2 - Scratch 1 Mid-Boss, Add 1 Vassal

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[00:09] ---
    "Disgaea"
[00:13] ---
    Ai no tameiki ni shibarareteru mitai.
[00:19] ---
    Donna jumon de mo hodokenai no yo.
[00:26] ---
    Urei wo hisometa shizuka na hitomi ga
[00:31] ---
    yokei ni kokoro kakimidashiteku.
[00:39] ---
    Sunao ja nai watashi yori motto
[00:45] ---
    sunao ja nai anata ga itoshii.
[00:51] ---
    Anata ga ii no, akuma de mo ii.
[00:58] ---
    Ah, ima meguriaeta kiseki.
[01:04] ---
    Kienai kizu mo, fukai karuma mo.
[01:11] ---
    Ah aishitageru,
[01:14] ---
    doko ni ite mo nando demo.
[01:22] ---
    Aishitageru.
[01:38] ---
    Your squawking is getting on my nerves!
[01:41] ---
    I'm gonna shut your mouth
    with one swipe of this sword!
[01:45] ---
    Okay, I'm going to give it every...
[01:52] ---
     Hey! Are you trying to mess with my head?
[01:55] ---
    Laharl...
[01:58] ---
    I guess I really do need my pendant...
[02:02] ---
    Please, look for it... I beg you...
[02:05] ---
    If you find it, I'll give you
    something nice to thank you.
[02:12] ---
    Something nice like what?
[02:13] ---
    She's gotta be talking
    about money, don'tcha think?
[02:16] ---
    Who are you?!
[02:17] ---
    Hello there, Highness!
[02:20] ---
    I am Etna, the black rose with keen
    thorns who serves in the Overlord's Castle.
[02:26] ---
    You don't remember me?
[02:28] ---
    I remember just fine! What I meant was,
    what the hell are you doing here?!
[02:33] ---
    More importantly, what do we have here?
    She's about to croak.
[02:40] ---
    You're going to leave her here?
[02:42] ---
    Forget about her.
    We're going back to the castle.
[02:45] ---
    But she said something about a reward!
[02:47] ---
    She's flat broke. She doesn't
    have anything to reward us with.
[02:51] ---
    We wouldn't get anything for our trouble.
[02:53] ---
    But you're still gonna
    leave her lying there, right?
[02:55] ---
    If it was me, I'd blow her to
    smithereens right on the spot.
[02:59] ---
    I never pegged you for having
    some kindness in you, Highness.
[03:05] ---
    Don't you ever say the word
    "kindness" in front of me again!
[03:08] ---
    Roger!
[03:10] ---
    Anyway, it's her own damn fault for losing
    something that was precious to her.
[03:13] ---
    If it's gonna cause trouble if
    you lose it, don't carry it around!
[03:16] ---
    So, what did you lose?
[03:19] ---
    I-I'm just a trainee, so I can't
    survive for long in the Netherworld
[03:23] ---
    without the protection of the pendant
    that I got from the Seraph.
[03:28] ---
    Gosh, that's too bad.
[03:30] ---
    Get it straight. She mistook me for
    my old man and tried to assassinate me.
[03:35] ---
    Killing her on the spot is too good for her!
[03:37] ---
    I'm gonna make her feel the terror
    of dying inch by inch!
[03:41] ---
    Oh, now I get it! That's my Prince!
[03:44] ---
    That's so cruel and heartless!
[03:47] ---
    Don't go overboard with the compliments.
[03:48] ---
    --You scoundrel, you!
[03:49] ---
    --You're kidding...!
[03:51] ---
    Seraph, I'm sorry...
[03:56] ---
    "Scratch 1 Mid-Boss, Add 1 Vassal"
[04:05] ---
    Come on, we're going
    back to the Overlord's Castle!
[04:07] ---
    Coming!
[04:24] ---
    Gordon, how does this look on me?
[04:27] ---
    Wow!
[04:28] ---
    Now, now, you should take that off, Jennifer.
[04:31] ---
    The superhero rulebook
    says that we're supposed
[04:33] ---
    to turn lost items over to the police!
[04:37] ---
    Oops!
[04:39] ---
    Oo, that looks good!
[04:44] ---
    Captain, I have finished
    bringing all ship's systems back online.
[04:48] ---
    Give me a minute. Let me finish eating first.
[04:53] ---
    Hm?
[05:00] ---
    Danger! Danger! Unknown energy detected!
[05:04] ---
    What?!
[05:05] ---
    What are you, a demon?!
[05:09] ---
    Who are you?!
