E12 - Heat the Pig Liver

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    Please...
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    I can't possibly set off
    on my journey to the capital alone.
[00:13] ---
    I'd be so lonely...
[00:15] ---
    so terrified! So, please.
[00:18] ---
    I beg of you.
[00:21] ---
    Please bring
    someone to me...
[00:24] ---
    who will join me
    on my journey and help me.
[00:31] ---
    Please.
[00:33] ---
    Please!
[00:55] ---
    So I see.
[00:57] ---
    While that young man's consciousness
    was floating between the two worlds...
[01:02] ---
    it was drawn by powerful magic...
[01:05] ---
    and took up residence
    inside a pig in this world.
[01:10] ---
    What that magic really was...
[01:12] ---
    was Jess's prayers.
[01:16] ---
    It was because I prayed
    that you were brought here...
[01:19] ---
    to Mesteria.
[01:25] ---
    I'm really...
[01:27] ---
    truly sorry!
[01:30] ---
    Actually, I...
[01:32] ---
    I'll be taking a leave of absence
    to go to the royal capital.
[01:38] ---
    To the royal capital?
[01:40] ---
    Yes.
[01:40] ---
    As a servant of House Kiltyrin...
    as part of my job.
[01:44] ---
    But wouldn't bringing a pig with you
    seem disrespectful to the king?
[01:47] ---
    I'm told that the king
    is a person of great benevolence.
[01:50] ---
    Once he hears your story,
    I'm sure that he'll come to your aid.
[01:56] ---
    Then, by all means, take me with you!
[01:58] ---
    Mister Pig, to be turned back into a human, you had no
    choice but to come with me to the royal capital, right?
[02:05] ---
    I'm not smart at all...
[02:08] ---
    so it's not as though I'd thought it all through
    while I was praying to the stars.
[02:13] ---
    But as I spent time with you...
[02:15] ---
    If I get killed...
[02:17] ---
    you might never get
    your human form back, Mister Pig.
[02:20] ---
    How can you worry about me right now?
[02:24] ---
    ...I realized something.
[02:27] ---
    That if you were a human...
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    you would've also had the option
    of not coming with me.
[02:35] ---
    But that's not what happened.
[02:45] ---
    Instead of being human...
[02:48] ---
    you were turned into a pig...
[02:51] ---
    because my selfish prayers
    made you into one!
[02:57] ---
    Oh, my goodness!
[02:59] ---
    You're not a pig, are you?
[03:01] ---
    I did everything I could, but...
[03:03] ---
    I wasn't able to turn you
    back into human form.
[03:07] ---
    I'm sorry.
[03:08] ---
    Everything I did, I did on my own.
[03:12] ---
    And now I've dragged you into it,
    too, Mister Pig...
[03:18] ---
    You're no trouble at all. Please...
[03:21] ---
    Right.
[03:22] ---
    I'm sorry.
[03:26] ---
    I'm sorry.
[03:28] ---
    The truth is, I'm not going back
    to the mansion.
[03:31] ---
    Don't say that!
[03:32] ---
    Aren't you coming
    with me to the royal capital?
[03:36] ---
    That's not it!
[03:37] ---
    That's not what I'm really talking about!
[03:40] ---
    Please...
[03:42] ---
    Please don't leave me alone!
[03:44] ---
    Don't worry about it.
[03:49] ---
    I did it because I wanted to.
[03:54] ---
    Then...
[03:55] ---
    I guess I can't keep any secrets
    from you, Mister Pig.
[03:59] ---
    For some reason,
    he's been turned into a pig.
[04:02] ---
    Once we get to the royal capital, I'm hoping
    to have a mage turn him back into a human.
[04:07] ---
    Even after I realized that...
[04:10] ---
    I still said nothing.
[04:12] ---
    I've already been selfish enough.
[04:18] ---
    By not wanting you to ever die, Mister Pig.
[04:22] ---
    I...
[04:25] ---
    No matter...
[04:26] ---
    what happens tomorrow...
[04:29] ---
    I feel blessed that I got to come
    on this journey with you.
[04:34] ---
    Mister Pig...
[04:37] ---
    I've been deceiving you, Mister Pig!
[04:44] ---
    I wouldn't say that.
[04:50] ---
    I'm so sorry!
[04:51] ---
    You're in such a horrible mess...
[04:54] ---
    all because of me!
[05:00] ---
    I think it's all right. To be selfish.
[05:05] ---
    Everyone has a right to pray to the stars.
[05:08] ---
    And besides, I'm glad I met you, too, Jess.
