# E2 - Even a Pig Will Dance If You Flatter Them Enough
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GN7UD2PV9/even-a-pig-will-dance-if-you-flatter-them-enough)
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**[00:03] ---**
I'm going to get changed...
**[00:05] ---**
so please wait there for a bit.
**[00:07] ---**
*Hey, hold up a second.*
**[00:08] ---**
*You're seriously going to get changed now?*
**[00:11] ---**
*With me right here?*
**[00:16] ---**
*Gulp.*
**[00:20] ---**
Ta-da!
**[00:22] ---**
When I get changed...
**[00:24] ---**
I just put this corset on
over my clothes, that's all!
**[00:27] ---**
*Oink.*
**[00:30] ---**
Um, I'm very sorry
for not living up to your expectations.
**[00:34] ---**
I thought you'd like it,
and I got the urge to play a little trick on you.
**[00:39] ---**
*Hey, no!*
**[00:40] ---**
*It's not like I was expecting anything!*
**[00:41] ---**
*Oh, right.*
**[00:43] ---**
*She can read my mind, can't she?*
**[00:45] ---**
*All I meant was that maybe I could see you
in a different outfit, okay?*
**[00:49] ---**
*I wasn't hoping to see you change
right in front of me! No way!*
**[00:53] ---**
Then, I'll be sure to let you see me
wearing something else sometime.
**[00:56] ---**
*Yeah! That would be great.*
**[00:59] ---**
*Still, not only can this girl
read people's minds...*
**[01:03] ---**
*but she also perceived my buried desire
to be tormented by a beautiful young girl!*
**[01:08] ---**
*If that's the case, how terrifying.*
**[01:10] ---**
Mister Pig...
**[01:11] ---**
*Huh?*
**[01:12] ---**
That's the town of Kiltyrie!
**[01:13] ---**
*Oh!*
**[01:15] ---**
Come on, let's go!
**[01:16] ---**
*Yeah!*
**[01:18] ---**
*Apologies, gentlemen...*
**[01:19] ---**
*but I'm going one level higher.*
**[01:21] ---**
*We're about to go on a shopping date.*
**[01:24] ---**
*You can at least watch
and learn from my exploits.*
**[03:10] ---**
*It's so lively! What a nice little town!*
**[03:12] ---**
Yes!
**[03:13] ---**
*I was worried you'd stick out,
roaming the streets with a pig in tow...*
**[03:17] ---**
*but those fears were groundless.*
**[03:18] ---**
*It's an isekai,
but I'm only seeing normal animals.*
**[03:21] ---**
*Not a bizarre-looking monster in sight.*
**[03:24] ---**
*Huh?*
**[03:25] ---**
*Is there some kind of event going on?*
**[03:27] ---**
Oh!
**[03:28] ---**
They're holding a festival tonight.
**[03:31] ---**
Mister Pig, you're fond of festivals, I see.
**[03:34] ---**
*I like that out-of-the-ordinary vibe.*
**[03:36] ---**
*Festivals are like that,
and so's traveling.*
**[03:39] ---**
I see.
**[03:41] ---**
"Travel," did you say?
**[03:43] ---**
*Haven't you ever gone on a trip, Jess?*
**[03:45] ---**
No, not once.
**[03:46] ---**
*So, going to the royal capital
will be your first-ever trip?*
**[03:52] ---**
Yes.
**[03:53] ---**
*That's something to look forward to!*
**[03:56] ---**
Yes.
**[03:57] ---**
Something... to look forward to, right?
**[03:59] ---**
*Oink.*
**[04:02] ---**
*Huh?*
**[04:04] ---**
*Jess, what kind of shop is that?*
**[04:08] ---**
Oh, that's a rista shop.
**[04:10] ---**
That's where I always buy them.
**[04:12] ---**
*That's some hard-core security there.*
**[04:15] ---**
Yes.
**[04:16] ---**
Because ristae are very expensive.
