1 - The Catastrophe That Started with a Death March
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[00:08] Ichirou
All right, I'll make the 8:33 train without
any problems at this rate.
[00:14] Ichirou
What? The train's here!
[00:26] Ichirou
Man, this is rough.
It's nothing like being in school.
[00:34] Ichirou
Oh, yeah. It's Sunday today.
[00:37] Ichirou
That's why the train schedule was different.
[00:40] Ichirou
I completely forgot what day it was.
[00:53] Ichirou
Good morning.
[00:54] A
Hey.
[00:55] A
Suzuki-san, you working
on the weekend again?
[00:58] Ichirou
Yeah. Not done cleaning everything up.
[01:00] Ichirou
You know, with that new guy.
[01:03] A
Oh, you mean the guy that left
right before the delivery date?
[01:08] A
You're the one cleaning up that mess?
[01:10] Ichirou
Yeah.
[01:12] Ichirou
Well, with all the bugs and the changes
in design, it'll be hard to finish on time.
[01:16] A
You're a nice guy, you know that?
[01:19] A
I hope the brass bring in some
new people soon for ya.
[01:22] Ichirou
Turnover's pretty high here, too.
[01:25] Ichirou
I pretty much expect stuff
like this to happen.
[01:27] A
You're quite the grown-up, Suzuki-san.
[01:30] Ichirou
Live long enough to almost be thirty,
[01:32] Ichirou
and this is how things are.
[01:41] Ichirou
Time to start the death march.
[03:15] Ichirou
Okay, I've finished writing all the
classes and commenting everything.
[03:21] Ichirou
Now I just gotta generate the documentation
and UML from the source code,
[03:26] Ichirou
and really start working on the bugs.
[03:34] B
Not again...
[03:36] B
You keep changing what I have to go over...
[03:42] M
Sato—Suzuki-san.
[03:44] M
We need to talk about War World.
[03:47] Ichirou
You tried to call me Satou, didn't you?
SIGN Project Proposal
SIGN Project Name : MMORPG
SIGN War World
[03:50] Ichirou
We've been on a team
together for half a year.
[03:52] Ichirou
Get my name right, already.
[03:54] M
Our client is saying that the game's
too difficult for beginners,
[03:57] M
and we need to fix that.
[04:00] M
What's the plan here?
[04:01] Ichirou
Huh?
[04:02] Ichirou
Didn't we already say
[04:03] Ichirou
that our target audience wouldn't
play it if we made it any easier?
[04:07] M
Yeah, but...
[04:10] Ichirou
Maybe we should use the idea we axed before.
When you create your first character,
[04:15] Ichirou
you get an item that reveals the map,
and three bombs that takes out all enemies.
[04:20] M
I see.
[04:22] Ichirou
If you clear the area without using items,
you get a rare achievement.
[04:26] Ichirou
That way, skilled players will want to
complete it without using the items.
[04:31] M
We don't have much time left.
[04:32] M
How about we just go with that?
[04:34] M
Anyway, Suzuki-san, I'll leave
the implementation to you.
[04:38] Ichirou
Hold on a second.
[04:39] M
Yes?
[04:40] Ichirou
I have to fix bugs in that mobile MMORPG first.
[04:45] Ichirou
Get me an "OK" from
the client in the meantime.
[04:48] Ichirou
We don't have time to change anything
[04:50] Ichirou
if we put that feature in
and the client rejects it.
[04:52] M
Okay. I'll call to confirm now.
[04:58] Ichirou
Guess I'll go get lunch.
[05:05] Ichirou
Events on a Sunday out here too, huh?
[05:19] Ichirou
I wonder if she's lost.
[05:28] Ichirou
Wh-What's wrong?
[05:31] Ichirou
Are you lost?
[05:32] K
My mommy...
[05:37] Ichirou
I have no clue what she's saying.
[05:39] Ichirou
I guess I should take her to a police box.
[05:43] Ichirou
Okay.
[05:44] Ichirou
Let's go find a police officer.
[05:46] M
Mana!
[05:47] K
Mommy!
[05:49] M
I was looking for you.
[05:51] Ichirou
Oh, are you her mom?
[05:53] M
Yes, sorry about my daughter.
[05:56] Ichirou
No, I'm glad you found her.
[06:01] Ichirou
I'm no lolicon.
