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3 - Welcome to the Netherworld Hall of Treasures

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[00:09] ---
    "Disgaea"
[00:13] ---
    It's like I'm tied up tight
    by the sighs of love.

[00:19] ---
    I can't break free no
    matter what spell I try.

[00:26] ---
    Tranquil eyes that conceal sorrow behind them
[00:31] ---
    throw my heart into turmoil
    more than they ought to.

[00:39] ---
    You mean more to me than I do,
[00:45] ---
    even though we both
    refuse to admit to our feelings.

[00:51] ---
    You're the one for me.
    I don't care if you're a demon.

[00:58] ---
    Oh, this is a miracle
    that I've stumbled upon.

[01:04] ---
    Even these wounds that never fade,
    even this profound karma.

[01:11] ---
    Oh, I'll give you my love.
[01:14] ---
    Time and again, no matter where you are.
[01:22] ---
    I'll give you my love.
[01:39] ---
    And that's when I lost it!
[01:41] ---
    So I hauled off and planted my
    boot right in his you-know-whats!
[01:44] ---
    You-know-whats?
[01:45] ---
    By that, I mean his...
[01:49] ---
    You know, those!
[01:50] ---
    Oh, I see! Um, what are those?
[01:59] ---
    Okay, I'll just show you!
[02:09] ---
    Sheesh, Highness! What was that for?!
[02:12] ---
    Be quiet!
[02:13] ---
    I listen in on what you're mumbling about,
    and what do I hear? Stupid nonsense!
[02:18] ---
    Oh, you were listening to
    that part I was whispering?
[02:20] ---
    Every last word!
[02:22] ---
    The Prince has some stupefyingly sharp ears.
[02:25] ---
    Who are you calling stupid?!
[02:28] ---
    Wow, he really can hear you! That's amazing!
[02:31] ---
    Anyway, I don't want you talking about
    idiotic crap behind my back from now on!
[02:35] ---
    Is that clear?!
[02:39] ---
    I love yuie flowers.
[02:42] ---
    They're simple, but bright and cheery,
    and they always make me feel happy.
[02:47] ---
    I bet that the yuie are blooming
    all over Celestia right about now.
[02:58] ---
    Uh, hello?
[03:00] ---
    Yikes, I guess this is a literal case of
    somebody having a head full of flowers.
[03:07] ---
    What?! What's the matter?
[03:09] ---
    When I pictured all those yuie flowers,
    the Seraph's face popped into my head!
[03:16] ---
    Ah-ha! I bet he did something
    nasty to you! Right, Flonne?
[03:22] ---
    Something nasty?
[03:24] ---
    Like bullying you, for instance!
    Or punishing you!
[03:27] ---
    Or torturing you!
[03:28] ---
    Y-You're joking!
[03:30] ---
    Seraph Lamington is a kindhearted
    man who loves flowers and poetry!
[03:34] ---
    The Seraph is a person
    who has my undying respect.
[03:38] ---
    I admire him so much!
[03:41] ---
    Etna, do you have anyone
    that you respect like that?
[03:47] ---
    King Krichevskoy, I suppose.
[03:49] ---
    Well, it's less like "respect" and
    more like he's the standard I aim for.
[03:53] ---
    Hey, Etna! So does that mean
    that you don't respect me?!
[03:59] ---
    Yes.
[04:02] ---
    And you call yourself my vassal?!
[04:05] ---
    Well, more or less.
[04:09] ---
    Enough of this! I'm tired! I intend to rest!
[04:12] ---
    Rest? Where, you mean here?
[04:15] ---
    Moron! The next Overlord
    can't possibly sleep outdoors!
[04:19] ---
    Take me to an inn!
[04:23] ---
    Uh, Highness, there are no
    inns anywhere around here.
[04:27] ---
    There has to be something. Find one.
[04:29] ---
    I can look, but that won't change anything.
