E9 - Rom-commy with a Chance of Hypnosis
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[00:03] Gensei
I hear a student congress was held the other day,
[00:07] Gensei
with Masachika and the heiress of
Taniyama Industries participating.
[00:13] Yuki
Right.
[00:14] Gensei
She took you to the wire in your
middle school presidential election,
[00:18] Gensei
so I expected good things from her.
[00:20] Gensei
But it seems she left
in the middle of the debate?
[00:24] Yuki
She must have had her reasons.
[00:29] Gensei
Whatever her reasons, it has resulted
in Masachika's campaign gaining legitimacy.
[00:35] Gensei
Listen, no matter who you are up against,
you aren't allowed to lose.
[00:39] Yuki
I realize that, Grandfather.
[00:43] Gensei
You may not be as gifted as Masachika,
[00:47] Gensei
but you know that with great gifts
come great responsibilities.
[00:52] Gensei
Responsibilities he ran away from.
[00:54] Gensei
He was born with unrivaled talents
and into unmatched privilege,
[00:59] Gensei
but he threw it all away.
[01:02] Gensei
Losing to him, of all people,
is absolutely not an option.
[01:07] Gensei
Are we clear, Yuki?
[01:09] Yuki
Of course, Grandfather.
[01:14] Yumi
Yuki-san?
[01:16] Yuki
Is something the matter, Mother?
[01:20] Yumi
Are you and Masachika-san still as close as ever?
[01:24] Yuki
Yes, of course.
[01:27] Yumi
Good to hear.
[01:28] Yuki
Uh, what about him?
[01:31] Yumi
Nothing. Never mind me.
[01:34] Yumi
You have Chinese class now, don't you?
[01:37] Yuki
Yes, online.
[01:41] Yumi
Good luck with that.
[01:43] Yuki
Thank you.
[01:48] Yuki
Ayano.
[01:49] Ayano
Yes, Yuki-sama?
[01:51] Yuki
Let me hug you for a sec!
[01:52] Ayano
As you wish.
[02:03] Yuki
Okay, I'm all better now.
[02:05] Ayano
Are you done?
[02:07] Yuki
Yeah, thanks.
[02:09] Yuki
Man...
[02:10] Yuki
Tiddies truly are great.
SIGN Sometimes
SIGN in Russian
SIGN Hides Her
SIGN Feelings
SIGN Alya Sometimes Hides
Her Feelings in Russian
SIGN Episode 9
SIGN Rom-commy with a Chance of Hypnosis
[03:46] Boy 1
Heya, Kuze.
[03:47] Boy 1
You did amazing in student congress last week.
[03:49] Boy A
I thought Taniyama-san had it in the bag
after hearing her argument, but whew.
[03:54] Boy B
How much of that did you have planned out?
[03:57] Masachika
Hey, at least let me put my bag down.
[04:03] Masachika
Morning, Alya.
[04:04] Alya
Yes, good morning.
[04:06] Masachika
Wow, business as usual, I see.
[04:11] Masachika
Alya, these guys wanna hear more
about your exploits last week.
[04:15] Alya
Huh?
[04:16] Masachika
Go ahead and get the deets from her.
[04:19] Masachika
I must go. My gacha needs me.
[04:28] Hikaru
Kujo-san, did you write your own speech?
[04:33] Alya
Huh? Oh, yes, that was me.
[04:37] Hikaru
Wow, I'm impressed.
[04:40] Hikaru
You're a great orator too, huh?
[04:42] Alya
Th-Thank you.
[04:46] Boy A
Was not asking questions part of your strategy?
[04:49] Alya
Right. We'd decided not to.
[04:53] Boy B
What about Kuze taking over partway, then?
[04:56] Alya
I wasn't expecting that, either.
[04:59] Boy G
I can't believe Taniyama
straight up ran away, though.
[05:03] Boy D
She was the one who started it, too.
[05:05] Boy D
Talk about pathetic.
[05:08] Alya
Kuze-kun, a moment.
[05:10] Masachika
Hmm?
[05:11] Masachika
Okay?
[05:13] Masachika
Oh, right. We had student council
business to take care of.
