E5 - Nearly All Handsome Guys are Scumbags

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[00:05] ---
    So, this is the convent where it happened.
[00:08] ---
    Yes.
[00:15] ---
    Jess...
[00:24] ---
    That guy... is the one I saw that day!
[00:27] ---
    I thought he had a keen interest in you!
[00:30] ---
    He wouldn't be a Yethma hunter, would he?
[00:32] ---
    Um—
[01:13] ---
    He looks like trouble.
[02:51] ---
    Mister Pig, what should we do?
[02:53] ---
    Even if the three of us tried to take him on,
    we wouldn't stand a chance. For now, let's ju—
[03:00] ---
    Mister Naut...
[03:01] ---
    Good afternoon.
[03:02] ---
    Huh?
[03:03] ---
    Um, we don't need to worry
    about Mister Naut.
[03:06] ---
    What, you know him?
[03:07] ---
    Isn't he a Yethma hunter?
[03:09] ---
    No, he's not.
[03:10] ---
    He's a very kind man.
[03:12] ---
    Please believe me.
[03:13] ---
    Oh, is that right? Very well, then!
[03:16] ---
    Hold on a second, Jess!
[03:17] ---
    It's too soon to trust him!
[03:19] ---
    Hey, Ceres...
[03:21] ---
    That one's a Yethma
    heading for the royal capital, right?
[03:23] ---
    Did you bring them here
    for some sightseeing?
[03:26] ---
    Uh, no.
[03:27] ---
    I wouldn't say sightseeing.
[03:29] ---
    I'd like to lay some flowers here.
[03:36] ---
    Is that your idea of paying your respects?
[03:38] ---
    That's all well and good, but...
[03:40] ---
    that scarf... is a dead giveaway
    that you're hiding your collar.
[03:43] ---
    Take it off.
[03:45] ---
    Put this one on.
[03:47] ---
    From afar, you can't tell it apart
    from your skin.
[03:50] ---
    But... if someone sees it close-up,
    wouldn't that give me away on the spot?
[03:56] ---
    The point is that no one would be able
    to tell at a glance from afar.
[03:59] ---
    It's not for your sake.
[04:01] ---
    I'm telling you all this
    because you could put Ceres in danger.
[04:04] ---
    Just do as I say
    and put this one on instead.
[04:06] ---
    All right.
[04:07] ---
    Don't let your guard down, Jess!
[04:25] ---
    What are you, an adolescent?
[04:27] ---
    Jeez!
[04:28] ---
    Falling madly in love
    with a girl you just met...
[04:32] ---
    Oh well...
[04:33] ---
    but at least he doesn't
    seem all that dangerous.
[04:36] ---
    I'm going to keep my true identity
    a secret for now.
[04:39] ---
    The second you're in harm's way,
    I'll let him know.
[04:43] ---
    What do you say?
[04:44] ---
    Understood.
[04:46] ---
    Will you help us out, too, Cutie-pie Ceres?
[04:49] ---
    Cutie-pie?
[04:51] ---
    Once I get the feeling that I can trust him,
    I'll let him know who I am right away.
[04:54] ---
    So, until then, Ceres, could you treat me
    like I'm just a random pig?
[04:58] ---
    If you put it that way...
[05:00] ---
    then yes, understood.
[05:09] ---
    This should do it.
[05:12] ---
    Thank you very much.
[05:14] ---
    By the way...
[05:16] ---
    I still don't know your name.
[05:17] ---
    I'm Jess.
[05:19] ---
    Nice to meet you.
[05:21] ---
    Um...
[05:23] ---
    Are we allowed to go inside?
[05:24] ---
    Look what kind of shape it's in.
[05:27] ---
    Feel free to go in.
[05:28] ---
    Thank you very much!
[06:22] ---
    Did that set your mind at ease?
[06:25] ---
    Then...
[06:26] ---
    Excuse me!
[06:28] ---
    I was told that there's a spring
    somewhere in this area.
[06:31] ---
    What, going swimming?
[06:33] ---
    Just what do you have in mind?
    Are you some kind of scumbag?
[06:37] ---
    No.