[04:31] ---
    Prinny Squad!
[04:32] ---
    Hey, wait just a minute, Highness!
    Why are you calling them?
[04:36] ---
    Your vassals are my vassals.
[04:39] ---
    In other words, my vassals'
    vassals are my vassals, too.
[04:43] ---
    Get out here, Prinny Squad!
[04:50] ---
    You bellowed, dood?
[04:52] ---
    Take me to the nearest inn!
[04:56] ---
    There aren't any inns.
[04:58] ---
    But there is something that's sorta inn-ish.
[05:00] ---
    This way, dood!
[05:04] ---
    Party of three!
[05:07] ---
    "Welcome to the
    Netherworld Hall of Treasures"
[05:18] ---
    What's this place?
[05:20] ---
    This place is even recorded in
    Netherworld Tales of Times Now Past,
[05:23] ---
    and has instilled fear in all
    since time immemorial, dood!
[05:26] ---
    It's said that the late
    Overlord Krichevskoy used to
[05:28] ---
    secretly come here to
    this legendary place, dood!
[05:32] ---
    This mysterious castle that
    was built right into the side
[05:34] ---
    of Atamee Hell Valley is protected
    more heavily today than it ever was!
[05:38] ---
    This smells fishy.
[05:40] ---
    You think so? I'm so excited!
[05:43] ---
    I don't like the fact that my
    old man used to come here,
[05:46] ---
    but I've decided to stay here tonight,
    so you'd best be grateful.
[05:49] ---
    Welcome, honored doods!
[05:51] ---
    ♪ Atamee Valley... It's
    a Hell Valley... ♪
[05:56] ---
    Welcome to the Netherworld Hall of Treasures!
[05:59] ---
    Oh, wow!
[06:01] ---
    What a lovely, sweet sound that has!
    "Hall of Treasures"!
[06:23] ---
    The Hall of Treasures is recorded in the
    Netherworld Tales of Times Now Past, and--
[06:29] ---
    Spare me the tour book lecture.
    I already heard that story.
[06:33] ---
    What's this?
[06:35] ---
    Well, sir, that's...
[06:39] ---
    Dood, no!
[06:40] ---
    This will do! I'll sleep on this.
[06:43] ---
    Sir, you can't! That bed is a display item!
[06:46] ---
    Highness, you shouldn't
    touch the display items!
[06:50] ---
    You're just supposed to look, dood!
[06:52] ---
    Silence! I said that I'm gonna sleep on this!
[06:56] ---
    In that case, have a pleasant rest, everyone.
[07:03] ---
    What do you suppose this is?
[07:05] ---
    This panel has lots of buttons!
[07:07] ---
    Let's try hitting a few! Click!
[07:11] ---
    Neat!
[07:12] ---
    Hey, cut that out!
[07:13] ---
    Next, I'll try this button! Click!
[07:25] ---
    Damn it, stop-- Ugh, I don't feel so good...
[07:30] ---
    Extra! Extra!
[07:33] ---
    Read all about it!
[07:44] ---
    Extra!
[07:46] ---
    What's the big idea?! Do you want
    His Highness to find out what I'm up to?!
[07:50] ---
    Hey.
[07:53] ---
    What were those leaflets about?
[07:54] ---
    Oh, it's no big deal.
[07:57] ---
    Show me one.
[08:00] ---
    Oh, they're just a plain
    old extra newspaper edition.
[08:04] ---
    Just shut up and show me one!
[08:09] ---
    Why, it's a leaflet proclaiming
    the comeback of Overlord Laharl!
[08:14] ---
    How can you say that this is no big deal?
[08:17] ---
    Oh, don't be silly, Highness!
    What I said was, "This is so a big deal!"
[08:22] ---
    That's what you said?
[08:23] ---
    Yes, sir!
[08:24] ---
    If you say so. I'm tired,
    so I'm going to bed.
[08:29] ---
    I'm also sleepy, so I'm gonna turn in!
[08:31] ---
    Good night!
[08:37] ---
    Wow, they fall asleep fast!
[08:41] ---
    The one who ordered the Prinnies to
    plaster flyers all over the Netherworld

