6 - Etna's Embarrassing Secret

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[00:09] ---
    "Disgaea"
[00:13] ---
    Ai no tameiki ni shibarareteru mitai.
[00:19] ---
    Donna jumon de mo hodokenai no yo.
[00:26] ---
    Urei wo hisometa shizuka na hitomi ga
[00:31] ---
    yokei ni kokoro kakimidashiteku.
[00:39] ---
    Sunao ja nai watashi yori motto
[00:45] ---
    sunao ja nai anata ga itoshii.
[00:51] ---
    Anata ga ii no, akuma de mo ii.
[00:58] ---
    Ah, ima meguriaeta kiseki.
[01:04] ---
    Kienai kizu mo, fukai karuma mo.
[01:11] ---
    Ah aishitageru,
[01:14] ---
    doko ni ite mo nando demo.
[01:22] ---
    Aishitageru.
[01:44] ---
    Wow, I see something swirling down there...
[01:49] ---
    If you fell into that, there's no
    telling where you'd be sent off to!
[01:52] ---
    Sent off to?
[01:54] ---
    Wait a minute! Don't tell
    me that you don't know
[01:56] ---
    why we've been taking all this
    time walking on the ground?
[01:59] ---
    No. Why are we?
[02:01] ---
    Look, there's no cohesion in the void
    between one floating island and the next.
[02:06] ---
    So if you get careless and
    fall in, there's no telling--
[02:09] ---
    I'm trying, but I still don't understand...
[02:11] ---
    If you can't wrap your head around,
    maybe some firsthand experience will help!
[02:21] ---
    Highness, that was just plain mean!
[02:23] ---
    What, do you want to give it a try, too?
[02:25] ---
    Sir! No, sir!
[02:27] ---
    If we're clear on that,
    get your tail in gear.
[02:29] ---
    Roger!
[02:32] ---
    That was mean, Laharl! Huh?
[02:36] ---
    Wow, is this a miracle?
[02:41] ---
    I guess not.
[02:42] ---
    What's the holdup back there? Get a move on!
[02:45] ---
    Coming!
[02:46] ---
    Wait for me!
[02:49] ---
    Laharl! Etna! Please don't leave me!
[02:52] ---
    Help me!
[02:54] ---
    "Etna's Embarrassing Secret"
[03:01] ---
    So, that's the castle of the criminal
    mastermind who put a bounty on my head, huh?
[03:05] ---
    It's just like Sardia said.
[03:08] ---
    "Go through the Evil Forest,
[03:10] ---
    crawl along the Cliffs of Despair,
[03:13] ---
    and cross the Rope Bridge of the Damned,
    and there shall ye find
[03:16] ---
    the castle that ye seeketh."
[03:18] ---
    But remember, she also said,
    "Maybe, maybe not."
[03:21] ---
    So this might belong to
    another demon entirely.
[03:24] ---
    We'll find out soon enough when we get there.
[03:25] ---
    All right, let's go claim that bounty.
[03:28] ---
    Yeah!
[03:34] ---
    A flower petal? Where'd it come from?
[03:37] ---
    C'mon, Flonne! We're gonna leave you behind!
[03:39] ---
    Wait for me!
[03:52] ---
    The place sure looks the part, doesn't it?
[04:01] ---
    The Master will be with you shortly.
    Please wait here.
[04:05] ---
    That's very kind of you.
[04:08] ---
    Thank you so much!
[04:13] ---
    Well, well, well. What have we here?
[04:15] ---
    I should have known it was you.
[04:19] ---
    Hi, Highness! It's been too long!
[04:22] ---
    Wilkommen to Maderas Castle! Welcome!
[04:26] ---
    Who is he? Is this mincing
    demon an acquaintance of yours?
[04:31] ---
    Mincing demon, indeed!
    Such a rude girl you are!
[04:34] ---
    His name is Maderas.