[05:12] ---
    Do you mean that?
[05:15] ---
    Of course I do!
[05:18] ---
    I'm so glad that I got to meet you, Jess.
[05:29] ---
    Would you please do me
    just one more favor?
[05:34] ---
    Yeah.
[05:37] ---
    I don't want you to go!
[05:39] ---
    Please don't go back to the world
    that you came from!
[05:43] ---
    I'm sorry, but I can't do that.
[05:45] ---
    But why not?
[05:47] ---
    I promised the king.
[05:49] ---
    And you're okay with that, Mister Pig?
[05:54] ---
    It's what I've decided.
[05:57] ---
    You heard him, right?
[05:58] ---
    When I'm gone, you're going to become
    a member of the royal family.
[06:03] ---
    Out of all the Yethmas who made it
    to the royal capital,
[06:06] ---
    you're being promised
    a significantly better and happier future.
[06:09] ---
    And I can go back to where I came from.
[06:13] ---
    How can there be
    a happier ending than that?
[06:15] ---
    But I don't want that to happen!
[06:19] ---
    Jess...
[06:20] ---
    Why are you making this so hard for me?
[06:23] ---
    You may not know about it,
    but I had a life of my own over there, too.
[06:28] ---
    I'd studied hard to get
    into something called a university...
[06:32] ---
    and I was just starting
    to learn all kinds of things.
[06:35] ---
    I had some fun friends, too.
[06:37] ---
    I even had a devastatingly cute girlfriend!
[06:40] ---
    But you said you were a dirty
    scrawny four-eyed virgin...
[06:43] ---
    who hasn't had a girlfriend
    for as long as he's been alive!
[06:48] ---
    Please don't lie to me.
[06:54] ---
    You're right.
[06:55] ---
    I just flat-out lied to you.
[06:57] ---
    But do you really want to be
    with a pathetic virgin like me?
[07:00] ---
    I do.
[07:02] ---
    I'm sure that if we search for one, we can
    even find another way to turn you back!
[07:11] ---
    Even if I were to stay on in this world,
    I'd only upset the king,
[07:15] ---
    and the ending would be the same anyway.
[07:17] ---
    Not to mention, if I were to turn back into
    a human, I'd only be a scrawny four-eyed loser.
[07:22] ---
    Naut and Shravis are way hotter than me.
[07:25] ---
    I just know you'd be disappointed.
[07:26] ---
    I would never, ever be disappointed!
[07:29] ---
    Why do you have to be so selfish
    right at the very end?
[07:32] ---
    But you're the one who told me
    that I should be more selfish, Mister Pig!
[07:37] ---
    I don't want this! I don't want us
    to be apart, Mister Pig!
[07:46] ---
    Right, since she doesn't have that collar...
[07:50] ---
    these must be... Jess's true feelings.
[07:55] ---
    Hey, come on.
    Don't talk like that, okay?
[07:57] ---
    Even I—
[07:58] ---
    Even you what, Mister Pig?
[08:08] ---
    Nothing.
[08:11] ---
    Listen to me.
[08:12] ---
    I'm not supposed to be here.
[08:14] ---
    All I am is a hindrance in your life.
[08:17] ---
    That's not true at all.
[08:19] ---
    You've always helped me out, Mister Pig.
[08:25] ---
    Why wouldn't I have helped you out?
[08:27] ---
    You're so kind, Jess...
[08:29] ---
    but unfortunate and weak.
[08:31] ---
    Where I come from...
[08:33] ---
    there's no way I could ever desert
    someone like that.
[08:36] ---
    But things are about to change for you.
[08:39] ---
    You're going to become a mage,
    join the royal family,
[08:42] ---
    and you'll be able to survive on your own.
[08:46] ---
    I don't want to.
[08:47] ---
    See, for the first time, you've met someone
    sympathetic who'd help you out...
[08:51] ---
    and you're clinging to that. That's all.
[08:54] ---
    And as for me, I was only imposing
    on the fact that you needed me.
[09:00] ---
    You're wrong.
[09:01] ---
    You're wrong!
[09:03] ---
    Without you by my side, Mister Pig, I...
[09:09] ---
    This is the last thing
    I'm going to ask you.
[09:11] ---
    Just hear me out, okay?
[09:15] ---
    This offer from the king is a chance
    that you finally managed to score!
[09:19] ---
    And I don't want you
    to let it go to waste!
[09:23] ---
    From now on, I want you
    to find happiness on your own.
[09:31] ---
    Is that what you really want, Mister Pig?