[06:38] ---
    I thought I'd wash Mister Pig.
[06:41] ---
    It's nearby. Come on.
[06:52] ---
    Ah!
[06:54] ---
    Ah!
[06:56] ---
    Ah! Thanks!
[06:59] ---
    It's my thanks to you.
[07:00] ---
    You kept on walking
    the whole time I was asleep.
[07:04] ---
    Hey, it's a two-way street.
[07:06] ---
    I had no choice but to transport you
    because I had to flee.
[07:11] ---
    But that wasn't the case with you.
[07:14] ---
    You did it so that I could sleep—
[07:16] ---
    You're wrong about that.
[07:17] ---
    Am I, really?
[07:19] ---
    I did it out of my desire
    to be straddled by those soft thighs of yours.
[07:24] ---
    Okay, let's leave it at that, then.
[07:27] ---
    Oink!
[07:33] ---
    He's wearing his heart on his sleeve.
[07:47] ---
    Can I get two beers?
[07:53] ---
    Excuse me...
[07:54] ---
    I...
[07:55] ---
    Don't worry about money.
[07:57] ---
    I'll pay.
[07:59] ---
    Thank you very much.
[08:01] ---
    But...
[08:02] ---
    won't that get you in trouble with Ceres?
[08:04] ---
    Why would I get in trouble with her?
[08:06] ---
    Well, well, Naut!
[08:08] ---
    I didn't know you were here!
[08:10] ---
    Hey Grams, long time no see!
[08:11] ---
    How's the hunting going?
[08:13] ---
    Did it go well?
[08:14] ---
    It's going great.
[08:16] ---
    I'm sure I can deliver you
    some bear meat tomorrow.
[08:19] ---
    Is that right? That's our Naut!
[08:22] ---
    I'll make a stew
    and serve it to you on the house!
[08:24] ---
    I can't wait.
[08:26] ---
    Then, do you think Jess can have
    some of that stew, too, Grams?
[08:30] ---
    You know as well as I do.
[08:31] ---
    I can't keep a Yethma on her way
    to the royal capital here for long.
[08:36] ---
    I'm sorry...
[08:37] ---
    but I'm going to have Jess
    leave tomorrow morning.
[08:40] ---
    You're fine with that, aren't you?
[08:41] ---
    Yes.
[08:42] ---
    I'll be leaving for the royal capital
    tomorrow morning.
[08:46] ---
    Naut, try to confine your hunting to beasts.
[08:49] ---
    It's no secret to me...
[08:52] ---
    what you have in mind, you know.
[08:54] ---
    After all, she does look a little like her.
[08:57] ---
    I thought the same
    when I first met her myself.
[09:00] ---
    Oh, shut up.
[09:01] ---
    Just leave me alone.
[09:04] ---
    Thank you for waiting.
[09:07] ---
    Uh... Um...
[09:09] ---
    I...
[09:10] ---
    have never had alcohol before.
[09:12] ---
    They've got good beer here.
[09:13] ---
    If you don't like it, I'll drink it.
[09:15] ---
    Just try tasting it.
[09:19] ---
    Well then, if you insist.
[09:25] ---
    I-It's delicious!
[09:30] ---
    Why did you kill that heckripon, Mister Naut?
[09:34] ---
    Heckripons... are creatures
    that I've decided to kill on sight.
[09:38] ---
    They only bring misfortune.
[09:40] ---
    Although it's only been in the last few years
    that people started saying that.
[09:45] ---
    Hey, thanks!
[09:46] ---
    Sure, no problem.
[09:49] ---
    Hey, Jess...
[09:50] ---
    Is that pig your pet?
[09:52] ---
    Um...
[09:54] ---
    He's my friend!
[09:56] ---
    I see.
[09:57] ---
    You take really great care of him.
[09:59] ---
    Have you been caring for him for a long time?
[10:02] ---
    No, not really a long time, but...
[10:06] ---
    Mister Pig is who I'm sharing my destiny with.
[10:10] ---
    Destiny?
[10:12] ---
    That's right.
[10:13] ---
    I'm Jess's partner.
[10:15] ---
    You could even say we're bound
    by a common destiny.