[05:11] ---
    My name--
[05:14] ---
    Oh, I'm terribly sorry.
[05:19] ---
    As I was saying, I am Archangel Vulcanus,
[05:22] ---
    and I have been dispatched
    here from Celestia!
[05:26] ---
    Those white wings...!
[05:28] ---
    Then you're really an angel?
[05:29] ---
    Indeed I am.
[05:32] ---
    You have cheese in your mustache.
[05:34] ---
    Oh, thank you.
[05:38] ---
    I had no idea you were an angel!
    I have done you a great insult.
[05:41] ---
    Please see fit to forgive me.
[05:42] ---
    That is quite all right. We in Celestia are
    always watching over you in your struggles.
[05:47] ---
    Thank you. We are very grateful to
    be under the protection of the angels.
[05:52] ---
    Not at all, it is we who must thank you.
[05:57] ---
    How do you mean?
[05:59] ---
    Miss, might I trouble you
    to give me that pendant?
[06:05] ---
    That pendant is a treasure of Celestia
    that went missing quite some time ago.
[06:10] ---
    What? A treasure of Celestia?
[06:13] ---
    Oh, my!
[06:14] ---
    It was likely stolen by demons.
    Such a horrible deed...
[06:19] ---
    Still, you are truly the Defender of Earth
    to have retrieved it for us.
[06:23] ---
    No, it is Thursday who deserves the praise.
[06:26] ---
    He's the one who found it.
[06:29] ---
    You have my gratitude, Thursday.
[06:31] ---
    You're too kind.
[06:33] ---
    Please, take it.
[06:38] ---
    Thank you, Defender of Earth!
[06:42] ---
    Continue your fight against
    the demons for the greater good
[06:45] ---
    of both the human world and that of Celestia!
[06:48] ---
    The heavens expect great things from you!
[06:54] ---
    This is wonderful, Gordon!
[06:56] ---
    We're under the protection
    of the angels in our fight!
[07:00] ---
    I'm all fired up to do something heroic!
[07:01] ---
    Thursday, we lift off at once!
[07:04] ---
    Punch it, Jennifer!
[07:05] ---
    Roger!
[07:16] ---
    I've been looking for you
    these past two years.
[07:19] ---
    Lots of demons think
    that you're dead, Highness.
[07:25] ---
    What were you doing in that crypt?
[07:27] ---
    That's what I wanna know!
    I swear, this is all my old man's fault!
[07:32] ---
    Chaos brings a smile to the face
    of any self-respecting demon.
[07:35] ---
    When you try to stick everybody
    with order that nobody wants,
[07:38] ---
    you're gonna end up
    dying in a damn stupid way.
[07:40] ---
    A true Overlord has to be the
    foulest, most vicious demon of all!
[07:45] ---
    So, that's your long,
    roundabout way of saying
[07:48] ---
    that you're the new Overlord, Highness?
[07:50] ---
    Of course. That's why I'm going
    back to the Overlord's Castle
[07:53] ---
    and proclaiming myself to be
    the best demon for the job!
[07:56] ---
    And then I'm gonna conquer Celestia
    and the human world for messing with me!
[08:03] ---
    I'm gonna teach 'em who's the most
    powerful being in the universe!
[08:06] ---
    Yeesh! You don't dream small, do ya?
[08:09] ---
    Plus, if I go to the Overlord's Palace,
[08:12] ---
    I should be able to find out who poisoned
    me and tossed me in that garbage dump!
[08:17] ---
    And when I do... Oh, the
    things I'll do to him!
[08:23] ---
    You're a sharper customer than
    I gave you credit for, Highness...
[08:26] ---
    I have to admit, I'm amazed that you
    managed to survive in that garbage dump.
[08:45] ---
    What's the matter?
[08:47] ---
    I'm hungry.
[08:49] ---
    Etna, make me something to eat!
[08:51] ---
    What?! You want me to cook for you?!
[08:54] ---
    That's funny, I thought I heard
    my vassal talking back to me...
[08:57] ---
    N-Not to worry, Highness!
[08:58] ---
    I found myself some stalwart allies
    for occasions such as this!
[09:04] ---
    Prinny Squad, c'mon over!
[09:08] ---
    Are you joking around?
[09:11] ---
    I said to haul your feathered
    fannies over here!
[09:24] ---
    What do you think, Highness?
[09:25] ---
    This is the Prinny Squad, a band of
    super, all-purpose vassals that I hired!
[09:29] ---
    Super all-purpose? Those clowns?
[09:35] ---
    You bunch of bozos... Straighten up!
[09:41] ---
    Prinny Squad reporting for duty, dood!
