E11 - Doing Business for the Missus

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[00:18] Mukouda
    Was it comfortable?
[00:20] Fel
    Well, it was not bad.
[00:22] Mukouda
    Right?
[00:24] Fel
    What do you plan to do today? Hunt?
[00:26] Mukouda
    I already went up in rank, so there's
    no need to force ourselves to hunt.
[00:31] Fel
    I do not mind hunting every day.
[00:33] Mukouda
    My body won't be able to keep up.
[00:35] Mukouda
    Well, why don't we deliver the black
    serpent you hunted to Lambert?
[00:41] Fel
    How boring.
[00:42] Mukouda
    I'll make food once we get the
    rest of the meat from the guild.
[00:51] Mukouda
    Hello.
[00:52] Johan
    Oh, Bro! I'm finished.
[00:55] Johan
    Here's he bloody horn-bull meat and
    the money for the other parts.
[01:00] Johan
    Wait a bit longer on the mithril lizard.
[01:03] Johan
    The guild master went to talk
    to the city lord about it.
[01:07] Mukouda
    I'm not in any rush on that.
[01:09] Johan
    There something else?
[01:10] Mukouda
    Yes.
[01:12] Mukouda
    Uh, can I ask you to take care of this?
[01:16] Johan
    A black serpent?
[01:18] Johan
    Ya know, that's not something people
    pull out like it's no big deal.
[01:21] Johan
    You're messing with my common sense!
[01:24] Johan
    Sorry.
[01:25] Mukouda
    I'd like to sell everything
    except the meat and skin.
[01:28] Johan
    Got it.
[01:28] Johan
    I'll take care of it right away.
[01:30] Mukouda
    Thank you very much!
[01:32] Sui
    Master, is it time to eat?
[01:35] Mukouda
    Let's eat when we get home!
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[03:11] Mukouda
    All right! Let's do this!
[03:13] Fel
    You seem quite motivated today.
[03:16] Mukouda
    I'm going to make something new today!
[03:22] Mukouda
    I'm using this today!
[03:24] Mukouda
    I found it in the Online Grocery!
[03:25] Fel
    What is that?
[03:27] Mukouda
    This is called a meat grinder.
[03:28] Mukouda
    You add meat at the top and
    turn it into ground meat.
[03:33] Mukouda
    Let's start with bloody horn-bull meat.
[03:38] Sui
    Wow!
[03:39] Mukouda
    Pretty interesting, right?
[03:41] Sui
    Sui wants to do it, too!
[03:50] Mukouda
    Let's mince orc general meat next...
[03:55] Sui
    All done!
[03:58] Mukouda
    Thanks, Sui.
[04:04] Mukouda
    Ouch...
[04:07] Mukouda
    We'll use six parts bloody horn-bull
    and four parts orc general!
[04:12] Mukouda; Internal
    First, soak some panko bread crumbs in milk.
[04:16] Mukouda; Internal
    Add the meat. Eggs.
[04:18] Mukouda; Internal
    Sautéed onions.
[04:20] Mukouda; Internal
    Salt and pepper.
[04:22] Mukouda; Internal
    Then, knead!
[04:29] Mukouda; Internal
    After that, divide and shape the patties.
[04:36] Mukouda; Internal
    I should add a surprise.
[04:39] Mukouda; Internal
    I'll wrap up the extra ones and
    store them in the Item Box.
[04:43] Mukouda
    All right! Time to grill them!
[04:45] Fel
    Yes!
[04:56] Mukouda; Internal
    Add water once both sides
    are charred, to steam them.
[05:05] Mukouda; Internal
    Plate them once they've been cooked through.
[05:10] Mukouda; Internal
    Then, add some ketchup and Worcestershire
    sauce to the used frying pan.
[05:15] Mukouda; Internal
    Pour it over the patties and...
[05:18] Mukouda
    It's finished!
SIGN    Bloody Horn-Bull and Orc
     General Hamburger Steak
[05:19] Mukouda
    Bloody horn-bull and orc
    general hamburger steak!
