E2 - Even a Pig Will Dance If You Flatter Them Enough
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[00:03] ---
I'm going to get changed...
[00:05] ---
so please wait there for a bit.
[00:07] ---
Hey, hold up a second.
[00:08] ---
You're seriously going to get changed now?
[00:11] ---
With me right here?
[00:16] ---
Gulp.
[00:20] ---
Ta-da!
[00:22] ---
When I get changed...
[00:24] ---
I just put this corset on
over my clothes, that's all!
[00:27] ---
Oink.
[00:30] ---
Um, I'm very sorry
for not living up to your expectations.
[00:34] ---
I thought you'd like it,
and I got the urge to play a little trick on you.
[00:39] ---
Hey, no!
[00:40] ---
It's not like I was expecting anything!
[00:41] ---
Oh, right.
[00:43] ---
She can read my mind, can't she?
[00:45] ---
All I meant was that maybe I could see you
in a different outfit, okay?
[00:49] ---
I wasn't hoping to see you change
right in front of me! No way!
[00:53] ---
Then, I'll be sure to let you see me
wearing something else sometime.
[00:56] ---
Yeah! That would be great.
[00:59] ---
Still, not only can this girl
read people's minds...
[01:03] ---
but she also perceived my buried desire
to be tormented by a beautiful young girl!
[01:08] ---
If that's the case, how terrifying.
[01:10] ---
Mister Pig...
[01:11] ---
Huh?
[01:12] ---
That's the town of Kiltyrie!
[01:13] ---
Oh!
[01:15] ---
Come on, let's go!
[01:16] ---
Yeah!
[01:18] ---
Apologies, gentlemen...
[01:19] ---
but I'm going one level higher.
[01:21] ---
We're about to go on a shopping date.
[01:24] ---
You can at least watch
and learn from my exploits.
[03:10] ---
It's so lively! What a nice little town!
[03:12] ---
Yes!
[03:13] ---
I was worried you'd stick out,
roaming the streets with a pig in tow...
[03:17] ---
but those fears were groundless.
[03:18] ---
It's an isekai,
but I'm only seeing normal animals.
[03:21] ---
Not a bizarre-looking monster in sight.
[03:24] ---
Huh?
[03:25] ---
Is there some kind of event going on?
[03:27] ---
Oh!
[03:28] ---
They're holding a festival tonight.
[03:31] ---
Mister Pig, you're fond of festivals, I see.
[03:34] ---
I like that out-of-the-ordinary vibe.
[03:36] ---
Festivals are like that,
and so's traveling.
[03:39] ---
I see.
[03:41] ---
"Travel," did you say?
[03:43] ---
Haven't you ever gone on a trip, Jess?
[03:45] ---
No, not once.
[03:46] ---
So, going to the royal capital
will be your first-ever trip?
[03:52] ---
Yes.
[03:53] ---
That's something to look forward to!
[03:56] ---
Yes.
[03:57] ---
Something... to look forward to, right?
[03:59] ---
Oink.
[04:02] ---
Huh?
[04:04] ---
Jess, what kind of shop is that?
[04:08] ---
Oh, that's a rista shop.
[04:10] ---
That's where I always buy them.
[04:12] ---
That's some hard-core security there.
[04:15] ---
Yes.
[04:16] ---
Because ristae are very expensive.
[04:27] ---
Hey, Jess...
[04:28] ---
What did you come here for, exactly?
[04:30] ---
There are all kinds of reasons, you see...
[04:32] ---
Please, stay close to me, will you?
[04:36] ---
What was that?
[04:37] ---
Yethmas aren't just able
to read people's minds.
[04:40] ---
We can also communicate
our own inner thoughts.
[04:43] ---
I believe it would be better
not to speak out loud that much here.
[04:47] ---
I see. Huh?
[04:49] ---
Hold up a second!
[04:51] ---
In no way is this any place
for a girl to come alone!
[04:55] ---
As long as I have this, I'll be fine.
[04:57] ---
What is that?
[04:58] ---
If they see this House Kiltyrin crest...