[09:44] ---
    See, now we're in business.
[09:46] ---
    They don't look very reliable.
[09:47] ---
    Who's that kid with the
    nasty look in his eye?
[09:50] ---
    Maybe it's the guy Lady Etna keeps
    talking about. You know, the moro--
[09:56] ---
    I couldn't hear what they were saying.
[09:58] ---
    He wanted to say, "Goodness,
    what a powerful and handsome prince!"
[10:02] ---
    Honestly, idle chatter like that
    can be such a pain, can't it?
[10:06] ---
    Are these guys going to work out?
[10:08] ---
    Oh, they'll be fine! Right?
[10:11] ---
    Perfectly fine, dood!
[10:13] ---
    Now that we have that settled, Prinnies,
    go make the Prince a meal he'll never forget!
[10:18] ---
    Aye aye, dood!
[10:35] ---
    Something just buzzed us.
[10:37] ---
    Those losers came back for more?
[10:39] ---
    We've found you, foul demon!
[10:41] ---
    Hup!
[10:45] ---
    Captain Gordon,
    Defender of Earth, has arrived!
[10:48] ---
    Man, I just can't handle these types...
[10:51] ---
    Highness, did you do something to Earth?
[10:53] ---
    I have no idea! They're trying to
    pick a fight with me for no reason.
[10:57] ---
    More importantly, where's my food?!
[10:58] ---
    So sorry, dood!
[11:10] ---
    Flonne, I expect you to take
    responsibility for failing in your mission.
[11:17] ---
    It truly is beautiful...
[11:19] ---
    How could this piece of an
    angel's heart that has been
[11:21] ---
    handed down through the ages
    in Celestia be anything but?
[11:24] ---
    Why would the Seraph possibly have
    given this pendant to a lowly trainee?
[11:29] ---
    It is beyond my understanding...
[11:58] ---
    "Disgaea"
[12:02] ---
    "Disgaea"
[12:09] ---
    Listen up, demons!
[12:11] ---
    The mere fact that you are demons
    makes you a blight on humanity!
[12:15] ---
    But Gordon, Defender of Earth,
    shall mete out your punishment!
[12:19] ---
    Thursday! Robo-bazooka!
[12:21] ---
    Roger! Changing to Robo-Bazooka!
[12:28] ---
    Charging energy!
[12:34] ---
    What do you suppose that is?
[12:36] ---
    Beats me. Every spring, we get a lot
    of crazies coming out of the woodwork.
[12:39] ---
    Fire!
[12:43] ---
    Berry Barrier Balidaire!
[13:05] ---
    Our ship!
[13:07] ---
    Abnormal overheating in engines!
    Unable to control via remote!
[13:21] ---
    Thursday, can you pursue?
[13:23] ---
    It's no use. It is too late.
[13:25] ---
    What?! All of our household
    items are on that ship!
[13:30] ---
    Let's go after it!
[13:32] ---
    Prince! Today, we are forced to withdraw!
[13:35] ---
    When next we meet, fight fair
    instead of using such cowardly tricks!
[13:40] ---
    Gordon, hurry!
[13:41] ---
    The ship is getting away!
[13:43] ---
    I can never figure out why
    those people do what they do.
[13:46] ---
    Well, that's humans for you.
    They're incomprehensible.
[13:54] ---
    What do you want this time?
[13:56] ---
    Laharl, we still have unfinished business...
[14:00] ---
    You don't know when to quit, do you?
[14:02] ---
    Now, now, is that any way to talk?
[14:06] ---
    It was the good mademoiselle
    here who just saved you.
[14:09] ---
    Saved us?
[14:11] ---
    Boy, this demon likes to
    put on airs, doesn't he?
[14:13] ---
    Mademoiselle, are you unhurt?
[14:16] ---
    Yes.
[14:17] ---
    Laharl, I thought I said that
    I was going to assassinate you.
[14:23] ---
    Yeah, whatever! Do us all a favor
    and drop dead where you're standing!
[14:25] ---
    I refuse to die. Not until
    I've carried out my mission.
[14:28] ---
    I keep telling you,
    your target was my old man!
[14:31] ---
    Highness, wouldn't it be faster to just take
    her out quick 'n clean and be done with it?
[14:34] ---
    If you don't do something,
    she's gonna turn into a certified stalker!
[14:38] ---
    Yeah, you have a point.
[14:42] ---
    Okay, you're on.
[14:45] ---
    I'll give it everything I've got!
[14:52] ---
    This is terrible!
[14:55] ---
    Mademoiselle, you mustn't overexert yourself!