[06:02] Ichirou
I'm glad she didn't think I was
trying to kidnap her daughter.
[06:06] M
Thank you very much.
[06:08] Ichirou
No problem.
[06:09] K
Mommy, so...
[06:14] Ichirou
That kid's mom was pretty hot.
[06:19] Ichirou
All right, that should do it.
[06:22] Ichirou
I guess I should test it out.
[06:26] Ichirou
What was the name of this game, again?
[06:31] Ichirou
Oh, yeah. FFL*.
SIGN Enter your name.
SIGN Satou
[06:35] C
Good work.
[06:38] Ichirou
Oh, you're headed home?
[06:39] C
Haven't been home in three days.
[06:41] C
Gotta get home before
the wife gets pissed off.
[06:44] Ichirou
It's nice there's someone
there to get mad at you.
[06:47] C
Oh yeah, you went to Tubby and
that girl's place again, huh?
[06:51] C
You sure like that place.
[06:52] C
You're already 29.
[06:54] C
You should get a girlfriend.
[06:56] C
Talk to you later.
[07:00] Ichirou
A girlfriend, huh?
[07:02] Ichirou
That's a pretty unrealistic proposition*
when every day's a death march.
[07:24] Ichirou
I haven't taken a bath in three days.
[07:27] Ichirou
All right, that's good.
[07:29] Ichirou
It's done.
[07:31] Ichirou
I just need to send an email...
[07:32] B
Suzuki-san, we just got a bug report
from the storage testing team.
[07:36] Ichirou
Huh?
[07:38] Ichirou
I just fixed the unlimited
free storage space bug.
[07:42] B
You mean the inventory in FFL, right?
[07:46] B
It's an item duplication
bug in War World this time.
[07:50] B
Check the attached file in
Messenger for details.
[07:53] Ichirou
Okay...
[07:55] Ichirou
Duplication bugs are hard to fix.
SIGN Tubby
Storage Capacity Limit
SIGN Storage Capacity Limit
SIGN Tubby
SIGN To: Suzuki
SIGN Please remove the storage capacity limit during beta testing. We would appreciate if we could be more insistent on the matter. Please change the wording as necessary.
[08:06] To
He didn't want to get yelled at,
so he sent an email, huh?
[08:11] To
He's taking me out to lunch somewhere
with plenty of cute girls on staff.
[08:18] To
Okay, that's done.
[08:26] To
I'm sure there are some bugs left,
[08:28] To
but digital distribution
lets us patch it later.
[08:33] To
I can hear all the users
complaining now, but...
[08:35] To
I'm tired.
[08:38] To
If I can just send this email...
[08:40] To
I can finally get some sleep.
It's been thirty hours.
[08:43] To
My only chance for bliss.
[08:45] To
Go ahead and laugh at me
for being an corporate slave.
[08:48] To
Right now, sleep is my justice.
[09:24] To
Where am I?
[09:26] To
Is this a dream?
[09:36] To
Yeah, of course it wouldn't work.
[09:38] To
Huh? What's going on?
[09:43] To
I look like I did back in high school.
[09:47] To
Having a dream about your younger
self isn't that surprising.
[09:53] To
In any event...
[09:55] To
This has got to be a dream.
[09:58] To
I mean, I have dreams about fixing bugs
while I'm on a death march, but...
[10:03] To
It sucks that I have to dream
about War World*, though.
[10:09] To
It's kind of like War World and
FFL got slammed together, actually.
[10:14] To
Complete with bugs too, huh?
[10:17] To
What? I guess I can control
the interface with my mind.
SIGN Satou
SIGN Character
[10:21] To
Satou...
[10:23] To
That's the name I always*
use for my test characters.
SIGN Valley of Dragons
[10:28] To
Valley of Dragons?
[10:31] To
This crevice is the Valley of Dragons?
[10:36] To
What's that?
[10:38] To
An enemy?
[10:40] To
Do I have something...
[10:42] To
Three Meteor Showers
and one Search Entire Map.
[10:46] To
This is the idea we came up with
real fast to help out new players.
[10:50] To
In any event...
[10:54] ---
Acquired Spell: Search Entire Map
[10:54] ---
Used: Search Entire Map
[10:56] To
Red means these guys are enemies.
[11:03] ---
Elite Lizardmen
Elite Lizardmen: Captain
[11:03] To
Elite Lizardmen?
