E3 - You Must Not Fall in Love with Your Oshi
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And there you have it!
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The Lmaoh Hunting Gear Shop!
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You can find the Lmaoh Hunting Gear Shop's
whole roast pig at the right of the stage!
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We'll be waiting to serve you!
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I see.
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These onstage performances have
an impact on each shop's stall sales.
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But really...
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Jess is such a hard worker.
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While on the other hand...
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Oh, man.
[00:41] ---
I can't wait to get this over with
and go for a drink.
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You said it!
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Why aren't they helping Jess?
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Evening, fellows!
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Thanks for keeping an eye on the shop!
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Thank you, sir!
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Give it your all tonight!
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I'm sure we'll have tons of customers...
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so I've doubled our usual stock of liquor.
[01:01] ---
Doubled it?
[01:02] ---
Yeah. I've got high hopes
for the Yethma's pig...
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so I just made a last-minute purchase.
[01:07] ---
There he goes again,
calling Jess Yethma instead of by name.
[01:11] ---
He may be looking out for her,
but that reeks of discrimination!
[01:16] ---
Oh, whatever.
[01:17] ---
We won't be seeing them again
after tonight anyway.
[01:20] ---
Let me draw enough customers
to make these lazy saps squeal...
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so they can rake in all the cash they want!
[01:27] ---
After that...
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it's goodbye!
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Everyone, I'm with Kilins Jewels!
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Until yesterday, I'd planned on having
a musical band perform for you...
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but tonight, along with the band...
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this special pig will be gracing the stage!
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I'd totally forgotten about this part!
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I have no doubt in my mind that this will be
something you've never seen before!
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So please sit back and watch!
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I was the kid who got so nervous, I'd stammer
just introducing myself to my classmates...
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and now I'm going to dance
in front of this crowd?
[03:35] ---
Impossible!
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Huh?
[03:38] ---
Jess!
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You're cheering me on
like the brave soul that you are?
[03:41] ---
So sweet!
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Oh... When I'm done...
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I'd love to cradle my head
on Jess's soft thighs...
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lick Jess's face like a dog
and drench her with my slobber! Jess's tiny—
[03:52] ---
Excuse me.
[03:53] ---
I can hear all that.
[03:54] ---
Huh? You can?
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All right, pig!
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Time to dance!
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All right.
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I'm gonna do it!
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PIG
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Okay!
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PIG
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Yes! Yeah!
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Okay!
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PIG
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Yes! Cool!
[04:32] ---
Yeah! Great!
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PIG
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Okay!
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Yes!
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Cool!
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Great!
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Okay!
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Yeah!
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Great!
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Perfect!
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Okay!
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Yes!
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Yeah!
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Cool!
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Yes!
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Okay!
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Great!
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Perfect!
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PIG
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Okay!
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Yes!
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Yeah!
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Cool! Okay!
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Great! Perfect!
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Okay! Yes!
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Yeah!
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Okay!
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Cool!
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Great!
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Okay!
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Yes! Yeah!
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Okay! Cool!
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Yes!
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Yeah! Okay!
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Great!
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Perfect!
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You Must Not Fall in Love
with Your Oshi
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Hey, pig!
[05:24] ---
That was incredible!
[05:26] ---
Look at the crowd you brought in!
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It's all well and good that he's happy...
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but I just know I twisted it when I fell!
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Um...
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Your injury... Are you okay?
[05:37] ---
Jess!
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Sure!
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I made a soft landing!
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No sweat!
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Ah, Jess...
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It's late.
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You can head home now.
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Go on now.
[05:47] ---
But...
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I think it's really going to get busy now.
[05:51] ---
That's true, but I couldn't let myself
impose on House Kiltyrin any longer.
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Don't worry...
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my young guys will take it from here!
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But...
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Jess...
[06:03] ---
Just go home like the old guy says.
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I'll be just fine!
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If you stay any longer, they'll start
suspecting you after I've escaped!
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That's one thing I want to avoid!
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So go on please!
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You're really going to be fine?
[06:18] ---
Sure! You can count on me!
[06:19] ---
Very well.
[06:21] ---
Then, I'll be waiting for you
tomorrow morning under that tree.
[06:24] ---
Right.
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All right, then...
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thank you for everything until now!
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Well, you take care of yourself.
[06:43] ---
I'm leaving the shop to you guys!
[06:45] ---
Yes, sir!
[06:48] ---
I was full of bravado just now
for Jess's sake...
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but worst case,
this pain could mean a fracture.
[06:53] ---
Will I be able to make my escape on this leg?
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Hey, piggie!
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Do something, will ya?
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This is no time to whine! Right now...