    He was banished from the castle,
[04:37] ---
    for stealing my old man's favorite
    snack, steamed buns of the damned.
[04:41] ---
    Maderas, that's me! Yay!
[04:43] ---
    Yay...
[04:45] ---
    Still, since you're a familiar face,
    that will make things easier.
[04:48] ---
    It'll save me the trouble of negotiating.
[04:50] ---
    Now, how about forking over the bounty
[04:53] ---
    that you so graciously put on the
    head of the great Overlord Laharl?!
[04:56] ---
    Yeah, but make the check payable to me!
[04:59] ---
    What?
[05:00] ---
    No offense, Highness, but you're the
    most gullible demon in the Netherworld.
[05:04] ---
    It's almost funny.
[05:09] ---
    Highness! Say "ah"!
[05:13] ---
    Buh-bye, Highness! Flonne!
[05:16] ---
    Auf wiedersehen, Highness!
    You can call me Overlord Maderas!
[05:20] ---
    I'm so wonderful!
[05:29] ---
    Where are we?
[05:30] ---
    I have no idea...
[05:35] ---
    What's the deal with this place?
[05:36] ---
    Oh, my! Are we awake?
[05:40] ---
    Laharl, that mincing, creepy demon
    has grown to gigantic proportions!
[05:46] ---
    You have it backwards.
    We're the ones who have gotten small.
[05:50] ---
    That's my prince! You catch on so quickly!
[05:53] ---
    Etna!
[05:54] ---
    Hi there, itty-bitty Flonne!
[05:56] ---
    Etna, you have some nerve,
    tricking me like this!
[06:00] ---
    I'm real sorry about that, but for various
    reasons, I can't disobey Maderas' orders!
[06:07] ---
    Etna is my utterly
    obedient and faithful pet dog!
[06:11] ---
    It was she who tossed you into the crypt!
[06:14] ---
    It was she who tipped off Sardia!
[06:16] ---
    And it was she who had
    the Prinnies circulate those flyers!
[06:19] ---
    It was all Etna's doing!
[06:21] ---
    Yay!
[06:22] ---
    It can't be...
[06:24] ---
    So, what is it that you two
    hope to get out of this?
[06:26] ---
    To be perfectly honest, you stand
    between me and the Overlord's throne.
[06:31] ---
    Huh? Tell me, Maderas. Just now, did you
    say that you were going to be Overlord?
[06:35] ---
    Yes! That's right!
[06:37] ---
    What a lame joke. I'll never let a
    pathetic bozo like you be Overlord.
[06:42] ---
    The only Overlord around
    here is me! Chew on this!
[06:51] ---
    You can't do a thing while you're in there!
    Even your Overlord's Wrath spell is blocked!
[06:57] ---
    I'm such a genius!
[06:59] ---
    That's my Maderas! The demon
    who will be Overlord! Maybe!
[07:03] ---
    When it comes to dirty tricks,
    you're the best in the Netherworld!
[07:07] ---
    I can't believe it. I simply can't
    believe that Etna would betray us...
[07:11] ---
    Your enemies and allies can change
    depending on the time and place.
[07:14] ---
    Demons aren't to be trusted.
[07:17] ---
    That's what it is to be a demon.
[07:19] ---
    You're kidding...
[07:21] ---
    Okay, you two! Spin the wheel,
    move forward the number of spaces it says,
[07:25] ---
    and then spend all eternity acting out
    the lives written on the space you land on!
[07:30] ---
    Oh, I am such a genius!
[07:37] ---
    What does he mean?
[07:45] ---
    Laharl!
[07:51] ---
    "Fall in with the wrong
    crowd, join a biker gang,
[07:53] ---
    and climb the ranks to become gang leader"?
[07:55] ---
    What the hell? "Your dream
    is to become a prima donna"?
[08:10] ---
    Lord Maderas? Lord Maderas?
[08:13] ---
    C'mon, give me what you promised me!