[09:36] ---
    It is.
[09:44] ---
    Very well.
[09:47] ---
    This time, it's my turn
    to make your wish come true, right?
[09:52] ---
    Heat the Pig Liver
[10:00] ---
    This is such a peaceful place, isn't it?
[10:03] ---
    Yeah.
[10:08] ---
    We still have some time before sunset.
[10:13] ---
    Mister Pig...
[10:14] ---
    Where would you like to go?
[10:16] ---
    Well, that's a hard one.
[10:19] ---
    In that case...
[10:26] ---
    that way!
[10:29] ---
    Why don't we just decide
    according to our own whims?
[10:33] ---
    Sounds good! Count me in!
[12:04] ---
    Oh... Mister Pig!
[12:07] ---
    What's up?
[12:08] ---
    Let's go into that shop!
[12:10] ---
    What kind of shop is it?
[12:13] ---
    I'd like proof.
[12:15] ---
    Proof that you and I were together.
[12:17] ---
    Grunt.
[12:21] ---
    Take a look at this!
[12:22] ---
    It's a good picture!
[12:24] ---
    You look very sweet, Mister Pig!
[12:26] ---
    You're way cuter than me, Jess.
[12:29] ---
    I'm not really...
[12:32] ---
    A girl and a pig.
[12:34] ---
    Looking at it objectively now,
    it's a really odd image.
[12:38] ---
    Both this scarf you picked out for me...
[12:41] ---
    and this locket showing
    the two of us together...
[12:44] ---
    I'm going to treasure them forever!
[12:48] ---
    I-Is that right?
[12:56] ---
    This has to be a once-in-a-lifetime experience
    for someone as boring as me.
[13:01] ---
    Going on a date with my crush,
    taking a picture,
[13:05] ---
    and on top of that,
    she's going to treasure it for life.
[13:08] ---
    Um...
[13:09] ---
    Sorry, Jess! It's not what you think!
    That was just my...
[13:11] ---
    What am I thinking?
[13:13] ---
    My bad!
[13:14] ---
    Just forget it!
[13:15] ---
    I've never done anything like—
[13:17] ---
    My...
[13:19] ---
    I'll tell you what I like, too.
[13:24] ---
    I also...
[13:25] ---
    Mister Pig, I also...
[13:27] ---
    love you very much!
[13:48] ---
    When you're done wiping that table,
    could you come help me, Ceres?
[13:52] ---
    Yes, ma'am.
[14:18] ---
    Damn swine...
    You'd better be coming through for her.
[14:26] ---
    You're an honest and brave young man.
[14:29] ---
    You did well to come here.
[14:32] ---
    The pig's death
    will be quick and peaceful.
[14:36] ---
    Your soul will return instantly
    to the world you came from.
[14:41] ---
    I will do it myself with my magic.
[14:43] ---
    You will feel no pain at all.
[14:45] ---
    Thank you very much.
[14:47] ---
    You can think of it as a simple journey.
[14:50] ---
    Right.
[14:55] ---
    Would it be possible...
[14:57] ---
    to be with him in his final moments?
[15:00] ---
    Of course you may, Jess.
[15:03] ---
    Go ahead, stay close to him.
[15:06] ---
    Mister Pig...
[15:07] ---
    You were my very first friend.
[15:14] ---
    And from here on in...
[15:16] ---
    I will never forget you, Mister Pig.
[15:19] ---
    I know. And I'm never going to forget you
    as long as I live.
[15:22] ---
    You really mean that?
[15:24] ---
    I mean it. I could never forget you.
[15:50] ---
    Be happy, all right?
[15:52] ---
    Yes.
[15:55] ---
    Time to say goodbye, Jess.
[15:57] ---
    You take care.
[15:59] ---
    You, too, Mister Pig!
[16:00] ---
    Take care of yourself!
[16:26] ---
    Goodbye.
[16:49] ---
    Are you ever going to wake up?
[16:51] ---
    Really, food poisoning?
[16:53] ---
    You're going for tests after this.
[16:55] ---
    If nothing comes up, they say
    you can be discharged on the spot.
[16:59] ---
    I'll be heading home now, okay?
[17:03] ---
    PEDESTRIAN
    CROSSING!
    STOP
[17:18] ---
    Oh...
[17:19] ---
    I've come back to this world.
[17:22] ---
    Throughout my entire life,
    no matter what period you look at...
[17:25] ---
    I never experienced anything that could
    surpass what I felt in the last few days.
[17:32] ---
    All that's left in my soul
    is a sense of loss.
