E3 - Episode 3

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[00:00] TAKUMI
    Here.
[00:02] MIRA
    Hey, I've been wanting to watch this!
[00:05] MIRA
    Let's watch it together.
[00:06] TAKUMI
    Huh?
[00:07] SHOIN
    Mira.
[00:15] MIRA
    Shoin?
[00:19] TAKUMI
    Uh...
[00:21] TAKUMI
    Who might you be?
[00:24] SHOIN
    How I've missed you, Mira.
[00:26] MIRA
    I'm so happy to see you, too.
[00:31] SHOIN
    Oh, where are my manners? I am Shoin Ginger.
[00:35] SHOIN
    Mira's fiancé.
[00:36] TAKUMI
    What?!
SIGN    Astro Note
[02:11] MIRA
    Come on, Shoin. What do you mean, "fiancé"?
[02:14] SHOIN
    Hey, when we were kids, you always
    used to say you would marry me.
[02:19] MIRA
    That was so long ago.
[02:22] TAKUMI
    Oh, just kids' talk, huh?
[02:29] MIRA
    Shoin and I grew up together.
[02:31] SHOIN
    It is my pleasure to make your acquaintance.
[02:35] SHOIN
    And thank you for looking after Mira.
[02:37] TAKUMI
    If anything, she's the one looking after me.
[02:40] SHOIN
    You are...?
[02:41] TAKUMI
    Miyasaka Takumi.
    I'm in charge of breakfast here.
[02:45] SHOIN
    Ah, so you're a chef.
[02:48] SHOIN
    And what is your job here?
[02:50] TOMIHIRO
    I have no job!
[02:52] SHOIN
    Huh?
[02:53] TOMIHIRO
    Huh?
[02:55] SHOINTOMIHIRO
    Huh?
[02:57] SHOIN
    Naosuke? Why are you standing like that?
[03:00] MIRA
    Oh!
[03:02] MIRA
    Shoin!
[03:02] MIRA
    It's been so long!
[03:04] MIRA
    We have much to talk about!
    Let's go catch up!
[03:07] MIRA
    To the front we go!
[03:18] REN
    Something reeks.
[03:19] TERUKO
    Yeah, reeks of "more than
    just a childhood friend."
[03:22] TOMIHIRO
    Indeed.
[03:26] SHOIN
    You're keeping your
    Planet Wid origin a secret?!
[03:28] MIRA
    Shh!
[03:29] SHOIN
    Oh, my apologies.
[03:31] NAOSUKE
    We don't want to make the locals panic.
[03:34] NAOSUKE
    I'm not pretending to be a dog
    because I want to, you know.
[03:37] SHOIN
    Then those people earlier were...?
[03:39] MIRA
    The residents of Astro Lodge here.
[03:41] SHOIN
    I assumed they were your servants.
[03:44] NAOSUKE
    So, what did you come all the way
    here from Planet Wid for?
[03:48] NAOSUKE
    Not to sightsee, surely?
[03:51] SHOIN
    Planet Hub has caught on to the fact that
    Wid's next queen is looking for a key here.
[03:56] NAOSUKE
    A spy was here yesterday.
[03:59] SHOIN
    I'm sure there are more on the way.
[04:02] SHOIN
    Have you found the key?
[04:04] MIRA
    Not yet.
[04:05] SHOIN
    Don't worry, Mira. I'll keep you safe.
[04:09] SHOIN
    That's why I'm here.
[04:11] SHOIN
    Let's look for the key together.
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[04:15] MIRA
    I'll walk you.
[04:16] SHOIN
    It's fine.
[04:19] SHOIN
    See you.
[04:20] MIRA
    Yeah.
[04:20] SHOIN
    What was it you mentioned? Dora...
[04:22] MIRA
    Dorayaki.
[04:23] SHOIN
    Ah, yes, dorayaki.
[04:25] MIRA
    Yes, dorayaki.
[04:35] TOMIHIRO
    You holed up awfully long in your room
    together, just the two of you.
[04:38] MIRA
    Naosuke was with us, too.
[04:40] TERUKO
    What did you do?
[04:41] MIRA
    What do you mean, what?
[04:43] TERUKO
    Ah, you did it.
[04:44] TOMIHIRO
    Did the deed.
