7 - Camping Lessons That Began With A Death March

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[00:09] Nadi
    It's an elf!
[00:15] Yusa
    Mia.
[00:23] Mia
    Pretty.
[00:33] Nadi
    I'll go get ex-priest Horn who
    lives in the backstreets!
[00:37] Nadi
    He'll be willing to look after
    someone without a lot of questions!
[00:41] Satou
    It's dangerous to be out at night alone!
[00:43] Satou
    I'll go with you!
[02:17] Arisa
    Ugh!
[02:19] Arisa
    Why the hell would you go to the
    brothel when I'm right here?!
[02:22] Arisa
    I'm a beautiful,
    extremely welcoming, young girl!
[02:25] Arisa
    What's the problem?!
[02:27] Arisa
    Would you calm down?
[02:31] Arisa
    I smell a young boy!
[02:34] Satou
    You're a real freak.
[02:37] Satou
    Stinks like animals!
[02:41] Arisa
    Wait, don't tell me...
    you're into the hirsute types.
[02:43] Satou
    Last night, when I went out
    to get some medicine for Lulu,
[02:46] Satou
    I rescued a beastfolk person who
    was on the verge of death.
[02:50] Arisa
    A girl?
[02:51] Satou
    No! A sour-looking old man.
[02:54] Arisa
    Is this BL?! It is, isn't it?!
[02:57] Arisa
    Some kind of Tiger x Snake-looking,
    big, muscular, tiger-eared daddy
[03:00] ---
    chased down the bunny-eared, young boy!
[03:04] Arisa
    Oh, man, now I'm fired up!
[03:06] Satou
    Could you stop shouting nonsense
    and put some clothes on?
[03:08] Satou
    That's an order.
[03:11] Satou
    How are you feeling?
[03:13] Lulu
    A lot better than yesterday, thanks.
[03:16] Lulu
    I bought some medicine, so take
    it if the pain gets too bad.
[03:20] Lulu
    Right, thank you.
[03:22] Satou
    I guess after everyone has breakfast,
    I'll head to the general store...
[03:30] Sign
    General Store
[03:32] Satou
    Good morning.
[03:33] Satou
    How are they?
[03:35] Nadi
    Well... they're both still asleep.
[03:38] Nadi
    Mia-chan didn't seem to be injured,
[03:41] Nadi
    but was really worn out,
    and on the brink of exhaustion.
[03:44] Nadi
    According to the manager,
[03:46] Nadi
    the symptoms are similar to
    prolonged MP deprivation...
[03:54] Nadi
    In that condition, the manager's Practical
    Magic, Mana Transfer and the Forest Magic,
[03:56] Sign
    Misanaria Bolenan
    Lv. 7
[03:58] Nadi
    Stamina Charge should have
    made her feel better, but...
[04:02] Mia's Character Sign Sign
    Misanaria Bolenan
    Lv.7
    Status: Fainted
    Age: 130 Years Old
    Skills: Water Magic, Archery
    Titles: Cradle Master, Child of Bolenan Forest
    Gift: Spirit Sight
[04:02] Status
    
[04:03] Satou
    Judging from her titles, she's probably
    still a child in elven years.
[04:08] Satou
    She's not cursed or sick, and it seems
    like her MP is recovering gradually.
[04:13] Nadi
    A mana potion would speed things
    up, but they're so expensive...
[04:17] Nadi
    But even if we can't afford that,
[04:19] ---
    we can still take her to
    a place rich with mana,
[04:22] Nadi
    like a ley line intersection or a source.
[04:25] Satou
    A source?
[04:26] Nadi
    Then again, around here there's
    only the Count's castle,
[04:31] Nadi
    or the Valley of Dragons.
[04:34] UI Signs
    >Acquired Skill: Parry
    >Acquired Skill: Throwing
    >Acquired Skill: Self Healing
    >Defeated Elite Lizardman Captain
    >Defeated all enemies within the area
    >Source: Conquered the Valley of Dragons
[04:37] Sign
    Used Skill: Keen Hearing
[04:40] Sign
    Misanaria Bolenan
    Lv.7
    Status: None
    Age: 130 Years Old
    Skills: Water Magic, Archery
    Titles: Cradle Master, Child of Bolenan Forest
    Gift: Spirit Sight
[04:44] Satou
    I just heard some noise upstairs.
