E5 - Episode 5

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[00:03] HARUTO
    Mom said I can spend money on my game if
    I get at least a 90 on the cram school test.
[00:09] HARUTO
    You have to spend to get
    the items you really want.
[00:17] CUTEGIRL
    Good morning!
[00:18] GIRL1
    Morning.
[00:20] GIRL2
    Morning.
[00:21] GIRL2
    You're wearing another cute outfit.
[00:22] CUTEGIRL
    Oh, come on.
[00:22] GIRL2
    I mean it!
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[01:58] TERUKO
    Mornin'.
[01:59] MIRA
    Good morning.
[02:00] SHOKICHI
    Morning.
[02:02] MIRATERUKO
    Let's eat.
[02:10] SHOKICHI
    Here. It's lacking flavor, huh?
[02:12] TERUKO
    Right? I thought my taste buds
    had died or something.
[02:15] TERUKO
    Freaked me out!
[02:16] MIRA
    Did Miyasaka-san make this?
[02:19] SHOKICHI
    Of course.
[02:23] MIRA
    I wonder if something's wrong.
[02:25] SHOKICHI
    Oh, something's wrong, all right. With him.
[02:31] TERUKA
    Whatcha doing?
[02:33] TAKUMI
    Drying the squid we got from a neighbor.
[02:37] TAKUMI
    A tentalizing surfeit of squid for supper...
[02:40] TAKUMI
    Ink about it.
[02:42] TAKUMI
    Are you a squid?
[02:44] TAKUMI
    Inkdubitably!
[02:50] TERUKO
    What's he kraken up for?
[02:52] SHOKICHI
    Something must've shook him to his very core.
[03:04] TERUKO
    Isn't this girl inkredibly cute?
[03:07] TAKUMI
    Huh? Is this you, Matsubara-san?
[03:09] TERUKO
    I didn't mean me.
[03:12] TERUKO
    Her. She's in the same department
    as me at my dispatch job.
[03:15] TERUKO
    She got out of a relationship three months
    ago and is looking for a boyfriend.
[03:19] TERUKO
    Her hobby's eating out,
    and she likes normal people.
[03:23] TERUKO
    Do you dislike short hair?
[03:25] TAKUMI
    I love it!
[03:26] TERUKO
    Okay. Then I'll arrange something
    where you can meet up and drink.
[03:29] TERUKO
    You're paying.
[03:31] TERUKO
    When are you free?
    Oh, wait, you're unemployed.
[03:34] TAKUMI
    I'm not in the right frame of mind for that.
[03:36] TERUKO
    For what?
[03:38] TAKUMI
    For dating and stuff...
[03:41] TERUKO
    "For dating and stuff..."
[03:44] TERUKO
    Quit acting like you're too cool for this.
[03:46] TAKUMI
    I'm not, though.
[03:48] TERUKO
    Your mental state affects your cooking,
[03:51] TERUKO
    so I can't have you pining over
    a hopeless love.
[03:54] TAKUMI
    "Hopeless"?
[03:56] TERUKO
    It is, considering Mira-chan
    has such a go-getter fiancé.
[03:59] TAKUMI
    Mira-san herself said Shoin-san
    was just a friend and not her fiancé.
[04:04] TERUKO
    And how about you?
[04:06] TERUKO
    Do you honestly believe that?
[04:09] TERUKO
    That they're just friends?
[04:14] TERUKO
    You love short hair, right?
    She's a really nice girl.
[04:18] TAKUMI
    What are you plotting?
[04:21] TERUKO
    Huh?
[04:21] TAKUMI
    Wait, I know!
[04:23] TAKUMI
    You say it's a date, but I'll find myself
    in a party with pretentious know-it-alls.
[04:27] TAKUMI
    And before I know it, all my money,
    time, and energy will be gone!
[04:31] TERUKO
    Excuse me?
[04:31] TAKUMI
    Close shave.
[04:33] TAKUMI
    I nearly got dragged into a shady
    networking referrals scam.
[04:37] TAKUMI
    How inkredibly devious.
[04:39] TAKUMI
    Time to squidaddle.
[04:42] TERUKO
    Is this dude okay?
[04:46] MIRA
    Miyasaka-san.
[04:48] MIRA
    Is something wrong?
[04:50] MIRA
    Today's breakfast was completely
    unlike your usual cooking.
[04:54] MIRA
    I was worried you might be sick.
[04:57] TAKUMI
    No, I'm perfectly fine.
[05:00] MIRA
    Really?
[05:02] TAKUMI
    Was breakfast really that awful?
[05:05] MIRA
    Huh?