[14:57] ---
    At the moment, you are
    in no condition to fight.
[15:01] ---
    I shall pitch in and help you, you lovely
    angel who sings the praises of love!
[15:06] ---
    Thank you, but this is my mission...
[15:10] ---
    No, no. One must graciously
    accept the kindness of others.
[15:20] ---
    And who the hell are you supposed to be?
[15:22] ---
    Goodness, where are my manners?
[15:24] ---
    I am the aristocrat who loves
    beauty and strength above all else!
[15:29] ---
    Vyers, the Dark Adonis!
[15:32] ---
    Incidentally, am I to understand that you
    are the son of the late King Krichevskoy?
[15:38] ---
    The very same!
[15:39] ---
    When they talk about Laharl, heir to
    the Netherworld, they're talking about me!
[15:43] ---
    The Overlord's heir?
[15:46] ---
    Look, the Netherworld is one big
    battleground now, where every demon
[15:49] ---
    who calls himself
    Overlord is fighting for control.
[15:52] ---
    If I may be so bold, I, too, am one of
    those who is vying for the title of Overlord.
[15:56] ---
    Somebody who saved the life of an angel
    isn't qualified to call himself Overlord!
[16:01] ---
    You're nothing more than a stepping
    stone on my way to the throne!
[16:04] ---
    Wha--?!
[16:05] ---
    Demons of every stripe acknowledge
    the superiority of the Dark Adonis, Vy--
[16:08] ---
    I don't care what you call yourself.
    From now on, your name is "Mid-Boss"!
[16:15] ---
    Highness, that's a great name!
[16:17] ---
    Nice one, dood!
[16:19] ---
    M-Mid-Boss, you say?!
[16:23] ---
    --What's the meaning of this?! I'm so angry!
[16:23] ---
    --Oops, I think you hurt his ego.
[16:25] ---
    --This is unbelievable!
[16:27] ---
    This is unforgivable! You'll
    pay for this insult!
[16:33] ---
    You're finally in the mood to fight, huh?
[16:42] ---
    What the--?
[16:49] ---
    Oh, my! What a beautiful pendant!
[16:53] ---
    What a lucky find!
[16:55] ---
    Surely, it is a present from God to
    me for doing a good deed every day!
[16:58] ---
    What self-respecting demon thanks God?
[17:01] ---
    Why, this one, of course.
    Just take a look at this lovely stone!
[17:06] ---
    Wow, that really is pretty!
    I'd say it'll fetch a pretty penny!
[17:10] ---
    No one is selling this!
    I found this, so it belongs to me!
[17:15] ---
    Please... Please give it
    back to me, Mr. Mid-Boss.
[17:18] ---
    Merde! Et tu, Mademoiselle? Et tu?
[17:22] ---
    My name is the Vyers, the Dark Adonis--
[17:25] ---
    Mr. Mid boss, I beg you...
    I have to have that pendant, or--
[17:28] ---
    Mr. Mid-Boss...
[17:31] ---
    Looks like that one put
    him down for the count.
[17:33] ---
    So, the pendant belongs to the angel, huh?
[17:36] ---
    Huh? I don't follow you, Highness.
[17:40] ---
    Please, Mr. Mid-Boss... Give it back to me!
[17:43] ---
    I cannot comply with such a request,
    not even at the behest
[17:46] ---
    of a lovely mademoiselle.
[17:48] ---
    As I have said, it was I who found it,
    and as such, it belongs to moi!
[17:54] ---
    Wow, he gives you a run for your money
[17:57] ---
    in the "self-centered quibbling"
    department, Highness!
[17:59] ---
    Shut up! Don't put me on
    the same level as that clown!
[18:07] ---
    Oh, its brilliance grows ever
    lovelier each time I gaze upon it!
[18:11] ---
    No, don't! That pendant punishes
    anyone with an impure heart!
[18:17] ---
    If you don't let go right away,
    you'll feel Heaven's wrath!
[18:21] ---
    Huh?
[18:22] ---
    What's the deal? Nothing's happening!
[18:25] ---
    And after all the self-centered
    garbage he spouted, too!
[18:28] ---
    That's strange... Maybe it's broken.
[18:33] ---
    You can't fool me!
[18:35] ---
    As if pure, righteous, and beautiful
    moi would ever be punished by--
[18:40] ---
    That laugh of yours rubs me the wrong way.
[18:49] ---
    Just this once,
[18:50] ---
    I suppose I'll do as the lovely
    mademoiselle asks and let you save face.
[18:55] ---
    Boy, this guy hates to lose.