    Perhaps they're awake.
[04:51] Nadi
    Mia-chan, are you feeling okay?
[04:53] Mia
    Who are you?
[04:54] Nadi
    I work here, my name is Nadi.
[04:57] Nadi
    The manager... Yusaratoya owns this store.
[05:00] Mia
    Yuya's?
[05:05] Mia
    Who's behind the door?
[05:07] Nadia
    The person who saved you and
    your friend with the red helmet.
[05:10] Nadia
    His name is Satou-san.
[05:12] Mia
    Satou...
[05:13] Nadi
    Is it all right if he comes in?
[05:15] Mia
    Okay.
[05:18] Satou
    It's nice to meet you. I'm Satou, a merchant.
[05:22] Mia
    Spirit User?
[05:24] Satou
    No, I've never met a spirit before.
[05:28] Mia
    Can't see them?
[05:30] Satou
    Are they normally visible?
[05:32] Nadi
    Only those with a gift called
    Spirit Sight can see them.
[05:32] Sign
    Misanaria Bolenan
    Lv.7
    Status: None
    Age: 130 Years Old
    Skills: Water Magic, Archery
    Titles: Cradle Master, Child of Bolenan Forest
    Gift: Spirit Sight
[05:36] Satou
    I see...
[05:38] Satou
    So it's not that all elves
    can see spirits, then.
[05:41] Nadi
    Do you want to eat something?
[05:43] Mia
    Yes.
[05:44] Nadi
    I'll make some soup or wheat porridge,
    so could you look after Mia-chan?
[05:50] Satou
    Certainly.
[05:54] Satou
    So, about those spirits...
    What exactly are they?
[05:58] Mia
    They're fluffy.
[06:00] Satou
    F-Fluffy?
[06:01] Mia
    Yeah. And sparkly.
[06:03] Satou
    S-Sparkly?
[06:06] Satou
    I guess it's impossible to find
    out the details about spirits
[06:10] ---
    without someone who likes to
    chat, like Nadi-san, around.
[06:13] Satou
    S-So, how do you say "good morning"
    in the elvish language?
[06:16] ---
    Teparusa.
[06:17] Sign
    Acquired Skill: Elvish Language
[06:26] Sign
    Acquired Skill: Decryption
[06:26] Satou
    For now, I can tell that spirits flow along the
    ley lines in order to subsist off mana,
[06:31] Satou
    and have certain unique characteristics.
[06:35] Satou
    Sorry for staying so long.
    I should get going.
[06:44] Mia
    Stay.
[06:52] Arisa
    All right, that's the tenth one!
[06:56] Pochi
    Arisa, you're too strong.
[06:58] Arisa
    Pochi, Tama, if the two of you have time
    to sulk, you've got time to improve.
[07:02] Yuni
    Arisa-chan sure is strong.
[07:04] Satou
    Those are...
[07:06] Satou
    The educational cards I bought yesterday.
[07:08] Pochi
    It's Master!
[07:10] Satou
    You seem to be having fun.
[07:11] Tama
    Learned some words!
[07:14] POchi
    Look!
[07:15] Tama
    Three!
[07:17] Satou
    That's impressive.
[07:20] Satou
    Well, then...
[07:22] Satou
    What's this card?
[07:22] Sign
    Acquired Skill: Games
[07:24] Pochi
    That one says meat.
[07:26] Satou
    Nice try...
[07:27] Satou
    It's goat.
[07:28] Satou
    What about this one?
[07:29] Tama
    Also meat!
[07:31] Satou
    No... it's rabbit.
[07:34] Arisa
    Well... when they say "meat" with
    such confidence, it's hard to say no!
[07:40] Satou
    They might be meat, but the answer
    should be the type of animal.
[07:44] Sign
    Acquired Skill: Education
[07:44] Satou
    That's why this is goat, and this is rabbit.
