# E12 - Heat the Pig Liver

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**[00:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please...<br>**[00:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can't possibly set off<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;on my journey to the capital alone.<br>**[00:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'd be so lonely...<br>**[00:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so terrified! So, please.<br>**[00:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I beg of you.<br>**[00:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please bring<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;someone to me...<br>**[00:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;who will join me<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;on my journey and help me.<br>**[00:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please.<br>**[00:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please!<br>**[00:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*So I see.*<br>**[00:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*While that young man's consciousness<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;was floating between the two worlds...*<br>**[01:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*it was drawn by powerful magic...*<br>**[01:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*and took up residence<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;inside a pig in this world.*<br>**[01:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*What that magic really was...*<br>**[01:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*was Jess's prayers.*<br>**[01:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It was because I prayed<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that you were brought here...<br>**[01:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to Mesteria.<br>**[01:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm really...<br>**[01:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;truly sorry!<br>**[01:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Actually, I...<br>**[01:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I'll be taking a leave of absence<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to go to the royal capital.*<br>**[01:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*To the royal capital?*<br>**[01:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Yes.*<br>**[01:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*As a servant of House Kiltyrin...<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;as part of my job.*<br>**[01:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*But wouldn't bringing a pig with you<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;seem disrespectful to the king?*<br>**[01:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I'm told that the king<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is a person of great benevolence.*<br>**[01:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Once he hears your story,<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm sure that he'll come to your aid.*<br>**[01:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Then, by all means, take me with you!*<br>**[01:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mister Pig, to be turned back into a human, you had no<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;choice but to come with me to the royal capital, right?<br>**[02:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm not smart at all...<br>**[02:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so it's not as though I'd thought it all through<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;while I was praying to the stars.<br>**[02:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But as I spent time with you...<br>**[02:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*If I get killed...*<br>**[02:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*you might never get<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;your human form back, Mister Pig.*<br>**[02:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*How can you worry about me right now?*<br>**[02:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...I realized something.<br>**[02:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That if you were a human...<br>**[02:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you would've also had the option<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of not coming with me.<br>**[02:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But that's not what happened.<br>**[02:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Instead of being human...<br>**[02:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you were turned into a pig...<br>**[02:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;because my selfish prayers<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;made you into one!<br>**[02:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Oh, my goodness!*<br>**[02:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*You're not a pig, are you?*<br>**[03:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I did everything I could, but...*<br>**[03:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I wasn't able to turn you<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;back into human form.*<br>**[03:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I'm sorry.*<br>**[03:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Everything I did, I did on my own.*<br>**[03:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*And now I've dragged you into it,<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;too, Mister Pig...*<br>**[03:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*You're no trouble at all. Please...*<br>**[03:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Right.*<br>**[03:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I'm sorry.*<br>**[03:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I'm sorry.*<br>**[03:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*The truth is, I'm not going back<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to the mansion.*<br>**[03:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Don't say that!*<br>**[03:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Aren't you coming<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with me to the royal capital?*<br>**[03:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*That's not it!*<br>**[03:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*That's not what I'm really talking about!*<br>**[03:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Please...*<br>**[03:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Please don't leave me alone!*<br>**[03:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Don't worry about it.*<br>**[03:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I did it because I wanted to.*<br>**[03:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Then...*<br>**[03:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I guess I can't keep any secrets<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;from you, Mister Pig.*<br>**[03:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*For some reason,<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;he's been turned into a pig.*<br>**[04:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Once we get to the royal capital, I'm hoping<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to have a mage turn him back into a human.*<br>**[04:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Even after I realized that...*<br>**[04:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I still said nothing.*<br>**[04:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I've already been selfish enough.*<br>**[04:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*By not wanting you to ever die, Mister Pig.*<br>**[04:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I...*<br>**[04:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*No matter...*<br>**[04:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*what happens tomorrow...*<br>**[04:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I feel blessed that I got to come<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;on this journey with you.*<br>**[04:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Mister Pig...*<br>**[04:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've been deceiving you, Mister Pig!<br>**[04:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I wouldn't say that.*<br>**[04:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm so sorry!<br>**[04:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're in such a horrible mess...<br>**[04:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;all because of me!<br>**[05:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I think it's all right. To be selfish.