[05:31] Fel
    This is excellent!
[05:33] Sui
    This one has something gooey in it!
[05:39] Mukouda
    I added cheese inside some of them.
[05:41] Sui
    So yummy!
[05:44] Mukouda
    This is the best!
[05:48] Mukouda
    Hey, now.
[05:50] Mukouda
    This soap doesn't bubble up at all...
SIGN    Hello, Mukouda-sama
SIGN    Food and daily consumables only!!
SIGN    Priced to Support Daily Life
[05:57] Mukouda
    This is a great idea!
[05:59] Mukouda
    Since this world already has soap,
    they probably won't be too suspicious!
SIGN    KAO White Bath Soap
SIGN    Original Natural Milk Soap
[06:03] Fel
    Are you going to make something new?
[06:06] Mukouda
    No.
[06:08] Mukouda
    I haven't worked as a merchant for a while.
[06:11] Mukouda
    It'll be perfect, since we're
    already going to meet Lambert.
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SIGN    Conditioner
[06:19] Mukouda
    I'll transfer them over to other containers,
    just like I did with the salt.
[06:24] Mukouda
    All right!
[06:25] Sui
    Master.
[06:27] Sui
    The water feels super nice!
[06:30] Mukouda
    Is that so?
[06:33] Mukouda
    Now I really want to take a bath.
[06:37] Mukouda
    Come to think of it, I haven't
    taken a bath in a long time...
[06:42] Lambert
    It's really a black serpent skin!
[06:45] Mukouda
    Since I promised you before.
[06:48] Lambert
    It's exquisite!
[06:49] Lambert
    It's hard to get an undamaged
    fully intact skin like this!
[06:53] Lambert
    Will you sell this to me for 50 gold coins?
[06:56] Mukouda
    Huh? That much?!
[07:00] Mukouda
    Thank you.
[07:02] Mukouda
    I came today because I'd also like
    to get your advice on something.
[07:09] Mukouda
    Actually, I'm a part of the merchant's guild.
[07:12] Lambert
    Oh, my. It's rare to see someone
    registered with both guilds.
[07:17] Mukouda
    This is what I wanted to ask you about.
[07:21] Mukouda
    Do you think that items
    like this would sell well?
[07:26] Lambert
    Let me take a look at them.
[07:29] Lambert
    Oh, this is...
[07:31] Lambert
    Soap?
[07:35] Lambert
    For soap, it smells quite nice.
    Like a blooming flower!
[07:38] Mukouda
    It bubbles up quite well, too.
[07:41] Mukouda
    This is used to wash your hair.
    It will make it silky smooth.
[07:45] Mukouda
    If used together with this, you'll
    get an even greater effect.
[07:48] Mukouda
    You apply this medicinal
    cream to washed hair
[07:50] Mukouda
    and rinse it off after a few
    minutes to make your hair shine!
[07:54] Mukouda
    And this is hair mask!
    Just using it and washing it off,
[07:57] Mukouda
    will make anyone's hair
    beautiful! Like magic!
[08:04] Mukouda
    Huh?
[08:05] Lambert
    To think I'm acquaintances with you.
[08:10] Lambert
    I am truly thankful!
[08:12] Mukouda
    Huh?!
[08:13] Lambert
    Actually, my wedding
    anniversary is in two weeks.
[08:16] Lambert
    I may have gotten a stomach ulcer
    worrying about what to send her...
[08:20] Mukouda
    Is that so?
[08:22] Lambert
    She told me she didn't want any bags or
    accessories this year, since she had too many.
[08:30] Lambert
    But these items are perfect!
[08:32] Lambert
    Since my wife loves to take baths,
    this will definitely make her happy!
[08:35] Lambert
    Now I've escaped the possibility
    of getting the silent treatment...
[08:37] Mukouda; Internal
    The married life is tough, too...
[08:41] Mukouda
    You have a bath?