[07:47] Pochi
    They're wrong? But a goat is still meat?
[07:51] Tama
    Rabbit's meat, too?
[07:54] Liza
    Then this card isn't "poultry,"
    but rather just "chicken"?
[07:58] Pochi
    How do you write meat?
[08:01] Pochi
    Acquired Skill: Painting
[08:01] Sign
    Acquired Skill: Penmanship
[08:06] Satou
    Like this.
[08:08] Martha
    Oh, there you are, Yuni!
[08:10] Yuni
    I'm sorry, Martha-san.
[08:12] Martha
    Honestly, you still act like a little kid!
[08:15] Martha
    Come on, I'll help out,
    so let's clean up the stables
[08:18] ---
    and replace the hay before we need
    to get ready for lunch.
[08:21] Yuni
    U-Um... I already did.
[08:25] Yuni
    Pochi and Tama helped me do it.
[08:28] Pochi
    I went "Yargh!" and drew the water!
[08:31] Tama
    Looked after horsies!
[08:33] Satou
    That's great, you two.
[08:35] Tama
    Right?
[08:38] Liza
    A princess, protected by a wererat?
[08:41] Arisa
    What the heck?! I wanna meet her!
[08:44] Tama
    Wererat princess?
[08:46] Pochi
    I'd like to meet her, too!
[08:48] Satou
    Okay, after we finish lunch,
    let's all go check on her.
[08:53] Liza
    Understood.
[08:54] Arisa
    Agreed!
[08:55] Tama
    Visit!
[08:56] Pochi
    It'll be such fun!
[08:59] Pochi
    I'm so curious about the princess.
[09:00] Tama
    Let's go right now!
[09:03] Satou
    How about it, Lulu? If you're feeling
    better, you can come with us.
[09:08] Lulu
    All right.
[09:11] Arisa
    Hello there!
[09:12] Arisa
    My name is Arisa!
[09:14] Pochi
    I am Pochi.
[09:15] Pochi
    Tama.
[09:20] Mia
    Mia.
[09:22] Pochi
    The princess!
[09:24] Tama
    Pretty hair!
[09:26] Arisa
    Wait! I thought she was a rat princess!
[09:28] Satou
    No.
[09:30] Satou
    I said she was a princess that was
    being protected by a wererat knight.
[09:34] Pochi
    It's nice to meet you Mia!
[09:36] Tama
    You're cute!
[09:36] Arisa
    What luxurious hair!
[09:38] Pochi
    It's lovely!
[09:40] Tama
    Can I touch?
[09:40] Satou
    I'm gonna be downstairs for a bit.
[09:42] Satou
    Look after Mia.
[09:44] Arisa
    Okay!
[09:45] Pochi
    Certainly!
[09:47] Tama
    You got it!
[09:54] Satou
    I wonder what's got her so attached.
[10:01] Nadi
    What a relief...
[10:03] Nadi
    All I had was some wheat
    porridge for breakfast.
[10:08] Nadi
    Thank you.
[10:13] Nadi
    Satou-san, you're a merchant, right?
[10:17] Satou
    Well, yes.
[10:19] Satou
    Not that I've done anything
    a merchant would do, yet.
[10:23] Nadi
    Do you own a cart?
[10:25] Satou
    No.
[10:26] Satou
    I had horses carrying my wares,
[10:28] ---
    but the starfall from a while
    back made them run off on me.
[10:31] Nadi
    That must've been terrible.
[10:33] Nadi
    Well, if you can afford it, might I
    recommend buying a drawn cart?
[10:38] Satou
    A cart?
[10:40] Nadi
    A merchant that the manager knows
    is going to be retiring soon,
[10:44] Nadi
    and he's selling a cart along
    with two horses for pulling it.
[10:51] Satou
    I appreciate the offer, but I don't
    have any experience driving a cart.
[10:55] Lulu
    E-Excuse me...
[10:58] Satou
    Lulu, if you want to say
    something, it's okay to do it.
[11:01] Lulu
    R-Right... I...
[11:03] Lulu
    I've driven a one horse wagon, before.
[11:07] Satou
    Maybe you can teach me, then, Lulu.