[08:15] ---
    Why, whatever could you mean?
[08:17] ---
    Oh, you! Don't play coy
    with me, you big tease!
[08:21] ---
    We both know that our deal was that
    if I tricked the Prince into coming here,
[08:24] ---
    you'd give me my memories back!
[08:26] ---
    And that I'd also get
    all the bounty as a reward.
[08:30] ---
    Oh, did I really promise you that?
[08:40] ---
    What's the big idea?! Keep your
    word and give me my memories back!
[08:43] ---
    Now, by "memories," do you mean that
    terribly embarrassing set of memories?
[08:47] ---
    Yes, those! Hand 'em over! Right now!
[08:50] ---
    Don't you "Right now"
    me, missy! Now, go away!
[08:53] ---
    Shoo! Shoo! Shoo!
[08:54] ---
    Hey, what are you trying to pull?!
    This isn't part of the deal!
[08:58] ---
    Hey! Open up! Gimme back my memories!
[09:01] ---
    And fork over that bounty, too!
    Gimme back my memories!
[09:03] ---
    Hush your mouth this instant! Or I'll plaster
    your memories all over the Netherworld!
[09:09] ---
    Honestly, her and her
    "deal" nonsense... What a fool.
[09:13] ---
    What self-respecting demon
    would keep a promise?
[09:16] ---
    Isn't that right, Highness?
[09:18] ---
    Do you suppose that Etna was
    tricked by that mincing demon?
[09:29] ---
    I knew that's where he's keeping them...
[09:32] ---
    Krichevskoy, I hated that man so much.
[09:36] ---
    Honestly, choking on a
    steamed bun like that...
[09:39] ---
    It serves him right, dying in
    such a stupid, undignified way.
[09:44] ---
    I don't like being forced
    to listen to his ramblings,
[09:48] ---
    but I like being turned
    into a game piece even less!
[09:51] ---
    Duh, why's that?
[09:53] ---
    Oh, now what?!
[09:56] ---
    Now, then, I think I'll go
    take a sweat in the bath...
[10:16] ---
    Okay, those memories are mine!
[10:24] ---
    "Disgaea"
[10:27] ---
    "Disgaea"
[10:34] ---
    Howdy, boys!
[10:38] ---
    What? I don't get it, why aren't they here?
[10:41] ---
    Oh, your memories aren't in there.
[10:45] ---
    I've been spotted, huh?
[10:49] ---
    If they aren't here, where are they?
[10:51] ---
    Oh, my, what's with this attitude?
    That isn't very ladylike.
[10:55] ---
    Hurry up and gimme back my memories,
    you double-dealing, mincing weirdo!
[10:59] ---
    Oh, I do so love being called double-dealing!
[11:04] ---
    You lying little worm! You sneak!
[11:07] ---
    Turds-for-brains! Go to hell!
[11:09] ---
    Oh, being called names feels so good!
[11:13] ---
    You're a dead man!
[11:14] ---
    Are you some kind of idiot?
[11:16] ---
    Anyway, how important could memories
    that you threw away possibly be?
[11:19] ---
    None of your business! Just give 'em back!
[11:21] ---
    I'd die of shame if embarrassing
    memories like those were made public!
[11:24] ---
    Perhaps, but since I found them,
    they belong to me now.
[11:27] ---
    I've separated your
    memories into three categories:
[11:29] ---
    Slightly Embarrassing Memories,
[11:30] ---
    Moderately Embarrassing Memories,
[11:32] ---
    and Extremely Embarrassing Memories.
[11:34] ---
    I've hidden them somewhere in the castle.
[11:38] ---
    Hidden where?!
[11:39] ---
    I can't tell you that.
[11:40] ---
    I need to have you continue to serve
    me as my faithful dog for a while yet.
[11:47] ---
    Why, you little... How much longer are
    you gonna keep exploiting my weakness?!
[11:51] ---
    You sleaze!