[05:01] ---
no one will even think of attacking me.
[05:04] ---
Doesn't that mean that without it,
you'd have to worry about being attacked?
[05:08] ---
If it comes to that, I mean.
[05:10] ---
And anyway, I have you, Mister Pig!
[05:13] ---
Not a lot I can do in a pig's body, though.
[05:16] ---
Fine! I'll be your guard!
[05:18] ---
Thank you very much!
[05:24] ---
Little Miss Yethma!
[05:26] ---
Huh?
[05:26] ---
If you've come here all by yourself,
you must be doing some covert shopping.
[05:30] ---
Is this what you want?
[05:33] ---
Black ristae, three for 400 golts.
[05:36] ---
That's a bargain!
[05:38] ---
At that price?
[05:40] ---
They're all you need
to make wishes come true!
[05:43] ---
You can't get them for this price
anywhere else.
[05:47] ---
But I'm sorry...
[05:48] ---
I don't have 400.
[05:51] ---
How much will just one cost?
[05:54] ---
One, huh?
[05:55] ---
I can give you one for 150 golts.
[05:59] ---
Huh?
[06:00] ---
I can pay you 150 golts.
[06:02] ---
Hey, Jess...
[06:04] ---
You told me that Yethmas used
black ristae for prayer.
[06:07] ---
How many would you need for one session?
[06:09] ---
What?
[06:10] ---
One would be enough.
[06:12] ---
Is there ever any leftover magic power
after a wish has been granted?
[06:15] ---
Yes, usually there's some left over.
[06:18] ---
Hey, young miss, what's the problem?
[06:20] ---
Jess, pretend you're chasing after me
and follow my lead!
[06:25] ---
Oh...
[06:26] ---
I'm so sorry!
[06:27] ---
Hey! Miss!
[06:32] ---
Um...
[06:33] ---
What just happened, exactly?
[06:35] ---
Jess, you'd better not buy
any ristae from that man.
[06:39] ---
But why not?
[06:40] ---
Those ristae are all probably used,
with just some dregs left over.
[06:44] ---
One black rista
is all you need to grant a wish.
[06:47] ---
Isn't that what you told me?
[06:49] ---
But that guy said,
"Three for 400 golts.
[06:52] ---
They're all you need
to make wishes come true."
[06:55] ---
Right.
[06:56] ---
That's true, with three,
you could make lots of wishes come true.
[07:00] ---
Don't give it such a positive spin!
[07:02] ---
What he meant was, with three of them,
you might make one wish come true.
[07:08] ---
Think about it.
[07:10] ---
A Yethma who has to buy
black ristae in a place like that...
[07:13] ---
normally wouldn't shop in one of those places
on the main road, would she?
[07:17] ---
You're probably right.
[07:19] ---
In fact, not many houses own black ristae
in the first place.
[07:24] ---
If the customer was someone
who'd never used a real black rista,
[07:27] ---
you wouldn't get caught
selling her shoddy goods.
[07:30] ---
You can read my mind, can't you?
[07:32] ---
The instant he saw your corset,
he started acting totally sketchy.
[07:37] ---
Yes.
[07:38] ---
It did seem like he was uncomfortable
about something...
[07:41] ---
but I couldn't hear his thoughts
in more detail.
[07:45] ---
Still, that guy's doing business
with Yethmas who can read his mind.
[07:50] ---
He's probably being careful
not to transmit his evil intentions.
[07:53] ---
I guess he realized
you were a Yethma from House Kiltyrin.
[07:59] ---
That you might be a Yethma
who's handled real black ristae before.
[08:05] ---
So if he sold you inferior goods...
[08:07] ---
word of his shameful shenanigans
could reach your masters, House Kiltyrin.
[08:11] ---
That must've made him wary.
[08:13] ---
Oh, so that's what was going on.
[08:15] ---
I thought they were quite cheap.
[08:18] ---
How much is one normally?
[08:20] ---
At the shop I usually buy them from...
[08:22] ---
one costs 600 golts.