[05:16] Masachika
Sorry, we'll pick this back up later.
SIGN Student Council Office
[05:20] Masachika
Well?
[05:21] Masachika
What's up?
[05:23] Masachika
Did Taniyama getting ridiculed
bother you so much?
[05:27] Alya
I mean, she was just...
[05:29] Masachika
Yeah, you and I know why she did what she did.
[05:34] Masachika
But remember, we did nothing wrong.
We simply fought fair and square.
[05:39] Masachika
There's no need to let what people say
about her bother us, is there?
[05:44] Alya
I get that.
[05:45] Alya
But we didn't actually beat them.
They simply forfeited.
[05:49] Masachika
What's your plan, then?
Let's assume we help her save face.
[05:54] Masachika
That'll mean our student congress
victory goes to waste.
[05:59] Alya
I know...
[06:02] Masachika
That's what I would say if I were
putting our interests first.
[06:06] Masachika
But who cares about that?
[06:08] Alya
Huh?
[06:08] Masachika
What matters is what you want to do.
[06:12] Alya
Well, I want to help Taniyama-san, obviously.
[06:16] Alya
But that'd be...
[06:18] Masachika
Okay, gotcha. Then that's what we'll do.
[06:21] Alya
What?
[06:21] Alya
Are you sure?
[06:22] Masachika
Of course. No point letting this drag out.
[06:25] Masachika
We'll sort this mess out and head into
the closing ceremony with a clear conscience.
[06:30] Alya
I'm sorry. I know this will
create more work for you.
[06:33] Masachika
Don't worry about it.
[06:35] Masachika
Like I said, I'm here for you.
[06:38] Alya
Kuze-kun...
[06:45] Masachika
I sense a disturbance in the air.
[06:47] Chisato
Scoot in!
[06:48] Toya
E-Easy for you to say!
[06:50] Masachika
Wow, a situation straight out of a rom-com.
[06:53] Masachika
As their junior, the right thing to do here
is to pretend I saw nothing.
[07:01] Masachika
Whoa, wait a second.
Is a rom-com scene starting over here too?
[07:07] Masachika
Welp, we got a problem.
[07:08] Masachika
In many different ways all at once!
[07:10] Masachika
All I can do now is divert
her attention elsewhere!
SIGN ELSEWHERE
[07:19] Masachika
How long are you gonna keep hiding,
Prez, Sarashina-senpai?
[07:25] Alya
What?!
[07:28] Toya
Sorry about that. We missed
our chance to announce our presence.
[07:33] Chisato
Yeah. We were just looking
for something we dropped on the floor.
[07:38] Masachika
Well, how about we pretend none of us
saw or heard anything here?
[07:43] Toya
Y-Yeah, good idea. Let's go with that.
SIGN Word of the Week
"Thoughtfulness"
[07:46] Masachika
Glad we have an agreement.
[07:48] Masachika
Let's go, Alya.
[07:53] Alya
Er, um... I...
[07:55] Alya
I just remembered something I need to do!
SIGN Student Council Office
[08:05] Girl 3
Say, Nonoa.
[08:06] Girl 3
Did you see Phamel's newest collection?
Pretty cool, huh?
[08:10] Nonoa
I dunno... Nothing really grabbed me.
[08:13] Girl 3
Oh... Guess I'll pass too, then.
[08:17] Masachika
Ugh, normies! Not going
anywhere near them!
[08:22] Girl 2
That aside, Nonoa.
[08:24] Girl 2
Wanna come to my house party on Sunday?
[08:27] Nonoa
But we have exams coming up.
[08:29] Girl 2
We could also have a study sesh.
[08:32] Nonoa
Uh...
[08:33] Girl 2
Y'know, aren't you being kinda distant lately?
[08:36] Nonoa
I'm just kidding!
[08:39] Nonoa
Count me in for the party.
[08:42] Girl 2
Yay!
[08:43] Boy X
What? I'll go if Nonoa's going.
[08:46] Nonoa
D'you need something, Kuzecchi?
[08:48] Masachika
Uh, y-yeah, kinda.
[08:51] Nonoa
Oh, can't talk about it here?
[08:54] Masachika
I'd prefer not to, yeah.