[11:53] ---
    Yes! Yell at me some more!
[11:55] ---
    Now we know the truth, Laharl! Etna was
    being blackmailed by that mincing demon!
[12:00] ---
    Maderas always was a coward who took
    advantage of his opponents' weaknesses.
[12:04] ---
    But that doesn't change
    the fact that Etna betrayed me.
[12:14] ---
    Oh, please, Lord Maderas,
    give me back my memories...!
[12:17] ---
    Just give me back my memories,
    I don't need any reward...!
[12:23] ---
    All right, toss the game board into
    the fireplace and burn it, Prince and all.
[12:28] ---
    With the Prince dead, the
    throne is as good as mine,
[12:32] ---
    and you will have your memories back.
[12:33] ---
    The two of us will live happily ever after.
[12:45] ---
    Well, you heard the man!
    Nothing personal, guys!
[12:55] ---
    Now my selection as the
    next Overlord is secure!
[12:58] ---
    Okay, now are you going
    to give me back my memories?
[13:01] ---
    Oh, is that what I said?
[13:05] ---
    Beauty!
[13:12] ---
    Wherever there are teardrops that fall
    upon the lovely flowers of the fields,
[13:16] ---
    my smile will be there to gently
[13:18] ---
    wipe them away like the wind!
    In flower language, I am--
[13:20] ---
    Who's that?
[13:21] ---
    I-I can't see a thing! I'm blind as a bat!
[13:25] ---
    All right, then! B-Beauty!
[13:41] ---
    Lord Maderas, all those embarrassing
    memories have us about to blow!
[13:45] ---
    You fools! Just tell her that the memories
    are in your heads, why don't you?!
[13:52] ---
    Oh, so you hid 'em inside
    the heads of these Prinnies, did you?
[13:59] ---
    All done! You can come
    out now, Highness! Flonne!
[14:04] ---
    Curse you, Etna! You betrayed me!
[14:06] ---
    Welcome to the club!
[14:07] ---
    Dood, I can't hold it in!
[14:08] ---
    I'm about to hurl!
[14:10] ---
    I wanna spill the beans, dood!
[14:14] ---
    Keeps your mouths shut!
[14:16] ---
    Seriously, we're about to blow, dood!
[14:28] ---
    Come forth, my minions! Defeat Laharl!
[14:41] ---
    It's a wonderful life!
[14:44] ---
    Peace on earth!
[14:47] ---
    Let's all be friends! Women,
    take the initiative!
[14:51] ---
    Laharl? Why are you losing
    your strength all of a sudden?
[14:54] ---
    Oh, that. The Prince has a problem
    with cheerful, progressive sayings.
[14:59] ---
    Now, my Progressive Sloganeering Squad!
    Finish him off!
[15:02] ---
    A warm, caring heart!
[15:05] ---
    The beauty of compassion!
[15:09] ---
    Self-sacrifice for the common good!
[15:14] ---
    Laharl!
[15:16] ---
    Heal!
[15:21] ---
    Laharl, hang in there!
[15:24] ---
    Joy and blessings to all!
[15:26] ---
    Glory and enthusiasm!
[15:30] ---
    Heal!
[15:32] ---
    Laharl, don't let them beat you!
[15:34] ---
    A loving heart!
    Strength through faith in others!
[15:37] ---
    Heal! Laharl, don't give up!
[15:40] ---
    Kindness and affection!
[15:42] ---
    Heal! C'mon, Laharl!
[15:44] ---
    A noble heart!
[15:46] ---
    Heal! Laharl, you can--
[15:48] ---
    Hey! Are you sure you're not
    just playing games with me?!
[15:51] ---
    I'm not playing games with you!
[15:53] ---
    But if you asked me if I was having
    fun, I'd be lying if I said I wasn't.
[15:56] ---
    I'll devote my life to keeping you safe!
    Let's keep on loving each other!