[04:46] MIRA
    What the heck?
[04:47] TOMIHIRO
    "Ah, yes, dorayaki." What's up with that?
[04:50] MIRA
    Huh? He asked me what
    was good to eat in town,
[04:53] MIRA
    so I told him the dorayaki
    at the arcade is pretty yummy.
[04:56] TERUKO
    Did he come from somewhere with
    no dorayaki? Wait, is he a foreigner?
[05:00] MIRA
    Huh? Uh, I guess.
[05:02] TOMIHIRO
    You said you grew up together.
    Does that mean you're from overseas too?
[05:08] TERUKO
    Where?
[05:12] MIRA
    U... K?
[05:13] TERUKO
    UK? The United Kingdom?!
[05:16] TERUKO
    He's from England?
[05:18] TOMIHIRO
    What's his job? What does he do?
[05:20] MIRA
    Uh, back home, he runs
    a natural energy business.
[05:24] TERUKO
    An entrepreneur?!
[05:25] TOMIHIRO
    How much does he make?
[05:26] TERUKO
    Why'd he come here?
[05:27] TOMIHIRO
    What's his net worth?
[05:30] MIRA
    What's with the interrogation?!
[05:32] MIRA
    Knock it off already!
[05:38] TERUKO
    An Englishman and an entrepreneur.
    Attractive and loaded.
[05:41] TAKUMI
    Wha? What's your point?
[05:43] TOMIHIRO
    I'm sorry for your loss.
[05:47] NAOSUKE
    "I'll keep you safe," my ass.
[05:49] NAOSUKE
    I can't believe how corny he is.
[05:52] MIRA
    You've always been Shoin's harshest critic.
[05:56] NAOSUKE
    I'm just the type of guy who can't
    stand hot, rich, and nice guys.
[06:02] MIRA
    What have you got there?
[06:07] NAOSUKE
    A security camera.
[06:08] NAOSUKE
    You know how breakfast
    keeps going missing lately?
[06:11] MIRA
    Isn't that your doing?
[06:14] NAOSUKE
    I would never stoop so low as to steal
    food off someone else's table!
[06:17] NAOSUKE
    Lies and slander, I say!
[06:19] MIRA
    Then who's doing it?
[06:24] NAOSUKE
    I'm going to find whoever it is with
    this and catch them red-handed.
[06:28] MIRA
    Could it be... a ghost?
[06:30] NAOSUKE
    Wha?
SIGN    The True Horror Stories Series
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[06:32] MIRA
    It seems some spirits stay in
    the mortal realm out of intense regret.
[06:35] MIRA
    The people of Earth call them "ghosts."
[06:37] NAOSUKE
    Where'd you get that book?
[06:39] MIRA
    Ren-kun lent it to me.
[06:41] NAOSUKE
    I get the feeling life on Earth
    is draining your IQ.
[06:45] NAOSUKE
    We must find the key
     and return to Wid at once.
[06:49] MIRA
    Maybe it's Tasuke-san's ghost.
[06:53] NAOSUKE
    Ridiculous.
[06:55] NAOSUKE
    Ghosts can't be real!
[06:57] MIRA
    But what if they are?
[07:02] NAOSUKE
    If it is him, we can ask him
    where the key is. That works out.
[07:14] NAOSUKE
    Around here should be fine.
[07:42] REN
    You're not really a dog, are you?
[07:45] REN
    I know your secret.
[07:48] REN
    Hold it!
[07:58] REN
    Huh?
[08:00] REN
    Naosuke?
[08:09] REN
    That's weird.
[08:13] REN
    Naosuke?
[08:24] ALL
    Let's eat!
[08:33] MIRA
    Ketchup?
[08:34] SHOKICHI
    Ketchup for the whites. Salt for the yolk.
[08:38] MIRA
    Oh?
[08:39] TERUKO
    I'm on Team Soy Sauce.
[08:49] TERUKO
    Yum!
[09:02] MIRA
    Delicious.
[09:07] MIRA
    My, look at the time.
[09:09] MIRA
    Shokichi-san, will you be here around noon?
[09:12] SHOKICHI
    Yeah.
[09:13] MIRA
    If we get any deliveries,
    could you receive them for me?