[08:56] Nonoa
Okay.
[08:59] Nonoa
Well?
[09:01] Nonoa
I'm all ears if you wanna ask me out,
but that's not what you're here for, is it?
[09:04] Masachika
Nope.
[09:05] Masachika
Wait, you're all ears?
[09:08] Nonoa
I mean, I'm single right now,
and I don't really mind you.
[09:12] Masachika
Uh, maybe go out
with someone you actually like.
[09:17] Nonoa
I've never dated anyone I really liked.
[09:21] Masachika
Talk about a problematic statement.
[09:24] Nonoa
Can you blame me? I don't get
all that love and romance stuff.
[09:29] Masachika
Far be it from me to meddle in your affairs,
[09:33] Masachika
but you should probably try
to avoid selling yourself short.
[09:39] Nonoa
Sayacchi told me the exact same thing!
[09:41] Nonoa
It came with a bonus slap, though.
[09:43] Masachika
Seriously?
[09:45] Masachika
Taniyama's the type to throw hands, huh?
[09:47] Nonoa
Oh, uh, that was probably a one-off.
[09:51] Nonoa
Anyway, how can I help you?
[09:54] Masachika
Right. You know how people
are talking shit about Taniyama?
[09:58] Masachika
I'm wondering if we can put a stop to it.
[10:01] Nonoa
Oh? I didn't think it'd bother you.
[10:04] Masachika
Well, it bothers my partner.
[10:07] Nonoa
Ah, I get it now.
[10:09] Nonoa
That's so sweet of her.
[10:13] Nonoa
So? Why come to me about it?
[10:17] Nonoa
You do realize I'm the enemy, don't you?
[10:21] Masachika
"Enemy," huh?
[10:22] Nonoa
I'm sure you noticed that
I had plants in the audience.
[10:27] Masachika
Of course I noticed.
[10:29] Masachika
I can't believe you'd risk destroying
your friendships like that.
[10:35] Nonoa
Frankly, I'm not attached to
any of my friends other than Sayacchi.
[10:39] Nonoa
I don't really care if I lose 'em.
[10:43] Masachika
Can I ask you something?
[10:46] Masachika
People like Taniyama,
with a fire burning within,
[10:50] Masachika
should be a total mystery to you.
[10:53] Masachika
Why're you so attached to her, then?
[10:55] Nonoa
Oh, you've got it the wrong way around.
[10:57] Nonoa
She intrigues me because she's such
a mystery, and that's why I want her around.
[11:02] Masachika
Is that how it works?
[11:03] Nonoa
Surely you get how it feels to be drawn
to someone with a fire you don't possess.
[11:11] Nonoa
Now, we're both miserable cynics attached
to our shining-rays-of-positivity partners.
[11:16] Nonoa
Why don't we get our
miserable little scheme rolling?
[11:18] Masachika
I don't know if I would go that far, but okay.
[11:22] Masachika
My proposal is simple.
[11:24] Masachika
We spread a rumor giving a plausible
explanation to why Taniyama left that day.
[11:30] Nonoa
To make it seem like she
didn't run away from a fight?
[11:35] Nonoa
Are you sure?
It'll bring your victory into question.
[11:38] Masachika
That's fine by us.
[11:40] Nonoa
Huh...
[11:42] Nonoa
Well, she's my partner. It's my job
to clean up after her to begin with.
[11:48] Nonoa
So yeah, we have a deal. See ya.
[11:52] Masachika
Y-Yeah.
[11:54] Masachika
You know what this reminds me of? That manga
scene where you summon your trusty spy
[11:59] Masachika
and say, "Follow 'em.
Make sure not to be spotted."
[12:04] Masachika
Ayano.
[12:05] Ayano
Yes, Masachika-sama?
[12:06] Masachika
Whoa! Why are you here?!
[12:08] Ayano
Huh? Because you summoned me?
[12:12] Yuki
Don't go ignoring me now, Brother.
[12:15] Masachika
Seriously, what are you two doing here?
[12:19] Yuki
Oh, we noticed you approaching
Lady Nonoa, an enemy.
[12:25] Yuki
So we hid behind the teacher's desk
to eavesdrop on you.
