12 - A Trip to the Underworld That Started With a Death March

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[00:00] (Flashback) silver
    Very well.
[00:02] (Flashback) Silver
    I shall accept delivery of potions that
    are of the same quality as the witch's.
[00:07] (Flashback) Ine
    Even if we're able to make the potions,
    it won't matter if we don't have the vials!
[00:11] (Flashback) Ine
    How are we going to deliver them?
[00:13] (Flashback) Satou
    So that's it...
[00:16] Potter
    You want 180 vials?!
[00:18] Potter
    And by sundown? There's no way!
[00:22] Satou
    I don't plan on dragging you into this.
[00:25] Satou
    Could you just lend us your place and kiln?
[00:36] Potter
    You must have your reasons.
[00:41] Potter
    All right. I'd promised that I would
    help you make vials anyway.
[00:45] Potter
    I know it's impossible,
    but I'll help you out.
[00:49] Satou
    Thank you.
[00:50] Potter
    All right, let's get things started.
[00:54] Satou
    Liza, Tama, Pochi, Lulu, and
    Nana, help me make the vials.
[00:59] Liza
    As you wish.
[01:00] Tama
    Helping!
[01:02] Pochi
    I'll do my best!
[01:04] Lulu
    Yes.
[01:05] Nana
    I declare that I shall do my best.
[01:08] Satou
    Mia and Arisa, help Inenimaana.
[01:11] Mia
    'Kay.
[01:12] Arisa
    Got it.
[01:13] Satou
    All right, I'm counting on you guys.
[01:16] All
    Right!
[01:16] Pochi
    Okies!
[02:52] Pochi
    No!
[02:57] Lulu
    N-No, don't!
[03:01] Pochi
    Don't do that!
[03:04] Pochi
    This clay person is so restless!
[03:07] Lulu
    I messed up...
[03:09] Liza
    This is hard.
[03:11] Nana
    I report that centrifugal force
    is difficult to calculate.
[03:14] Sign
    Used Skill: Pottery
    Used Skill: Clay-Working
[03:17] Potter
    You're amazing.
[03:19] Potter
    It's hard to believe today's
    your first time making these.
[03:23] Tama
    Wow!
[03:24] Pochi
    You're amazing, Master!
[03:27] Potter
    But...
[03:29] Potter
    The only problem is drying.
[03:30] ---
    It'd usually take five days for
    the wares to dry in this season.
[03:35] Satou
    Five days until we can put them in the kiln?
[03:37] Potter
    Yeah.
[03:38] Potter
    Thicker ones require about a month of
    drying, or they'll burst in the kiln.
[03:43] Potter
    I'm helping out knowing
    this would be impossible,
[03:45] ---
    but there's nothing I can do about this.
[03:47] Satou
    The problem would be the
    moisture in the clay,
[03:51] ---
    so we just have to do
    something about that, right?
[03:53] Satou
    All right.
[04:00] Satou
    Yeah, this should work.
[04:04] Mia
    Clay Dry.
[04:07] Potter
    Magic like this exists?
[04:09] Potter
    You may be small, but you're
    amazing, little girl.
[04:12] Mia
    Yup.
[04:13] Potter
    We'll be able to put these
    in the kiln immediately!
[04:15] Potter
    I'll get started, so you
    guys keep the vials coming.
[04:19] All
    Right!
[04:19] Pochi
    Okies!
[04:59] Sign
    Used Skill: Formulation
[05:25] Arisa
    The potions are basically done.
[05:28] Ine
    It's all thanks to you guys.
[05:31] Arisa
    We're not done just yet.
    How's it going over there?
[05:35] Potter
    I'm almost done over here.
[05:38] Potter
    All that's left is to let them cool
    and they should be ready by sundown.
[05:44] Ine
    Thank goodness...
[05:48] Arisa
    Whoa, that wasn't a hat?
[05:50] Nana
    Master, I request permission to
    look after this round creature.
[05:53] Satou
    Yeah, no.
[05:56] Sign
    Pou
    Lv. 15
    Race: Puff Bird
    Title: Witch's Familiar
[05:57] Satou
    Witch's familiar?
[05:59] Guy
    What the hell do you think you're doing?