[16:00] ---
    To you I pledge my eternal love!
[16:04] ---
    That's wonderful!
    Those are my two favorite words!
[16:07] ---
    Eternal love!
[16:10] ---
    Are you trying to kill me, you loony angel?!
[16:13] ---
    How dare you spout off
    the words I hate more than--
[16:15] ---
    Eternal love! Eternal love!
[16:18] ---
    Eternal love! Eternal love!
[16:22] ---
    Love forever!
[16:24] ---
    Laharl! Hang in there!
[16:29] ---
    Highness, I'll give you a little
    going-away present before you die.
[16:32] ---
    You know the bun that Krichevskoy choked
    to death on? Well, I had it specially made.
[16:44] ---
    Now, here is today's question.
[16:47] ---
    Here we see two steamed buns of the damned.
[16:49] ---
    One of them is delicious,
    and one of them tastes terrible.
[16:53] ---
    Now, choose the delicious one.
[16:58] ---
    Never make a decision based on
    something's outward appearance, Laharl.
[17:03] ---
    See with your mind's eye.
[17:05] ---
    My mind's eye?
[17:06] ---
    Yes. You can be deceived by
    appearances and empty words,
[17:10] ---
    and relying on your eyes and ears
    alone give rise to doubt and indecision.
[17:13] ---
    Open your mind's eye,
    and you will see everything clearly.
[17:19] ---
    My mind's eye... My mind's eye...
[17:23] ---
    Which one did I choose back then?
[17:26] ---
    Which one...? Which one?
[17:29] ---
    Which was it?!
[17:41] ---
    Come on, Highness!
    Don't bother me over here!
[17:47] ---
    Now, then, Laharl! Meet the same
    pathetic end as your father did!
[17:52] ---
    Etna, you're no longer
    of any use to me, either.
[17:55] ---
    The three of you will eat
    these poisoned buns and die!
[18:03] ---
    You're through preying
    on my weaknesses, Maderas!
[18:06] ---
    And as much as I hate my father,
    nobody is allowed to badmouth him but me!
[18:12] ---
    The shoe's on the other foot, Maderas!
[18:15] ---
    Progressive Sloganeering Squad!
[18:20] ---
    Etna! What are you waiting for?!
[18:23] ---
    I command you! Kill Laharl!
[18:30] ---
    Why don't you do it yourself?
[18:32] ---
    I'll reveal your embarrassing secrets
    to the world! Is that what you want?!
[18:36] ---
    Do whatever you want.
[18:38] ---
    What did you say?
[18:40] ---
    You're the lowest of the low, you know that?!
[19:01] ---
    Two years ago, when King Krichevskoy died,
[19:04] ---
    I followed your orders and
    tried to poison the Prince.
[19:09] ---
    You poisoned Laharl?!
[19:11] ---
    That's right! So why isn't he dead?!
[19:14] ---
    Come to think of it, you only
    fell asleep, didn't you, Laharl?
[19:17] ---
    Exactly! Why did it only put you to sleep?!
[19:19] ---
    Because I'm me, that's why!
[19:22] ---
    Why...?
[19:24] ---
    I figured I could become Overlord if
    you were dead or just asleep, Highness.
[19:30] ---
    And so, I'm getting out from
    under your thumb as of today.
[19:34] ---
    From now on, I'm gonna
    live my life the way I see fit!
[19:37] ---
    That's telling him, Etna!
[19:40] ---
    Got it? The real reason I came here
[19:43] ---
    was because of a total bastard by the
    name of Maderas who ruined my life!
[19:47] ---
    And to exact my revenge on him
[19:48] ---
    in the most horrific way possible
    when the timing was right!
[19:53] ---
    We can't hold it in, dood!
[20:15] ---
    Where are we?
[20:16] ---
    I get the feeling that I've been exposed to
    something terribly, terribly embarrassing...
[20:21] ---
    Yeah.