[11:06] To
There are three hundred of them,
and they're all about level 50!
[11:08] ---
Acquired Skill: Observation
[11:09] To
I'm Level 1. There's no way
I can beat them hand-to-hand.
[11:15] To
Are those Lizardmen?
[11:18] To
They don't know I'm here, do they?
[11:28] ---
Acquired Skill: Pain Resistance
Acquired Skill: Fear Resistance
[11:28] To
It felt like it burned me.
[11:30] To
Is this really a dream?!
[11:42] To
This is bad!
[11:42] To
I'm going to die!
[11:46] ---
Acquired Spell: Meteor Shower
Acquired Skill: Summoning Magic: Other World
Acquired Skill: Practical Magic: Other World
[11:46] ---
Used: Meteor Shower
[11:48] To
No way!
[11:50] To
Not implemented yet?
[11:51] To
This sucks!
[11:57] ---
Used: Meteor Shower
Used: Meteor Shower
[12:00] To
Damn it! I'm going to be
defeated over a bug?
[12:02] To
What type of bad ending is this?
[12:17] ---
Acquired Item: Dragon's Claw
Acquired Item: Dragon's Horn
Acquired Item: Small Seeds
Acquired Item: Herbs
Acquired Item: Antique Vase
Acquired Item: Expensive Water Pouch
Acquired Item: Silk Robe
Acquired Item: Plate Armor
[12:19] ---
Acquired Item: Wyvern's Tail
Acquired Item: Wyvern's Claw
Acquired Item: Wyvern's Eyeball
Acquired Item: Nameless Flower
Acquired Item: Fragment of the Valley of Dragons
Acquired Item: Old Charm
Acquired Item: Short Sword
Acquired Item: Lizardman's Flesh
[12:21] ---
Acquired Item: Lizardman's Blood
Acquired Item: Dragon's Flesh
Acquired Item: Wyvern's Bones
Acquired Item: Wyvern's Bones
Acquired Item: Wyvern's Blood
Acquired Item: Wyvern's Saliva
Acquired Item: Coal
Acquired Item: Chunk of Obsidian
Acquired Item: Fragment of the Valley of Dragons
[12:22] To
Hello, Satou here.
[12:23] To
I've been a busy little worker ant,
like every good Japanese person should be,
[12:24] ---
Acquired Item: Old Charm
Acquired Item: Magic Shield
Acquired Item: Hand Axe
Acquired Item: Lizardman's Blood
Acquired Item: Lizardman's Tail
Acquired Item: Lizardman's Fang
Acquired Item: Gold Ore
Acquired Item: Natural Water from the Valley of Dragons
Acquired Item: Sacred Wine
[12:27] ---
Acquired Item: Dragon's Eyeball
Acquired Item: Heavy Axe
Acquired Item: Wooden Sword
Acquired Item: Lizardman's Tail
Acquired Item: Lizardman's Horn
Acquired Item: Poisonous Mushroom
Acquired Item: Golden Lyre
Acquired Item: Dragon's Blood
Acquired Item: Wyvern's Bones
[12:29] To
but I'm certain that I'm not upset enough
to want to disappear to another place.
SIGN Satou
[12:29] ---
Acquired Item: Mysterious Liquid
Acquired Item: Fire Staff
Acquired Item: Main Gauche
Acquired Item: Lizardman's Blood
Acquired Item: Lizardman's Tail
Acquired item: Lizardman's Eyeball
Acquired Item: Depression Mushroom
Acquired Item: Coal
[12:32] ---
Acquired Item: Gold Ore
Acquired Item: Power Shield
Acquired Item: Wyvern's Eyeball
Acquired Item: Chain Mail
Acquired Item: Iron Sword
Acquired Item: Lizardman's Corpse
Acquired Item: Lizardman's Blood
Acquired Item: Lizardman's Tail
Acquired Item: Weeds
[12:34] To
I felt like I was doing something
important because I was busy.
[12:34] ---
Acquired Item: Laughing Mushroom
Acquired Item: Suspicious Powder
Acquired Item: Chunk of Obsidian
Acquired Item: Great Sword
Acquired Item: Lizardman's Flesh
Acquired Item: Lizardman's Eyeball
Acquired Item: Lizardman's Horn
Acquired Item: Venomous Liquid
Acquired Item: Rare Flower
Acquired Item: Broken Iron Armor
[12:38] To
Acquired Title: Conqueror of the Valley of Dragons
[12:40] To
I'm being honest.