[12:28] Masachika
The damn desk again?
[12:30] Masachika
And? What's the real story?
[12:33] Yuki
We were pretending to have a secret meeting,
[12:35] Yuki
not knowing that an actual
secret meeting would take place here.
[12:38] Masachika
What is wrong with you two?
[12:41] Alya
Kuze-kun? Are you here?
[12:47] Alya
Oh?
[12:49] Masachika
Alya-san? You're not jumping
to conclusions, are you?
[12:53] Alya
What do you mean? There's nothing wrong
with three childhood friends hanging out.
[12:59] Alya
Well, enjoy yourselves.
[13:00] Masachika
A-Alya!
SIGN Bah! Leaving me out of the fun?
[13:07] Yuki
Bro...
[13:09] Yuki
You just know she went,
[13:10] Yuki
"I made lunch for Kuze-kun to repay him
for helping me in the debate. Where is he?"
[13:16] Yuki
and looked for you all over school,
only to be hit in the face with disappointment.
[13:19] Masachika
Quit fabricating the most cliched of setups!
[13:35] (Flashback) Sayaka
It was a different boy last time.
[13:37] (Flashback) Nonoa
Was it?
[13:39] (Flashback) Nonoa
Well, he's my boyfriend now,
so I figured why not.
[13:49] (Flashback) Nonoa
Quit selling yourself short!
[13:52] (Flashback) Nonoa
You need to value yourself more!
[13:57] Nonoa
She didn't have to get that mad.
[14:00] Girl 3
You're finally back, Nonoa.
[14:03] Girl 3
What was that all about?
[14:04] Nonoa
Oh, he was asking about Sayacchi.
[14:08] Nonoa
He wanted to know why
she skipped school today.
[14:11] Girl 3
Taniyama's skipping today?
[14:13] Girl 2
Feeling down over losing the debate?
[14:15] Nonoa
Oh, nah. It's my fault.
[14:19] Nonoa
Besides, she only left the debate
because she was mad at me.
[14:23] Boy X
H-Huh?
[14:25] Girl 2
What do you mean?
[14:26] Nonoa
She found out halfway through student congress
that I had plants in the audience.
[14:33] Nonoa
Y'know how it goes.
[14:36] Masachika
Again, I really just happened
to run into Yuki and Ayano there.
[14:40] Alya
Oh, yeah?
[14:42] Masachika
Not buying it, huh?
[14:44] Alya
Please, you don't need to make excuses.
[14:47] Alya
I'm glad you three
childhood friends are so close.
[14:51] Masachika
Oh, all that aside,
[14:53] Masachika
will you study with me after school today?
[14:56] Alya
You? Study? What kind of sick joke is that?
[14:59] Masachika
Now that's just rude, plain and simple.
[15:07] Masachika
Um... Alya-san?
[15:09] Alya
What?
[15:11] Masachika
Aren't you sitting a little close?
[15:13] Alya
Is that a problem?
[15:15] Masachika
Not really, no.
[15:17] Masachika
I guess it's fine as long as nobody s...ees?!
[15:21] Yuki
My, I apologize. I should have knocked.
[15:25] Masachika
Sister of mine!
[15:28] Yuki
Are you preparing for exams?
[15:30] Yuki
If you don't mind, may we join you as well?
SIGN No.
[15:36] Masachika
Alya? You heard her. What do you say?
[15:40] Alya
Sure. I don't see a reason to refuse.
[15:43] Masachika
Yeah?
[15:44] Yuki
Thank you kindly.
SIGN I'd prefer we were alone.
[15:48] Masachika
You cutie, you! Quit being so adorable!
[15:56] Alya
All you've been doing is reading the solutions.
[16:01] Alya
Is that really going to help you prepare?
[16:03] Masachika
Tearing my hair out over problems
I don't get is a waste of time.
[16:07] Masachika
Time better spent
getting the solutions into my head.
[16:11] Alya
How will you learn to put theory
into practice like that?
[16:15] Yuki
Not to worry.
[16:16] Yuki
Masachika-kun's always been like that.
[16:19] Yuki
Right, Ayano?