[05:06] MIRA
    Oh, uh...
[05:08] TAKUMI
    I'm a pathetic excuse for a chef.
[05:13] MIRA
    Ah...
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[05:25] (Flashback) MIRA
    I love the breakfasts you make
    more than anything in the universe.
[05:31] (Flashback) MIRA
    I love the breakfasts you make
    more than anything in the universe.
[05:37] MIRA
    I love the breakfasts you make
    more than anything in the universe,
[05:41] MIRA
    but I hate you, Miyasaka-san.
[05:45] TAKUMI
    No, this won't do!
[05:48] TAKUMI
    Empty your mind and focus on the ingredients.
[05:51] TAKUMI
    Go back to the basics and start with prep work.
[05:53] TAKUMI
    My skills are at risk of getting rusty.
[05:55] TAKUMI
    I need to take cooking seriously!
[05:58] TAKUMI
    I have to find a job, and fast.
[06:00] TAKUMI
    I guess I should move out once I do.
[06:03] TAKUMI
    Mira-san only likes
    the breakfasts I make, after all.
[06:10] TAKUMI
    What am I doing?!
[06:17] TAKUMI
    Mira-san...
[06:28] MIRA
    I wonder what's gotten into Miyasaka-san.
[06:31] SHOIN
    Miyasaka-san? Is that the cook
    who went to Enoshima with us?
[06:36] MIRA
    The breakfasts he makes are truly wonderful.
[06:39] MIRA
    Natto, miso soup, grilled fish,
    rolled omelets, beans'n'rice,
[06:43] MIRA
    eggs and spinach sandwiches, salmon
    and cream cheese bagel sandwiches...
[06:47] MIRA
    Oh, can't forget to mention
    the miso-simmered mackerel!
[06:51] MIRA
    They're all so good.
[06:52] MIRA
    Have you ever had miso-simmered
    mackerel, Shoin?
[06:58] SHOIN
    You've got some on your face.
[07:02] SHOIN
    Can't say I have.
[07:04] MIRA
    Then come over for breakfast sometime.
[07:07] MIRA
    I'll ask Miyasaka-san to make it for you.
[07:10] SHOIN
    You've changed, Mira.
[07:13] SHOIN
    You seem to be having a lot more fun
    than back on Planet Wid.
[07:17] MIRA
    You think so?
[07:19] SHOIN
    We must find the key and return to Wid.
[07:22] SHOIN
    All Widi are eagerly awaiting your return.
[07:26] MIRA
    Yes, I know.
[07:28] SHOIN
    And you?
[07:30] SHOIN
    Are you hoping to go home to Planet Wid?
[07:33] MIRA
    Of course! I want to go home
    as soon as possible, obviously!
[07:45] NAOSUKE
    I need to make sure Miyasaka Takumi
    stays far away from Mira.
[08:03] NAOSUKE
    Are you in love with him?
[08:09] NAOSUKE
    Miyasaka-kun said he loves
    girls with short hair.
[08:21] NAOSUKE
    I was hoping she and Miyasaka Takumi
    would get together,
[08:25] NAOSUKE
    but I guess it's not that easy.
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[08:28] TOMIHIRO
    I'm home.
[08:30] REN
    Welcome back.
[08:31] TOMIHIRO
    I got us gyoza.
[08:32] REN
    Cool.
[08:35] TOMIHIRO
    Where are you going?
[08:36] REN
    Just outside.
[08:50] REN
    I already know you're no dog.
[08:59] REN
    Will I get what I really want if I spend?
[09:39] SHOKICHI
    Wow, that looks good.
[09:42] SHOKICHI
    That's a lot of potato salad, though.
[09:46] TAKUMI
    I went too hard peeling potatoes.
[09:49] TAKUMI
    How about a drink, Yamashita-san?
[09:51] SHOKICHI
    Sounds good.
[09:53] TAKUMI
    Oh, Wakabayashi-san, care to join us?
[09:55] SHOKICHI
    We have Miyasaka-kun's overnight dried squid.
[09:59] TAKUMI
    There's also potato salad
    with homemade salted squid...
[10:06] TAKUMI
    What's the matter?
[10:08] TOMOHIRO
    Let's say you find a boy hiding a magazine.
    What would you think it was?
[10:12] SHOKICHI
    A porn mag.
[10:13] TOMIHIRO
    You think so too?
[10:15] TAKUMI
    Wait, is this about Ren-kun?
[10:17] TAKUMI
    Kids these days don't look at porn mags.
[10:20] TOMIHIRO
    Shh. Pipe down.