[12:42] [SONG] To
"The Catastrophe That Started with a Death March"
[12:57] To
It couldn't be.
[13:03] To
He was too close to be in target range.
[13:07] To
I've lost now.
[13:09] ---
Acquired Skill: Ancient Scalefolk Language
[13:09] ---
Elite Lizardman: Captain
[13:11] To
This is just like a game...
[13:15] To
He wants me to fight with this sword?
[13:20] ---
Acquired Skill: One-Handed Sword
[13:25] ---
Acquired Skill: Evasion
[13:26] To
Ow!
[13:27] To
That really hurts.
[13:28] To
That hurts way too much.
[13:32] ---
Elite Lizardman: Captain
[13:33] To
His life bar is almost gone,
[13:35] To
but I don't think I can win this.
[13:37] ---
Acquired Skill: Parry
[13:42] ---
Acquired Skill: Throwing
[13:50] ---
Acquired Item: Elite Lizardman's Corpse
[13:59] To
This is too brutal, even for a dream.
[14:03] To
There has to be a way to end this fast.
[14:06] To
Like a log out button...
[14:10] To
What? I can't log out or save?
[14:13] To
This dream isn't so nice to its players.
[14:17] To
Oh, well. I guess I'll have to heal up,
at least until the dream ends.
[14:21] ---
Acquired Skill: Self-Healing
[14:22] To
I'm already healed?
[14:24] To
Oh, yeah, I guess the pain did stop.
[14:27] To
That means...
SIGN Satou
[14:29] To
My max vitality has gone up.
[14:31] To
That's not all.
[14:32] To
I'm level 310?!
[14:36] To
I see...
[14:38] To
I leveled up due to the Meteor Shower.
[14:42] To
The weird skills I used to defeat that
last guy were because I leveled up, huh?
[14:49] To
My ability points are all at maxed out.
[14:53] To
Where's the log...
[14:55] To
Skip, skip...
[14:58] To
I'll skip anything that doesn't make sense.
[15:01] To
I guess this is a log of what happened.
[15:04] To
What about skills?
[15:05] To
I've gotten more magic skills.
SIGN Character
SIGN Meteor Shower
SIGN Search Entire Map
[15:08] To
I have that Meteor Shower I just used,
[15:11] To
but does this mean it's disabled?
SIGN Meteor Shower
SIGN Search Entire Map
SIGN Character
SIGN Meteor Shower
[15:15] To
I guess I just have to turn it on.
[15:18] To
This is a dream. Why make
everything so complicated?
SIGN Character
SIGN Meteor Shower
SIGN Requires 1 point to upgrade.
[15:22] To
Anyway, I better test it
while I've got the chance.
[15:25] To
If I get into another mess,
[15:28] To
and it tells me I don't have
enough MP or something,
[15:31] To
I'll be pissed off.
[15:37] To
Anyway, this should be far enough away.
[15:40] ---
Used Spell: Meteor Shower
[15:50] To
Those are huge!
[15:51] To
What's going on?
[16:26] To
This magic is too dangerous.
[16:28] To
I'd be some evil demon lord
if I used this all the time.
SIGN Meteor Shower
SIGN Requires 1 point to upgrade.
[16:32] To
Better play it safe.
[16:35] To
I'll turn this off.
[16:38] To
I'm thirsty.
SIGN Storage
[16:42] To
Loot, huh?
[16:45] To
Lizardman corpses are loot, too?
[16:51] To
All Items | Well Bag
[16:51] To
A water pouch, huh?
[16:53] To
I'll try taking this out.
[16:57] To
It appeared!
[17:06] To
That's good.
[17:07] To
This is the first time
water has tasted so good.
[17:14] To
I get infinite water out of this thing, huh?
[17:16] To
I don't know how it works,
but it's pretty useful.
[17:19] To
I wonder what else there is?
[17:21] ---
Shiga Kingdom:
Saga Empire:
Parion Province:
Dorag Province:
Yowork Kingdom:
Kuvork Kingdom:
[17:21] To
Wow, I've got a lot of money, too.
[17:25] To
I don't feel like organizing this,
[17:27] To
but I guess I won't have any
problems going into town.
SIGN Storage
[17:33] To
A holy sword, a divine sword,
and a magic gun.