[20:22] ---
    No!
[20:24] ---
    Don't you dare remember what you saw!
[20:26] ---
    Why, you!
[20:28] ---
    First you poison me, and
    then you use me as bait
[20:30] ---
    to lure out the guy you wanted revenge on!
[20:32] ---
    You're one hell of a vassal, you know that?!
[20:34] ---
    But Laharl, she was only...
[20:37] ---
    However!
[20:39] ---
    I can't say that I have a
    problem with what you did.
[20:44] ---
    Even if deep down I was thinking,
[20:46] ---
    "If only the Prince were dead,
    I could become Overlord"?
[20:49] ---
    Or even, "I'll tag along with the Prince,
    and if he ever proves to be
[20:54] ---
    unfit to be Overlord, Shlik!
    I'll stab him right in the back"?
[20:59] ---
    A true demon is always full of
    ambition and aiming for the top.
[21:05] ---
    A demon like you might just be worthy
[21:06] ---
    of being the mighty Laharl's
    most trusted retainer.
[21:13] ---
    What now?
[21:14] ---
    Right! Let's shake on
    it and be friends! There!
[21:17] ---
    Don't be an idiot! Let's go!
[21:23] ---
    Always look at things with your mind's eye.
[21:25] ---
    Both at steamed buns and
    at the world around you.
[21:29] ---
    And so, the answer is that
    both of them tasted terrible!
[21:32] ---
    Gotcha!
[21:35] ---
    One of these days...
[21:36] ---
    ...I'm gonna kill him!
[21:38] ---
    He's already dead, Highness.
[21:39] ---
    More to the point,
    what did you do with Maderas?
[21:42] ---
    Oh, I locked him inside that game!
[21:47] ---
    I've gotten my revenge now,
    so all's well that ends well, Highness!
[21:51] ---
    Like hell it is!
[21:53] ---
    Wait a minute, Highness!
[21:54] ---
    Take a look! Here's your reward money!
[21:57] ---
    What? Why didn't you say something sooner?!
[21:59] ---
    You can only look!
    I found it, so it belongs to me!
[22:04] ---
    What? How dare a vassal
    talk to me like that?!
[22:06] ---
    Shut up and hand it over!
[22:08] ---
    That reminds me, where do you
    suppose those three Prinnies went?
[22:16] ---
    Oh, one can't look at
    this memory without crying!
[22:19] ---
    What's this set like?
[22:21] ---
    This is incredible! I'm crying like a baby!
[22:24] ---
    Tears are such wonderful things!
[22:44] ---
    Aoi hiru ga meguru hoshi de
    toki no ruupu mezametara,
[22:51] ---
    chigau kokoro motta mono
    atsumareba nanika ga okiru yo.
[22:59] ---
    Yokubou de umeru no ka?
    Ai wa hito no tame ni ugoko no ka?
[23:07] ---
    Dotchi datte kamawanai yo, suki ni yaru dake.
[23:15] ---
    Hikari to kage kono sekai
    de subete ga imi aru egoisuto.
[23:23] ---
    Hitotsu hitotsu no kakera wa
    sou baransu wo ninai ikiteru.
[23:31] ---
    Omou no mama, kokoro no mama
    ni ima wa onaji sora no shita
[23:43] ---
    hikari to kage wa kurikaesu.
[23:47] ---
    Chain react
[23:59] ---
    Big brother...!
[24:01] ---
    I've missed you for so,
    so long, big brother!
[24:06] ---
    What's with you? You're creeping me out!
[24:07] ---
    Big brother, from now on, we're gonna
    be together forever and ever and ever!
[24:13] ---
    Damn it, who's this "big brother"
    you keep talking about?!
[24:16] ---
    Next time on Disgaea!
    "Netherworld Siblings"!
[24:22] ---
    Big brother!
[24:23] ---
    "Next time: Netherworld Siblings "
[24:24] ---
    Stop doing that!