[08:24] ---
Hey, come on!
That should've tipped you off right there!
[08:27] ---
I'm sorry.
[08:28] ---
Since he'd been kind enough to call out to me,
I felt bad about suspecting him.
[08:33] ---
No, that was my monologue just now.
[08:35] ---
Ignore it.
[08:36] ---
Oh, you're right! Sorry about that.
[08:39] ---
Still, I already knew you were too nice...
[08:42] ---
but this is next-level.
[08:44] ---
Um...
[08:45] ---
Mister Pig...
[08:46] ---
Huh?
[08:46] ---
Thank you very much!
[08:49] ---
If it hadn't been for you, Mister Pig,
[08:50] ---
I would've been swindled
out of my precious money.
[08:53] ---
Hey, don't mention it!
[08:55] ---
But be on the alert from now on!
[08:57] ---
Anyone who offers you a huge discount
usually only has his own profit in mind.
[09:05] ---
Huh?
[09:07] ---
Right.
[09:11] ---
Hey, by the way...
[09:12] ---
why were you secretly trying
to buy a black rista anyway, Jess?
[09:20] ---
Um...
[09:21] ---
Can't I say it's a secret
and leave it at that?
[09:26] ---
When I was in the pigpen, I couldn't
understand what you were saying.
[09:30] ---
And I hadn't yet adapted
to being in a pig's body.
[09:32] ---
But ever since I woke up in your room,
I could understand what you were saying,
[09:36] ---
my eyesight went back to normal,
and I could walk on all fours.
[09:39] ---
You told me you'd done
everything you could...
[09:42] ---
but what was it that you did for me?
[09:44] ---
I'm sorry.
[09:46] ---
If I've annoyed you—
[09:47] ---
You haven't annoyed me!
[09:49] ---
But just let me ask you this.
[09:51] ---
Jess, you used a black rista from House Kiltyrin
without permission to heal me, right?
[09:57] ---
That's right.
[09:58] ---
And so you had to use
your own money to replace it.
[10:01] ---
Yes.
[10:03] ---
I'd just been reprimanded
for using a yellow rista without permission,
[10:06] ---
so a black rista on top of that
would have been...
[10:09] ---
You must've used
that yellow rista on me, too.
[10:14] ---
You couldn't have carried me
up to the third floor on your own.
[10:18] ---
So it was all for my sake, huh?
[10:21] ---
I'm sorry.
[10:23] ---
Everything I did, I did on my own.
[10:26] ---
And now I've dragged you into it,
too, Mister Pig.
[10:29] ---
Why are you crying?
[10:31] ---
Look at all you did for me!
Are you feeling bad about that?
[10:36] ---
I can't believe how kind this girl is.
[10:38] ---
Because she's too kind... Just too kind...
[10:41] ---
I owe her way more
than I could ever repay as a pig.
[10:51] ---
I can't even stroke her head
with my pig feet!
[10:58] ---
Thanks, Jess.
[10:59] ---
You didn't do anything wrong.
[11:01] ---
If you did make any mistake,
[11:04] ---
it was to get involved in trouble with a human
who'd been turned into a pig! That's it!
[11:09] ---
You're no trouble at all. Please...
[11:11] ---
There's no reason for you to cry, Jess.
[11:13] ---
Don't let me see you like that.
Try not to for my sake.
[11:19] ---
Right.
[11:21] ---
I'm sorry.
[11:26] ---
You finally smiled for me, huh?
[11:29] ---
No.
[11:30] ---
You were only trying to make
something happen because I'd asked you to.
[11:34] ---
We can't waste any more time!
[11:36] ---
I have to pay you back, Jess.
[11:42] ---
You always buy ristae
at that shop, right, Jess?
[11:45] ---
Yes.
[11:46] ---
The shopkeeper, Mister Kilins,
always treats me kindly.
[11:50] ---
Jess, have you ever done
something called "haggling"?
[11:54] ---
Um...
[11:55] ---
No.
[11:56] ---
It would be terrible
to cause the shop to suffer any losses.