[11:10] Satou
    That being the case, Nadi-san,
[11:12] Satou
    I think I'll purchase them after all.
[11:14] Nadi
    That was a fast decision.
[11:15] Nadi
    Are you sure you don't want to ask the price?
[11:17] Satou
    Oh, crap...
[11:21] Sign
    Cart (Two Horse)
[11:24] Price
    18 Gold Pieces (+/-2 pieces)
[11:24] Sign
    Used Skill: Estimation
[11:26] Sign
    
[11:27] Satou
    I think I'll just trust you, Nadi-san.
[11:30] Satou
    Let's say this is as much
    as I'm willing to pay,
[11:31] Sign
    Used Item: Pouch of Gold Coins
[11:34] Satou
    and you can keep any
    extra as your commission.
[11:37] Nadi
    When did you...?
[11:40] Satou
    Was that a little too gracious?
[11:43] Satou
    I guess I'll be more careful next time.
SIGN    "Camping Lessons That Began With A Death March"
[11:54] Arisa
    All right, we can start our
    camping lessons around here.
[11:57] Tama
    Okay.
[11:57] Pochi
    Sure thing!
[12:01] ---
    Acquired Skill: Camping
[12:07] Tama
    Weeding?
[12:08] Pochi
    Leave it to us!
[12:10] Sign
    Acquired Skill: Cultivation
    Acquired Skill: Farming
    Acquired Skill: Weeding
[12:13] Pochi
    Here you are!
[12:14] Tama
    Here.
[12:17] Sign
    Acquired Skill: Gathering
    Acquired Skill: Masonry
[12:24] Arisa
    Here we are. We got everything.
[12:33] Arisa
    Look, look!
[12:42] Pochi
    What is it?
[12:43] Tama
    Weird!
[12:45] ---
    Used Skill: Woodworking
[12:51] Tama
    The kettle's mad?
[12:53] Pochi
    Help us!
[12:55] Pochi
    The kettle person's upset!
[12:57] Satou
    What kettle person?
[12:59] Satou
    That's just a whistle letting
    you know the water is boiling.
[13:03] Tama
    Not mad?
[13:05] Pochi
    Why does it go "Fwee!" when it's boiling?
[13:08] Satou
    Well, the water gets so hot it
    changes states into vapor...
[13:13] Arisa
    What are you, a science teacher?
[13:16] Arisa
    How are they gonna understand
    you telling them water gets
[13:19] ---
    1000 times bigger when it turns into vapor?
[13:22] Satou
    Actually, Arisa, it multiplies by 1,699.
[13:26] Arisa
    Look here.
[13:29] Arisa
    When water gets hot,
    it turns into this white smoke.
[13:34] Arisa
    And since that smoke is strong, it can
    easily lift up something like a lid.
[13:39] Arisa
    And...
[13:44] Arisa
    It works just like when people breathe out,
[13:46] Arisa
    so the steam can make a
    whistle, all the same!
[13:49] Tama
    You're amazing, Arisa!
[13:51] Pochi
    How'd you know all that?!
[13:58] Pochi
    Tama, roll around!
[14:00] Tama
    Rolling!
[14:02] Tama
    Rolling, rolling!
[14:03] Pochi
    There you go!
[14:07] Pochi
    You're quite good, Tama.
[14:10] Tama
    You do it, too, Pochi!
[14:10] Satou
    Aren't they....
[14:11] Pochi
    Gladly!
[14:18] Puppies
    Grill chicken was good.
[14:18] Sign
    Mixed Fruits
[14:21] Puppies
    Thank you for grill chicken.
[14:23] Puppies
    Was good.
[14:24] Satou
    What's this?
[14:25] Pochi/Tama
    Hold it!
[14:25] Puppies
    Food!
[14:27] Pochi/Tama
    No sniffing around!
[14:28] Pochi
    Do not mess with our master!
[14:31] Satou
    That's not it. These kids were
    just giving me some fruit,
[14:34] ---
    to thank me for the grilled
    chicken I shared with them.
[14:36] Puppies
    Yeah.
