3 - Welcome to the Netherworld Hall of Treasures
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[00:09] ---
"Disgaea"
[00:13] ---
It's like I'm tied up tight
by the sighs of love.
[00:19] ---
I can't break free no
matter what spell I try.
[00:26] ---
Tranquil eyes that conceal sorrow behind them
[00:31] ---
throw my heart into turmoil
more than they ought to.
[00:39] ---
You mean more to me than I do,
[00:45] ---
even though we both
refuse to admit to our feelings.
[00:51] ---
You're the one for me.
I don't care if you're a demon.
[00:58] ---
Oh, this is a miracle
that I've stumbled upon.
[01:04] ---
Even these wounds that never fade,
even this profound karma.
[01:11] ---
Oh, I'll give you my love.
[01:14] ---
Time and again, no matter where you are.
[01:22] ---
I'll give you my love.
[01:39] ---
And that's when I lost it!
[01:41] ---
So I hauled off and planted my
boot right in his you-know-whats!
[01:44] ---
You-know-whats?
[01:45] ---
By that, I mean his...
[01:49] ---
You know, those!
[01:50] ---
Oh, I see! Um, what are those?
[01:59] ---
Okay, I'll just show you!
[02:09] ---
Sheesh, Highness! What was that for?!
[02:12] ---
Be quiet!
[02:13] ---
I listen in on what you're mumbling about,
and what do I hear? Stupid nonsense!
[02:18] ---
Oh, you were listening to
that part I was whispering?
[02:20] ---
Every last word!
[02:22] ---
The Prince has some stupefyingly sharp ears.
[02:25] ---
Who are you calling stupid?!
[02:28] ---
Wow, he really can hear you! That's amazing!
[02:31] ---
Anyway, I don't want you talking about
idiotic crap behind my back from now on!
[02:35] ---
Is that clear?!
[02:39] ---
I love yuie flowers.
[02:42] ---
They're simple, but bright and cheery,
and they always make me feel happy.
[02:47] ---
I bet that the yuie are blooming
all over Celestia right about now.
[02:58] ---
Uh, hello?
[03:00] ---
Yikes, I guess this is a literal case of
somebody having a head full of flowers.
[03:07] ---
What?! What's the matter?
[03:09] ---
When I pictured all those yuie flowers,
the Seraph's face popped into my head!
[03:16] ---
Ah-ha! I bet he did something
nasty to you! Right, Flonne?
[03:22] ---
Something nasty?
[03:24] ---
Like bullying you, for instance!
Or punishing you!
[03:27] ---
Or torturing you!
[03:28] ---
Y-You're joking!
[03:30] ---
Seraph Lamington is a kindhearted
man who loves flowers and poetry!
[03:34] ---
The Seraph is a person
who has my undying respect.
[03:38] ---
I admire him so much!
[03:41] ---
Etna, do you have anyone
that you respect like that?
[03:47] ---
King Krichevskoy, I suppose.
[03:49] ---
Well, it's less like "respect" and
more like he's the standard I aim for.
[03:53] ---
Hey, Etna! So does that mean
that you don't respect me?!
[03:59] ---
Yes.
[04:02] ---
And you call yourself my vassal?!
[04:05] ---
Well, more or less.
[04:09] ---
Enough of this! I'm tired! I intend to rest!
[04:12] ---
Rest? Where, you mean here?
[04:15] ---
Moron! The next Overlord
can't possibly sleep outdoors!
[04:19] ---
Take me to an inn!
[04:23] ---
Uh, Highness, there are no
inns anywhere around here.
[04:27] ---
There has to be something. Find one.
[04:29] ---
I can look, but that won't change anything.
[04:31] ---
Prinny Squad!
[04:32] ---
Hey, wait just a minute, Highness!
Why are you calling them?
[04:36] ---
Your vassals are my vassals.
[04:39] ---
In other words, my vassals'
vassals are my vassals, too.
[04:43] ---
Get out here, Prinny Squad!
[04:50] ---
You bellowed, dood?
[04:52] ---
Take me to the nearest inn!
[04:56] ---
There aren't any inns.
[04:58] ---
But there is something that's sorta inn-ish.
[05:00] ---
This way, dood!