[06:05] Guy
    You're not making potion vials
    without permission, are you?
[06:11] Sign
    Kuhanou County
[06:12] Satou
    I knew it. I'm glad I kept a marker on him.
[06:16] Potter
    I'm only teaching them pottery.
    These aren't for sale.
[06:20] Guy
    Like that lame excuse would work.
[06:22] Guy
    We're going to have to get rid of this kiln.
[06:24] Guy
    Destroy it!
[06:25] Arisa
    B-But if you break the kiln...
[06:28] Guy
    Too bad, but that's the rule.
[06:31] ---
    Your complaints will fall on deaf ears. Do it!
[06:41] Arisa
    No... They're all broken.
[06:45] Guy
    Well, we'll be looking
    forward to the delivery
[06:50] ---
    of those 300 vials of potion by sundown.
[06:55] Potter
    Hey, I'm sorry.
    There's nothing more I can do...
[06:59] Satou
    No, I'm sorry. Your precious kiln...
[07:05] Satou
    Could we have a moment alone?
[07:07] Potter
    Yeah, sure.
[07:13] Satou
    Also...
[07:14] Satou
    Inenimaana, could we use this
    little one to talk to the witch?
[07:25] Arisa
    We were so close...
[07:29] Arisa
    Huh? These pieces...
[07:34] Satou
    I had put in wares that were
    already broken as decoys
[07:37] ---
    just in case something like this happened.
[07:38] Arisa
    What?! Then where are all
    of the ones you made?
[07:42] Satou
    They're fine. I put the ones
    we made somewhere else.
[07:47] Arisa
    Huh?!
[07:49] Satou
    I can't explain in detail right now,
[07:51] Sign
    Acquired Item: Potion Vials
[07:51] ---
    but I have something better
    than your Item Box.
[07:56] Arisa
    Well, I guess I'll take your word for it.
[08:00] Arisa
    Take them all out, then.
[08:01] Satou
    Yeah, yeah.
[08:07] Sign
    Storage
    All Items | Vial
[08:09] Sign
    Used Item: Potion Vial
[08:15] Arisa
    What?! It broke!
[08:17] Sign
    Storage
    All Items
[08:18] Sign
    Storage
    All Items | Vial
    Vial
    Temperature: 1250
[08:19] Satou
    I see...
[08:20] Satou
    It must've broken since there was
[08:22] ---
    a sudden change in temperature
    when I took them out.
[08:25] Arisa
    This wasn't unexpected, was it?
[08:27] Sign
    Storage
    All Items
    Vial
    Temperature: 1250
[08:28] Satou
    If there was a way to gradually
    change the temperature...
[08:33] Satou
    I guess I'll try to gradually lower the
    temperature once the kiln has been fixed.
[08:39] Satou
    No, we're already cutting it too
    close. This idea is useless.
[08:46] Satou
    Useless?
[08:47] ---
    Item Box
[08:48] Satou
    I tried a few things, but the Item Box
    is definitely inferior to my Storage.
[08:53] Satou
    It's useless at this rate.
[08:57] Satou
    It's gone out after all.
[08:58] Satou
    I guess the items in the
    Item Box change over time.
[09:02] Satou
    That's it! In that case...
[09:04] Satou
    Arisa, could you step back a bit?
[09:07] Arisa
    Huh?
[09:13] Sign
    Storage
    All Items
[09:15] Sign
    Item Box
[09:20] Sign
    Used Skill: Item Box
[09:26] Sign
    Storage
    All Items
    Vial
    Temperature: 1190
[09:26] Sign
    Item Box
[09:31] Satou
    Okay, this will work!
[09:35] Satou
    Now, if I just combine it
    with the Blow spell...
[09:49] Liza
    Master...
[09:55] Arisa
    All right, let's show that
    nasty, small-time crook
[09:58] ---
    and the silver-haired jerk who's boss!
[10:02] All
    Yeah!
[10:04] Pochi
    We're going!
[10:05] Tama
    Show 'em who's boss!
[10:07] Both
    Show 'em who's boss! Show 'em who's boss!
[10:07] Satou
    Isn't that saying a bit old?
[10:12] Silver
    Oh, it's you lot. What brings you here?