[12:00] ---
But just having you shop there
must bring in huge profits for them, too.
[12:05] ---
I'm sure they'd be happy
to show you a little kindness.
[12:08] ---
Is that how it works, I wonder.
[12:10] ---
Yes, for sure! Let's just go in!
[12:21] ---
Well, hello, Jess!
[12:23] ---
Hey...
[12:23] ---
I don't usually see you with that one.
[12:25] ---
Hello, Mister Kilins.
[12:28] ---
So, which rista will it be today?
[12:30] ---
Um, well...
[12:33] ---
Jess, just say exactly what I tell you to.
[12:36] ---
Can you handle that?
[12:39] ---
Start off by telling him
that you'd like a black rista.
[12:43] ---
Um...
[12:44] ---
I'd like one black rista
for my personal use.
[12:47] ---
What, again?
[12:49] ---
I'm pretty sure I sold you one
for your personal use just the other day.
[12:53] ---
You already need another one?
[12:55] ---
Huh?
[12:56] ---
Yes. I need another one now.
[12:59] ---
Well, I don't think a Yethma could afford
to buy them so frequently.
[13:04] ---
Well...
[13:05] ---
But hey... as long as you can pay,
it's fine by me.
[13:09] ---
That will be 600 golts.
[13:11] ---
Be honest and tell him
how much you have.
[13:13] ---
The thing is, I only have 200.
[13:16] ---
200 golts?
[13:18] ---
What are you going to do
about the other 400?
[13:21] ---
Say, "I really need it,
so could you please lower the price?"
[13:27] ---
I really need it.
[13:29] ---
Would you be so kind
as to lower the price?
[13:31] ---
No, that's not happening.
[13:33] ---
You're not buying this one
for House Kiltyrin, are you now?
[13:36] ---
Why should I have to give
a Yethma a discount?
[13:39] ---
This is blatant discrimination!
[13:42] ---
Jess told me this old guy was nice to her...
[13:45] ---
but it's so obvious they have
a deep-seated prejudice against Yethmas!
[13:49] ---
Um...
[13:50] ---
I'm sorry...
[13:51] ---
I...
[13:54] ---
Jess...
[13:55] ---
When do you need that black rista by?
[13:58] ---
Actually...
[13:59] ---
by tomorrow.
[14:01] ---
I have to have one before I leave
for the royal capital tomorrow morning.
[14:05] ---
Or I'll be forced to go on the run as a thief.
[14:08] ---
So, that's why you went
to that place to buy a rista?
[14:12] ---
How long would it take to earn enough
to make up the deficit for a real rista?
[14:17] ---
Let's see. Normally it would take one
at least 20 days, I think.
[14:21] ---
That much money?
[14:23] ---
How do the other Yethmas
in that back alley raise it?
[14:27] ---
If they don't have
enough allowance to cover it...
[14:30] ---
they, uh...
[14:32] ---
sell it.
[14:34] ---
Huh? What do they sell?
[14:37] ---
Their sexual organs.
[14:40] ---
Wait, d-does that mean...
[14:43] ---
they sell their bodies?
[14:45] ---
Yes.
[14:46] ---
That's another way of putting it.
[14:48] ---
No way am I going to let you do that, Jess!
[14:52] ---
Leave it to me!
[14:53] ---
I've got an idea!
[14:57] ---
Tell him you're offering this pig, too!
[15:00] ---
You're going to sell me!
[15:01] ---
Use your 200 golts and me
to buy that rista!
[15:03] ---
But—
[15:04] ---
Don't worry.
[15:05] ---
I'm no ordinary pig.
[15:07] ---
I'm going to find my chance no matter what
to make a run for it.
[15:09] ---
So go on and say it.
[15:12] ---
What's the matter?
[15:14] ---
There's nothing I can do for you
if you don't speak up.
[15:16] ---
Jess!
[15:18] ---
Do it for my sake, too!
[15:22] ---
Um...
[15:23] ---
In addition to my 200 golts,
I'll give you this pig, as well.