[09:16] SHOKICHI
    Sure.
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[09:17] TERUKO
    Going out again?
[09:19] MIRA
    Yeah.
[09:20] TERUKO
    A date?!
[09:21] MIRA
    It's not like that.
[09:23] TERUKO
    But, hey, you've been coming home late
    ever since your fiancé showed up.
[09:27] MIRA
    He's not my fiancé.
[09:29] MIRA
    Anyway, Shokichi-san, take care of it.
[09:32] SHOKICHI
    I will.
[09:33] MIRA
    Thanks for the meal.
[09:37] TAKUMI
    If wishes can come true,
[09:39] TAKUMI
    I wish to be the grain of rice on her cheek.
[09:44] TAKUMI
    Yeah, Mira-san's been going out
    a lot more ever since that guy arrived.
[09:49] TAKUMI
    Mira-san...
[09:50] TAKUMI
    Are you meeting up with him?
[09:55] MIRA
    Did I keep you waiting?
[09:56] SHOIN
    Not at all.
[09:58] MIRA
    Great.
[09:59] TAKUMI
    Mira-san.
[10:09] TAKUMI
    Mira-san!
[10:14] TAKUMI
    Maybe she's going out for work?
[10:16] TAKUMI
    She did say she was also working
    for some exploitative company.
[10:20] TAKUMI
    Yep, that's it. That's gotta be it.
[10:47] MIRA
    Good evening.
[10:49] TAKUMI
    Oh, did you just get back?
[10:51] MIRA
    Yeah.
[10:52] TAKUMI
    Welcome home.
[10:53] MIRA
    Thanks. What about you?
[10:57] MIRA
    What's with that?
[10:59] TAKUMI
    Oh...
[11:00] TAKUMI
    Er... I had this sudden urge to drink
    some barley tea in the fresh air outside.
[11:05] MIRA
    Is that so?
[11:06] TAKUMI
    Oh, would you like to join...
[11:13] MIRA
    I'm beat.
[11:16] NAOSUKE
    How'd it go? Learn anything?
[11:21] NAOSUKE
    Too bad.
[11:23] MIRA
    There was too much data to go through.
[11:27] MIRA
    Where did you put the key, Tasuke-san?
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[12:04] REN
    You're lucky.
[12:07] REN
    You can get through life
    just pretending to be a dog.
[12:12] TAKUMI
    Mira-san.
[12:20] TAKUMI
    Oh, why I'm dressed like this?
[12:22] TAKUMI
    I had an interview today. Do I look weird?
[12:25] MIRA
    Not at all. You look great.
[12:28] TAKUMI
    How about you?
    On your way back from work?
[12:30] MIRA
    Huh?
[12:31] TAKUMI
    When we drank that umeshu,
    you mentioned you were working another job.
[12:36] TAKUMI
    You've been going out a lot lately.
    I was wondering if it was for work.
[12:40] MIRA
    Oh, yeah.
[12:44] TAKUMI
    Hey! "You've been going out a lot lately"?
[12:47] TAKUMI
    Way to make it sound like
    you've been stalking her!
[12:50] TAKUMI
    I bet she's thinking,
    "Yikes, this dude is creepy"!
[12:54] MIRA
    Gosh! Did I really say that when I was drunk?
[12:58] MIRA
    I don't remember it at all.
[12:59] MIRA
    Alcohol is so scary.
[13:03] TAKUMI
    We're home.
[13:08] TAKUMI
    What's up, Ren-kun?
[13:11] REN
    N-Nothing.
[13:15] REN
    Hey!
SIGN    Notice Regarding the Spring Term Field Trip
[13:18] MIRA
    A field trip notice?
[13:21] TAKUMI
    You're going to Enoshima?
[13:23] REN
    Yeah...
[13:24] TAKUMI
    What, you don't want to go?
[13:25] REN
    I mean, I'll need to take lunch.
[13:29] MIRA
    Lunch?
[13:30] REN
    My friends' parents make
    all their lunches to bring.
[13:34] REN
    But you know my pops.
    He's not going to do that for me.
[13:37] REN
    For the last field trip, I had to take
    rice balls from the convenience store.
[13:41] REN
    And the one before, bread
    from the convenience store.
[13:43] TAKUMI
    Oh, is that it?