[10:17] ---
    So, I need to concentrate
    on fulfilling that role.
[10:21] ---
    It wouldn't do to meddle.
[10:23] ---
    Well, I'm sure those things happen.
[10:26] ---
    Among you Yethmas.
[10:40] ---
    Hey, Jess, are you okay?
[10:43] ---
    Oh, I'm fine!
[10:44] ---
    I feel so good!
[10:46] ---
    That's not what I mean!
[10:47] ---
    That man is taking you—
[10:48] ---
    No need to worry.
[10:50] ---
    Mister Naut would never assault me.
[10:54] ---
    Really?
[11:05] ---
    Jess...
[11:07] ---
    Could you come with me?
[11:12] ---
    Are you asleep?
[11:13] ---
    What?
[11:15] ---
    Um...
[11:16] ---
    I'm not asleep.
[11:18] ---
    Hey you, don't you get any funny ideas!
[11:30] ---
    Hey!
[11:33] ---
    Oink!
[11:38] ---
    Hey, Jess!
[11:40] ---
    Let me...
[11:43] ---
    put my head on your chest.
[11:51] ---
    I guess I'll hurl my whole body through it!
[11:54] ---
    Nope, nope, nope, nope!
[11:56] ---
    "Mister Naut would never assault me."
[11:58] ---
    Jess clearly said that!
[12:00] ---
    In that case, I'm...
[12:02] ---
    just gonna trust...
[12:04] ---
    Jess.
[12:24] ---
    I'm a bad girl after all.
[12:27] ---
    I don't even have the right to do this.
[12:31] ---
    I'm...
[12:34] ---
    a bad Yethma.
[12:36] ---
    Nearly All Handsome Guys are Scumbags
[13:01] ---
    No sign that anything's been done to her.
[13:07] ---
    Who's there?
[13:08] ---
    Mister Pig...
[13:09] ---
    Ceres?
[13:10] ---
    What are you doing here at this hour?
[13:15] ---
    So, what was it
    you wanted to consult me about?
[13:18] ---
    I want you to tell Mister Naut
    who you really are first thing in the morning.
[13:22] ---
    Naut? Well, that shouldn't be a problem.
[13:25] ---
    But do I need to make a point
    of going to see him for that?
[13:28] ---
    Early tomorrow morning, Mister Naut
    will come to see Miss Jess for sure.
[13:33] ---
    Come to see her? What for?
[13:35] ---
    What do you mean?
[13:36] ---
    In order to...
[13:38] ---
    Um...
[13:39] ---
    Hey, what's wrong?
[13:40] ---
    I'm sorry.
[13:42] ---
    But... because Mister Naut...
[13:45] ---
    Because he cares for Miss Jess...
[13:52] ---
    Oh, right.
[13:54] ---
    That's right.
[13:55] ---
    This little girl...
[13:57] ---
    I'm 13 now.
[14:01] ---
    Are you in love with Naut?
[14:02] ---
    I know!
[14:04] ---
    As a Yethma...
[14:06] ---
    as a child, I have no right to feel this way!
[14:09] ---
    But...
[14:11] ---
    But I don't want Mister Naut to go!
[14:13] ---
    What do you mean,
    you don't want him to go?
[14:16] ---
    Mister Naut...
[14:17] ---
    is planning to go to the
    royal capital with Miss Jess!
[14:20] ---
    Huh?
[14:22] ---
    Mister Naut is planning
    to become Miss Jess's chabirone!
[14:27] ---
    Chabirone?
[14:28] ---
    It's a tradition we have.
[14:30] ---
    For a Yethma to reach the royal capital safely,
    there's a condition she must meet.
[14:34] ---
    And...
[14:37] ---
    that's the presence
    of a wise, brave companion.
[14:39] ---
    A chabirone.
[14:42] ---
    But... they say that...
[14:44] ---
    chabirones always vanish
    along with the Yethmas!
[14:48] ---
    Forever.
[14:51] ---
    I get it.
[14:52] ---
    You think Naut's planning
    to become Jess's chabirone.