**[04:27] ---**
*Hey, Jess...*
**[04:28] ---**
*What did you come here for, exactly?*
**[04:30] ---**
There are all kinds of reasons, you see...
**[04:32] ---**
*Please, stay close to me, will you?*
**[04:36] ---**
*What was that?*
**[04:37] ---**
*Yethmas aren't just able
to read people's minds.*
**[04:40] ---**
*We can also communicate
our own inner thoughts.*
**[04:43] ---**
*I believe it would be better
not to speak out loud that much here.*
**[04:47] ---**
*I see. Huh?*
**[04:49] ---**
*Hold up a second!*
**[04:51] ---**
*In no way is this any place
for a girl to come alone!*
**[04:55] ---**
*As long as I have this, I'll be fine.*
**[04:57] ---**
*What is that?*
**[04:58] ---**
*If they see this House Kiltyrin crest...*
**[05:01] ---**
*no one will even think of attacking me.*
**[05:04] ---**
*Doesn't that mean that without it,
you'd have to worry about being attacked?*
**[05:08] ---**
*If it comes to that, I mean.*
**[05:10] ---**
*And anyway, I have you, Mister Pig!*
**[05:13] ---**
*Not a lot I can do in a pig's body, though.*
**[05:16] ---**
*Fine! I'll be your guard!*
**[05:18] ---**
*Thank you very much!*
**[05:24] ---**
Little Miss Yethma!
**[05:26] ---**
*Huh?*
**[05:26] ---**
If you've come here all by yourself,
you must be doing some covert shopping.
**[05:30] ---**
Is this what you want?
**[05:33] ---**
Black ristae, three for 400 golts.
**[05:36] ---**
That's a bargain!
**[05:38] ---**
At that price?
**[05:40] ---**
They're all you need
to make wishes come true!
**[05:43] ---**
You can't get them for this price
anywhere else.
**[05:47] ---**
But I'm sorry...
**[05:48] ---**
I don't have 400.
**[05:51] ---**
How much will just one cost?
**[05:54] ---**
One, huh?
**[05:55] ---**
I can give you one for 150 golts.
**[05:59] ---**
*Huh?*
**[06:00] ---**
I can pay you 150 golts.
**[06:02] ---**
*Hey, Jess...*
**[06:04] ---**
*You told me that Yethmas used
black ristae for prayer.*
**[06:07] ---**
*How many would you need for one session?*
**[06:09] ---**
*What?*
**[06:10] ---**
*One would be enough.*
**[06:12] ---**
*Is there ever any leftover magic power
after a wish has been granted?*
**[06:15] ---**
*Yes, usually there's some left over.*
**[06:18] ---**
Hey, young miss, what's the problem?
**[06:20] ---**
*Jess, pretend you're chasing after me
and follow my lead!*
**[06:25] ---**
Oh...
**[06:26] ---**
I'm so sorry!
**[06:27] ---**
Hey! Miss!
**[06:32] ---**
Um...
**[06:33] ---**
What just happened, exactly?
**[06:35] ---**
*Jess, you'd better not buy
any ristae from that man.*
**[06:39] ---**
But why not?
**[06:40] ---**
*Those ristae are all probably used,
with just some dregs left over.*
**[06:44] ---**
*One black rista
is all you need to grant a wish.*
**[06:47] ---**
*Isn't that what you told me?*
**[06:49] ---**
*But that guy said,
"Three for 400 golts.*
**[06:52] ---**
*They're all you need
to make wishes come true."*
**[06:55] ---**
Right.
**[06:56] ---**
That's true, with three,
you could make lots of wishes come true.
**[07:00] ---**
*Don't give it such a positive spin!*
**[07:02] ---**
*What he meant was, with three of them,
you might make one wish come true.*
**[07:08] ---**
*Think about it.*
**[07:10] ---**
*A Yethma who has to buy
black ristae in a place like that...*
**[07:13] ---**
*normally wouldn't shop in one of those places
on the main road, would she?*
**[07:17] ---**
You're probably right.