[10:22] TOMIHIRO
    This is a delicate matter.
[10:26] TAKUMI
    Yeah, no way it's a porn mag!
[10:29] TAKUMI
    The internet is filled with all the porn
    you could want, just a click away!
[10:33] TAKUMI
    Nobody would waste time looking at porn mags!
[10:36] SHOKICHI
    Whatever it is, I suppose he's grown old
    enough to take an interest in these things.
[10:42] TAKUMI
    Speaking of which, back in Enoshima, Ren-kun...
[10:46] TOMIHIRO
    Oh? What about Enoshima?
[10:48] TAKUMI
    It's nothing.
[10:49] TOMIHIRO
    Whoa, hold up!
[10:50] TOMIHIRO
    You can't just leave me
    hanging like that! What was it?
[10:54] TAKUMI
    Well, uh...
[10:56] TAKUMI
    Ren-kun was staring at a girl in his class.
[11:00] (Flashback) TAKUMI
    She's cute. Do you like her?
[11:03] (Flashback) REN
    It's not like that!
[11:05] TAKUMI
    It sure looked like his first love to me.
[11:09] TAKUMI
    Now, that's a really delicate matter.
    Don't make fun of it, Wakabayashi-san.
[11:12] SHOKICHI
    Maybe they're boyfriend and girlfriend already.
[11:15] TAKUMI
    Oh, please.
[11:16] SHOKICHI
    You never know with kids these days.
[11:19] TOMIHIRO
    The birds and the bees...
[11:21] REN
    Pops.
[11:23] TOMIHIRO
    Oh, Ren, what is it?
[11:26] REN
    I'm taking my bath.
[11:28] TOMIHIRO
    Yes, you do that.
[11:30] REN
    Don't drink too much.
[11:39] TAKUMI
    Wakabayashi-san?
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    No peeping, naughty!
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[11:59] TAKUMI
    What are you doing?
[12:03] TAKUMI
    What? Are you seriously going to look?
[12:05] TOMIHIRO
    You look, then.
[12:06] TAKUMI
    No way. I'm not his dad.
[12:08] TOMIHIRO
    That's what makes it okay!
[12:10] TAKUMI
    I don't wanna!
[12:12] TOMIHIRO
    Shokichi-san, then!
[12:14] SHOKICHI
    I don't want Ren to hate me!
[12:27] TAKUMI
    Oh, Nanamiy?
[12:28] SHOKICHI
    Who?
[12:29] TAKUMI
    Don't you know her? Nanase Harumi,
    former idol turned actress.
[12:34] TAKUMI
    Huh... Ren likes Nanamiy, does he?
[12:36] TAKUMI
    Is he into older women?
[12:38] TOMIHIRO
    It's your fault for bringing up porn mags,
    the birds and the bees, and relationships.
[12:44] TAKUMI
    I didn't, though.
[12:46] TOMIHIRO
    I see! So he likes Nanamiy, huh?
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[13:01] SHOKICHI
    Why is this skirt circled?
[13:12] MIRA
    What's wrong?
[13:13] REN
    Squid!
[13:14] MIRA
    Squid?
[13:15] TAKUMI
    What's happening?
[13:17] REN
    Like I said, squid!
[13:18] REN
    Pops, a squid came flying and went boom!
[13:20] TOMIHIRO
    Whoa, calm down!
[13:26] REN
    Squid!
[13:37] TOMIHIRO
    Miyasaka-kun, you weren't thorough
    enough with your squid.
[13:40] TAKUMI
    That's weird. I thought I cleaned
    and prepped all of them.
[13:44] TOMIHIRO
    Well, that's one case closed.
[13:47] TERUKO
    Nothing's closed yet.
[13:51] TOMIHIRO
    What?
[13:54] TOMIHIRO
    We are terribly sorry!
[13:57] TERUKO
    Stealing underwear is a crime, you know?
[14:00] REN
    You're wrong.
[14:01] TERUKO
    No, I'm not.
[14:03] REN
    I don't care about underwear...
[14:04] TOMIHIRO
    Sorry! It seems Ren is into Nanamiy!
[14:07] TERUKO
    Nanamiy?
[14:11] TERUKO
    I believe he's taken a liking to you,
    since you're an idol like her.
[14:16] REN
    That's not it!
[14:17] TAKUMI
    Yeah, Nanamiy and Matsubara-san
    are nothing alike.
[14:22] TERUKO
    Wha?
[14:23] TOMIHIRO
    What, Ren? Are you not into Nanamiy?
[14:26] TERUKO
    Uh, whatever your tastes are,
    stealing underwear is still a crime.