[14:58] ---
    That's why... you don't want Mister Naut
    to become her chabirone, either, do you, Mister Pig?
[15:02] ---
    After all, you—
[15:03] ---
    Hey!
[15:04] ---
    Because Mister Pig...
[15:05] ---
    you're in love with Miss Jess!
[15:13] ---
    "Love" is such a loaded word, you know.
[15:16] ---
    It's complicated for us grown-ups.
[15:19] ---
    Martha said that you've been serving here
    since about five years ago.
[15:25] ---
    So, you've probably spent a long time
    getting closer and closer to Naut, right?
[15:31] ---
    I think that's great!
[15:32] ---
    I think it's a wonderful thing
    and a love that deserves to be fulfilled.
[15:37] ---
    Doesn't your love deserve
    to be fulfilled, Mister Pig?
[15:41] ---
    No, it doesn't.
[15:42] ---
    Why is that?
[15:43] ---
    Jess and I have only just met.
[15:46] ---
    She was kind to me...
[15:48] ---
    so I spontaneously started
    having feelings for her.
[15:50] ---
    That's all there is to it.
[15:52] ---
    As a lowly pig, it'd be too selfish
    to want to make Jess mine.
[15:59] ---
    Jess is kind to everyone.
[16:01] ---
    She only opened up to Naut
    because she's kind to everyone.
[16:05] ---
    That kindness isn't something
    that's only meant for me.
[16:10] ---
    And that doesn't bother me
    in the least anymore.
[16:13] ---
    I haven't been a virgin
    for 19 years for nothing.
[16:16] ---
    But Mister Pig...
[16:18] ---
    you don't want Mister Naut
    to be her chabirone, do you?
[16:21] ---
    Well...
[16:23] ---
    but...
[16:25] ---
    but I couldn't interfere with Jess's journey
    just because of my own feelings.
[16:30] ---
    But...
[16:33] ---
    Don't worry.
[16:34] ---
    I'm going to reveal who I am.
[16:37] ---
    Are you?
[16:39] ---
    Thank you so much.
[16:41] ---
    Um...
[16:42] ---
    If you go through Miss Jess or me...
[16:44] ---
    we can relay your words to Mister Naut.
[16:48] ---
    Is that another Yethma skill?
[16:50] ---
    Yes.
[16:51] ---
    I see.
[16:52] ---
    Like a router?
[16:55] ---
    But...
[16:57] ---
    no matter how many years I try...
[17:00] ---
    I don't think I'll ever be
    a match for Miss Jess.
[17:03] ---
    Because not even a day
    after she first met him, Miss Jess...
[17:09] ---
    I wouldn't say that!
[17:11] ---
    You're a lovely girl, too, Ceres!
[17:13] ---
    You're really charming...
[17:14] ---
    and if I were a human,
    I'd hold you tight in my arms!
[17:18] ---
    Do you like young girls, Mister Pig?
[17:22] ---
    Uh, that didn't come out right.
[17:23] ---
    Pretend you didn't hear it.
[17:26] ---
    I know I'm no match for her...
[17:29] ---
    because Miss Jess looks like her.
[17:31] ---
    Looks like her? Like who?
[17:35] ---
    Well...
[17:38] ---
    W-Wait!
[17:39] ---
    Could it be the owner of that collar
    hanging up on the wall?
[17:44] ---
    You're very perceptive,
    aren't you, Mister Pig?
[17:48] ---
    That's right.
[17:49] ---
    Mister Naut was in love
    with someone named Miss Eise...
[17:53] ---
    who used to work at that inn.
[17:56] ---
    Although that love was never fulfilled.
[17:59] ---
    Instead of going to the royal capital,
    she was living in the convent in Baptsaze, right?
[18:06] ---
    After the convent caught fire...
[18:09] ---
    Miss Eise was abducted
    by the Yethma hunters and then killed.
[18:14] ---
    Then, Mister Naut went
    after the Yethma hunters...
[18:16] ---
    and he got Miss Eise's collar back.
[18:20] ---
    By any chance...
[18:21] ---
    did a bunch of heckripons
    gather or something before that incident?
[18:25] ---
    And that's why everyone in the village
    treats them like bad omens...
