like he was before!
[20:00] ---
    Of course I'm not!
    You're facing the real Laharl this time!
[20:18] ---
    Answer me. You were surprised
    when you saw me awake, weren't you?
[20:22] ---
    What do you know?
[20:25] ---
    Were you the one who poisoned me?
[20:30] ---
    Answer me, or you get this.
[20:33] ---
    Wait! I'll talk, so don't! Spare me,
    I'll tell you anything you want to know!
[20:37] ---
    Then start talking!
[20:49] ---
    Moron.
[20:51] ---
    That was terrible, Laharl!
    You said that you would spare him!
[20:57] ---
    You try to solve everything with violence...
[21:00] ---
    What you do tramples all over love!
[21:03] ---
    There's that "love" again... I've had it
    up to here with that love fixation of yours!
[21:08] ---
    Your way of thinking causes
[21:10] ---
    terrible disasters in both
    Celestia and the human world.
[21:14] ---
    I might rot away soon.
[21:17] ---
    But I will use every ounce of
    strength I have to assassinate you!
[21:22] ---
    I thought it was my old man
    that you wanted to assassinate!
[21:24] ---
    No, I changed my target just now!
[21:27] ---
    This oughta be good. Let's do it.
[21:29] ---
    I'm sick of you and
    your stupid Love Freak crap!
[21:32] ---
    Here goes! Durian Dragon Dranyago!
[21:48] ---
    Hey! We both know you're no match for me,
[21:51] ---
    but that's no excuse not
    to fight me yourself!
[21:53] ---
    You call yourself an
    angel?! This is cheating!
[21:56] ---
    Okay, dragon! Go get that demon
    who denies the value of love!
[22:04] ---
    Whatever! Come get some!
[22:19] ---
    Ah, there he is!
[22:44] ---
    If people ever notice the cycle of time on
    this world where blue skies come and go,
[22:52] ---
    something's bound to happen when
    people with different outlooks get together.
[23:00] ---
    Will we be buried by our desires?
    Will love come and save the day?
[23:08] ---
    Either way, it doesn't matter to me.
    I'm gonna do as I please.
[23:15] ---
    Light and shadow, egoists for whom
    everything in the world has meaning,
[23:23] ---
    every little fragment lives his life
    with the balance on their shoulders.
[23:31] ---
    Doing whatever we want,
    having it exactly the way we want it.
[23:39] ---
    Right now, under the same sky,
[23:43] ---
    light and shadow repeat again and again.
[23:48] ---
    Chain react
[23:59] ---
    Hi! Disgaea's all about my previews!
    They're more popular than the show itself!
[24:03] ---
    Believe it or not, in episode 2,
    Prince Laharl dies in the line of duty!
[24:06] ---
    Hey, don't try to kill me off!
[24:08] ---
    As grief casts a shadow over the
    Netherworld, a new heroine appears!
[24:11] ---
    Rise up, dark beauty Princess Etna!
[24:13] ---
    Who made you a princess?
[24:15] ---
    Next time on Disgaea!
    "Scratch 1 Mid-Boss, Add 1 Vassal"!
[24:19] ---
    Be won over as the princess
    conveys her feelings through song!
[24:22] ---
    The title's the only thing
    that's normal about this preview.
[24:23] ---
    "Next Time:
    Scratch 1 Mid-Boss, Add 1 Vassal"
[24:24] ---
    Well, the adults have their reasons.