**[07:19] ---**
In fact, not many houses own black ristae
in the first place.
**[07:24] ---**
*If the customer was someone
who'd never used a real black rista,*
**[07:27] ---**
*you wouldn't get caught
selling her shoddy goods.*
**[07:30] ---**
*You can read my mind, can't you?*
**[07:32] ---**
*The instant he saw your corset,
he started acting totally sketchy.*
**[07:37] ---**
Yes.
**[07:38] ---**
It did seem like he was uncomfortable
about something...
**[07:41] ---**
but I couldn't hear his thoughts
in more detail.
**[07:45] ---**
*Still, that guy's doing business
with Yethmas who can read his mind.*
**[07:50] ---**
*He's probably being careful
not to transmit his evil intentions.*
**[07:53] ---**
*I guess he realized
you were a Yethma from House Kiltyrin.*
**[07:59] ---**
*That you might be a Yethma
who's handled real black ristae before.*
**[08:05] ---**
*So if he sold you inferior goods...*
**[08:07] ---**
*word of his shameful shenanigans
could reach your masters, House Kiltyrin.*
**[08:11] ---**
*That must've made him wary.*
**[08:13] ---**
Oh, so that's what was going on.
**[08:15] ---**
I thought they were quite cheap.
**[08:18] ---**
*How much is one normally?*
**[08:20] ---**
At the shop I usually buy them from...
**[08:22] ---**
one costs 600 golts.
**[08:24] ---**
*Hey, come on!
That should've tipped you off right there!*
**[08:27] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[08:28] ---**
Since he'd been kind enough to call out to me,
I felt bad about suspecting him.
**[08:33] ---**
*No, that was my monologue just now.*
**[08:35] ---**
*Ignore it.*
**[08:36] ---**
Oh, you're right! Sorry about that.
**[08:39] ---**
*Still, I already knew you were too nice...*
**[08:42] ---**
*but this is next-level.*
**[08:44] ---**
Um...
**[08:45] ---**
Mister Pig...
**[08:46] ---**
*Huh?*
**[08:46] ---**
Thank you very much!
**[08:49] ---**
If it hadn't been for you, Mister Pig,
**[08:50] ---**
I would've been swindled
out of my precious money.
**[08:53] ---**
*Hey, don't mention it!*
**[08:55] ---**
*But be on the alert from now on!*
**[08:57] ---**
*Anyone who offers you a huge discount
usually only has his own profit in mind.*
**[09:05] ---**
*Huh?*
**[09:07] ---**
Right.
**[09:11] ---**
*Hey, by the way...*
**[09:12] ---**
*why were you secretly trying
to buy a black rista anyway, Jess?*
**[09:20] ---**
Um...
**[09:21] ---**
Can't I say it's a secret
and leave it at that?
**[09:26] ---**
*When I was in the pigpen, I couldn't
understand what you were saying.*
**[09:30] ---**
*And I hadn't yet adapted
to being in a pig's body.*
**[09:32] ---**
*But ever since I woke up in your room,
I could understand what you were saying,*
**[09:36] ---**
*my eyesight went back to normal,
and I could walk on all fours.*
**[09:39] ---**
*You told me you'd done
everything you could...*
**[09:42] ---**
*but what was it that you did for me?*
**[09:44] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[09:46] ---**
If I've annoyed you—
**[09:47] ---**
*You haven't annoyed me!*
**[09:49] ---**
*But just let me ask you this.*
**[09:51] ---**
*Jess, you used a black rista from House Kiltyrin
without permission to heal me, right?*
**[09:57] ---**
That's right.
**[09:58] ---**
*And so you had to use
your own money to replace it.*
**[10:01] ---**
Yes.
**[10:03] ---**
I'd just been reprimanded
for using a yellow rista without permission,
**[10:06] ---**
so a black rista on top of that
would have been...