[14:40] Pochi
    This is Cee fruit!
[14:42] Pochi
    It's really delicious!
[14:44] Tama
    Is this Kuko fruit? It's good, too!
[14:48] Puppies
    Th-They for him!
[14:50] Satou
    I want to accept, since they made the effort,
[14:53] Satou
    but I get the feeling they
    need this fruit to eat...
[14:56] Satou
    I know!
[14:59] Satou
    I'll gladly take them.
[15:01] Sign
    Used Item: Jerky
[15:01] Satou
    And, I want to ask you for something...
[15:04] Satou
    See this jerky?
[15:05] ---
    We have so much, we can't eat
    it all, so would you take some?
[15:10] Tamapochi
    Meat—
[15:12] Puppies
    Is okay...?
[15:14] Satou
    Sure, it'd be a huge help, actually.
[15:17] Puppies
    Thank you!
[15:17] Puppies
    Yay!
[15:18] Puppies
    Thanks! Thank you lots!
[15:27] Nadi
    And now this cart is yours, Satou-san.
[15:30] Satou
    Thank you.
[15:33] Satou
    We can carry a lot more this way.
[15:35] Arisa
    Why don't we use the cart to take Mia home?
[15:39] Satou
    Home?
[15:40] Satou
    Where is she from, anyway?
[15:42] Nadi
    The elf village is to the
    southeast of the Shiga Kingdom.
[15:46] Satou
    I see...
[15:49] Satou
    Let's talk it over with the
    manager when he gets back, then.
[15:53] Satou
    I need to learn how to drive, in the meantime.
[15:56] Satou
    I'm counting on you, Lulu.
[16:06] Satou
    Nice weather today.
[16:08] Lulu
    Yes. You're... right.
[16:11] Satou
    You don't have to be so nervous.
[16:13] Satou
    And you don't have to be as...
    friendly as Arisa, either.
[16:17] Satou
    You can relax around me,
    the way Pochi and Tama do.
[16:20] Lulu
    But... I'm a slave. I wouldn't dare to.
[16:24] Satou
    Come to think of it,
    Lulu's been uneasy around men.
[16:28] Satou
    I bet she has trouble holding a
    conversation... so to deal with that...
[16:37] Lulu
    You're exactly right!
[16:38] Lulu
    Arisa is so amazing!
[16:41] Satou
    Looks like she can talk,
    if it's the right subject.
[16:42] Lulu
    And she's so much more composed than I am.
[16:46] Satou
    You really love your sister, don't you?
[16:48] Lulu
    Yes! Even if it's hard to tell which
    one of us is older, sometimes.
[16:52] Satou
    Yes, it's hard to believe
    she's eleven years old.
[16:55] Lulu
    She's been a prodigy,
    ever since she was little.
[16:58] (Lulu
    For instance, she would
    help come up with ways
[16:59] Satou
    Did she not tell her about having
    memories from her past life?
[17:01] ---
    of governing the country no
    one else even imagined...
[17:05] (Lulu
    And she was able to talk
    about certain things
[17:06] ---
    without anyone teaching her about them—
[17:07] Satou
    How about we move onto the lesson?
[17:09] Lulu
    Sorry, I started babbling about Arisa...
[17:11] Sign
    Acquired Skill: Driving
[17:16] Stat Maps
    Character
    Driving | One Point Required To Upgrade
    Cultivation | Livelihood
    Farming | Livelihood
    Weeding | Livelihood
[17:20] Stat Maps
    Character
    Driving | One Point Required To Upgrade
    Cultivation | Livelihood
    Farming | Livelihood
    Weeding | Livelihood
[17:23] Stat Maps
    Character
    Driving | One Point Required To Upgrade
    Cultivation | Livelihood
    Farming | Livelihood
    Weeding | Livelihood
[17:26] Stat Maps
    Character
    Driving | One Point Required To Upgrade
    Cultivation | Livelihood
    Farming | Livelihood
    Weeding | Livelihood
[17:27] Sign
    Acquired Title: Coachman
[17:40] Satou
    Must be hard for her.