[08:43] Lambert
    Yes, my wife wanted one.
[08:47] Mukouda; Internal
    They have baths here! What kind of
    bath tubs does this world have?!
[08:47] Mukouda; Bath
    So relaxing! So relaxing!
[08:51] Mukouda; Internal
    Can I buy one, too?!
[08:53] Mukouda
    Um, this may be a rude thing to
    ask, but may I see your bath tub?
[08:57] Lambert
    Of course.
[09:05] Mukouda
    It's a real bath tub! How wonderful!
[09:09] Lambert
    We're really proud of it.
[09:11] Lambert
    Colorful and painted tubs are more expensive.
[09:15] Lambert
    Adding magical tools to purify the water and
[09:18] Lambert
    hiring earth magic users for its
    construction is also quite pricey.
[09:21] Lambert
    Altogether, it can cost
    a few hundred gold coins.
[09:24] Lambert
    A merchant owning a bath tub can be
    considered a sign of their success.
[09:32] Mukouda; Internal
    I want one.
[09:33] Mukouda; Internal
    I really really want one!
[09:35] Mukouda; Internal
    Thanks to Fel, my wallet
    is a lot fatter now...
[09:38] Lambert
    If you're interested, I can
    introduce you to a shop.
[09:41] Mukouda
    Please!
[09:44] Mukouda
    I'll leave one of each kind with you for now.
[09:47] Lambert
    I will use them tonight!
[09:50] Mukouda
    It makes sense that you would like to try
    them first before giving them to your wife.
[09:56] Lambert
    She would be so angry if
    I gave her anything strange...
[10:00] Mukouda
    Then, I'll come by again tomorrow.
[10:04] Lambert
    I will be waiting for you.
[10:11] Mukouda
    Hello!
[10:12] Lambert
    Mukohda!
[10:13] Lambert
    You're finally here! Thank goodness!
[10:16] Marie
    Mukohda!
[10:18] Mukouda
    Huh?!
[10:18] Marie
    We've been waiting for you!
[10:21] Marie
    Oh, my!
[10:24] Lambert
    Allow me to introduce my wife to you...
[10:27] Marie
    I'm Marie. Nice to meet you.
[10:30] Mukouda
    Lambert has always been a great help to me.
[10:33] Marie
    By the way!
[10:34] Marie
    About these items...
[10:37] Marie
    Actually, last night, my husband exuded
    a very nice fragrance after bathing.
[10:42] Marie
    On top of that, his hair
    gave off a brilliant luster!
[10:45] Marie
    He never cared about his hair before!
[10:47] Marie
    How could any woman stay silent
    in a situation like that?!
[10:51] Lambert
    I wanted to keep it a secret
    until our anniversary!
[10:54] Mukouda
    Oops.
[10:55] Marie
    Of course, I wanted to test
    them myself immediately!
[10:57] Marie
    And look at the result!
[11:00] Marie
    The flower-scented soap
    left me with silky skin!
[11:03] Marie
    The hair soap left my hair cleaner
    and more refreshed than ever before!
[11:07] Marie
    And, most importantly,
[11:09] Marie
    the dry and frazzled hair that's been
    troubling me for years has turned into this!
[11:15] Lambert
    I was surprised myself.
[11:17] Lambert
    The items allowed Marie's
    beauty to shine even brighter!
[11:21] Marie
    Goodness, honey!
[11:26] Lambert
    And so, Mukohda. These items...
[11:30] Mukouda; Internal
    He wants to buy a lot for his wife, right?
[11:33] Lambert
    Could we sell them for you in our store?
[11:37] Mukouda
    Huh?
[11:38] Lambert
    As you know, we are a leather shop.
[11:41] Lambert
    I was originally against the idea, but...
[11:43] Marie
    Honey! These items will definitely sell!
[11:47] Marie
    How can you call yourself a merchant if you
    allow him to sell these through another store?!
[11:52] Marie
    Not just the noble ladies.