[14:30] TOMIHIRO
    We're terribly sorry!
[14:33] REN
    I'm not an underwear thief!
[14:36] REN
    I...
[14:39] REN
    I just wanted to try wearing a skirt!
[14:44] MIRA
    A skirt?
[14:47] REN
    Even I don't understand why,
[14:50] REN
    but I've always wanted to try
    wearing a nice, colorful skirt.
[14:54] TERUKO
    Okay, but taking someone else's things is bad.
[14:58] REN
    I'm sorry.
[15:00] TERUKO
    I would've let you borrow all
    you wanted if you'd just told me.
[15:03] REN
    Really? It's okay?
[15:04] TERUKO
    Of course.
[15:05] TOMIHIRO
    It is most definitely not okay!
[15:07] REN
    Why?
[15:08] TOMIHIRO
    What if your classmates or the
    neighborhood kids see you in a skirt?
[15:12] TOMIHIRO
    You might get bullied.
[15:14] REN
    Why?
[15:15] TOMIHIRO
    Because you're different.
[15:16] REN
    And? You're unemployed!
    You're nothing like other dads!
[15:20] TOMIHIRO
    That's right!
[15:21] TOMIHIRO
    That's why society treats your unemployed
    father with derision and disdain.
[15:25] TOMIHIRO
    Sadly, our society looks down on and
    ridicules anyone different from the norm.
[15:31] TOMIHIRO
    You don't even have to do
    anything wrong to be targeted.
[15:35] TOMIHIRO
    I refuse to let you experience that.
[15:39] TOMIHIRO
    I made a promise to your mother.
[15:41] TOMIHIRO
    I promised her I would raise you into
    a good boy and make you happy.
[15:48] REN
    Wha? Then find a job, you bum!
[15:51] REN
    You think I'd shut up and listen
    if you brought up Mom?
[15:54] REN
    Why would wearing skirts
    mean I'm not a good boy?!
[15:57] REN
    I know that Scottish bagpipers
    wear skirts too, okay?!
[16:01] TOMIHIRO
    You're way too young for a rebellious phase!
[16:04] TOMIHIRO
    No means no! Shut up and listen to your father!
[16:07] REN
    Nope!
[16:08] REN
    I don't wanna!
[16:10] TOMIHIRO
    No means no!
[16:11] REN
    And I don't like it!
[16:13] TOMIHIRO
    No!
[16:13] REN
    Hate it!
[16:14] TOMIHIRO
    No, no, a big, fat nope!
[16:15] REN
    Stubborn old man!
[16:16] MIRA
    Stop!
[16:20] TOMIHIRO
    Are you okay?
[16:22] MIRA
    What if Ren-kun can wear skirts,
    but only at home?
[16:26] REN
    Only at home?
[16:28] MIRA
    Right.
[16:29] MIRA
    I've also lived my life worrying
    about what people might think,
[16:33] MIRA
    dressing "well," and making
    all the "right" choices.
[16:36] MIRA
    And I always thought that was
    how it was for everyone.
[16:39] MIRA
    But since I came to Astro Lodge,
[16:41] MIRA
    I've realized just how liberating it is
    to do the things you like.
[16:47] MIRA
    So I want to make Astro Lodge a place
[16:50] MIRA
    where its residents can dress
    as they like, do what they like,
[16:55] MIRA
    and still feel right at home.
[16:58] MIRA
    Is that all right?
[17:01] TOMIHIRO
    Well, if our landlady says so.
[17:04] REN
    Really?
[17:06] TOMIHIRO
    Only in Astro Lodge, okay?
[17:08] REN
    Let's go!
[17:15] TERUKO
    Nice. It looks great on you.
[17:23] MIRA
    Mmm! Delicious!
[17:36] MYSTERYVOICE
    Commence the operation.
[17:43] AOI
    Miyasaka-san.
[17:50] TAKUMI
    Aoi-chan?
[17:55] TAKUMI
    You cut your hair?
    I almost didn't recognize you.
[17:59] AOI
    Do I look weird?
[18:00] TAKUMI
    Not at all. I think you look great.
[18:06] OBACHAN
    What will I find today?
[18:08] TAKUMI
    Oh, yikes.
[18:10] TAKUMI
    Let's go!
[18:18] TAKUMI
    That old bat talks way too much.
[18:21] TAKUMI
    The moment she spots you, she'll unleash
    an endless barrage of nonsense at you.
[18:25] TAKUMI
    Huh?
[18:31] MIRA
    Miyasaka-san?
[18:34] SHOIN
    What are you doing here?
[18:36] TAKUMI
    Huh? Oh, uh, um...