[16:21] Ayano
That's right. This is how Masachika-sama
has always studied.
[16:28] Masachika
Ayano? Is there something you don't get?
[16:31] Ayano
Oh, no...
[16:33] Ayano
Actually, yes.
[16:36] Masachika
What is it?
[16:37] Ayano
No, I couldn't bother you with it.
[16:41] Masachika
Relax. I'm not gonna
mock you over it or anything.
[16:44] Ayano
Actually, I would prefer it if you berated me
and called me a useless waste of space.
[16:50] Masachika
Not happening.
[16:52] Ayano
Is that so...
[16:54] Masachika
Wait, why do you sound disappointed?
[16:56] Alya
Are you three really just childhood friends?
[17:00] Masachika
Huh? Yeah, why?
[17:03] Alya
I mean, you seem awfully close,
even for childhood friends.
[17:10] Masha
Hi there, everyone.
[17:16] Masachika
Mm! Masha-senpai's tea is simply divine!
[17:21] Masha
My, what is this?
[17:23] Masachika
Oh, Sarashina-senpai apparently
confiscated that book from someone.
SIGN Hypnosis for Dummies
Become a hypnotist today!
SIGN Kyoto Publishing
[17:27] Masha
Huh...
[17:29] Masha
Alya-chan, try it on me!
[17:31] Alya
No way.
[17:32] Masha
What? Why not?!
[17:34] Masha
I wanna try getting hypnotized!
[17:37] Masha
I wanna, I wanna!
[17:39] Alya
Again, no.
[17:42] Masha
Then you do it, Kuze-kun.
[17:44] Masachika
Huh? Why me?
[17:45] Masha
I mean, Alya-chan's being a big old meanie.
[17:49] Masachika
Well, if you insist.
[17:52] Masachika
We start off with... hypnotic induction?
SIGN Hypnosis for Dummies
Become a hypnotist today!
[17:54] Masha
Hype!
[17:56] Masachika
Uh... Okay, focus your eyes on my finger.
[18:00] Masha
Your finger?
[18:01] Masachika
That's what it says.
[18:02] Masha
Got it.
[18:07] Masachika
"You feel your mind slowly go into a trance.
[18:11] Masachika
Keep your eyes right here.
[18:14] Masachika
You're getting very, very sleepy.
[18:19] Masachika
When I clap my hands,
you will fall into a deep slumber."
[18:25] Masachika
Three, two, one... There.
[18:29] Masachika
Huh? Masha-san?
[18:31] Yuki
Masha-senpai? Did you really get hypnotized?
[18:35] Alya
Yeah, yeah, very funny. Knock it off.
[18:39] Alya
Masha?
[18:40] Masachika
U-Uh, let me undo the hypnosis.
[18:44] Masachika
Let's see...
[18:46] Masachika
"When I touch your shoulder,
you will snap out of it."
[18:50] Masachika
One...
[18:50] Masachika
Two, and there.
[18:56] Masha
Um... Why did you stop, Kuze-kun?
[18:59] Masachika
What?
[19:00] Masha
Come on! You said you would clap your hands!
[19:04] Masachika
Wait, what? Do you not remember?
[19:07] Masha
Remember what?
[19:09] Alya
Seriously, Masha, that's not funny.
[19:12] Yuki
Alya-san, why don't you have
Masachika-kun hypnotize you too, then?
[19:17] Alya
Huh?
[19:17] Masachika
Wha?
[19:18] Yuki
You'll know whether she's telling
the truth or not one way or another.
[19:24] Alya
I'm ready. Go ahead.
[19:26] Masachika
Are we seriously doing this?
[19:27] Alya
Get on with it.
We're putting an end to this farce.
[19:31] Masachika
Fine. Focus your eyes on my finger.
[19:35] Masachika
Way too easy.
[19:38] Yuki
And why the heck did Masha-senpai
get hypnotized again?
[19:43] Masachika
Don't ask me.
[19:44] Yuki
For real? It's a booby-booty
grabby-grabby free-for-all!
[19:47] Masachika
Don't say the quiet part out loud!
[19:49] Yuki
Ready or not, it's time for otaku improv!
SIGN Improv
[19:51] Yuki
The topic: You just hypnotized two hotties!