[18:28] ---
    and why Naut started
    feeling the urge to kill them?
[18:31] ---
    I think you're right about that.
[18:36] ---
    Ceres, have you ever met Eise?
[18:39] ---
    No. I've only seen a picture.
[18:42] ---
    Mister Naut wears a glass pendant
    that has Miss Eise's image burned into it.
[18:47] ---
    Talk about obsessed.
[18:51] ---
    And...
[18:52] ---
    Mister Naut used Miss Eise's bones
    for part of the hilts of his twin swords.
[18:57] ---
    As long as Mister Naut's grudge lasts...
[19:00] ---
    those twin swords will be enveloped in flames,
    and he'll continue to kill Yethma hunters.
[19:06] ---
    That's why...
[19:07] ---
    there's no room for me
    to enter Mister Naut's heart.
[19:15] ---
    Hey, Ceres...
[19:16] ---
    Yes?
[19:18] ---
    Will you wait for us in the dining room
    tomorrow morning, too?
[19:23] ---
    I want you...
[19:24] ---
    to help me convince him!
[19:26] ---
    Understood.
[19:28] ---
    Of course I'll be happy to help.
[19:33] ---
    Excuse me...
[19:34] ---
    Mister Pig...
[19:36] ---
    It's morning.
[19:39] ---
    Morning already, huh?
[19:41] ---
    About last night...
[19:42] ---
    Um...
[19:45] ---
    That was rude of me!
[19:46] ---
    What do you mean?
[19:48] ---
    Um...
[19:50] ---
    After dinner, I came back to my room
    and fell asleep just like that.
[19:55] ---
    I think I left you on your own.
[19:59] ---
    When you're being so kind
    as to accompany me...
[20:02] ---
    I'm so sorry!
[20:03] ---
    Don't worry.
[20:04] ---
    You were tired, right?
[20:06] ---
    That's understandable.
[20:07] ---
    You are angry, aren't you?
[20:10] ---
    Why would I be angry?
[20:13] ---
    As long as you got some rest,
    that's good enough for me.
[20:16] ---
    How are you feeling?
[20:18] ---
    Are you in any pain somewhere?
[20:20] ---
    I think I'm fine.
[20:22] ---
    I feel really great!
[20:25] ---
    I see.
[20:26] ---
    So, let's have breakfast and get going.
[20:51] ---
    Achoo!
[20:56] ---
    Oh, good morning...
[20:58] ---
    Mister Naut.
[21:02] ---
    Hey, Jess...
[21:04] ---
    I've been thinking.
[21:06] ---
    And, uh...
[21:09] ---
    See, I think I'll go with—
[21:11] ---
    Excuse me!
[21:13] ---
    Mister Naut...
[21:14] ---
    I need to tell you something.
[21:17] ---
    This pig...
[21:18] ---
    is a human!
[21:20] ---
    Oh, Ceres, are you bad
    at making deals or what?
[21:23] ---
    What about this pig?
[21:25] ---
    This pig that's accompanying Miss Jess...
[21:27] ---
    Inside, he's a human being!
[21:30] ---
    Please talk.
[21:31] ---
    I'll relay it to him.
[21:33] ---
    Uh...
[21:35] ---
    Good morning.
[21:39] ---
    Was that you just now?
[21:41] ---
    Oh yes, it was this pig.
[21:44] ---
    It seems sketchy!
[21:45] ---
    Let's see you jump!
[21:48] ---
    Well?
[21:49] ---
    Now do you believe me?
[21:51] ---
    You... Since when have you—
[21:53] ---
    I've been watching you
    ever since we met yesterday.
[21:56] ---
    I saw you make Jess drink alcohol
    and go into her room.
[22:02] ---
    - Why, you!
    - Excuse me!
[22:05] ---
    Miss Jess already has someone
    to be her chabirone.
[22:09] ---
    So...
[22:12] ---
    So, Naut...
[22:14] ---
    as her chabirone,
    I'd like to ask a favor of you.
[22:18] ---
    What is it?
[22:21] ---
    Would you mind coming with us
    to the royal capital?