[18:02] Sign
    Shadow Owl
    Lv. 9
[18:07] Lulu
    E-Excuse me, Master?
[18:10] Satou
    Sorry, I saw a big bird in the
    trees, and got distracted.
[18:20] Tama
    Master!
[18:23] Tama
    Welcome home!
[18:25] Tama
    We've been waiting, darling.
[18:29] Mia
    Satou.
[18:30] Satou
    Hey, Mia. Are you okay
    walking around outside?
[18:34] Mia
    Yes. With potions.
[18:36] Arisa
    I think the potions the
    manager brought helped a lot.
[18:39] Arisa
    I've never seen them used before.
    Magic medicine is incredible.
[18:42] Satou
    I'm glad you're feeling better.
[18:44] Mia
    Thank you.
[18:48] Satou
    Your hair is pretty. It suits you.
[18:51] Arisa
    Let's have something delicious
    to celebrate Mia's recovery!
[18:56] Satou
    Good idea.
[18:57] Satou
    Do you have anything in mind, Mia?
[18:58] Mia
    Honey buns.
[19:00] Satou
    Honey buns?
[19:01] Arisa
    I thinks she took an interest
    in the honey buns
[19:04] ---
    that Pochi and Tama told her about!
[19:06] Pochi
    I ate some, too!
[19:08] Tama
    So sweet, tastes like happiness.
[19:11] Arisa
    I think we should get some for
    these little dears, if we can!
[19:14] Satou
    More like you want to eat some yourself.
[19:17] Satou
    Well, Liza, Lulu, could
    the two of you go pick some up?
[19:20] Lulu
    Right.
[19:21] Liza
    Understood.
[19:23] Pochi
    See you soon!
[19:24] Tama
    Be safe!
[19:31] Pochi
    What's the matter?
[19:33] Tama
    That bird's weird.
[19:35] Satou
    That's the one I saw before...
[19:42] Pachi
    I'm right here!
[19:44] Tama
    Here!
[19:44] Nadi
    Oh, welcome back, Satou-san.
[19:47] Nadi
    The manager is with Mize-san.
[19:50] Satou
    Mize?
[19:55] Yusa
    Satou.
[19:56] Mize
    Satou?
[19:57] Mize
    Sir, are you the human who saved me?
[20:00] Sign
    Mize
    Lv. 24
[20:00] Satou
    So Mize is Red Mask's name...
[20:05] Satou
    And now, I can finally hear
    more about the situation...
[20:09] Satou
    Mia was kidnapped by wizards
    from her elf village,
[20:14] Satou
    and was imprisoned in a
    place called the Cradle.
[20:17] Satou
    After escaping, she happened to
    run into Red Mask, who saved her,
[20:22] Satou
    and they tried to head to Seiryuu City,
    hoping to meet up with the manager.
[20:27] Satou
    The Flying Ants that attacked the city
[20:29] ---
    seem to have been sent by those wizards.
[20:36] Satou
    They don't know why Mia was kidnapped.
[20:39] Satou
    The manager seems to have an idea...
[20:46] Satou
    But since he doesn't seem to
    want to share, I'll leave it be.
[20:51] Satou
    Oh, I need to talk to him about
    escorting Mia back home...
[21:02] Yusa
    What happened?
[21:03] Nadi
    M-Manager...
[21:06] Satou
    No trace of any enemies.
[21:11] Satou
    They're just scared of thunder, huh?
[21:13] Pochi
    Th-That Lightning person is so scary!
[21:16] Tama
    Sparkly and then boom!
[21:18] Pochi
    Then it gets pitch dark!
[21:20] Tama
    Splits trees in two!
[21:22] Mia
    Lightning is very dangerous.
[21:24] Mia
    You know that, right?
[21:25] Mia
    Aze told me.
[21:27] Mia
    Even dragons get knocked out
    of the sky by lightning.
[21:30] Mia
    They crash.
[21:31] Mia
    It's true!
[21:32] Satou
    Aze?
[21:34] Satou
    Are you scared of it, too, Arisa?
[21:36] Arisa
    I-Izzat a problem?
[21:41] Satou
    Tama, what's wrong?
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