[19:54] Yuki
What is the first suggestion you try?
SIGN Otaku Otaku Otaku Otaku Otaku Otaku Otaku Otaku Otaku Otaku Otaku
[19:57] Masachika
Mental age regression!
[19:58] Yuki
Make them totally unrestrained
and have them strip!
[20:01] Ayano
U-Uh... Make them reveal their deepest,
darkest secrets, maybe?
[20:08] Masachika
"Make them unrestrained"?
Couldn't you have been more specific?
[20:10] Yuki
Yeah, well, your answer was just depraved.
[20:14] Yuki
As for Ayano, not a bad answer,
but it's a bit lacking in impact.
[20:18] Yuki
Making them totally unrestrained
is the only right choice here.
[20:23] Yuki
They might even reveal their most
embarrassing secrets in that state.
[20:26] Ayano
Your answer even covered my suggestion?
You never cease to amaze.
[20:30] Yuki
There. I win by majority vote.
[20:35] Yuki
Alya-san, Masha-senpai, you two
will become more and more unrestrained.
[20:41] Yuki
Freed from the shackles of your inhibitions,
you will lay your minds and bodies bare.
[20:50] Yuki
Wait, what? For real?
[20:53] Masachika
Mm?
[20:55] Masachika
Huh?
[21:01] Masachika
Tell me, Yuki. Why am I getting
infinite head pats right now?
[21:06] Masha
Good boy! Good girl!
[21:08] Yuki
G-Gee, I wonder why.
[21:11] Masachika
Look me in the eye, culprit.
[21:13] Yuki
I didn't expect Masha-senpai's
harem time to begin, not Masachika-kun's.
[21:18] Masachika
That's your problem?
[21:20] Masha
Good boy, good girl.
[21:23] Masachika
Uh, Masha-san?
[21:24] Masachika
Could you let me go now?
[21:26] Masha
What? Not happening.
[21:29] Masachika
Not happening, huh?
[21:31] Alya
...oying.
[21:34] Alya
Off with you.
[21:36] Masachika
A-Alya? What are you doing?
[21:47] Yuki
Office worker who's a superstar at work
but a slob at home, pictured in the morning!
[21:50] Masachika
Right?!
[21:55] Masachika
Whoa, what? Why'd they both
start taking off their clothes?!
[21:58] Yuki
Right, I did say they'd get more unrestrained
and lay their minds and bodies bare.
[22:07] Masachika
Er... When I touch your shoulder,
you will snap out of it!
[22:11] Masachika
One, two, and there!
[22:14] Masachika
Hey! That didn't work!
[22:16] Yuki
Uh... When I touch your shoulder,
you will snap out of it.
[22:21] Yuki
One, two, and there.
[22:25] Yuki
Yikes. This ain't working.
[22:27] Masachika
Are you serious?!
[22:28] Masachika
What are we gonna do about this?!
[22:31] Chisato
Masha? I got done a while a... go...
[22:35] Chisato
Uh, what's going on here?
[22:38] Yuki
S-Sarashina-senpai.
[22:40] Yuki
Well, you see...
[22:41] Yuki
I tried out what was written
in the hypnosis book,
SIGN Hypnosis for Dummies
Become a hypnotist today!
SIGN Kyoto Publishing
[22:45] Yuki
but now we can't snap them out of it.
[22:48] Chisato
Yeah?
[22:49] Chisato
Hup. Excuse me one moment.
[22:56] Masachika
Whoa, whoa, whoa! What?
[22:58] Masachika
What the hell was that?!
[23:00] Chisato
A reset.
[23:01] Masachika
What...
[23:06] Alya
Huh? Why am I on the couch?
[23:09] Masha
What?
[23:11] Yuki
Um, I can understand your confusion,
[23:14] Yuki
but you should probably get dressed first.
[23:17] Masha
Huh?
[23:19] Alya
Get dressed...?
[23:26] Alya
H-How did this happen?!
[23:28] Masha
No!
[23:29] Chisato
By the way, Kuze-kun.
[23:31] Chisato
You saw, didn't you?
[23:35] Chisato
Do you want a reset too?
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