[15:27] ---
Would you please sell me
a black rista for that?
[15:30] ---
But that's livestock belonging
to House Kiltyrin, right? That won't do.
[15:35] ---
"This pig was supposed to be culled,
but I secretly raised him.
[15:38] ---
So, he doesn't belong to House Kiltyrin anymore.
And he can do tricks, too!"
[15:42] ---
Tell him that.
[15:43] ---
I've been secretly raising this piglet
that was supposed to be culled.
[15:48] ---
He no longer belongs to House Kiltyrin.
[15:50] ---
Also...
[15:51] ---
he can do tricks!
[15:53] ---
Tricks?
[15:56] ---
All right.
[15:57] ---
Then, let's see him do one.
[16:05] ---
I have no idea what I should do!
[16:07] ---
Tell me to do something!
[16:11] ---
Mister Pig! Please dance!
[16:13] ---
Huh? Dance?
[16:15] ---
That's a tall order
for a scrawny four-eyed guy...
[16:19] ---
but I have to do it!
[16:39] ---
PIG
[16:51] ---
PIG
[16:52] ---
Ah...
[16:53] ---
Too glorious for words, huh?
[16:55] ---
Okay!
[16:57] ---
PIG
[16:58] ---
Yeah!
[16:58] ---
Okay!
[16:59] ---
Yes!
[17:01] ---
Cool!
[17:02] ---
Yes!
[17:02] ---
Perfect!
[17:04] ---
Okay!
[17:04] ---
Yeah!
[17:05] ---
Cool!
[17:06] ---
Great!
[17:08] ---
Cool!
[17:09] ---
Okay!
[17:10] ---
Yes!
[17:11] ---
Great!
[17:12] ---
Okay!
[17:13] ---
Oh, man!
[17:14] ---
That's enough!
[17:15] ---
PIG
[17:16] ---
Yeah!
[17:16] ---
Okay!
[17:18] ---
Perfect!
[17:18] ---
Yes!
[17:20] ---
Make him stop now!
[17:22] ---
I can't breathe!
[17:23] ---
PIG
[17:24] ---
Okay!
[17:25] ---
Yes!
[17:26] ---
Yeah!
[17:27] ---
Cool!
[17:28] ---
Great!
[17:29] ---
Perfect!
[17:30] ---
M-Mister Pig...
[17:32] ---
You can stop now.
[17:33] ---
Huh?
[17:33] ---
PIG
[17:34] ---
Okay!
[17:35] ---
Are you sure I can stop?
[17:36] ---
Yes!
[17:37] ---
Yeah!
[17:38] ---
Cool!
[17:39] ---
Great!
[17:40] ---
All right, I'm gonna finish with a bang!
[17:52] ---
Perfect!
[18:00] ---
Amazing! That was amazing!
[18:03] ---
Hey, Jess...
[18:04] ---
You're really going to sell me
a pig like that?
[18:06] ---
This is great!
[18:08] ---
Say yes!
[18:09] ---
Y-Yes.
[18:10] ---
Hey, did you see those moves he made?
Like an injured heckripon!
[18:15] ---
Heckripon? I'm not sure what he means,
but it sounds like he's mocking me!
[18:22] ---
Man, I'm thrilled!
[18:24] ---
All right, Jess,
you can keep your 200 golts!
[18:27] ---
I'll trade you a black rista for him!
[18:30] ---
Hey, how generous is that!
[18:32] ---
I'm putting on a show
during tonight's festival.
[18:35] ---
And I bet I can make a killing
if I use this pig!
[18:38] ---
Tonight, huh?
[18:39] ---
If I run off before he makes his killing,
he'll turn his rage onto Jess!
[18:44] ---
Not good! I need a plan!
[18:46] ---
Um, about the festival...
Please let me help you with that, too!
[18:50] ---
Hey, Jess! Hold up! If you do that—
[18:53] ---
I'm the one who raised Mister Pig.
[18:55] ---
I'd like to see him make his mark.
[18:58] ---
I'll serve you free of charge.