[05:04] ---
Party of three!
[05:07] ---
"Welcome to the
Netherworld Hall of Treasures"
[05:18] ---
What's this place?
[05:20] ---
This place is even recorded in
Netherworld Tales of Times Now Past,
[05:23] ---
and has instilled fear in all
since time immemorial, dood!
[05:26] ---
It's said that the late
Overlord Krichevskoy used to
[05:28] ---
secretly come here to
this legendary place, dood!
[05:32] ---
This mysterious castle that
was built right into the side
[05:34] ---
of Atamee Hell Valley is protected
more heavily today than it ever was!
[05:38] ---
This smells fishy.
[05:40] ---
You think so? I'm so excited!
[05:43] ---
I don't like the fact that my
old man used to come here,
[05:46] ---
but I've decided to stay here tonight,
so you'd best be grateful.
[05:49] ---
Welcome, honored doods!
[05:51] ---
♪ Atamee Valley... It's
a Hell Valley... ♪
[05:56] ---
Welcome to the Netherworld Hall of Treasures!
[05:59] ---
Oh, wow!
[06:01] ---
What a lovely, sweet sound that has!
"Hall of Treasures"!
[06:23] ---
The Hall of Treasures is recorded in the
Netherworld Tales of Times Now Past, and--
[06:29] ---
Spare me the tour book lecture.
I already heard that story.
[06:33] ---
What's this?
[06:35] ---
Well, sir, that's...
[06:39] ---
Dood, no!
[06:40] ---
This will do! I'll sleep on this.
[06:43] ---
Sir, you can't! That bed is a display item!
[06:46] ---
Highness, you shouldn't
touch the display items!
[06:50] ---
You're just supposed to look, dood!
[06:52] ---
Silence! I said that I'm gonna sleep on this!
[06:56] ---
In that case, have a pleasant rest, everyone.
[07:03] ---
What do you suppose this is?
[07:05] ---
This panel has lots of buttons!
[07:07] ---
Let's try hitting a few! Click!
[07:11] ---
Neat!
[07:12] ---
Hey, cut that out!
[07:13] ---
Next, I'll try this button! Click!
[07:25] ---
Damn it, stop-- Ugh, I don't feel so good...
[07:30] ---
Extra! Extra!
[07:33] ---
Read all about it!
[07:44] ---
Extra!
[07:46] ---
What's the big idea?! Do you want
His Highness to find out what I'm up to?!
[07:50] ---
Hey.
[07:53] ---
What were those leaflets about?
[07:54] ---
Oh, it's no big deal.
[07:57] ---
Show me one.
[08:00] ---
Oh, they're just a plain
old extra newspaper edition.
[08:04] ---
Just shut up and show me one!
[08:09] ---
Why, it's a leaflet proclaiming
the comeback of Overlord Laharl!
[08:14] ---
How can you say that this is no big deal?
[08:17] ---
Oh, don't be silly, Highness!
What I said was, "This is so a big deal!"
[08:22] ---
That's what you said?
[08:23] ---
Yes, sir!
[08:24] ---
If you say so. I'm tired,
so I'm going to bed.
[08:29] ---
I'm also sleepy, so I'm gonna turn in!
[08:31] ---
Good night!
[08:37] ---
Wow, they fall asleep fast!
[08:41] ---
The one who ordered the Prinnies to
plaster flyers all over the Netherworld
[08:45] ---
proclaiming the Prince's
return was none other than me!
[08:49] ---
All the demons who are vying for the throne
will see them, learn that the Prince is back,
[08:54] ---
and try to kill him.
[08:58] ---
The Prince will tragically be killed,
and in the ensuing confusion,
[09:03] ---
the person who will plant her
fanny on the throne will be me!
[09:34] ---
Flonne, I see that you have thoroughly
ingratiated yourself with these demons.
[09:38] ---
I must say, this is exactly how I
imagined a demon's den would look.
[09:41] ---
This place positively reeks of wickedness.
[09:47] ---
T-This is a deed that defies
the laws of God and man!
[09:50] ---
O Lord, forgive me!
Grant salvation unto this girl!
[10:08] ---
I slept like a log...