[17:42] ---
    What became of me after that?
[17:45] ---
    Because I was hospitalized...
[17:46] ---
    I was unable to take my required exams...
[17:48] ---
    so I have to repeat the year.
[17:50] ---
    As my life in the real world consumed me...
[17:53] ---
    I began to conclude to myself
    that it was just a dream after all.
[18:00] ---
    So...
[18:01] ---
    thinking it was the least I could do
    to memorialize it...
[18:03] ---
    I wrote a web novel about my adventures
    in Mesteria and posted it.
[18:08] ---
    RECOMMENDED REVIEWS
[18:08] ---
    This story, telling the tale
    of Cutie-pie Jess...
[18:10] ---
    and her oink-oink daily life
    in refined, smooth prose...
[18:14] ---
    managed to attract a fair number of readers
    and garnered some praise.
[18:18] ---
    But there's just one last thing
    that I'd like to convey to you.
[18:23] ---
    Butareba -The Story of a Man Turned into a Pig-
    
    Chapter 1: "Otakus Enjoy Being Treated Like Pigs" Part 1
[18:23] ---
    Heat the pig liver!
[18:26] ---
    Or you'll find yourself in pain,
    you'll end up in the hospital...
[18:29] ---
    and you'll be wracked by a bizarre dream
    that will upend your life.
[18:33] ---
    Listen, everyone.
[18:35] ---
    I know I keep saying this,
    but I'm not faking it.
[18:37] ---
    YAKINIKU-YA
[18:37] ---
    Even now, there are times when I feel
    that pain ripping across my stomach.
[18:42] ---
    It might actually exist.
[18:44] ---
    There are times when I can't stop sobbing
    over a girl that I'll never see again.
[18:50] ---
    If you want to avoid feeling like that...
[18:52] ---
    heat the pig liver!
[18:54] ---
    Promise me, will you?
[19:08] ---
    SANON
    
    TODAY
    
    I'VE READ YOUR NOVEL, MISTER SCRAWNY PORK.
    I'D LIKE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT IT.
    
    REQUEST ACCEPTED
[19:15] ---
    Why go out of your way to DM me?
[19:25] ---
    WE'D LIKE TO MEET YOU IN PERSON AND TALK
[19:25] ---
    Huh?
[19:27] ---
    You want to meet me?
[19:31] ---
    THIS IS IMPORTANT, SO PLEASE INDULGE US.
    WE'LL TREAT YOU TO A GIGANTIC PARFAIT.
[19:33] ---
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[19:39] ---
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[20:12] ---
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[20:16] ---
    I didn't really have an aversion to actually
    meeting up with people whom I'd met online.
[20:21] ---
    As I chatted with them
    while picking at my parfait,
[20:24] ---
    I started to realize that these three who'd shown up
    knew a whole lot about my novel.
[20:29] ---
    Actually, that was an understatement.
[20:32] ---
    The North declared independence
    and rose up against the royal family.
[20:35] ---
    The Yethma hunters turned
    into a massive force!
[20:38] ---
    Naut was captured
    and sent to fight in the arena.
[20:41] ---
    They arbitrarily expanded the story...
[20:43] ---
    and started talking about things
    that even I didn't know.
[20:49] ---
    That was when it finally hit me.
[20:52] ---
    That these three nerds in front of me...
[20:54] ---
    were declaring that they themselves
    had returned from Mesteria.
[20:59] ---
    We need Pig's power to protect the Yethmas.
[21:02] ---
    More than anyone else,
    the rebel, Naut, needs Pig.
[21:06] ---
    But how can we send him over there?
[21:08] ---
    That can be achieved by using the Re-Reincarnation
    Plan that Sanon and I came up with.
[21:13] ---
    It was probably Scrawny Pork who triggered
    our own reincarnation into that other world.
[21:18] ---
    Ah!
[21:20] ---
    When Scrawny Pork lost consciousness
    and was drawn to Mesteria by Jess,
[21:25] ---
    some kind of magical route must have...
[21:30] ---
    Was this a dream or was it reality?
[21:33] ---
    Or was it just a farce?
[21:35] ---
    I just couldn't tell.
[21:38] ---
    But...
[21:40] ---
    Will you join us and return to Mesteria?
[21:45] ---
    Hot blood rushed throughout my body...
[21:49] ---
    heating my liver!
[21:51] ---
    Let's go back! To Mesteria!
[21:55] ---
    Back to Jess!
[23:54] ---
    Grunt!
[23:54] ---
    Butareba -The Story of a Man Turned into a Pig-