[10:15] Silver
    I've already received word that you
    wouldn't be able to make your delivery.
[10:18] Silver
    In that case, you have no reason to
    come see me. Leave this city at once.
[10:23] Satou
    I beg your pardon, sir,
[10:26] ---
    but I'd like for you to sign and
    stamp this delivery note.
[10:31] Silver
    Delivery note?
[10:33] Guy
    B-But that's impossible!
[10:36] Guy
    We've received 300 vials of potion.
[10:39] Guy
    We've also confirmed that
    there were no problems with
[10:42] ---
    the document submitted
    with the delivery, as well.
[10:46] Guy
    Wh-What kind of trick did you use?
[10:48] Satou
    We didn't use any tricks.
[10:51] Satou
    This was accomplished through
    wit, hard work, and friendship.
[11:02] Satou
    What's wrong? All we need
    now is a signature and a seal.
[11:12] Guy
    Um, sir...
[11:16] Sagtou
    Is he refusing to sign it, no matter what?
[11:18] Ine
    It's almost sundown. At this rate...
[11:24] Satou
    Sir, could you please sign
    the delivery note?
[11:31] Kuhanou
    I shall sign it for you.
[11:34] Silver
    C-Count Kuhanou! Wh-What are you doing here?
[11:39] Kuhanou
    Can't you tell?
[11:42] ---
    The witch told me of your evil deeds.
[11:47] Ine
    M-Mistress!
[11:49] Ine
    Satou-san, is that why...
[11:55] Kuhanou
    I was acquainted with your father,
    who was a vassal of Marquis Muno,
[11:59] ---
    when we were at the royal academy.
[12:02] Kuhanou
    That's why I thought I would help out
    your family, who had left their land,
[12:07] ---
    and gave you this position,
    but apparently I was blind.
[12:12] Kuhanou
    You are not worthy of
    being assistant viceroy.
[12:16] Kuhanou
    You shall no longer have the privilege of
[12:19] ---
    perpetual aristocracy in my territory.
[12:21] Silver
    As the acting servant of the
    viceroy, I invoke thee...
[12:27] Guy
    Count!
[12:28] Kuhanou
    Fear not.
[12:30] Silver
    Spirit of Sedum City,
    attack the enemy of our home!
[12:35] Silver
    Punish!
[12:43] Kuhanou
    How foolish. As the count of Kuhanou,
[12:46] ---
    I could never be harmed by such
    a spell within my own territory.
[12:52] Kuahnou
    I have pity for my old friend,
    therefore I will not charge you with treason,
[12:54] ---
    but will let you off with death.
[13:08] Kuhanou
    Why did you interfere?
[13:13] Satou
    There are children present...
[13:24] Kuhanou
    It appears that the witch has a noble friend.
[13:35] Satou
    I apologize for all the trouble.
[13:36] Potter
    Don't worry about it.
[13:38] Potter
    Because of the count, I now
    get priority on any deals
[13:43] ---
    and I even got a bigger kiln than before.
[13:49] Old witch
    Satou-dono, I thank you from the
    bottom of my heart for your aid.
[13:55] Ine
    Satou-san, here's a token of our gratitude.
[13:57] Sign
    Acquired Item: Witch's Apprentice's Lantern
[13:58] Satou
    A lantern?
[13:59] Ine
    It's a Magic Item that I made
    with my mistress's help.
[14:03] Satou
    Huh... That's amazing.
[14:05] ---
    Thank you. I'll take good care of it.
[14:10] Old witch
    And this is a parting gift from me.
[14:16] Sign
    Acquired Title: Friend of the Witches
[14:19] Satou
    I look forward to seeing you all again.
[14:23] Old witch
    I wish you well, Satou-dono.
[14:29] Satou
    All right, let's go.
[14:31] Arisa
    Okay.
[14:32] Lulu
    Yes.
[14:32] Mia
    'Kay.
[14:33] Nana
    I declare acknowledgment.
[14:35] Liza
    As you wish.
[14:36] Pochi
    Okies!
[14:38] Tama
    Off we go!
[14:39] Pochi
    Go, go!
SIGN    "A Trip to the Underworld That Started With a Death March"
[14:50] Nana
    Master, please...