[11:54] Marie
    I'm sure my friends and other commoner
    women will fight for these items.
[11:54] Women in Background
    Amazing! What did you do to your hair?!
[11:58] Marie
    There is no woman who wouldn't be
    interested after seeing this hair!
[12:02] Marie
    Mukohda.
[12:04] Marie
    If you plan to sell,
    please use our store! Please!
[12:08] Mukouda
    Of course! I don't have a store
    of my own, so that'd be perfect.
[12:15] Marie
    Thank you very much.
[12:17] Marie
    Now! Let's talk about the
    details in the back room!
[12:20] Marie
    Thank goodness!
    This'll guarantee my share, too!
[12:24] Mukouda
    Huh?
[12:25] Mukouda
    I'm home...
[12:27] Sui
    Master, welcome home!
[12:30] Fel
    Did you finish the delivery of your goods?
[12:32] Mukouda
    Yeah, finally.
[12:36] Mukouda
    I dropped off a lot, so I'm sure
    they'll be fine for a while.
[12:40] Mukouda
    It was rough spending an entire
    day filling up bottles, though...
[12:44] Fel
    What are your plans for the day?
[12:45] Fel
    We can look for a dungeo—
[12:47] Mukouda
    I'm not going.
[12:49] Mukouda
    Someone from the guild came by just now.
[12:51] Mukouda
    Seems the guild master is back.
[12:54] Fel
    Then, after that, we can find a dun—
[13:01] Adventurer D
    Hey, these stray wyverns
    haven't been hunted down yet?
[13:06] Adventurer E
    There's been more sightings of them
    lately. I wish they'd give us a break!
[13:09] Mukouda; Internal
    More boss-level monsters? No way!
[13:14] Mukouda
    It's me, Mukohda.
[13:16] Willem
    Oh! Come in.
[13:24] Willem
    Things finally got settled.
[13:27] Willem
    5800 gold coins.
[13:30] Willem
    The city lord was really grateful.
[13:33] ---
    You found him a mithril mine, after all.
[13:35] Mukouda; Internal
    This is crazy...
[13:38] Mukouda; Internal
    With this much money,
    I can definitely buy one...
[13:43] Mukouda; Internal
    My dream tub!
[13:48] Annette
    Terrible news!
[13:49] Annette
    There's a swarm of wyverns!
[13:51] Willem
    What'd you say?!
[13:53] Mukouda
    Huh?
[13:58] Mukouda; Internal
    Weren't the adventurers a second
    ago talking about wyverns?! But...
[14:02] Willem
    What's this about a swarm?!
[14:04] Annette
    A low-ranked party was attacked by a swarm
    while hunting in the western plains!
[14:10] Willem
    We had reports of stray wyverns in the area.
[14:12] ---
    They must've been scouting
    the bloody horn-bulls!
[14:15] Mukouda; Internal
    You mean the ones we hunted earlier?
[14:18] Willem
    What's the damage?!
[14:19] Annette
    Everyone managed to escape, but many of them
    are poisoned on top of being heavily injured!
[14:23] Willem
    At least they still have their lives!
[14:26] Attendants
    Hurry!
[14:28] Men
    Hand that over!
[14:29] Men
    Found it!
[14:31] Men
    You all right?!
[14:33] Mukouda; Internal
    Seriously?
[14:36] Female Attendant B
    We're already out of antidotes!
    I don't know if we have enough potions!
[14:40] Willem
    Ask other adventurers for help! Buy up
    everything we can from nearby shops!
[14:45] Female Attendant B
    Please help us gather
    potions! We need potions!
[14:45] Mukouda
    E-Excuse me!
[14:47] Mukouda
    I have some high quality potions with me!
[14:50] Willem
    Sorry for the trouble.
[14:52] ---
    We owe you one.
[14:58] Willem
    What the hell is this?!
[14:59] Female Attendant B
    It's not just healing! It's also detoxifying!
[15:04] Willem
    Okay! Take them to the beds!