*<br>**[05:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Everyone has a right to pray to the stars.*<br>**[05:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*And besides, I'm glad I met you, too, Jess.*<br>**[05:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Do you mean that?<br>**[05:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Of course I do!*<br>**[05:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I'm so glad that I got to meet you, Jess.*<br>**[05:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Would you please do me<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;just one more favor?<br>**[05:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Yeah.*<br>**[05:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't want you to go!<br>**[05:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please don't go back to the world<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that you came from!<br>**[05:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I'm sorry, but I can't do that.*<br>**[05:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But why not?<br>**[05:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I promised the king.*<br>**[05:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And you're okay with that, Mister Pig?<br>**[05:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*It's what I've decided.*<br>**[05:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*You heard him, right?*<br>**[05:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*When I'm gone, you're going to become<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a member of the royal family.*<br>**[06:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Out of all the Yethmas who made it<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to the royal capital,*<br>**[06:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*you're being promised<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a significantly better and happier future.*<br>**[06:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*And I can go back to where I came from.*<br>**[06:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*How can there be<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a happier ending than that?*<br>**[06:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But I don't want that to happen!<br>**[06:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Jess...*<br>**[06:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Why are you making this so hard for me?*<br>**[06:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*You may not know about it,<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but I had a life of my own over there, too.*<br>**[06:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I'd studied hard to get<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;into something called a university...*<br>**[06:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*and I was just starting<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to learn all kinds of things.*<br>**[06:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I had some fun friends, too.*<br>**[06:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I even had a devastatingly cute girlfriend!*<br>**[06:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But you said you were a dirty<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;scrawny four-eyed virgin...<br>**[06:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;who hasn't had a girlfriend<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;for as long as he's been alive!<br>**[06:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please don't lie to me.<br>**[06:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*You're right.*<br>**[06:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I just flat-out lied to you.*<br>**[06:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*But do you really want to be<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with a pathetic virgin like me?*<br>**[07:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I do.<br>**[07:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm sure that if we search for one, we can<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;even find another way to turn you back!<br>**[07:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Even if I were to stay on in this world,<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'd only upset the king,*<br>**[07:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*and the ending would be the same anyway.*<br>**[07:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Not to mention, if I were to turn back into<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a human, I'd only be a scrawny four-eyed loser.*<br>**[07:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Naut and Shravis are way hotter than me.*<br>**[07:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I just know you'd be disappointed.*<br>**[07:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I would never, ever be disappointed!<br>**[07:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Why do you have to be so selfish<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;right at the very end?*<br>**[07:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But you're the one who told me<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that I should be more selfish, Mister Pig!<br>**[07:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't want this! I don't want us<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to be apart, Mister Pig!<br>**[07:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Right, since she doesn't have that collar...*<br>**[07:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*these must be... Jess's true feelings.*<br>**[07:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Hey, come on.<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't talk like that, okay?*<br>**[07:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Even I—*<br>**[07:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Even you what, Mister Pig?<br>**[08:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Nothing.*<br>**[08:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Listen to me.*<br>**[08:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I'm not supposed to be here.*<br>**[08:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*All I am is a hindrance in your life.*<br>**[08:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's not true at all.<br>**[08:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You've always helped me out, Mister Pig.<br>**[08:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Why wouldn't I have helped you out?*<br>**[08:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*You're so kind, Jess...*<br>**[08:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*but unfortunate and weak.*<br>**[08:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Where I come from...*<br>**[08:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*there's no way I could ever desert<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;someone like that.*<br>**[08:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*But things are about to change for you.*<br>**[08:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*You're going to become a mage,<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;join the royal family,*<br>**[08:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*and you'll be able to survive on your own.*<br>**[08:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't want to.<br>**[08:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*See, for the first time, you've met someone<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;sympathetic who'd help you out...*<br>**[08:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*and you're clinging to that. That's all.*<br>**[08:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*And as for me, I was only imposing<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;on the fact that you needed me.*<br>**[09:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're wrong.<br>**[09:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're wrong!<br>**[09:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Without you by my side, Mister Pig, I...<br>**[09:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*This is the last thing<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm going to ask you.*<br>**[09:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Just hear me out, okay?*<br>**[09:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*This offer from the king is a chance<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that you finally managed to score!*<br>**[09:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*And I don't want you<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to let it go to waste!*<br>**[09:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*From now on, I want you<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to find happiness on your own.