[08:45] ---
    proclaiming the Prince's
    return was none other than me!

[08:49] ---
    All the demons who are vying for the throne
    will see them, learn that the Prince is back,

[08:54] ---
    and try to kill him.
[08:58] ---
    The Prince will tragically be killed,
    and in the ensuing confusion,

[09:03] ---
    the person who will plant her
    fanny on the throne will be me!

[09:34] ---
    Flonne, I see that you have thoroughly
    ingratiated yourself with these demons.
[09:38] ---
    I must say, this is exactly how I
    imagined a demon's den would look.
[09:41] ---
    This place positively reeks of wickedness.
[09:47] ---
    T-This is a deed that defies
    the laws of God and man!
[09:50] ---
    O Lord, forgive me!
    Grant salvation unto this girl!
[10:08] ---
    I slept like a log...
[10:11] ---
    W-What the...?
[10:14] ---
    Good morning...
[10:19] ---
    Yo, Highness!
[10:22] ---
    Did you sleep well, Laharl?
[10:26] ---
    Are you all right?
[10:28] ---
    What's your problem?
    I swear, you're such a spaz.
[10:38] ---
    "Disgaea"
[10:41] ---
    "Disgaea"
[10:51] ---
    Boy, I'm starving. I wanna
    chow-down-on-some-thing!
[10:57] ---
    Stop this!
[10:58] ---
    Oh, you're doing the morning cleaning?
[11:03] ---
    You're such hard workers, everyone.
    Let me help you!
[11:07] ---
    Hey, you! Quit yer dawdling
    and get to cleaning!
[11:12] ---
    Flonne, there was no call for that!
[11:19] ---
    Flonne, violence is never the answer!
[11:21] ---
    Are you all right?
[11:22] ---
    That's mean!
[11:23] ---
    You're acting like a demon!
[11:25] ---
    None of you are hurt?
[11:30] ---
    Doods, I'm so happy...! I've never been
    treated so kindly by Lady Etna before!
[11:35] ---
    It's only natural to lend a helping
    hand to those in need, right?
[11:39] ---
    After all, it's love that
    makes the world go round!
[11:45] ---
    And on the other hand, we have this one...
[11:47] ---
    She's a brute!
[11:48] ---
    A brutal brute!
[11:49] ---
    She's terrible!
[11:51] ---
    Quit your griping and get back to work!
[11:59] ---
    Flonne, what did you go and do that for?!
[12:02] ---
    Now I get it.
[12:03] ---
    It looks like the Love Freak angel and the
    smartass demon have swapped personalities.
[12:10] ---
    But when did it happen? And how?
[12:13] ---
    That's because this is the Treasure Hall.
[12:16] ---
    What?
[12:16] ---
    I just said, it's because this is
    the Netherworld Treasure Hall.
[12:20] ---
    Huh?
[12:21] ---
    Everything that has happened did so
[12:22] ---
    because this is the
    Netherworld Treasure Hall!
[12:25] ---
    Laharl! Flonne! Please fall in!
[12:29] ---
    I'm now going to show you
    around the Treasure Hall!
[12:32] ---
    In this room, various rare items, antiques,
[12:36] ---
    and treasures of every kind of
    the Netherworld are on display!
[12:39] ---
    Treasures of every kind?! Treasures?
[12:42] ---
    From the left, we have a
    white-hot, blinding horn!
[12:46] ---
    The cold sweat of a dragon!
[12:47] ---
    The evil nose ring of a demon bull!
[12:51] ---
    The tail of an obstinate lizard!
[12:53] ---
    And last, but not least!
[12:55] ---
    Here we have a bronze bust of a demon
[12:57] ---
    that is said to dispense your
    bad fortune if you put in a coin!
[13:01] ---
    Now, put in a coin and make your fortune!
[13:03] ---
    Your fortune! Get it?!
[13:05] ---
    Come on, let's get going! This is stupid!
[13:08] ---
    No, seriously! Insert a coin!
[13:11] ---
    Highness, wait for me!
[13:15] ---
    I'm so sorry! I couldn't get anyone to
    insert a coin, so you don't have any lines.
[13:22] ---
    And now, to change things up a little,
    this is the Game Corner!
[13:26] ---
    What's the deal?
    Every last one of 'em is broken!
[13:32] ---
    This game is working just fine!
[13:35] ---
    One by one, the cute little Prinnies
    will stick their heads out of these holes!
[13:44] ---
    With that in mind, please hit them gently--
[13:46] ---
    Eat this!
[13:47] ---
    Yahoo!
[13:49] ---
    No, Flonne, don't! Hit them gently!
[13:59] ---
    Please, I think you should stop!
    Look at the poor Prinnies!
[14:04] ---
    Okay, Highness, it's time
    for you to tap in...
[14:11] ---
    What's the big idea?!
[14:13] ---
    Highness, c'mon!
[14:17] ---
    Insolent wench!
[14:18] ---
    Take this!
[14:23] ---
    O Lord, Laharl is putting himself at
    risk for the sake of these Prinnies...
[14:30] ---
    I'm so touched!
[14:31] ---
    In this next game, you move the figures
    by pushing and pulling these handles.
[14:36] ---
    See?
[14:38] ---
    Yay! That looks like fun!
[14:42] ---
    --Final showdown, take two!
[14:42] ---
    --Final showdown, take two!
[14:46] ---
    Take him down!
[14:48] ---
    That's my line!
[15:09] ---
    I'm exhausted...
[15:10] ---
    Aw, but I had hoped to show you
    the Famous Suicide Spot Corner...
[15:15] ---
    ...and the Secret Hot Springs Corner!
[15:17] ---
    Not interested!
[15:18] ---
    Hey, guide chick! What's this supposed to be?