[15:06] Attendants
    Yes!
[15:09] Female Attendant B
    You'll be fine.
[15:10] Crowd
    Thank goodness.
[15:11] Attendants
    This way!
[15:13] Willem
    Listen up, everyone!
[15:16] Willem
    We have to hunt down the wyverns!
[15:17] Willem
    This is an emergency quest from the guild!
[15:19] Willem
    All adventurers C-rank and higher
    are required to participate!
[15:23] Adventurers
    No way...
[15:23] Adventurers
    We're talking about wyverns, here?
[15:23] Mukouda; Internal
    M-Me, too?!
[15:24] Willem
    I get that the idea of hunting
    wyverns makes your knees feel weak.
[15:27] Willem
    But at this rate, it'll only be a matter
    of time before the city gets attacked!
[15:31] Willem
    Let's put our pride as adventurers
    on the line and save the city!
[15:39] Mukouda
    Huh?
[15:39] Willem
    We'll be heading out immediately!
[15:41] Fel
    Wait, humans.
[15:45] Mukouda
    Fel?!
[15:47] Fel
    I will take care of those wyverns.
[15:51] Adventurers
    The great wolf that was outside?
[15:52] Mukouda
    Hey! What are you saying?!
[15:53] Adventurers
    No. Hold on. Isn't that a fenrir?
[15:54] Fel
    Why not? It will be good exercise.
[15:57] Mukouda
    Like hell!
[15:59] Fel
    And, wyvern meat is delicious.
[16:01] Mukouda
    Uh, that's not the point here!
[16:03] Fel
    Human. The wyverns I hunt
    are mine to keep, correct?
[16:09] Willem
    Of course. We'll pay reward money, too.
[16:12] Fel
    Then, let us depart immediately.
[16:14] Mukouda
    Hey!
[16:15] Sui
    Master, are you going to fight?
[16:17] Sui
    Sui will fight, too!
[16:20] Willem
    We'll join you!
[16:21] Fel
    Unnecessary.
[16:22] Fel
    You will all be in my way.
[16:25] Mukouda
    Hey, Fel!
[16:27] Willem
    Then, Lord Fenrir.
[16:29] Willem
    Please protect our city!
[16:32] Fel
    Yes, I understand.
[16:35] Willem
    You, as well. Please take care.
[16:38] Mukouda
    Yeah...
[16:48] Fel
    There they are.
[16:50] Mukouda
    Those are wyverns?
[16:56] Mukouda
    Those things are pretty dangerous.
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    They flock together and
    are extremely violent.
    Their tails are dangerous
    poisonous stingers.
[17:00] Fel
    They're flying in the sky like they own it.
[17:03] Sui
    Are we fighting that?
[17:05] Fel
    This is a great opportunity.
[17:07] Fel
    I will teach Sui how to hunt flying prey.
[17:09] Sui
    Yay!
[17:11] Mukouda
    Hey! Don't teach Sui weird things!
[17:17] Fel
    Sui. Get on.
[17:18] Sui
    Okay.
[17:20] Mukouda
    Hey! Hold on!
[17:22] Mukouda
    Don't let Sui get hurt!
[17:35] Fel
    Listen, Sui. Always aim for the
    head or wings of flying prey.
[17:39] Fel
    They will die immediately
     if you hit their head,
[17:41] Fel
    but it is easy to miss such a small target.
[17:44] Fel
    That is why you aim for the wings.
[17:46] Fel
    They will likely fall to the
    ground if you damage their wings.
[17:49] Sui
    Got it!
[17:52] Sui
    Head shot!
[17:57] Sui
    Sui missed.
[17:59] Fel
    I told you hitting their head is difficult.
[18:03] Fel
    However, you did well.
[18:09] Fel
    Since we plan to eat them,
    try not to damage the main body.
[18:12] Sui
    Got it.
[18:31] Mukouda
    My little Sui is becoming like Fel...
[18:35] Mukouda
    N-No! No way! Impossible!