[13:47] TAKUMI
    Don't worry. I'll make you
    a super-delish lunch box.
[13:51] REN
    For real?
[13:52] TAKUMI
    For real.
[13:53] REN
    For reals real? You mean it?
[13:54] TAKUMI
    For reals real. I mean that.
[13:56] REN
    A regular one, okay?
[13:58] TAKUMI
    I know. It'll be super regular.
[14:00] REN
    With omelet?
[14:01] TAKUMI
    You got it.
[14:02] REN
    And wieners!
[14:03] TAKUMI
    Very well. I'll make them octopus-shaped.
[14:06] REN
    Woo-hoo!
[14:11] TAKUMI
    Don't get dizzy, now.
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[14:18] TOMIHIRO
    Thanks for doing this, Miyasaka-kun.
[14:20] TOMIHIRO
    I'll remember this for as long as I remember.
[14:23] TAKUMI
    All good, all good.
[14:32] TAKUMI
    That should do it.
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[14:34] TOMIHIRO
    Do you have your hanky and your tissues?
[14:36] REN
    Yeah!
[14:38] REN
    Where's the lunch box?
[14:39] TAKUMI
    It's right there.
[14:42] REN
    Where?
[14:43] TAKUMI
    Right... Huh?
[14:47] TAKUMI
    That's weird. I put it right there.
[14:50] MIRA
    What's wrong?
[14:52] TAKUMI
    Well, the lunch box I left here went miss—
[14:55] TAKUMI
    Wait, don't tell me...
[14:57] TAKUMI
    Not you again, Naosuke.
[15:10] REN
    Money, please. I'll buy some rice balls
    from the convenience store.
[15:16] MIRA
    It's okay. I promise I'll bring you
    your lunch box by lunchtime.
[15:22] REN
    For real?
[15:23] MIRA
    For reals real. I mean it, for real.
[15:25] MIRA
    So go have fun on your field trip.
[15:29] REN
    Okay.
[15:31] REN
    I'm off.
[15:32] MIRA
    Take care!
[15:38] MIRA
    Miyasaka-san!
[15:39] MIRA
    Please prepare another lunch box!
[15:42] TAKUMI
    Sure thing!
SIGN    Notice Regarding the Spring Term Field Trip
[15:47] TOMIHIRO
    It says here they'll be
    eating lunch at Katase Beach.
[15:51] MIRA
    Where is that?
[15:53] MIRA
    Come show me the way, Wakabayashi-san.
[15:55] MIRA
    I've never been to Enoshima.
[15:59] TOMIHIRO
    I'm afraid I can't.
[16:02] TOMIHIRO
    I would love to do this for my beloved kid,
[16:05] TOMIHIRO
    but I've got work in the afternoon.
[16:07] TOMIHIRO
    Can you go instead, Miyasaka-kun?
[16:10] TOMIHIRO
    Now we're even for the lunch box.
[16:13] TOMIHIRO
    Enjoy your date in Enoshima on the way back.
[16:15] TAKUMI
    Wha?!
[16:16] MIRA
    Let's go, Miyasaka-san.
[16:19] TAKUMI
    O-Okay.
[16:20] MIRA
    We're off!
[16:24] TAKUMI
    Katase Beach is around here, it seems.
[16:28] TAKUMI
    She's so close.
[16:28] MIRA
    Will we make it?
[16:30] TAKUMI
    With ease, if we take the rapid express.
[16:42] MYSTERYVOICE
    Is she transporting something?
[16:45] MYSTERYVOICE
    Is it the key? After her!
[16:47] STATIONSTAFFPA
    We expect service to resume a little past noon.
[16:52] MIRA
    What do we do?
[16:53] TAKUMI
    How else can we get there?!
[16:55] SHOIN
    Mira!
[16:56] MIRA
    Shoin?
[16:57] TAKUMI
    Huh?
[17:00] SHOIN
    The Hubbies are on the move.
    Head to the shelter in my place—
[17:03] MIRA
    Shoin, take us to Enoshima!
[17:05] SHOIN
    "Enoshima"?
[17:06] MIRA
    Hurry!
[17:07] SHOIN
    Got it.
[17:09] SHOIN
    Hop in.