    "Mid-Boss" is a perfect name for him.
[18:59] ---
    I order you to be silent!
    You mock this mid-boss at your own peril!
[19:04] ---
    --Do you hear me?! I won't forgive this!
[19:05] ---
    --Hey, you just admitted to being a mid-boss!
[19:19] ---
    Oh, no! We could've made
    a mint off that pendant!
[19:24] ---
    The pendant!
[19:53] ---
    This is her "divine punishment"?
[19:56] ---
    I'd never be able to touch that.
[19:58] ---
    I wonder if we could hold it, dood?
[20:00] ---
    You definitely couldn't.
[20:11] ---
    This is what you wanted, isn't it?
[20:13] ---
    Laharl?
[20:15] ---
    Hurry up and take it!
    Damn thing's hotter'n hell.
[20:19] ---
    Right!
[20:28] ---
    Laharl, thank you!
[20:31] ---
    Cut that out! Words like
    "Thank you" make my skin crawl!
[20:37] ---
    Still, if that was divine punishment,
[20:40] ---
    it means my heart is evil,
    just the way it should be.
[20:43] ---
    Laharl, why did you take such a big
    risk to give me back my pendant?
[20:47] ---
    Why else? I did it to get that
    "something nice" that you promised me!
[20:52] ---
    Actually, I've already given it to you.
[20:55] ---
    Place your hand on your chest.
[20:58] ---
    See? Can you feel it?
    That warm, fuzzy feeling in your heart?
[21:06] ---
    You may say that you're evil,
    but there's kindness in your heart.
[21:15] ---
    The kindness, the love, that's starting
    to blossom in your heart...
[21:19] ---
    Those are the gifts I gave to you.
[21:24] ---
    That angel's a real piece of work!
    She played this demon for a sucker!
[21:28] ---
    Etna! Prinny Squad! Let's go!
[21:31] ---
    Are you sure that you wanna leave her here?
[21:33] ---
    Forget her! Let's go!
[21:35] ---
    But you haven't eaten dessert yet!
[21:40] ---
    I'm going to come with you!
[21:44] ---
    I'm not going to leave your side
    until you open your eyes to love!
[21:49] ---
    Suit yourself, Love Freak!
[21:52] ---
    But if you're gonna tag along for
    the ride, you're gonna be my vassal!
[21:57] ---
    A vassal who's even lower-ranking
    than the Prinnies here, got it?!
[22:01] ---
    Sure!
[22:03] ---
    This is awesome! She's a servant, dood!
[22:06] ---
    Now there's a flunky
    who's even lower than us!
[22:08] ---
    I look forward to working with you, Prinnies.
[22:11] ---
    Hooray, dood!
[22:13] ---
    What's the holdup?! Get moving!
[22:16] ---
    C-Coming!
[22:18] ---
    Um, excuse me...? Hello? Somebody? Anybody?
[22:22] ---
    Would somebody help-- They're not listening!
[22:44] ---
    Aoi hiru ga meguru hoshi de
    toki no ruupu mezametara,
[22:51] ---
    chigau kokoro motta mono
    atsumareba nanika ga okiru yo.
[22:59] ---
    Yokubou de umeru no ka?
    Ai wa hito no tame ni ugoko no ka?
[23:07] ---
    Dotchi datte kamawanai yo, suki ni yaru dake.
[23:15] ---
    Hikari to kage kono sekai
    de subete ga imi aru egoisuto.
[23:23] ---
    Hitotsu hitotsu no kakera wa
    sou baransu wo ninai ikiteru.
[23:31] ---
    Omou no mama, kokoro no mama
    ni ima wa onaji sora no shita
[23:43] ---
    hikari to kage wa kurikaesu.
[23:47] ---
    Chain react
[23:59] ---
    A nameless unexplored region! Hot suspense
    on the road that leaves the skin supple!
[24:02] ---
    The next episode will be at a hot spring?
[24:04] ---
    What is it that can be glimpsed
    through the steam? Is it love?! Or hate?!
[24:06] ---
    As the curtain rises on a new tragedy,
[24:08] ---
    what really happened
    20 years ago comes to light!
[24:11] ---
    The remarkable deductive powers of
    renowned gal detective Etna shine through!
[24:14] ---
    Oh, it's a detective story!
[24:15] ---
    Next time on Disgaea! "Welcome to
    the Netherworld Hall of Treasures"!
[24:19] ---
    You are the culprit! I arrest
    you in the name of the Overlord!
[24:22] ---
    So, who did it?
[24:23] ---
    "Next time: Welcome to the
    Netherworld Hall of Treasures"