[18:39] Mukouda
    Sui is cute no matter what!
[18:58] Mukouda
    Sui!
[19:04] Fel
    One managed to slip by.
[19:13] Fel
    I have grown hungry from the exercise.
[19:16] Sui
    Sui, too!
[19:20] Mukouda
    Okay, let's do this.
[19:23] Mukouda
    I'm glad I made extra ground
    bloody horn-bull, orc general,
[19:28] Mukouda
    and their combo last time.
[19:32] Fel
    Are we eating hamburger steak again?
[19:34] Mukouda
    No, we're adding breading to these.
[19:38] Mukouda
    I've been wanting to eat that
    under the blue skies for a while.
[19:46] Mukouda
    Coat these in flour, egg, and...
[19:54] Mukouda
    this part is important—
    untoasted bread crumbs!
[19:57] Mukouda
    That's what gives you a
    restaurant-quality result!
[20:01] Mukouda
    Then, fry it until it's crispy!
[20:10] Mukouda
    It tastes completely different by
    preparing it in a slightly different way!
[20:14] Mukouda
    Three types of ground meat cutlets!
SIGN    Three Types of Ground Meat Cutlets
     °100% Bloody Horn-Bull
    °100% Orc General
     °Combination of Both
[20:25] Mukouda
    The untoasted bread crumbs are so
    crispy and the inside is so juicy!
[20:27] Mukouda
    You don't even need sauce
    when they're freshly fried!
[20:31] Mukouda
    They all taste great, but I love
    the combination one the best.
[20:35] Fel
    I enjoy the bloody horn-bull most.
[20:37] Fel
    Their meaty flavor is strongest.
[20:39] Sui
    Sui likes orc best!
[20:42] Mukouda
    Looks like we all have different favorites.
[20:45] Fel
    They all taste delicious.
    It cannot be helped.
[20:48] Sui
    They're all tasty!
[20:50] Mukouda
    Is that so? They're tasty! I'm glad!
[21:04] Annette
    Do you think Mukohda and
    the others are all right?
[21:07] Willem
    I'm not sure if even Fenrir can
    handle so many wyverns at once...
[21:12] Willem
    However, we just need to
    believe in them and wait!
SIGN    Another World Theater: Second Serving
[22:49] Kaito
    I wonder how that salaryman is doing.
[22:52] Kanon
    Online Grocery?
[22:53] Rio
    You shouldn't laugh, Kanon.
[22:56] Kanon
    He had super low stats, too.
    If he ran into a great wolf...
[23:01] Kaito
    He'd definitely die.
[23:02] Kaito
    I don't think he'd even
    make it to the next town.
[23:06] Kaito
    I hope he doesn't push himself too much.
[23:08] Rio
    We shouldn't be careless ourselves.
[23:11] Rio
    We need to become a lot stronger in order to
[23:13] Rio
    defeat the demon king
    and go back to our world.
[23:15] Rio
    I heard that there was even an adventurer
    that made a legendary fenrir his familiar.
[23:21] Kaito
    Isn't that just a rumor?
    You're worrying too much.
[23:25] Rio
    You're too optimistic, Kaito!
[23:27] Kaito
    Don't worry. We're heroes, aren't we?
[23:30] Kanon
    And this world is pretty fun, too.
[23:34] Kanon
    If only the food tasted better...
[23:37] Rio
    The food looks pretty good today.
[23:40] Kaito
    All right. Let's eat.
[23:42] Kanon/Rio/Kaito
    Disgusting!
[23:45] Mukouda
    This is Mukohda.
[23:46] Fel
    And Fel.
[23:46] Mukouda
    Looks like our adventures are almost over
    for now. I'm starting to feel a bit lonely.
SIGN    Episode 12 "Adventures Are as Countless as Varieties of Food"
[23:50] Mukouda/Fel
    Next Episode: "Adventures Are as
    Countless as Varieties of Food."
[23:52] Fel
    I have not yet eaten enough!