[17:11] TAKUMI
    Get in the back, Mira-san.
[17:14] TAKUMI
    Please hurry. There's no time.
[17:21] TAKUMI
    I'll look up the route.
[17:22] TAKUMI
    Er... We're here right now...
[17:24] SHOIN
    To Enoshima, please.
[17:25] AI
    Enoshima? Understood.
[17:37] SHOIN
    Can you get us to Katase Beach by 12?
[17:40] AI
    It's possible. Current ETA is 11:56:40.
[17:45] MIRA
    That's cutting it close.
    Can't we get there a bit earlier?
[17:49] SHOIN
    Can you get us there by 11:30?
[17:51] AI
    Understood. Changing speeds.
[17:54] MIRA
    Phew. Thanks, Shoin.
[17:57] SHOIN
    No problem.
[18:12] MIRA
    No! The lunch box!
[18:13] TAKUMI
    Huh?
[18:14] SHOIN
    Lunch box?!
[18:15] TAKUMI
    A kite?!
[18:17] MIRA
    Enemy attack! Don't let it get away!
[18:19] SHOIN
    Cancel self-driving! Switch to manual mode!
[18:22] AI
    Understood.
[18:56] TAKUMI
    Ugh. I feel sick...
[19:07] TAKUMI
    Mira-san!
[19:11] TAKUMI
    Screw you, birdbrain!
[19:12] TAKUMI
    Get lost!
[19:14] MIRA
    Miyasaka-san!
[19:18] TAKUMI
    Ow!
[19:19] TAKUMI
    Wait, timeout!
[19:28] SHOIN
    Are you okay?
[19:31] MIRA
    Miyasaka-san! Are you all right?
[19:34] TAKUMI
    I'm okay.
[19:38] TAKUMI
    I'm anything but okay.
[19:40] TAKUMI
    An English entrepreneur who is hot,
    rich, and strong to boot?
[19:47] TAKUMI
    You can't just spring that on me, damn it.
[19:55] TEACHER
    All right, it's time for lunch.
[20:01] HARUTO
    Where do you wanna eat?
[20:03] GIRL 1
    How about there?
[20:04] HARUTO
    Where do you wanna eat, Ren?
[20:06] HARUTO
    We'll miss out on the good spots
    if we don't hurry.
[20:09] REN
    Y-Yeah...
[20:10] MIRA
    Ren-kun!
[20:20] MIRA
    Here's your lunch.
[20:23] REN
    Thanks.
[20:25] GIRL 1
    Who's that, Ren-kun?
[20:27] GIRL 2
    Your mom and dad?
[20:28] TAKUMI
    Wrong!
[20:29] GIRL 2
    Who's this dude?
[20:31] REN
    Our cook.
[20:32] TAKUMI
    Listen, kid.
[20:34] TAKUMI
    Don't say it like that.
[20:50] MIRA
    Ren-kun looks overjoyed.
[20:52] TAKUMI
    That's great.
[20:55] TAKUMI
    Not that bird again!
[20:56] TAKUMI
    Watch out, kids!
    That bird's coming to steal your lunch!
[21:00] TAKUMI
    Protect the lunches your mom and dad
    woke up early to make for you!
[21:07] TAKUMI
    Go away!
[21:09] TAKUMI
    Actually, come here!
    Let me see you for a second!
[21:09] SHOIN
    Your chef is a lively fellow, Mira.
    It's fun watching him.
[21:15] MIRA
    Yeah. There's never a boring
    moment with him around.
[21:20] KID
    Wait, wait!
[21:29] MIRA
    We'll be leaving now, Ren-kun.
[21:34] MIRA
    Ren-kun?
[21:38] TAKUMI
    She's cute. Do you like her?
[21:40] REN
    It's not like that!
[21:43] TAKUMI
    Must be his first crush.
[21:45] MIRA
    Huh?
[21:46] TAKUMI
    Ah, puppy love.
[22:06] NAOSUKE
    Are you kidding me?!
[22:14] NAOSUKE
    Eek!
SIGN    A breakfast-stealing ghost is haunting Astro Lodge.
SIGN    Takumi and gang try to uncover its secret.
SIGN    And then, Takumi and Mira make huge progress?
SIGN    Whoa, we're getting romcom-y in here!