[17:35] To
I feel like I'm a geek
back in middle school again.
[17:39] ---
Magic Robe
[17:42] ---
Winged Sandals
[17:42] To
Hmm? Wow.
[17:46] To
There we go.
[17:53] To
I don't have as many skills
as I would have thought.
[17:55] ---
Observation
[17:56] To
I wonder if you get more via some sort
of action instead of by leveling up.
[18:01] To
I guess I'll add the points to things
I mostly think can be used in battle.
[18:04] To
It'd be bad if I ran into
things like those lizardmen.
[18:06] ---
Fear Resistance
[18:08] To
I guess I'll get some sleep,
and try traveling after that.
[18:12] To
It'd be boring if I didn't go anywhere.
SIGN Soldiers' Stronghold
[18:25] To
I guess I'll try heading to this
"Soldiers' Stronghold" place first.
[18:31] To
The air's great.
[18:34] To
I haven't felt anything like this recently.
[18:39] ---
Acquired Skill: Telescopic Sight
Acquired Skill: Long-Distance Vision
[18:39] To
I'm not sure how long this dream will last,
[18:42] To
but it's a nice break from things.
[18:44] To
All right. Here I go.
[18:46] ---
Acquired Skill: Sprinting
[18:58] ---
Acquired Skill: Spatial Mobility
[19:01] ---
Acquired Skill: Keen Hearing
SIGN Soldiers' Stronghold
[19:10] To
So this is Soldiers' Stronghold, huh?
SIGN Seiryuu City
[19:15] To
A monarchy, huh?
[19:17] To
Seiryuu City...
[19:18] To
Looks like this is the closest place.
[19:23] ---
Seiryuu County Army: Magic Soldier
Lv. 9
Seiryuu County Army: Knight Captain
Lv. 31
Seiryuu County Army: Soldier
Lv. 7
Seiryuu County Army: Knight
Lv. 20
Seiryuu County Army: Soldier
Lv. 5
[19:23] To
There are about 100 soldiers.
[19:25] To
The highest level is 31.
[19:28] To
Their average level is 7.
[19:29] To
Pretty low.
SIGN Wyvern
[19:32] To
What's that?
[19:33] To
A wyvern, huh?
[19:35] To
I wonder where it is.
[19:40] ---
Acquired Skill: Hand-to-Hand Combat
[19:47] To
Ouch...
[19:48] To
Wait, that didn't hurt.
[19:50] To
I wonder if it's due to my Pain
Resistance skill.
[19:52] To
Or maybe it's because my endurance is high.
[19:57] To
Go away, you!
[19:58] ---
Used Skill: Throwing
[20:03] To
Level 310 makes you pretty strong.
[20:06] To
Huh?
SIGN Soldiers' Stronghold
SIGN Wyvern
[20:09] To
That's not good. The soldiers
are that way, I'm pretty sure.
[20:13] To
I guess that's kind of my fault.
[20:20] ---
Acquired Skill: Shigan Language
[20:20] ---
Used Skill: Keen Hearing
[20:31] ---
Used Skill: Long-Distance Vision
Used Skill: Telescopic Sight
[20:35] To
I don't know what they're saying.
SIGN Character
SIGN Shigan Language
[20:42] R
Soldiers, hold your ground!
[20:44] R2
Show them our Seiryuu spirit!
[20:47] ---
Acquired Skill: Lip Reading
[20:47] R3
Here it comes!
[20:48] R3
Lancemen, keep your lances planted.
[20:51] R3
Keep them in position with your feet.
[20:53] R3
Let them off the ground,
and the wyvern will blow you away!
[20:56] A
Bowmen, pull it in.
[20:58] A
Wait until it gets scared of
the lances and slows down.
[21:04] Satoo
Most of the arrows are being
deflected by the wyvern's hide.
[21:08] Satoo
I wonder if it's because
its hide is so tough,
[21:10] Satoo
or their levels are too different.
[21:12] R
Turbulence!
[21:16] R2
Air Hammer!
[21:23] R3
Lightning Bolt!
[21:32] Satoo
It's coming my way!
[21:33] R
Stop him, Zena!
[21:35] Zena
Right!
[21:38] Zena
Air Cushion!
[21:46] R2
Resist Fall!
[21:59] ---
Acquired Title: Lifesaver
SIGN A City Tour That Started with a Death March
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