[10:11] ---
W-What the...?
[10:14] ---
Good morning...
[10:19] ---
Yo, Highness!
[10:22] ---
Did you sleep well, Laharl?
[10:26] ---
Are you all right?
[10:28] ---
What's your problem?
I swear, you're such a spaz.
[10:38] ---
"Disgaea"
[10:41] ---
"Disgaea"
[10:51] ---
Boy, I'm starving. I wanna
chow-down-on-some-thing!
[10:57] ---
Stop this!
[10:58] ---
Oh, you're doing the morning cleaning?
[11:03] ---
You're such hard workers, everyone.
Let me help you!
[11:07] ---
Hey, you! Quit yer dawdling
and get to cleaning!
[11:12] ---
Flonne, there was no call for that!
[11:19] ---
Flonne, violence is never the answer!
[11:21] ---
Are you all right?
[11:22] ---
That's mean!
[11:23] ---
You're acting like a demon!
[11:25] ---
None of you are hurt?
[11:30] ---
Doods, I'm so happy...! I've never been
treated so kindly by Lady Etna before!
[11:35] ---
It's only natural to lend a helping
hand to those in need, right?
[11:39] ---
After all, it's love that
makes the world go round!
[11:45] ---
And on the other hand, we have this one...
[11:47] ---
She's a brute!
[11:48] ---
A brutal brute!
[11:49] ---
She's terrible!
[11:51] ---
Quit your griping and get back to work!
[11:59] ---
Flonne, what did you go and do that for?!
[12:02] ---
Now I get it.
[12:03] ---
It looks like the Love Freak angel and the
smartass demon have swapped personalities.
[12:10] ---
But when did it happen? And how?
[12:13] ---
That's because this is the Treasure Hall.
[12:16] ---
What?
[12:16] ---
I just said, it's because this is
the Netherworld Treasure Hall.
[12:20] ---
Huh?
[12:21] ---
Everything that has happened did so
[12:22] ---
because this is the
Netherworld Treasure Hall!
[12:25] ---
Laharl! Flonne! Please fall in!
[12:29] ---
I'm now going to show you
around the Treasure Hall!
[12:32] ---
In this room, various rare items, antiques,
[12:36] ---
and treasures of every kind of
the Netherworld are on display!
[12:39] ---
Treasures of every kind?! Treasures?
[12:42] ---
From the left, we have a
white-hot, blinding horn!
[12:46] ---
The cold sweat of a dragon!
[12:47] ---
The evil nose ring of a demon bull!
[12:51] ---
The tail of an obstinate lizard!
[12:53] ---
And last, but not least!
[12:55] ---
Here we have a bronze bust of a demon
[12:57] ---
that is said to dispense your
bad fortune if you put in a coin!
[13:01] ---
Now, put in a coin and make your fortune!
[13:03] ---
Your fortune! Get it?!
[13:05] ---
Come on, let's get going! This is stupid!
[13:08] ---
No, seriously! Insert a coin!
[13:11] ---
Highness, wait for me!
[13:15] ---
I'm so sorry! I couldn't get anyone to
insert a coin, so you don't have any lines.
[13:22] ---
And now, to change things up a little,
this is the Game Corner!
[13:26] ---
What's the deal?
Every last one of 'em is broken!
[13:32] ---
This game is working just fine!
[13:35] ---
One by one, the cute little Prinnies
will stick their heads out of these holes!
[13:44] ---
With that in mind, please hit them gently--
[13:46] ---
Eat this!
[13:47] ---
Yahoo!
[13:49] ---
No, Flonne, don't! Hit them gently!
[13:59] ---
Please, I think you should stop!
Look at the poor Prinnies!
[14:04] ---
Okay, Highness, it's time
for you to tap in...
[14:11] ---
What's the big idea?!
[14:13] ---
Highness, c'mon!
[14:17] ---
Insolent wench!
[14:18] ---
Take this!
[14:23] ---
O Lord, Laharl is putting himself at
risk for the sake of these Prinnies...
[14:30] ---
I'm so touched!
[14:31] ---
In this next game, you move the figures
by pushing and pulling these handles.
[14:36] ---
See?
[14:38] ---
Yay! That looks like fun!