**[10:09] ---**
*You must've used
that yellow rista on me, too.*
**[10:14] ---**
*You couldn't have carried me
up to the third floor on your own.*
**[10:18] ---**
*So it was all for my sake, huh?*
**[10:21] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[10:23] ---**
Everything I did, I did on my own.
**[10:26] ---**
And now I've dragged you into it,
too, Mister Pig.
**[10:29] ---**
*Why are you crying?*
**[10:31] ---**
*Look at all you did for me!
Are you feeling bad about that?*
**[10:36] ---**
*I can't believe how kind this girl is.*
**[10:38] ---**
*Because she's too kind... Just too kind...*
**[10:41] ---**
*I owe her way more
than I could ever repay as a pig.*
**[10:51] ---**
*I can't even stroke her head
with my pig feet!*
**[10:58] ---**
*Thanks, Jess.*
**[10:59] ---**
*You didn't do anything wrong.*
**[11:01] ---**
*If you did make any mistake,*
**[11:04] ---**
*it was to get involved in trouble with a human
who'd been turned into a pig! That's it!*
**[11:09] ---**
You're no trouble at all. Please...
**[11:11] ---**
*There's no reason for you to cry, Jess.*
**[11:13] ---**
*Don't let me see you like that.
Try not to for my sake.*
**[11:19] ---**
Right.
**[11:21] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[11:26] ---**
*You finally smiled for me, huh?*
**[11:29] ---**
*No.*
**[11:30] ---**
*You were only trying to make
something happen because I'd asked you to.*
**[11:34] ---**
*We can't waste any more time!*
**[11:36] ---**
*I have to pay you back, Jess.*
**[11:42] ---**
*You always buy ristae
at that shop, right, Jess?*
**[11:45] ---**
Yes.
**[11:46] ---**
The shopkeeper, Mister Kilins,
always treats me kindly.
**[11:50] ---**
*Jess, have you ever done
something called "haggling"?*
**[11:54] ---**
Um...
**[11:55] ---**
No.
**[11:56] ---**
It would be terrible
to cause the shop to suffer any losses.
**[12:00] ---**
*But just having you shop there
must bring in huge profits for them, too.*
**[12:05] ---**
*I'm sure they'd be happy
to show you a little kindness.*
**[12:08] ---**
Is that how it works, I wonder.
**[12:10] ---**
*Yes, for sure! Let's just go in!*
**[12:21] ---**
Well, hello, Jess!
**[12:23] ---**
Hey...
**[12:23] ---**
I don't usually see you with that one.
**[12:25] ---**
Hello, Mister Kilins.
**[12:28] ---**
So, which rista will it be today?
**[12:30] ---**
Um, well...
**[12:33] ---**
*Jess, just say exactly what I tell you to.*
**[12:36] ---**
*Can you handle that?*
**[12:39] ---**
*Start off by telling him
that you'd like a black rista.*
**[12:43] ---**
Um...
**[12:44] ---**
I'd like one black rista
for my personal use.
**[12:47] ---**
What, again?
**[12:49] ---**
I'm pretty sure I sold you one
for your personal use just the other day.
**[12:53] ---**
You already need another one?
**[12:55] ---**
*Huh?*
**[12:56] ---**
Yes. I need another one now.
**[12:59] ---**
Well, I don't think a Yethma could afford
to buy them so frequently.
**[13:04] ---**
Well...
**[13:05] ---**
But hey... as long as you can pay,
it's fine by me.
**[13:09] ---**
That will be 600 golts.
**[13:11] ---**
*Be honest and tell him
how much you have.*
**[13:13] ---**
The thing is, I only have 200.
**[13:16] ---**
200 golts?
**[13:18] ---**
What are you going to do
about the other 400?
**[13:21] ---**
*Say, "I really need it,
so could you please lower the price?"*
**[13:27] ---**
I really need it.
**[13:29] ---**
Would you be so kind
as to lower the price?
**[13:31] ---**
No, that's not happening.
**[13:33] ---**
You're not buying this one
for House Kiltyrin, are you now?
**[13:36] ---**
Why should I have to give
a Yethma a discount?