[15:23] ---
    Um, let me see... It's called
    a "double-tongued clam."
[15:27] ---
    It's a peculiar clam whose
    two tongues lick nonstop
[15:29] ---
    any foreign object that gets trapped inside.
[15:32] ---
    Huh.
[15:40] ---
    Hey. Since we're on the subject of questions,
    what's the story with that door there?
[15:43] ---
    Oh, that. That's a door that, once you enter,
    you can never come out again.
[15:47] ---
    Take a look at it, you moron!
    It's a freestanding door!
[15:51] ---
    Let me see... Ah, here it is!
[15:54] ---
    In the guide book, it says that no one
    who has entered it has been seen again,
[15:59] ---
    so they aren't sure how it works.
[16:02] ---
    I've heard enough! I swear, this
    "Hall of Treasures" is a useless dump!
[16:08] ---
    Come on, now! Let's work hard for free!
[16:11] ---
    Love is what service is all about!
[16:15] ---
    In one sense, our forced labor
    just got a lot harder...
[16:19] ---
    Lady Etna is using different
    words, that's all.
[16:22] ---
    When it's all said and done,
    she's ignoring labor guidelines, dood.
[16:25] ---
    Goofing off is a sin!
    Come on, let's work for love!
[16:34] ---
    Damn it, cut that out!
[16:36] ---
    Fine, suit yourself! I'm gonna go
    whack some more Prinnies, then!
[16:41] ---
    Forget you!
[16:44] ---
    This is ridiculous... I wonder
    what happened to those two?
[16:48] ---
    You seem to be in a real bind!
[16:52] ---
    Oh, it's you losers.
[16:54] ---
    Is that any way to greet us?
[16:56] ---
    What's with the getups?
[16:58] ---
    We're working part-time as emergency
    medical technicians at the moment.
[17:03] ---
    Stay away from me, you voluptuous hussy!
[17:06] ---
    I'm not the one who needs a doctor!
    It's those two over there!
[17:11] ---
    How do you do, everyone?
[17:12] ---
    Yo!
[17:22] ---
    It would seem that their
    personalities have been switched.
[17:27] ---
    I already figured that out!
    How do we turn them back to normal?!
[17:30] ---
    As for that, I do not know.
[17:33] ---
    If you don't have anything
    to offer, get lost!
[17:38] ---
    So long, suckers!
[17:40] ---
    Oh, but they just got here...!
[17:43] ---
    Okay, all you Prinnies!
    It's time to get back to work!
[17:48] ---
    You're gonna make us work some more?!
[17:50] ---
    You're serving a cause!
    Let's all share the joy of work!
[17:55] ---
    Or would you rather serve me?
[17:57] ---
    We'll take the hard labor, dood!
[17:59] ---
    --Hey, wait!
[17:59] ---
    --Come back here!
[18:01] ---
    They don't leave me much choice. I'll leave
    them here until they turn back to normal.
[18:06] ---
    How very unattractive of you!
[18:08] ---
    You say something, statue?
[18:10] ---
    I'll have you know that my name
    is the Dark Adonis, Vy--
[18:13] ---
    Put a sock in it, Mid-Boss!
[18:15] ---
    Have it your way, then.
[18:17] ---
    More importantly, do you seriously intend
    to set out for the overlord's castle alone,
[18:20] ---
    leaving those two here
    in their switched state?
[18:23] ---
    What's the problem with that?
[18:24] ---
    It's not like not having those two
    around is gonna cause me any trouble.
[18:28] ---
    I wouldn't be so sure.
[18:32] ---
    No man is an island unto himself.
    We can't live without love.
[18:37] ---
    Love is worthless.
[18:39] ---
    There is just one way, just one,
    to return those two to normal.
[18:43] ---
    What?
[18:45] ---
    You must get them to enter
    this door. Or so it is said.
[18:49] ---
    But the book said that anyone who goes
    into this door never comes out again.
[18:54] ---
    ♪ Heave ho, heave ho,
    Atamee, dood! Hell Valley, dood! ♪
[18:58] ---
    Getting rid of you will free us
    from you cruel slave drivers!
[19:01] ---
    In ya go!
[19:06] ---
    What are you doing?!
[19:15] ---
    Why did they toss me in here, too?
[19:19] ---
    These are souls.
[19:21] ---
    Souls that have been preyed
    upon by their weaknesses,
[19:24] ---
    and taken prisoner here,
    and now they can't get out.
[19:28] ---
    By weakness...
[20:04] ---
    You mustn't be caught up
    in the torrents of weakness.
[20:07] ---
    Once you are engulfed by it,
    you will never break free, Laharl.
[20:13] ---
    On the other hand, those two are switched,
    so they might be able to resist!
[20:20] ---
    Maybe! Just maybe! The two girls alone
    will be able to step through this door!
[20:25] ---
    Possibly.
[20:26] ---
    Dial down the exposition, dood.
[20:29] ---
    This is so pretty!
[20:30] ---
    I hadn't looked at it that way.
[20:32] ---
    What's lost is lost, right?
    I just need to go get it back!
[20:37] ---
    C'mon, Laharl, cheer up!
[20:40] ---
    As long as you're still alive,
    things can always get better! Right?
[20:43] ---
    You cheer up, too!
[20:46] ---
    Haul off and blow this place away
    with your Overlord's Wrath, Laharl!
[20:51] ---
    She's right! Haul off, dood!
[20:53] ---
    Go go, Highness!
[20:55] ---
    Their ditzy cheerfulness
    drives me up the wall,