[14:42] ---
--Final showdown, take two!
[14:42] ---
--Final showdown, take two!
[14:46] ---
Take him down!
[14:48] ---
That's my line!
[15:09] ---
I'm exhausted...
[15:10] ---
Aw, but I had hoped to show you
the Famous Suicide Spot Corner...
[15:15] ---
...and the Secret Hot Springs Corner!
[15:17] ---
Not interested!
[15:18] ---
Hey, guide chick! What's this supposed to be?
[15:23] ---
Um, let me see... It's called
a "double-tongued clam."
[15:27] ---
It's a peculiar clam whose
two tongues lick nonstop
[15:29] ---
any foreign object that gets trapped inside.
[15:32] ---
Huh.
[15:40] ---
Hey. Since we're on the subject of questions,
what's the story with that door there?
[15:43] ---
Oh, that. That's a door that, once you enter,
you can never come out again.
[15:47] ---
Take a look at it, you moron!
It's a freestanding door!
[15:51] ---
Let me see... Ah, here it is!
[15:54] ---
In the guide book, it says that no one
who has entered it has been seen again,
[15:59] ---
so they aren't sure how it works.
[16:02] ---
I've heard enough! I swear, this
"Hall of Treasures" is a useless dump!
[16:08] ---
Come on, now! Let's work hard for free!
[16:11] ---
Love is what service is all about!
[16:15] ---
In one sense, our forced labor
just got a lot harder...
[16:19] ---
Lady Etna is using different
words, that's all.
[16:22] ---
When it's all said and done,
she's ignoring labor guidelines, dood.
[16:25] ---
Goofing off is a sin!
Come on, let's work for love!
[16:34] ---
Damn it, cut that out!
[16:36] ---
Fine, suit yourself! I'm gonna go
whack some more Prinnies, then!
[16:41] ---
Forget you!
[16:44] ---
This is ridiculous... I wonder
what happened to those two?
[16:48] ---
You seem to be in a real bind!
[16:52] ---
Oh, it's you losers.
[16:54] ---
Is that any way to greet us?
[16:56] ---
What's with the getups?
[16:58] ---
We're working part-time as emergency
medical technicians at the moment.
[17:03] ---
Stay away from me, you voluptuous hussy!
[17:06] ---
I'm not the one who needs a doctor!
It's those two over there!
[17:11] ---
How do you do, everyone?
[17:12] ---
Yo!
[17:22] ---
It would seem that their
personalities have been switched.
[17:27] ---
I already figured that out!
How do we turn them back to normal?!
[17:30] ---
As for that, I do not know.
[17:33] ---
If you don't have anything
to offer, get lost!
[17:38] ---
So long, suckers!
[17:40] ---
Oh, but they just got here...!
[17:43] ---
Okay, all you Prinnies!
It's time to get back to work!
[17:48] ---
You're gonna make us work some more?!
[17:50] ---
You're serving a cause!
Let's all share the joy of work!
[17:55] ---
Or would you rather serve me?
[17:57] ---
We'll take the hard labor, dood!
[17:59] ---
--Hey, wait!
[17:59] ---
--Come back here!
[18:01] ---
They don't leave me much choice. I'll leave
them here until they turn back to normal.
[18:06] ---
How very unattractive of you!
[18:08] ---
You say something, statue?
[18:10] ---
I'll have you know that my name
is the Dark Adonis, Vy--
[18:13] ---
Put a sock in it, Mid-Boss!
[18:15] ---
Have it your way, then.
[18:17] ---
More importantly, do you seriously intend
to set out for the overlord's castle alone,
[18:20] ---
leaving those two here
in their switched state?
[18:23] ---
What's the problem with that?
[18:24] ---
It's not like not having those two
around is gonna cause me any trouble.
[18:28] ---
I wouldn't be so sure.
[18:32] ---
No man is an island unto himself.
We can't live without love.
[18:37] ---
Love is worthless.
[18:39] ---
There is just one way, just one,
to return those two to normal.
[18:43] ---
What?
[18:45] ---
You must get them to enter
this door. Or so it is said.
[18:49] ---
But the book said that anyone who goes
into this door never comes out again.