**[13:39] ---**
*This is blatant discrimination!*
**[13:42] ---**
*Jess told me this old guy was nice to her...*
**[13:45] ---**
*but it's so obvious they have
a deep-seated prejudice against Yethmas!*
**[13:49] ---**
Um...
**[13:50] ---**
I'm sorry...
**[13:51] ---**
I...
**[13:54] ---**
*Jess...*
**[13:55] ---**
*When do you need that black rista by?*
**[13:58] ---**
Actually...
**[13:59] ---**
by tomorrow.
**[14:01] ---**
I have to have one before I leave
for the royal capital tomorrow morning.
**[14:05] ---**
Or I'll be forced to go on the run as a thief.
**[14:08] ---**
*So, that's why you went
to that place to buy a rista?*
**[14:12] ---**
*How long would it take to earn enough
to make up the deficit for a real rista?*
**[14:17] ---**
Let's see. Normally it would take one
at least 20 days, I think.
**[14:21] ---**
*That much money?*
**[14:23] ---**
*How do the other Yethmas
in that back alley raise it?*
**[14:27] ---**
If they don't have
enough allowance to cover it...
**[14:30] ---**
they, uh...
**[14:32] ---**
sell it.
**[14:34] ---**
*Huh? What do they sell?*
**[14:37] ---**
Their sexual organs.
**[14:40] ---**
*Wait, d-does that mean...*
**[14:43] ---**
*they sell their bodies?*
**[14:45] ---**
Yes.
**[14:46] ---**
That's another way of putting it.
**[14:48] ---**
*No way am I going to let you do that, Jess!*
**[14:52] ---**
*Leave it to me!*
**[14:53] ---**
*I've got an idea!*
**[14:57] ---**
*Tell him you're offering this pig, too!*
**[15:00] ---**
*You're going to sell me!*
**[15:01] ---**
*Use your 200 golts and me
to buy that rista!*
**[15:03] ---**
*But—*
**[15:04] ---**
*Don't worry.*
**[15:05] ---**
*I'm no ordinary pig.*
**[15:07] ---**
*I'm going to find my chance no matter what
to make a run for it.*
**[15:09] ---**
*So go on and say it.*
**[15:12] ---**
What's the matter?
**[15:14] ---**
There's nothing I can do for you
if you don't speak up.
**[15:16] ---**
*Jess!*
**[15:18] ---**
*Do it for my sake, too!*
**[15:22] ---**
Um...
**[15:23] ---**
In addition to my 200 golts,
I'll give you this pig, as well.
**[15:27] ---**
Would you please sell me
a black rista for that?
**[15:30] ---**
But that's livestock belonging
to House Kiltyrin, right? That won't do.
**[15:35] ---**
*"This pig was supposed to be culled,
but I secretly raised him.*
**[15:38] ---**
*So, he doesn't belong to House Kiltyrin anymore.
And he can do tricks, too!"*
**[15:42] ---**
*Tell him that.*
**[15:43] ---**
I've been secretly raising this piglet
that was supposed to be culled.
**[15:48] ---**
He no longer belongs to House Kiltyrin.
**[15:50] ---**
Also...
**[15:51] ---**
he can do tricks!
**[15:53] ---**
Tricks?
**[15:56] ---**
All right.
**[15:57] ---**
Then, let's see him do one.
**[16:05] ---**
*I have no idea what I should do!*
**[16:07] ---**
*Tell me to do something!*
**[16:11] ---**
Mister Pig! Please dance!