*<br>**[09:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is that what you really want, Mister Pig?<br>**[09:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*It is.*<br>**[09:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Very well.<br>**[09:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This time, it's my turn<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to make your wish come true, right?<br>**[09:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Heat the Pig Liver<br>**[10:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*This is such a peaceful place, isn't it?*<br>**[10:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Yeah.*<br>**[10:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*We still have some time before sunset.*<br>**[10:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Mister Pig...*<br>**[10:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Where would you like to go?*<br>**[10:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Well, that's a hard one.*<br>**[10:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*In that case...*<br>**[10:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that way!<br>**[10:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why don't we just decide<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;according to our own whims?<br>**[10:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Sounds good! Count me in!*<br>**[12:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh... Mister Pig!<br>**[12:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*What's up?*<br>**[12:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's go into that shop!<br>**[12:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*What kind of shop is it?*<br>**[12:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'd like proof.<br>**[12:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Proof that you and I were together.<br>**[12:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Grunt.*<br>**[12:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Take a look at this!<br>**[12:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's a good picture!<br>**[12:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You look very sweet, Mister Pig!<br>**[12:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*You're way cuter than me, Jess.*<br>**[12:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm not really...<br>**[12:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*A girl and a pig.*<br>**[12:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Looking at it objectively now,<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;it's a really odd image.*<br>**[12:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Both this scarf you picked out for me...<br>**[12:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and this locket showing<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the two of us together...<br>**[12:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm going to treasure them forever!<br>**[12:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I-Is that right?*<br>**[12:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*This has to be a once-in-a-lifetime experience<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;for someone as boring as me.*<br>**[13:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Going on a date with my crush,<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;taking a picture,*<br>**[13:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*and on top of that,<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;she's going to treasure it for life.*<br>**[13:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Um...<br>**[13:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Sorry, Jess! It's not what you think!<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That was just my...*<br>**[13:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What am I thinking?<br>**[13:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*My bad!*<br>**[13:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Just forget it!*<br>**[13:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I've never done anything like—*<br>**[13:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My...<br>**[13:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll tell you what I like, too.<br>**[13:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I also...<br>**[13:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mister Pig, I also...<br>**[13:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;love you very much!<br>**[13:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When you're done wiping that table,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;could you come help me, Ceres?<br>**[13:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes, ma'am.<br>**[14:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Damn swine...<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You'd better be coming through for her.<br>**[14:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're an honest and brave young man.<br>**[14:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You did well to come here.<br>**[14:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The pig's death<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;will be quick and peaceful.<br>**[14:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Your soul will return instantly<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to the world you came from.<br>**[14:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I will do it myself with my magic.<br>**[14:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You will feel no pain at all.<br>**[14:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Thank you very much.*<br>**[14:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You can think of it as a simple journey.<br>**[14:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Right.*<br>**[14:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Would it be possible...<br>**[14:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to be with him in his final moments?<br>**[15:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Of course you may, Jess.<br>**[15:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Go ahead, stay close to him.<br>**[15:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mister Pig...<br>**[15:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You were my very first friend.<br>**[15:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And from here on in...<br>**[15:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I will never forget you, Mister Pig.<br>**[15:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I know. And I'm never going to forget you<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;as long as I live.*<br>**[15:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You really mean that?<br>**[15:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I mean it. I could never forget you.*<br>**[15:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Be happy, all right?*<br>**[15:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes.<br>**[15:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Time to say goodbye, Jess.*<br>**[15:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*You take care.*<br>**[15:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You, too, Mister Pig!<br>**[16:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Take care of yourself!<br>**[16:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Goodbye.<br>**[16:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you ever going to wake up?<br>**[16:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Really, food poisoning?<br>**[16:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're going for tests after this.<br>**[16:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If nothing comes up, they say<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you can be discharged on the spot.<br>**[16:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll be heading home now, okay?<br>**[17:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;PEDESTRIAN<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;CROSSING!<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;STOP<br>**[17:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Oh...*<br>**[17:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I've come back to this world.*<br>**[17:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Throughout my entire life,<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;no matter what period you look at...*<br>**[17:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I never experienced anything that could<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;surpass what I felt in the last few days.*<br>**[17:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*All that's left in my soul<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is a sense of loss.