[19:00] ---
I didn't want to create a situation
that would throw suspicion on Jess.
[19:04] ---
Of course.
[19:06] ---
But what about your work
for House Kiltyrin?
[19:09] ---
If they were to reproach me for this,
I couldn't hope to stay in business.
[19:13] ---
It's all right.
[19:15] ---
You see, another Yethma is coming
to replace me tonight.
[19:21] ---
Is that right?
[19:22] ---
So, the time has come already, huh?
[19:25] ---
Huh?
[19:26] ---
I see. That's why you're selling the pig.
[19:29] ---
Right, gotcha.
[19:30] ---
I'll arrange the schedule
so you can see the show, so help me out.
[19:34] ---
Thank you very much!
[19:35] ---
All right, come to the town plaza
by sundown, then.
[19:39] ---
Yes, sir!
[19:40] ---
I'm sorry, Mister Pig.
[19:42] ---
For settling things without asking you.
[19:44] ---
Hey, no problem!
[19:45] ---
Just make sure you don't help me escape.
[19:48] ---
I can't let them start suspecting you.
[19:51] ---
Will you be okay?
[19:53] ---
Sure. Who do you think I am?
[19:56] ---
I'm the dirty scrawny four-eyed virgin.
[19:58] ---
It just won't do for you
to underestimate me.
[20:01] ---
Here you go. My parting gift.
[20:02] ---
Thank you very much!
[20:04] ---
This is such great help to me!
[20:06] ---
All right, I'll be back
after I've run some errands.
[20:09] ---
Sure thing. I'm counting on you!
[20:11] ---
Okay, Mister Pig.
[20:12] ---
I'll see you at the festival!
[20:14] ---
Sure! See you!
[20:28] ---
Now then, what am I going to do? Huh?
[20:32] ---
Sorry, but you'll have to sit still
like a good boy for now...
[20:35] ---
Mister Pig.
[20:36] ---
Even a Pig Will Dance
If You Flatter Them Enough
[20:43] ---
So, we've got the black rista in hand,
but next up is the escape mission, huh?
[20:48] ---
I sure did put on a show for Jess...
[20:50] ---
but what should I do now?
[20:52] ---
Mister Pig!
[20:53] ---
Huh?
[20:55] ---
Whoa!
[20:56] ---
You're in a maid's outfit!
[20:59] ---
Now, if you were to call me "Master"
while dressed like that...
[21:01] ---
I'd be like, "Oink, oink, oink!"
[21:04] ---
Huh?
[21:05] ---
Hmm?
[21:06] ---
Oh, you mean these.
[21:10] ---
I thought you might be hungry,
so I brought these for you.
[21:16] ---
Please go ahead and eat them...
[21:19] ---
M-Master.
[21:22] ---
Oink!
[21:23] ---
Thank you!
[21:24] ---
I shall partake!
[21:27] ---
Mmm, these sure are tasty!
[21:29] ---
I owe you big time!
[21:30] ---
Jess, let's decide on a place to meet
after I've escaped.
[21:35] ---
A place to meet?
[21:38] ---
Let's see.
[21:40] ---
Where should it be?
[21:41] ---
Are you going back to House Kiltyrin
after the festival?
[21:46] ---
Yes.
[21:47] ---
Since I have to prepare for my trip.
[21:49] ---
Then, how about that spot under the big tree
you took me to this morning?
[21:53] ---
I'll figure something out by daybreak.
[21:55] ---
So, come to that spot
when the sun starts rising.
[22:00] ---
Understood.
[22:01] ---
Don't worry, Jess.
[22:03] ---
Who do you think I am?
[22:06] ---
You're Mister Dirty Scrawny
Four-eyed Virgin, right?
[22:09] ---
Not that that's my name.
[22:12] ---
Right.
[22:13] ---
Don't you underestimate me!
[22:14] ---
I'll bust out, no matter what!
[22:16] ---
So don't worry about a thing!
[22:18] ---
Understood.
[22:19] ---
Then I'll trust you!
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