**[16:13] ---**
*Huh? Dance?*
**[16:15] ---**
*That's a tall order
for a scrawny four-eyed guy...*
**[16:19] ---**
*but I have to do it!*
**[16:39] ---**
PIG
**[16:51] ---**
PIG
**[16:52] ---**
*Ah...*
**[16:53] ---**
*Too glorious for words, huh?*
**[16:55] ---**
*Okay!*
**[16:57] ---**
PIG
**[16:58] ---**
*Yeah!*
**[16:58] ---**
*Okay!*
**[16:59] ---**
*Yes!*
**[17:01] ---**
*Cool!*
**[17:02] ---**
*Yes!*
**[17:02] ---**
*Perfect!*
**[17:04] ---**
*Okay!*
**[17:04] ---**
*Yeah!*
**[17:05] ---**
*Cool!*
**[17:06] ---**
*Great!*
**[17:08] ---**
*Cool!*
**[17:09] ---**
*Okay!*
**[17:10] ---**
*Yes!*
**[17:11] ---**
*Great!*
**[17:12] ---**
*Okay!*
**[17:13] ---**
Oh, man!
**[17:14] ---**
That's enough!
**[17:15] ---**
PIG
**[17:16] ---**
*Yeah!*
**[17:16] ---**
*Okay!*
**[17:18] ---**
*Perfect!*
**[17:18] ---**
*Yes!*
**[17:20] ---**
Make him stop now!
**[17:22] ---**
I can't breathe!
**[17:23] ---**
PIG
**[17:24] ---**
*Okay!*
**[17:25] ---**
*Yes!*
**[17:26] ---**
*Yeah!*
**[17:27] ---**
*Cool!*
**[17:28] ---**
*Great!*
**[17:29] ---**
*Perfect!*
**[17:30] ---**
M-Mister Pig...
**[17:32] ---**
You can stop now.
**[17:33] ---**
*Huh?*
**[17:33] ---**
PIG
**[17:34] ---**
*Okay!*
**[17:35] ---**
*Are you sure I can stop?*
**[17:36] ---**
*Yes!*
**[17:37] ---**
*Yeah!*
**[17:38] ---**
*Cool!*
**[17:39] ---**
*Great!*
**[17:40] ---**
*All right, I'm gonna finish with a bang!*
**[17:52] ---**
*Perfect!*
**[18:00] ---**
Amazing! That was amazing!
**[18:03] ---**
Hey, Jess...
**[18:04] ---**
You're really going to sell me
a pig like that?
**[18:06] ---**
*This is great!*
**[18:08] ---**
*Say yes!*
**[18:09] ---**
Y-Yes.
**[18:10] ---**
Hey, did you see those moves he made?
Like an injured heckripon!
**[18:15] ---**
*Heckripon? I'm not sure what he means,
but it sounds like he's mocking me!*
**[18:22] ---**
Man, I'm thrilled!
**[18:24] ---**
All right, Jess,
you can keep your 200 golts!
**[18:27] ---**
I'll trade you a black rista for him!
**[18:30] ---**
*Hey, how generous is that!*
**[18:32] ---**
I'm putting on a show
during tonight's festival.
**[18:35] ---**
And I bet I can make a killing
if I use this pig!
**[18:38] ---**
*Tonight, huh?*
**[18:39] ---**
*If I run off before he makes his killing,
he'll turn his rage onto Jess!*
**[18:44] ---**
*Not good! I need a plan!*
**[18:46] ---**
Um, about the festival...
Please let me help you with that, too!
**[18:50] ---**
*Hey, Jess! Hold up! If you do that—*
**[18:53] ---**
I'm the one who raised Mister Pig.
**[18:55] ---**
I'd like to see him make his mark.
**[18:58] ---**
I'll serve you free of charge.
**[19:00] ---**
*I didn't want to create a situation
that would throw suspicion on Jess.*
**[19:04] ---**
Of course.
**[19:06] ---**
But what about your work
for House Kiltyrin?
**[19:09] ---**
If they were to reproach me for this,
I couldn't hope to stay in business.
**[19:13] ---**
It's all right.
**[19:15] ---**
You see, another Yethma is coming
to replace me tonight.
**[19:21] ---**
Is that right?
**[19:22] ---**
So, the time has come already, huh?
**[19:25] ---**
*Huh?*
**[19:26] ---**
I see. That's why you're selling the pig.