*<br>**[17:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*What became of me after that?*<br>**[17:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Because I was hospitalized...*<br>**[17:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I was unable to take my required exams...*<br>**[17:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*so I have to repeat the year.*<br>**[17:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*As my life in the real world consumed me...*<br>**[17:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I began to conclude to myself<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that it was just a dream after all.*<br>**[18:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*So...*<br>**[18:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*thinking it was the least I could do<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to memorialize it...*<br>**[18:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I wrote a web novel about my adventures<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in Mesteria and posted it.*<br>**[18:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;RECOMMENDED REVIEWS<br>**[18:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*This story, telling the tale<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of Cutie-pie Jess...*<br>**[18:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*and her oink-oink daily life<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in refined, smooth prose...*<br>**[18:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*managed to attract a fair number of readers<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and garnered some praise.*<br>**[18:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*But there's just one last thing<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that I'd like to convey to you.*<br>**[18:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Butareba -The Story of a Man Turned into a Pig-<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Chapter 1: "Otakus Enjoy Being Treated Like Pigs" Part 1<br>**[18:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Heat the pig liver!*<br>**[18:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Or you'll find yourself in pain,<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you'll end up in the hospital...*<br>**[18:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*and you'll be wracked by a bizarre dream<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that will upend your life.*<br>**[18:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Listen, everyone.*<br>**[18:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I know I keep saying this,<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but I'm not faking it.*<br>**[18:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;YAKINIKU-YA<br>**[18:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Even now, there are times when I feel<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that pain ripping across my stomach.*<br>**[18:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*It might actually exist.*<br>**[18:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*There are times when I can't stop sobbing<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;over a girl that I'll never see again.*<br>**[18:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*If you want to avoid feeling like that...*<br>**[18:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*heat the pig liver!*<br>**[18:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Promise me, will you?*<br>**[19:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;SANON<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;TODAY<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'VE READ YOUR NOVEL, MISTER SCRAWNY PORK.<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'D LIKE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT IT.<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;REQUEST ACCEPTED<br>**[19:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Why go out of your way to DM me?*<br>**[19:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;WE'D LIKE TO MEET YOU IN PERSON AND TALK<br>**[19:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Huh?*<br>**[19:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*You want to meet me?*<br>**[19:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;THIS IS IMPORTANT, SO PLEASE INDULGE US.<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;WE'LL TREAT YOU TO A GIGANTIC PARFAIT.<br>**[19:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;RECOMMENDED PARFAIT<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;FOR THIS MONTH<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;FRUIT PARFAIT<br>**[19:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;BE TRUE TO YOUR DESIRES<br>**[20:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;SMOKING TABLES AVAILABLE<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;OUTDOOR PATIO<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;33 SEATS<br>**[20:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I didn't really have an aversion to actually<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;meeting up with people whom I'd met online.*<br>**[20:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*As I chatted with them<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;while picking at my parfait,*<br>**[20:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I started to realize that these three who'd shown up<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;knew a whole lot about my novel.*<br>**[20:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Actually, that was an understatement.*<br>**[20:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*The North declared independence<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and rose up against the royal family.*<br>**[20:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*The Yethma hunters turned<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;into a massive force!*<br>**[20:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Naut was captured<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and sent to fight in the arena.*<br>**[20:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*They arbitrarily expanded the story...*<br>**[20:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*and started talking about things<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that even I didn't know.*<br>**[20:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*That was when it finally hit me.*<br>**[20:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*That these three nerds in front of me...*<br>**[20:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*were declaring that they themselves<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;had returned from Mesteria.*<br>**[20:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We need Pig's power to protect the Yethmas.<br>**[21:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;More than anyone else,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the rebel, Naut, needs Pig.<br>**[21:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But how can we send him over there?<br>**[21:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That can be achieved by using the Re-Reincarnation<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Plan that Sanon and I came up with.<br>**[21:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It was probably Scrawny Pork who triggered<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;our own reincarnation into that other world.<br>**[21:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ah!<br>**[21:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When Scrawny Pork lost consciousness<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and was drawn to Mesteria by Jess,<br>**[21:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;some kind of magical route must have...<br>**[21:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Was this a dream or was it reality?*<br>**[21:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Or was it just a farce?*<br>**[21:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I just couldn't tell.*<br>**[21:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*But...*<br>**[21:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Will you join us and return to Mesteria?<br>**[21:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Hot blood rushed throughout my body...*<br>**[21:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*heating my liver!*<br>**[21:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's go back! To Mesteria!<br>**[21:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Back to Jess!<br>**[23:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Grunt!*<br>**[23:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Butareba -The Story of a Man Turned into a Pig-<br>