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I've got to get everything in order!
[07:23] ---
Hey, youngster...
[07:24] ---
Could you take that collar off?
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Aha!
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For 10 golts a bottle, sure!
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All right, you've got it.
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Thank you for your business!
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Hey!
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Yo!
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There you go!
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Just like I drew it up.
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The physical barrier has been cleared.
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Now all that's left is the human barrier.
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Oink, oink.
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Huh? What's this?
[08:03] ---
You want me to dance, too?
[08:05] ---
Oink.
[08:09] ---
All right!
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If you want to dance with the pig,
please buy a bottle!
[08:22] ---
Gotcha!
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I'll take it!
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Thanks!
[08:28] ---
All right!
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That's it.
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Drink more liquor!
[08:33] ---
Keep getting drunker and drunker!
[08:52] ---
I made my escape, all right.
[08:54] ---
Now I just have to head to that spot.
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But...
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if Jess finds out about this injury...
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she might end up using
that black rista again.
[09:03] ---
Huh?
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I guess I'll draw less attention
going this way.
[09:20] ---
You messed up, so you clean it up yourself.
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Huh?
[09:22] ---
Sorry, man.
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But there's nothing I can do!
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All you had to do
was make it look like an accident!
[09:27] ---
You don't get it!
[09:28] ---
The pig she had with her
suddenly made a run for it...
[09:30] ---
and they were gone just like that!
[09:32] ---
That voice... It's the rista dealer
from this afternoon.
[09:35] ---
Is he talking about me?
[09:37] ---
Who's the other guy?
[09:38] ---
Then, kill her!
[09:40] ---
Huh?
[09:41] ---
You know where the mansion is, right?
[09:44] ---
Just tail her and then off her.
[09:45] ---
Hold up a second!
I'm really sorry about this, okay?
[09:48] ---
That's way too harsh! If I'm caught killing
a House Kiltyrin Yethma, I'll be done for!
[09:53] ---
You only have yourself to blame.
[09:54] ---
If you don't want to do it yourself,
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get a Yethma hunter
from the provinces to do it for you.
[09:58] ---
No way would a hired Yethma hunter
do that for me!
[10:02] ---
Offer him big money.
[10:03] ---
Like I have those kinds of funds.
[10:06] ---
Listen up!
[10:08] ---
Either you kill the Yethma
or you die yourself.
[10:12] ---
You make sure you bring me
the corpse of that Yethma by tomorrow night.
[10:16] ---
Or else...
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I'll kill you along with her.
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Damn!
[10:31] ---
I just gotta do it, right?
[10:33] ---
Huh? Whoa, whoa, whoa!
[10:35] ---
Why are they talking
about killing Jess now?
[10:37] ---
Just hold up a second!
I need time to think!
[10:39] ---
Is that guy heading over to where Jess is?
[10:41] ---
I have to stop him
whatever it takes! Right?
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But what can I do?
[10:45] ---
A farm animal reduced to trembling...
[10:47] ---
What on earth can I do?
[10:49] ---
Actually, why can't I move my legs?
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Dammit, dammit, dammit,
dammit, dammit, dammit!
[10:54] ---
No, calm down, me!
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How can you stand here frozen with fear,
[10:57] ---
allowing the pure young girl
who awaits me to end up being killed?
[11:06] ---
Okay, I'm going to follow that guy!
[11:09] ---
Come up with a plan
while you're watching his moves!
[11:11] ---
Where'd he go?
[11:14] ---
That's right! I'm a pig!
[11:16] ---
I have a wider field of view than humans!
[11:18] ---
And on top of that,
if I use my porcine sense of smell...
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That unique stench
of a human smoker's breath!
[11:23] ---
The stale smell of hair
that's never gotten a decent wash!
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And above all, that mint-like fragrance!
[11:30] ---
Found him!
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I can still pursue him!
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I can't afford to give up!
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A pig has his own brand of specialty!
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Think, me!
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What can you do to protect Jess?
[11:43] ---
What's in that bag?
The tools of his trade?
[11:46] ---
With that baggage to haul...
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and on that bad leg,
he probably has no agility.
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So should I get ahead of him
and make a run for it with Jess?
[11:54] ---
What are those Yethma hunters
that big guy mentioned?
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Even if we escape, can we survive
if they come after us?
[12:01] ---
How can I make those villains
give up on the idea of killing her?
[12:12] ---
I don't have much time!
[12:13] ---
I'll just have to meet up with Jess
before he gets to her!
[12:18] ---
Dammit!
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Run, pig!
[12:22] ---
I'm going to save Jess!
[12:33] ---
All right. That guy's not here yet.