[20:58] ---
    but it looks like that's what set them free.
[21:08] ---
    Hey, no fair! No sexy women!
[21:10] ---
    This is the Netherworld.
    Demons are expected to fight dirty.
[21:17] ---
    Go go, Highness! Go go go!
[21:20] ---
    Go go, Laharl! Go go go!
[21:24] ---
    They're back to normal!
[21:26] ---
    ♪ Atamee Valley, Hell Valley! ♪
[21:31] ---
    How much farther are you two gonna
    push this "happy-go-lucky" crap?!
[21:43] ---
    We eagerly await your next visit, doods!
[21:45] ---
    There's no point in staying
    here any longer. Let's go!
[21:48] ---
    Coming!
[21:49] ---
    Thank you, doods! Come back soon!
[22:00] ---
    I've had it up to here with this...
    lovely Hall of Treasures!
[22:03] ---
    That's for sure, Highness.
[22:05] ---
    Still, "Hall of Treasures"
    does have a lovely and sweet
[22:07] ---
    ring to it no matter how
    many times I hear it.
[22:10] ---
    What about that place is lovely and sweet?
[22:44] ---
    If people ever notice the cycle of time on
    this world where blue skies come and go,

[22:52] ---
    something's bound to happen when
    people with different outlooks get together.

[23:00] ---
    Will we be buried by our desires?
    Will love come and save the day?

[23:08] ---
    Either way, it doesn't matter to me.
    I'm gonna do as I please.

[23:15] ---
    Light and shadow, egoists for whom
    everything in the world has meaning,

[23:23] ---
    every little fragment lives his life
    with the balance on their shoulders.

[23:31] ---
    Doing whatever we want,
    having it exactly the way we want it.

[23:39] ---
    Right now, under the same sky,
[23:43] ---
    light and shadow repeat again and again.
[23:48] ---
    Chain react
[23:59] ---
    All right, Celestian! Your many
    misdeeds have been laid bare!

[24:03] ---
    I will therefore pass
    sentence on the accused!

[24:05] ---
    Do you have any proof?
    Where's your evidence?!

[24:07] ---
    Where's your proof, where's your proof?
    I'm sick of your whining about proof, punk!

[24:09] ---
    I've got your proof right here!
[24:10] ---
    Take a good look at this Etna
    blossom blizzard on my back!

[24:13] ---
    Oh, wow! Did you draw that cherry
    blossom blizzard tattoo yourself?!

[24:17] ---
    Next time on Disgaea! "A Solomon-style
    Judgment at the Dinero Castle?!"

[24:20] ---
    Huh? But wasn't your schtick just now
    from that old "Kin-san" period drama?

[24:23] ---
    "Next Time: A Solomon-style
    Judgment at the Dinero Castle!?"
[24:24] ---
    Um... Yeah.