[14:53] Nana
    I entreat...
[15:03] Nana
    Master...
[15:05] Nana
    Hurry...
[15:10] Arisa
    Good morning! Your favorite
    Arisa-chan is here—
[15:15] Arisa
    What the hell?!
[15:21] Arisa
    Arisa-chan uses Impenetrable Barrier!
[15:28] Arisa
    Master, please hurry and calibrate
    my foundation system...
[15:32] Arisa
    Huh? You weren't doing something dirty?
[15:35] Satou
    Of course not...
[15:37] Arisa
    Sounds fishy to me.
[15:39] Sign
    Used Skill: Poker Face
[15:40] Satou
    Not at all.
[15:41] Arisa
    You have the Magic Manipulation
    skill, don't you?
[15:45] Nana
    I report that, due to my
    foundation instruments
[15:47] ---
    not functioning properly,
    I cannot use Magic Manipulation.
[15:50] Satou
    All right.
[15:53] ---
    I have that skill, too,
    so I'll give it a try.
[15:56] Satou
    What do I have to do?
[15:57] Nana
    Place your hand near my heart
    and allow magic to flow in.
[16:01] Nana
    I declare that I will alert you to any
    required adjustments as necessary.
[16:04] Mia
    Back.
[16:07] Mia
    Use her back.
[16:09] Arisa
    She's right! If you only need
    to touch her near her heart,
[16:12] ---
    her back works, too!
[16:14] Arisa
    Great thinking, Mia!
[16:15] Mia
    Yup. Anytime.
[16:18] Nana
    Mia's proposal is accepted.
[16:20] Nana
    I guarantee that there will be
    no effect to the efficiency
[16:22] ---
    of the adjustment if it's
    performed through my back.
[16:35] Sign
    Used Skill: Magic Manipulation
[16:37] Nana
    Master, be please be more gentle.
[16:41] Satou
    N-Nana...
[16:43] Mia
    Lewd.
[16:46] Arisa
    I-It's definitely my turn next!
[16:49] Liza
    Good morning, Master...
[16:52] Satou
    M-Morning...
[16:55] Liza
    What do we have planned for today?
[17:01] Pochi
    Where are we going next, Master?
[17:05] Satou
    We're going to be passing
    through the Muno Barony.
[17:08] Sign
    Kuhanou County
[17:08] [SONG] Sign
    Sedum City
[17:08] [SONG] Sign
    Checkpoint
[17:10] Satou
    I wonder how many cities we've been through since leaving Seiryuu City.
[17:17] Lilio
    And then during training...
[17:18] Zena
    Lilio!
[17:19] Lilio
    Welcome back, Zenacchi.
[17:21] Lilio
    Why are you in such a hurry?
[17:27] Zena
    A letter! I got a letter from Satou-san.
[17:30] Lilio
    I-I see... And what did it say?
[17:34] Zena
    Huh?
[17:36] Zena
    Um... "As the lingering
    winter leaves us at last,
[17:40] ---
    I hope that you have been well, Zena-sama.
[17:43] Zena
    It has been a while since
    I parted Seiryuu City,
[17:47] ---
    and I'm saddened that I haven't
    been able to see your face."
[17:52] Iona
    Zena-san, those are just
    expressions used in letters.
[17:55] Zena
    Huh?
[17:59] Satou
    "We are currently traveling"...
[18:01] Satou
    ...through Kuhanou County,
[18:03] ---
    which is west of Seiryuu City.
[18:06] Satou
    Our first journey has been
    harder than I had imagined.
[18:11] Lulu
    Here's some tea, Master.
[18:13] Satou
    Thank you.
[18:14] Liza
    Master, we acquired these wild herbs.
[18:18] Sign
    Thorny Wild Plant
[18:19] Satou
    What kind of plant is that?
[18:21] Liza
    Well...
[18:22] Liza
    Pochi insisted on bringing it back...
[18:25] Pochi
    It smells sweet!
[18:27] ---
    We can definitely eat it!
[18:30] Satou
    Smell?
[18:34] Tama
    Sweet?
[18:36] Satou
    Why don't we break it open and find out?
[18:39] Satou
    Whoa.