[12:36] ---
Jess! Hey, Jess!
[12:38] ---
Can you hear me?
[12:39] ---
Crap, is she asleep?
[12:42] ---
What should I do?
[12:43] ---
Don't panic!
[12:44] ---
Regain your composure and think!
[12:46] ---
According to those villains,
[12:48] ---
House Kiltyrin's sway
is as powerful as Jess said it was.
[12:51] ---
They know where the mansion is,
and yet he said, "Tail her and then off her."
[12:55] ---
That has to mean that they can't kill her
on the House Kiltyrin grounds!
[13:00] ---
Which means I can predict
what that guy's going to do!
[13:03] ---
He's going to keep an eye on the mansion
until Jess comes out...
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and ambush her as soon as she emerges!
[13:07] ---
So, he's going to lie in wait for Jess
outside the mansion, huh?
[13:11] ---
Jess will be heading
to the farm before sunrise.
[13:14] ---
The timing couldn't be more perfect for him!
[13:17] ---
I can't let that happen!
[13:20] ---
Isn't there some way
I can tell her what's going on?
[13:26] ---
I have zero experience, so I have no clue...
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but at times like these,
how early would a girl typically show up?
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A girl like Jess just might...
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Reaching out a helping hand to me
when I was covered in mud...
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Using a black rista no less.
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With no regard for the consequences...
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Where can I ever find
someone so kind in my life?
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Nope!
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I mean, I can't!
[13:52] ---
Otaku always fall in love so easily!
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I can't let my thoughts go there now!
[14:23] ---
Hey!
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It's still the middle of the night!
[14:26] ---
You didn't come here this early
to wait for me, did you?
[14:32] ---
It looks painful.
Those are the hands of a hard worker.
[14:35] ---
Killing a child like this...
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That can't be anything a human would do!
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I won't let Jess get hurt
just so that man can keep himself safe!
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If he so much as lays a finger on her,
I'll rip his whole arm off with my teeth!
[14:49] ---
Jess...
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Wake up!
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Hey, Jess!
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She's awake! Whoa!
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I was...
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so worried about you!
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Jess, listen to me.
[15:09] ---
The man who was selling ristae
this afternoon in that back alley...
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is on his way to kill you,
and he's getting close!
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If I'm guessing right,
it's to silence you.
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They're into some shady business.
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And if House Kiltyrin, their masters,
find out about it, it'll be all over for them.
[15:24] ---
But...
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But I would never tell!
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I'm sure you wouldn't,
but that doesn't matter to villains like them!
[15:31] ---
What should I do?
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If I get killed...
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you might never get
your human form back, Mister Pig.
[15:37] ---
How can you worry about me right now?
[15:42] ---
Anyway, let's put our heads together
and figure this out!
[15:45] ---
In that case, why don't we
just run off together now?
[15:49] ---
That wouldn't solve anything, would it?
[15:52] ---
For one thing, they may pursue us...
[15:54] ---
and for another, they might attack you
when you come back here!
[15:58] ---
I think the best thing to do...
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would be to tell House Kiltyrin about
his dastardly deeds and have them arrest him!
[16:04] ---
But... I wonder if they'd go
that far just for me.
[16:09] ---
Haven't you served them here
for a long time?
[16:12] ---
Yes.
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But I'm a Yethma.
[16:16] ---
In terms of rank...
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House Kiltyrin and I
couldn't be further apart.
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I don't see them lending an ear
to anything I might say.
[16:25] ---
But if something were to happen to you,
it wouldn't be good for House Kiltyrin, either, right?
[16:28] ---
You're still in your peak working years.
[16:31] ---
Um...
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What's wrong?
[16:34] ---
I'm sorry.
[16:35] ---
The truth is, I'm not going back
to the mansion.
[16:39] ---
I was starting to get that feeling...
but it's true, then.
[16:43] ---
All right.
[16:44] ---
You can tell me the reason another time.
[16:46] ---
For now, let's figure out
what we're going to do.
[16:50] ---
Isn't there some way to create a situation
that would force House Kiltyrin to take action?
[16:56] ---
Jess, is there any kind of facility on this farm
where we could lock someone up?
[17:00] ---
Let's see.
[17:02] ---
There's a warehouse for masonry.
[17:04] ---
If we lock it from the outside...
[17:06] ---
he couldn't get out.
[17:08] ---
Can you get hold of the key?
[17:10] ---
Yes.
[17:11] ---
It's right inside the kitchen door,
so I think I should be fine.
[17:15] ---
I see.
[17:16] ---
So, you'll have to make sure you don't get caught
while you're retrieving that key.
[17:21] ---
Tell me, Jess.