**[19:29] ---**
Right, gotcha.
**[19:30] ---**
I'll arrange the schedule
so you can see the show, so help me out.
**[19:34] ---**
Thank you very much!
**[19:35] ---**
All right, come to the town plaza
by sundown, then.
**[19:39] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[19:40] ---**
I'm sorry, Mister Pig.
**[19:42] ---**
For settling things without asking you.
**[19:44] ---**
*Hey, no problem!*
**[19:45] ---**
*Just make sure you don't help me escape.*
**[19:48] ---**
*I can't let them start suspecting you.*
**[19:51] ---**
*Will you be okay?*
**[19:53] ---**
*Sure. Who do you think I am?*
**[19:56] ---**
*I'm the dirty scrawny four-eyed virgin.*
**[19:58] ---**
*It just won't do for you
to underestimate me.*
**[20:01] ---**
Here you go. My parting gift.
**[20:02] ---**
Thank you very much!
**[20:04] ---**
This is such great help to me!
**[20:06] ---**
All right, I'll be back
after I've run some errands.
**[20:09] ---**
Sure thing. I'm counting on you!
**[20:11] ---**
*Okay, Mister Pig.*
**[20:12] ---**
*I'll see you at the festival!*
**[20:14] ---**
*Sure! See you!*
**[20:28] ---**
*Now then, what am I going to do? Huh?*
**[20:32] ---**
Sorry, but you'll have to sit still
like a good boy for now...
**[20:35] ---**
Mister Pig.
**[20:36] ---**
Even a Pig Will Dance
If You Flatter Them Enough
**[20:43] ---**
*So, we've got the black rista in hand,
but next up is the escape mission, huh?*
**[20:48] ---**
*I sure did put on a show for Jess...*
**[20:50] ---**
*but what should I do now?*
**[20:52] ---**
Mister Pig!
**[20:53] ---**
*Huh?*
**[20:55] ---**
*Whoa!*
**[20:56] ---**
*You're in a maid's outfit!*
**[20:59] ---**
*Now, if you were to call me "Master"
while dressed like that...*
**[21:01] ---**
*I'd be like, "Oink, oink, oink!"*
**[21:04] ---**
*Huh?*
**[21:05] ---**
Hmm?
**[21:06] ---**
Oh, you mean these.
**[21:10] ---**
I thought you might be hungry,
so I brought these for you.
**[21:16] ---**
Please go ahead and eat them...
**[21:19] ---**
M-Master.
**[21:22] ---**
*Oink!*
**[21:23] ---**
*Thank you!*
**[21:24] ---**
*I shall partake!*
**[21:27] ---**
*Mmm, these sure are tasty!*
**[21:29] ---**
*I owe you big time!*
**[21:30] ---**
*Jess, let's decide on a place to meet
after I've escaped.*
**[21:35] ---**
*A place to meet?*
**[21:38] ---**
*Let's see.*
**[21:40] ---**
*Where should it be?*
**[21:41] ---**
*Are you going back to House Kiltyrin
after the festival?*
**[21:46] ---**
*Yes.*
**[21:47] ---**
*Since I have to prepare for my trip.*
**[21:49] ---**
*Then, how about that spot under the big tree
you took me to this morning?*
**[21:53] ---**
*I'll figure something out by daybreak.*
**[21:55] ---**
*So, come to that spot
when the sun starts rising.*
**[22:00] ---**
*Understood.*
**[22:01] ---**
*Don't worry, Jess.*
**[22:03] ---**
*Who do you think I am?*
**[22:06] ---**
*You're Mister Dirty Scrawny
Four-eyed Virgin, right?*
**[22:09] ---**
*Not that that's my name.*
**[22:12] ---**
*Right.*
**[22:13] ---**
*Don't you underestimate me!*
**[22:14] ---**
*I'll bust out, no matter what!*
**[22:16] ---**
*So don't worry about a thing!*
**[22:18] ---**
*Understood.*
**[22:19] ---**
*Then I'll trust you!*