[18:38] TAKUMI
    No, it's not like we're here
    to use the love hotel.
[18:41] TAKUMI
    We just happened to pass by.
[18:43] MIRA
    "Love hotel"?
[18:44] TAKUMI
    Huh? Isn't this a love hotel?
[18:46] SHOIN
    No, this is my home.
[18:48] TAKUMI
    Huh?
[18:49] MIRA
    Huh?
[18:49] SHOIN
    What's a "love hotel"?
[18:50] MIRA
    Miyasaka-san, what's a love hotel?
[18:53] TAKUMI
    What? Well...
[18:58] SHOIN
    You really thought my home was that
    kind of establishment? How rude!
[19:01] TAKUMI
    Oh, I'm so sorry. I misunderstood badly.
[19:07] TAKUMI
    What is wrong with me?
[19:09] TAKUMI
    I bummed myself out over a total assumption.
[19:11] TAKUMI
    Mira-san wasn't going to a love hotel at all!
[19:14] SHOIN
    Oh, right.
[19:15] SHOIN
    Would you mind if I joined you
    for breakfast sometime?
[19:19] SHOIN
    Mira asked me to come see just how
    delicious Astro Lodge's breakfasts are.
[19:26] SHOIN
    May I?
[19:27] TAKUMI
    Oh, of course.
[19:29] SHOIN
    I look forward to it.
[19:32] TAKUMI
    But they've been all alone in there, right?
    Just the two of them?
[19:37] TAKUMI
    How is that any different from a love hotel?
[19:40] MIRA
    Aoi-chan, I almost didn't recognize you
    because you look so different.
[19:45] MIRA
    This hairstyle suits you. It's very cute.
[19:48] AOI
    Thank you...
[19:51] MIRA
    Miyasaka-san and Aoi-chan
    were holding hands...
[19:56] TAKUMI
    What is Mira-san getting up to with this guy?
[19:59] MIRA
    I wonder what Miyasaka-san
    was doing with Aoi-chan.
[20:06] HARUTO
    I only got an 81 on the cram school test,
    so no in-game spending for me.
[20:11] HARUTO
    What's the big deal, really?
[20:19] REN
    I got the ultimate items
    without spending anything.
[20:23] HARUTO
    What?
[20:24] REN
    Hurry, we're running late.
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[20:42] NAOSUKE
    That squid-like creature wasn't Terran.
[20:46] NAOSUKE
    So it must've been sent by the Hubbies.
[20:50] MIRA
    Yeah.
[20:51] NAOSUKE
    We need to...
[20:52] MIRA
    Yeah.
[20:53] NAOSUKE
    Mira!
[20:55] NAOSUKE
    What's the matter?
    You haven't been yourself lately.
[20:59] NAOSUKE
    You're not even paying
    attention to what I say.
[21:01] MIRA
    I am too.
[21:03] SHOKICHI
    Mira-chan, may I have a moment?
[21:06] MIRA
    Sure.
[21:06] SHOKICHI
    Remember how you asked me if I had
    any photos of Tasuke-san in his youth?
[21:12] MIRA
    Did you find something?
[21:13] SHOKICHI
    This one's probably the oldest one I have.
[21:16] MIRA
    Could I borrow this for a bit?
[21:19] SHOKICHI
    Sure. Go ahead.
[21:23] NAOSUKE
    No way.
[21:25] MIRA
    Is this... Mother?
[21:28] AI
    You've received a letter from Planet Wid.
    The sender is "Adara."
[21:31] MIRA
    Huh?
[21:33] TAKUMI
    Mira-san, it's Miyasaka.
    Sorry, I know this is abrupt.
[21:37] AI
    Commence transfer?
[21:38] TAKUMI
    Can we talk?
[21:39] MIRA
    Yes?
[21:39] AI
    Confirmed. Transfer initiated.
[21:42] AI
    Ten seconds left...
[21:42] MIRA
    What? Oh, no!
[21:44] TAKUMI
    There's something I just have to ask you.
[21:49] TAKUMI
    It's been bothering me so much.
[21:51] TAKUMI
    Huh? This room looks different.
[21:52] MIRA
    What is it?!
[21:55] TAKUMI
    Are you a widow?
[21:58] NAOSUKE
    Miyasaka Takumi! Get out of this room at once!
[22:00] AI
    Transfer complete.
SIGN    The explosive letter was sent by
SIGN    the Queen of Planet Wid, Adara Gotokuji.
SIGN    The veil is lifted on Tasuke and Adara's history...
SIGN    Is the truth behind the story about to be revealed?!