[18:54] ---
♪ Heave ho, heave ho,
Atamee, dood! Hell Valley, dood! ♪
[18:58] ---
Getting rid of you will free us
from you cruel slave drivers!
[19:01] ---
In ya go!
[19:06] ---
What are you doing?!
[19:15] ---
Why did they toss me in here, too?
[19:19] ---
These are souls.
[19:21] ---
Souls that have been preyed
upon by their weaknesses,
[19:24] ---
and taken prisoner here,
and now they can't get out.
[19:28] ---
By weakness...
[20:04] ---
You mustn't be caught up
in the torrents of weakness.
[20:07] ---
Once you are engulfed by it,
you will never break free, Laharl.
[20:13] ---
On the other hand, those two are switched,
so they might be able to resist!
[20:20] ---
Maybe! Just maybe! The two girls alone
will be able to step through this door!
[20:25] ---
Possibly.
[20:26] ---
Dial down the exposition, dood.
[20:29] ---
This is so pretty!
[20:30] ---
I hadn't looked at it that way.
[20:32] ---
What's lost is lost, right?
I just need to go get it back!
[20:37] ---
C'mon, Laharl, cheer up!
[20:40] ---
As long as you're still alive,
things can always get better! Right?
[20:43] ---
You cheer up, too!
[20:46] ---
Haul off and blow this place away
with your Overlord's Wrath, Laharl!
[20:51] ---
She's right! Haul off, dood!
[20:53] ---
Go go, Highness!
[20:55] ---
Their ditzy cheerfulness
drives me up the wall,
[20:58] ---
but it looks like that's what set them free.
[21:08] ---
Hey, no fair! No sexy women!
[21:10] ---
This is the Netherworld.
Demons are expected to fight dirty.
[21:17] ---
Go go, Highness! Go go go!
[21:20] ---
Go go, Laharl! Go go go!
[21:24] ---
They're back to normal!
[21:26] ---
♪ Atamee Valley, Hell Valley! ♪
[21:31] ---
How much farther are you two gonna
push this "happy-go-lucky" crap?!
[21:43] ---
We eagerly await your next visit, doods!
[21:45] ---
There's no point in staying
here any longer. Let's go!
[21:48] ---
Coming!
[21:49] ---
Thank you, doods! Come back soon!
[22:00] ---
I've had it up to here with this...
lovely Hall of Treasures!
[22:03] ---
That's for sure, Highness.
[22:05] ---
Still, "Hall of Treasures"
does have a lovely and sweet
[22:07] ---
ring to it no matter how
many times I hear it.
[22:10] ---
What about that place is lovely and sweet?
[22:44] ---
If people ever notice the cycle of time on
this world where blue skies come and go,
[22:52] ---
something's bound to happen when
people with different outlooks get together.
[23:00] ---
Will we be buried by our desires?
Will love come and save the day?
[23:08] ---
Either way, it doesn't matter to me.
I'm gonna do as I please.
[23:15] ---
Light and shadow, egoists for whom
everything in the world has meaning,
[23:23] ---
every little fragment lives his life
with the balance on their shoulders.
[23:31] ---
Doing whatever we want,
having it exactly the way we want it.
[23:39] ---
Right now, under the same sky,
[23:43] ---
light and shadow repeat again and again.
[23:48] ---
Chain react
[23:59] ---
All right, Celestian! Your many
misdeeds have been laid bare!
[24:03] ---
I will therefore pass
sentence on the accused!
[24:05] ---
Do you have any proof?
Where's your evidence?!
[24:07] ---
Where's your proof, where's your proof?
I'm sick of your whining about proof, punk!
[24:09] ---
I've got your proof right here!
[24:10] ---
Take a good look at this Etna
blossom blizzard on my back!
[24:13] ---
Oh, wow! Did you draw that cherry
blossom blizzard tattoo yourself?!
[24:17] ---
Next time on Disgaea! "A Solomon-style
Judgment at the Dinero Castle?!"
[24:20] ---
Huh? But wasn't your schtick just now
from that old "Kin-san" period drama?
[24:23] ---
"Next Time: A Solomon-style
Judgment at the Dinero Castle!?"
[24:24] ---
Um... Yeah.
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