[18:41] Tama
    It's spilling!
[18:42] Pochi
    What a waste!
[18:47] Satou
    It's sweet...
[18:49] Satou
    It's sort of grassy,
    but it's sweet like sugar.
[18:54] Satou
    Okay, you two. Have a taste.
[18:57] Tama
    Aye!
[18:57] Pochi
    Okies!
[19:00] Tama
    Yum!
[19:03] Satou
    Why are you licking my hand?
[19:06] Arisa
    Here, Master. Use this to wipe your hand.
[19:10] Satou
    Thanks, Arisa.
[19:12] Arisa
    If you'd allow me...
[19:14] Satou
    Wait.
[19:16] Satou
    What are you planning to do?
[19:18] Arisa
    Huh? I was I thought I would lick
    your hand, er, have a taste...
[19:23] Satou
    If you want to have a taste, use a plate.
[19:26] Arisa
    Fine...
[19:29] Satou
    By now, we've all gotten used to
    sleeping outdoors and are having fun.
[19:32] ---
    I am enjoying this new world to the fullest.
[19:44] Pochi
    Master, please read me a bedtime story.
[19:48] Satou
    Sure. Let me see it.
[19:50] Pochi
    Okies!
[19:53] Satou
    Okay, here we go.
[19:55] Sign
    Acquired Skill: Reading Aloud
[19:55] Satou
    "Once upon a time, seven deities descended
[20:01] ---
    from the heavens with the World Tree."
[20:06] Pochi
    Master, what does seven deities mean?
[20:10] Satou
    It's another way of saying seven gods.
[20:14] Pochi
    I had no idea!
[20:16] Satou
    Okay, let's continue.
[20:20] Satou
    "However, eventually there
    came to be nine deities.
[20:26] Satou
    The eighth was a Dragon God.
[20:29] ---
    He actually existed before the other seven,
[20:32] Satou
    but the Dragon God was a sleepyhead and
    slumbered as the whole world changed.
[20:38] Satou
    But the ninth was a Demon God who
    traveled here from another world.
[20:44] Satou
    The Demon God was very selfish and
    often fought with the other gods.
[20:49] Satou
    One day, the Demon God created
    demons to worship him.
[20:54] Satou
    The demons tormented the other races.
[20:58] Satou
    The humans, who were tormented most,
[21:01] ---
    beseeched the Young Goddess to give
    them the power to fight the demons.
[21:07] Satou
    The Young Goddess was troubled.
[21:09] ---
    The other gods wouldn't hear her out.
[21:13] Satou
    That's why she went to discuss the
    matter with the strongest, the Dragon God.
[21:18] Satou
    At first, the Dragon God was hesitant,
[21:20] ---
    but he was pleased with the
    humans' toys and alcohol
[21:22] ---
    that the Young Goddess brought him,
    so he taught her one magical spell.
[21:29] Satou
    That was the spell to summon heroes.
[21:32] Satou
    The magic of hope."
[21:49] Satou
    We still have a long journey ahead,
    but I plan to keep enjoying it.
[21:55] Satou
    I look forward to seeing you again someday.
[22:03] Zena
    Satou-san... One day...
[22:16] Satou
    It's morning... Something heavy's on me...
[22:24] Arisa
    Master! Why are you enjoying
    a harem without me?!
[22:30] Liza
    Master, breakfast will be
    ready soon, so please get up.
[22:37] Lulu
    M-Master, I-I'm sorry!
    I must've ended up like this in my sleep!
[22:41] Lulu
    I-I'm sorry you had to see my
    disgusting face first thing in the morning!
[22:46] Satou
    Don't worry about it.
[22:48] Satou
    Not to mention, I think you're cute, Lulu.
[22:51] Lulu
    C-Cute?
[23:08] Nana
    Activation sequence implemented.
[23:11] Nana
    Sequence complete.
[23:12] Nana
    Mia, I notify that the awakening request you
    employed upon my chest cushioning units
[23:17] ---
    was overwhelmed with sensation of pain.
[23:20] Mia
    Mm. Sorry.
[23:22] Tama
    Meat!
[23:23] Pochi
    Looks delicious!
[23:26] Tama
    Meat!