[17:22] ---
Even if you're just a servant...
[17:23] ---
you can at least leave the people
of House Kiltyrin a note, right?
[17:27] ---
Yes. That wouldn't be a problem.
[17:29] ---
Okay. Then, let me tell you about our plan.
[17:37] ---
He's targeting you, not me, Jess.
[17:39] ---
Worst-case scenario,
you run off by yourself.
[17:43] ---
Never mind!
[17:44] ---
As long as I don't mess up,
we'll be fine!
[18:20] ---
All right. If he sees
that I'm leading him toward a campfire...
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he'll think that Jess might be there.
[18:30] ---
There you go.
[18:31] ---
Just stay right there by the fire.
[18:33] ---
That will close your pupils...
[18:36] ---
and the visual pigment
in your rod cells will be depleted.
[18:38] ---
That's light adaptation.
[18:41] ---
Jess, we're good! Do it now!
[18:43] ---
Okay!
[18:45] ---
It takes time for humans
to get used to seeing in the dark!
[18:48] ---
You shouldn't be able to spot Jess
with your vision in its current state!
[18:53] ---
Mister Pig!
[18:54] ---
All right!
[19:10] ---
Are you ready, Jess?
[19:12] ---
Yes. I'm hiding behind the warehouse.
[19:14] ---
All right! Then let's do it!
[19:24] ---
So far, it's all going according to plan.
[19:29] ---
Oh, crap!
[19:30] ---
Even with that bad leg, there's a good chance
that he could escape from that window!
[19:33] ---
So, it's not enough
to just lock him in from the outside?
[19:37] ---
In that case...
[19:38] ---
can I make it without messing up?
[19:40] ---
No, I'm not onstage
before an audience this time!
[19:43] ---
We nerds shine where no one can see us!
[19:49] ---
I'm going to protect Jess!
[19:51] ---
It's time for me to pay her back!
[19:56] ---
Huh?
[19:58] ---
Go!
[20:02] ---
How's that?
[20:03] ---
Pig skulls are hard!
[20:05] ---
What's up with you?
[20:07] ---
Oh, crap! So he can still move
his left leg, huh?
[20:10] ---
Then, let me inflict another blow on him!
[20:12] ---
You little... Damn you!
[20:15] ---
You...
[20:19] ---
Take this!
[20:21] ---
Ow!
[20:23] ---
Okay!
[20:23] ---
Now he's immobilized!
[20:27] ---
Jess! Now's your chance!
[20:28] ---
Close this door!
[20:30] ---
Right!
[20:34] ---
Good job!
[20:35] ---
You're safe now!
[20:37] ---
Thank good—
[20:40] ---
Jess...
[20:43] ---
Mister Pig!
[20:45] ---
So I got stabbed, huh?
[20:48] ---
But thanks to this pain,
I now know without a doubt...
[20:50] ---
that this world is no dream.
[20:53] ---
I've really been reincarnated into an isekai.
[20:57] ---
Am I...
[20:59] ---
going to die?
[21:00] ---
Don't do it!
[21:01] ---
Mister Pig!
I don't want you to die!
[21:04] ---
Jess...
[21:05] ---
It was only for a short time...
[21:07] ---
but it was fun.
[21:08] ---
Don't say that!
[21:09] ---
Aren't you coming
with me to the royal capital?
[21:12] ---
Just forget about me.
[21:14] ---
All you have to do
is take care of what you need to do.
[21:18] ---
Don't you worry about me.
[21:21] ---
That's not it!
[21:23] ---
That's not what I'm really talking about!
[21:27] ---
Um...
[21:28] ---
I still haven't even let you
see me naked, Mister Pig!
[21:31] ---
You're the one who told me...
[21:35] ---
to save it for just the right time!
[21:37] ---
Just the scrawny four-eyed virgin
talking nonsense.
[21:40] ---
Forget about it.
[21:41] ---
But, no...
[21:48] ---
I'm sleepy.
[21:50] ---
The blood loss must be hindering
the flow of oxygen to my brain.
[21:54] ---
Compared to dying of food poisoning...
[21:57] ---
what greater bliss could there be than having
a beautiful young girl at my deathbed?
[22:02] ---
Nice to meet you, too, Mister Pig!
[22:05] ---
If you do it again...
[22:06] ---
then I'm going to bully you, Mister Pig!
[22:09] ---
If you keep calling me
a "beauty" or an "angel"...
[22:12] ---
I'm going to have to spank you, Mister Pig!
[22:14] ---
I would be happy to go with you.
[22:17] ---
Perhaps this is fate?
[22:26] ---
Please...
[22:28] ---
Please don't leave me alone!
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